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Altar Call Self Defense Training
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- čas přidán 18. 09. 2013
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"Defend yourself from the Vulcan Death Grip..." LMAO....# I can't deal!
I had a friend who was choking on a peppermint, cuz they laid hands upon him like this...he said he was flailing & waving his arms to get away & it dislodged; he fell on his knees & bent forward & it popped out his mouth & shot UNDER the CONSECRATION TABLE unbeknownst to anyone. :/ @ THE END OF SERVICE, THEY CALLED HIM TO THE ALTER & PRESENTED HIM WITH A "HOLY-GHOST" CERTIFICATE, FOR CATCHIN' THE SPIRIT!!! :P
Sis u can tell a story please look into writing. you had me dying.
Sis Blk 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Lol o wow haha
🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gosh! 😂😂😂
Did he ever go back after service to retrieve the peppermint!?
I had a friend “take a fall” because the man praying for her had such horrible breath, and she couldn’t think of another way out of the situation without hurting the minister’s feelings!
(He should have been using those peppermints! )
Now you guys gotta do one on bad breath situations in the church - i.e. in the prayer line, in the choir stand, meet and greet and on the microphone.
If I ever see these "altar call self-defense" 🙅🙅moves in church....I know I will be on the floor...stat!! I am 😭😭😭😭!! Y'all are hilarious!!!! I need an usher now! Lol!!
The Bible does reference the laying on of hands. If the minister is flowing in the Holy Spirit he doesn't have to push you down. I've been places where I was pushed and others were I was barely touched. God is real, and His Spirit is real. Gods word also says that we will do greater things than He did.
I grew up in churches like this and I coped by staying in my seat and if I saw the preacher headed my way I headed for the back door.
"Praise away, praise away" I wanna try it lol!
lol!!!
Oh please do it
I always wondered how they laid people out so I went to the altar at a prayer breakfast. I promise, this lady blew on me...didn't touch me once and LAID ME OUT! A real person with that power doesn't have to touch you at all!
LOL!!! I remember this one time where a preacher actually tried to do that to me!! I went up for prayer concerning my back issue. So he had his armor bearer to put some anointing oil on my back, and then he laid his hand on my forehead and began to pray. I also felt that pressure of him trying to make me fall, but I just stood there, receiving the prayer, and at the same time wondering why in the world was he trying to FORCE me to fall. Needless to say, he got frustrated and moved on. LOL!!!
The Praise Away move deflects the Vulcan Death Grip -- PRICELESS!
ROTF laughing!!
However, I'm disappointed, in that you left one out that used to get me every time. When they have you backed up to where the “catcher” is so close up behind you that the back of your shoes are against the front of his shoes, so when they push you in the forehead, you can’t take a step back to regain your balance, because the catcher’s foot is blocking you.
Make a video on that one! LOL!
your only option is to do the splits :(
ROTFLOL!
Lol !
FlowerRFabulous Lol!
Amy B i remember a timelike that and i fell and they was like stay down because they thought i got knocked out by the holy spirit i was down there like if you dont let me get up im not weak im ok
You most definately don't want your kids screaming daddy daddy.
I just got called into the conference room by my boss because Im laughing aloud at my desk. lol She said Im no longer allowed to watch your channels. lolol. "But after she leave, I be watching again" lol
"Your wife just saw you get your manhood taken away..." LOL Hilarious
Lmbo. I can't. I was dying 7 seconds into the video when he started punching old dude.
Literally, I do that!!!! LOL!!! The "Praise Away" has always been my move of choice! LOL!!!!!!! I will NOT FALL!! lol well, once I did, but it was because I was stunned by how hard he mugged me in the forehead. smh.
Just playing the numbers game......SOMEONE is actually going to try this....lol. 1/80,000 sounds VERY feasible to me.
Lol yes we all need that last one! Them altar call workers be trying to lay everybody out. Ima use that move on them the next time they try to lay me out.
The tears I running down my face right now!!! Lol too funny :D
"Now you are going to keep your abs healthy and strong and protect yourself!!!"😂😂😂...and the praise block!!😅😅 Lol!
my church needs this class lol
Rotfl! they just doing too much.
You're save a lot of people with this, guys...
Testimony: I know I've been victim of the vulcan death grip on multiple occasions. And they were always trying to push me down and I wasn't trying to go down in my heels. (ain't nobody got time for that). But thanks to this, I'll be able to deflect and protect myself! THANKS PLAYMAKERS!! :)
Oh my gosh!! I love it! I was dying the entire time. I can't wait to show my grandma lol she loves ya'lls videos!!
SOOOOO DONE!!! This is TOO funny!!! And so true!!
Love you guys.
When I was smaller I hated to see my mom 'laid out in the spirit' it scared me
Hillarious, but remember if the Holy Ghost as really come upon you, you won't need any defence or blocking moves. You will have reached the highest stage. lol
“Praise again, then bow down & worship” write that down! Write that down!
Ya'll are creative!
This won’t be needed anymore 😂
You guys are amazingly hilarious.
"Now you're ready for the Matrix!" LMAO
yall forgot when they spin you then push you down when your all disy
Omg!!!!!! I can't I can't u guys are hilarious!!!!!!! Tears
Too funny Sime'
I really love u guys ya'll keep me in tears so does Lexi she is funny too keep up the good work
I just want to take this time ti thank you guys fir anionting of laughier. Seriously..... you dont know how awesome you are and to put a smile on someone face.........God Bless
I am cracking up over here. hilarious!
Praise away, praise away and worship lol
"Praise away!" This one got me XD
Hahahaha your videos crack me up every time!! xD xD
i have laughed so hard at this clip. i just cannot stop laughing. The "praise away" move is just too sick!
omg, who ARE these people!!! Hilarious. Where do you find this stuff?!! :)
Crying laughing. I love the Vulcan death grip. Praise away 😂🤣😅
"Your ready for the matrix" 😂
I feel late but...my side hurts and tears. Too funny
Oh man, I love the Lord, but man I love you guys too!
This is hilarious and will help prevent your wife from being ashamed of you and your children screaming daddy. Lol
I LOVE YOUR STUFF!!!!!! You guys are SO FUNY!!!!!!! Thank you for reminding me of how much fun church is. :)
I laughed just seeing the title alone but this was sooooo good!!!! hilarious guys!!!!
Ok, this is stoopid. You had me crackin up. I don't go to a church like that, but if I ever visit one, I know how to protect myself. Too funny.
I'm so very much enjoy eating every video that you guys produce produce how amazingly funny you guys can be in some of the things you come up with are brilliant are
"Praise away... Get that hand off of you." Lol hahaa wow
I laughed uncontrollably!!!
Oh, now ya'll know we're going to see some of these moves in church on Sunday....LMBO!!!
towards then end when the brother in the green took his karate stance, Jay was like forget it LOL!!!
Loved it!!!! One of the best yet!
Dead lol! That praise away got me weak at work
Lmbooooo..... hahahaaaa... about u don't go up when they call!!!!!!
Now this vid took it over the top, LOL! Play Makers...I'm sold!
The "Praise Away"! Yassss!
I luv y'all!!!! Very funny clean comedy!!!!!
I did NOT laugh; I did NOT laugh! Ok...yes I did!! Too funny!!!
Truth! Tooo funny! Thanks men of God!!!!😂
I'm so prepared now. Thank you.
thank you, kevin zadai
Kevin Zadai is why I'm watching this 😅😂
"Kids are screaming daddy daddy!" I can't! Lol!!
This was so hilarious!!!! Lol. "Glory hallelujah" haha. #rbf boom
Ya'll craaaaazy!! I can't stop laughing!
OMG, CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! LOL
LOL!!! This really tickled me. Love all your videos -- and your KevOnStage channel
OMG this is Hilarious " Praise and Block "
HILARIOUS!!! Y'ALL ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL LOL!! MY MOTHER SCREAM LAUGHING AT THESE VIDEOS!
Y'all too much. Thank you for this!
2:40 - 2:55 - Reminded me of the Karate Kid when Mr. Miyagi finally showed Daniel what Sand the Floor, Wax On, Wax Off and Paint the Fence really meant, LOL!!!!
I hollered!!!!! This is great!
OMGeee!!!! This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!
PRAISE AWAY!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
💀💀 BRUUUUUUHHHHHH
This is beyond hilarious!!! I've seen it too often. I might have to use the "praise away!" LOL
Never laughed so much watching a youtube vid!! The BEST
Kevin Zadai was talking about this in Branson yesterday. So funny!!
this is why I'm watching this 😅
ONLY 19 PAYMENTS OF 19.95!!! WOW WHAT A DEAL! I'M SOLD, AAAMEN!! (THUMBS UP)
So Funny !!!!! I always get a stance,when i go up for prayer,cause they will knock you out.
"Your kids are screaming, 'daddy! daddy!'" Y'ALL ARE TOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Lol I’m here because my dad, Kevin, shared this! 😂
The detail is so hilarious
I'm weak this is like CPI for altar call 😂
I'm done! Why did he pull that blanket out from under the carpet!!!!?? I canNOT. I'm weak...
Thanks,was good stuff for real..... where was this during my childhood? I was small and they loved to knock me over and out! Watch out evangelist.....I'm gonna stand firm next time!
that intro had me crying
Here is an even greater self defnce technique ...Matthew 6:5: And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their full reward. But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to your Father, who is unseen. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not babble on like pagans, for they think that by their many words they will be heard. End Verse. Or even easier put all alter calls on airplane mode. No service!
No more Vulcan Deaf Grips for me. I now know how to avert them and no one will be the wiser. Thanks Playmakers.
Ahhhh Rock Boy Fresh!!' I used to go to church with them!!! Small world!
You guys are hilarious!!!!!!!!
I'm 'bout to send this to every COGIC friend I know. BWAH HAHAHAHA
this was too funny!! the Vulcan Death Grip move is the protection everyone one needs. Has any one else ever caught a major headache after that grip? it's something serious!! LOL!!
Love this!
Lol y'all stay clowning I loved it!!!!!!!
Lol! Altar call self defense training!
2023 and I'm laughing at 6am!
No words! Y'all are just crazy!!!! Lmbo
LOL! I might actually use these! esp the praise away in defense of the vulcan death grip
Thank you.