My youth minister said that before "You girls are so ready to "twerk" but God will remove that "t" and have you ready to werk for our Lord and Savior. I just couldn't anymore.
#10: the famous line to let you know that it will be a long message is "I won't be before you long". Thirty minutes later "this is my last point." Fifteen minutes later "I'm about to take my seat." Total time: 1 hour.
"There's gonna be either a boy or either a girl. Prepare yourself. Blue or pink! Which one do you want? Which one do you want? The pink Jordan's or the blue Jordan's? Cause you gonna have a baby. Child support is in your future." Lmbo they are too funny.
Here's a few more : "the enforcer"- he makes everyone praise --"aww yall can do better than that..." "where are the real praisers at" OR "the guilt trip collector" or "auctioneer"-- "i want all the deacons to line up and give $100" .."can we get $20, $40" etc...
oh! while its on my mind... "the profuse sweater" or "the T.M.I./ gossiper"--goes into a story and just drops some information i dont think we should have known...lol
What about the preacher that asks questions while giving the sermon. My pastor always does this ie. "Cuz the Bible says Jesus is what?...(Crickets waiting on someone to answer) then answers, "the light of the world!"
I just went back to hear @ 0:07 "Read with me on your Apple, I don't know where it is on Android, because we didn't have those in the Garden of Eden" smmfh wow #killedit
#10 gets me all the time! They be like: "Hmmm I'm getting to close." An hour later: "I'm getting ready to close! Yes I am!!!" I be like how many doors on these messages?
The Story Teller. The pastor who can give a whole sermon talking about whatever miraculous things happened to him and people he knows. The confusing pastor who keeps straying from the point and loses everyone. The Name Calling pastor - the one who likes to single out people in his congregation and comment on them.
Yo my grandfather is the confusing one cause he be preaching and I just be like 👁️👄👁️ what was the message again? Then it's time to get ready dismiss lol
One of the best videos on CZcams I been going to church all life my mom was a musician of music. Oh and she was faithful lol. I seen all of these pastors ...I think this was my mom coming to give me a smile RIP MOMMY
There's also the pastor who'll start out quiet and then just out of nowhere will yell at the top of his lungs while simultaneously banging on the pulpit😂
AAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny and I have seen them all, literally!!! But what about the one that starts feeling the sermon and starts taking off his suit jacket that the usher comes to get; then gives him a towel or wipes the sweat off his head with it and brings the glass of water with the napkin on top of it? LOL! Also, what about the one that ends the sermon and goes straight into the song, "I need thee" for alter call!!! LOL
The Bilingual Preacher who speaks in tongues more than he speaks in English. The Revelatory Revelator, the preacher who speaks as though everything he says is straight-up revelation. The Researcher/Scholar who gives the historicity and hermeneutical principles behind EVERYTHING. Showtime at the Apollo- the preacher who tells more jokes than gives Scripture. Man, I go to ORU; I done seen them all!
+brandeestarr Yup I just said the same thing! I call him 'The Holy Ghost High' preacher, but I like your name better! Yes, and the one who stops preaching every few seconds and speaks in tongues because the Lord is moving......uh ah! The Lord is speaking....ha! Shamma! LOL
Well, it is what it is. It has been a foundation of Black Church Culture in the United States, especially the Pentecostals. And one thing it has been, whenever I thought back to those days, is a point of reference to have a good laugh at all of the animation and dramatic moments. When my mother used to shout, she'd jump up from the piano, hold her arms straight out to her side and spin around like a helicopter, if you can imagine that scene, LOL!
I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!! It went from started from the bottom to I'm Different. But hey we got to find some way to keep the kids in church LOL
i can think of at least two more: "the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH! and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who ever know and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of *interpreting* tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....
LOL! At the youth church and 'I don't know what is in the android...the apple was in the garden of eden so that's what we're going to read' hahahaha saw this on facebook so at the beginning I genuinely thought the first guy was an actually preacher!
I have to remember that I can't eat or drink when watching y'all's videos! I'm about to choke over here on my Chex Mix! Y'all are hilarious.....KEEP IT UP!!!! :D
Also. The pastor who calls people by name throughout the sermon. “We need more couples in this church like Larry and Linda Williams. Or like Barry Hendricks. Oh, I had a great time with you and your family last week, Barry...” Then, the pastor who recaps his whole sermon in a 9min 36sec closing prayer. And the one who goes off on illustrations: “It’s like when Carlito tells his lawyer, so long, counselor. Man, what a great line! So terse, so witty. I just love the writing. You know that movie was a book first...
I'll tell you some more preacher types....1: The Preacher that uses too many runs, 2: The preacher that misquotes scriptures 3: The preacher that tells too many jokes 4: The prancing preacher....5: The Preacher that forgot his sermon 6: The Preacher that no one can follow
My youth minister said that before "You girls are so ready to "twerk" but God will remove that "t" and have you ready to werk for our Lord and Savior. I just couldn't anymore.
I think I would have fell right over in the pew..they would have to tell me to leave..
🤣😂😏😄
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would've lost it right there 😂
the reading assistant had me doooooooone from the beginning!!!!!
I WAS CRYINGGGGGG OFF JUMP
Queen Gulley Gino Jennings comes to mind
Luis Maldonado that's exactly who I commented awhile ago lol Gino Jennings! Lol
"Jesus started at the bottom, now He's here" "Y'all so worry turning up, y'all need to worry about eternity!" LOL Come to NYC Y'all!!!
break every chain, 2 chaaaiiinzzz 😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin Ned that killed me man 😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kevin Ned 😂😂😂😂
#10: the famous line to let you know that it will be a long message is "I won't be before you long". Thirty minutes later "this is my last point." Fifteen minutes later "I'm about to take my seat." Total time: 1 hour.
Try 3 hours
Y'all lucky. Revival and church camp sermons, sometimes 3 or 4 hours. Man cannot live without pee breaks, dammit.
TheBr20042003 fr. They will close the book, shuffle the papers, just to speak for an additional 45 minutes
Ha Ha! LOL!!! The way you broke that down in detail, you must be a manager or supervisir.
"You may be young but youre ready." LMBOOOOO
Mannnn💀💀💀💀💀
Ha! My pastor always says: "momma, what does it mean when pastor says 'in closing'?" "Absolutely nothing baby..."
"There's gonna be either a boy or either a girl. Prepare yourself. Blue or pink! Which one do you want? Which one do you want? The pink Jordan's or the blue Jordan's? Cause you gonna have a baby. Child support is in your future." Lmbo they are too funny.
Here's a few more : "the enforcer"- he makes everyone praise --"aww yall can do better than that..." "where are the real praisers at" OR "the guilt trip collector" or "auctioneer"-- "i want all the deacons to line up and give $100" .."can we get $20, $40" etc...
oh! while its on my mind... "the profuse sweater" or "the T.M.I./ gossiper"--goes into a story and just drops some information i dont think we should have known...lol
yep-yep.
"THE ENFORCER" 😆😆😆 I wanted to do a skit about those. Everything else you mentioned was on point, too. And the Auctioneer?? 😂😂😂
@@baniah1827 Yes and Yes 😆😆! Not that they're lacking anything but you could be these guy's Creative Consultant on here. Lol
I found out in my later years, that some people were brought into the service just to raise money, they've actually been trained to do this.
"There's A Spirit Of Methusalah In Here. Somebody's In Here Is Old And Is Gonna Die!!!"
Why Is This Hilarious?? Lol
Mad funny :-)
Because YOU know this skit all to well...and I do too.
My Lord!! 😯🤣😭
OMG! #10. the Long Closer is the one I ALWAYS had to deal with growing up in church, church camp, vacation bible school, LOL...I'm like 😒😞
Who u telling girl 😊😊😁😁😄
Me 2
Then someone from the congregation yells out, "TAKE YA TIME, PASTOR!" 😑 lol
Starting their sermon all over again!😑😂
@@Toywins #pastorrewind
What about the preacher that asks questions while giving the sermon. My pastor always does this ie. "Cuz the Bible says Jesus is what?...(Crickets waiting on someone to answer) then answers, "the light of the world!"
lol i know one like that...too funny
+Inez Rivers 10 the number of commandments!! 10 is sacrificed!! AMEN
+indeball ...hahaha... yeah!... "Because for lunch today I'll be havin' WHAT??...."
+Inez Rivers aa
+Taber Shadburne You black? No? then shut the fuck up!
The schizophrenic!!!! 😂 I can't breathe!
Vague Prophet....God just dropped it in my spirit, there's a man and a woman...and you not married. LOL
OMG the schizophrenic had me rolling 😂😂
GOT ME HOLLERING AND SCREAMING AT LUCH!!!! 😱 🤣 😭 😂 💀
At work trying keep from laughing to loud at my desk. ....funniest thing I've seen in a while. ...I can't stop watching these dudes man....
My pastor is definitely #1. You can't get more than 5 words before he go expounding!
Nathaniel Williams same
I just went back to hear @ 0:07 "Read with me on your Apple, I don't know where it is on Android, because we didn't have those in the Garden of Eden" smmfh wow #killedit
Sir rhymes a lot killed me lmao I’m cryin 😂
Please do a part 3!!!
#10 gets me all the time! They be like: "Hmmm I'm getting to close." An hour later: "I'm getting ready to close! Yes I am!!!" I be like how many doors on these messages?
omg my old preacher use to do that! i be extra mad
Lol happens all the time if they say im closing they gonna be there another 10mins or and hour lol
Andrae Coleman
Ahhhhhh that's my youth pastor it's so annoying!!😩😩😩
And then theres the lady yelling "take ya time pastor"
They forgot to mention the preachers that clap after every word or phrase. Lol!
goodspirit1310 I was waiting for that to
the reading assistant just killed me!! LOL
Oh y'all forgot the 'Holy Ghost High' preacher. The one who is so busy speaking in tongues that he can't preach! Love these videos!!! Too funny!!!
There's definitely enough material to have a part 3 and possibly 4. lol
I started crying laughing so hard at #7, 'you may be young but you're readyyyyyyy'. LMAO.
The Story Teller. The pastor who can give a whole sermon talking about whatever miraculous things happened to him and people he knows. The confusing pastor who keeps straying from the point and loses everyone. The Name Calling pastor - the one who likes to single out people in his congregation and comment on them.
The Name Calling Pastor. lol
Yo my grandfather is the confusing one cause he be preaching and I just be like 👁️👄👁️ what was the message again? Then it's time to get ready dismiss lol
One of the best videos on CZcams I been going to church all life my mom was a musician of music. Oh and she was faithful lol. I seen all of these pastors ...I think this was my mom coming to give me a smile RIP MOMMY
is ya playin with it?! is ya playing with it?!
Part 3 is needed
I'm so weak right now 😂😂😂😂😂 I have not seen this video in a few years and I am still tickled. 😂😂😂😂😂. Love The Playmakers
Whats so funny about these guys is that they are spot on. I remember as a kid and teen doing this with my siblings and cousin. So funny.
#7 "a spirit of Methuselah & you about to die" YOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 "child support is in your future." I CANNNNNOT
I love you guys,I was raised in the church and everything you guys did was true. You guys nailed it!!
AHHH, The youth pastor and the music in the background!
There's also the pastor who'll start out quiet and then just out of nowhere will yell at the top of his lungs while simultaneously banging on the pulpit😂
It catches me so off guard but it's kinda funny 😂
Similar to one they did called, "The Schizophrenic." One of my faves 😄
The fact that the musician is beautifully playing Mary Mary “I’m Walking” backing up the long winded preacher ahahaha!!😂😂
LOL when they were playing started from the bottom and I'm different for #5 I DIED! Again I've seen all of these in action also lmaooo
I cant with that youth pastor!!
ASHLEY GILLIARD eterniTY enteral LIFE 🤣🤣
AAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny and I have seen them all, literally!!! But what about the one that starts feeling the sermon and starts taking off his suit jacket that the usher comes to get; then gives him a towel or wipes the sweat off his head with it and brings the glass of water with the napkin on top of it? LOL! Also, what about the one that ends the sermon and goes straight into the song, "I need thee" for alter call!!! LOL
Sitteth in the seat of the SCORNFUUUUUULLLLLLLL!!!!
MY PASTOR WAS A COMBINATION OF ALL LMAOOO
"The Bible like a cooling fan" as he flip the pages....WHOOOSH!
The Bilingual Preacher who speaks in tongues more than he speaks in English. The Revelatory Revelator, the preacher who speaks as though everything he says is straight-up revelation. The Researcher/Scholar who gives the historicity and hermeneutical principles behind EVERYTHING. Showtime at the Apollo- the preacher who tells more jokes than gives Scripture. Man, I go to ORU; I done seen them all!
+brandeestarr Yup I just said the same thing! I call him 'The Holy Ghost High' preacher, but I like your name better! Yes, and the one who stops preaching every few seconds and speaks in tongues because the Lord is moving......uh ah! The Lord is speaking....ha! Shamma! LOL
Lol the number one stunna talks about all the money cash clothes and houses he has
"Y'all so ready to twerk but when you work" lol 😂😂
Stuttering Stanley is on point😂😂
That vague prophet hit home! lol And I know I aint the only one.
How in the world can they not break character? I would have been crying . It would have taken me 60 takes to make it through one.
i sooooo felt like i was at church and idk if thats a good thing or not. lmaoo!
Well, it is what it is. It has been a foundation of Black Church Culture in the United States, especially the Pentecostals. And one thing it has been, whenever I thought back to those days, is a point of reference to have a good laugh at all of the animation and dramatic moments.
When my mother used to shout, she'd jump up from the piano, hold her arms straight out to her side and spin around like a helicopter, if you can imagine that scene, LOL!
@@michaelsherron5750 I read that in the singing preacher's voice😂
he said pop the molly im sweatin... noooo LMAO im dead!
"There's gonna be pregnation" lol lol lol
That's what I said 😂😂😂
Sir Rhym alot..LOL..get your hand out my pocket..LOL
The preacher that dances the whole time
Lmao That Walketh *Does Fraternity Step* I'm Done !
I love these guys
You guys are absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I didn't expect to see Kev sit on the floor that fast! I cracked up!!!
Me too haha!!
Not "The apple was in the garden of Eden so that's what we use" LOL!!!!!
Wow at the youth pastor. Lol
the schizophrenic 😂😂😂😂😂 and sir rhymes-a-lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!! It went from started from the bottom to I'm Different. But hey we got to find some way to keep the kids in church LOL
OMG THE LONGGG CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
The Feedback Addict had me dying!!!!!!
EXACTLY!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Alliteration preacher had me screaming, "Popped a Molly, I'm sweating! Woo!!" I'm crying!!
Hahaha the youth pastor had me crying
To break every chain two chainz hahah who does that hahah
My soul squealed!! 😯🤣😭🤭🤣
Seen everyone of these preachers in my life. I know what we're watching at Youth Group on friday night!!!!! love yall!
Oh my. I've seen all of these preachers live! 😂😂😂😂
Vague Prophet...omg..vague prophet. You're gonna have a boy or girl.
"Pregnation....Child support is in your future."....that gets me everytime...LMBO
He says somebody is old and is going to die I’m weak LOL
YES!!
Prophet: ohhh...I see you pregnant
Her: I’ve had a hysterectomy.
Prophet: No, honey... You ain’t listening. Pregnant with the Holy Spirit.
The young preacher !!!! I can't !!!
I mean really. 🤭😁
How do you guys keep a straight face while doing these?
NarnianLady lol ikr!
We call that comedien😉
#7 The Vague Prophet. There's a spirit of bad credit...there's a 310 score in here! I'm done!🤣🤣🤣
# 10 - Long Closer be killing me
Turn with me to king James version not the Lebron James version. You guys are hilarious.
i can think of at least two more:
"the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH!
and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who ever know and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of *interpreting* tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....
This is awesome!!! The youth pastor and the reading assistant!!! In tears
5:18 Sir Rhymes A Lot... #DEAD LOL
Bro the long closer, I know we’ve all been there! 😂😅💀😴
Ya'll so worried about turning up, ya'll need to be worryin about eternity! LOL
Part 3 please? How about an ex-con former gangster preacher?
The Vague Prophet: “Child Support is in your future!” LOL! 😂
Hilarious yet true! Loving the illustration lol
Sir Rhymes alot loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the mic falls at 1:17 ahahahahah but it was very good made me laugh
#6 had me in tears!!! 😂😭😭😂
#7 XD: And that keyboardist be on point. haha!
VAGUE PROPHET!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!
Oh my WORD!!!!! The vague prophet is so on point!!! I could not stop laughing. Lol...
Good job man. I usually think everybody on CZcams is corny but this had me rolling, especially #6.
Pregnation! Blue or pink jordans hahahahaha
LOL! At the youth church and 'I don't know what is in the android...the apple was in the garden of eden so that's what we're going to read' hahahaha saw this on facebook so at the beginning I genuinely thought the first guy was an actually preacher!
I have to remember that I can't eat or drink when watching y'all's videos! I'm about to choke over here on my Chex Mix! Y'all are hilarious.....KEEP IT UP!!!! :D
At number five, was the pianist playing "I'm Different"??
Yep.. lol....Jesus had hay all in his crib. Lol
"Started From The Bottom" by Drake and then "I'm Different"...
Quinton Gwynn On number 7, He's playing Lovers and Friends By Usher, Luda, and Lil Jon.
I brought it out in church but is you playing wit it?? Is you playing it???!! had me dying lol
Number 10 " The long closer " I deal with it every Sunday
When Kev sat down on the floor, I lost it!!!! And Jason doing the youth pastor had me dying laughing! Lmbo!
Very well done. And number 10 applies to A LOT of our preachers.
Thank you so much for doing part 2! My stomach hurts from laughing so much! Lol
When he started steppin Ahahahahaha
"Power to the people. Popped a Molly I'm sweatin'. Whoo" kills me everytime!!! OMG!!!!!!!
Also. The pastor who calls people by name throughout the sermon. “We need more couples in this church like Larry and Linda Williams. Or like Barry Hendricks. Oh, I had a great time with you and your family last week, Barry...” Then, the pastor who recaps his whole sermon in a 9min 36sec closing prayer. And the one who goes off on illustrations: “It’s like when Carlito tells his lawyer, so long, counselor. Man, what a great line! So terse, so witty. I just love the writing. You know that movie was a book first...
I'll tell you some more preacher types....1: The Preacher that uses too many runs, 2: The preacher that misquotes scriptures 3: The preacher that tells too many jokes 4: The prancing preacher....5: The Preacher that forgot his sermon 6: The Preacher that no one can follow
Sir mix a lot Hahahahahahahahahahaha
What about the preacher that throws stuff at the congregation lol
Bruh when he moved the stand and just sat down had me dead
I know all those pastors!!!! love it! you guys keep it up.. lol hilarious