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  • @LanceCT-
    @LanceCT- Před 3 lety +1101

    “Look at Jeannie’s brand new hair!”
    Me who saw her new hair in the last clip of the video before this: •_•

  • @JayGurley
    @JayGurley Před 3 lety +467

    "You didn't say that yesterday."
    "I didn't say it today, either."
    Reachin' for the grave-digging shovel before she even raised her eyebrows on that one...

    • @GG-di2ct
      @GG-di2ct Před 3 lety +11

      They are definitely an inspiration to us creators but I know I'll never get a GF though lol

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 Před 3 lety +7

      Henry probably doesn't like change.

    • @fzoid3534
      @fzoid3534 Před 3 lety +3

      @@davidvondoom2853 oh he said so in an older video.

    • @MrRolnicek
      @MrRolnicek Před 3 lety +3

      Well ... the man is not a simp that's for sure.

    • @balamx2802
      @balamx2802 Před 3 lety +3

      I already miss her real color. This new coloring looks just like Roseanne's.

  • @pantherakav3210
    @pantherakav3210 Před 3 lety +154

    "everyone's useful in some way you know. Like you can be composted for energy"
    - Motivational quote by Henry Liang, 2020.

  • @googlepoodle5814
    @googlepoodle5814 Před 3 lety +266

    “For me it’s watching two idiot CZcams couple that don’t acknowledge my existence.”
    “They’re not talking about us right?”
    *existence still unnoticed*

    • @kap10khaos18
      @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety +3

      Sir or madam, wtf

    • @Joker863x
      @Joker863x Před 3 lety +7

      I feel personally attacked

    • @123goforme8
      @123goforme8 Před 3 lety +5

      The person *has a point.*
      It takes less than a minute to *heart a comment and show some love to their existence.*
      But it takes more than 13 minutes on average *to watch a video daily* , not including ads.

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad Před 3 lety +8

      Well if you are subbed then just unsub and they'll notice you and even mention you at the end of every video.

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 Před 3 lety

      @@raifthemad I’m not the person who made that original comment, I’m just making a goof. A gaff even. Idgaf if they notice me

  • @antivanti
    @antivanti Před 3 lety +349

    There's laughter in manslaughter... but not even I will joke about therapists...

  • @kap10khaos18
    @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety +125

    My dad walked into my room while i was playing video games, he actually said it, he asked " are you winning son " i said " yes, yes father i am" "ok buddy" he closed the door and i cried
    Edit: The heart warming convo and story under my comment is amazing 🥺 thanks guys.

    • @jomanout5866
      @jomanout5866 Před 3 lety +12

      Hahaha it's beautiful!

    • @Son_Adi
      @Son_Adi Před 3 lety +20

      I was playing video games and My dad comes in and asks "have you died yet, son". I say "yes, I have". He laughs and closes the door... I cried after

    • @jomanout5866
      @jomanout5866 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Son_Adi It might not be perfect but try to make it count if you can. I saw my dad die right in front of me. Sometimes you don't get another chance to say what u wanna say

    • @Son_Adi
      @Son_Adi Před 3 lety +8

      @@jomanout5866 not perfect? It was a masterpiece. And I just love how causally you tell me that you saw your father die in front of you (thats sarcasm I believe. why tell a stranger that if its true?).. Also what are you talking about? I did say what I wanna say. But it was more of a action then a word. I cried

    • @jomanout5866
      @jomanout5866 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Son_Adi Lol Well I read what you said and I could not help but think of my dad. We were very good friends. May 7 2018 at 3:00 pm, I remember it like it just happened. Why not tell a stranger? Life is too short to hold stuff in

  • @garefieldgames4056
    @garefieldgames4056 Před 3 lety +130

    me ex: abusive. cheated. addictive to drugs. No job. Judge: sounds like she can take best care of the kids

    • @lildipper3423
      @lildipper3423 Před 3 lety +5

      Depends on what kind of drugs either way women have it easy compared to men

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 3 lety +3

      You: need better lawyer

    • @garefieldgames4056
      @garefieldgames4056 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lildipper3423 differend kind. Coke, meth. That women is out of reality all Day long

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Před 3 lety +6

      Similar. It sucks bro. But my kids stay sane because I see them, even less than one day a week. Make your time with them your ally.

    • @garefieldgames4056
      @garefieldgames4056 Před 3 lety +6

      @@garysuarez9614 my ex doesn't let Them see my. Her new kinky friend doesn't allow.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Před 3 lety +82

    3:30 Men saying "I don't need help" is the result of being told "be a man" over and over, Jeannie

    • @DurtyDan
      @DurtyDan Před 3 lety +25

      Not even "be a man" it's usually "Sure, you have problems, but women have it SO much worse!" And other deflections and downplays

    • @EnbySatan
      @EnbySatan Před 3 lety +10

      I just don't say anything because I either get ignored or called an asshole and told to shut up when I ask for help

    • @artturisiikanen3843
      @artturisiikanen3843 Před 9 měsíci

      i havent beeb told a single time be man and i still say i dont need help.

  • @anthonylim151
    @anthonylim151 Před 3 lety +243

    "life becomes easier when you delete the negative people from it"
    me: *I thought suicide wasn't the answer*

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x Před 3 lety +11

      That isn't suicide. It's homicide.

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Před 3 lety +12

      @@Duke00x homicide is homophobic. Why not call it hetericide?

    • @joshuatan942
      @joshuatan942 Před 3 lety +7

      He’s saying he is his own negative person. So deleting himself is suicide.

    • @beovulf7241
      @beovulf7241 Před 3 lety +5

      All depressed people! Watch and listen to this mans videos and your life will change! czcams.com/video/LNyJgNjCDuU/video.html

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Před 3 lety +2

      @@beovulf7241 good stuff

  • @arcanescroll
    @arcanescroll Před 3 lety +329

    Jeannie: Woman always gets the kids.
    Me: Guy who was left but got the kid. Winning. ... now if only she would pay her damn child support, deadbeat.

    • @kap10khaos18
      @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety +12

      Before i get heart felt bud, did you actually get the child?

    • @CasmTrabajo
      @CasmTrabajo Před 3 lety +29

      i wish to have your luck when the trial comes, bless me for it

    • @kap10khaos18
      @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety +15

      @@CasmTrabajo You deserve all the luck in the world to keep your child or children. I will pray for you and your children i hope they come home with you safe.

    • @arcanescroll
      @arcanescroll Před 3 lety +16

      Good luck with the trial, just be sure to emphasize that the child would have a better home environment with you, get together a support system in advance, people that can watch your child while you're at work, and don't attack the other parent. In my case, I asked her parents to watch our child when I was at work. They were people we both trusted our child with, so that made it easier and she couldn't really complain about them. I ended up with our son on every other week, but once he started preschool, I went back and got him for every weekday to make it easier for him to go to school. Soon after that happened and child support payments were switched to her, she quickly lost interest and now only bothers to see him a couple times a year.

    • @peterlewerin4213
      @peterlewerin4213 Před 3 lety +6

      All else being equal, fathers even in USA aren't discriminated against in family court. Things are rarely equal, though: fathers are typically less well prepared (as in: they show up unable to answer basic questions to prove that they are better able to provide a good home environment, support the kids in school, etc). If you can't present yourself as a competent single parent, you are unlikely to get custody.
      The biggest reason that American fathers don't get custody is that they don't seek it.

  • @jerryjones8470
    @jerryjones8470 Před 3 lety +107

    I love how she doesn't realise she is getting rickrolled, until she finishes it

    • @Looksmaxxer64
      @Looksmaxxer64 Před 3 lety +1

      Literally

    • @tyghr
      @tyghr Před rokem +2

      That's what happens when you don't have an inner monologue

    • @artturisiikanen3843
      @artturisiikanen3843 Před 9 měsíci

      2nd word is usually enough for me to realize its that shit.

  • @DanielZenMaster
    @DanielZenMaster Před 3 lety +65

    Jeannie: You didn't compliment my hair.
    Henry: Yes I did...granny.

    • @MRJOSHmo44
      @MRJOSHmo44 Před 3 lety +8

      I hate it

    • @wjb40
      @wjb40 Před 3 lety +4

      Use a walker
      Use use a walker
      Use a walker
      Use use a walker
      Use a walker
      Use use a walker
      Until the bingo starts

    • @chris909090
      @chris909090 Před 3 lety +4

      Looks like the bride of Frankenstein.

    • @arinzeduru5031
      @arinzeduru5031 Před 3 lety

      Activating tsudere mode

    • @CoryWipke
      @CoryWipke Před 3 lety

      That's unfair.

  • @aesuradracaheorte3585
    @aesuradracaheorte3585 Před 3 lety +152

    "there's fun in funeral" actually true, some cultures have funerals that are parties, to celebrate the life that person had

    • @blacknemesy
      @blacknemesy Před 3 lety +10

      True. Traditional funerals are so depressing even the corpse rots faster to get the hell outta there

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Před 3 lety +6

      I would want people to be happy when thinking about me, not sad.

    • @thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846
      @thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846 Před 3 lety +5

      2 words funeral stripper

    • @azaxan_5635
      @azaxan_5635 Před 3 lety

      And we know where that is

    • @bobpennock554
      @bobpennock554 Před 3 lety

      Jeannie like the hair...is becoming on you...tks to you both for your enjoyable videos

  • @royaleflame2024
    @royaleflame2024 Před 3 lety +227

    "You can never be too useless, you can be used as a bad example"

    • @lovin_the_69ers77
      @lovin_the_69ers77 Před 3 lety +6

      NINE NINE!!

    • @scpreader5868
      @scpreader5868 Před 3 lety

      No I can not but not for a good example eather

    • @raidelious
      @raidelious Před 3 lety +2

      Sakura lives by this quote

    • @CircleWilliams
      @CircleWilliams Před 3 lety

      Be more positive: a good example of what “Not to do” 🥴

    • @Drowko
      @Drowko Před 3 lety

      This reminded me of: czcams.com/video/TCzv5Rj3tZE/video.html

  • @sakosako7524
    @sakosako7524 Před 3 lety +45

    everyone: "get hit by a car"
    weebs: "get hit by a truck"

    • @EnbySatan
      @EnbySatan Před 3 lety +1

      Yes truck-mum saving us from this life and isekaing is into a better one

    • @EnbySatan
      @EnbySatan Před 3 lety +2

      Edit: truck-kun

  • @ajaadithian2918
    @ajaadithian2918 Před 3 lety +19

    Sorry to say Henry....
    7:43 ~ Yes... She/He is talking about you guys..

  • @MW_147
    @MW_147 Před 3 lety +387

    Her: "Tasty?"
    Him: "Tasty. What is it?"
    Her: "Boob sweat."
    Him: *drinking intensifies*

  • @pheonixnature3123
    @pheonixnature3123 Před 3 lety +164

    The speed that you can be here is insane sometimes

  • @bizsol767
    @bizsol767 Před 3 lety +83

    Everyone: Jeannie looks older, she looks like a mom right next to Henry.
    Weebs: Ara Ara! Lucky Henry

    • @dordur12
      @dordur12 Před 3 lety +4

      Jeannie's new hair reminds me of that one character from this manga i read who herself reminds me of my great grandmother who died 1 day before reaching 100 years old...

    • @jeiyang6329
      @jeiyang6329 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dordur12 To me, her new hair reminds me of Narcissa Malfoy from the Harry Potter Movies XD

    • @AuraJewel
      @AuraJewel Před 3 lety

      I think Henry's ex was also Asian with dyed blonde 🤔

  • @ShelledAmmo
    @ShelledAmmo Před 3 lety +20

    “I need these thots to help sleep man!”
    -Jeannie, 2020.

  • @ruthlessasmr6662
    @ruthlessasmr6662 Před 3 lety +120

    "For me its an idiot youtube couple that dont even acknowledge my existence" ~ They were probably talking about you, and I feel them.

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya Před 3 lety +14

      Are any of us?

    • @ghostbunny4259
      @ghostbunny4259 Před 3 lety +8

      I saw these two from the beginning and now will see them to the end

    • @jomanout5866
      @jomanout5866 Před 3 lety +17

      It is weird to care about someone you never met but Henry n Jeannie are my favorite couple

    • @abhishekmarak7469
      @abhishekmarak7469 Před 3 lety +4

      Comrade.

    • @agapemudadigwa9124
      @agapemudadigwa9124 Před 3 lety +3

      Life before death
      Strength before weakness
      Journey before destination

  • @loganst.michel-hill208
    @loganst.michel-hill208 Před 3 lety +138

    7:43 they're definitely talking about Henry and Jeannie.

    • @Yuzashii
      @Yuzashii Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah🤣

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 Před 3 lety +6

      nah, cant be, if it was it would be "2 degen youtube couple" not idiot couple

    • @Yuzashii
      @Yuzashii Před 3 lety +2

      Or wholesome couple ?

    • @drakocarrion
      @drakocarrion Před 3 lety +6

      @@woteveruk1 One of them thinks you can't move trees & the other thinks humans don't have canine teeth.

    • @ajaimathew8745
      @ajaimathew8745 Před 3 lety

      Yep

  • @raybandreasen
    @raybandreasen Před 3 lety +80

    Henry : "Even if they cheated on him",
    Jeannie : "Yeah"
    That sir is a prime example of how bias our society is unfortunately ...

    • @MrGuacamolebill
      @MrGuacamolebill Před 3 lety

      Actually, that isn’t always how it works. Thank goodness.

    • @donsanders9675
      @donsanders9675 Před 3 lety +2

      I can vouch for this one. Unless the guy can get a much better lawyer, he get F'd.

    • @njfhighlights5355
      @njfhighlights5355 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrGuacamolebill That is how it happens 80% of the time

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Před 3 lety

      @@njfhighlights5355 If it's only 80% of the time now that is a hell of an improvement.

    • @njfhighlights5355
      @njfhighlights5355 Před 3 lety

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 ITS STILL 80% that’s not good lol

  • @matthewdevenecia7898
    @matthewdevenecia7898 Před 3 lety +1

    @Jeannie, if you spill liquid on your electronics, turn them off immediately and put them in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will absorb the moisture in your electronics and prevent any short circuits that may happen once you turn them on again if it's not too late.
    Don't know what to do about mold from any leftover coffee grounds inside though :P
    Hope you see this. Good luck.

  • @quentinricketts6023
    @quentinricketts6023 Před 3 lety +13

    "my switch might not work anymore" "it's ok it's just a switch" "you gave it to me as our first Christmas gift"... I feel that. A switch is just a switch. A gift from a loved one is priceless.

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 Před 3 lety +80

    "Life becomes easier when you delete the negative people from it."
    Whoever wrote that either lacked self awareness, or is depressed to the max.

    • @gr3ysonddragon213
      @gr3ysonddragon213 Před 3 lety +4

      "Life becomes easier when you delete negative people from it"
      Me:pulls out m 690 *pionts to myself

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 Před 3 lety

      Idk, just ask the school they attended. If anyone survived...

  • @AlexSanLyra
    @AlexSanLyra Před 3 lety

    That Rickroll at 1:53 was one of the best I've seen in a loooong time. Cought Jeannie big time! Lol!

  • @WartHog-mh1tj
    @WartHog-mh1tj Před 3 lety +6

    1:57 as soon as she said "never going to" I can already see her fate .

  • @Xander_Zimmermann
    @Xander_Zimmermann Před 3 lety +31

    On the German alarm clock I think the "DIE" stands for "Dienstag" which is Tuesday in German.

    • @Stray0
      @Stray0 Před 3 lety +8

      can confirm, am gerrman, we all die on tuesdays pretty much

  • @awildtomappeared5925
    @awildtomappeared5925 Před 3 lety +33

    11:08 henry just realised the state of family courts xD

    • @oblivious_npc7752
      @oblivious_npc7752 Před 3 lety +7

      I didn't like the fact that the queen said this so nonchalantly

    • @awildtomappeared5925
      @awildtomappeared5925 Před 3 lety +7

      @@oblivious_npc7752 I don't think that means she agrees with it

    • @oblivious_npc7752
      @oblivious_npc7752 Před 3 lety +2

      @@awildtomappeared5925 perhaps, but I just didn't like how it sounded

  • @jancukasu
    @jancukasu Před 3 lety +4

    13:00 Humble crusaders, share us the holy sauce!

  • @voidtempacc1872
    @voidtempacc1872 Před 3 lety +41

    Jeannie & Henry: we are blessed by our family
    Also Jeannie: Depression
    Also Henry: Anxiety
    Me: Blessed, depressed, full of anxiety
    I see a pattern here

    • @augustianlodhi636
      @augustianlodhi636 Před 3 lety

      what do u see

    • @lildipper3423
      @lildipper3423 Před 3 lety

      Me with ptsd anxiety depression slowly becoming addicted to Adderall and wishing I had weed

    • @muh.mumanmanarul2534
      @muh.mumanmanarul2534 Před 3 lety

      Me get blessed bipolar and lonely (for 5 fucking years) and still virgin

    • @user-kc2fu8iw3v
      @user-kc2fu8iw3v Před 3 lety

      depression is just a natural state of humanity, especially when the happy drug that tricks us into thinking we're good runs out or stops working. happiness, love, joy and all these positive emotions are so connected to the presence of dopamine etc to the point they vanish with the drug, you'd think they were artificially created for some nefarious reason, as if to mask how shit life really is, because otherwise the slaves would wake up and commit mass suicide.

    • @lildipper3423
      @lildipper3423 Před 3 lety

      @@user-kc2fu8iw3v wtf

  • @greenrena8503
    @greenrena8503 Před 3 lety +159

    Jeannie: "Thats why I dont like the fans! I need the thots, man!"
    Maybe enough youtube for today, need sleep.

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson Před 3 lety +36

    5:29 because "DIEnstag" means "TUEsday" in German.

    • @dreysion1001
      @dreysion1001 Před 3 lety

      But if you're bilingual, it can be a bit ambiguous. Especially when you're depressed and both meanings are equally valid to you

    • @johnschroeder163
      @johnschroeder163 Před 3 lety

      Lets not forget "Donnerstag" for thursday. (donner =thunder in german) so in english "thursday" is actually "Thor's Day"

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson Před 3 lety

      @@johnschroeder163 I think you're missing the point of the comment here. Here's another example: Tuesday in Swedish is "Tisdag", in Danish it's "Tirsdag", if a dane saw a swedish alarm clock as in the timestamp above it would say "Tis" and the Dane would wonder why the alarm was spelling out "Piss", since that's what it means in Danish.
      The german alarm spelled out Die for Dienstag, but non-german speaking English-speakers read it as Die, the english word. Donnerstag has no relevance to anything here, unless you're trying to point out that it spells "Don", which granted would possibly be confusing for someone named Donald.

  • @peanut_butter_phil9213

    Henry -" That's how I know I have anxiety"
    Jeannie - "that's how I know I have depression"
    Us - "Should I say it?..."

  • @renagornquickblade997
    @renagornquickblade997 Před 3 lety +34

    Henry's reaction to learning about a father's rights in custody battles in the U.S. was both funny and sad. Mostly sad though.

    • @kap10khaos18
      @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety +8

      It's still possible to get custody if you're the dad, but you better have a damn good lawyer and enough evidence. Or you'll be paying an insane child support rate that isn't used for the children but the mother. Sometimes even if you do have evidence tho, like of the mother beating, battering, slandering and verbal abuse of the child, you still fucking lose. Then you lose everything, even the house you paid entirely for.

    • @DudeyLad
      @DudeyLad Před 3 lety

      @@kap10khaos18 Get a prenup

    • @thetoastlord5355
      @thetoastlord5355 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kap10khaos18 Yeah, kinda sad. Getting your kid dragged away from you when clearly the mother is the one abusing the child just because your genitals are different never made sense to me. According to a study or something, I can't remember where, but most of the time it was the woman who was abusive rather than the man. However they still get custody, because y'know, women can do nothing wrong because they were oppressed in the past.

    • @kap10khaos18
      @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety

      @@thetoastlord5355 Yeah..... :(

    • @user-kc2fu8iw3v
      @user-kc2fu8iw3v Před 3 lety +1

      @@DudeyLad doesn't work anymore, they just toss them out when inconvenient. all "in the best interest of the child", child being the codeword for mother.

  • @purplesamurai8825
    @purplesamurai8825 Před 3 lety +91

    People who saw Jeannie's hair in yesterdays video:
    I already saw that

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Před 3 lety +2

      True

    • @jeffreyroot6300
      @jeffreyroot6300 Před 3 lety +5

      Get thou to Twitch and follow PotasticP! Then you would have seen it a week ago!

    • @DaPeanutButter
      @DaPeanutButter Před 3 lety +2

      And on stream

    • @alyseyer6366
      @alyseyer6366 Před 3 lety +1

      doesn't matter how many times youve seen it, gorgeous hair like that needs to be ADMIRED 😭

    • @XYZeNxghtmxre
      @XYZeNxghtmxre Před 3 lety

      @Gol.d Tori me, who was the chair she sat on at the salon: Obvi 🥱

  • @Scorpious187
    @Scorpious187 Před 3 lety

    To be fair, sometimes planes *do* go up during a crash/failure. when TWA Flight 800 exploded and crashed in 1996, the front of the plane fell off which caused an imbalance in the plane, making it pitch up. It was climbing through 11,000 feet when the explosion that took the plane down happened, then gained about 2,000 feet of altitude reaching 13,000 feet before it finally fell back to earth.

  • @Donutspie
    @Donutspie Před 3 lety +43

    This 'brand new hair' seems very familiar...
    Almost like it was in the previous video...

  • @nukemaster7624
    @nukemaster7624 Před 3 lety +8

    "you can't lose what you don't have, but you can go into debt" -Technoblade

  • @dakotahiggins2259
    @dakotahiggins2259 Před 3 lety +6

    As a man with depression and anxiety this is my night
    Me: I'm tired
    Anxiety: no your not
    Me: ok can I get up
    Depression: no
    Me: ok time to win fake verbal arguments from three years ago

  • @jaycab2073
    @jaycab2073 Před 3 lety

    0:20 That is a gag prank from the CZcams channel "Just For Laughs Gags" and that scene is Hilarious but also wholesome! They always reveal to the person / people pranked that it's a friendly silly prank that's caught on camera.

  • @tornadophantom4027
    @tornadophantom4027 Před 3 lety +11

    1:59 Best Rick Roll of the goddamn century

    • @wickedends
      @wickedends Před 3 lety +1

      It's why I liked the video.

  • @theascendantgaming9575
    @theascendantgaming9575 Před 3 lety +3

    This video hit waaaaay too close to home for me. i didn't move from my bed for three days, and had five mental breakdowns during that time. i just moved, got no friends, no work, nothing to do except watch youtube, play games and cry constantly. you guys are kind of the last thread to keep me somewhat sane, and i love you guys for that. thank you.

    • @kristinamitchell716
      @kristinamitchell716 Před 3 lety +2

      They didn't show even once in the video that they respect or value suicidal people.

  • @MikeDraenix
    @MikeDraenix Před 3 lety +3

    11:49 Yep, I've noticed this in my siblings and most of my friends, I'm the only one who wants and plans to have a family in the future. I was a bit suprised in the beginnings cause I've always wanted to have a family when I'm older and thought others did as well, but it seems not to be so.

    • @jaddelarosa6643
      @jaddelarosa6643 Před 3 lety

      Oh me too man. I wanted to start a family in the future but considering our circumstances, I don't think there will be a future.

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 Před 3 lety +1

    1:54 Not gonna lie, watching Jeannie slowly Rick Rolling herself is kind of... cute. But props to the OP, that one was actually really good.

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 Před 3 lety +201

    Jeannie looks a lot older with that color.
    Giving off a Mom vibe even... Henry, is there something you'd like to tell us?

    • @neptunex999
      @neptunex999 Před 3 lety +48

      She givin me a grandma vibe but maybe thats just me 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Tikayy
      @Tikayy Před 3 lety +10

      @@neptunex999 Yep, was getting the same vibes.

    • @ghostlydemonfox6173
      @ghostlydemonfox6173 Před 3 lety +1

      tought it was her mom xD

    • @instinctrules2969
      @instinctrules2969 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't think she looks that much older with the hair

    • @jeffreyroot6300
      @jeffreyroot6300 Před 3 lety +3

      Lighting isn’t right, that’s multi colored hair. Pink and purple with the blonde.

  • @kaybirt6429
    @kaybirt6429 Před 3 lety +36

    henry: you can be composted for energy
    jeannie: *visible dread of being composted

  • @trayolphia5756
    @trayolphia5756 Před 3 lety

    5:58 I stop asking that after the second time...as if the person wants the help, they’ll say something...I cannot and WILL NOT continue to ask otherwise I would be guilty of trying to FORCE the issue...
    And when I get yelled at later for not “being more supportive” I look the, in the eye and say “I could see you were sad, I asked what was wrong, you said ‘nothing’...so I accepted your answer”
    (Scoffs) well obviously I was lying and...
    “Why lie...? Why not just accept the help someone who cares if offering and respects you enough to accept the answer thats given, for all I know, it’s something you’d prefer to figure out and overcome yourself without help...”

  • @stevenson720
    @stevenson720 Před 3 lety +2

    "Losing all hope is freedom"
    Fight club ftw!
    Some times you need to go down deep to find a stable bottom to build on.

  • @not2shaddy51
    @not2shaddy51 Před 3 lety +5

    Cat: You have no hobbies
    Jeannie: Lit comeback go MEWMEW

  • @reijigamer
    @reijigamer Před 3 lety +68

    Henry, the woman takes everything even if you don't marry depending on where you live. You barely have to live together in some instances.

    • @allanon64king10
      @allanon64king10 Před 3 lety +9

      not always, atleast in my case my dad took my mom to court after she cheated on him and had full choice over the situation of parental rights and visitation.

    • @krzyryry8382
      @krzyryry8382 Před 3 lety +6

      I think we are at a point in time we’re the ridiculousness of the past is more apparent. Don’t really think it should be extreme one way or the other unless reasonable proof can be provided for the child’s safety.

    • @scottjackson1636
      @scottjackson1636 Před 3 lety +12

      This is one of the things Men's rights groups try to fight for. The child should go to the best parent in a custody battle, but as a society we have this false idea that women are naturally more caring and better at parenting , so judges tend to be biased in the mothers favor. Even in instances where the mother is a horrible person and there is ample proof.

    • @xxxzzz9327
      @xxxzzz9327 Před 3 lety +2

      maybe this is why japan has bondage lessons in their university...

    • @user-su6wy3bj4v
      @user-su6wy3bj4v Před 3 lety +5

      @@scottjackson1636 What's even weirder is that the misconception persists, even though all studies show that children who grew up without a father figure were much worse off in all aspects of life. Children need a leader-type figure who teaches them things about the world.

  • @alelynx5716
    @alelynx5716 Před 3 lety

    I love that Henry straight up was like I don't care she can do the outro like "Wait I'm supposed to.... Whatever... What? Oh, Peace"

  • @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture

    "Nobody is completely useless; you can be composted for energy" Henry MxR 2020

    • @hero.x6292
      @hero.x6292 Před 3 lety +2

      what is the neam of the thamneal

    • @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture
      @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture Před 3 lety

      @@hero.x6292 probably GreenTeaNeko
      i.pinimg.com/originals/cf/d2/cc/cfd2ccfe79c5df8f283a1ef9bd072b36.jpg

  • @AndradeSamir
    @AndradeSamir Před 3 lety +7

    Looks at video, uncontrollably yells "Grandma Jeannieeeeeee" nonstop for 5 minutes.

  • @worldofoblivion977
    @worldofoblivion977 Před 3 lety +4

    I just realized, turning stress into energy is perfect because whenever you're stressed about having no energy, you have energy.

  • @AquaPeet
    @AquaPeet Před 3 lety

    The way Jeannie says "me" at 9:31...
    She should definitely voice act a cartoon character that when it speaks, it only says "Me, me me me me, me meme me me!"

  • @anthonyperez4950
    @anthonyperez4950 Před 3 lety +4

    No one:
    Me: *gestures toward clock "Would you look at the time. It appears to be time to die."

  • @amanofculture434
    @amanofculture434 Před 3 lety +12

    “Life becomes easier when you delete people” (Monika ddlc)

  • @TR-kk2bh
    @TR-kk2bh Před 3 lety +11

    Am I the only one thinking " if those two are capable of feeling genuinely depressed despite their situation how's the rest of us still breathing?"

  • @Name-ru1kt
    @Name-ru1kt Před 3 lety +2

    Jeannie: who else is spending 10 hours a day at a computer.
    *realizes that she’s at a computer.
    Jeannie: oh

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Před 3 lety

      I could be a cyborg by now with how attached to computers I've become.

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 Před 3 lety

      Well, her job is being entertained to entertain people, so I'd say her job is way easier than an accountant.

  • @mihajlomilanovic5055
    @mihajlomilanovic5055 Před 3 lety

    7:43 reaction is priceless! Love you both.

  • @lizafrench8455
    @lizafrench8455 Před 3 lety +52

    09:19
    "It is just an object" "I'll buy you a new one"
    I love henri. His solution to Jeannie is to replace and fix the thing that made her sad...
    *coughsimpcough*

    • @Yuzashii
      @Yuzashii Před 3 lety +2

      Nah he does want the wrath that comes with her tears

    • @lizafrench8455
      @lizafrench8455 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Yuzashii I hope people understand I am only joking...that is why i spelled "henrI's" name wrong.
      Henri and Jeannie seem like they have a nice relationship...IDK, the optics are nice

  • @Mandorle21
    @Mandorle21 Před 3 lety +14

    i wasn't even depressed BEFORE this video...

  • @Xeno_Narrator.
    @Xeno_Narrator. Před 3 lety

    Right now you're the only things that are entertaining me because I'm bored AF and you're not boring

  • @flatwater5
    @flatwater5 Před 3 lety

    "Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel. Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel. Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Quick, before the hyenas come!"

  • @mellar5864
    @mellar5864 Před 3 lety +21

    *Life becomes easier when you delete the negative people from it*
    Me who is the most negativ person in my life: "I know what i have to do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it."

    • @user-ti4bm4md5y
      @user-ti4bm4md5y Před 3 lety

      You can do it, just believe in yourself. Or "when motivational speach is a bad thing".

    • @lildipper3423
      @lildipper3423 Před 3 lety

      Same I've tried 3 times I just can't do it

  • @lt_newb4312
    @lt_newb4312 Před 3 lety +10

    Jeannie: be extremely motivated...you die
    Every athlete who is training in a professional sport: well then...

  • @RichTechGuy
    @RichTechGuy Před 3 lety

    5:27 That German alarm clock will say the same message every Tuesday.

  • @gamergod8441
    @gamergod8441 Před 3 lety

    Today on December 4th is my birthday and all I want is a video from MXR to upload a video that I can watch while eating without loosing my appetite, love the content tho

  • @public_f_bass
    @public_f_bass Před 3 lety +7

    Jeannie:*spiraling*
    Henri:*execute hug.exe*

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Před 3 lety +10

    Blurb: "Life becomes easier when you delete the negative people from it."
    Me: Where did I leave that Glock? 🤔 (It's a joke, people-- don't get your undies bunched up.)

    • @kap10khaos18
      @kap10khaos18 Před 3 lety

      Honestly where's my AK?
      Legit lost my AK bow im sad

  • @davids-ip2lr
    @davids-ip2lr Před 3 lety

    Jeannie: *says Henry is the only person that matters to her*
    Her fans: "Am I a joke to you?"
    Also her fans: "Fucking hell, Henry, get your head in the game!"

  • @jonnyonwheels
    @jonnyonwheels Před 3 lety

    The planes in the beginning are fighters from WW2 and their wings could be unlocked and folded so they take up less room when stowed and thus could fit more planes.

  • @spacecowboy2957
    @spacecowboy2957 Před 3 lety +6

    Look at all the gray hair that Harry gave Jennie.

  • @crowofjudgement1640
    @crowofjudgement1640 Před 3 lety +50

    I came early just like in the 1st of December

  • @Redwolfnisly
    @Redwolfnisly Před 3 lety

    I love how Henry says it’s the worse crash he has ever seen even though it is somewhat accurate. Guess what Henry, wings at a certain angle will pull you upwards momentarily simply by the lift they create. So yes, with wings buckling like that, you can get some very weird drag and uplift.

  • @No_OneV
    @No_OneV Před 3 lety

    Jeannie's impression the cat made me rofl for some reason :DD
    Funniest thing i head today

  • @RockedIn
    @RockedIn Před 3 lety +6

    "I need these thots to help sleep man" -Jeannie

  • @slixnoir
    @slixnoir Před 3 lety +124

    Jeannie looks like a Mom now. Is there something you want to tell us, Henry?

    • @benkoskinen3871
      @benkoskinen3871 Před 3 lety +9

      foreshadowing

    • @Tikayy
      @Tikayy Před 3 lety +4

      @Yusuf Garba He went easy on her.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Před 3 lety

      I'm Chris Hanson, have a seat Henry. Law and Order music cue😉🇺🇸🇮🇪🇰🇷🇹🇼😘

    • @internaut4257
      @internaut4257 Před 3 lety +2

      she doesnt look like a mom, more like a grandma, which technicaly is also a mom, so i guess youre right

    • @instinctrules2969
      @instinctrules2969 Před 3 lety +2

      she doesn't look that much older

  • @jjjj.g528
    @jjjj.g528 Před 3 lety

    7:05 thanks Henry its speaks so much to me

  • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
    @Rodrigo-ei4ht Před 3 lety

    1:00 ngl, I thought the same thing thrusting motion included 😂 4:56 also agree with Henry on that one. It's an entertainment machine. Get Miles Morales, PlayStation plus for all those ps4 games, serotonin for days.

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 Před 3 lety +16

    I feel that the thumbnail comic artist has been in more thumbnails then any other person

  • @leftielisa7837
    @leftielisa7837 Před 3 lety +16

    German alarm clock explained: DIE are the first three letters for Tuesday ("Dienstag", literally translated: "duty day") :D

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 Před 3 lety

      Dien doesn't stand for the modern German word for duty, it's for the Norse god Tyr. Many of the days of the week are named after old pagan gods and celestial stuff, if you haven't noticed. :P

    • @leftielisa7837
      @leftielisa7837 Před 3 lety

      @@talknight2 Dien probably doesn't, but Dienst does. Like Mittwoch = Wednesday = mid of the week :)

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 Před 3 lety

      ​@@leftielisa7837 it's not dienst-ag lol
      dien is Tyr
      tag is day
      Tyr's Day. Tuesday. Dienstag.

    • @leftielisa7837
      @leftielisa7837 Před 3 lety

      @@talknight2 If you say so, it's not worth arguing for me xD

  • @kevinsullivan3448
    @kevinsullivan3448 Před 3 lety

    I have a can koozy that I bought when I was stationed at Ft Campbell which reads: "I'm not completely useless, I can always serve as a bad example."

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 Před 3 lety

    Honestly, that oil meme is more accurate than you might think :') Don't even fill yourself with water you'll drown in most fluids. Water is a pretty special case where filled lungs can get our avg density below water's avg density and float, and swiping your arms through it generates enough force to propel you forward because it's non-Newtonian. A lot of liquids have a lower density and non-Newtonian fluids are pretty uncommon as well. It's perfectly possible to fill a silo with it and just drown without giving yourself a chance out, that being said... Drowning is one of the shittiest deaths you could have so probably not quite the way even if you wanna go xD Just OD on morphine or something that oughta be a fun way at least xD

  • @gregoriocastaneda4671
    @gregoriocastaneda4671 Před 3 lety +19

    I just came from another video that I didn’t finish so I can be here

  • @nasibrakal2761
    @nasibrakal2761 Před 3 lety +4

    10:03 this guy has the most legendary comments ever

  • @michaelangelosaluta5803
    @michaelangelosaluta5803 Před 3 lety +4

    jeannie just rickrolled herself and everyone watching

  • @sukikurai
    @sukikurai Před 3 lety

    7:58 this is how i know i have both. my body has to be on the brink of collapse before i fall asleep. but once i fall asleep i sleep for anywhere between 4 to 14 hours. if it’s 4 it’s because nightmare. mostly it’s between 10 and 14

  • @KaoretheHalfDemon
    @KaoretheHalfDemon Před 3 lety +22

    I’m sorry for a second I thought that was an older relative of Jeannies.
    Also very creative rick roll.

  • @cogglews
    @cogglews Před 3 lety +35

    The new hair makes her look much much older lol.

  • @richydub8145
    @richydub8145 Před 3 lety

    10:47 LOL fucking spit cranberry apple juice everywhere laughing

  • @crimsonclaw6337
    @crimsonclaw6337 Před 3 lety

    the sad peace at the end is great

  • @Woolfio
    @Woolfio Před 3 lety +39

    I can't stop looking at that hair color. My brain is confused about her age now. That hair color is not good, but then again i am colorblind.

    • @demandred1957
      @demandred1957 Před 3 lety +24

      Nothing wrong with your eyes. It just makes her look old.

    • @valo1326
      @valo1326 Před 3 lety +2

      God damn it

    • @sipp5657
      @sipp5657 Před 3 lety +4

      I thought it looked Hella dope and gave her a younger appeal. (just my take though)

    • @CaptainAceOfSpades
      @CaptainAceOfSpades Před 3 lety

      Bro same, my condition of color blindness it just blends into the wall and it confuses me

    • @Zach-ju5vi
      @Zach-ju5vi Před 3 lety +2

      I don't know why girls color their hair white, It looks terrible.

  • @drakocarrion
    @drakocarrion Před 3 lety +61

    Both Jeannie & Henry's responses to the men's mental health thing is why the most common suicides are men aged 45.

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya Před 3 lety +13

      Glad I'm not the only one put off by their reaction

    • @blacknemesy
      @blacknemesy Před 3 lety +7

      @@Sp4rt4nSl4ya Don't worry, no one will be put off if you ever need help. Nobody.

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 Před 3 lety +3

      I found that shit fuckin funny.

    • @fearthemerciful
      @fearthemerciful Před 3 lety +1

      isn't that the joke?

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic Před 3 lety

      @@blacknemesy Yeah, just you...

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 3 lety

    " Everyone's useful. "
    Your blood for the blood god and your skull for the skull throne, for example.

  • @Duke00x
    @Duke00x Před 3 lety

    Losing all hope really is freedom. I have been much happier since I did. Seven years now since I did and haven't suffered from depression again once since. I laugh more. I smile more. Don't have suicidal thoughts anymore. Losing all hope and becoming nihilistic is a game changes.

  • @bronsonpatten7188
    @bronsonpatten7188 Před 3 lety +132

    I’m not first, but I’m definitely early

  • @jerryeubanks3177
    @jerryeubanks3177 Před 3 lety +9

    The first meme was a prank from a show call Just For Laughs.

    • @HarmonyEdge
      @HarmonyEdge Před 3 lety +1

      And there was both a female and male version of the prank. Oddly more of the women victims took it better than the men.

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic Před 3 lety +1

      @@HarmonyEdge The women are used to excess suitors. The men were surprised then let down.