Bloody Birthday (1981) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  Před 4 lety +4835

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  • @Austin-ks8or
    @Austin-ks8or Před 4 lety +3713

    Curtis: *Gangsta 1000*
    Steven: *Strength 2*
    Debby: *Charisma 2,000,000*

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons Před 3 lety +5194

    Lol I like how Curtis accepts the fact that he’s arrested and knows that Debbie is still on the loose carrying on their legacy

  • @maxconnervr
    @maxconnervr Před 3 lety +1870

    I love the part when Curtis says: "Don't copy my hiding place, or I'll shoot you." Then he pulls out his gun. I love this scene because he accepts that the other kid knows he's a killer and makes it known that he's in charge and if he tells, he's done for. This really just shows Curtis doesn't care, and he is extremely dangerous, despite his age. Love it!

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 3 lety +4

      nice

    • @mcmlxii4419
      @mcmlxii4419 Před 3 lety +3

      MaxconnerVR ~ Umm...okay.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mcmlxii4419 did I miss something? Who’s MaxconnorVR?

    • @mcmlxii4419
      @mcmlxii4419 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ironwraith852 It's the username of the person you replied to. Lol

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mcmlxii4419 how.... did I miss that???????? Well time to move to Nepal to live as a goat.

  • @John_Doe_Game
    @John_Doe_Game Před 3 lety +411

    That one guy saying "Its not cranberry sauce..." so calmly while shaking his head makes me laugh.

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface Před 3 lety +11

      Something about how his voice sounds like that type of sing-songy voice you always see in old movies for some reason makes it extra funny.

    • @sentientpieceofcheese
      @sentientpieceofcheese Před 2 lety +6

      “It’s grenadine!” -Ice Cream Man

    • @eyesofstatic9641
      @eyesofstatic9641 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sentientpieceofcheese noice

    • @s.c_r.3_4.m
      @s.c_r.3_4.m Před 10 měsíci

      HE SAYS THAAT AT LEAST A BAJILLION TIMES IN THE MOVIE

  • @lilynelms9515
    @lilynelms9515 Před 4 lety +5817

    James is looking Curtis-level fly in the red shirt

  • @VividWorlds
    @VividWorlds Před 4 lety +5260

    James: has his birthday
    Also James: gives *us* presents
    We love you James

  • @Bloom551
    @Bloom551 Před 3 lety +341

    Debbie: future acting carrier
    Curtis: 80's supermodel
    Steven: workout addiction

  • @redrappy8794
    @redrappy8794 Před 2 lety +34

    Michael: Knife
    Jason: Machete
    Curtis: G U N

  • @boj8895
    @boj8895 Před 4 lety +770

    We need “STEP IT UP STEVEN” on a shirt or something

  • @blackshaman1817
    @blackshaman1817 Před 4 lety +226

    "Yo Steven what's up my man" is the best line I have ever heard.

  • @icandrawyo1145
    @icandrawyo1145 Před 3 lety +332

    "Does an half decent gun twirl and climbs out the window to shoot some kids" fantastic love it

  • @screamcloud5442
    @screamcloud5442 Před 3 lety +409

    I feel like these kids grow up to be 'The Strangers' except the Steven dies and they have to find a new psychopath.(Curtis literally has the same mask as the one guy in 'The Strangers'.

    • @soulwriter6342
      @soulwriter6342 Před 3 lety +42

      Plot twist the strangers was the sequel all along

    • @janblau4839
      @janblau4839 Před 2 lety +5

      Noo steven is my favorite character

    • @fireentertainment5
      @fireentertainment5 Před 2 lety +3

      @Why Not which horror movie is he

    • @casey475
      @casey475 Před 2 lety +3

      Having this be the secret first movie to “The Strangers” would be one of the best things ever

    • @braydonsweeney3340
      @braydonsweeney3340 Před 2 lety

      when did u see it tho

  • @salvi6419
    @salvi6419 Před 4 lety +571

    “There’s only one thing for Curtis to do in a moment like this, strut.”
    *Staying Alive starts playing*

    • @willhotker4653
      @willhotker4653 Před 4 lety +3

      in that scene there is an old ford thunderbird in the background

  • @ninaserafina823
    @ninaserafina823 Před 4 lety +184

    "Step it up Steven" is the new "Have higher standards, Bridget".

  • @balkthor
    @balkthor Před rokem +68

    Binging this channel again and I have to say, James' script for both this and Sinister released a few weeks before may be some of the best writing ever. Between Dre and the Beegies, the entire Curtis at the junkyard scene is just too perfect.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před rokem +28

      Thanks! This has always been one of my favorite episodes

    • @balkthor
      @balkthor Před rokem +5

      @@DeadMeat Reminded me of a channel that was around like a decade ago called The Spoony Experiment.
      I've literally been walking around the house saying "It's .. the motherfucking D R EEEEEE" for like two days straight, especially when doing the dishes/vacuuming/etc. Curtis would approve.

  • @obesepikachu8254
    @obesepikachu8254 Před 3 lety +259

    The gun curtis is holding is huge compared to his hand I’m surprised if he would be able to shoot it.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 Před 3 lety +2

      Probably a .22lr. That would be explain why he didn’t have to reload after like 8shots.

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 Před 3 lety +5

      Guns are huge sometimes you just can't tell how big they are

    • @evildeathcuddles886
      @evildeathcuddles886 Před 2 lety +8

      I was gonna ask why a 9 year old had his own gun and bullets. Then I realize it was the 80s and in America.

  • @TuckyBlue
    @TuckyBlue Před 4 lety +471

    Young Dwight with a revolver can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
    Young Dwight with gun:

  • @Strife5342
    @Strife5342 Před 3 lety +3518

    For what it was, it wasn't too bad for a movie about killer kids. Honestly a sequel about the boys getting out as teens or young adults and reconnecting with Debbie would have been kind of interesting to see.

  • @sinep7913
    @sinep7913 Před 3 lety +71

    “ But this movie DOES have Curtis, so it’s good enough for me “

  • @wonderland07209
    @wonderland07209 Před 10 měsíci +11

    this movie is one of my absolute favorites, as are the three villains. their dynamic with each other is so interesting to me and you can buy that they’re real friends while also being emotionless killers. the scene of them playing tag really gives them brief characterization. and while curtis gets all the hype (totally deserved), it’s debbie who’s my favorite. she’s such a good villain because she’s the leader and is so manipulative. she orchestrates all these deaths and gets away to keep on killing. she’s able to completely fool her mom. and i like to believe that curtis and steven are proud knowing she’s carrying on their work. as this ramble shows, i love bloody birthday and i love debbie. plus. this movie’s got excellent pacing. it’s not trying to drag things out and is a perfect quick watch

  • @Beefaronii_
    @Beefaronii_ Před 3 lety +857

    Just the shot of Curtis pointing a gun at another kid over hide and seek makes this movie one of my favorites already.

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 Před 4 lety +222

    Steven: *Exists*
    James: GET IT TOGETHER, STEVEN!!!

  • @HellOnWheel
    @HellOnWheel Před 9 měsíci +5

    13:44 the lack of safety goggles in this scene is the most disturbing thing in this movie.

  • @pattimorton380
    @pattimorton380 Před 2 lety +16

    6:57 this part gets me every time

  • @chreent4807
    @chreent4807 Před 4 lety +345

    I’m upset that we didn’t get any sirens when James announced a boy fight

  • @Microwaveablecrocs
    @Microwaveablecrocs Před 4 lety +532

    “Happy birthday to you”
    “Happy birthday to you”
    “Happy birthday dear james”
    “Happy birthday to you”
    “And many more”

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh Před 2 lety +94

    To think there was a time a teacher would see a kid pull out a gun, and their first thought is "o it's just a prop"
    Different times, man

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo Před 2 lety +2

      I know. It is sad where we are these days.

  • @sydney.loveee
    @sydney.loveee Před 2 lety +10

    "Yo Stephen what's up my man" I love that 😂

  • @stardragon7893
    @stardragon7893 Před 4 lety +438

    Curtis is well on his way to becoming a supervillain. He's got the attitude, all he needs is a costume.

  • @jaimeelymm5706
    @jaimeelymm5706 Před 4 lety +5792

    this whole movie just screams “oops i killed a man, i’m such a gemini lol”

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 Před 4 lety +377

      "Whoops... Sorry I cheated on you, babe, but I'm a Scorpiocorn. Aha!"

    • @leosruletheworld9622
      @leosruletheworld9622 Před 4 lety +34

      I would of killed the kid killers and cheated on both Gemini and Scorpio after that. LEOS rule we are tough as hell and king of the jungle so dont mess with a LEO 👺

    • @lewis7909
      @lewis7909 Před 4 lety +181

      @@leosruletheworld9622 do you really think what month you were born in affects your personality

    • @TwistedRagdoll
      @TwistedRagdoll Před 4 lety +78

      LeosRuleTheWorld • lmao astrology headass

    • @finleymiller2469
      @finleymiller2469 Před 4 lety +46

      LeosRuleTheWorld • oh please you probably couldn’t bring yourself to punching someone don’t bring to much praise to the day you were born

  • @CRAWDADDYHAHA
    @CRAWDADDYHAHA Před 11 měsíci +6

    Stephen Is Like That One Slice Of Bread Nobody Eats.

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 Před rokem +17

    1:19 WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

    • @Hans93919
      @Hans93919 Před rokem

      I'M DRUNK

    • @bendyandtacky
      @bendyandtacky Před 11 měsíci

      "KABOOOOOM"

    • @Wemfsh
      @Wemfsh Před 11 měsíci

      It is actually the Va for the demo but “if I I were a bad demo man I wouldn’t be sittin here discussing it with you would I?

    • @LegoSnoopDogg
      @LegoSnoopDogg Před 10 měsíci

      THEY GOT MORE ******************************************* THEN THEY GIT THE LIKES OF ME

    • @Jeffzilla07PH
      @Jeffzilla07PH Před 8 měsíci

      "If i were a bad Demoman i wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would i?!"

  • @yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248

    Other slashers: *knives, hooks, chainsaws*
    Curtis: **GUN**

  • @-shadow-6447
    @-shadow-6447 Před 4 lety +129

    Steven:does his own thing*
    James:STEP IT UP STEVEN!!!

  • @Bonniefr6678
    @Bonniefr6678 Před 2 lety +6

    The way he said
    ‘Step it up Steven!”😂😂

  • @handoffate7262
    @handoffate7262 Před 3 lety +62

    Curtis: “as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

  • @fangere
    @fangere Před 4 lety +754

    You're telling me, Timmy watched them murder a bloke, gets threatened with a gun, and almost suffocated in an ice box...
    Then he goes over to play doctor?

  • @greengreed1475
    @greengreed1475 Před 4 lety +160

    Me: *Scrolling down to see new videos*
    Dead meat
    Me: I see

  • @featherface
    @featherface Před 3 lety +39

    “The great leaf gale of 1970, lost a lotta good leaves that day we did”

  • @imkindofabozo8960
    @imkindofabozo8960 Před 2 lety +4

    “ I can call it a cake chart, it’s my birthday, fuck off”. Haha I love that

  • @princess.diamond6047
    @princess.diamond6047 Před 4 lety +221

    “ STEP👏🏾YOUR👏🏾GAME👏🏾UP👏🏾STEVEN👏🏾”
    Edit: Happy Birthday from me and my Siblings🥳👏🏾.

  • @Delta97976
    @Delta97976 Před 4 lety +442

    Curtis ran out of bullets but didn’t think to beat them with an REVOLVER..

    • @jive290
      @jive290 Před 4 lety +8

      Delta ikr he could of just do what I do shotgun revolver.

    • @hahacrackhead4100
      @hahacrackhead4100 Před 4 lety

      @BTGuns probably reloaded off screen or something

    • @ImJustAwkward
      @ImJustAwkward Před 4 lety +4

      @Alissa Moreno We all kniw what they ment, no need for english corrections

    • @arithepootisbear8091
      @arithepootisbear8091 Před 4 lety +3

      Alissa Moreno I like that you try to correct someone but then you misspell actually

    • @239_baby6
      @239_baby6 Před 4 lety +2

      Alissa Moreno he typed it right though

  • @mariawtp.___
    @mariawtp.___ Před 3 lety +10

    I'm here just to break the enha theory

  • @BenjiLifts
    @BenjiLifts Před 3 lety +37

    “Yo Steven what up my man” 😂😂

  • @Mimsadoodle
    @Mimsadoodle Před 4 lety +609

    *”Don’t copy our hiding place, or I’ll shoot you.”*

  • @carsonsquires9753
    @carsonsquires9753 Před 4 lety +278

    Anybody else think James was in his 20’s or something and not 31?

  • @Violet-antizoophile
    @Violet-antizoophile Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love it when in horror movies kids and/or animals are the main villain/killer
    And I also clicked bc the thumbnail looked like Felix kraken from the walten files lol

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 Před 2 lety +41

    It would be cool to see a sequel 40 years later with the kid actors returning as the adult versions of themselves

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's a lot harder to kill people at 50. Your knees gives out during the chase scene, and don't get me started about throwing your back out digging those mass graves.

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 Před 4 lety +201

    Didn't the gave digger get pissed?
    " Who filled in the grave I just dug? "

    • @cw1424
      @cw1424 Před 4 lety +6

      Probably, digging those graves are quite the task.

  • @mikuhatsune915
    @mikuhatsune915 Před 4 lety +439

    “Only one thing for Curtis to do in a moment like this”
    “Strut” I lost it

  • @Silly_SE
    @Silly_SE Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is the first kill count I ever saw and now I have watched every single one also
    STEP IT STEVEN

  • @penguinpenguin7798
    @penguinpenguin7798 Před 3 lety +11

    engenes are y’all here as well?

  • @luismesa7689
    @luismesa7689 Před 4 lety +388

    “Using the strength given to him by that Mickey Mouse watch” that is one of the best lines you have ever come up with

    • @oreo7259
      @oreo7259 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm ur 333rd like

    • @alyssaoc9250
      @alyssaoc9250 Před 4 lety +2

      The power of Disney's mascot is indescribable anyway XD

  • @estherrodriguez3879
    @estherrodriguez3879 Před 4 lety +1151

    Can we appreciate how incredible James is a narrating every movie he does a kill count on🤣
    Happy Birthday James🎉

    • @thebigbork
      @thebigbork Před 4 lety +9

      Agreed, this show wouldn't be half as great as it is without James

    • @jasontachin
      @jasontachin Před 4 lety +7

      rw:I agree with you pal ^_^

    • @Petrolhuffing
      @Petrolhuffing Před 4 lety +8

      I was looking at his old videos and his confidence has boosted so much since 2-3 years ago

    • @nedesler8737
      @nedesler8737 Před 4 lety +5

      Agreed, he's the horror movie goat

    • @samwall1248
      @samwall1248 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, what a legend. Keep it up.

  • @angelabryant9766
    @angelabryant9766 Před 2 lety +4

    I legit really love this movie. The kids have such good chemistry.

  • @MurcuryEntertainment
    @MurcuryEntertainment Před rokem +3

    Fun fact, that guy in the clip from the Jungle Book Game would go on to voice the Demoman and Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

  • @SaraBanartist
    @SaraBanartist Před 4 lety +75

    "James hit Level 31! James learned Get to the Numbers!"
    Happy Birthday James!

  • @quesadeeowl7845
    @quesadeeowl7845 Před 4 lety +53

    I love how all these kids have their own killing method but when they band together they become super deadly, With the glasses boy chasing their victim with a gun, the girl popping out of every corner to strangle them, and S T E V E N always getting caught

  • @kidnamedfinger6618
    @kidnamedfinger6618 Před 3 lety +8

    7:01 made me laugh so hard

  • @justsomedud6682
    @justsomedud6682 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ngl I feel like a sequel that follows Steven and Curtis getting out of jail and going after Debbie would be lit.

  • @johncorr7154
    @johncorr7154 Před 4 lety +154

    Did he record the part where he said it was his birthday on his birthday though? That's the real question. Also Happy Birthday.
    Edit: I like how my comment gets 156 likes the first day, 1 like 2 days later and never gets seen again.

  • @mug3943
    @mug3943 Před 4 lety +126

    When you get excited to see that a kill count was released 20 seconds ago just to see several comments from 10 hours ago...

    • @yoboyjay8951
      @yoboyjay8951 Před 4 lety +1

      Mug thats what im saying

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 Před 4 lety +1

      Maybe those people got an early access to watch this video

    • @ByDale
      @ByDale Před 4 lety

      How did they even watch the vids from 10 Hours ago

    • @Nexus-md9cy
      @Nexus-md9cy Před 4 lety

      Mug facts

    • @simplyaguy
      @simplyaguy Před 4 lety

      @@ByDale patreon donors get early access to videos

  • @user-sb6zz4tm8l
    @user-sb6zz4tm8l Před 3 lety +21

    It's crazy to think this killcount is already 1 year old. Geez how the time passes.

  • @Heather.b2
    @Heather.b2 Před 3 lety +24

    Dude Curtis would be the kid that every girl would want to get with but they could never

  • @randomgoofball7871
    @randomgoofball7871 Před 4 lety +4499

    I don't have any social media, so I'm just gonna say this: Happy Birthday James and have a great one!

  • @tassodemo2316
    @tassodemo2316 Před 4 lety +204

    Stephen King: kills off kids in his movies
    Bloody birthday: uno reverse

    • @redneckforlifeyeeyee9859
      @redneckforlifeyeeyee9859 Před 4 lety +5

      Tasso Demo I subbed to your channel

    • @That90sGirl310
      @That90sGirl310 Před 4 lety +1

      I can't believe I'm so upset that kids weren't killed.....I'm legitimately blown that they weren't......they would've deserved it....

  • @MeAndMyAngelWings
    @MeAndMyAngelWings Před 2 lety +5

    I think it’s interesting that all three eclipse kids wore light colors to the sherif’s funeral. Debbie wore white and Steven and Curtis are in tan suits. I wonder if it’s supposed to indicate they aren’t in mourning🤷‍♀️🤔

  • @callsignmaverick3979
    @callsignmaverick3979 Před 3 lety +8

    It’s so unsettling hearing my own name being said! You scrolling by, my name is Curtis, thanks for stopping by, and comment what movies have your name in it!

  • @Donodile
    @Donodile Před 3 lety +948

    "I can call it a cake chart, it's my birthday, fuck off"
    This is probably one of the best quotes James has done for me in awhile after rewatching lots of his kill counts.
    Also who else here got very hungry when James blew out his candle to his Red Velvet cupcake? I want one now

    • @zeraothunderstruck3446
      @zeraothunderstruck3446 Před 3 lety +7

      I think it would've been twice as hilarious that he would've did an impersonation of Gordon Ramsay when he said, "Fuck off!"

    • @Donodile
      @Donodile Před 3 lety +2

      @@zeraothunderstruck3446 it would!!!

    • @enclavecomms.officer5219
      @enclavecomms.officer5219 Před 2 lety +2

      I got some cupcakes left over from a party, on my way. Hold strong, boss.

    • @UnIimited_Power
      @UnIimited_Power Před 5 měsíci +1

      À little obnoxious but meh. I'm just imagining speaking to someone like that in person. Crazy 😅

  • @folbykleetwood7462
    @folbykleetwood7462 Před 4 lety +3010

    I endlessly love how much fun James has with this Count

    • @xyzynx3190
      @xyzynx3190 Před 3 lety +24

      Sorry that this is unrelated but that office reference though

    • @hunterr.2682
      @hunterr.2682 Před 3 lety +6

      Ashton Kutcher nice

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 Před 3 lety +4

      The whole dam meaning of
      Kid are cruel

    • @Lenai82
      @Lenai82 Před 3 lety

      Dudu

    • @chelseylin6724
      @chelseylin6724 Před 3 lety +5

      Right? It’s one of my favorite kill counts cause you could tell he had a blast 😂

  • @raymondsilva3666
    @raymondsilva3666 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how Curtis is a menace to all schools and societies

  • @joellynncrowthers4623
    @joellynncrowthers4623 Před 2 měsíci +2

    So am I the only one who notices that Debby didn’t draw that bow back far enough to actually get it through the hole, let alone impale itself in someone’s head?

  • @p1t0grand35
    @p1t0grand35 Před 4 lety +401

    "step it up Steven"
    -James 2020

  • @alejandrofernandez1265
    @alejandrofernandez1265 Před 3 lety +301

    Gotta make a "Step it up, Steven!" t-shirt!

    • @emekmek3197
      @emekmek3197 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/29bMQWGnqTY/video.html ,,

  • @cheneet8433
    @cheneet8433 Před 3 lety +10

    I’m here because of enhypen

  • @ZacharyResky
    @ZacharyResky Před 2 lety +2

    I was thinking about who the adults kids’ actors would be if they made a sequel
    Curtis would be played by Adam Brody, Debbie would be played by Samara Weaving and Anthony Michael Hall could play Steven.

  • @thefool7093
    @thefool7093 Před 4 lety +574

    What I got from this is
    Curtis: Long range
    Steven: Melee
    Beverly: Strangler

    • @bingbonghafu
      @bingbonghafu Před 4 lety +22

      You mean Debbie

    • @supergatgaming6166
      @supergatgaming6166 Před 4 lety

      Super squad

    • @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf
      @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf Před 4 lety +6

      I wanna like this, but at the same time I don't wanna mess up the 69 likes

    • @iroraccy
      @iroraccy Před 4 lety +11

      Curtis is the ranger, Steven is the berserker and Debbie is the rogue

    • @1UpBoi
      @1UpBoi Před 4 lety +3

      So they're like the Mii fighters from Smash?

  • @anatolevrn2295
    @anatolevrn2295 Před 4 lety +183

    Or there is also this movie called "Rubber", it came out in 2010 and its about a killer tire

  • @funguscake
    @funguscake Před 2 lety +5

    "The strangest human behavior I've ever seen."
    Me have eating on the floor in front of the fridge at least 10 times in my life: 👁👄👁

  • @bustinlol1987
    @bustinlol1987 Před 2 lety +3

    Happy birthday James!! You are one of if not my favorite CZcamsr because of you amazing personality keep being awesome!!!

  • @horrortiktokstorytime7129
    @horrortiktokstorytime7129 Před 3 lety +1249

    Mom:Go play with the kids next door your always on your phone!
    The kids next door:

    • @lettuce_lover
      @lettuce_lover Před 3 lety +34

      Yeah, but join their gang by murdering a witness!

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 Před 3 lety +13

      @@lettuce_lover you mean... by commiting suicide?

    • @enfod7697
      @enfod7697 Před 3 lety +4

      you’re*

    • @pirat_UA.
      @pirat_UA. Před 3 lety +1

      Gay

    • @leogflames
      @leogflames Před 3 lety +2

      You are always on your phone since it is you’re
      Sorry but I had to lol

  • @ayushtyagi1673
    @ayushtyagi1673 Před 4 lety +79

    James: bloody birthday is no budget movie
    25 dollars : am I joke to you

    • @royaldeer87
      @royaldeer87 Před 4 lety

      I know id love me some 25 bucks right now

  • @joellenannoshi
    @joellenannoshi Před 4 měsíci +1

    "i'm James A Janisse!" me- Thank god....
    HAPPY BURFDAY JAMES!

  • @FamilyofCrazyCollins
    @FamilyofCrazyCollins Před 3 lety +3

    8:20 my phone was ringing at that exact moment

  • @flotskryz
    @flotskryz Před 4 lety +302

    James is Now 31, your James is evolving from James A. Janise into James B. Janise

  • @thiccgibby9652
    @thiccgibby9652 Před 3 lety +367

    James: STEP IT UP STEVEN
    Also James: shit maybe I shouldn't of undersold Steven that dud is clearly the muscle of the group
    James again: yo Steven whats up my man

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah, it's nice. He really develops from just the third dude to being a part of the group!

  • @definitelymdt
    @definitelymdt Před 3 lety +5

    Nice playlist James and happy 5 million subs!

  • @RBLX_Player
    @RBLX_Player Před 8 měsíci

    11:27
    "What did you do?"
    "Nothing..."
    *Loud as hell silence for 5 seconds*

  • @M00niE_k
    @M00niE_k Před 4 lety +367

    It’s funny how u count kills for a living and yet still remain one of the most adorable and humble people on CZcams.happy birthday James and many more shall come

  • @Mayb_Mud
    @Mayb_Mud Před 4 lety +297

    “step it up,STEVEN!”

  • @cookielover7662
    @cookielover7662 Před 3 lety +2

    Happy Birthday James! You're my favorite kill count youtuber!

  • @brianmcleish2742
    @brianmcleish2742 Před 2 lety

    For a viewer that's been watching for about 2-3 years I think this is one of my favs

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 Před 4 lety +269

    Dude the “Step it up Stephen” made me laugh so hard

  • @blockyshapes7001
    @blockyshapes7001 Před 4 lety +215

    Timmy might be bad at making Mario levels, but this kid can elude hitkids like no other.

  • @mira_maya2113
    @mira_maya2113 Před 2 lety +2

    Mom: haha! Your just a kid, what can you do?
    Me: say less

  • @Kartuuse806
    @Kartuuse806 Před 3 měsíci

    The eclipselets roles
    Kurtis: the baddass genious
    Steven: the forgetable muscle
    Debbie: the gaslighter who tought the others how to gaslight

  • @eliburgess5547
    @eliburgess5547 Před 4 lety +83

    “Step it up Stephen” - James

  • @freddeadredemption7478
    @freddeadredemption7478 Před 4 lety +39

    I lost it when Curtis threatened with his gun and the snoop dogg theme started playing.

  • @aidendean8098
    @aidendean8098 Před 3 lety +15

    7:07 ay Steve what's up my man
    Made me laugh so hard