That part WAS hilarious....but then she busts out with the photo of the chicken before it was killed and I nearly died laughing!! You'd think they were adopting a baby!!
0:53 Can't believe no one has commented on the "I am so weird with that gas pedal. It just moves the whole vehicle forward and I --" LOL I started choking on my coffee from laughing
This show is ten times more funny & painful at the same time if you've ever lived in a hipster/bohemian heavy neighborhood like Portland or Williamsburg. These people are real! You don't know how many times I've been held up in a line because some hipster with Elvis Costello glasses and summertime wool hat is asking 500 questions about which Ecuadorian fair trade field the coffee beans are grown in.
this show nails Portland it would be so funny if they could do a sketch about how coffee shops are across the street from the coffee shop that is next door to the coffee shop
While I respect socially conscious consumption and try to do the same...this parody really hits the nail on the head about how annoying it can get depending on who you're dining with. lawd
The picture of Colin shows a female Red Star chicken. I wanted just a little more accuracy. First, wrong sex, second; Red Stars are not a heritage breed. Other than that, hilarious and spot on.
literally worked at a restaurant where the customer was not going to drink the coffee unless it was certified shade-grown beans, so as not to destroy rainforest in their growing and production...
Was on a tour once in Portland and the guy driving the van had an extremely annoying way of pressing the pedal and accelerating In a nauseating manner. Towards the end when he was dropping off people at their locations a car blocked his path and he just stopped and waited for like 3 mins and gave an explanation on how he’s not going to use his horn 😂 everyone kept shouting for him to blow the horn so he could move! He didn’t do it , he waited some more and then walks out and goes to talk to the guy.. I thought to my self “this is Portlandia”
I went out to lunch with my vegetarian and vegan friends yesterday, and while it wasn't quite the same situation, the entire 20 minutes they were talking to the waiter I thought about this. The best part was they've seen this skit before and cracked the fuck up when I told them that this is what it looked like to me.
This show really highlights why I want to get an old Dodge Charger. A lot of very annoying people would find it highly offensive, and that's a noble cause indeed!
+ Pierre Sagnes + Nina Berki + Adrien Binet This video shows how some people are now aware of the origin and the quality of their meal. Of course the main goal here is to make fun of an extreme behaviour, but also we can see that minds are changing, as the waitress is prepared to answer to questions about the chicken. It's a nice way to make fun of a topical issue. And...and,and,and,and,and,and,and,and,and...that's all !!! :-)
SPOILERS they visit the farm and both of them end up falling in love / being brainwashed by owner/cult leader Aliki. They both join Aliki's harem of wives and live in the farm for about five years. Aliki dies (after reminding the female character that she's a total b**ch) and the 'spell' wears off. They 'wake up' and go back to the restaurant. Their table is still there, waiting for them, and so is the waitress.
I saw this clip more than three years ago but I cringed so hard when I watched it because it hit way to close to home! I'm vegan who will eat dairy when it's from a family farm so I ask douchey questions like that (on a tenth of the scale). I think of this clip every time I have to ask a server a question about if something is vegan or if the dairy is from a family farm. I should just ask directly for Colin!
There is nothing wrong with caring about where your meat comes from. And Portland and the surrounding southwest Washington area are a pretty chill place to grow up in America.
This is an intresting video. It shows the exsistence of locavores based on the idea to eat local products but it also shows with humor how they can be too much implicated and demanding in this way of life ! ( Faustine, Aglaé, Amaury )
Yes, it's good to verify the origin of the food as long as it remains chicken. It a waiter serves me a soup of shark, I do not want to check where it comes from!! (Justine B-C, Camille A, Romain F, Maxime D)
Yeah, not eating gluten means really limiting your diet, even though eating gluten is fine for regular people. I have a friend who is actually allergic to it and I would never go through all the limits she does by voluntarily chose not to eat gluten which provides no health benefit. She can't even eat soy sauce because it has too much gluten.
Nobody 'owns' allergies! There are many disorders such as Ehlers Danlos where sufferers are encouraged not to consume gluten as it makes symptoms worse. I don't have Celiacs, but cutting out gluten lessened my joint pain, brain fog went, anxiety went down, my cognitive and neurological issues eased up. Had I not had gluten my entire life, I'm sure I'd be a lot healthier than I am now.
"I'm sorry to interrupt, I have exactly the same question".
Ingenious. I am going to start using this.
That part WAS hilarious....but then she busts out with the photo of the chicken before it was killed and I nearly died laughing!! You'd think they were adopting a baby!!
+Jean-Luc Picard As soon as he said that I started fucking dying of laughter and went down to the comments to see if someone mentioned it
i luv you jean luc!
Sorry to interrupt, but i'm going to start doing the exact. Same. Thing!
😂
Favorite: "...and I'm gonna ask you just one more time: this is local??" So jarring and enitled. Love the tension. This skit never gets old.
JChristian USDA organic, Oregon organic, Portland organic??
I love when he says sorry to interrupt but I have that exact same question lol. Genius
Which begs the question, is Colin consumption worthy?
Their entitlement really is hilarious. The way he asks them to hold their seat while they check on the chicken lol
0:53 Can't believe no one has commented on the "I am so weird with that gas pedal. It just moves the whole vehicle forward and I --" LOL I started choking on my coffee from laughing
Agreed... bad timing on the part of the waitress. I wanted to see where he was going with that.
I hope it was fair trade coffee
This show is ten times more funny & painful at the same time if you've ever lived in a hipster/bohemian heavy neighborhood like Portland or Williamsburg.
These people are real! You don't know how many times I've been held up in a line because some hipster with Elvis Costello glasses and summertime wool hat is asking 500 questions about which Ecuadorian fair trade field the coffee beans are grown in.
Native Oregonian here.
The gas pedal joke had me in stitches because it is ridiculously accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god the part where he's like... "and and and and and and and and and" 😂😂😂 that had me crying foreal!!!! Hahahaha!!!
I'm with you on that one. Best part, then they went to go check it out and left the waitress standing there !
lol yeah
@@MoriDarkmoss It's only 30 miles away lol
I dont know if I can speak to that level of intimate knowledge ahahahahaha this got me so good.
As a waiter this is painful to watch. My server PTSD is kicking in
i would snap lol
How would you do it? I would slap them lol
But she's all into it. 😀
i don't think the waitress has much credibility, since she refers to "Colin" as a male, but the picture is of a hen
Tree Walker Colin is gender neutral.
Devin Dash Um, no it isn't!
Tree Walker Damnit then it must only be Oregon Organic not Portland Organic! Those bastards!
+Tree Walker Colin was born a hen but identifies as male. She didn't appreciate being called a cute chick and rebelled.
I'm sorry, but did you just assume Colin's gender?
01:32 and and and and and and and...annnnddddd
Lmao I broke out in tears lol
comedianonstage I saw your comment right when he started with that lol.
brilliance
Every once in a while in a meeting I’ll stop and say “Sorry to interrupt, but I have exactly the same question”
This is THE best skit of the series, so far. Funny as hell. These two have chemistry! And the waitress is priceless!!!
"I'm sorry to interrupt I had exactly the same question"
I lived in Portland for 8 years and sadly this is accurate AF 😂
I lived in Seattle and yes!
"I'm going to ask you just one more time..and it's local?" Amazing.
this show nails Portland it would be so funny if they could do a sketch about how coffee shops are across the street from the coffee shop that is next door to the coffee shop
Holy sh
It's criminal how much I love this.
One of my favorite Portlandia skits. Too funny
RIP Colin
Bawk
He was a real one 😔😔
While I respect socially conscious consumption and try to do the same...this parody really hits the nail on the head about how annoying it can get depending on who you're dining with. lawd
I would HATE to wait tables these days.
Good point LOL
Ill never have dinner with people like them even for money
We're going to check out this farm, please hold our seats. :-) OMG, that's hilarious. LOL
As someone from Oregon this scene had me in tears I was laughing so hard
Love how she had a dossier ready on the chicken
Putting his little wing around another one 🤣
The picture of Colin shows a female Red Star chicken. I wanted just a little more accuracy. First, wrong sex, second; Red Stars are not a heritage breed. Other than that, hilarious and spot on.
"You know, I don't know I can speak to that level of ahh intimate knowledge about him..." lol
literally worked at a restaurant where the customer was not going to drink the coffee unless it was certified shade-grown beans, so as not to destroy rainforest in their growing and production...
I don't get people like this in real life....if you are going to be like that then just don't eat animals.
+Linny Crocus why?
+Linny Crocus or maybe you find out before hand so you don't turn the waiter into a PR campaign
Linny Crocus Truth
just stay home
"I'm sorry to interrupt; I had exactly the same question". This is the most observant satire of our time.
I love how the comments are more focused on actually surveying chicken farms rather than how hilarious the video is
Colin is here 🐓
you have to give props to the waiter, she handled it professionally.
I like when they get to the farm
LMFAO I AM THOSE PEOPLE! Hahahah
I love this video. The satire of the organic, free range, grass fed, local chicken with a name no less!
I can't say that I can speak of that intimate knowledge of the chicken
I'll ask the same questions next time I go to Mcdonald's. Not sure they know the name of the beef which is in my quarter pounder though haha
+Nathan Aim Good marketing though. Just a nice photo of it pop up when you order something.
search for "White People Problems" SNL skit. It's so funny!
The and and and and shit killed meeee
love how he says "local"... sounds like "loco". makes me laugh every time
Was on a tour once in Portland and the guy driving the van had an extremely annoying way of pressing the pedal and accelerating In a nauseating manner.
Towards the end when he was dropping off people at their locations a car blocked his path and he just stopped and waited for like 3 mins and gave an explanation on how he’s not going to use his horn 😂 everyone kept shouting for him to blow the horn so he could move!
He didn’t do it , he waited some more and then walks out and goes to talk to the guy..
I thought to my self “this is Portlandia”
"I'm gonna ask you just one more time, and it's local?" hahahahhahaha
He's name was Colin
AHAHAHAHA!
is it local
code for "please spit in my food"
That's fine, as long as the spit is local and organic.
orgasmic
😂😂
They act like they care so much about the quality of the chickens life, but they’re going to eat it’s corpse and they want to know it’s name??
West Coast went nuts, now East Texas is considered care-free in comparison
Oh my gosh, it is astonishing how true this is!
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.
He: I'm eating my neighbors.
She: is it local?
I went out to lunch with my vegetarian and vegan friends yesterday, and while it wasn't quite the same situation, the entire 20 minutes they were talking to the waiter I thought about this. The best part was they've seen this skit before and cracked the fuck up when I told them that this is what it looked like to me.
"I drove too slowly on the way here, didn't I?".
I bet Collin had a happy life AND his roasted flesh was delicious.
This show really highlights why I want to get an old Dodge Charger. A lot of very annoying people would find it highly offensive, and that's a noble cause indeed!
There is a cafe in Fitzroy exactly like this in Melbourne Victoria called Sonido!. its hilarious
The scene that was cut that I love is when they get to the farm.
This chicken does “Pal Around!”
+ Pierre Sagnes
+ Nina Berki
+ Adrien Binet
This video shows how some people are now aware of the origin and the quality of their meal. Of course the main goal here is to make fun of an extreme behaviour, but also we can see that minds are changing, as the waitress is prepared to answer to questions about the chicken.
It's a nice way to make fun of a topical issue.
And...and,and,and,and,and,and,and,and,and...that's all !!! :-)
Hilarious, and too true! Though it is good to be a conscious food consumer in this day and age...;-)
love when Fred does that stammering thing. What are these character's names?
Peter & Nance
What's the end of the story?
Did they finally get back to the restaurant to eat him?
Or did they adopt him?
Lhopital Maël They visit the chicken farm/cult compound featuring Jason Sudekis as Aliki. Look for it.
SPOILERS
they visit the farm and both of them end up falling in love / being brainwashed by owner/cult leader Aliki. They both join Aliki's harem of wives and live in the farm for about five years. Aliki dies (after reminding the female character that she's a total b**ch) and the 'spell' wears off. They 'wake up' and go back to the restaurant. Their table is still there, waiting for them, and so is the waitress.
Well, it's better than *not* knowing where your meat comes from, I mean...oh crap I'm that guy.
8 people were reminded of how they order.
I'm gonna ask you just one more time... is it local?
thachiefrocka the hazelnuts, they're local?
I saw this clip more than three years ago but I cringed so hard when I watched it because it hit way to close to home! I'm vegan who will eat dairy when it's from a family farm so I ask douchey questions like that (on a tenth of the scale). I think of this clip every time I have to ask a server a question about if something is vegan or if the dairy is from a family farm. I should just ask directly for Colin!
OMGiz!! "Colin the Chicken"..oober funny in a disturbing way lol
I quote this sketch daily.
This cracks me up! This is TOTALLY me when I go out to eat! Bahaha!
"Mind eraser shots with a twist of lime!"
I am from Oregon and while it is a hyperbole, you have no idea how true it is!
There is nothing wrong with caring about where your meat comes from. And Portland and the surrounding southwest Washington area are a pretty chill place to grow up in America.
His name was Collin 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄
You've GOT to watch the whole chicken thing spin off, it's so damn funny!
"I'm sorry to intterupt, I have exactly the same question."
Love this skit.
I'm gonna ask this next time I go restaurant lol
''his name was Colin"
Dying.
I think there's tons of material in many of the comments here for further sketches 🤣
These are the first people I'm going to eat when all hell breaks loose.
I was just about to type this out.
I'm sorry to interupt but i have exactly the same question. Holy shit, i'm gonna use that so much
I remember this episode. LOL
This is an intresting video. It shows the exsistence of locavores based on the idea to eat local products but it also shows with humor how they can be too much implicated and demanding in this way of life !
( Faustine, Aglaé, Amaury )
So they go to the farm, and that's when they encounter that cult leader?
I'm sorry to interrupt, I have that same exact question.
This is a wonderfully sardonic video.
Yes, my father too.
I wonder how many noticed fred armisen's shirt changing to some pink shirt or dress looking thing after he agreed to staying at the farm.
His name was Collin, awesome!
an an an an an an and n n n n n n n n n n n an and you have good relationships with these people. Holy sh!t I’m DEAD 😂
here's a good one! brilliant satire.
Yes, it's good to verify the origin of the food as long as it remains chicken. It a waiter serves me a soup of shark, I do not want to check where it comes from!!
(Justine B-C, Camille A, Romain F, Maxime D)
When eating isn't a priority but a chore
this show is great 😂😂😂😂 they roast the shit out of hip culture in portland & fucking nail it! 😂😂😂
Will ya just eat da chicken! 😅
Local and Organic
is the hazel hahahaha omg
totally watching the show now.
When he stuttered; ☺
Yeah, not eating gluten means really limiting your diet, even though eating gluten is fine for regular people. I have a friend who is actually allergic to it and I would never go through all the limits she does by voluntarily chose not to eat gluten which provides no health benefit. She can't even eat soy sauce because it has too much gluten.
Nobody 'owns' allergies! There are many disorders such as Ehlers Danlos where sufferers are encouraged not to consume gluten as it makes symptoms worse. I don't have Celiacs, but cutting out gluten lessened my joint pain, brain fog went, anxiety went down, my cognitive and neurological issues eased up. Had I not had gluten my entire life, I'm sure I'd be a lot healthier than I am now.
These hazelnuts, are they local?