Subscription Boxes - Scott The Woz
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- čas přidán 1. 06. 2019
- Scott wastes money.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
Facebook: / scottthewoz
Instagram: / scottthewoz
Music Used:
"Main Theme" from Paperboy (NES)
"Create: Super Mario World (Overworld)" from Super Mario Maker
"Corneria" from Star Fox
"Angel Island Zone Act 1" from Sonic the Hedgehog 3
"Fire Man" from Mega Man Battle Network
"Main Menu" from SNES Classic Edition
"Steel Drum Rhumba" from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
"3 PM" from Animal Crossing
"Main Theme" from Mario Paint
"Ending Theme" from Super Mario World
"Battle Mode" from Super Mario Kart
"Crazy Calypso" from Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
"Battle Theme" from Chrono Trigger
"Main Menu" from NES Classic Edition
"Main Theme" from Paperboy (Arcade)
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes - Hry
"toothpick holder" That's a shot glass and everyone knows it.
It’s a joke
@@hylianro Shot glasses have been sold as toothpick holders for a while now. (I first saw this in 2008) It still boggles my mind that you can sell shot glasses in places where alcohol references are inappropriate by claiming they're toothpick holders. It's like watching someone successfully sneak into a place using a Groucho Marx disguise.
@@bfish89ryuhayabusa Incredible. Meanwhile actual toothpick holders are passed by.
Anything's a shot glass if you try hard enough
The only good monthly subscription stuff are the food ones and other products you'd actually use like soap and shampoos
50% of loot crates were just people forgetting to unsubscribe.
Will give you a loot crate box for food
@@FangzwithaZ maybe
the other 50% is inflatable crown fans
@@PandosyAnna yeab
@@PandosyAnna fucking inflatable fucking crown
For almost everything you can get from loot crate, there’s a counterpart at hot topic. Just go there at this point.
Only replying to this because I couldn’t do it before so I went to a random comment
You could also *not* go
LEFTi this is true
But it doesnt exist in my country the closest thing we have is gamestop
Also GameStop. Or FYE. Or ThinkGeek. Or Spencer’s. Or...
Fun fact : Scott made "the things he likes list" repeat so it looks like he likes more things then he actually does
Yea it repeats 3 times
He needs a shirt that says "I like Nintendo, breakfast cereal, and maybe two people."
Wow, sad
I feel like Scott made the list short and fast so people would notice and it looks like he liked less things than he actually does
It’s good to know I’m not the only one the likes, IKEA, Honey Bunches of Oats: Almond Edition, and a good lamp
I love how Loot Crate was all like "Yeah, they're 'toothpick holders'. TOTALLY not shot glasses, kids. They hold toothpicks."
Was gonna say something lol ty
Yeah, when I saw the box I wondered what the heck a toothpick holder was, then he showed them & like, that's just a shot glass dude.
They only hold toothpicks when you're at a bar, so they might as well be shot glasses. They could also hold change, a succulent plant, a candle, or evidence that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Holy shit, are "toothpick holders" actually a thing?
travis.is.win honestly that’s what I thought
Loot Crate just filed for bankruptcy and owes a bunch of boxes still. Way to go Scott.
@The Accidental Hipster did scott the woz make lootcrate go brankrupt? what a god.
Ooooff
@Teamgeist ashens who?
@Teamgeist sorry, im a lootcrate unboxing youtuber ignorant. I think i found a video but i still dont know what he does.
@Teamgeist
British CZcamsrs exist in their own little bubble, AFAIK. Nearly all of them know each other - it seems - and they're popular in Britain, but largely unknown everywhere else.
I love how they called the shot glasses "toothpick holders"
I was so confused
shows how much he drinks lol
@@ghw1985 that’s what it said on the box
I'd guess that it was because these boxes are also sold to children and you can't market alcohol to kids.
@@ghw1985 damn you sound like a loser
"This cost me 50 bucks a month"
Then my video decided to buffer, and a cricket started cricketing.
That’s what we call perfect timing
That’s hilarious
Comedic timing
I choose to believe that the Captain Marvel shirt was a medium and Scott is just unusually tiny
Lol same
I too choose to believe that.
Hey all, small here!
That's American medium XD
Xtra Medium shirts
That shirt is 100% a small and Scott is just the size of a 3 year old.
Can confirm; I met him once at the mall and he fit into my shirt pocket. Granted it was a costume party and my shirt pocket was comedically large but still.
...
Part or all of that story may be false.
Dargonhuman Should’ve just took him home
@@Dargonhuman Yeah it was clear you lied, Scott would never go to a party, it was obviously at the local sketchy forest.
Yeah he and Jerma have a lot in common
I accidentally crushed him under my shoe yesterday, sorry everyone, no more Scott
I think LootCrates were just assembled from the clearance bins at GameStops.
I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, if they buy in bulk from various retailers (i.e. GameStop, Hot Topic, Target), the inventory that just isn't selling. That way, Lootcrate gets the items for dirt cheap, and the brick-and-mortar retailers free up some shelf space. It's just business sense.
“It feels like I’m living inside of a loot crate”
I can't believe people sub to this service. Do people not know how to search for things you like? 🤦🤦🤦 Everything they showed is a Google search away. Hmmmm if only they had said game as clothing, posters, books, etc. Am I really explaining this? Jesus people are dumb.
@@LEXICON-DEVIL I've tried and sometimes I can't find specific items I've recieved from LootCrate. And I just like buying one every few months and getting some random things. Like I got a mug I like to use, a hand towel I use all the time, some of my favorite shirts, a replica of a weapon from my favorite show, some awesome pins, a journal, a wallet, a book for my collection that is based off of Final Fantasy Type 0, and a ton of other shit.
@@axothegremlin Key word here is "shit" my friend. Stop wasting your money on a cheap surprise that actually cost more money than the items are worth.
The fact that loot crate went bankrupt awhile back makes this video even more hilarious
Jokes on you Scott, I met my *husband* on lootcrate.
He's a Funko Pop.
MrYouarethecancer what is his name?
Is he an exclusive to u😏
My loot crate waifu body pillow and I are happy for you two!
*_Mr_*
Eww.
Why a Funko Pop?
Lootcrate is pretty much selling gamestop’s clearance bins for $50
And like Gamestop it’s dying a death
But isnt that what Gamestop's doing too?
Bruh gamestop started making mystery boxes that are literally items from their clearance bin.
SMM Jaxon definitely
This dude can see the future
Still to this day, Scott is still receiving Loot Remix boxes, even after canceling
"Help me I'm drowning in Battlestar Galactica figures, how do you produce so many?"
That Borderlands mousemat is from the June 2015 crate, theme was... Cyber, I believe. I was gifted a 3 month subscription for my nineteenth birthday, and that was the first one I ever opened. I am still using that exact mousemat at this very moment.
To this day my Dad uses that borderlands mouse mat. Yes I'm in a family of nerds.
Tbh that mousepad was fire
i love that theres multiple experiences like this. a friend of mine who has NEVER played borderlands uses the same mousepad because they were gifted a lootcrate subscription
its a sick mousepad tho, I am pretty jealous tbh
“Toothpick Holders” that’s how they sneak shot glasses through apparently
Ryan I thought that too made me exhale through my nose
Anyone else notice how Scott picks music to fit *every single box?*
Yes 👍
This is why I love Scott’s videos. He pays such great attention to detail.
Dimentive he does
I don't hear it.
I remember hearing. That Lootbox was purposely putting in better items for first-time users. In an effort to make it seem more valuable to consumers and help make them keep the subscription.
lmao awkward as fuck pauses
@@lordmarshmal_0643They're trying their best :(
Back when my brother and I still lived with my mum, as part of our allowance mum would get us something relatively cheap we liked each month or so. My brother choose LootCrate, I chose for her to get me amiibo. To this day, I still feel like I won big time.
I've never had amiibo but I'm inclined to agree
That's 'cause you did! lol.
If "sponsored by loot crate" is going to be the last thing he hears before he dies...
But first a word from our sponser, Raid Shadow Legends
But first, a word from our other sponsor, ExpressVPN
@@LuigiMasterGaming not as bad as raid
@@LuigiMasterGaming NorthVPN xD
Raid sucks. It's not nearly as good as it was promoted. All money Plarium spent for promoting it and no actual game development. Also, they straight out LIED that they "don't sponsor anybody", so they maybe think we're all idiots.
@@LuigiMasterGaming VPNs at least do their job.
Scott, we need to have a talk. Your subscription box addiction is getting out of hand.
Your should also see his madden 08 addiction.
My two favorite youtubers in one place!
I don’t know what you are talking about alpha he only spent like too much money. CZcamsrs make too much money x 10.
The fellow in the corner over there is Jeff van Vonderen, an interventionist. This is an intervention. What we have here is a room full of people who love you like crazy, Scott. They are gonna say a few things, then you are gonna say a few things and we're done.
Play *PVZ GW* (Plants vs Zombies : Garden Warfare). I'm sure you gonna love it.
The foreign food ones make sense. And I feel like a Lego box would work well if Lego didn't hate all retailers besides Walmart, Target, and Amazon.
from my experience, the more specific the crate the better experience youll have. a general lootcrate would have a bunch of shit you dont care about, but with the hello kitty lootcrate i was happy with everything i got
scott also said that
5:26
- These jars i got at Target, they have this cool lid where you just have to press the top of it and it locks onto the jar
- Rain
- Not Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash
- Gravity Rush
- Sectionals
- A good lamp
- Grey socks
- Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds Edition
- Hitch on Blu-Ray
- Five Below
- The idea of owning an aquarium
- Calling Pop-Tarts "Jump 'N' Fiddles"
- Tucson, Arizona
- Wired headphones
- Those bluetooth speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were liek 13 yeah those are the best
- A dog
- A cat
- Those artistic erasers that feel like Silly Putty and you can stretch and squeeze and stick it places
- Boston Market
- Stupid Nintendo Games
- IKEA
- This one park near me
and then the list repeats itself 2 more times.
Can confirm
I thought I saw "Pain"
I slowed it down to .25x and paused. Can confirm.
Those jars are pretty awesome, I think I have the same ones hes talking about lol
Jayron Pearson you must’ve seen rain
I can just imagine a mom telling her kids “Hey kids get mommy’s ... toothpick holders”.
Sounds like an obscure naughty euphemism
My favorites are definitely the foreign food boxes. I love trying new things, it's usually stuff I couldn't otherwise get, and it all gets eaten and packaging thrown away. I don't have to stuff my closet with a bunch of random stuff.
For all of those that went “oh shit a sock” 1:09
And just like that Scott's potential LootCrate sponsorship was gone like... like an angel's kiss
I don't know. If Ashens hasn't been able to get rid of his despite his constant contempt for them, I don't see Scott's being in any peril. LootCrate seems to believe that no publicity is bad publicity.
is that a jontron refrence?
i have a feeling they messaged him and he went ahead and made this
"Here's a Voltron beanie and scarf"
"Oh yeah, it's June"
I'M-
Some people do that.
My brother wears a black jacket.
I....do that actually.
_what am I doing with my life_
I wear a beanie in the summer still but only because I never take my giant headphones off and the hat keeps the leather pads from getting sweaty and glueing to my head
Scott said "Gay Rights!"
@@perkypears facts!!!
When Scott showed the tf2 pin set I legitimately pog’d
I know me cool jimmy is a bit late but timestamp skateboard boy?
I would actually like those
@@gazza587 I know I’m a bit late but 8:29
8:56
“here’s a f***ing mouse pad”
*smacks*
>checks email
>sees Loot Crate's seventeenth email this month, asking to sponsor him
"... It's time."
“Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to lose money” - Scott the Woz 2019
He's doing pretty well at that now that he's a CZcamsr.
Rookie money loser
Waste*
Lootcrate was the best early on before they decided to do a million other crates. I joined right before they branched out too quickly and had cool themes and my favorite crate was Attack on Titanfall (I don't remember exactly what was in it, but I remember it had the first AoT manga volume).
Well judging by the name probably stuff from Attack on Titan and Titanfall, which sounds pretty cool as a Titanfall fan
Yeah that sounds absolutely sick and I’d love that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Scott the Woz box came with a sock that will now be framed in my room
I met my wife through loot crate
Happy birthday Mr Scott
Holy shit 1k
ZombiezHunter05Official this sounds like a interesting story. May I inquire as to how you two met?
@@Detective_L she is a Pop! figure
@@Detective_L Fun fact, I met my wife through loot crate. She was the delivery woman and I ordered the classic loot crate. Anyhow, she delivered it and I said, "Oh boy, I can't wait to open my new Loot Crate." She then looked at me and said, "Wait, you're into pop culture too?" And to that I replied, "yes of course." She proposed to me on the spot.
My wife came included in a loot crate
@@jonsampson3030 my wife also came
I cancelled my loot crate after they started to branch off with different creates. Their basic box was literally just clearance items from gamestop. I have fond memories of being excited each month for my box to arrive but towards the end it was just "let's see what crap I get this time". needless to say, I don't regret my decision.
That pretty much mirrors my sister's experience with them too; once in a while she'd get a decent t-shirt that was actually her size or a figurine one of her sons was into but most of the stuff she got was just leftover convention swag that no one wanted or stuff she passed over at GameStop a dozen times when shopping with her sons.
"Fucking inflatable fucking crown" ~ashens
I have never gotten in to these subscription boxes though i have seen the retro games one where they send you games looks great and some of the others arent bad either just the really broad ones dont work
It's so sad because at first it was amazing then.... I was just getting em for the shirts....
TikTok ruined Metallica for me.
“Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to waste money.” That hit deep.
But they are free
Things Scott Does Like:
These jars I got at Target, they have this cool lid where you just have to press the top of it and it locks onto the jar
Rain
Not Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash
Gravity Rush
Sectionals
A good lamp
Grey socks
Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds Edition
Hitch on Blu-Ray
Five Below
The idea of owning an aquarium
Calling Pop-Tarts “Jump N’ Fiddles”
Tucson, Arizona
Wired headphones
Those bluetooth speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were liek (sic) 13 yeah those are the best
A dog
A cat
Those artistic erasers that feel like Silly Putty and you can stretch and squeeze and stick it places
Boston Market
Stupid Nintendo Games
IKEA
This one park near me
Do you know if he's from AZ?
Hitch on Blu-ray 😄😄😄
I’m surprised he didn’t put Madden 08
It also repeats like 5 times with the same list lol
@@cringycomediccarlos1144 i think he lives in ohio
Scott: *vomits up crumpled paper in the toilet*
Me: *hits like*
Scott: So that's where one of my ideas for my idea wheel was hiding.
Is this how to basic?!?!?
It’s not a good video unless Scott vomits.
Scott has been diagnosed with - getting older
Happy birthday
CRISPR Lootbox review coming up?
I watched this when I was brushing my teeth
Nice
0:38 I thought that said “Epstine in a box” and my life hasn’t been the same since.
2019:
Sponsored by loot crate
2020:
S P O N S O R E D B Y R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D
Aftermath of his video about Raid Shadow Legends
2021:
Sponsored by Coronavirus Survivors Fund
@@Dargonhuman 2022:
Sponsored by the letter b
2022: SPONSORED BY BOTTLE WATER
@@MRBIGSHOT1997 WATER IS BACK AGAIN, INTRODUCING WATER Z EX + 2!
" toothpick holders" because kids by these and we can't call them shot glasses
for real
Oh, so that's what those were
😂😂
Azrael: "Come with me, Scott. You've been sponsored by Loot Crate."
The list of things at 5:26 are just like ten things on loop XD
Happy birthday Scott!!
You aren't just a JonTron replacement anymore 👍
Ew
@@rabbitearsguy ew u
Yeah, he's a "terminal illness" aswell
“Anymore” implies that he ever was.
Gaming Oasis The non controversial JonTron
If we rename these shot glasses as T O O T H P I C K H O L D E R S we can circumvent the idea that we're selling alcohol related items to minors, right?
Look mom I got a “toothpick holder”
@@Icecastles4000 Hey, Dad, check it out. Mom and the mailman are drinking angry juice out of my toothpick holders.
The foreign food crates are awesome, especially if your geography or world history teacher has them, and divides them up amongst the class
0:55 behold, the original Raid: Shadow Legends
“Not Chibi Robo: Ziplash”
That’s some humor right there.
As someone in Oklahoma I can in fact say that Lootcrate does pay for our government
@Soupy Chang what if you wanted to live in Oklahoma, but God said "W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M Y S W A M P"
weather gayer than a witch’s dick
dalto I thought I was the only person who lived in Oklahoma
But do they pay for interstate 44
Oklahoma gang
It’s amazing that he never begs for subs
I love it
The tomb raider shirt is the same one boogie wore when he fired the gun.
I think Scott is salty because he never got that lootcrate sponsorship
Its plosable
Its ploosble
Its plasable
It’s plousebull
Snorf
We will find you Scott
*This comment is sponsored by Loot Crate*
dude I accidently clicked on another video and saw this comment at the same time and I just came back to like your comment
This world is sponsored by lootcrate
This universe is sponsored by lootcrate
Lootcrate is sponsored by lootcrate
UnderBreak why am I seeing a fuckton of Sig avatars right after I started playing PPT as him
Oddly enough, my only experience with a 'gaming subscription box' was actually a pretty good deal since I got some random new member deal where the thing was 5 bucks, and it came with a $20 game.
Scott: “Geez Scott, what do you like”
*lists things he likes
Me: *sees IKEA
“ :) “
A man of culture indeed
Yes i too enjoy Honey Bunches of Oat: Almonds Edition for the Nintendo Switch
Right up there with "Sectionals: Motion Edition" for the Wii
Love how you just said "Scott wastes money" in the description.
PS: Happy birthday, Scott!
Oh yeah, Its his birthday.
Happy birthday, Scott!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag Scott, from Germany!
I have a feeling lootcrate wanted to sponsor him.
3:08 this is the funniest visual you've ever done, i was laughing for a good few minutes
"Y'know watching Scott the woz is pretty cool. Because it's like a free subscription box, but it's free." - Matin Luther King probably
Nah that was Gandhi
Jonathan Simmons No I’m pretty sure my History teacher said it was Queen Elizabeth I
@@murderonthemind678 r/wooosh
dude dont talk so bad about lootcrate i met my wife there
And I met my death aswell, I see we found great things
What month was she? Might still be in the vault.
Is she a zelda mousepad?
it was a taco pin
RLM hit this nail right on the head with the nerd crew.
"I've never seen Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, or The Fifth Element"
And here I thought Scott was cultured
As someone from Oklahoma, I'd like to say our government could really use Lootcrate's funding
Jackson W and maybe education 49th in the nation strong
At least you guys made quick trip
@@boomingsuccess4884 & 7-11
@@Plamler I'm going to make videos about either tonight or the next day trust me
Same the roads in Tulsa are garbage.
Well, you made some heartstone player out there very happy.
Not really it's for one pack, worth next to nothing, and it's not even a current pack it's for the base set.
No. It costs negative money
No one who plays hearthstone is happy.
@@MrYouarethecancer thank you for making my day better
5:26 you gotta respect him for putting that in, if you pause it's all genuine things and not random letters
I want Scott to show up to my funeral in the comically large Captain Marvel t shirt
That's a mighty fiiine Captain Marvel blanket you got there.
my last lootcrate came with regular metal straws and a can of redbull with a fortnite ad on it.
$50.
7/9 sounds great~°!
It's an energy drink to go with your fortnite
thats what you get for subscribing to that garbage
Also a whole-ass month late.
The only crates worth getting every month are the candy ones. It's something you'll actually use, you might find something new to like, and it's a lot cheaper than importing everything individually.
The greatest trick the Waste Chasers ever pulled was not showing up the first time they were needed.
I would love to see Scott interview Jacob at 2:09 about why loot gold is his favorite box
Loot boxes should make you take a survey on what you like so they know what to send you
HarryTrooper 211 like how Bandai NAMCO does with the vip box they do giveaways for
It’d be neat to get random nintendo games every month, not gonna lie
@@theutubepower1243 that'd be a bit much
Captain Antilles lmao too late
There used to be an awesome box named BOBOS that did this sort of thing. It was legitimately the best subscription box around imo and the couple times I got it I got truly amazing stuff. It was run by a couple and they would go out to conventions and everything to get specific things you were interested in.
Happy birthday Scott! Love your videos man
Random HQ Switch could be a really early or really late b-day wish lol
nope it’s in june
4:01 Switch those words around, Scott.
5:27 who else paused to read what he likes
me
discord.gg/6UfQYfq
Scott's fans server!
Imagine Scott getting a sponsorship from LootCrate after this.
Oh yeah also Happy Birthday you weirdo gamer
Jetyut It would have been way more hilarious if Loot Crate sponsored the making of this video.
I wish it was my birthday
Imagine Scott having a stake in the loot boxes he liked towards the end haha but happy birthday
Lol
oh it’s my birthday too oof
ngl i'd kill for those tf2 pins
Same
Can probably get em on ebay or something
@@ss5gogetunks me agree
@@ss5gogetunks I got em at Goodwill
Im a tf2 fan and i can confirm, there's a LOT of them on ebay
"Oh sh*t a sock!"
Well done, Scott
It's weird how we are officially outside the era of constant loot crate ads and even raid shadow legends to an extent, it's mostly mobile RPGs now I think
That and Opera GX for some reason.
As an oklahoman I can confirm our state budget is from subscription boxes
Bro don't give away our secret
He knows too much about our state government
When the Chesapeake energy arena loses power, we know loot crate is dead
Austin Williams and College Football
Explains why I find so many Oklahomans in Texas
See, Scott? YOU are the reason Lootcrate has filed for bankruptcy.
I actually didn't know
That's Stuart "little" ashens you s w I n e
Is that a complement?
Nobody like lootcrate anyways
That is another reason he is my hero
5:27
-Those Bluetooth speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were liek 13 yeah those are the best
-These jars I got at Target, they have a cool lid where you just have to press the top of it and it locks the jar
-IKEA
-Stupid Nintendo games
And,
-Not Chibi-Robo zip-lash
Ikea is a very cool place to be in
I have never imagined someone wearing socks on a bed till now Thank you Scott
But I'm already subscribed to Scott The Woz
And it's free!
@@GwaGwaGwa exactly!
That’s a great price!
Dark Souls inspired Lootbox: You open the crate and get stabbed by a sword. YOU DIED.
More likely it's a mimic and it just eats your face.
Eat you like a bread
Its almost like lootcrate sent creators boxes that were over filled with high tier items/ selected items that didn't represent a actual box
The one subscription box I like is actually Japan Crate! It’s just nice to have a curated little box of snacks, it even comes with a drink when you get the premium crate!
The impression at 1:02, I haven’t laughed that hard all week. Keep up the good shit, Scott
must not take much to make you laugh....lol
I actually got that Zelda box! The Zelda cup is the best cup I have and the rest of that stuff I have on display
This is the first Scott the woz video I watched and now I've just been binging them
I love how whenever I watch the part where it shows the stuff he likes the thing my eye points out first is IKEA
Scott, seeing you in that 5XL shirt cracked me up. Well done bud! Great video.
It’s a blanket, not a 5XL shirt
@@imusingtiltcontrols9470 Semantics!
7 on trending? Whoa i love Scott entering the big leagues
Also Happy Birthday
That was our gift to him
I refuse to believe Scott likes 5 below after the desert island episode
I think this video has Scott's best opening he's ever done. It's just so good if shown out of context.