Former repair agent here, you’d be surprised by the amount of times people bring in disgusting unforgivable devices in for repair. Jizz, Feces, Roaches, Blood. You name it.
I also have a Lenovo Ideapad with a Intel core 7 from 2016. Lasted me through university and work. Works as well as the day I got it, fast and light. Only caveat is that I slipped on ice and turtled on my backpack, so the screen on this model is so thin that the connection cables with the camera were "broken". I bought a HP camera, cost less than repairs here in Sweden 😅
@@lilium9361One key broke down when I tried to lift it to clean the keyboard. Still running fine otherwise. Boot time to Ubuntu 7s when I replaced the DVD drive with an SSD, nice fast BIOS and thinkpads are almost toughbooks otherwise.
I've got two Goldens and a cat. I have to open up my PC tower every few months to clean it and it never ceases to disgust me how quickly it gets filthy in there.
@@SalemTechsperts I don't care if -you- *_t H e G r E a T e S t T e C h N i C h I a N t H a T ' s E v E r L i V e D_* uses my Auntie's toothbrush, that's a her problem. and I only wrote this comment to find an excuse to say *_t H e G r E a T e S t T e C h N i C i A n T h A t ' S e V e R l i V e D_*
@@g4gamerby427No, you didn't get it. yoga is an Indian thing and since the laptop's name is lenovo "yoga", that's why he said namaste as a greeting to the us after cleaning the "yoga" laptop...
Seriously? I've owned a lot of notebooks and also neglected a lot of them but not one came even close to that amount of filth. What are those students doing to their notebooks? Are they commuting to college through barns and sewers by skating and sliding on their notebooks?
The sudden 'your little brother' got me hard. It got me cackling for a moment. Thanks for somehow making my day while making this laptop's owner's day Mr. Greatest Technician that's ever lived.
how to discover new diseases (full guide)
step 1: open a computer repair shop
Instructions unclear:- I'm now immune to everything and became immortal
@@Atuleshpandey1605 idk bout you but I have every disease known to man now
@@SpaceVultureV you should have bought that tungsten cube 😂
LOL
@@THISisdefinetlylame no screw that. I'm not about to discover a new disease
"This laptops might look normal to you, but for those of us that take showers..."
💀
I don't wanna be that guy, but I'm gonna be that guy, 2.3k likes and no comments, lemme fix that!
@@Death_Beastsigh…
Then DON’T be that guy
@@Walnut456 But he's got to be that guy
Well, at least he specified for the people that take showers..? 😅
Thanks for reminding me that he said that
"Neither pubes, nor dust, nor *skeet* , nor hair"
Got me dying bro
Former repair agent here, you’d be surprised by the amount of times people bring in disgusting unforgivable devices in for repair. Jizz, Feces, Roaches, Blood. You name it.
Stops my repair🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Namaste" at the end killed me 🤣🤣🤣
why
Why?
Battery replacement: 19.99
Cleaning supplies: 79.99
Medical Bills: $69,420
"My PC dont like my GPU it only uses Integrated graphics"
MFs with AMD Ryzen: 🙂
MFs with Intel Core:💀
MFs with No integrated Graphics: ☠️🗿⚰️
I don't have Integrated graphics honestly , BC I don't need it 🤷
where did the 0.02 go?
@NPC_005 currently gaming with only a ryzen 5 7600x integrated graphics, waiting on my gpu to come 😂
I felt my lungs deteriorating when I saw the components
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
The greatest technician that ever lived💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Or should I said gayest..😇😈 (joking)
Omg so this is actually a thing
💀💀💀 chain
"swamp gooch" had me choking on my drink. Incredible
As a repair technician, I feel this video on a personal level lol. We love to play the ole "Guess the substance" game on laptops haha
The only thing dirtier than that laptop is the owners search history 💀
Pretty sure it had the same fate as the laptop
True tho
😂
With all that fur in the fans? Yeah, I probably don't want to know that guy's search history.
he has a guinea pig@@justachannel8600
Customer: "Hey where's all my lint, hair, dust, and fur?!"
and the mud on the body?! i was preserving it!
Bruh 🤣🤣
"you've destroyed the patina!"
Gone, reduced to atoms.
Gone 😂😂
The "Nameste " at the last touched my heart. ❤❤
Bro he trolled indians with that namaste
The namaste was the best 💯 😂😂😂😂
i didnt get it
@@GamerExpect_2.0 He said namaste in the last
@@deroken_deep7953 ik but what so best about namaste
@@deroken_deep7953 the literary saying that indian dont take showers
@@GamerExpect_2.0 his costomer is most likely Indian and he said namaste in mockingly and humorous way
"Guinea-pig to your little brother"
Took me out.
Lmao me too
Namaste from India
Same brother it caught me off guard
my brother was screaming in the background as he said it, timing could not have been more perfect
Well younger siblings being animals could not be anymore accurate
Honestly this inspires massive confidence in Lenovos product. To have that much clogging it up and it still running is incredible.
I still use my Lenovo yoga I got in 2016 as my only PC. It got me through high school and college.
i had an old brick of a lenovo laptop that reached about 15 years old before it finally kicked the bucket and stopped running completely lol
I also have a Lenovo Ideapad with a Intel core 7 from 2016. Lasted me through university and work. Works as well as the day I got it, fast and light.
Only caveat is that I slipped on ice and turtled on my backpack, so the screen on this model is so thin that the connection cables with the camera were "broken". I bought a HP camera, cost less than repairs here in Sweden 😅
@@lilium9361One key broke down when I tried to lift it to clean the keyboard. Still running fine otherwise. Boot time to Ubuntu 7s when I replaced the DVD drive with an SSD, nice fast BIOS and thinkpads are almost toughbooks otherwise.
Lenovo is my go-to recommendation for sleek, affordable, performant laptops. They usually have the best bang for the buck
My laughter turned into intense coughing after that “Noah’s Ark of Pubes” 🤣🤣
That One piece beanie is 🔥
I like how they gave in this absolute monstrosity and said "I-It just needs a new battery 🥺👉👈"
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😭😭😭
"you can also clean it off... only if you want to 🥺👉👈"
I can imagine that he did everything but the battery
monstrosity is an understatement
To be fair yoga can be a bitch to repair.
"Namaste 🙏🏼" to the greatest technician that's ever lived
Hahaha fr 😂
Nah it's "NAMASTE 🙏🏽"
From me too
Namagofuckyourself
(This is a joke, it's just a Gta 5 Reference)
Bahut sahi
His way with words is crazy😂
"My customer has many animals ranging from a guinea pig to your little brother" is wild as hell
My mom’s toothbrush wasn’t enough, now you have to go after the rest of my family?!
yes
dang only 15 likes
Nahhh
@@SalemTechsperts💀
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 😭
If you want to clean your laptop but don't have time, just send your laptop to this man with a note " W key is not working" 😂
👏 How much it will cost to sent in from Bangladesh.
@@mjaTanim It's probably cheaper and faster to get a repair within the country or buy a new device than risk international shipping.
@@mjaTanim ain that cost you can buy new one 😅
Service shop states, it wasn't working because there was a whole zoo stuck under it, it's now working fine, here is your deep cleaned computer.
wt abt pakistan@@mjaTanim
you have no idea how much I enjoy those videos 😂
I had the volume turned off and on the first shot I thought it was a yoga mat with a marble look.
that 'namaste' melted my heart
Now I'm a go Fcuk myself
🤢🤮🤢🙏
Right brother ❤
your heart is not liquid right now lil bro
The video was: 😁 → 🫣🤨😵💫🤬 → 👽🤮🤢 → 🪥🧼🧹 → 🗿✨🙏
As someone who has 2 extremely fluffy cats and a husky I'm terrified of what the inside of my laptop would look like
same
poor little laptop :´c
I've got two Goldens and a cat. I have to open up my PC tower every few months to clean it and it never ceases to disgust me how quickly it gets filthy in there.
I actually don't like your profile picture too much
The case for my computer is under my desk and when I forget to clean it it out regularly...holy hell.
the people who 'fixed' my phone ended up melting my sim card and not replacing it. im glad to see that not every place is like that.
who let bro cook with that quote 😭😭
why does he roasts the hell out of us in this shorts videos, but he's so chill in his long form videos
I reward the loyal ones by showing my true colors in my long-form videos
@@SalemTechsperts I'm here just for the roast
@@SalemTechsperts I don't care if -you- *_t H e G r E a T e S t T e C h N i C h I a N t H a T ' s E v E r L i V e D_* uses my Auntie's toothbrush, that's a her problem.
and I only wrote this comment to find an excuse to say *_t H e G r E a T e S t T e C h N i C i A n T h A t ' S e V e R l i V e D_*
He's trying to keep us away from shorts!
Pubes @@SalemTechsperts
Last Namaste was epic 😂😂❤❤
Yea
नमस्ते
*Friends I did 8 one arm pull ups, please support me*
No
*Friends I did 20 one arm pull ups, please support me*
Liked for the jokes, subbed for the One Piece beanie.
So good to see someone going above and beyond the line of duty. Also love the one piece beanie
That namaste had me💀😂
He was trolling indians 😂
Fabien from Gta 5 🤣 ( kinda strange guy )
@@g4gamerby427No, you didn't get it. yoga is an Indian thing and since the laptop's name is lenovo "yoga", that's why he said namaste as a greeting to the us after cleaning the "yoga" laptop...
@@moushumi_chakraborty667 he said for those of us who take shower in America there is a stereotype that indians stink and they don't take shower
Jai hind
I feel like Lupe gets constant damage every time he's near you. Can't truly handle the greatest technician thats ever lived style
Oh boy you’re going to love the next video 😂
@@SalemTechspertscan you repair a Asus rog ally c type port?
Where do I contact to schedule
@@moonchild1035 what
We. Need. More. Lupe. Content.
that fucking namaste killed me
This is the type of service that deserves a tip. Just in case you weren't told... "Thank you"
The namaste at the end got me 💀
Same here
😁
This is incredibly common with college student laptops and is a big reason I stopped repairing them. Juice isn’t worth the squeeze.
Seriously? I've owned a lot of notebooks and also neglected a lot of them but not one came even close to that amount of filth.
What are those students doing to their notebooks?
Are they commuting to college through barns and sewers by skating and sliding on their notebooks?
@@Draghful Bro like 3 different people I have seen leave like grease marks on the toilet u understand college students, some of them r gross
@@awesomeflippergamer grease marks on the toilet 😭🤮
@@awesomeflippergamerthat’s what we in the industry call swamp ass
@awesomeflippergamer I'm sorry... "grease marks"? From their buttcheeks? What the fuck?
The Customer : "I told you to change the battery only, those animals are my Pets and I'm Building an Ecosystem in my Laptop, I WANT A REFUND"
The 'namaste' at the end was wild 💀👍
As a Lenovo repair technician I feel this on a spiritual level
"and burning everything it touched" had me laughing on the floor
Why is this the funniest thing ive seen in the past four hours?
Man really said namaste(hello) while ending the video 💀.
It can be used as a hello greeting and even as a goodbye, so you might say Namaste upon meeting someone, or before parting ways.
@brosplit or simply expressing gratitude
Wait I don have a little brother…
Him: you’ll see in nine months
💀
At this point dude's shop is a biological weapon
The way he said auntie sounded like a perfect Indian accent 😂😂
That namaste in the end was awesome 👍😎
Namaste Best Indian thing you ever do😭❤️
Bro u here too Mann ❤
Razer
North Indian to be precise .
In South India and Maharashtra, we say Namaskar or Namaskaram .
@@ObsidianSpearheadAll does mean same 🤷 and in north india too it differs by language and state. 😒
@@AnUchiha Zoro is smarter than Sanji , One piece isn't real , Uchiha aren't the coolest . Does this trigger you ?
" burning everything it touched " had me dead😅
He meant to say that laptop was chamaar 😂
"this might look normal to me" wow way to call me out like that
"swamp gooch" lives in my head rent free,
"Namaste" at last was great ❤
Hey sweetheart
Simp @@sakshamkumar2154spotted, I repeat simp spotted
Namaste To *The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived* From India ❤❤
❤❤
"Raging from a guinny pig to your little brother" HE ISNT EVEN BORN YET GIVE HIM A BREAK
LMAO love the motto keep up being the Greatest Tech that ever lived”
*”For those of us who take showers”*
- I’ll see myself out.
He’s gone through all our moms, now the Auntie railings begin 😢
Damn he is gonna father an entire generation
The greatest generation that's ever lived....@@Redwan777
Me: idk, it has been years since my aunt brushed her nonexistent teeth and now I know why 😂
Ayo?
"He has many animals ranging from a Guinea pig to your brother" got me😂🤣 (Cuz he described my brother in just one line)
Step 1: Open a computer repair shop to discover new diseases.
Last Namaste was epic. "Neither pubes, nor dust, nor skeet, nor hair" had me dying.
Damn no comments
stolen comment
you stole three comments and combined them into one..thief.
@@AlternateUniverseBot sad part is that this guy is popular and has an entire virtual army with him so we can't do anything about it
The “namaste” nailed it! Do it more often 😂❤
"your little brother" 💀
Yeah that was totally unexpected and true 😂
😂😂😂
This laptop's owner is definitely a follower of Nurgle
SO WILL NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THAT HELPING DUDE IN FNAF IN THE START OF LITTERALLY EVERY MINIGAME.
Greatest technician that ever lived 😂
Technoblade
@@amongusking3981 That is the greatest legend that ever lived, not the greatest technician.
Bro really said Namaste in the end 💀💀
Kyu isme kya galat hai?
Namaste is supposed to be said first as it is like a Hello @@mistercool8376
It's a Yoga 😂
Closest namaste pronounciation you'll ever hear in the West. Nicely done.
Customer: Wow I don't know what you did but now it runs like new! Even when I don't have it plugged in!
It was the SWAMP GOOCH bag that killed me😂😂😂💀
As an indian that Namaste caught me off guard 😂❤
Namaste to you too ❤
Swamp Gooch is hands down the funniest combination of words I've ever heard in my life.
Bro i thought that laptop was marble texture 💀
"Ranging from a guinea pig to your little brother" Yes, can relate
I don’t see the difference?
I Liked for the namaste in the end 😊
Same
Same 🙂
you sir just earned a sub because of some amazing work and humor as well.😂😂
That Namaste got me 😂😂😂 shocked 😂❤
Swamp gooch collection weighs 3 tons now since this video was made.
I take a shower (sometimes)
Are you sure 🧐😅
@@godwinojeiwa nope
(optional)
"oh that's a cool slate design style skin for that laptop"
"Nevermind it's just actual solidified grime".
"The greatest technician that's ever lived"
The way u say this line is very funny😂😂
Poor Lupe, i hope he's alright
A few broken ribs and a broken third leg is nothing for ol' Lupe the Wolf!
@@SalemTechsperts 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The greatest cleaner thats ever lived
Gg
It's almost like giving change to a beggar
What currency is that? o.O
😂
@@itsTyrion I thought it looked like Hebrew, searched Israeli currency, and came up with the Israeli New Shekel. Same symbol.
Bro saying "namaste" ( hello) at the end😂😂
The sudden 'your little brother' got me hard. It got me cackling for a moment. Thanks for somehow making my day while making this laptop's owner's day Mr. Greatest Technician that's ever lived.
I'm so glad Lupe is okay. Stay safe, Lupe!
bro was living in a desert💀
That namaste made me crack up hard
The Mechanicus discovering a new piece of archeotech:
Namaste bro 🙏 (love from India🇮🇳)
We need technicians like you in India❤
need an entire hazmat suit to fix that shit
That namaste win my heart bro
i would actually be so grateful even if you did charge me for the cleaning. that shit turned out so good.
"The customer said it needs a new battery, and now I need a tetanus shot." 😆
* *Namaste* *Bro knows what he is doing 💀
"So many animals ranging from a guiena pig to your little brother" 💀
"A Noah's ark of pubes" is NOT a phrase I was expecting to hear today 😂
“And burning everything it touched” that includes your lungs, your shop, and my aunts toothbrush 😂
That namaste got me in Indian mode 😂
bruh, im the youngest why did you roast me like that
The person who brought that in turned into a legend and doesn't even know it.