Two And a Half Men - I waxed your car

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  • @andyauger
    @andyauger Před 10 lety +2131

    "Yeah. Woof." I died laughing

  • @Pikopati
    @Pikopati Před 10 lety +3102

    When Jake was an intelligent character which was involve on the episode...
    Good old days

    • @kappakappa4507
      @kappakappa4507 Před 7 lety +4

      Pikopati yeah

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr Před 5 lety +19

      all your grammar are belong to us

    • @joannpizzo6939
      @joannpizzo6939 Před 4 lety +2

      I used to think the 90$ were the best days they suck just like today but if you watch this show it brightens up your sex life lol that you will probally never have lol

    • @Dildobagginses
      @Dildobagginses Před 4 lety +2

      @@cs512tr he are very intellismart

    • @shlokgala1627
      @shlokgala1627 Před 3 lety

      Dammmnnn this was 6 years back

  • @DimebagDave120804
    @DimebagDave120804 Před 11 lety +983

    Jake: I waxed your car
    Charlie: I waxed Taylor's mum.

  • @JorgeRodriguez-bp7by
    @JorgeRodriguez-bp7by Před 7 lety +7198

    I wish they kept jake intelligent when he got older

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 Před 6 lety +519

      The first two seasons he was a smartass and had some intelligence but then he became dumber and more ungrateful

    • @youtuber35608
      @youtuber35608 Před 6 lety +144

      george brice that’s typically what happens in shows with a simple character.

    • @KaizoKidLP
      @KaizoKidLP Před 6 lety +187

      he was actually really smart, looking back on him outplaying those guys in poker. i dont think its too bad since the show ended at season 8, he wasnt so much different then i think

    • @michaelgeorgiou4730
      @michaelgeorgiou4730 Před 5 lety +62

      I wonder why nobody seemed to notice but Alan mentioned it in a later season that it turns out it is funnier when he is dumb. So the writers made him dumb because the public preferred him that way.

    • @michaelgeorgiou4730
      @michaelgeorgiou4730 Před 5 lety +35

      Since the show was such a great success that proves that the comments are just a very vocal minority. We can't know what is going on in the nertworks but for them to make such a decision and the show to continue being very high rated it means that what Alan said was true. Don't misunderstand me I also prefer intelligent Jake but what can we do other than just rewatch old episodes.

  • @AliRaza-hk5qt
    @AliRaza-hk5qt Před 5 lety +1495

    you hit on everything which has pulse..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shrijitasgable
    @shrijitasgable Před 3 lety +269

    BRB. YAD. Jake and Charlie had the best chemistry ever.

    • @DerPS3ZockerTV
      @DerPS3ZockerTV Před 3 lety +7

      Thats right. Also Charlie and Alan Holding together when they are in in a shitty Situation. Real bros ❤️🤙🏼

    • @chipbroadhead4445
      @chipbroadhead4445 Před rokem +2

      Made the sitcom with Berta

    • @lorimiller4301
      @lorimiller4301 Před 10 měsíci

      The best ever was Reuben Kincaid and Danny Partridge.
      Dave Madden and Danny Bonaduce were friends in real life. They had something special together. ❤🎉😊

  • @ruyalmeida2941
    @ruyalmeida2941 Před 3 lety +247

    The problem with this clip is that it cuts the best part.. right when Charlie explains to Jake that "if the deer shoots itself and climbs to the car, you have to eat him"! 🤣🤣

  • @thebandit0256
    @thebandit0256 Před 6 lety +1119

    Jake forgot to mention his English Teacher

    • @dingdong475
      @dingdong475 Před 5 lety +12

      Yh he didn't want her to stock around

    • @dxyeart7318
      @dxyeart7318 Před 5 lety +38

      And ballet teacher

    • @mehmet-bk7582
      @mehmet-bk7582 Před 5 lety +7

      dxye art the ballet teacher was because he knew her before, he sent Jake to her so he can see her and get her..lol.

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 5 lety +22

      Was that Miss Pasternak? "My weirdness bar for chicks is...pretty high, but you're clearing it in street shoes" :D

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 Před 4 lety +6

      @@not-so-smartaleck8987 uff, Miss Pasternack...she was ähm...something else

  • @reviewsfornoobs
    @reviewsfornoobs Před 10 lety +746

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

  • @alastair7095
    @alastair7095 Před 2 lety +56

    This is when texting and social media was new and harmless. Who knew what a monster we were nurturing

  • @Georgexx13
    @Georgexx13 Před 6 lety +2163

    Why did he get dumber as he grew up. It’s supposed to be the other way around

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area Před 5 lety +102

      Explain that to the youth of our nation, they still become more dumb every day.

    • @LifeToATee
      @LifeToATee Před 5 lety +161

      goodman actually the average iq is much higher than older generations.
      Calling the newer generation dumb is just a way to make the older people feel less obsolete

    • @robertrodriguez787
      @robertrodriguez787 Před 5 lety +18

      He wasn't dumb he was just lazy

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 5 lety +41

      +Georgexx 13 Actually I think that happens on a lot of sitcoms; a character that's relied upon to provide a lot of the show's humor gets dumbed down as the show gets older, so the show can still squeeze more laughs out of him/her.

    • @junii741
      @junii741 Před 4 lety +11

      That Eldridge or eldritch guy was more dumb , Jake was okay

  • @jameswg13
    @jameswg13 Před 3 lety +151

    I just realised Jake had his laptop which means the girl he liked told him what happened/ what was happening

  • @klausmikaelson840
    @klausmikaelson840 Před 5 lety +752

    I stop watching when they fired Charlie

  • @abhinavsmith1186
    @abhinavsmith1186 Před 10 lety +751

    without charlie the show is nothing. it was such great until they blew up

    • @dannyakins8742
      @dannyakins8742 Před 6 lety +29

      Abhinav Smith It was terrible after they fired Charlie. The show just wasn't the same.

    • @clarktm1275
      @clarktm1275 Před 4 lety +20

      (Q) How much blow can Charlie Sheen do?
      (A) Enough to kill two and a half men!

    • @coolcat1058
      @coolcat1058 Před 4 lety

      @@clarktm1275 hahaha no shit huh

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 Před 4 lety +2

      newswars-dotcom Ashton basically played the same character in That 70’s show.

    • @trapkingswag5709
      @trapkingswag5709 Před 4 lety +15

      Did they fire him and try to keep the show going??? That's so stupid. That's like continuing Spongebob without spongebob

  • @cglrgnc
    @cglrgnc Před 7 lety +613

    The sacrifises we make for our kids :)

  • @whyneedacoolname
    @whyneedacoolname Před 12 lety +53

    "I can't show my face in the comic book store!!!"

  • @ruyalmeida2941
    @ruyalmeida2941 Před 3 lety +13

    "Scratch that!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamterrill4384
    @williamterrill4384 Před 2 lety +18

    I love Jay Care at the end turning on the light switch I mean that was just great Charlie coming in like you were a teenager in the middle of the night God that was just funny and intelligent script writing

  • @ArgentinaLibertaria
    @ArgentinaLibertaria Před 6 lety +168

    Whem charlie saw taylor's mom he was like:
    "Gorp.Fnarck. Schmegle"

  • @vergilheartnet
    @vergilheartnet Před 10 lety +212

    man, it's really hard to lie to kids these days

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 Před 5 lety +12

      vergil heartnet Yep, the Internet makes us mature real fast. While also keeping our sense of humor 13 years old.

  • @ricardosom7766
    @ricardosom7766 Před 4 lety +25

    The ballet teacher, and on and on. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StraightEdge3.16
    @StraightEdge3.16 Před 11 lety +125

    jake was smart back then

  • @manuelbrewer6927
    @manuelbrewer6927 Před 3 lety +16

    The beginning is SO cute.😊

  • @TM-fy5ym
    @TM-fy5ym Před 4 lety +24

    “ I waxed your car”. 😂😂😂😂

  • @inspectorpineapple98
    @inspectorpineapple98 Před 3 lety +26

    (Singing) Taylor’s mom has got it goin on

  • @Mrcfrickie
    @Mrcfrickie Před 11 lety +83

    That's funny! "I waxed your car" love it!!
    Bring Charlie back ;-)

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi Před 2 lety +19

    It's funny to think that Sheen was probably even more of a player in real life, or could've been at least. A mega rich movie and television star as opposed to a wealthy jingle writer.

  • @3ku1
    @3ku1 Před 12 lety +31

    man the show feels so diffrent, the whole atmosphere just contrasts the way it is now with charlie being dead, and waldan being in the show. Its almost literaly two worlds apart.

  • @lumbiaknight87
    @lumbiaknight87 Před 9 lety +198

    the writers of this sitcom are one of a kind..they should make at least half of what the main cast are getting...ok..how about 30%?

  • @susangarabedian2608
    @susangarabedian2608 Před 5 lety +22

    Jake sounds like a dad when he talks to Charlie ''go to your room. I waxed your car''

  • @Ayushgoplani
    @Ayushgoplani Před 5 lety +68

    "Yeah, WOOF"

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy Před 11 lety +86

    pure GENIOUS. Without him the show suffers greatly.

  • @RhumOnFire
    @RhumOnFire Před 12 lety +26

    charlie's face at 2:05 is a fucking masterpiece! deserves an oscar LOL

  • @abhired3919
    @abhired3919 Před 7 měsíci +4

    tayler mom is so beautiful
    how does Charlie does it with every beautiful women

  • @eliedeeb1984
    @eliedeeb1984 Před 3 lety +9

    Charlie sheen is a genius

    • @eliedeeb1984
      @eliedeeb1984 Před 3 lety +3

      He shouldn't left no matter what.

    • @6vouces837
      @6vouces837 Před 2 lety +2

      @@eliedeeb1984 it wasn't exaclty his choice

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Před rokem +3

    “Don’t open the door”
    “Go to your room” 😁

  • @gigssup11
    @gigssup11 Před 6 lety +35

    cause you'll hit anything with a pulse! hahahahahaha

  • @shreddedindian2458
    @shreddedindian2458 Před 3 lety +22

    Charlie was one hell of a good looking fella..comic timing at its best...after charlie left rhey should have named it one and half men

  • @anuraganand4817
    @anuraganand4817 Před 5 lety +7

    Jack and charlie... The soul of this series

  • @paulcooverjr.6947
    @paulcooverjr.6947 Před rokem +4

    Taylor mom is smoking! If dinner is served, you got eat it. Am I wrong?

  • @nathanieldortch6253
    @nathanieldortch6253 Před rokem +8

    Man, this was such a great show and it brought so much laughter and surreal family feelings to us American TV audience, why did they had to ruin it, well we still have the reruns and I am 😎 cool with that.

  • @pricexx1
    @pricexx1 Před rokem +2

    She was way more than "kind of pretty" 😂❤

  • @raywar3
    @raywar3 Před 10 lety +22

    I honestly don't care how they bring Charlie back, make up some crazy idea for all I care sand I'll continue to watch the show.

  • @chainreaction1703
    @chainreaction1703 Před 3 lety +82

    Taylor's mom was on the hunt with that dress. I don't fault charlie.

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 Před 6 lety +31

    jake at his best

  • @santoshjoshi8355
    @santoshjoshi8355 Před 5 lety +14

    Charlie Sheens talent in full flow

  • @reggea4ever
    @reggea4ever Před 3 lety +6

    He waxed his car😂😂😂

  • @donnahaynes138
    @donnahaynes138 Před 6 lety +357

    Jake: "So you won't hit on her?"
    Charlie: "Absolutely not."
    *opens door*
    Woman: "Hi. I'm Taylor's mom."
    charlie: [to Jake] "...Scratch that"

    • @davidmbagu4909
      @davidmbagu4909 Před 5 lety +50

      Donna Haynes yeah we SAW that.

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 5 lety +3

      +Donna Haynes Yep, that was pure Charlie! ;)

    • @ashokvardhankona8390
      @ashokvardhankona8390 Před 5 lety

      You heard that too?

    • @mudyao
      @mudyao Před 4 lety

      @William Ewart Gladstone he meas forget what i just said

    • @Varmint111
      @Varmint111 Před 4 lety +2

      What is this fkn dead horse thing where you just recite what happens in the video in the comments, word for word, even though we all saw it?

  • @cairnzy2250
    @cairnzy2250 Před 2 lety +3

    How time flys I remember rushing home from school and watching theee episodes

  • @AJ-hn8qw
    @AJ-hn8qw Před 8 lety +68

    wax on wax off................LOL insert in pull out LOL

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 Před 5 lety +10

    Classic sitting in the dark scene

  • @commoner477
    @commoner477 Před 3 lety +6

    Best version of Jake

  • @forcehd1460
    @forcehd1460 Před 7 lety +80

    Jakes laugh lol xD

  • @natelofimusic
    @natelofimusic Před 2 lety +9

    Let's be honest, Charlie and jake had a better relationship than jake and Allen

  • @israelmendes9491
    @israelmendes9491 Před 8 lety +527

    Charlie Sheen showed us just his real damn life, he gets HIV virus just doing what he do at the serial

    • @lyceum3492
      @lyceum3492 Před 8 lety +37

      I have to reply because you don't know how he got the HIV virus. Remember he was talking drugs that's why he lost his job. So his sleeping with many women may have nothing to do with it. He says he knows how it happened but that's all he is saying sounds like drugs to me.

    • @israelmendes9491
      @israelmendes9491 Před 8 lety +4

      +Lyceum3 cool I got it. It is a mystery

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 Před 7 lety +53

      InGenious Winner snorting marijuana? Serious?

    • @ctpx14
      @ctpx14 Před 6 lety +19

      why would he snort marijuana ?!

    • @gocygo63
      @gocygo63 Před 6 lety +1

      InGenious Winner
      ...sounds a lot like Magic Johnson...

  • @ignaciogodoy7095
    @ignaciogodoy7095 Před 2 lety +4

    They talk about all of Charlie’s indiscretions by the door like it was soundproofed

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Před 2 lety

      Wooden doors are not sound proofed?

    • @ignaciogodoy7095
      @ignaciogodoy7095 Před 2 lety

      @@everythingisawesome2903 try it, talk in one side of the door and ask other person if they can hear you outside.

  • @mrdiabeto
    @mrdiabeto Před rokem +1

    “She’s cute”
    Hold on a second

  • @Soura09
    @Soura09 Před 12 lety +8

    "i waxed your car " - godfather style

  • @acuarioxfakuki8159
    @acuarioxfakuki8159 Před 2 lety +2

    LOVE THEM ! PLEASE KEEP UO THE VÍDEOS!! THANK YOU !!!

  • @colonelbuendias
    @colonelbuendias Před 5 lety +10

    Taylor's mom is 17 out of 10 in my book.

  • @murdocgorrila
    @murdocgorrila Před 4 lety +4

    Man this was my favourite show

  • @LYRICAL265
    @LYRICAL265 Před 5 měsíci

    “.. i waxed your car” 😂😂

  • @achangavi
    @achangavi Před 11 lety +22

    oh it's been TOOOOOO long since i've heard the aim chat sound

  • @donnielindon8851
    @donnielindon8851 Před 2 lety +4

    Stay safe yall.

  • @noobicorn_gamer
    @noobicorn_gamer Před měsícem

    LOL this show has predicted the future waaaaay ahead of anyone LOL

  • @marcalacosta
    @marcalacosta Před 3 lety +4

    YAD

  • @liliyamizell7546
    @liliyamizell7546 Před 4 lety +2

    It's was best show ever and it's still is!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @josenieto7634
    @josenieto7634 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The sad thing about this is that Jake and that girl predicted the future lol
    People chatting through electronics while being in the same room 😅
    Abbreviation of every word “BRB” lol idk wtf etc 😂

  • @michaelmerrigan8229
    @michaelmerrigan8229 Před 6 lety +9

    What a beautiful woman dame I wish I could meet someone like her

  • @kangadillo
    @kangadillo Před 5 lety +8

    Charlie got slimed! It's just like "Ghostbusters!"

  • @aye_its_jesus8456
    @aye_its_jesus8456 Před 4 lety +5

    Is Charlie whistling Robin Hood at the end?😂🤣

  • @syfofame5876
    @syfofame5876 Před 4 dny

    Jake was a legend too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessed0308
    @jessed0308 Před 4 lety +2

    "WINNING!"

  • @keyaar3393
    @keyaar3393 Před 2 lety +2

    "you'll hit on anything with a pulse..."

  • @sony33flo
    @sony33flo Před 4 lety +2

    I waxed your car 😂😂😅

  • @majiel2709
    @majiel2709 Před 3 lety +1

    Release the Dogs!
    Best line and arguably best episode

  • @jaiminsharma
    @jaiminsharma Před 2 lety +2

    0:19 TAHM predicated future really well😂

  • @artsdiv
    @artsdiv Před 2 lety +2

    I found this series on IG, so happy I accidentally found it 😂😂😂

  • @abinayanpeter5087
    @abinayanpeter5087 Před 6 měsíci

    Jake’s laughter is adorable.

  • @stephenfermoyle4578
    @stephenfermoyle4578 Před 10 měsíci

    loved the show

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime Před rokem +1

    Charlie was live action Quagmire from Family Guy, but nicer.

  • @nitinkapoor72791
    @nitinkapoor72791 Před 2 lety +1

    jake laughter is so funny in the beginning

  • @mychalsimpson8316
    @mychalsimpson8316 Před 3 lety +4

    What a great show🤣

  • @Daniel-nn8mr
    @Daniel-nn8mr Před 2 lety +1

    Jake's laugh is hilarious

  • @kakacricket
    @kakacricket Před 4 lety +4

    Jake was smarter as a kid

  • @ViharS7
    @ViharS7 Před 5 lety +2

    Poor Jake!!!😂😂😂

  • @williamgolden839
    @williamgolden839 Před 3 lety +5

    To bad they didn't make 2 or 3 more episodes with Taylor's mom

  • @rattykapitan9850
    @rattykapitan9850 Před 6 lety +1

    Woof, Funny when jake does it.

  • @johnmolina607
    @johnmolina607 Před 10 lety +191

    Charlie: YAD
    Jake: what's that??
    Charlie Your a DOG

  • @ni3gang
    @ni3gang Před 4 lety +1

    SCRATCH THAT!!!

  • @taomahNEGEV
    @taomahNEGEV Před 3 lety +1

    The UPS man...

  • @Killuminatyi
    @Killuminatyi Před 12 lety +2

    LOL "you'll hit on anything with a pulse"

  • @edogawaconan9977
    @edogawaconan9977 Před 5 lety +3

    Jake: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

  • @chrisnunez2732
    @chrisnunez2732 Před 4 lety +2

    Woof

  • @mattheusnegrao
    @mattheusnegrao Před 11 lety +5

    Thanks for putting subtitles reee1976, I wasn't going to understand without them.

  • @m3ngable
    @m3ngable Před 13 lety +3

    thx for sharing

  • @franzpennant8733
    @franzpennant8733 Před 4 lety +3

    Every woman Charlie wants

  • @323azteca
    @323azteca Před rokem

    Jake is the cutest, most oh yeah kid in show biz.

  • @KayLovesC
    @KayLovesC Před 12 lety +5

    And you'll hit on anything with a pulse.
    Jake u fucking legend! :')

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 Před 4 lety +2

    I just finished Frasier and and Jake's teacher Miss Pasternak was in one of the episodes. She has not aged at all.