Two and a Half Men - Jake Got Drunk [HD]
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- čas přidán 26. 12. 2013
- Jake got drunk with a friend. Because Alan has a date, Charlie has to take care of him.
Season 6, episode 3 (Damn You, Eggs Benedict).
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Season 6, episode 3 (Damn You, Eggs Benedict)
"I came as soon as I could" ... that was plain epic!
***** I bet he "waited" the brains out of dat blonde !!! :)
Harry Engel thats why he said he CAME as quick as he could
Dude, I was so high when that scene came up and I was like dammnn
"Believe me I came as quickly as I could."
I just got that 😂
Me too!! haha
😂😂😂😂 naaaa dats crazy
Same
Errrrrrr gay
00:53 "I came as quickly as I could" haha lol
Younes. Ch just figured it out
lol
I cam as quickly as I could! Best choice of words!
I loved that reference lol
Took me 10 years to get it...
Charlie was sending a good message about the alcohol is poison. yes he drinks, but he didn't want Jake drinking, esp not at such a young age.
Oh bad boy!😨😨😨😨😨
Boobies no volince lol
Exactly
Let me tell you something about Charlie Sheen all that dude cares about in two and a half men are 3 things
1.Living alone: He always goes off at Alan for living in his house.
2.Women: almost all of the episodes have Charlie making love While Alan wallows in his own guilt and misfortune. Too afraid to meet another fish in the sea.
And my personal favorite Booze: There is not one episode until Charlie dies in the show from still I don’t know? There’s not one episode where we don’t see him drinking. Either a beer 🍺 or liquor 🥃. Would you really fallow his advice? From a guy who starred as a drunk who sleeps with women. I’m with Jake on this I’ve been there myself kid just let it out! You know what the cure for hangovers is? Keep drinking. Lol 😂
yes gotta love a hypocrite of an adult ;)
“The bat rastard.”
Exactly when I went to the comments he said that 😂
Rat bastard❗️
Ross the Boss, it’s another saying to switch the letters.
All done throwing up (vomits) oh see what you mean about those jalapenos
That’s what I said when the coronavirus hit my country.
Im so glad that Charlie is actually being responsible here
How so? By giving Jake the idea how to get booze in the first place?
@@Mikey-ym6ok He was telling him that alcohol is poison. Which is the truth.
He also told him to jump into that trunk :D
@@Mikey-ym6okhe didn’t think Jake would take it seriously, he just forgets how dumb Jake is sometimes.
That alcohol is poison part is pretty deep
I only drink cools light beer just sharing😂
It is poison, the more you drink the worse you feel the next day, alcohol only makes you feel good for awhile, then it starts fucking with your body, unlike weed alcohol actually kills, so its kinda weird alcohol, man made substance is legal but not weed natural substance of the earth, makes you think 🤔.
MALIRIPPA Well, mushrooms are also quite natural and also lethal. Natural does not mean good or healthy or whatever
@@MALIRIPPA language
@@MALIRIPPA alcohol is natural.
"He ditched me when I started throwing up the bat rastard" Hahahaha
Get out of the car
@@josephherbert1207 "What?"
@@TomDeVito I just had it detailed. Get out get out get out
@@josephherbert1207 Alright but I'm telling you I'm all done throwing up..*Throws up*
@@TomDeVito I see what you mean by the jalapeños.
What Charlie said was actually meaningful about how he drinks to kill things inside. Just shows that even someone with a lifestyle like Charlie's has something that they drink about
4:04 "Jake took the 20 bucks you gave him and got drunk with a friend." *laughs* Classic, Charlie. Real classic.
Oh bad boy
CHARLIE : So ... ¿ A beer ?
JAKE : 🤢🤮
One of Angus's best acting scenes! 😀👏
"Step away from the car!"
"False alarm."
"Wait for it..."
"Wait for what?" (vomits)
🤣
Alan: "Jake? Hello?"
Jake: *Looks at Charlie* "You gonna rat me out?"
Charlie: "Jake, buddy, how can you even ask me that?"
Alan: *Opens the door* "What's going on here?"
Charlie: *Oh shit, Alan's gonna think this was my fault* "Jake took the $20 you gave him and got drunk with a friend!"
So,
how bout a beer?
Literally no one
Some kid: Does anyone want to see my penis?
Charlie's Girls: No, I don't want to see that thing
Charlie: Look, at the size of his penis. It's like the size of the sausage.
Charlie's Girls: Well, I've seen bigger *stares at Charlie*
Rocky: Well, we call it a Jumbo.
Alan: “Oh… bad…boyyyyy.” 😬
Charlie: So how bout a beer?
@@Dogtoy225🤮
dose she have big ones? I just died of laughter
me too
And she jiggled when Charlie said it.
From the looks of it, yeah, she does
She is Helena matteson
Literally no one
Some kid: Does anyone want to see my penis?
Charlie's Girls: No, I don't want to see that thing
Charlie: Look, at the size of his penis. It's like the size of the sausage.
Charlie's Girls: Well, I've seen bigger *stares at Charlie*
Rocky: Well, we call it a Jumbo.
"Because there are things inside of me I need to kill." *giggles* lol (3:19)
You can't kill bad feelings with alcohol
thats my life motto
"yeah we have shared some good memories" LOL
"So, How 'bout a beer?"
OH MY GOD!😂😂😂😂😂
So how 'bout a beer.
Douglas Roth still feel puke when I had carlsberg beer after 1st time. Now I m the one who ask if they want beer 😅
Douglas Roth sure!
Bleeaaugh
I used this as an idea for my series!
Funny
Jake: "Soft pretzel. Want some?"
Charlie: "No, thanks."
Jake: "It's got jalapenos!"
Charlie: "You're gonna regret that...."
Jake: "What do you mean?" *vomits* Jake: "Oh...I see what you mean about those Jalapenos!"
Yeah, it will burn like hell when it comes up
the exact reason i dont eat spicy foods
@@isaacnewton8914 get the 2. Why sushi though?
@@ellnats You Up For A R Rated Movie Boobies No Violence
@@DavidDuchodca You Up For A R Rated Movie Boobies No Violence
Oh boy he is just like uncle Charlie 😂😂🍺🍸
Charlie looks cool including his hairstyle from seasons 2, 4 , 5, 6, and 7.
Charlie's chill in the bathroom scene is my lesson to always drink at a comfortable pace . . . you can always drink more, but you can undo it if you've had too much
Charlie: Your body is also telling you that alcohol is poison.
Jake:If it's poison, why do you drink it?
Charlie:Because there are things inside of me I need to kill.
Jake: You can't kill bad feelings with alcohol, Uncle Charlie.
Charlie: Right.
Jake:And you can't stuff your emotions with cupcakes.
When two and a half men had good writing.
Charlie: would you like another beer?
Jake: *throws up*
😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you with a girl? Does she have big ones?" Lol, I quote that one a lot!
That girl seemed turned on when he said that.
4:04 “Jake took the twenty bucks you gave him and got drunk with a friend.”
😆😆😆😆
Alan: “Oh.” “Bad Boi.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jake made the show... lol
MEN, MEN , MEN, MEN, MANLEY MEN, WOO HOOO ..... that diddly gets stuck in my head atleast once a day.... lol
did i see jake in military school! who saw that coming???? i sure as chit didnt (even tho I recall an episode where charlie and alan were in kitchen teasing him, if he didnt do his homework he was going off to Military school. Berta enters and claims Jakes bedroom... or Zippys bedroom... lol)
Alan is growing on me as I watch the re runs
I mean Zippy. Berta is a hoot as well
+Paramount It was jake and charlie
Charlies face look was funny when jake got in the car lol
Love the Sheen years of this show. I miss it to this day.
This is why I switched to pot. Not worth the throwing up lol
Caleb Bartlett Pot is the absolute best.
Caleb Bartlett so did jake.
Caleb Bartlett
why not both? Also you only throw up when you drink too much.
i dunno I ate a weed brownie and i ended up puking cause i ate too much weed.
At least alcohol tastes better than pot
somehow i always feel the urge to get unrestrained drunk when i watch two and a half men
How is it that the drunk was the responsible and sober one
You gotta love Charlie, he's an amalgamation of good and "bad" boy!!!!!
Who else is actually going to walk him through the experience. After all Alan would just bitch worse than a woman instead of giving him the proper talking to.
@@Doctor_Odin true
Experience
Man this brings back memories.
Bro..... Sometimes this show could really dive deep than become shallow all of the sudden... That interaction of Jake and Charlie was beautiful.... I mean I understand it's a comedy but I love comedies with that depth of emotions
Satellite Jack sounds like a stage name for a radio show host
oh... bad boy lol
This was the best episode ever...
This show is gold
Anyone else started to dislike Jake once he got around to his older years?
He was a funny kid when he was in this age.
So you started dislike him after the 6th season? Took you long enough
What a great scene.😂🤣
wanna bet that girl's still worrying about her blood test results each time she goes to the doctor...
ohh, bad boy
funny!
So, how 'bout a beer LOL
Joseph Herbert But what happened to Alan?? When he walks into the bathroom he doesnt seem normal
@@barthotuber6429 he got electrocuted
@@josephherbert1207 BLEAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"Oh...bad boy"😆😆
So, how 'bout a beer
Charlie is a good uncle
Hollywood has such an odd history with displaying alcohol. Sometimes its portrayed as easy to drink as milk, yet here 3 beers makes Jake violently ill. I sure got this sick my first time drinking as well, but that was with a stolen bottle of liquor, not 3 cans of beer. Even a brand new drinker wouldn't be this messed up and then sick from 3 Miller Lites lol
Oh well, everybody is different and has a DIFFERENT reaction, but the main message was/is, this is what happens a whole lot of times after the "fun" is over!!!!!
The reference of the cup cakes too nostálgic
I like how your videos have subtitles.
1:36 For a cheap guy, he can be surprisingly generous.
1:41 Deep down, I love him. And I love you too! Great, great. Everybody loves everybody.
1:55 The bat rastard!
For so cheap, he can be surprisingly generous .
3:19 one of my reasons I drink 🍺
Oh, the wondeful memories staying at the porcelin motel!!!!!
JAKE HAD A BEST UNCLE
Satellite Jack! lol
I NEVER have bought under agers booze when they have asked me, who knows what could happen that could turn out really bad??!!!
Season 3 to 7 was peak Two and a Half Men
"Not with a guy with no kidneys named satellite jack is buying it for ya"😂😂
Yeah we have shared some good memories
Alan: BAD BOY
"Oh...................................BAD BOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!"
BROKENCM1994 So..... how about a beer
@@williamnissen5083 Bleeaugh
@@williamnissen5083 never again
Jake and his uncle Charlie 😂👏 🍻🍸 Never let a guy named satalight jack buy beer for you and a $20.00 bill is too much for a six pack of beer 😂 so surprised Jake didn't call Charlie a rat bastered as well for rating him out to Allen 😂
2:20 “Are you up for an R-rated movie? Boobies no violence.” I’d watch if it has a bit of both.
charlie do love jake
That's very true!!!!!
Best uncle ever
Look at that shrimp. You could wash it off and serve it again
Oh God 🤣 🤣 🤣
For a cheap guy he's a generous guy.
That moment when everybody is making bad decisions but Charlie lol😊
wait for it
Charlie isnt a role model, but he's still full of sage advice and wisdom.
The Bat Rastard
woah i felt that one in my nuts
I understand he comes of sleazy guy but honestly you can tell Charlie cares about jake
Jake split a six pack with a friend and somehow ended up drunk.
I remenber the first time i got drunk... Epic
He got that drunk just of a six pack Here in Germany we would say „ was‘n weichei“
I recently found out why I like to occupy myself with my different hobbies ( *_Cars_* , *_Frozen_* , *_Star Wars_* , LEGO, etc.): because there are things inside of me I need to kill.
I can not believe that a 14 year old got drunk and started throwing up. 😂
Such a good uncle haha my uncle would’ve done the same thing
Today if I have three beers in a year that's a lot!
Too funny!
Except for memories of your own visits to the porcelin motel, but yes, it's hilarious...except the thought of rinsing off one of the thrown up shrimps, ugghhhh and yuck!!!!!
Haven't seen this episode...what's wrong with Alan when he walks in? Stoned or angry?
+cazia9 He was caught dating two women at the same time, so one of them used her taser on him.
he got tased
cazia9 Probably just stoned.
which episode is this?
I've since learned it is s6 e3 - Damn You Eggs Benedict
Charlie: You’ll See.
Savage.
They do all have pretzel stands
*The BAT RASTARD*
When Jake started to go down the gutter in iq
Alcohol really is poison
So is caffeine
I don't drink caffeine that much
3 beers😂
thats not how drinking works, you don't just magically get hangover or start throwing up at that point in time..
@@tannergrinzel5123 Okay? Never said they didn't.
4:12
“Oh... Bad…boyyyyyy.” 😒
The bat rastard 😂
Getting drunk must be a hell of a diet😂
SnackZ atPC not off beer. You’ll get hella fat
You can't stop your feelings Uncle Charlie
Alan what's going on
Charlie: Jake took the $20.00 bucks you gave him
Charlie So how bout a 🐝
Jake vomiting
Satellite Jack.
You can't stuff your emotions with cupcakes Jake
Miss you Charlie
So where's your friend
Gabe he ditched me when I started throwing up the bat rastard
Gold
Best uncle
i remember this episode one of my older sister's stayed up witching this with me and my sister said this is why we don't want you hanging out with your friends especially at night because they will get you to do something stupid like this especially with your good nature and sense of humor and they will definitely take advantage of that because you got that from us and I'll never forget those words my sister told me and after that my sister told me to jump in bed with her because it was very late.
Alcohol brings out the best in Jake it seems
Satellite jack is kinda funny name
It’s like a radio show host