'You won't like god's wrath. It feels exactly like me stabbing you' Excuse me just gonna make a DnD character who'll quote that word for word real quick...
Local 400 year old racist misogynist witch hunter, Philip Wittebane confesses to killing his brother Caleb after he fell inlove with a witch named Evelyn Clawthrone in the 1600s...
@@chescatfalgui3217 yeah, basically; but joan of arc is also a perfect example of how knights worked "But you're a girl you cannot fight" "I have an armor of perfect steel half my weight, a warhorse and the bless of god; less fucking go" Knight were like tanks, sure they require skill... but you're still in a fucking tank
Nah it wasn’t just that, he got rejected, took her ass to court over it, lost the case, STALKED HER UNTIL HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE TOWN, AND WROTE A WHOLE ASS BOOK ABOUT HOW ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL. tl;dr incels existed long before the internet
@@shadowldrago Not only that, but he started the whole thing because the first time he tried to convict her of heresy, the judge himself told Heinrich to piss off with his bs.
"I will eliminate all hot witches" **Eda, Raine and Darius (the hot witches) slaying their background pictures, waiting to be eliminated** Edit: holy toh im famousss
BAHAHA!!!! I CANT DUDE! THE WAY BELOS JUST GOES FROM “yes bring the story of my brother being with the follower of wild magic” TO “excuse me?! He was tempted, you naive human!”
wait hold up... didn't he try to kill Hunter? So following your logic he thinks Hunter and his own brother are hot...?? might wanna rethink that statement
It would have been interesting if he, like Dracula from Hotel Transylvania, said that the story is wrong and that only he survived and that his brother died because of him...
"Puts fear into these heathens" Belos thinks the thing that shocked Luz And Hunter was the "witch" part but it was the "Witterbane" Part CAUSE IT REMINDED THEM OF U
I've seen this twice. My first reaction was,'That was funny.' My second and current reaction is hysterical laughter Edit: third time watching this, proof that it only gets funnier every time I see it
in season 2 episode 10 of the owl house then they call eda Evelyn in the coffee shop? and the look like they are related and Evelyn is probably gwendolyns great grandmother
@@Lucinderiaz Wow so Luz is a girl and shes being called non-binary. It's rare to find non-binary people maybe the complexities of such a term shouldn't be thrown around as a fad because its popular
Its quite disturbing that your dictating that Luz is non-binary when Luz is a bisexual GIRL. Luz is also autistic and many autistic children get told the are gender X when in actuality they are gender Y. Keep your opinions to yourself and stay away from people, especially those who are autistic.
"I will eliminate all hot people to save you from God's wrath-- that's why I'm so uglyy." Selfless, noble yet completely irredeemable. I dig it. We need more villains with petty, yet ultimately vital and soul-saving plans of eeeviiil like this. Like, assuming the setting doesn't have constant dialog with their deities that are only aligned by their domain and not alignment, something like this is bound to happen. The ferryman of the afterlife doesn't like it when you get together with hot people and will refuse to take your soul to the other side? Some noblehearted dude's gonna become a lich and try to assend to godhood just to take boatboy's place.
he's just chilling in there drinking a cup of tea and then had to make a whole powerpoint to explain why his knife is actually god's wrath this is incredible
I think it was more of the idea of his brother his only remaining family betraying him and the town they became apart of and the church that gave him purpose that made him lose it and devolve into sociopathic obsession with killing witches and avenging his brother who he believes was being seduced by their witchcraft
"and hot people are a TRICK" uhhhh, you sure about that? *slowly looks over at the characters I simp over* wait, are you guys gonna trick me one day, or something?
'You won't like god's wrath. It feels exactly like me stabbing you'
Excuse me just gonna make a DnD character who'll quote that word for word real quick...
My party is about to face off against a Paladin villain. This arrived just in time.
Totally not me bout start playing it tomorrow as seeing this
@@pandagirl8519 May fortune be with your dice and may your DM not be TOO sadistic!
@@lozm4835 ok ty
@@pandagirl8519 Good luck ^&^
Now I can't get rid of this mental image of Belos saying to Caleb "You can't hold hands before marriage!"
“ConverSATION LEADS TO HPV”
-Blitzø
"400-year-old incel witch hunter" isn't a phrase I ever imagined would describe a kids' show antagonist so soon, but here we are.
Local 400 year old racist misogynist witch hunter, Philip Wittebane confesses to killing his brother Caleb after he fell inlove with a witch named Evelyn Clawthrone in the 1600s...
Better yet, a “400-year-old incel witch hunter whos made out of roadkill”
Cuz like he was using the flesh to rebuild his form… i think….?
Okay that's enough internet for today
@@poison.healer disney
😂 😭.
"Hot people are a trick to turn you away from the light of God, that's why I'm so ugly"
I'm Christian and this was freaking hilarious
As a catholic I agree lil bro is so upset big bro got a how witch for a girlfriend
@@Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series Christian when a witch does magic: "kill her!"
when a white man does magic: "a Saint!"
shit's hilarious
@@fabioviti7384 The kkk be like
@@fabioviti7384 this reminds me of Joan of Arc
@@chescatfalgui3217 yeah, basically; but joan of arc is also a perfect example of how knights worked
"But you're a girl you cannot fight"
"I have an armor of perfect steel half my weight, a warhorse and the bless of god; less fucking go"
Knight were like tanks, sure they require skill... but you're still in a fucking tank
Aww lol hehe
“ that’s why I’m so ugly”
Never thought he’d say that lol 😂
255 likes and no comment? Let me change that 😈
SHUt up
To be honest, I find Philip (the bearded one) kinda cute.
@@hanzquejano7112 Ayo🤨📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸
@@muiixourielboisvertt
If he didn't turn evil and kept his original look, I'd give him a hug because nobody probably hugged him before.
I wonder if Evelyn was just as flirty and rambunctious as her descendant Eda. The physical resemblance is obvious, of course.
Who can blame Caleb, Evelyn is related to Eda, if you know what I mean
In a comic, she is similar to Eda but feels more like a hybrid of Eda and Lilith but still her own witch being.
That would mean eda is part human
@@Lumberjack_king like very small part human though like maybe 5% or something
@@Lumberjack_kingRealistically it means a lot of the Boiling Isles is part human. That's, what, about 15 generations?
The gods wrath part had me rolling
Uhm hello
@@michaelwazherehh hello
Shanked
God's* wrath
‘All hot witches’ *proceeds to show Raine* YES.
THEY DESERVE TO BE ON THIS LIST!
@@HenrysSpiceofLife YESSSSSSSSSS
@@Help_Me_Im_Gay YEEEEESSSSSS
@@Fishwolfcrow YAAAAAASSSSSS
@@Help_Me_Im_Gay YAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
I'm glad we can all unanimously agree that Belos is puritan without him explicitly saying it.
It's historically accurate, the Wittebanes lived in a puritan society when you look at the century they lived in America
That last line is PERFECT RPG Paladin material.
ikr
Fun fact: the whole which hurting thing started cause of a dude in the church who got rejected from his crush
Frollo?
Nah it wasn’t just that, he got rejected, took her ass to court over it, lost the case, STALKED HER UNTIL HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE TOWN, AND WROTE A WHOLE ASS BOOK ABOUT HOW ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL. tl;dr incels existed long before the internet
suchasoreloser
@@hanzquejano7112 Nope. Heinrich Kramer. The Original Incel.
@@shadowldrago Not only that, but he started the whole thing because the first time he tried to convict her of heresy, the judge himself told Heinrich to piss off with his bs.
"I will eliminate all hot witches" **Eda, Raine and Darius (the hot witches) slaying their background pictures, waiting to be eliminated**
Edit: holy toh im famousss
If hot witches are deterring me from the light of god then hail Satan!
He isn't wrong, they are all very hot.
True
...Why does eliminated sound like a euphemism in this context?
@@georgekerscher5355 ~oh execute me belos. Put me in your guillotine and bring the blade down~
BAHAHA!!!! I CANT DUDE! THE WAY BELOS JUST GOES FROM “yes bring the story of my brother being with the follower of wild magic” TO “excuse me?! He was tempted, you naive human!”
I love how belos is just vibing on hunters blood cells
Edit: mom I’m famous
Yesss 😂
Wtf 😂💀
True XDDDDDDDD
Ohhhhh
Yeah I just realized that. He was having a tea party with the blood cells! :D
“SHAUT AP”
“I WILL ELIMINATE ALL HOT WITCHES”
IM CACKLING THIS IS PERFECT
"That's why im so ugly"
-Belos
"That's why you get no b*tches"
- Me
More like "No Witches" 😂
@@jeremyhamilton5043 "No wenches"
No bitches and witches*
Belos is giving goblin energy in this clip lmao
That would be a good backstory for that villain why he is who he is
Funny enough it’s ALMOST curse of strahd.
It would be very petty
Accurate... I like to believe Belos was grinding his teeth reisiting to urge to correct Masha
"You won't like God's wrath. It feels like me stabbing you."
-- Every edgy D&D rogue and warlock ever
"Sounds like big bro got a hot witch girlfriend and lil' bro got upset."
I was rolling after that💀💀💀💀
It can’t be a coincidence that Evelyn is dressed just like Eda, right?
Edit: it was in fact, not a coincidence
Everyone is 99.999999% sure that Evelyn is a clawthorne, people have known for a while
I’m 99.999999999% sure that Evelyn is a clawthorne
Evelyn is totally a clawthorne.
Nope, there are theories that Evelyn was a clawthorne, and I’m 99.99999999% sure that she is.
we all are 99.999999999999999% sure that evelyn was a clawthorne
The man really be sipping tea and chilling in Hunter’s blood cells-
Remember, if Belos is trying to kill you, he just thinks you are shmexy
wait hold up... didn't he try to kill Hunter? So following your logic he thinks Hunter and his own brother are hot...?? might wanna rethink that statement
@@PizzaMadeMeFat you realize this comment is a joke right
@@Oliveisafishstudios I know it's a joke but I was pointing out the flaw in your joke
@@PizzaMadeMeFat I said it was a joke, I never said it was a funny or consistent one
Bruh got so salty he became ugly on PURPOSE
HAHAHAHA WHAT😭😭💀💀
*338 Likes And No Comments? LEMME FIX THAT😏😏*
@@muiixourielboisvertt thank you for reminding me I made this
@@OniGamer00 Yw😂
This actually make me giggle lol
he's literally a lich. look up the definition. spread this news. belos the incel lich.
It would have been interesting if he, like Dracula from Hotel Transylvania, said that the story is wrong and that only he survived and that his brother died because of him...
“HeY sHe WaS nOt ThAt HaWt 😡😡😡”
"You won't like God's wrath. It feels exactly like me stabbing you" is basically a holy knight oc I made named Amoux in a nutshell 💀
I'm scared at how funny and accurate this is 🤣
Masha do be roasting belos. They aren't just roasting this is burning at this point
"GOD'S Wrath" 😅🤣
WHY DID I JUST REALIZE BELOS WAS ON ONE OF HUNTER'S BLOOD CELLS!? 😭
WHY IS HE IN HUNTERS BLOOD CELLS
@@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 DID YOU WATCH THANKS TO THEM :'(
@@Im_A_Verified_Weeb not yet but I hear it's sad 😭
@@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440Watch and cry with us
oh my titan i didn't realize that.
I love that he somehow got a microscopic teacup and saucer into Hunters bloodstream
I love how Belos is just chilling on Hunter’s blood cells 😂😂😂
I CANT BREATH THIS IS SO ACCURATE
"Puts fear into these heathens"
Belos thinks the thing that shocked Luz And Hunter was the "witch" part but it was the "Witterbane" Part CAUSE IT REMINDED THEM OF U
Belos casually admitting that Eda, Raine, and Darius are hot *wheeze*
*Eda, Raine, and Darius*
*"Hot witches"*
He's not wrong tho..
I’m the older brother of belos but yet he clones me multiple times and outlives every single one
So true tho
@@michaelwazherehh hello Vee
Because murder.
Ferrus Manus: First time
everytime you become a better person than him, he not only confiscates your PS5, but murders you. kinda cringe NGL.
i can hear caleb and evelyn laughing in heaven💀💀💀
So are we gonna ignore the fact that belos basically called Eda, Raine, and Darius hot-
Philip really said "I will illiminate all hot witches"
"shut up I will eliminate all the hot 🔥witches🔥" Got me laughing 😂
I've seen this twice. My first reaction was,'That was funny.' My second and current reaction is hysterical laughter
Edit: third time watching this, proof that it only gets funnier every time I see it
in season 2 episode 10 of the owl house then they call eda Evelyn in the coffee shop? and the look like they are related and Evelyn is probably gwendolyns great grandmother
They call her Marilyn, actually, but yeah
I love to hear belos get a defensive it’s so funny
I like how this perfectly sums up Belos' backstory.
“Hot people pull you away from the light of God, that’s why I’m so ugly.” 🗿😂😂🗿😂
Belos is too antagonistic to like Masha's story in the first place 😂
Characters voiced by Grey in 2022 don't make beef with the antagonist of the series challenge ***IMPOSSIBLE***
I have a really bad headache rn and this is hilarious man. Thanks for making my day so much better with such a silly little thing lol
Glad you enjoyed!
"I will eliminate all hot witches"
The ugly witches: 😌🍷wait...
😠🍷
bro, belos is just really in hunter's blood cells, chilling, listening to a non-binary witch talk about hot witch girlfriend stealing his bro.
Whats non-binary?
@@Headhand-qd9soMasha is non-binary,even in the desk where they work say “Them/they”
@@Headhand-qd9so
A person who is neither a man or a woman, just a person
@@Lucinderiaz Wow so Luz is a girl and shes being called non-binary. It's rare to find non-binary people maybe the complexities of such a term shouldn't be thrown around as a fad because its popular
Its quite disturbing that your dictating that Luz is non-binary when Luz is a bisexual GIRL. Luz is also autistic and many autistic children get told the are gender X when in actuality they are gender Y. Keep your opinions to yourself and stay away from people, especially those who are autistic.
Paladin/Rogue Multi-Class: You won’t like gods wrath, it feels exactly like me stabbing you
Tru
Belos drinking tea because he’s British 💀
This is scary with headphones. Belos voice only plays in the left ear 😭
This is perfect ❤️
"You won't like god wrath it feels exactly like me stabbing you" 💀
I love that Belos just randomly has a cup of tea with him.
They hated Jesus, because he spoke the truth
JC: Boy you ugly
Belos: Shut up!
"I will eliminate all hot people to save you from God's wrath-- that's why I'm so uglyy."
Selfless, noble yet completely irredeemable. I dig it. We need more villains with petty, yet ultimately vital and soul-saving plans of eeeviiil like this. Like, assuming the setting doesn't have constant dialog with their deities that are only aligned by their domain and not alignment, something like this is bound to happen.
The ferryman of the afterlife doesn't like it when you get together with hot people and will refuse to take your soul to the other side? Some noblehearted dude's gonna become a lich and try to assend to godhood just to take boatboy's place.
This is one of my favorite TOH animations of all time
“It feels excactly like meee *stabbing you.* “
This is accurate XD
This is so good
That is pretty much what masha said
"I will eliminate all hot witches"
😭
In a way this is out of character cause he's forgotten all about God's wrath and his only intentions are his blood lust disguised as God's wrath
BRO GETS NO WITCHES
Goddamn, Odalia, Eda, Lilith, Amity, Willow, Emira, and Edric better watch their backs. >.
#BRINGBACKTHEOWLHOUSE
GET ROASTED PHILIP :D
where you go i go
BRO REALLY SAID NOT *THAT* HOT 💀
Accurate depiction of THOSE Christians
Well, the Purtians, which is the worst for witches and Christians.
he's just chilling in there drinking a cup of tea and then had to make a whole powerpoint to explain why his knife is actually god's wrath
this is incredible
I think it was more of the idea of his brother his only remaining family betraying him and the town they became apart of and the church that gave him purpose that made him lose it and devolve into sociopathic obsession with killing witches and avenging his brother who he believes was being seduced by their witchcraft
"SHE WAS NOT THAT HOT"
5 second's later...
"PLUS, HOT PPL ARE A TRICK"
The fact it's a bunch of tiny belos sitting on blood cells in Hunter's body is absolutely amazing and should not be underrated.
"hot ppl are a trick to turn you away from the light of God."
"THATS WHY IM SO UGLYYY😭😭"
“You never really see blood in Disney” Tarzan: am I a joke to you?
Belos just chilling in my left ear
Eda confirmed hot witch
I can barely tell what he’s saying that I’m still laughing😂
Belos is just william afton but with magic
It seems that how much times Belos said the word: "hot"🔥🥵 means HE thinks that sum of the HOT witches are really "HOT" 🔥
“I WILL ELIMINATE ALL HOT WITCHES🔥”
"SHE WAS NOT THAT HOT" The look on his face! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
ERM- THE HOT WITCHES IN QUESTION? 😭 i can't count how many times i've seen stuff like this
Belos really said 💅👹
Sounded real nice through my left ear
She was not that hot is the best line ever 😂
"and hot people are a TRICK"
uhhhh, you sure about that?
*slowly looks over at the characters I simp over*
wait, are you guys gonna trick me one day, or something?
I like how he’s just sitting on one of hunters blood cells
“ How many times have you wat-“
Yes
“ I didn’t finish“
Yes
Bro just went full on "🤓"
Hot witches image: Eda, Raine, Darius.
ACCURATE.
“I will eliminate all hot witches! (Insert photo of Darius,eda and raine’
Me: nooo spare the CATS
This guy would fit in The Legend of Vox Machina soooo well.
Now i’m slumping for raine and eda bc of ur art
Belos just casually being British on Hunters blood cells