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  • čas přidán 25. 03. 2021
  • Hot of the Mic -- Something a little darker, but you don't mind right? A very loyal and very royal lamia guard has caught you trying to steal the secrets of her people from the ruins... she should get rid of you... but this island is lonely, and she is due a plaything to coddle and have for company, yess?
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Komentáře • 136

  • @NeonNexusMatrix
    @NeonNexusMatrix Před 3 lety +99

    What the unfortunate guardsnake doesn't realise is that the scholar's superior will likely send some murder-hobo adventurers to find them.

    • @koppunch
      @koppunch Před 3 lety +3

      I wish they do. In fact this would affect greatly the diplomatics between the races.

    • @derekdrake8706
      @derekdrake8706 Před 2 lety +2

      If they're murder-hobos, there isn't going to be any Lamias left lol

  • @MrHiglesworth
    @MrHiglesworth Před 3 lety +126

    Look lady, I am here to deliver a pizza.I don't know who ordered it, but if you don't take it they gunna take 20 dollars out of my paycheck.

  • @TOUD_
    @TOUD_ Před 3 lety +77

    *“It’s all over lawbreaker, you’re under arrest!”*

  • @alceratops6853
    @alceratops6853 Před 3 lety +28

    The first 6 dislikes I see now came from a mouse, a rat, a frog, a lizard, a bird, and a fish.
    They each lost their loved one to snakes.

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 Před 3 lety +83

    I've read/watched enough Monster Musume to know where this is going.

    • @marz.6102
      @marz.6102 Před 3 lety +7

      Best ending

    • @ASMR_Junkie
      @ASMR_Junkie Před 3 lety +6

      My man. Miia best girl.

    • @marz.6102
      @marz.6102 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ASMR_Junkie only ending
      :,-)

    • @justmestillme2579
      @justmestillme2579 Před 3 lety +1

      To many hospital visits?

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber Před 3 lety +2

      And I know who animated it
      The minds behind Godzilla, unfortunately animated MM

  • @TG-zj5mp
    @TG-zj5mp Před 3 lety +23

    An amazing job as always Ms. Ren! The tone and inflections are perfect and her voice conveys both sultriness and danger! Thank you! You are a pleasure to work with!

  • @LeIouch.
    @LeIouch. Před 3 lety +33

    Never saw such a better thing in my life, lamia is dope

  • @koppunch
    @koppunch Před 3 lety +53

    *gets bitten* - what was that?
    +How are you still concious?
    -well... Lets just say 🙂🕶️🤏... Most of my blood is somewhere else 😎.

  • @Xituyr
    @Xituyr Před 3 lety +22

    Jokes on you the "thieving scholar" was just for show! I actually just wanted to be hugged. You fell for _my_ trap.

  • @FilthyVA
    @FilthyVA Před 3 lety +72

    * is captured by Lamia guard *
    I come in sssssearch of ssssssnake waifusssss... I sssssssee my misssssssion wassss a sssuccesssssssss~~~

  • @thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639

    I love it when you get in character

  • @abysmalyoink2671
    @abysmalyoink2671 Před 3 lety +5

    You would have much fewer intruders intruding into your sacred temple if they didnt have such a good time after they were caught.

  • @boogbirb495
    @boogbirb495 Před 3 lety +3

    Man her majesty’s royal guard coulda just body checked us outta the way and yelled a little but nooooooo

  • @sciguy7164
    @sciguy7164 Před 3 lety +7

    Not gonna lie been waiting for you to do a lamia themed video for so long

  • @Game-zz1lq
    @Game-zz1lq Před 3 lety +1

    I very much enjoyed this!! As far as lamia asmr’s this is one of the better ones out there. The script was simplistic but in a good way, making sure to keep all the fun auras that surround the concept of a seductive serpent woman. And the vocal delivery was very good, constantly teetering on whether this is a being to be feared by, mesmerized, empathized, or somewhere in between before being gently overpowered. Bravo all around.

  • @cleanserofnoobs4162
    @cleanserofnoobs4162 Před rokem +1

    Her: "Do. Not. Reach. For your knife, human."
    Me: "O-ok, take it easy, miss."
    Her: "Drop it on the ground!"
    Me: "I-I can't do that.
    Her: "Oh? You want to die, is that it?"
    Me: "No, I can't drop it because you told me not to reach for it."
    Her: 🤦‍♀️

  • @trullsengar9382
    @trullsengar9382 Před 3 lety +5

    Wow, this sounds so amazing. Being her plaything forever. ☺️

  • @FleshCavern
    @FleshCavern Před 3 lety +2

    Lamia: Humans are all the same
    Human: Ok I don't wanna play the race card but...

  • @Althecor
    @Althecor Před 3 lety +25

    A haiku about guards. Ahem:
    Ever vigilant
    They see even through shadow
    You cannot fool them

  • @plasmaowl5281
    @plasmaowl5281 Před 3 lety +1

    What sad, disturbing withdrawals the venom must have..

  • @wabalubadubdub7429
    @wabalubadubdub7429 Před 3 lety +1

    One of the best asmr experiences I have ever had! Amazing work! I will probably listen to this 20 times over the next week

  • @Holo.Shitter
    @Holo.Shitter Před 3 lety +5

    With my sneaky skills she won’t even see me

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo Před 3 lety +1

    Lamia guard: You are a thief, scavenger, and I plan to take you in.
    Me: But it's just a pair of rubbings.
    Lamia guard: You are taking things that humans cannot comprehend!
    Me: Again, it's just rubbings.
    Lamia guard: You are now MINE!
    Me: All this over some rubbings?
    (But yeah, I'm with the others, we need a part 2.)

  • @lightfangx6961
    @lightfangx6961 Před rokem +2

    Lady this place is crumbling and ruined. Im just trying to preserve the stuff inside by making copies. But hey if this is how you show gratitude ill be sure to keep it up.

  • @blackandgold978
    @blackandgold978 Před 3 lety

    Very dark, sensual, and hypnotic..... Thank you for posting this. The ending was foreboding and promising at the same time. There's nothing better than dark, sensual fantasy to relax to when you're seeking to unwind.

  • @toastyjr8618
    @toastyjr8618 Před 3 lety +3

    We need more lamia videos! The monster girl vibe is amazing

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 Před 3 lety +1

      That voice is amazing especially in the poison scene

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 Před 3 lety +8

    “Take a captive as a slave, a consort, or a plaything.”
    Hmmm... interesting. FLASHBANG
    *leaps out window*

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc Před 2 lety

    the single greatest encounter with a Lamia i've had the pleasure of having. that was amazing listen. new sub, i am ecstatic to go listen to more your work. her words melt my resistance as easily as her venom numbs my limbs.

  • @SladeTheHedgehog
    @SladeTheHedgehog Před 3 lety +1

    I love the Lamia species. There is just something about them that makes me grow an interest to them.

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 Před 3 lety +2

    "Tell me your name, plaything."
    ^A smug grin crosses his face, and he utters a single word to ensure his escape^ "Janemba."

    • @tbwsarge1707
      @tbwsarge1707 Před 3 lety

      the reference went over my head so could someone please explain it to me?

    • @treybrzezowski3259
      @treybrzezowski3259 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tbwsarge1707 Dragon Ball, Janemba was the main antagonist from one of the movies and the only thing he can say is his own name.

    • @tbwsarge1707
      @tbwsarge1707 Před 3 lety

      @@treybrzezowski3259 ah ok

  • @chumisntfum1614
    @chumisntfum1614 Před 3 lety +3

    Maybe being a thief isnt so bad

  • @dedalionarts6077
    @dedalionarts6077 Před 3 lety +7

    Well.... I m not shure what to think of this.
    On one way I can understand her disstaste for humans and her point of view. (Plus hitting a lamia while you are unarmed is just playing STUPID)
    But on the other hand if the "Poisening and turning others in to mindless slaves. And erazing there will, hopes, and dreams to make them completly obedient" was an common pracktice in there culture.
    Them I have no problem saying... There civilization deserfed the destruction they expierienced.
    But, at least at the end, I got curioes with her line "later you will see the word my way with no need for venom"
    So if anything, pls make a sequeal. Im really curioes how would this turn out.

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired Před 3 lety +2

      Oh yeah, they're super xenophobic, and also apparently very willing to enslave and r**e people, I'd say they deserved what they got

  • @wiki3061
    @wiki3061 Před 3 lety +1

    Ahh I love the women here! Such great research material! -Jiraiya

  • @malcolmthorne9779
    @malcolmthorne9779 Před 3 lety +1

    Look, miss guardslady, I'm very flattered but this treatise on ancient lamia architecture and runescript isn't going to write itself...

  • @legitcatalog7594
    @legitcatalog7594 Před 3 lety +1

    We come to preserve knowledge. Not to steal. Temple is damaged. Knowledge and art within copied for archival preservation.

  • @pit3935
    @pit3935 Před 3 lety +2

    I love lamias man they’re lit

  • @ShalathePrinny
    @ShalathePrinny Před 3 lety +4

    Ahh yes the classic death by happiness poison, I'm sure that after the neurotoxin has succeeded she'll eat the warrior whole like a python eats a whole chicken

  • @patricklenigan4309
    @patricklenigan4309 Před 3 lety +1

    Relax! I was wanting to clean and restore the artifacts, as best I can, back to what they were before!

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 Před 3 lety +1

    Cucumber Approved ‎‎‎‎‎

  • @kimraudenbush615
    @kimraudenbush615 Před rokem

    Her: 😠 (catches me)
    Me: 😦 [Sh_t! I thought these ruins were abandoned!]
    Her: 😡 (finds the rubbings i've made)
    Me: (reveals i'm a scholar)
    Her: 😡 (thinks i'm trying to steal sacred knowledge)
    Me: 😨 What?? 😂 Wrong type of scholar.
    Her: 😕
    Me: 😏 You even said it yourself: i have very little magic for someone involved in the Arcane. That's because I study the *history* of other civilizations. 😒 Temples often contain historical records of religious or cultural value... To understand a civilization's history is to better understand its people... 😞 But if these rubbings are what you claim, then they are of no use to me...

  • @otakuautismhero7895
    @otakuautismhero7895 Před 2 lety

    Part 2 can't wait to see it

  • @funnyvalentine175
    @funnyvalentine175 Před 3 lety

    Never heard smile play before. I like it.

  • @goodsoup266
    @goodsoup266 Před 3 lety

    her:*still thinking that we are a scholar*
    Me(thinking):wow, that worked?!

  • @AhamedKiller
    @AhamedKiller Před 3 lety +1

    Me with a honey badger attitude:...*angry chainsaw noises*

  • @frostbitemelondemon2969

    Y-Yes, Mistress... I will tell you everything I know of my Arcanom...

  • @7arzival536
    @7arzival536 Před 3 lety +1

    Awesome a lamia asmr this is great wouldn’t mind being ensnared by a Snek guard

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 Před 3 lety +2

    Hope this story continues 😸

  • @mr.vesper5659
    @mr.vesper5659 Před 3 lety

    Ok I can explain but at the same time I can't. Much love 💘

  • @apex_hunter_daddy4815
    @apex_hunter_daddy4815 Před 3 lety +2

    I hope there's a good ending to this

  • @branwe8053
    @branwe8053 Před 3 lety +1

    This is good.

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 Před 2 lety +1

    When you wanna get high on Lamia venom but don't have a dealer..

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Před 3 lety

    "Ssssssssstop, you have violated the law!"

  • @John-jo9rq
    @John-jo9rq Před 3 lety +1

    keep up the awesome audios :))

  • @IsraeliGovernment
    @IsraeliGovernment Před 3 lety

    "Stop! You've Violated the law!"

  • @S_047
    @S_047 Před 3 lety +1

    Heh... I'm in danger

  • @gabo8467
    @gabo8467 Před 3 lety +1

    Plot twist: "Heal"

  • @graphicfury6342
    @graphicfury6342 Před 3 lety

    Oh noooooo, I have been captured by a gorgeous lamia woman and I must now serve her. Welp, I guess I must accept it. See ya world.

  • @emperorofmushrooms8691

    Lmao jokes on you I have my own royal guard

  • @terrylopez2786
    @terrylopez2786 Před 3 lety

    Punching a lamia is like signing a death waver

  • @chbend8220
    @chbend8220 Před 3 lety

    Ah yes, but consider this.......POCKET SAND! CHA CHA!

  • @grandmasterdiaz954
    @grandmasterdiaz954 Před 3 lety

    Nice video ren. I love lamia 🤩😍🥰

  • @CraZCougar03
    @CraZCougar03 Před 2 lety

    Good golly what did I get myself into O.O

  • @bookerdewitt4811
    @bookerdewitt4811 Před 3 lety

    ohh snap, that was sum gud snek

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie Před 3 lety +2

    Rude. I would never hit my lamia wifey.

  • @armond120
    @armond120 Před 3 lety +2

    Okay so does she have to continue administering venom so it doesn't wear off or is it permanent after one bite?

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros Před rokem

      They would not have lost that war if a single bite is a permanent trip

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 Před 3 lety

    Foolish scholar. One does not venture into dangerous territory without a party of warriors or mages.

  • @potatohildy
    @potatohildy Před 3 lety

    That was incredible

  • @thegreatgoldfilms6311
    @thegreatgoldfilms6311 Před 10 měsíci +1

    7:33

  • @cosmicwhale3668
    @cosmicwhale3668 Před 3 lety

    Made my day

  • @You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao.

    Lamias are cool.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 Před 3 lety

    Oh cool! Cheers!!

  • @randomperson-wp3bt
    @randomperson-wp3bt Před 3 lety

    i am surprised you are able to sense me

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879

    Epic

  • @crimsonfloof6189
    @crimsonfloof6189 Před 3 měsíci

    Is there a part 2 to this?

  • @TiT0.
    @TiT0. Před 3 lety +2

    🖤✨

  • @dslayer418
    @dslayer418 Před 3 lety

    So... does this mean monster girls are back on the menu?

  • @aldentolbert7994
    @aldentolbert7994 Před 3 lety

    Need more !

  • @randallstrong9882
    @randallstrong9882 Před 3 lety

    Cool cool

  • @marz.6102
    @marz.6102 Před 3 lety

    I'd like to speak to the traitorguardsman999.
    We have an important matter to discuss.

  • @maxcrown6380
    @maxcrown6380 Před 3 lety

    gotta say I don't like being called plaything

  • @RetechDragonflame
    @RetechDragonflame Před 2 lety

    On one hand lovely and warm, on the other I'm not really into the domination stuff.
    Not like I'd have anything to say in this situation

  • @IngloriusBasterd
    @IngloriusBasterd Před 3 lety +1

    I like the taste of snake meat

  • @unspokensage2974
    @unspokensage2974 Před 3 lety

    this would have turned way more different if my mans have the strap

  • @claytonjohnson3280
    @claytonjohnson3280 Před 3 lety

    Pls make a part 2

  • @noface578
    @noface578 Před 3 lety +2

    *ah*

  • @arziniowolfert9837
    @arziniowolfert9837 Před 3 lety

    This is what I want 🥰🥰😊🤗❤🌹❣

  • @seniorpasta4572
    @seniorpasta4572 Před 3 lety

    Part 2 pls

  • @SicilianBrandenburger
    @SicilianBrandenburger Před 3 lety

    Does anyone know of an original Yuan-Ti joke I can tell in these comments?

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab Před 3 lety

    8:00