Awesome Auger (distorted, full length)

[@muppetsandpvzfan]

FIRE A LASER!

[@BilllyMayesHaze]

Thank you Billy, you've been very helpful even from the grave. RIP 2024

[@Caliowan]

Jesus Christ I miss this man

[@KimmyAlburo3287]

Oh Jesus Christ, We Really Miss the Pitch Guy, Billy mays! r.i.p

[@lightsaberlordp373]

Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here for the Awesome Auger, the world's most efficient and powerful yard tool you'll ever use!!!
Fry: Shut up and take my money!

[@avinchanderdat5236]

In this day and age this would be the deal of a life time

[@DyrianLightbringer]

I love how every demonstration of the awesome auger is in loose material. Even the supposed "rock hard clay" isn't packed very well. Also, what's the difference between the awesome auger and the weed aug? They look the same to me.

[@jamlym4974]

I'm genuinely interested in the stuff he advertises.

[@Propane_Acccessories]

The hercules hooks are actually really nice to have around

[@pr00bing]

I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats!

[@siechamontillado]

According to DougDoug, this is perfect for hiding a dead body.

[@felinelamp2551]

All is

[@Dr.Freeman...]

burying the body, or vaporise the body

[@DawsonsMemes]

Not recommended for under 3s