747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)
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- čas přidán 2. 11. 2018
- While on-duty as ATC in Atlanta, I come across an insane Boeing 747 pilot who attempts to assault the tower multiple times. It's okay though, we can just buy a new one. Thanks for watching.
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Thanks for watching bossman. - Zábava
The realistic realism
The autistic realism.
The thec them
The real is dick's out.
Thehotairballoon realisticdoing realism4000knots
The airrealisticproud54 airrealismproud87
as a pilot i can confirm this is EXACTLY how we use the sim
Lol pilots go brrrrrrrrrrrt my 777X
Wtf why do the cookies matter lol
@@firegod867 What do you mean? Are you actually insinuating that cookies don't matter?
Hey are you a pilot? Lol
You fly paper planes bum
“We’re going to have to ask you to remain grounded until we can confirm there are cookies onboard”
This man has his priorities straight
@Hu Tao indeed
Yes indeed
I still track this video down every now and again after a vague quoting of that line.
Cookies are ALWAYS priority one!
@@rewindproductions7261 thats why im here now lmao
ATC: "Confirm cookies are loaded?"
Pilot: "Confirm"
ATC: "Great, you are now free to taxi."
Pilot: "Negative."
ATC: "Pardon? You decline to taxi despite cookies on board?"
Pilot: "Confirm. None of the cookies are Girl Scout 'Samoas' or 'Thin Mints."
ATC: "Confirmed. Legitimate claim. Please return to cargo so we can correct this crime against humanity."
"AND STANBYE ONE, I'M GETTNIG STRUCK BY A 747 AT HIGH SPEED!"
"Welcome to Steam Edition."
Man said it like it was a daily thing 💀
Seems like a Monday or Friday thing.
@@SoulCharizardAnother day in the office.
The combination of serious professionalism and childish absurdity makes this video genuinely hilarious.
It's like signing a contract while clowns dance around you.
There is no professionalism here, he made many mistakes
The 747 sounds like McLovin and I’m dying 🤣
I wouldn't go that far..
@@teww lmao 🤣 😆 😂
Government: work from home
Airplane pilots:
Lmao
Yo lmaooo💀😂
🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀
Yeah gotta get the cookies
"why is there 9 people in here and uh, 28 people in the server?"
*the sound of multiple ppl leaving the server* 😂
That be my ask..
"That might answer my question..."
I don't get it?
@@LosingTeethwatch the whole video
@@aarnav_s69 I did, loser.
Lol the idea that an ATC would switch direction of the runway just because too many people are taking off in the wrong direction is just infinitely hilarious.
Airforce when a pilot: this is a serious game for serious people
Airforce when atc: just maybe play chicken with him or something
To be honest having heared Real ATC footage, it is near perfectly accurate how he ATC's except for the murder planes ofcourse xD
Showed this to my co worker who was an ATC in the Navy, he immediately said "That planes going the wrong way" and proceeded to react with pure horror and disbelief at all the regulation violations. Hilarious.
That funny make him play the simulation haha..
hate to break it to him but FSX steam isn't known for it's realism
I want to see that
That sounds like content man. Might do well to upload his reaction to these, I'd watch that!
yeah pretty sure flying a 747 into the tower is a violation of regulations...
7:02 “tower it seems we have a mid-air exorcism taking place”
lol
lol
😂😂😂😂
That 747 had me on the *LITERAL FLOOR* and now I can't breathe
I mean just the way it snapped back towards you was like one of the animations by Pamtri.
Same. I‘m out here dying from laughing, rolling around tryna breathe.
Also the cookie guy
On the literal floor not the figurative floor?
“And this 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is now launching himself directly at the tower.”
@@FederalFlavx
That day the atc felt fear it was the only day atc showed fear
I get the feeling this is actually secretly happening at real airports around the world 24/7.
Not 24/7 sometimes they do joke around
@@ahmedbalucci lmao no they dont
@@SHIV-uw2zj I meant joke around not flying inverted in a 747 or nosediving with a hot air balloon
oh k
I hope not 😂
The tower guy sounds like he does this 4 real but he does this bc he can't talk like this @ his real tower job
he is just a guy with a pilot certificate, I think he said once he's working on making it a career.
@@jonnie2bad well this simulator is an approved sim for all world wide certs
He is a real pilot.
Lol I think you're right. A little emotional outlet
"Its okay we can buy a new tower" why does he have to sounds middle eastern??? Oh the appropriations!
- The only pilot chiming in getting rejected departure due to missing cookies.
- All other pilots just leaving without chiming in.
AND love that he's serious in the goofing off lobbies, and goofing off in the SIM lobbies
Lol that’s great
He is Chaotic Neutral lol
The switch between professionalism and silliness and both at the same time is just to damn funny and awesome!
Dark Light i got you five by five deep voice btw daddy
Sometimes they are the same
Did the cookie guy even take off?
@@naamah6368 2 years later, he is still waiting for clearance.
Do you have any C O O K I E S
“I’ll identify him as a rogue aircraft”
“We’ll sick some F-18’s on him”
The F-18s come out on the runway and take off without clearance.
I laughed at that.
It's just the casualness in his voice, "okay, we will put some F-18s to murder him"
XD
Tfw you're the 999th like
I love this calm voice in sheer terror moments.
“Um yah we have a rouge plane over there” as a 747 comes at him full speed🤣🤣🤣
I love how serious it is in a such a clusterfuck of a lobby
"Are there any cookies on board?"
" I can neither confirm or deny that sir."
"We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."
My kind of people, you don’t go anywhere without cookies
"Biscotti"
@@JokerCommisions the casual way he said that had me cracking up
Where's my milk???
lmao
As an ex-ATC I was both horrified and highly amused.
Imagine being in that situation irl
I did my flight training at SWO and the tower was manned by a bunch of hooligans not too unlike this guy. In retaliation I would always request progressive taxi instructions. If that aint funny you need to look up SWO.
(SWO Stillwater) I was born and raised in Tahlequah.
🧢🧢🧢
@@bongjovi4928 hows life in the closet?
I just got re-recommended this video after searching for it for 4 years, the 747 stopping mid-air and defying the laws of physics still gets me
this could definately be a tv series 😂😂 switches between professionalism and absurdity at the drop of a hat … love it
"Standby, I'm getting struck by a 747 at high speed."
"Welcome to Steam Edition."
ok
The last video I watched, I saw an inverted 747 going 99999x the speed of light
911 simulator
“If you could just slow down, and increase your airspeed.”
-airforceproud95
Seems legit
*Almondmilk85
The AntKnight BLOG IT
sounds like something that a liberal would say
"90° bangle"
-also airforceproud95 god damnit...
"And UH, DON'T BANK at a 90 degree angle like you did right there, thank you."
I'm dying.
"Well all these planes are taking off the wrong way without checking in with the tower first, don't much appreciate that"
"Boeing 6104 checking in, we've received cookie shipment"
Finally a god damn professional around here
"Are there any cookies onboard?"
"Eh, yes?"
"Are there really?"
"..... I can neither confirm nor deny"
“Let’s keep it realistic in here”
“Are there any cookies on board”
Edit (eat my like thirsty comment) upvote this to karma heaven
hahaha
Goose Gods *747 hovering and pivots on a fixed position flies through tower and flips* Happens all the time
Yeah soo realistic
Goose Gods SKKKRRRTTTTTT
AWACS Longcaster in a nutshell
“Possibly gonna strike the tower a SECOND time”
Me: **flashbacks** *oh no*
"why are there 9 people here and 28 in the server?"
*sounds of people leaving the call*
"I believe that answers my question"
I bet those people were trying to listen to the silly atc lol
*Tower collapses*
"ITS OKAY, WE CAN BUY A NEW ONE" 👌
Lit idea
(lol) doesn't work like that
Lmfao bruh 😂
Young man why did you make me laugh so much lmao
"eh, I dont think that's how it works"
"Welcome to Steam edition"
That plane when it was flipping I laughed so hard. And “it’s ok! We can just buy a new tower.” Damn this is funny
This randomly popped up in my recommendations.. Had to watch the whole thing because I simply loved the contrast between the heavily role playing guys vs. the immersion breaking stupidity of the others. This is what CZcams was made for. Pure gold right here !
one of the strangest recommendations I've ever gotten....but what can I say...youtube was right about this video lol
Yeah wtf how this is on my recommended
LOL me too! Never watched flight sim vids before... but YT recommended and I lol'd :)
Same
Same 😂
Fr doe
*plane goes through tower*
“It’s okay! We can buy new tower.”
“I don’t think that’s how it works”😂😂😂😂
If only it did work like that 9/11 would have been so much easier
That 2nd F-18 just cost the AF a million dollars in damage during that take off
You get thumbs up on that flawless "Biscoff" response alone. Perfect execution.
"Do you have cookies onboard?"
"Yes?"
"Are there really?"
*"I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY"*
"sir we are going to ask you to remain grounded until you confirm cookies on board"
" here let me just taxi back to the gate to pick up some cookies none of the passengers will mind"
"yeah go ahead chief there's an F18 there go ahead and dodge and weave around it to get to the gate"
"yeah can we get those swerve sound effects"
That was hilarious
Overspray Collector nor is in there? You should've read it.
You can't deny that "Biscoff" was the obvy answer though!
@@amateurprogrammer25 LMFAO!
A casual "Send F-18s after him."
*Slurps his coffee* "I love this job".
Lol "skrrrrr"
I believe the Urban Dictionary translation is: "Lets just fucking kill him"
1000th like
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) o
Imagine you're looking out the windows of a plane and all of a sudden get thrown and flung around the plane because the pilot wanted to do a little air show.
I love how boeing 6104 is trying so hard to follow the rules and instructions while everyone else is just commit absolute chaos across the airport 😂
Whoever the guy in the tower is, you are brilliant dude.
Having been a real pilot... yeah, he knows what he's doing. ^_^
Great to have a job you love
He sounds a little bit like Kennedy Steve.
agreed
He even knows the right cookies.
I can just imagine the 747 stopping, then turning with the glowing red eyes meme that get larger and larger as it gets closer at 6:44
NANI
@@imirazuke3516 "Omae wa mou shinderiu."
@@deferguard7748 TRRRIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM
747: hey wanna make a Dreamliner with me? Giggity
Screen starts flashing like slenderman getting you
This is gold, feel like I'm watching a classic SitCom.
Could you imagine a real air traffic controller acting like this? 😂😂😂😂
Some of the funniest stuff ive watched in a while
That’s why my flights are always delayed.... cookie shortage.
The cost of fuel taxiing back and forth to cater everyones snack preference is unbelievable.
@GoodISnipr Throw out life reservers and oxygen masks to have enough space. 😂
@GoodISnipr Couldn't agree more pal. 😂
It's true on box of cookies for a Express plane 2 for an Airbus 319 or 320 plane 3 boxes for a 737 plane 4 for 757 plane 5 for 767 planes also fun fact the Denver Broncos fly in a United airlines plane it's a 767 plane and then 787 gets 6 boxes
The scotch and booze may have also had a hand in it.
The balance between professional jargon and just plain silliness is good in a purely novel and uncanny way. It reminds me of old 'silly stupid' movies like naked gun where the acting is of a "serious action thriller" caliber but the situations and dialogue are pure nonsense.
Ironically enough, the movie Airplane pretty much started it all.
Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Yahaha
U missed the opportunity to make a plane joke and u missed it
Im sure this happens between people in any field. Ik we make high level biology and chem jokes to one another that a random guy would just look at you like... fkin nerd
This channel is filled with meme templates and keeps growing every second.
This is endlessly entertaining to watch. I need SIM atc live streams 24/7.
“We’re gonna sick some F-18 on him”
A few minutes later ... "hey uh Madmax in the F-18, how copy?
“May I ask what type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?”
“Biscoff”
...
“Copy that”
I was about to comment that that one word reply, "Biscoff", made me laugh out loud heartily.
I died at that moment
@@lestat305 Just how quickly he replied, such a particular reference, with that decisiveness; pure comedic genius.
Btw it's around the 4:00 mark
Qtino bro I love biscoff aren’t they only in delta though
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile, this is awesome!
its been hours and i still havent stopped laughing. my whole body hurts and im totally blaming your channel for being so effing hilarious 😭
5:46 “possibly gonna strike the tower...”
“It’s ok, we can buy new tower”
Mountaindew w
"I don't think that's how it works..."
He said A SECOND TIME......
I think everybody can piece together the puzzle
I have no idea why CZcams suggested this video to me, but I love it.
Gabriel Oliveira yea exactly same thing for me
Saaame
666 Like Bro, Illuminati Confirm
I was suggested this video on my work computer and my home computer. Some algorithm is broken.
Same, never watched anything remotely like this before. Perhaps it got tagged as "Sarcastic" and "Commedy" or some shit.
"Is there cookies on board?" *intense silence* "yes???" Atc:"taxi back to the gate and load cookies"
Pilot: 'What type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?"
ATC: "Biscoff"
First time down the Ariforeceproud95 CZcams rabbit-hole. You've earned a subscriber.
"Actually, he just Tokyo Drifted into a hangar - he was not given approval for that"
Lmao
i absolutely lost it at that part. tears in my eyes still laughing
"IFR or VFR?"
"VFR, sir."
*V O D K A T I M E*
pepep44 d Tripoloski??? Motheland ????
VODKA FOR RUSSIA
@@jmanrocks7031 the cheapest, roughest, grainiest, vodka you can find on the shelf.
I love how calm it feels in this funny moments video! It feels calm while keeping the funniness in it and that makes it better.
5:17 how calm he says it made me laugh
1:52 permission to pick up cookies lol
5:54 "Why is there 9 people here and 28 people are in the server?"
*Three people leave.*
"That might answer my question."
WolfieYT-Rolex I actually think 3 people entered because of the Discord Join sound effect.
thats an entering sound i was like wtf is he talking ab
I don't get why it's funny :c Someone explain
its like grand theft auto, except with planes. 😂
Well...
7:02 I broke a lung from laughing so hard.
Slew Mode.ExE has stopped working
You "broke" a lung 🤣🤣nice
Lmao idk why i find I so hilarious
Some geddan shit right there.
@@rydoggo sweet cartridge-tipping jesus
i love this guy and his ATC tower videos ! always cheers me up..
The tail strike was hilarious. He started off good then said fuck this and pulled all the way back 😂
"And this 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is now launching himself directly at the tower. We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati. " HAHAHAHA
best part.
Killed myself laughing at that
quality
its ok we can buy a new one
hahahaha
I love how he speaks professionally with the proper tone and terminology (even with some slight alterations) and stays calm even when losing his shit. He truly is a future ATC controller!
As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, he is an actual pilot
7:08 wtf
"We'd love to see an amateur airshow, and if you could obey the laws of physics, that would be fantastic."
2:22
"YOU HAVE A DEEP VOICE DADDY"
What the hell was going on in this video😂😂😂😂
EXACTLYY 😭😭
Lmao make a sound effect
Skrrrrrrrt!
Lol
Brooo protoooo❤☹
U got this vid to proto
ProtoMario my favorite part plus the cookie problem🍪
BUT PROTO!!!
If the Theory of Infinite Universe is true then what we saw in this video could have, would have or had happened in some random universe irl. If i'd been one of those aircraft id be shitting my pants lmao
So glad I found this channel again
1:47 sir I’m gonna ask you to remain grounded til we confirm cookies onboard your aircraft
You can't NOT just have no cookies you got to have cookies
Yep
What made it real was the Biscoff......I felt like I was there!!
Biscoff are biscuits, not cookies. We have been lied to.
@@Dragoon-VI NOOO MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!
I feel like 747 pilots on this channel are equivalent to the Florida Mans
LMAOOO
Lololol
Nope, the Florida Man equivalent is the hot air balloon.
@@nerd_nato564 that makes more sense
@@nerd_nato564 nah, I'm from Florida and I haven't seen a hot air balloon in forever. The Florida Man equivalent in these servers are the guys in sea planes landing at airports. Yeah, we know there are rules, we just don't give a damn.
I come back to this video once in a while and without fail will dissolve into fits of laughter every time
Truly enjoy your full on enthusiasm in these vids
I never knew a video like this could be fun to watch.
I know this shit was so funny though
I got tears in my eyes when he said, and it looks like the airplane has gone ROGUE.
Why do I like this? What have you done to me?!
Cardinal me to
1:38 to 1:51 i laughed so hard
I have absolutely NO idea why CZcams recommended this video to me, as I have never seen a flight simulator video on CZcams before.
That being said, I don't regret this one bit. This is hilarious. You've definitely gained a subscriber.
Just one of those CZcams recommendations everybody gets in their feed for some reason. Been getting a lot of those lately.
sooo true but i play flight simulators so thats why i clicked but no regrets here
To warn us that there are people that are this stupid...that do these dumb things, so we will not put them to power during elections.
Copy that
Sooo truuuu i fucking loved this sooo funny, never even searched ‘plane’ on yt b4
I love how organized this all is for a video game
I want to play
Yooo when he turned like that, 💀💀💀😂😂😂 that is same insane flying skills 6:41 XD experiencing full on illuminate
"It's ok, we can buy a new tower"😂
- A giant plane
5:47
😂
😂😂
-NYC*
This is the nerdiest shit ive seen but it looks damn fun for some reason haha
It's 11.38 pm I have work tomorrow, it went from a cam for my truck to this haba
Rift Music This is the reason that Western society is in decline. Grown men playing bullshit games while the rest of the world is hungry and ambitious to supplant us.
@@iVenge Like you do anything for the god damn world. If this is fun for a guy why have to be a dick hole and try to ruin it for them by pulling the "Grown men" card. If someone is an adult dosent mean they cant enjoy life.
iVenge and what should “grown men” be doing instead? Working 24 hours a day? People can do whatever the fuck they want in their spare time dude
@@iVenge its his downtime, piss off. by your logic, you should be working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no excuses or breaks. whats your excuse for not doing that, hypocrite?
i love how realistic this sounds with the random little gamer lines that get tossed in
This is why you shouldn't watch CZcams at work. I'm dying laughing while sitting at my desk. The way he deadpans the ridiculousness of this is just lovely.
"That has been OUT of protocol since 1978, sir, why are you doing this?"
Thanks CZcams for the recommendation, I needed the laughs.
And he sounded so chill all the while inquiring, what the fuck was he up to.
Possibly my favorite line this entire video.
Yeah this is hilarious. A rogue plane??? Lol
I am happy for everyone who got recommended this video. Trust me, you will LOVE afp95 for his content! Was here before CZcams gone all batshit with the algorithms.
Finally, some good recommendations from CZcams.
4:03 the way he said “biscoff” slayed me 🤣
He doesn't even hesitate, lol
😂😂😂
He said 🅱️isc⭕ff
how else do you say it
Not funny
Hahaha. Very Good. This was way more fun than I could imagine. It's like Shia LaBeouf, controlls both all the aircrafts and tower.
Never played a flight sim or even watched a flight sim video before but this is comedy gold....Good work sirs 🤣
*"We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."* 💀💀💀💀
Because peanuts and pretzels wont cut it anymore..LMAO!!
I'm dead. :X
@@Csmooth69 Bihhh like you want caviar on side of your cookies
"No sir. I would like Bumblebee Tuna with the ritz crackers..square please.
"I'm being struck by a 747 at high speed, standby." Rofllll
Luis Cardenas
That must be ‘the steam edition’
I don’t think it works that way
"747, this is Tower. Your current altitude & angular momentum is likely to interfere with ATC radio operation and transmission in violation of multiple FAA & FCC guidelines. *Where did your life go so wrong?"*
Luis Cardenas “Welcome to Steam Edition.”
5:16
6:41 you nearly killed me. Like I couldn't breathe for a full 30 seconds.
"why's the flight delayed?"
"air control requires the shipment of cookies to be prioritized"
Did you just brake check yourself pretty severely on that taxiway? Affirm.
That's when I knew this video was going to be gold.
Now this is one the rare things that I seen happen on CZcams...
They finally gave me a good recommendation
You probably weren't exposing yourself to these types of things. No worries, normies come and go but I hope you stick around.
@@Niffie , skereeee
7:00 This plane gives off a strong "get down / meme" feeling
That just makes me feel old
this is great! well done, thanks for this great video