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Conan Checks In With Jordan Schlansky At Home | CONAN on TBS
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"As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me." - Jordan Schlansky
Truer words have never been spoken
First.!
he understand us
so true, in fact this pandemic have been kinda good for me, just the usual. A lot better tho because i got paid for it (stimulus check). So yay
@Lawman yeah add sunglasses and it gets better
i feel this in my soul
Good to see that Jordan is still fulfilling his various tasks and responsibilities.
@Red Stilletto Haha 😆
@Red Stilletto and those various ways vary in a variety of ways as well
YOU ARE NOT A MERRY MAN
@Johnhenry get a garden lol
This is great.
Oddest "bromance" of all time.
Still a better love story than twilight
@@MESRogerStudios Classic.
It’s so real
I'm not sure it's weird.
I'd love to be pals with Jordan!
You hit the nail on the head!
Conan's hair is out of control. The highest I've ever seen.
its high tide
It is highest in the room
Purposely
You are right. He looks like if the metro man was retired and had an online talk show.
Is he loosing hair?
"What would be the danger of you disclosing your exact address?"
"You might one day visit"
Quality set up and punchline
Lol
Fitting camera angle, We normal human are just ants in the eye of Jordan.
Damn
Realest comment I read lol
ah, the schlubberoo angle
xD Danke.
Thank you for the belly laugh
Conan: "Robot"
Jordan: "No"
Conan: "buttwasher"
Jordan: "YES"
LOL
Some good chemistry
Robot confirmed
Poor Jordan being ridiculed for doing the right thing and washing himself with water instead of a piece of paper...
What ??? A bidet, which Conan asked him if he had installed, doesn't use paper and that's what he should have on the toilet not a hose from your shower. That's what he was giving him a hard time about...idk what you guys thought he was talking about.
@@waltern.2475 He lives in the USA, it's kind of hard for them to get a bidet installed, he's managing with what he can get.
This may come as a surprise for westerns that all Indian are all butt washers 😅..... Even before the corona pandemic and we find it uncomfortable to the practice of using toilet paper to clean our ass.
He's being ridiculed for being Jordan
@@desrocchi hahaha is that a joke ? Bidets are very accessible in the US ??? You can install them yourself or have someone come install it for you with companies that are based in the US. Very easy.
Jordan: "As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me."
This is the least surprising thing I have heard all day.
B C, LOL... As an introvert I’m enjoying the solitude even more
As an introvert I am now wishing that my family had their own home, nearby of course. I love them dearly, but extroverts always keep talking. Always. 😷
I was rather expecting some kind of a comment like , "0h , I hadn't noticed anything different as I rarely go out anyway, I mean after all, it's not like I need toilet paper or anything. "
As an introvert, I await the day I die a lonely death no one knows about for eternity.
@@MasouShizuka ...until the corona virus attacked
I rather have Conan interview his staff rather than celebrities. I laughed so much to this video.
ikr😂😂
I NEED SONA NOW.
David Hurtado Me too! I also want Pierre Bernard. I wonder still if he ended up making lamps out of the mannequins they bought at that remote. 😂
Agreeee! They are so much more interesting. No celebrity politics, just human beings being themselves.
kristiekreme PIERRE! I forgot about him! Such a creepy soft spoken man.
Jordan: “I can display the bull whip for your pleasure.”
Conan: “okay robot”
Lol that killed me
주나를 지키리 불꽃같은 눈으로
나는 문제없어요
i can see your bulge.
"I can see why that's foreign to you"
He almost cracked a smile at the end. 'Butt-washer' almost did it.
@@singu7arity in various ways
@@nk003 I got the 666
Potty humor is his kryptonite
I imagine the neighbors looking out the windows..."hes out there with that whip again...."
"look at him go..."
"that middle aged Indiana Jones wannabe fcker"
😂😂😂
"Honey, the robot guy is at it again"
"why is he practicing that, dad? what's he gonna do?"
imagine where this country would be if Jordan Schlansky was head of the health department
Hojip Jeon we would all be robots then
We'd prob be better off...
All of us would have cleaner butts
He'd import more corona from italy
Kiei Luahi a bidet for everyone!
Conan has a genuine laugh talking to his staff than most of celebrities
"I'm ending this meeting."
"I understand."
So good
“I’d prefer not to disclose my precise location”
10 seconds into the video😂
Jordan: That’s a personal matter
Dude is surely consistent. It’s a comfort in these hard times.
Michael Scott already on his bullshit 😂
Robot
I give you your 1000th like!
"As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me."
Hit the nail on the head there.
QueenBlond You are not an introvert
@@scampoli25 And how would you know that?
Isn't introvert just a new term for losers by losers?
@@jpm199 Ah yes! Thanks for pointing that out!
@@QueenBlond I think he wanted to say. "U look beautiful, beautifil people tend to have a social life."
Robot: No
Butt washer: Yes
Hotel: Trivago
Conan you are pure gold. Even though that I am going through awful depression you make me laugh.
Hang in there ♥️
Hope you made it through that rough patch and have found supportive people/support group to help you through. 🫶🏼 I hope you are ok now.
Everybody gangsta till Jordan performs his various tasks and responsibilities
@t c LMFAO 😂😆🤣💀
Jordan is taking this opportunity to prepare his body in various ways like never before.
What area exactly?
@Puke Lius that’s a private matter
This never gets old! 😂
@@pukelius4128 The Area below The Waist
Love this back and forth. I sincerely miss this. THANK YOU! Edits are great, btw.
I can't get enough of Jordan, he must be the funniest character ever in the late night industry.
It's weird to see Jordon having eye contact while he's talking to Conan
He’s probs looking at the camera and not at his face 😂
Jurdin
It’s weird not to hear anyone but myself laugh too
It's Jardon
@@CommonG He would not even have an eye contact with himself XD
"It's day 20 of the quarantine. I haven't spoken to another person in 9 months." - Jordan Schlansky
😂
Not person. Human Being!
LoooooL
Not even his wife?! No I don believe it
For a smart guy he just spoke nonsense.
It’s very easy to imagine Conan bald from this vid
I love their chemistry together, like an older brother trolling his younger brother
*Conan got Jordan performing his various tasks and duties.*
Cleaning ass and smacking whips
I heard Conan paid him a full days wage for this 5 minute video call
"I'm fine", translation: "I've already prepared myself in various ways".
probly bust a couple of nuts lol
No one makes Conan laugh more than this dude
I absolutely love all the Conan and Jordan episodes.. they are the best!!!
Conan looks like he wants to fall over laughing. Their interaction is genius.
They are the modern day odd couple to me, except they work together instead of live together.
Conan looks like he is going bald after 1-2 weeks in Quarantine lmao
LabGorilla this is what you Americans call comedy my god
I know Conan can't admit it for the schtick to still work but I think it's clear they're very good friends.
He looks like he's in hair loss denial
Conan looks like the retired principal talking to his former student
Principal*
@@tellmeimpretty7462" he's no pal 0'mine"
It is ALWAYS a great joy to watch Conan's videos starring JS.
I swear - Conan is secretly jealous of Jordan’s presence and overall outlook on everything
ENTP/INTJ interactions are interesting to say the least
I think Schlansky's an ISTP
My call too. You can feel it come through from Conan. Mad points to Jordan for tolerating his crap. lol.
@@survivormary1126 it's funny people seeing Conan's mockery as an invitation to jump in too in the comments.
I say it is the other way around, but you can see Conan has a dislike for people like Jordan who are passionate and elaborate on about certain subjects.
Jordan is on his home planet, that's why he can't disclose his exact location.
I guess so
Lol
Judging by the sun's position, the blue sky and the flora, I'd say he is on Earth.
@@icervot or an Earth-like planet
He cannot disclose his location because did not prepare his body in various ways
Oh, mind you his body is definitely prepared.
But the field isn't prepared in several ways
😂
Come on man this doesn't work on everything
Literally the same comment on every Jordan video, it's a race between you nerds to see who can post it faster lol.
@@snavisTM read in Conan voice! Bajahahaa
These two together are pure gold!!!
Love ya Jordan and Conan. Sending only love and good energy ❤️
Conan: you’re a clean freak
*flashback to Jordan’s office*
Me: sure honey
Vanessa Forttini some areas more organized than some ... Or maybe cleanfreak as in germaphobe?
YES, I thought the same exact thing lol
Doesn't mean he isn't clean, dirty and cluttered are VERY different things.
disorganized doesnt mean he isnt a clean freak.
He prepares his desk in various methods
Let's face it....this is Jordan's world - we're all just living in it
He was born in it. Molded by it.
I worship Him too. Any Church of Schlansky I can join?
Friends and I have been in the Conan audience twice. (I don't live far). I wish I'd have seen Jordan. These two are a riot together.
These two guys are amazing
He’s okay because he prepared his body in various ways.
Various*
Oh i bet he is okay then
The _o0 I repent
Actually, he has no need to prepare his body in various ways and, in fact, judging from his facial hair growth, it appears he hasn't been doing so. Obviously, I cannot account for other areas of the body which weren't shown, as that is a private matter.
Old joke
"robot"
"no"
"butt washer"
"yes"
Jordan starting cracking at that line, I died lol!
I saw this before the video and thought.... no way.
Way.
I bursted when Conan said "So you clean your ass in the shower "
The ending was so sweet and wholesome. Just the way to old friends would end a conversation
I loved this !! Then end was the best bit
Conan: "You're just whipping a whip around"
Jordan: "You're propelling a piece of leather faster than the speed of sound and creating a sonic boom"
Pretty much sums up the Conan-Jordan relationship
i thought he was referring to Conans lips at first.
@@NeverHeardOfSanity I thought you where referring to how he cleans his
I used to frown on bidets, until Jordan rhetorically asked "If you had human soil stuck on your arm, would you be content to just wipe it off and not wash it?" and I never forgot that.
Same
Yeah but would you want to hold someone’s arm when yur hanging out with them? Probably yes
Now how about nestling your hand deep between their butt cheeks?
You’d do the former but not the latter because you expect butts to be a bit suspect; it doesn’t matter if your butt isn’t 100% clean and washed with a bidet
Sound advice from a sound man
There's a massive difference between the skin on your arm that's out and seen and whatever else all day every day and your butthole who is covered up and never seen all day every day. I get his point, but it doesn't prove it.
@O K nah bruh, the butthole area isnt the same as the arm. Comparing the two is crazy. And I don't eat cheerios so I'm definitely not that guy.... 😂
The interaction during the last few seconds is absolutely amazing
We need this.
"It concentrates on the areas below the waist."
"Which areas are those?"
*"The areas below the waist"*
No, which ones?
The areas which are usually found below the belt
Thats a private matter
"But where??!"
"Various areas below the waist"
If Conan just stayed on CZcams and hung out with his “friends”
I would love it
He has a podcast: Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
This was posted on my birthday and I found it a year later, BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER
This is such quality content I actually forgot about my worries for a few blessed minutes
Conan laughed at Jordan for having a bidet for many years. Now Jordan has the upperhand.
Pandas are cool or no hand
LMAO💀
Jordon is a comedic genius. He isn’t like the generic person that sits their and laughs at Conan’s jokes. The jokes are always on him and how he is different to everyone. And his monotone and him not laughing at most things gives him unique character.
The True BiggerSnow okay robot
@@gustavogutierrez2709 that's Jordan's undercover account
Hes just playing the straight man en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man but hes good at it.
Maybe Jordan could replace brainless and childish Conan.
It is not that uncommon its just that people are diffrent with diffrent personaleties, the outroverts yell the loudest so we think thats all we hear, and that we all have to be that way to be seen as "normal" , a guy like jordan has alot of traits found in people with aspergers, and alot of people think they are cold and calculated without alot of emotion which leads to a life of uncomfterble misunderstandings and stigma, alot of people with aspergers have a very high amount of empatie, which is the skill of "feeling" and have a deep understanding of what the other person is feeling with somebody and what they are going through, but have problems observing and understanding none verbal clues and "inviseble" rules which makes them seem cold and rejecting, while someone who is highly dominating and agressive while being highly charming too maybe might somtimes have great traits with symphatie and being able to observe and undrrstand none verbal clues and the feelings in others but are not able understand what feelings the other person is going through on a deeper level, of course its not as black and white, everyone (including myself) have various degree of diffrent traits, but my point is people are diffrent and thats good lol :-)
You guys make me happy.
absolutely love conan when he is with his workers... they are so funny together.
That is the field where Jordan buries his victims.
You gotta wonder... in the clip where Conan makes Jordan clean his office, how many of those items were mail-order things Jordan bought and how many were souvenirs from his victims?
@@ArcanumV 😂😂😂 very true.
The whip is his cover story...
Legit 😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
TheSharpelle If that we’re true, every person he has interacted with in the last 15 years would be under that field
that should be the title of Jordan's biography: robot, no. butt washer, yes.
Lololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I, Buttwasher.... great movie!
@@avidadolares rofl
I miss this show, and it's not even been a month. Please come back soon.
Conan looks like the president in monsters vs aliens.
I like to think jordan is in his own personal vineyard
Nah, he knows California wine isn’t nearly as perfect as Italian wine. Unless you’re saying he has a private villa in Italy, then yes
Barry Allard believe it or not I like my Iowa wine!
@@stephanie22345 Didn´t know they made wine in Iowa - cool.
Dennis Morris we tend to use more fruit other than grapes. Pretty fun to try new kinds. South Dakota has a winery that makes rhubarb wine called red ass wine
He is.
Of course jordan is out in a field. OF COURSE
that's his backyard. You can see the power lines and fence; surprised Conan didn't call him out on that
He is a very very basic human and he IS a human
@@danielah3398 I was really hoping Conan would jump in ''Wai-wait a minute Jordan, are you in your BACK YARD?! You said you were in NATURE, your back yard isn't nature!''
He’s awaiting the mothership
but maybe ...
“What would be the danger if you disclosed your address?”
“You might one day visit”
LMFAO CONAN
You two are so fun to watch
“No one asked, no one cares”.
Holy load of coincidence! conan and i read this at the same frickin time!
You have 555 likes at the moment. Only 111 likes away from being demonic 🌚
Ephyra The Martian edgy teen alert
Reminds me of my childhood
The the title of my autobiography
Hmmm, its interesting how a jordan vid has more than 1 mil and other celeb only got like few hundred thousand
Omg YoU RiTe
The way conan and jordan are together and how conan just constantly making fun of jordan is really entertaining
Look how excited Conan is here, he looked like he's dead inside talking with those celebs
It's great cuz conan can make fun of jordan so much, but he can't really with celebrities because that wouod most likely offend other people
I would rather watch conan talking with his staffers than celebs tbh
Look at Jordan man, so inspiration
I love these two
"As an introvert it's an minor adjustment for me" LOL TRUEEE
Straight facts
A rich introvert to be specific.
Chill Mann indeed
I like that Conan can't even pretend Jordan isn't his actual friend anymore
Yup this is the real relationship of them... unfiltered
Oh my gosh...I laugh so hard at these two! This is the best thing! Thanks!
Lmao love this Side of Conan. He really has helped me personally with this quarantine. Much appreciated thank you Coco
New favorite word: "schlubberoo"
"You are a common schlubberoo."
what does it mean tho?
@burteriksson thank your for the link tho
burteriksson that sounds like Jordan . Conan wasn’t jokin
@burteriksson what are you? A grammar Nazi or just a regular schmuck?
No one needs to worry about Jordan. Covid mainly only affects humans.
Also he prepares his body in various ways...
Mainly 9only
COVID doesn't affects perfects robots
@@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705 One of the ways is using the special shower handle to clean his area below the waist.
Love this
"If no one else will laugh at my jokes... than I will... hahahahahaha" What I say to my friends 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the first three seconds make me laugh
“How are you Jordan :D”
“I’m fine :|”
Made me laugh too😂😂😂 he said it so monotoned!!
What do you do Jordan
Low IQ, probably.
"I know you are a cleanfreak"
Yeah...that´s what I thought, *when they showed Jordans office the first time...*
yea it makes no sense
His office = "Monica's closet."
someone can be clean and disorganized
Jordan is safe from the coronavirus because of his built-in antivirus.
What does that mean?
I'm sure they're friends in real life but oh my god...im crying laughing.
Conan stood up at Jordans wedding.
@@superstarreviews9937 what?
What?! What?! Lol Conan was in Jordan's wedding!
You can bet he's been preparing his body in various ways this whole time.
geo8658333 using his various skills and functions to do so, no doubt.
You mean performing his hardware adjustments and software updates
Even if you can’t notice it , he’s doing a lot
Some celebrity: no, not interested.
Jordan or Sona: You got my click, Conan
The final 5 seconds of the video are the best hahaha
This is amazing
"Robot, No. Butt Washer, Yes" sounds like the best movie tagline ever.
I think that's the closest we've ever seen to Jordan breaking character.
Casa false
"We have learned in this conversation that you spend a lot of time outside probably because your wife won't let you inside" lol
he has a wife?!
I love their chemistry
Please the Full Version, where is the Full Version?
Robot, No
Butt Washer, Yes
This will be written on Jordans Tomb Stone
Neil Chatterjee - Jordan would come back from the dead to correct you and tell you, “Actually it’s a gravestone.” 😆
"A tombstone is a midmarket brand of frozen pizza, while the city of Tombstone is a fictional establishment where Doc Holliday and the Sundance Kid, otherwise known by his birth name of provenance of..."
@@katiev567 good improv there, kudos.
I died laughing at this... but it wasn't a normal laugh like at the start of the video with Conan making fun of the pajama bottoms and bull whip. I like laughed and yelled like someone who was both highly humored yet highly confused and startled at the same time. It was like AHHH!!! HAHA!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFF was thaaaaaHAAAAAAAHA!
bold of you to assume he’s not immortal
“Conan Checks In With Jordan Schl-“
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alyxskyler ikr
alyxskyler 😂 me too
I loves these guys
Conan made zoom call so fun lmao, love this guy so much!
He has prepared his Body in various ways for The ConanVirus
I love that
The Conan virus.
"As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me"
I felt that
I was already social distancing for my whole life before any of this happened.
@@Synathidy me too. This is nothing for me.
Same!😆
For the first time in my life I'm proud of being an introvert. I'm sitting at home comfortably without even needing to adjust one bit while watching my extroverted friends going crazy.
@@larkstonguesinaspic4814 God lol its the same with me... I honestly feel like nothing has changed apart from the fact that I don't have to go to school and can do all my school stuff whenever I feel like it so I have more time for my Playstation
this is the best!!
why all Conan's episode that have Jordan along are the best one? :D that charisma in Jordan's face and the way he speaks with all the logics and reasons are truly unique and entraining. Conan should bring him in the show as a main character :)