The Roman Triumph

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Komentáře • 2,1K

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 Před 4 lety +2599

    "He made up for it later though, it's cool."
    >5 Triumphs
    >Conquered all of Rome and took over the senate
    >Got Cato to kill himself in Africa
    *Yup, he sure did..*

    • @SAGENT50
      @SAGENT50 Před 4 lety +99

      Epic flex on them OPTIMATES

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu Před 4 lety +178

      The Virgin Cato
      The Chad CEASAR

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 Před 3 lety +115

      It's all because Cato had to be salty towards Caesar. The Roman Civil War could've been avoided...

    • @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu Před 3 lety +3

      Tommy Dugan What

    • @tommydugan7223
      @tommydugan7223 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu evidently my pocket has been making replies to things... sorry

  • @theharristrain
    @theharristrain Před 5 lety +1506

    a slave whispering "remember you are human" in the triumphator's ear sounds like something marcus aurelius would have lapped up

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Před 5 lety +381

      "Orgasms stoically"

    • @alexanderschulz2100
      @alexanderschulz2100 Před 5 lety +9

      sounds more like a line from westworld....

    • @erfgtdsfsdf6993
      @erfgtdsfsdf6993 Před 5 lety +109

      ancient version of ASMR

    • @TheShadowOfMars
      @TheShadowOfMars Před 5 lety +48

      @@jtgd "the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus"

    • @colinmckinstry8136
      @colinmckinstry8136 Před 5 lety +22

      I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who added it.

  • @aggressivli
    @aggressivli Před 5 lety +623

    *Slave Teleports Behind You*
    "You are still human, Kid"

  • @flynnlivescmd
    @flynnlivescmd Před 5 lety +543

    "Imperator!"
    -randome unit giving a response to your command in Rome Total War.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 Před 3 lety +33

      I mean you are commanding them so they are not wrong

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 Před 2 lety +20

      Think you need a certain number of territories before that starts, so, accurate.

  • @claudiusmarcellus1347
    @claudiusmarcellus1347 Před 5 lety +1979

    that giraffe was the most-detailed icon in this whole channel

    • @magww1
      @magww1 Před 5 lety +29

      hahah yet so much quality in such little artistic detail.

    • @irongeneral7861
      @irongeneral7861 Před 5 lety +61

      Pffft... The squares are *way* more detailed.

    • @brenokrug7775
      @brenokrug7775 Před 5 lety +71

      to be honest i was kinda disappointed that the animals weren't just big coloured rectangles hahahaha

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds Před 5 lety +4

      Breno Krug i was expecting the same lol

    • @fatihsaidduran
      @fatihsaidduran Před 5 lety +31

      At 14:46 there is a unicorn with a rainbow mane at the corner.

  • @unacittabizzarraechiassosa4143

    I would like to add that the offensive chants (Carmina Triumphalia) were meant as a way to remind the Imperator of his humility lest he would consider himself above the institutions. It was also the only moment a soldier could publicly insult his general. It must have been amusing to watch Caesar march under the taunts of his own soldiers.

    • @PMundi
      @PMundi Před 5 lety +282

      @IngLouisSchreurs I must disagree. His videos are great, every single one of them, but this one stood below most due to the sanctimonious repetition of 'killing people is bad' 'slaves are bad'. Yes, we get it, we have brains and eyes too, the modern perspective is not relevant enough to mention more than twice.

    • @gerwantofrivera3725
      @gerwantofrivera3725 Před 5 lety +97

      @@PMundi yap, that was quite annoying

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Před 5 lety +542

      @@PMundi Oh no! The man who spent the last 18 minutes teaching me something new, at no expense to me, just expressed his personal opinion for a couple of seconds! Showing his distaste at a war crime! The horror!

    • @matheuscerqueira7952
      @matheuscerqueira7952 Před 5 lety +78

      @@PMundi He was just putting in perspective and setting a disclaimer

    • @F22onblockland
      @F22onblockland Před 5 lety +375

      @@PMundi Wasn't his modern perspective though, as he stated even people outside of Rome during this time found the sacrifices to be unnecessarily cruel.

  • @bificommander7472
    @bificommander7472 Před 5 lety +550

    "This sounds a little human sacrificey." Huh. There's a phrase you don't hear every day.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Před 5 lety +6

      A proper death before the roar of the crowd, not in some dark forgotten dungeon. You need an enemy even a defeated one as to not make yourself the enemy of the people.

    • @luckym1651
      @luckym1651 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 Remember when he said that triumphs were very rare, and triumphs were some of the only times human sacrafices happened.

    • @rossellalaface492
      @rossellalaface492 Před 3 lety +6

      @@luckym1651 more than 350 triumphs were celebrated in the history of Rome. And those were not human sacrifices, just public executions. Romans didn't make human sacrifices.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 Před 3 lety +7

      @HanselManCan ok but hypothetically if a country does 1 human sacrifice while kinda wanting to avoid thinking about it as human sacrafice, and another country does 1000 while proudly proclaiming that it is human sacrifice, you'd be generalizing to refer to both countries as the same thing, but yes Rome did do bad things.

    • @kommi7658
      @kommi7658 Před 2 lety +10

      @@rossellalaface492 executing prisoners of war at the foot of your most significant religious temple is really kinda human sacrificy, even if the Romans technically didn't see it that way

  • @justinsanity501
    @justinsanity501 Před 2 lety +227

    As someone who has had the opportunity to be in a 100,000+ stadium of cheering fans, I can imagine what a crazy experience having 150,000+ cheer for you must have been. I understand why triumphators needed reminding that they were only humans.

    • @petrmaly9087
      @petrmaly9087 Před rokem +6

      There is a Strahov Stadium in Prague with capacity of 220K-250K. Used a lot for sports and concerts. There are videos from it. It is insane.

    • @coquimapping8680
      @coquimapping8680 Před 15 dny

      More recent estimates show the Circus Maximus’ capacity at 90k.

  • @TheModernMartialArtist
    @TheModernMartialArtist Před 5 lety +1983

    "The gold was spent on prostitutes, if you know what I mean." They bought them flowers?

    • @louis621
      @louis621 Před 5 lety +78

      Dude, your channel is gold. Cool to see you watch Historia Civilis too. Side note, in the trashier strip clubs in Mexico you can buy pictures of saints and the Virgin Mary for the strippers.

    • @LAHFaust
      @LAHFaust Před 5 lety +10

      @@louis621 I love Mexico so much...

    • @starhawck
      @starhawck Před 5 lety +19

      I surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 Před 5 lety +5

      The modern martial artist must be an educated person.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto Před 5 lety +3

      @@louis621 cool... the female entertainers have mothers and may themselves be mothers.

  • @dsnodgrass4843
    @dsnodgrass4843 Před 5 lety +424

    I will never not laugh at the idea of Pompey trying to stuff his chariot elephants through the gate.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 5 lety +96

      Now try to think at this while Pompey had the face paint in red and his soldiers behind singing rude songs that insult him and the romans XD

    • @uyuman1
      @uyuman1 Před 5 lety +92

      @@krankarvolund7771 I bet the soldiers were singing about how the elephants were the only thing of Pompey that was too big to fit.

    • @MitchellD249
      @MitchellD249 Před 5 lety +105

      Imagine being an overly proud guy like Pompey and doing something so embarrassing that people are still laughing at you over 2000 years later.

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz Před 5 lety +5

      You should because it shows the kind of arrogant loser prick he was.
      Oops! "Never not" = "always yes", right? If so, never mind.

    • @dsnodgrass4843
      @dsnodgrass4843 Před 5 lety +5

      @@MitchellD249 Hell of a way to start what's supposed to be the best day of your life as a Roman, ain't it? LMAO. I can only imagine the fit he threw....

  • @KennyHazy97
    @KennyHazy97 Před 5 lety +2570

    If the human sacrifice wasn't enough to convince you of the barbarity of the Romans, they were also responsible for inventing socks in sandals.

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 Před 5 lety +58

      LOL

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 Před 5 lety +191

      Caligae were not sandals. They were boots specifically designed to combat trenchfoot.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu Před 5 lety +39

      Those bastards

    • @TheCCBoi
      @TheCCBoi Před 5 lety +73

      We should sack Rome right now for this savagery!!!

    • @owo5869
      @owo5869 Před 4 lety +74

      Japanes looking suspiciously worried about this comment..

  • @polkihn5075
    @polkihn5075 Před 4 lety +559

    "[Elephants and giraffes] are objectively the weirdest animals" he says, and then goes on to ignore the rainbow-maned unicorn. I like your style.

    • @twbillionare9568
      @twbillionare9568 Před 2 lety +4

      Time stamp

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 Před 2 lety +18

      @@twbillionare9568 There you go: look closely after 5:34

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Před rokem +13

      Rainbow-maned unicorns are just horses with decorations. Elephants and giraffes are _way_ weirder.
      They're not _the_ weirdest animals, but they're the weirdest animals big enough for people to see in a parade. (Aside from a few cephalopods, but good luck getting them to march alongside the dioramas.)

  • @tommasoragghianti7735
    @tommasoragghianti7735 Před 5 lety +372

    Fun fact: I'm Italian and the laurel is still considered of grat prestige. When people graduate from university it is tradition to wear a laurel crown

    • @Lofgon
      @Lofgon Před 5 lety +13

      That is indeed a fun fact, I did not know this. Thank you for sharing :)

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 Před 5 lety +31

      There is the german saying: "Auf den Lorbeeren ausruhen." which means "resting on your laurels" Describing the unwillingness to change and hubris of victors.

    • @D00Rb3LL
      @D00Rb3LL Před 5 lety +19

      Konrad von Schnitzeldorf we say that in america too

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 Před 5 lety +3

      @@D00Rb3LL I don't know, how I wasn't aware of that.

    • @garn3590
      @garn3590 Před 5 lety +22

      @@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 we have the same saying here in Italy too, for us is 'Dormire sugli allori' and it's just the same phrase in Italy, we have another variant that means the same that's 'adagiarsi sugli allori' wich uses to lay and not to rest

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta Před 5 lety +2537

    I like to imagine the chariot with magic deflecting wards is like the modern bullet proof pope mobiles of today

    • @fairhair1539
      @fairhair1539 Před 5 lety +62

      I feel like we watch all the same videos

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 Před 5 lety +10

      Same idea.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 5 lety +55

      CreepsMcPasta The Romans were making Popemobiles before the Pope was even a thing!

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 Před 5 lety +16

      @@midshipman8654 Except the Pope was a thing since the Roman Kingdom... The Christians usurped the title when Emperor Constantine (who was also Pope) 'converted' to Christianity. Overtime the Papacy drifted from the Crown to the bishops (this happened in Alexandria centuries before it did in Rome which is why there are 2 popes today).

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama Před 5 lety +1

      That was the general intention.

  • @platypipope328
    @platypipope328 Před 5 lety +492

    "objectively the weirdest animals"
    Australia would like to know your location

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 Před 4 lety +16

      *Cue the kangaroos, platypuses, cassowaries and wombats*

    • @roberttbrockway
      @roberttbrockway Před 4 lety +15

      When a dead platypus was first taken to Britain many people thought it was fake.

    • @scottsouth68
      @scottsouth68 Před 4 lety +12

      Perhaps Historia Civilis is such the historic purist he was only speaking of the known Roman world. Can you imagine the Romans' response to 'roos?!!!

    • @platypipope328
      @platypipope328 Před 4 lety +9

      @@scottsouth68 can you imagine the roman response to wallabies, or koalas, or platypi, or really half of Australia's wildlife?

    • @ptbot3294
      @ptbot3294 Před 3 lety +9

      @@platypipope328 their response? First they will build wall. Once they know the animals are harmless, they will cart them away.

  • @craigkdillon
    @craigkdillon Před 4 lety +185

    Now I know why in the HBO series "Rome", Julius Caesar had a red face during his triumph.
    I thought it was just the writers being creative. But, no, they got it from how the Romans did a triumph.
    Cool.

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth Před rokem +2

      Although they had him dressed in a more decorative version of his military uniform rather than the Royal Toga. Since there were 4 Triumph, the sparing of Cleopatra's sister and the son of the last king of a Northern African Kingdom by public acclaim was omitted. That king (raised by Octavian's sister, Octavia , and whose stewardship was later transfer to Octavian) later married one of the surviving daughter of Cleopatra with Antony.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Před rokem +1

      @@dyingearth yup, king Juba II. Apparently he was also an avid naturalist and wrote many books on animals and other topics

  • @SteveCKim-xb1hp
    @SteveCKim-xb1hp Před 5 lety +1856

    Historia Civillis deserves a triumph!

  • @Nazomiah
    @Nazomiah Před 5 lety +1524

    I love details like this. It really humanises the Romans. Too many documentaries etc just show the Romans as some boring, highly efficient military machine. Details like this really make you realise how human they were, they cracked rude jokes and used billboards to educate people on geography! Classic!

    • @theharristrain
      @theharristrain Před 5 lety +165

      look at some of the graffiti preserved at Pompeii if you want a human view of the romans

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 5 lety +51

      Lord Ashbury I totally agree. When I was in Latin class my teacher made it seem like most of the interesting stuff was Greek (which of course a lot of it was), and the Romans boiled down to military and statescraft. These videos in Rome particularly are great because it expands on that initially dry subject matter and makes it interesting.

    • @Nazomiah
      @Nazomiah Před 5 lety +65

      @@midshipman8654 I have a book by Nephtali Lewis and Meyer Reinhold titled 'Roman Civilization, selected readings' - It is essentially a collection of random Roman ' stuff ' , everything from the writings on gravestones, graffiti, political advertisements etc. It's fantastic reading and really humanises the Romans. There's even advertisement for legal advice and people's craft shops! Some of it makes you giggle.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Nazomiah Huh, Neat. Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be sure to pick it up sometime!

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 5 lety +24

      And they ritually massacre dozens of people... So human :D

  • @neurofiedyamato8763
    @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 5 lety +484

    Cato: No triumph for you!
    Caesar: Oh really?
    Cato: Don't try it!
    *After a civil war*
    Caesar: Good riddance, now I have FOUR triumphs.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Před 3 lety +18

      Don't try it Caesar, I have the high ground.

    • @ihathtelekinesis
      @ihathtelekinesis Před 3 lety +17

      Cato underestimated his power.

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 Před 3 lety +13

      Kind of makes sense that Catos suicide was the subject of one of those Triumphs. Me thinks Caesar included this footnote for more personal reasons than mere propaganda.

    • @kargaroc386
      @kargaroc386 Před 2 lety +1

      five

  • @funsquirrle
    @funsquirrle Před 5 lety +246

    I just have to say that, every time I watch one of your videos, I am absolutely stunned by the quality. From your clear and eloquent narration to your simplistic yet clear visuals, everything is astoundingly well done. I salute you for your efforts to entertain and educate us, your viewers, on an incredibly interesting and complex period of history. So in short, thank you very much for all of the hard work producing and researching these videos, and keep them coming!

    • @dsmith8079
      @dsmith8079 Před 4 lety +2

      With a plastic bag for a helmet...!!!

  • @Bram06
    @Bram06 Před 5 lety +861

    I imagine that the Roman army singing would've been a lot like a sea shanty

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe Před 5 lety +19

      @Friendly Neighborhood Neocon sure why not? I mean there were also land vikings in the Varangians, so yeah there can be land things based off of sea things.
      I'm personally a big fan of my land boat.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 Před 5 lety +39

      Or folk songs adapted to be a bit more... different.
      Like “Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Blood on the Risers”

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 Před 5 lety +57

      Probably more like military cadences, which even today are often bawdy.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink Před 3 lety

      Or maybe somewhat reminiscent of "Carmina Burana" ?

    • @qwadratix
      @qwadratix Před 3 lety +5

      Gordon Bennet! Haven't any of you folks ever heard of a 'Rugby song'? I would recommend you try to find 'The sexual life of a Camel'.

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 Před 5 lety +319

    15:17 And that ladies and gentlemen is why Queen Cleopatra committed suicide.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Před 5 lety +109

      "I can die to an asp in the comfort of my own home, or get strangled in front of a cheering crowd. The choice was easy."

    • @Damptarmac
      @Damptarmac Před 5 lety +76

      It's horrific just trying to imagine being dragged along for months (all the time knowing you´re destined to die) to spend your final hours walking trough a cheering crowd, before finally being strangled.

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly Před 5 lety +42

      @@Damptarmac The psychological torment before the sacrifice. The message to would be usurpers to Roman power in the provinces and beyond was "Resist and this is what will await you".

    • @AlexYorim
      @AlexYorim Před 5 lety +2

      So did Hannibal

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy Před 5 lety +36

      Given the amount of stories that survived of her i doubt octavian would have thought her memory would just disapear. The girl seduced and controled two of the most powerful men in roman history.
      I think making a example of her would certainly be octavians prefrence. I dont even wanna think about the things he could have done that would have ruined her memory.

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad Před 5 lety +494

    It's an irony that Roman writers despised "barbarians" who committed human sacrifice to their gods - yet gladiatorial games had their origins in funeral rites, and this ritual killing of prisoners at the temple of Jupiter is blatantly a form of human sacrifice.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Před 5 lety +35

      How tame our lives have become that most never see death until it has claimed them.

    • @hzuiel
      @hzuiel Před 5 lety +72

      People find ways to justify all kinds of actions, I would assume they came up with various technicalities to explain why it was different.

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem Před 5 lety +15

      @Frank Lucas Not wickermen as Sixshooter said, IIRC there is no evidence of the wickerman tradition as Caesar described it, but there is evidence with a corpse found in a bog in Denmark (Tollundman) that Germanic pagans did human sacrifice via hanging. Probably an allusion/honor to Odin who also hung himself.

    • @CelticAngloPress2nd
      @CelticAngloPress2nd Před 4 lety +6

      @Sixshooter 9 Sources? They're are none. Its up their with Margret Meads Blue Lagoon Anthropology. Marxist historical revisionism.

    • @rajivnair6778
      @rajivnair6778 Před 4 lety +17

      Hypocrisy is a common theme throughout major civilisations.

  • @rosie8059
    @rosie8059 Před 5 lety +79

    Maybe for the next 'His Year' video (or, rather, His Year*s*) you could make one on General Gaius Marius? The Roman statesman who was Consul seven times and reformed the Roman military into the disciplined and uniform organisation we know and love.

  • @hermanspaerman3490
    @hermanspaerman3490 Před 5 lety +176

    It never ceases to astonish me that your videos , with basic squares and rudimentary animations (no critique), are so much more interesting and educational than any high value production video that regurgitates the same old facts we heard so many times before.

  • @nigelis2345
    @nigelis2345 Před 5 lety +293

    On the concept of the color purple, purple dye was very expensive as the dye came from a sea snail. It was called Tyrian purple. It was so expensive that only rulers could afford it.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 5 lety +16

      @@Mightus3000 Maybe for fixing the colour. But urine is used to make purple only during the XIXth century (with guano).

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 5 lety +2

      @@krankarvolund7771 But they certainly used urine to wash clothing

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 5 lety +13

      @@merrittanimation7721 That's sure, urine was a very cheap way to get amoniac. Which is a very efficient detergent ^^

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik Před 5 lety +4

      what the hell is this comment section

    • @NicoAssaf
      @NicoAssaf Před 5 lety +1

      Didn't it smell bad as well?

  • @xxAnaconta
    @xxAnaconta Před 5 lety +77

    It would be pretty cool if someone had made themselves dictator during their triumph as an ultimate ''execute order 66'' move.

    • @nicholasnelson8641
      @nicholasnelson8641 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes that would have awesome. Sadly it never happened due to the triumph being a festive/sacred matter.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nicholasnelson8641
      All it would have taken was one atheist to ruin the triumph for everybody forever. XD

    • @chicken29843
      @chicken29843 Před rokem

      ​@@prestonjones1653 it's not exactly clear that the Romans literally believed in the gods of their religion, or if that was more of a symbolic thing to them

  • @sgtrpcommand3778
    @sgtrpcommand3778 Před 5 lety +36

    10:48 It still surprises me to see that ancient soldiers are still very much like modern soldiers. Of the few soldiers I actually know, this seems like exactly something they would love to do.

  • @rutgerius123
    @rutgerius123 Před 5 lety +319

    Last time I was this early Romulus still had a brother

  • @SamTornado1701
    @SamTornado1701 Před 5 lety +56

    When I was a kid watching history channel, I always wanted more detail, but never got it. Finally years later we got a show with an amazing level of detail.

  • @ericconnor8251
    @ericconnor8251 Před 5 lety +62

    Every time Kings and Generals, BazBattles, or Invicta uploads a new video I get excited and save to watch later.
    Every time Historia Civilis uploads a new video, my body enters a prolonged period of titillated rapture and transcendence.
    Thanks for the upload! I learned several things about Roman triumphs that I did not know before, especially the stuff about the route through the city they would have taken, including a stop at the ole Circus Maximus. Cool stuff.

  • @UltraVista007
    @UltraVista007 Před 5 lety +12

    I'm always amazed at the level of detail you're able to talk about matters nobody else even thinks to cover, such as Caesar being the pontifex maximus, which gave him the power to regulate the calendar, which allowed him to perform his 'winter' crossing... Same with this video. Most people would say: 'a triumph is... well... a triumph, and thats about it'. But you explain it in such interesting detail... in short, my hat off for you, sir!

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 Před 5 lety +332

    HIT THAT OUTRO!
    BUHDUH DUHHHHHHH DEE DEE DAHH DEE DEE DAH DEDEDAHHHHHH.

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 Před 5 lety +62

      Every time the tune drops, I like to imagine Caesar pushing a sweet four-horse chariot slowly down the via sacra decked out in purple sunglasses, hoisting a boombox, and getting a hit off a f a t b l u n t.
      . . . I never said it was a logical mental picture, but there you go.

    • @shugaku2461
      @shugaku2461 Před 5 lety +21

      @@andrewstewart1464 Caesars Triumph, colourised

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 Před 5 lety +5

      @@shugaku2461 [image citation needed]

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 Před 4 lety +1

      @@andrewstewart1464 oooooooo shieeeeeeetttttt 🤣🤣

    • @Octavian999
      @Octavian999 Před 3 lety +5

      Bruh that outro is so sad though. It signifies that now I have to wait a long time until the next Historia Civilis video.

  • @oWallis
    @oWallis Před 5 lety +1113

    What a perfect way to end my day. Some might say it's a.... Triumph. Also nice unicorn at 5:40 ;)

    • @BoabisXscopeS
      @BoabisXscopeS Před 5 lety +6

      Do you get the video early if you sub on Patreon?

    • @adind.228
      @adind.228 Před 5 lety +20

      Also at 14:45 on the right

    • @fishyjishy2867
      @fishyjishy2867 Před 5 lety +1

      I’m not the only one seeing it then

    • @Omni-kyun
      @Omni-kyun Před 5 lety +8

      I was half expecting this video to end with the "Still alive" song instead of the usual one.
      "...this was a Triumph"
      "I'm making a note here - Huge success!"

    • @MilionCokies
      @MilionCokies Před 5 lety +1

      @@BoabisXscopeS Yes you do, Robert.

  • @NKM5896
    @NKM5896 Před 4 lety +18

    “A little human sacrifice-y” is my new vibe.

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 Před 3 lety +1

      It wasn't a human sacrifice. No, no, no, you misunderstand. *It was an execution of invaders.* They were asking for it, sneaking up on the triumphator and loitering about on the sacred way!

  • @alialzuheiry8220
    @alialzuheiry8220 Před 5 lety +9

    You're the kind of person who automatically got at least some people to like your videos before even seeing them, because we know the content is, like always very descriptive and fun. It makes us appreciate history. Thank you for that

  • @SamTanXYZ
    @SamTanXYZ Před 5 lety +201

    "Objectively the weirdest animals"

    • @georgesboulanger7938
      @georgesboulanger7938 Před 5 lety +7

      Gibbon say this in Decline and Fall too.

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 Před 5 lety +81

      Only because Rome never conquered Australia

    • @machineofadream
      @machineofadream Před 5 lety +51

      @@stvdagger8074 Would've loved to see them parading a herd of platypuses through Rome.

    • @rstous7691
      @rstous7691 Před 5 lety +15

      @@thegainsayerstalker a chariot pulled by tortoises 🤔

    • @louisswanepoel1614
      @louisswanepoel1614 Před 5 lety +1

      @@stvdagger8074 Vienna is in today's Austria so what are you talking about ;)

  • @jacobc2203
    @jacobc2203 Před 5 lety +212

    Just finished a stressful essay, I needed this in my life.

  • @1berrylover178
    @1berrylover178 Před 5 lety +20

    I believe there s an error around 13:30
    There are sports arenas well above that capacity (i.e. the Indianapolis Motor Speedway)
    At 150,000 it would be considered the largest *stadium* in the world

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 Před 4 lety +10

      Also, let's be real here, any major stadium in the world would be able to accomodate way more than 150,000 spectators were it allowed to ignore all safety regulations, the way the Circus Maximus obviously did because these hadn't even been invented yet.

    • @davidhoward437
      @davidhoward437 Před 3 lety +1

      @@yarpen26 Bleacher collapses in stadiums and amphitheaters occasionally killed thousands.

    • @ismaeljunior8624
      @ismaeljunior8624 Před 2 lety +3

      The Maracana in Brazil held around 199.000 people in the world cup 1950 finals, a modern stadium can hold even more, without safety ofc.

  • @cewnik24
    @cewnik24 Před 5 lety +35

    Please do a video about the time when Ceasar was captured by pirates and all the mad stuff that went down.

    • @QUADD4000
      @QUADD4000 Před 5 lety +2

      cewnik24 This would be a damn good video

  • @MrVlogman101
    @MrVlogman101 Před 5 lety +222

    We need to hold a triumph for Historia Civilis

    • @mrelephant2283
      @mrelephant2283 Před 5 lety +28

      I volunteer to be sacrificed before Jupiter in honour of this channel

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 Před 5 lety +10

      Well then, let’s get started!
      IMPERATOR!

    • @polishpat95
      @polishpat95 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mrelephant2283 thank you!!!! Nobody knows you anyways so I bet they wouldn't care to feel bad. But that's a nice offer !!! Let's triumph :)

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz Před 5 lety

      And who will volunteer to be sacrificed to Jupier?
      Meh...

    • @mimus6596
      @mimus6596 Před 5 lety +6

      @@LuisAldamiz everyone who downvoted this video

  • @Xtravia9
    @Xtravia9 Před 5 lety +443

    I always enjoy some bacon and eggs after strangling my prisoners.

  • @TheSonOfDumb
    @TheSonOfDumb Před 5 lety +35

    Another excellent video, dude. I find the contrast between the civilized laws of the Republic and the - for the lack of a better term - tribal/primitive/rawer aspects of the Triumph to be very interesting - especially the strangling of the prisoners and the sacrificing of the bulls. Truly, the Romans were such a fascinating people.

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 Před 5 lety +7

      Oh they are very fascinating, primitive indeed in quite a few aspects overall I think Roman civilization was very much a material one rather than a spiritual one.
      They put huge emphasis on presenting things physically, their buildings included. It was a very performative culture and very grandios.
      What makes them so fascinating is their success. They were able to continue endeavors over generations and kept some semblance of unified culture for centuries.

  • @derekburm
    @derekburm Před 5 lety +9

    "they [elephants and giraffes] are objectively the weirdest animals"
    Unicorn slipped in to the parade as it zooms out lol

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 Před 5 lety +368

    Wow! Saturnalia came early.

  • @holdinmcgroin8639
    @holdinmcgroin8639 Před 5 lety +84

    "He made up for it later, though" oh boy did he

    • @angus6858
      @angus6858 Před 5 lety +2

      F for Cato in North Africa, didn't deserve it

  • @laurensk.8977
    @laurensk.8977 Před 5 lety +7

    I love this channel. You have such a great way of presenting information. Most documentary TV-Programs spend most of their time trying to "make an atmosphere" and raise the anticipation level to annoying extremes. There is so much fluster and bluster. In contrast, you just present compact information. It is so much nicer and wastes no time.

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes Před 5 lety +19

    Cicero: "How are these military strongman taking over our republican traditions?"
    The Republic:

  • @justanotherbrickinthewall2843

    "Make sure the elephants are given their emetics in good time. I don't want my chariot slowed by giant turds."
    ~ Julius Caesar

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 Před 5 lety +157

    “We’re not going to linger, but hold these prisoners in the back of your mind”-Uh oh I’m not optimistic for these prisoners lads.
    Yep. Lucky guess.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto Před 5 lety

      I thought the prisoners would be sold into slavery and/or forced to fight in the coliseum.

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra Před 5 lety

      not very lucky for the prisoners lol

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly Před 5 lety +5

      I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. You're going to feature in a parade to the cheers and celebration of all spectators. Now the bad news. You're going to be the sacrifice before Jupiter.

  • @Wilhelm369
    @Wilhelm369 Před 5 lety +2

    Easily my favourite channel on youtube! I really love your videos, the style, the music, the design and especially the information! It's all perfect!

  • @aspenlovelock8115
    @aspenlovelock8115 Před 4 lety +24

    I loved the part where I was so engaged that I had to be reminded I just witnessed a mass murder in the name of a god I don’t believe in.

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV Před 5 lety +62

    Every upload makes my day

  • @sbfcapnj
    @sbfcapnj Před 5 lety +41

    Theology grad student here. These videos are so, so useful in helping me imagine the cultural topography that the ancient church would have faced in their day to day decision making. Seeing all of these rich details makes it much easier for me to imagine just what exactly the Pauline church was trying to compete with and criticize in their formation of a political life. Thank you for making these videos. They are an absolute treasure.
    The Arch of Titus really strikes quite a dissonant, oppressive chord if you’re a first century Jew who knows what’s involved in a triumph...what villainy.

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 Před měsícem

      The fact that there were no triumphs centuries before the Edict of Milan doesn't surprise me

  • @alexfeinstein3440
    @alexfeinstein3440 Před 5 lety +1

    Thank you so much for listing your sources! Other channels don't do this and it makes it really hard to cite them in research. Thank you!

  • @Sockem1223
    @Sockem1223 Před 5 lety +2

    Your videos are the only ones I actually go back and rewatch a few times. Quality stuff.

  • @chevysuarez7306
    @chevysuarez7306 Před 5 lety +29

    15: 21 *Not Pictured
    But we already have the picture in our head - Rome season 1 ep 10 -

  • @juliuslapi7108
    @juliuslapi7108 Před 5 lety +117

    7:40 purple was the color of royalty becouse it was super expensive

    • @lmonk9517
      @lmonk9517 Před 5 lety +12

      Also because the type of dye used also didn't fade with age, in fact it was reputed to become brighter with sunlight.

    • @grimsong2237
      @grimsong2237 Před 5 lety +2

      @@lmonk9517
      Never heard about the fading part and sunlight. Something cool to research now. 👍

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe Před 5 lety +3

      @@lmonk9517 I think that's because it was made with this weird kind of dye that was made from some kind of shelled creature. I can't remember if it was snails or mollusks or clams or something else, but it must have been found first in Tyre, because it got known as Tyrian Purple.

    • @justindie7543
      @justindie7543 Před 5 lety +6

      google is your friend, the dye was made from the mucous glands of predatory sea snails in the Mediterranean "twelve thousand snails of Murex brandaris yield no more than 1.4 g of pure dye, enough to colour only the trim of a single garment."

    • @Lucas-po6mn
      @Lucas-po6mn Před 5 lety +2

      @@justindie7543 exactly so this made full purple attire extremely expensive, (we are talking about over a million us $ here)

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Před 4 lety +6

    "Giraffes and elephants are objectively the weirdest animals"
    i didnt expect it to get so real in here

  • @MisterBrickFilms
    @MisterBrickFilms Před 5 lety +11

    While your commentary on the slave bearing the laurel wreath is pitch-perfect, the pictures of reliefs you showed clearly depict Victories crowning the triumphator rather than slaves.
    Other than that, wonderful work on this 20 min-long video, as always :)

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian Před 5 lety +393

    Fastest click in the west.

  • @exoterminator
    @exoterminator Před 5 lety +51

    Who wouldn't want a Triumph after finding a unicorn?

  • @devinsamuel3612
    @devinsamuel3612 Před 5 lety +11

    I can definitely see the execution portion being derived from a much older human sacrifice tradition, possibly thanking Jupiter (or maybe his Etruscan equivalent?) for good luck during the war. And as human sacrifice became less popular, the tradition was rebranded as part of a larger celebration.

  • @emanuel2cool1
    @emanuel2cool1 Před 5 lety +2

    Dude! What an absolutely amazing vid! I had no idea I was even interested in this part of Roman history. Very articulate and basic but very affective graphics. Subbed!

  • @calebsmith7633
    @calebsmith7633 Před 5 lety +39

    You make being a Patreon an easy choice. Thanks for you videos over the years, they impact further than you think

  • @alexbeedle3074
    @alexbeedle3074 Před 5 lety +4

    The fact that triumphs happened less and less during the empire only makes Belusarius's triumph in the 540s extra badass

  • @ryang7219
    @ryang7219 Před 2 lety +2

    Been binge watching this channel last couple of days, frekin love it! Great content I hope this guy keeps it up 👍

  • @ilkku239
    @ilkku239 Před 3 lety +4

    7:36 the thing that the triumphator's toga was all dyed in Tyrian purpple just for the Triumph must have been astronomical money buring! By mass, that dye literally costed thrice the price of pure gold.
    No wonder the dye was also called Royal pupple.

  • @Cyanscape
    @Cyanscape Před 5 lety +3

    I cant express how much I appreciate this channel. I watched your video on the battle of Carrhae and it blew my mind, it led me on into a rabbit hole into the history of the Roman Empire/Republic; it led me to read the Life of Crassus, and a book on the Parthian Empire. I've never been interested in history and reading things like The History of Rome by Livy would have been unheard of for me to do, but I'm currently doing it all because of that single video. Of all the audio books, biographys, and documentaries I've watched so far on this crazy journey you're responsible for, no one has covered Crassus's Triumph as gripping as you have. Thank you for all the amazing videos. :)

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs Před 5 lety +35

    Did any generals ever include animals that weren't in the territory they'd conquered, like giraffes and elefants, just to make their triumph seem more important and flashy? Like, I can imagine Caesar and other generals who conquered parts of Gaul and Europe had relatively little in the way of cool animals to show for it. Maybe they wanna throw some stuff in their to not seem boring.

    • @michaelgamba7674
      @michaelgamba7674 Před 5 lety +21

      i guess that if you bring in some huge wild boars, bulls, wolves, maybe bears from Gaul, the crowd would still be amazed.

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 Před 5 lety +6

      back then, there was way more dangerous wildlife, like the Bos taurus primigenius etc., i think you could find enough stuff. but i'm sure it had been done

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 Před 5 lety +4

      Caesar had 4 triumphs back to back, Gallic, Egypt, Pontic and and Africa (notice no triumph over defeating Pompey since it was a civil war, with Africa king Juba had been the ally of Pompeians so that was used as an excuse). So he had changes of showing of all exotic animals.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 Před 5 lety +17

      IIRC the Romans got hold of a polar bear once. I have no idea who caught it and sold it to Rome (probably a lot of internal deals)

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran Před 4 lety +7

      @@bkjeong4302 Apparently you weren't joking. How in the hell they managed to get a hold of one of those must be a long story in of itself.

  • @rasplez9889
    @rasplez9889 Před 5 lety +13

    Always annoyed me in strategy games like total war that the pomerium is never mentioned and armies can enter Rome to their hearts content. I think gladiator mentioned it briefly when maximus's legion would have been a declaration of war to enter the city and the only soldiers allowed were the emperor's Praetoria and citizen militia.
    I'd be surprised if the upcoming paradox game "Imperator: Rome" even mentions it. It's why I liked the original Rome TW, because Rome was its own faction and you were just a family in charge of territory outside its borders.

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum Před 4 lety +1

      One death is a tragedy a thousand is just balancing the books with Jupiter.

  • @nicegan8902
    @nicegan8902 Před rokem +2

    Similar to the tradition of military units being granted "freedom of the city" in Commonwealth countries today.
    I saw one of those parades here in Adelaide, Australia a few years ago where the local Battalion matched down the main street beating drums with bayonettes out. In front of the town hall a police officer symbolically stopped them and asked what they were doing. A soldier presented him with a document stating that they were given the freedom of the city and the police officer stood aside and the parade continued.

  • @Stefinn44
    @Stefinn44 Před 5 lety +69

    I'd thought Belasarius received a triumph from Justinian?? so were there any other post-republic late roman triumphs

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 5 lety +67

      Well, the triumphs were still a thing, but very often, the Emperor, as head of the senate denies the right to generals to triumph and said that he won, even if he didn't fought. So it became a thing reserved to emperors and the generals have some less important rewards.
      Belasarius is an exception, Justinian let him triumph (and changed things in the triumph as it's not more in Rome and the Romans had become christians ^^). It's the last triumph of the Roman Empire.

    • @pete9320
      @pete9320 Před 5 lety +1

      Very few (if none; maybe Agrippa?) non-emperors/imperial-family received a triumph after the establishment of the empire.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 5 lety +30

      @@pete9320 I found that Agrippa was given three triumphs, but he declined the three, not fool, he knew that he souldn't made shadow to Augustus if he wanted to survive ^^

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Před 5 lety +11

      IIRC, most post-Republic triumphs (Belisarius excluded) were given for members of the Imperial family.

    • @papageitaucher618
      @papageitaucher618 Před 5 lety +1

      There even were triumphs in byzantian times

  • @hellothere4858
    @hellothere4858 Před 5 lety +26

    So they found human sacrifices horrible when the gauls did it. But mass ceremonial murder is a ok, I guess its the mass part.

    • @fartballs7094
      @fartballs7094 Před 5 lety +4

      The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million a statistic. - Stalin (I think)

    • @lewistaylor2858
      @lewistaylor2858 Před 4 lety

      what would you say about the murder of criminals with members of the public watching on? as many modern states have this, including the US. After all, the Romans would consider their captured enemies to be criminals, we were certainly more than happy to execute defeated Germans and Japanese after ww2, is that not "mass ceremonial murder". The Gauls or other groups killed to appease the gods- the Romans did not.

  • @elliotking3318
    @elliotking3318 Před 5 lety

    Fantastic video once again. Your music is so unique, and the way you construct your videos is just awesome. Thank you once again for your great content.

  • @blacktee31
    @blacktee31 Před 5 lety +1

    Always a pleasure to watch, so many battles I’d like to understand better that I have yet to see

  • @ttrreebboorr22000066
    @ttrreebboorr22000066 Před 5 lety +3

    Once Again a brilliant video! Thank you for your work!

  • @XavianBrightly
    @XavianBrightly Před 5 lety +16

    5:41 was that... a unicorn?

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale Před 5 lety +2

    Dude I absolutely love your videos. I nevered cared much for ancient rome until I discovered this channel a few months ago, starting with your His Year series. I ended up rewatching everything everything on rome in the chronological order playlist. Please tell me you’re planning to continue the story of the last century bc! At least until Augustus.

  • @elmunus1
    @elmunus1 Před 5 lety

    I'm always happy when these video's come out. I think its so cool how with such simple art you can make such an interesting video.

  • @JamesGaehring
    @JamesGaehring Před 5 lety +34

    can 0:56 be made into a t-shirt?

  • @JonnyRPW
    @JonnyRPW Před 5 lety +47

    Ah yes. The fabled rainbow Unicorn of Camino de Santiago. Quite the prize.

  • @MyschaCannon
    @MyschaCannon Před 5 lety +2

    Loving the channel so far. I would suggest naming the videos (maybe number them?) in a way that makes it easy to see what goes after what. I.e. all the Caesar videos could be ordered in a specific way that makes them easier to watch in the "correct" (so to speak) order. Keep up the good work!

  • @zbou23
    @zbou23 Před 2 měsíci

    The last two sentences of this video are the most succinct and insightful summary of Roman politics and the greater implications as to the power dynamic that leads totalitarianism I have ever heard. Kudos.

  • @TheBloodsuger150
    @TheBloodsuger150 Před 4 lety +9

    5:34 “they are objectively the weirdest animals” 😂😂 how to start an argument on the Internet.

  • @themightyavenger1023
    @themightyavenger1023 Před 5 lety +9

    10:49 I didn’t know the Romans invented modern rap

  • @EpicAOEsRealm
    @EpicAOEsRealm Před 5 lety

    Excellent work as always.Thanks for putting so much effort into your videos!

  • @joni2380
    @joni2380 Před 5 lety

    The pomerian episode and this one are by far the most interesting CZcams videos I've ever seen. Fantastic work!

  • @TheMagicmagic290
    @TheMagicmagic290 Před 5 lety +3

    Your videos are my favorite thing on CZcams

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 Před 5 lety +4

    He uploaded - Today, we all Triumph!

  • @cmcmahon331
    @cmcmahon331 Před 5 lety

    Incredible. Keep doing your thing man. Some of the best videos on CZcams

  • @somenamestaken7376
    @somenamestaken7376 Před 5 lety

    You know, it makes my day when I see you have a new video.

  • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
    @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Před 5 lety +5

    Ahhh so this explains that scene in HBOs Rome when Caesar enters the city wearing a Red Jupiter face in front of everyone. Makes sense

  • @QUADD4000
    @QUADD4000 Před 5 lety +3

    I really hope all the videos about ceaser keep coming until his assassination, and then it leads into Antony, Octavian, Lepidus and the rest

  • @vincentandrew4717
    @vincentandrew4717 Před 5 lety

    keep that FIRE content coming, we out here tryna stay warm this winter!!

  • @iadros10
    @iadros10 Před 5 lety

    Loved this one so much. Thank you for your work!

  • @solomonlam3157
    @solomonlam3157 Před 5 lety +4

    40 seconds and already hundreds of views. This video was long overdue but it was worth the wait!

  • @juzao1000
    @juzao1000 Před 5 lety +24

    So Christmas came early this year

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude Před 5 lety +13

      juzao1000 You mean, Saturnalia?

    • @maaaku
      @maaaku Před 5 lety

      @@DylanDude Oh you mean the religion showned in the video that kills people for Gods?

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude Před 5 lety +1

      PaMaK Yes. What’s your point? I wasn’t endorsing it.

    • @juzao1000
      @juzao1000 Před 5 lety +1

      @@maaaku you must be fun at parties

    • @juzao1000
      @juzao1000 Před 5 lety

      @@DylanDude Io Saturnalia!!!

  • @fher_id
    @fher_id Před rokem

    This channel is absolute a gem!

  • @patriotprilep
    @patriotprilep Před 5 lety

    I'm literally giddy about this episode. PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE!!!!