The Dirtiest Computers That Ever Lived Compilation
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
- A compilation of the dirtiest, dustiest, most swamp gooch infested computers that I've ever had the pleasure of working on in my computer repair shop. Enjoy!
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"neither pubes nor dust, nor skeet nor hair shall keep the greatest technician that's ever lived from doing repair"
-The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived
YOU HAVE MY PROFILE PICTURE WTF
@@DewyDawg technically, I own this art sooo you stole my pfp
GOODNESS
@@DoomMarine64Blud I just went to google and searched up Doomslayer art
@@DewyDawg I literally made that art and released it on social media BLUD
The Greatest Advocate of Computer Hygiene That's Ever Lived
The greatest laptop that's ever lived
Up you go
hey that's offending
Yes
I don't even care about computer stuff anymore. I just come for the vibes and humor.
Same tbh
*you mean "pubes and tumour" because that's all he gets after handling those biohazard laptops
@@SalemTechspertsSo you like your own humour sense? But you know what, self loving is the best thing one can do. ☺️☺️
@@SalemTechspertsBro, your voice is awesome af, don't know if that's your actual voice or you're using some sort of voice synthesizer but I could listen to you all day.
@@SalemTechsperts your videos are very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That battery needed a new computer
And a new owner.
😂😂😂
The fact that people have their computers in these conditions...you will never be out of a job.
But he will run out of filters for the gas mask he needs to use.
No chance to RETIRE even If u will be over89 years of age...
Right, I personally, open up my laptop and ps4 every once a while to clean and keep them running smooth, is an easy thing to do, idk how people let their electronics get to this level of nasty
Yeah, also many laptops have boards that are difficult to clean properly.
@@Kazuma1478 the average Joe can't and don't have the balls to do it
As an IT Student I thought I was going to watch The Greatest Technician that ever lived doing his magic... turns out it was a horror show of the Lint pube monster.
"Killing Lupe in the process" It's the most funny moment i ever seen.
I wish he lived to read this comment
@@SalemTechspertshe got put on a t shirt
I was so insulted by the toothbrush cobweb joke I paused the video and brushed my teeth.
My videos are the best motivation for computer and self hygiene
Andy is gonna be the next patient zero breathing in all that swamp gooch.
How do you think I got my skills?
@@SalemTechspertsby massaging with your tiny raccoon like fingers
how long is the incubation time?@@SalemTechsperts
@@SalemTechspertsCompute-pube induced transformation, so now you are a hero called spid-, excuse me, "computer-pube-man"!
The hero origin story of the greatest technician that's ever lived. Was once bitten by a radioactive contaminated laptop from a nuclear power plant. How do you think he got those tiny racoon like fingers? Also he's immune to swamp gooch for life now. lol
Someone call Marvel for a new blockbuster!
Wow, this dude's shop should be a biohazard with these computers.
I worked in a computer shop and I have seen cockroaches living inside the case, still alive
The word of the year goes to "Macbookkaked"
That computer needs a shave goddamn
They grow up so fast 🥹
Man he truly is “The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived” I’ve shown his channel to all my friends, even the ones who don’t like tech and they find you hilarious. Keep on making great content we love your channel!
When the dog has to move from living in your laptop, to living in the walls 💀
I really love how every short has its own theme. From Malboro to Alien Spaceship. Keep the creativity up !
Salem Techsperts: Roasting you, you're hygiene, your computer's hygiene, you're computer's manufacturer, your extended family, and your taste in cars since 1296.
“This Lenovo yoga” and it looks like the user did yoga on the laptop💀
I've already watched most (if not all) of these shorts, but they were still as funny and entertaining as they were the first time. Truly the Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived.
Every laptop deserves an owner but not every owner deserves a laptop
computers get filled with dust so often it's surprising when you see a repair without cleaning needed
"use your laptop on a bed and your GPU will soon be dead" had me laughing 😅😂
And of course, THE GREATEST TIMECODES THAT EVER LIVED:
0:28
2:01
2:31
4:07
5:35
6:41
7:14
Enjoy!
I found your channel from various Facebook short videos! Love your content and can totally relate!
That "Killing Lupe in the process" always make me laugh
“No Lupes were harmed in the making of this video”
@@guaiqueritech lol
You're laughing. Lupe's dead, and you're laughing!
Having watched all of these in shorts and now still able to watch this all over again without skipping a sec. My life is The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived's now
❤️
Bro 845k subs .
I remeber watching your shorts when it was 57k
Man can't wait for 1 million crazy stuff
Wont lie youre so entertaining to watch and ur stuff is actually useful too!! Definitely cant wait for more vids :p
Preemptively congratulating you on 1M now, you deserve it dude :)
"the customer mentioned they had a dog. they did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" lol
Amazing compilation,thank you!
I've seen these all and now I'm gonna watch em again. My life is rich and full of color.
*The greatest technician that's ever lived* makes my day, Salem.
Man I love your content you’re awesome
Truly greatest computer janitorial expert that’s ever lived
The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived has dusted out more alien spaceships from the planet of Lint than anyone has ever found proof of living Aliens
After my first tower tanked because it was small, compact and completely opaque- I have only bought massive cases with clear sides going forward. I like to see the accumulation of gooch.
I love the videos. You're an inspiration.
That was disgusting. You sir have earned a subscription
"They did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" 💀
been waiting for my free weekly roast thank you The greatest technician that’s ever lived
Yall americans need a federal funded nation-wide seminar on pc cleanliness. My pc doesnt have 1/100th of this hair and i have a cat, dog, 2 betta and 17 goldfishes. Gat damn! Thank u TGTTEL!!!
Those 17 goldfishes really do be a large cleaning factor
@@smallbutdeadly931, who knows, where the water for the liquid cooling comes from?
@@halphantom2274 That sounds like an Art Deco cooling installation...
No hair. But what about some scales
Hey, Just wanted to say thanks for having an Amazon Affiliate store thing
as I've been trying to find a fucking half decent air duster.
I've been doing work on my own computers for a long while and have built
computers for others before, as mad as it may seem despite seeing the biohazards contained within
your videos they've gotten me to start working in my local area on computer repair.
Fixed up an Old Toshiba with a new 2.5" SSD and some more Ram, I miss how those old laptops
were built man. Removed Norton and other Bloatware that a "Previous repair man" had installed which
made me feel a lot less bad about my skills.
Also your Free advice link is funny, love it.
I actually might buy one of the listings there, considering the downright shady listings here locally.
"The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived" is the reason I subscribed for you :3
The greatest compilation maker that's ever lived
I have to give you kudos for having such a sense of humor whereas I would've been horrified. And I used to work in IT for years!
It’s how I deal with being burned out
The fact you left some stardust and space pewbs for the last guy is awesome
Your Videos Are the best 😂🔥🔥
Macbookkaked! That one just about floored me. Thanks for the laugh.
The Greatest Content Creator That's Ever Lived
Im proud to say I’ve watched all of these videos. Side note, why not use a vacuum to help clean out some of the ball dust?
I use a handheld vac for the removed heatsink if the gooch is loose enough, but if it's sticky and won't come off I need to take it outside and blow it out.
@@SalemTechspertswhere the EPA subsequently shows up
You know you made us happy with this
I love ur content man
I really love your videos please make long videos love from Pakistan
I am looking forward to my laptop having to be cleaned by a repairman in a few years. The poor guy is going to have to channel his inner "Greatest Technician That Has Ever Lived" to get out.
The Greatest Video Compilation That's Ever Been.
I love your jokes! great channel!!! keep it up!!
Thank you! Will do!
Idk why but this dude is so funny and the roasts are great
Wow this is actually crazy...I love my PC that I built and I literally hand clean the inside, and out once or twice a week when I'm bored
All hail the Greatest Technician That's ever lived!🙌🌟
Yes sir you have a new subscriber👍
Dude that last one. Good lord.
What benchmark temperature tracking software do you use? Id love to know what a professional uses so that I can get some accurate temperatures on my HP Pavillion 15 dk1000 series.
We may require more Compilations...
I recently clean Acer nitro 5 and your video help me to figure out why it is shut downing automatically
What software do you use for stress testing and the temp graph? Thanks!
What's the program used to bench cpu and see if it is causing thermal throttling?
Would be cool if i could get a reply but no big deal.
Any tip on how to open up a laptop with its own disc player? I wanna open up the back/bottom of my very old laptop that i dont use anymore to see if i can install an nvme cause i suspect the hard drive is what's actually slowing it down. Main prob is i dare not open it because it would not come off easy. I did unscrew everything but i wonder if the disc cartridge thing has anything to do with it being difficult. The shell started breaking a little already. It cant be some glue holding it together right?
Look for a teardown of whatever model you're trying to take apart.
ur too funny! LOL! but alas, these laptops that you work on, do need their moment to re-shine
Hey, what kind of pc does The Greatest Technician that’s Ever Lived recommend for someone who wants to get into pc gaming?
greetings! what program do you use to see temps? it'd be useful to me. thanks in advance
"My gloves haven't been this dusty since I was elbow deep in your- GRANDMA always told me"
I've never seen a cut this perfect
Sir. Just so you know. You singlehandedly made me want to clean my laptop for sole reason for it to *not* be on this compilation.
Then I got scared by a damn cable I have to disconnect to access the fans. Mission failed.
This video has truly shocked me!
watching this has made my lungs decide I've inhaled half a desert's worth of dust
System and hardware horrors hosted by "The greatest technician that's ever lived" with raccoon fingers
TINY Raccoon-like fingers.
"Oh God it won't let go" 😂
So, what gaming laptop and desktops would you recommend?
THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVED
THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT’S EVER LIVED 🗣️🔥
I've seen all of these twice now 😊
Thank you for your service
🫡
Fighting the ghost of emphysema’s past has me rolling
I just come for "The greatest technician that's ever lived" (and the content ofc but mostly that)
Your videos make me want to drive to your shop and drop off my laptop for a cleaning 😅
The GreAteSt techniCiAN tHat EvER love this guy😂😂😂
THE BMW SHOT IM DED IM DED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"yo wasabi, its upside down"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭
'from a guinea pig to your little brother' Bro is savage to little brothers💀💀💀💀
The best one is when he put back the lid of the PC, he put it upside down like me when screwing back my laptop and found that I put wrong screws all over the place. This is hilarious yet easily mistaken even on pros, we always doing that without realizing it 🤣🤣🤣
People who just leaves their devices like this says alot about their hygiene. ☠️💀
i love at your youtube channel ❤
The greatest Technician That's ever lived has the greatest Mini pc that's ever lived with the greatest GPU that's ever lived and knows how to clean the dirtiest Pc that's ever lived.
First Time Getting Heatt from a CZcamsr AND LOOK WHO GAVE ME 😊😊
I’ve cleaned dirtier, literally spiders nest/infestation with tobacco soot/dust everywhere with it being damp from the garage it was being stored in
Bro, idk if you'll read this. But I really really need your help atm.
My motherboard is MSI X570, riding and hanging on which is an AMD RYZEN 7 3700X and a MSI RTX 2070 Super, powered by Gigabyte 700W PSU.
I've been getting this issue where my PC would show the error USB OVERCURRENT DETECTED SYSTEM WILL SHUT IN 15 SEC.
What's weird is that this issue isn't permanent. If i remove all USB cables and try starting next day, it works fine. However, if I shut off or reboot the system, this error again pops off. I'm not a tech guy, but looks to me like if I keep the PC shut off for 6-7 hours and then try starting it starts, however, it will keep showing USB OVERCURRENT error and then again I'll have to wait for 6-7 hours after the error is shown.
I'm assuming maybe the PSU is faulty cuz if the MoBo had been broken, the issue would've been tad permanent and not temporary.
I've tried the following things-
1) Removing CMOS battery to reset BIOS.
2) REMOVED THE USB CABLES CONNECTING MOBO AND FRONT PANEL
3) NO SHORTED USB PORT FOUND.
4) NO BURNING SMELL DETECTED.
5) ALL CONNECTIONS ARE TIGHT AND PERFECT ON MOBO
6) NO BLOWN OR BURNT ICs, CAPACITORS SEEN
What do you recommend to someone just getting into computers and laptops and such, and them wanting to fix their own stuff
Better yet ware would you recommend someone learning to home repair to start.
"Mac Bookkaked"!!!! hahahaha🤣🤣🤣
computer technician here. if I open your machine and I get hit with a waft of cigarette or vape dust, you're getting an extra half hour of labour on the invoice.
stop smoking at your damn desks!
This could only be fixed by the greatest technician thats ever lived
Neither pubes nor dust or skeet nor hair shall keep the "GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED" from doing repair🫡
Thats our motto😌✊️
😌❤
Salem, had a question: I bought a Xbox elite controller and foolishly bought the warranty thinking they would repair it when it wore down but I was wrong, do you do controller repairs at all?
No sorry
@@SalemTechsperts damn, thanks anyways