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  • čas přidán 8. 10. 2020
  • I bring to you today another character role play! Today's piece is a delicious piece featuring a very determined queen. She has captured a rival king, foolish in her eyes and his lack of ambition she will see remedied... once she has wed him and shown him the ways of her rule...
    Writer and great friend: ShyScribe of Reddit
    Sound Editing and another dear friend: Kilbeggan32

Komentáře • 264

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 Před 3 lety +99

    She must really need the pr if she's offering such a sweet deal instead of just publicly executing me. Not a hard decision to make. Comfort, maintaining my title, a wife, an heir, and the blood of my betrayers.

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie Před 3 lety +92

    "I can be that firm hand."
    Oh baby

  • @thephoenix9882
    @thephoenix9882 Před 3 lety +394

    Man this needs to be a series. I'm talking guest stars and romance and character development and sub plots.....the whole nine yards

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 Před 3 lety +257

    No ambition, beloved by his subjects, devilishly handsome? Wait a second.....am I the Burger King?!

  • @burningspeed
    @burningspeed Před 3 lety +180

    Step 1: Get captured. Step 2: Get married. Step 3: Start family. Seems like a normal way to start a family to me.
    Great video, keep up the great work.

    • @soupbowl7345
      @soupbowl7345 Před 3 lety +16

      Step 4: ?Empire?
      Step 5: ???

    • @phoenix_egs3045
      @phoenix_egs3045 Před 3 lety +13

      @@soupbowl7345 Step 6: Profit

    • @phoenix_egs3045
      @phoenix_egs3045 Před 3 lety +4

      @Yuuki Rito step 8: go to your own funeral just to get that of your to do list

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 Před 3 lety +2

      Step 9.... Ascension

    • @gabrielkeeling59
      @gabrielkeeling59 Před 3 lety +2

      Step 6:Eternal happiness knowing that you will either have a son or daughter

  • @letsspamdude5661
    @letsspamdude5661 Před 3 lety +106

    Plot twist I’m just the kings body double.

    • @salvadoranguiano9053
      @salvadoranguiano9053 Před 3 lety +14

      You mean the one guy who gets paid to just basically die?

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 Před 3 lety +10

      @@salvadoranguiano9053 yeah, the guy that gets to die

  • @georges2842
    @georges2842 Před 3 lety +442

    [One month later, I stand before my people to announce the state of our kingdom]
    Me: I was attacked and kidnapped in the woods...
    People: [AWWWWW!]
    Me: THEY WERE ATTACKED BY WOLVES!
    People: [cheering]
    Me: They sent me to the doctor...
    People: [AWWWWW!]
    Me: I SENT TEN O'THEM TO THE GRAVE!
    People: [cheering]
    Me: I met their Queen...
    People: [concerned murmuring]
    Me: NOW SHE'S MY WIFE!
    People: [cheering]
    Me: She's takin' all our wine...
    People: [mild outrage]
    Me: ... BUT WE'RE KEEPIN THE BEER!
    People: [*raucous cheering and chants of my name ring out*]

  • @wilsonreyes124
    @wilsonreyes124 Před 3 lety +75

    Maybe as king I will encounter a sorcerer traveling with a female knight. Sounds like fun

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 Před 3 lety +47

    Hope this story continues

  • @Demiurge7th
    @Demiurge7th Před 3 lety +469

    Petition for part 2?
    Anyone?
    ...ok...

  • @Wolffur
    @Wolffur Před 3 lety +51

    This would actually make a great series, An affable, if somewhat untutored and inexperienced new king, now forcibly wed to a ruthless and Machiavellian queen. Now he must somehow learn how not only to govern effectively but try to do so while attempting to maintain some of his good nature. Then he must develop a stratagem and the ambition to somehow seize power. all while being very closely watched.

    • @Wasparcher1
      @Wasparcher1 Před 3 lety +4

      That's actually really simple. Have you seen the mortality rates of childbirth in olden times? Just honor the "duty of a husband" and keep her pretty much constantly pregnant. She gets her companionship and legacy and all the power she wants. You get a bunch of heirs and spares and eventually a throne and nation that has been substantially increased through the work of her Machiavellian scheming. Not to mention you will have learned much about running a kingdom in the time it would take. And who knows, maybe she actually falls in love with you and loosens the reigns to the point you do actually share the throne... at which point you still win. The only scenario you lose is if she goes black widow on you, which was probably her plan from the start anyway. Invade, Capture, Marry into the lineage to give the conquest legitimacy, kill you and rule as a dowager queen and make the kids puppet figureheads.

    • @Wolffur
      @Wolffur Před 3 lety +6

      @@Wasparcher1 In the medieval past. approximately one in four women died in childbirth or soon after. But this is a likely taking place in a fantasy kingdom. Likely possessed of magic such as healing potions, cure disease spells, and the like. Furthermore all she needs is a heir, and possibly either a spare or a princess to marry off. She likely also has access to herbal or alchemical contraceptive concoctions, as well as numbwine {suspension of opium and hemlock in wine, sort of a historical precursor to laudanum} to aid her in her agony of childbirth,. So your first scenario just might not be possible. Secondarily. she needs him alive to function as a "face man" for her, due to her reputation as a tyrant. That's why she kidnapped him and forced this marriage on him in the first place, as opposed to the normal route of state visits and negotiations. Killing him would only help further cement that image, particularly since she is feared and that he is well liked by the populace. If, or perhaps more accurately, when, she tires of him, or if she thinks that he's more trouble than he's worth. She would have to tarnish his public image before she could kill him. To kill him while he's still highly regarded might well incite a rebellion, uniting the whole common populace of his kingdom, as well as at least some of the nobles therein, against her. Thus destablising her rule over it.

  • @linusfrohm913
    @linusfrohm913 Před 3 lety +8

    Her: No screaming or cursing.
    Me: (starts resiting the bee movie script in a monocrom tone)

  • @dantemustdie6926
    @dantemustdie6926 Před 3 lety +15

    I mean, this sounds like some kind of yandere with extra steps

  • @sirsams552
    @sirsams552 Před 3 lety +2

    Her: that fear in your eyes betrays you
    Me: are you sure you don’t see your own reflection?

  • @pinchman2946
    @pinchman2946 Před 3 lety +34

    The listener: "Marriage? Sure sounds good."
    Me: "Well if we get married then our kingdoms merge which means that my kingdom will also be dragged into her wars. Which means all that sick tax money I'm getting goes straight down the hole to pay for soldiers. Realistically if I agree to this then I can buy some time and set up an assassination plot after she's preened my court of disloyal vassals for me. Then I simply declare our progeny to not be mine, enlist the assistance of the other kingdoms she planned to war with and wipe her now leaderless forces off the face of the earth. Then again I am an unmarried king which makes me a loser......
    10/10 never been this invested in the political machinations of an asmr kingdom before.

    • @salvadoranguiano9053
      @salvadoranguiano9053 Před 3 lety

      Game of thrones much?

    • @pinchman2946
      @pinchman2946 Před 3 lety +3

      @@salvadoranguiano9053 Honestly it's more actual medieval politicking.

    • @pincopallino5674
      @pincopallino5674 Před 2 lety

      Save you are the good but inept King. She is the smart evil bitch that literally saved your ass from the tracherous nobility that will end killing you. And she did this conquering you.. in every aspects.
      Trust me, it's better for you to be chained in her bedchamber as her trophy groom, than think to be able to rule such a nest of vipers with your ineptitude.

    • @pinchman2946
      @pinchman2946 Před 2 lety

      @@pincopallino5674 The problem here is you're defining the sole value in this scenario as being alive. Whereas to me, being dead is a vastly better alternative to living as a trophy for someone I'd genuinely despise.
      Also someone with political acumin that the listener clearly didn't have you'd be able to spin the situation into innumerable beneficial outcomes. But again, the stand in king is lacking in that department, ergo the current situation.

  • @sundowneyes
    @sundowneyes Před 3 lety +4

    The script itself was so well written, and your execution was phenomenal

  • @cyb3rz0mbi36
    @cyb3rz0mbi36 Před 3 lety +14

    I love the video you made, would it be possible for us to ask for a second video to this please, just to see if her view of her beloved change, for better or worse

  • @wavingtomb223
    @wavingtomb223 Před 3 lety +5

    Log 3490: now I have been captured by the 50th queen this month

  • @Wasparcher1
    @Wasparcher1 Před 3 lety +13

    Lady, do you know how hard it was to bribe the nobles to assassinate my parents AND keep my name out of their mouths. Unify the peasantry under me while simultaneously making those who would betray me come out to the light. I was PLANNING the damned civil war, a dozen disorganized nobles more concerned with their own lands and power is nothing against the weight of an entire unified nation of peasants and a few loyal vassals. Years of work, thousands of crowns paid in bribes, thousands of freshly trained soldiers. And you put it all to waste with your little stunt AND did my job for me in one well timed strike... Marry you? By gods I want to make a dynasty with you. where do I sign?

  • @sealkadoompokemonphd3770
    @sealkadoompokemonphd3770 Před 3 lety +12

    My momma warned me about women like you
    I was hoping she was right

  • @Cbabilon675
    @Cbabilon675 Před 2 lety +2

    This would be a great mini-series. Great voice, awesome background noise as well.

  • @doomguycrusade6937
    @doomguycrusade6937 Před 3 lety +2

    her: "not a usurper"
    me: you are nothing but a usurper, a false idol, my eyes have been opened, let me help you to see slayer

  • @agroupofpinguins
    @agroupofpinguins Před 3 lety +33

    I love how i always see the same people in the comments🐧

  • @pendragon4809
    @pendragon4809 Před 3 lety +7

    I would kill to see this in a series please do

  • @mirastian5366
    @mirastian5366 Před 3 lety +9

    Something tells me that this was her intention from the start.

  • @DougConner3
    @DougConner3 Před 3 lety +3

    “....well I did not see my day playing out like this.”

  • @alexmathews8172
    @alexmathews8172 Před 3 lety +13

    Maybe I am a sub. Huh. Neat.

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain Před 3 lety +4

    remember kids: THIS QUEEN IS PACKING SERIOUS PROTECTION!

  • @stevdawizard392
    @stevdawizard392 Před 3 lety +16

    It's going to be akward when she finds out the listener is actually a Lich

  • @JohnCastleSmokeless
    @JohnCastleSmokeless Před 3 lety +1

    "Ahhh, skyewz me, Miss, but da King's ovah deh. Oy'm just an Uber Eats droyvah wiv da pizza 'ee ordah'd. Wot... wot'd'ye MEAN Oy'm 'oo you wuz awftah!"

  • @jessupshutt3557
    @jessupshutt3557 Před 3 lety +1

    Hopefully there will be a part 2! It would be interesting to see what happens next and see Character Development... I'm a sucker for interesting plots and this is a new one for me that I would have never expected 😆

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar7765
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar7765 Před 3 lety +2

    So I just came across this channel and I agree completely with the others saying there should be a part two to this story.

  • @siervodedios5952
    @siervodedios5952 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow this was steamier than I expected! Nicely done.

  • @citrate4997
    @citrate4997 Před 3 lety +3

    I love this, you did a fantastic job!

  • @chaoslord5936
    @chaoslord5936 Před 3 lety +3

    Oooh I like dark lady, very nice title 😊, can't wait to see how this plot goes 👍

  • @jessupshutt3557
    @jessupshutt3557 Před 2 lety

    Man this is a great video! I keep coming back to watch it and it's still great! Please make a part 2! 🙏

  • @adamhachimi1476
    @adamhachimi1476 Před 3 lety +2

    I eagerly await the potential follow up. seems like it'll be interesting.

  • @acemefish1293
    @acemefish1293 Před 3 lety +19

    Welp i thought i was hiding in the sea
    Have a great day everyone *blub* *blub*

  • @JHellmore
    @JHellmore Před 3 lety +3

    Well this just escalated quickly. I went from sleeping on the couch as a college student to being tied up naked and married. Just found your channel but already find it quite enjoyable

  • @rikuto6690
    @rikuto6690 Před 3 lety +2

    Damn Nightmare Queen sounds like a cool nickname

  • @sirtofbaggins4270
    @sirtofbaggins4270 Před 2 lety

    This is not the first time I've woken up to being strapped to a chair.

  • @pincopallino5674
    @pincopallino5674 Před 2 lety

    I applaud the political acumen of our evil queen. I would gladly let her ravage my kingdom and punish those treacherous boyars.
    And yes, this should be a series.
    A villain lady turning the world inside out finding love in the process has some appeal.

  • @mranimu2763
    @mranimu2763 Před 3 lety +3

    I personally would like to see a part 2

  • @deancombe9646
    @deancombe9646 Před 3 lety +1

    Love it hoping there will be a part 2 if not I would happily pay for it

  • @Tigershark_3082
    @Tigershark_3082 Před 3 lety +5

    Oh no, a yandere queen...
    Welp, time to call in the Thunderchiefs of Republic for a bombing run

    • @trickstergenie8194
      @trickstergenie8194 Před 3 lety +1

      An inquisitor has given the order, Exterminatus will end these heretics

    • @0-B1
      @0-B1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@trickstergenie8194 I'm going to Roger roger your empire

  • @ArtisanLeatherCompany
    @ArtisanLeatherCompany Před 3 lety +4

    *WHY DID YOU TURN ME INTO A BATMAN KING*

  • @cityman2312
    @cityman2312 Před 2 lety

    The queen certainly knows what she wants, and gets it too. A beautiful man like me ought to be on the arm of the most powerful woman in the world! =0

  • @salvadoranguiano9053
    @salvadoranguiano9053 Před 3 lety +1

    *escapes a dragon that kidnapped me only to get captured again by someone else*
    Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @mastergreenwood7011
    @mastergreenwood7011 Před 3 lety +1

    Well that escalated quickly......I LOVE IT!!!

  • @Althecor
    @Althecor Před 3 lety +4

    A haiku about Queens. Ahem:
    A roaring tigress
    Claiming it all as her own
    Sharpened claws tearing

  • @kimraudenbush615
    @kimraudenbush615 Před 2 lety +1

    Her: mentions "wedding" after explaining political motives
    Me: But why?
    Her: I told you why. But you're also handsome, and know how to win the hearts of the people.
    Me: Ok, now THAT is a REASON. I'm listening...

  • @anthonymontalvojr.7250

    Her: are you comfortable?
    Me: why don't you unchain me and find out for yourself?

  • @God-ty7nk
    @God-ty7nk Před 3 lety +2

    Now this is a mogul move

  • @eqs1782
    @eqs1782 Před 3 lety

    Queen: Who do you think arranged for the assasination of your parents
    Me: *Gasp*
    Queen: *slap*
    Queen: Did you forget what I said would happen if you raise your voice or curse at me
    Me: I was only gasping.

  • @Emdubayou
    @Emdubayou Před 2 lety

    Ohhh i reeeally liked this one!!!! Thanks 😊

  • @robsterslobsters6014
    @robsterslobsters6014 Před 3 lety +3

    Chill time lads, this is fucking amazing like god damn.

  • @clockworkharvester2663

    This is amazing.

  • @thelastmanleftbehind1142

    Indefinitely needs a sequel or two.

  • @RyuKaguya
    @RyuKaguya Před 3 lety

    plot twist the king was actual super devious and is about to game of thrones this "merger" when things die down.

  • @giraffedragon6110
    @giraffedragon6110 Před 3 lety

    Very often are people living a single life aware of their need to receive intimacy. How few realize, the desire to GIVE intimacy. An embrace merely goes both ways.

  • @anthonymontalvojr.7250
    @anthonymontalvojr.7250 Před 3 lety +3

    Her: do you know how I was able to ambush you in your own territory?
    Me: because we let you.
    Her: what?!
    *an explosion shakes the room*
    *the sounds of gunshots, explosions and helicopters are heard outside*
    Her: what the hell is going on?
    Me: what's wrong, never gone to war with America before?

    • @loganjustlogan8367
      @loganjustlogan8367 Před 3 lety

      *drop pods heard landing outside*
      *muffled* WE ARE THE EMPERORS FINEST!

    • @anthonymontalvojr.7250
      @anthonymontalvojr.7250 Před 3 lety

      We also have an enormous amount of Allies.

    • @anthonymontalvojr.7250
      @anthonymontalvojr.7250 Před 3 lety

      *king nothing by Metallica plays in the background as Abrams tanks and Apc's roll down the street followed by infantry units and Apache and cobra gunships rain lead from the sky along with the occasional A-10 Thunderbolt worthog*

    • @loganjustlogan8367
      @loganjustlogan8367 Před 3 lety

      @@anthonymontalvojr.7250 *thunderhawks heard flying over head as 10s of thousands of imperial guardsmen charge along side an untold amount of astartes, one battle cry screamed by all*
      FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @kriegsman7585
      @kriegsman7585 Před 3 lety

      @@loganjustlogan8367 30 *REGIMENTS* *READY* *FOR* *DEPLOYMENT* !!

  • @jolance8423
    @jolance8423 Před 3 lety

    Wonderful, just wonderful. Please do more asmr with us as a 'prisoner'. fantastic!

  • @dedalionarts6077
    @dedalionarts6077 Před 3 lety

    Well, quite a nice video. From the looks of thing, she very competend as an ruler, and a general. And if anything, one thing is preaty clear, she doesn t toy with her problems, she handles them.... for good. (and this is probadly why she gets a "crueal queen" nickname).
    Even If I were the listiner, I wouldn t trust her, considoring her plans... and ambitions, I wouldn t be suprized if she get rid of him the moment he lost his usefullness to her , since unfortunetly, this is the word of rullers and politics.
    Not say she heartless, but it is possibull....
    What eals to say.... Very nice work, and if possibull, it would been nice to see part 2.

  • @evanthehero550
    @evanthehero550 Před 2 lety +1

    A series would be fantastic but let's just start with the part 2

  • @Pauli-dg2yv
    @Pauli-dg2yv Před rokem

    Cao cao have been captured!

  • @Brandon4.7
    @Brandon4.7 Před 3 lety

    I enjoy your audios it's good to see a new one

  • @michawkwalter4205
    @michawkwalter4205 Před 3 lety +1

    Great Content as Always :)

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 Před 2 lety

    It's strange but I'm happy she at least held Listener a bit before, you know, it means a lot.. but I don't know why.

  • @915supermario
    @915supermario Před 3 lety +1

    Get bound to chair and gets taken advantage of. I’m ok with this.

  • @joachimihned1984
    @joachimihned1984 Před 2 lety

    A wedding of my dreams.

  • @JOTUNN_101
    @JOTUNN_101 Před 3 lety

    I would like to request a sequel. Maybe it could go further into the marriage, or even the evil cousin who killed his parents?

  • @NoovGuyMC
    @NoovGuyMC Před 3 lety

    "Queens Gambit"
    Tennison Gambits,
    Next step it obvious,
    Launch a RT-2PM2 Cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based Intercontinental ballistic missile

  • @thebringeroftruckmonth624

    Truck month is here and is approving of this messange

  • @caffeinedelusions
    @caffeinedelusions Před 3 lety +2

    I'm kind of foreseeing the royal equivalent of 'house husband' here, where she's chiefly concerned with military conquest, while he administrates the domestic and economic affairs of the kingdom such that she can continue to work while putting a face the population can be pleased by on the whole matter.

  • @damonmcnair1278
    @damonmcnair1278 Před 3 lety

    OK that’s good so far keep it up 👍

  • @MPK_K1NG
    @MPK_K1NG Před 3 lety

    Damn so she's a dominant woman that might be sadistic. Not that I regret tbh the last scene is nice.

  • @luketheskymarshall4472

    Love to see a part 2

  • @Larcona_
    @Larcona_ Před 3 lety

    Well damn, that was an experience. I did not bring a permission slip for a feels trip.

  • @thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639

    I'm impressed and your very good at asmr video

  • @casual_balrog4989
    @casual_balrog4989 Před 3 lety +1

    Sounds like there's potential for a sequel if I'm not mistaken

  • @luketoups2765
    @luketoups2765 Před 3 lety

    Excellent work

  • @3laze966
    @3laze966 Před 3 lety

    Loving this

  • @jackmetrro
    @jackmetrro Před 3 lety +1

    Ha you underestimate me being naked is my FORTE!

  • @finlay1900
    @finlay1900 Před 3 lety +1

    There needs to be a part 2

  • @R3NTON
    @R3NTON Před 3 lety

    Gambit is a chance for salvation brotha take it.

  • @AgessiaNyxera
    @AgessiaNyxera Před 3 lety

    I hope there will be a sequel to this.

  • @builder123321
    @builder123321 Před 3 lety

    I've played enough CK2 to know how 350 is being spent as soon as an heir is produced. Now that I think about it, man you're always a monster in CK2.

  • @sheb2000phoenix
    @sheb2000phoenix Před 3 lety

    this so needs a part 2

  • @alexdingee2445
    @alexdingee2445 Před 3 lety +1

    Happy wife = Happy Life

  • @chbend8220
    @chbend8220 Před 3 lety

    Gonna be honest, not the worst place I've woken up in.

  • @eqs1782
    @eqs1782 Před 3 lety

    When I first saw the title I was thinking pirates and BlackBeard.

  • @rocketghoul5450
    @rocketghoul5450 Před 3 lety

    There better be a part 2 of the wedding night

  • @natedogg1088
    @natedogg1088 Před 3 lety +1

    You want to marry me? Take my whole life for your own machinations? Untie me, give me a sword and show me you're really above me. Anyone can have a man beaten, bound and gagged by a pack of thugs... A good fight really gets the blood pumpin >: ] Lets have some fun

  • @shadowfang269
    @shadowfang269 Před 3 lety

    Well I think it only fair to tell you I like being tied up too!

  • @jasoningalsby7601
    @jasoningalsby7601 Před 3 lety +1

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @thedeed8740
    @thedeed8740 Před 2 lety

    Kids gather round time I tell you the tale of how your mother and I came to be
    It all started with a violent capturing of my person like all healthy relationships do :)

  • @jackstod
    @jackstod Před 3 lety

    As a plantagenet descendent I find it difficult to believe your going to allow me to rule with you... Sitting so close. Nvm I agree to this proposal... She has bigger balls. So long as I get to invade my own vassals.

  • @orkface234
    @orkface234 Před 3 lety

    I'm actually kinda into this arrangement weirdly enough.

  • @j.j.campbell241
    @j.j.campbell241 Před 3 lety

    Reminds me of Kate Beckinsale

  • @FilthyVA
    @FilthyVA Před 3 lety +3

    I'm failing to see the downside of this situation .-.