@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment. Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂 I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days. Good luck out there, soldier.
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke. It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
She seriously needs, no wants to skip this interview it's written all over her face body eyes attitude wow 🚬 that was good! Wanna skip another interview? Sweet!
If he wanted the job he should have interrupted her from the beginning and said " Before we do this, I'm gonna need you stand up and do a spin to see if this is worth my time. Hurry! I've got 4 others prettier than you that I need to interview before the end of the day for the position of side piece.
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When I study too hard for a test then fail
1k like lol
ME AND PHYSICS 🤠
Well, he actually passed. Fwb is bullshit.
It's rigged
Dammit, I’m too successful
Starts next week so she can fill the friends with benefits position this week.
Or get filled by the friends with benefits position
True
Ayo
Damn man
Underrated comment
😂😂
“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
😭😭
lmfao
Dbz abridged
Drown in getting cheating on and all the weak intimacy?
@@dazdilinger1151 I want empty love so I can complain about it dammit!
Did you win?
"Yesn't"
But at what cost!
Suffering from success
“The big ones hurt”
“I made you wait because you’re special”
Gross
I paid for dinner with the others cause I wanted transactional s*x, but I respect you too much as a peer to allow myself to pay for the check
Yikes brother
I meant it's a gross perspective to have... No one owes you sex
I love how this is just as much a commentary on job applications as it is relationships
‘Friends with benefit’s position still open tho 😂
Mission failed successfully
@@Heavenlystubble dont try to be funnier...
@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
Exactly like the other relationships I've been in Totally against my will.😂
Her beauty is beyond words.
Modern dating in a nutshell cause you know she's gonna being conducting interviews for the sneaking link position. 💀
Equal parts funny & sickening 😂
First mistake. Showed up for interview dressed.
Such a good point. Cause it got him too many points. He should have undersold.
I don’t like doing this on CZcams, but…
She is preposterously attractive.
A bit of an exaggeration there pal
Mid
She really is. Anyone who says mid I have some bad news.
@@MDE_never_diesanyone who says mid has different tastes? Doesn’t seem like bad news.
She's hot. You're just blind.@@libanali626
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
Yes because that's what being a friend is is being there for someone and emotionally supportive
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment.
Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
"Thank you for the opportunity...."
Teetering on friend zone with that one, good to hear that "boyfriend" was available....
Bro is suffering from succes😞
Painfully accurate.
I found a workaround. It's basically like quiet quitting. I do the bare minimum and still get laid and then leave for a better paying job.
-how about bf position?
-Yeah everybody tells me that...
😢I could feel it bmro
Wow, this is a masterpiece! Pure artistry! 👌 👅👅👅🍌🍌🍌
ladies and gentleman: she got him
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
Never, never let your self be interveiwed by a sober chick ;p
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
I swear I have the same problem. Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna be the asshole who pumps and dumps, but I can never bring myself to do it.
Oh you gotta try it, it's amazing
@360recapsexactly this
@@M-X39462agreed. It's also super hot if she's married.
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂
I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days.
Good luck out there, soldier.
It's better than the quasi-queer [not really] friend zone position😢💔
Bro and there's 69 likes 💀
That's was unronically my teenager years 😢
He starts next week to give her time to get ran through some more before then
Yummy
The way she said 'intervieww', I melted into a simp!
😁
Who is she ?
more like friend zone after 6 months of dates and akward hugs
I lost it when she said Ben-eff-its
Damn I'd sign him up for that FWB position!!!
No you're not 🤣
At this point, I wish I qualified for either
I see this as an absolute win
Dang funny but so true 😂😂😂😂
Any other girls have a FWB guy who kinda does the opposite?
It starts as “please stay the night, this time” and then “let me take you to breakfast…”
Usually not into blondes, but damn
Suits, law by mike and better call saul have prepared me for this exact moment.
This happens to me every time😂
Rough watch. 🤦♂️
Lmaoooo🤣
As long as you are young and no problem for BPH as you aging, grab it 😅
..the best upgrade..
*proceeds to hire 3 more friends with benefits positions*
I hate when this happens to me
😂😂😂😂 my God hahahaha Soo good!!!
I'm tryna be like this guy
Oh boi this is relatable😅
None of those things are a prerequisite for casual sex. I’ve literally done it with people locked up in the loony bin
👁️👄👁️
Uhm... 📸
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke.
It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
@@stevemattero1471I was with someone who SHOULD be in the looney bin, does that count? Lol
FBI open the door?
How the fuck?!?! why is that a bad thing? sounds like a massive win!
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
I mean, it works for me. 😆
I can relate.
You get to pick up the pieces after she had her fun.
Sorry, I'm not interested in the boyfriend position with organizations that are actively interviewing candidates for a friends with benefits position.
I am, with my wife
when they like that you resemble star
She started that interview like she wanted a bf, not a fwb
I mean they do (not all) but it’s just you might not know if you passed, failed or even if you showed up to the right testing facility lol.
Jeez, thats relatable
Luckily, I was the right guy for the job for plenty of employers 😂
Damn yall are getting interviews?
Anyone else getting Margot Robbie vibes?
😂😂😂😂
Imagine her dad watching 😢
Beautiful lady!
This is exactly how it works for Simps with a thick wallet. She is still interviewing for Chad.
There's a silver lining, he could just not turn up. 🤷♂️
I wanna see one for the man who gets what he wants
He fails right away!
Bro getting schooled
They do its called a first date
Try celibacy mode it's the best. 😅
So, boyfriend... no benefit. So true.
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
Some people just aren't cut out for hookups. 🤷🏽♀️
Mission failed, successfully
All relationships are technically FwB if you don’t take it seriously 😊
Meanwhile on that week she was getting ran through. Until the boyfriend position came through on the following week.
Lmfao 😂
Overqualified for fwb?
More like underqualified for fwb. Sad truth.
I'd take it
She seriously needs, no wants to skip this interview it's written all over her face body eyes attitude wow 🚬 that was good! Wanna skip another interview? Sweet!
Who is she? Like I ain’t simpin but she’s legit beautiful
At least he admitted it
Name?
As a Michael with a shitty relationship, I kinda fucking wish this was/ and wasn't me....
Seen more willies
Should have showed up better looking and unemployed for the FWB position, as the boyfriend you get the joy of raising the FWB kid.
Does she have spit mixed in her mouth? 💀
Lmfao
Lmao
LOL
Sounds like my XWife thats why she looked stupid when dna came back Not Me Twice 😢
Ill 100 percent do..... whatever she says... 😢 fuck my life
🤣
hahahqh😂
If he wanted the job he should have interrupted her from the beginning and said " Before we do this, I'm gonna need you stand up and do a spin to see if this is worth my time. Hurry! I've got 4 others prettier than you that I need to interview before the end of the day for the position of side piece.