Tom Segura's Dad Hates His Pickup Lines - YMH Clip

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  • čas přidán 26. 07. 2020
  • In this highlight, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss flirting with girls at breakfast. They then call Tom's dad, Top Dog, to ask for his thoughts on Tom's new pickup technique. Top Dog shares some expert insight. They also ask him whether he'd rather spend a week with Tom's mom or Tom's aunt and gets his opinion on their "updog" joke.
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Komentáře • 801

  • @SLEEPYJK
    @SLEEPYJK Před 3 lety +2838

    Your dad saying "Hey buddy" the way he does is so genuine and loving. It's simple yet it says alot about how he feels about you

    • @willyam2435
      @willyam2435 Před 3 lety +150

      His whole delivery changes so much from the initial "hello". I always get excited when they decide to call Top Dog. So wholesome.

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 Před 3 lety +90

      TopDog gets so happy when Tom calls. He loves Tom so much.

    • @hirkballs
      @hirkballs Před 3 lety +41

      Have you seen when Tom calls his boy an immediately says "Hey Buddy." You're 100% right. Its subtle but its wholesome :)

    • @terrycullen3302
      @terrycullen3302 Před 3 lety +4

      @E R Are you simple?

    • @tmt1675
      @tmt1675 Před 3 lety +3

      My pops does the same exact thing. Pal or buddy always. Typically and Italian thing. I know his mom is Peruvian if I remember right but I wonder what his pops is.

  • @user-lh5kd4tb1g
    @user-lh5kd4tb1g Před 3 lety +1515

    Toms personality makes so much sense now. His dad fostered his childish sense of humor and crisp irony while his mom repeatedly broke him emotionally and mentally

  • @bobbygenesis7868
    @bobbygenesis7868 Před 3 lety +2018

    “Hey buddy” is the most wholesome answer compared to the subject of the conversation

    • @GingerLeigh737
      @GingerLeigh737 Před 3 lety +49

      Right?! He had genuine happiness in his voice when he said that! I felt instantly happy 😀

    • @leathery420
      @leathery420 Před 3 lety +27

      lol and he's supposed to be the guy who said there is no better feeling than killing the enemy in regards to nam. I think that makes "Hey buddy" even cooler.

    • @geraldalbone7
      @geraldalbone7 Před 3 lety +8

      I love how excited top dog says hey buddy to Tom. You can tell he's genuinely happy Tom called. I can barely get my dad to answer the phone. So jelly lol

    • @blakes55
      @blakes55 Před 3 lety +6

      Hey Buddy!

    • @gorydays28
      @gorydays28 Před 3 lety +4

      he's always so excited to hear from tom, it's great

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns Před 3 lety +1751

    Now imagine that voice saying, "There's no better feeling than killing the enemy" or "I threw grenades into bunkers...".

    • @hiltonb8876
      @hiltonb8876 Před 3 lety +25

      After I heard him tell that story I’ve been waiiiittiiinnnggg. It would be sooo perfect 😂😂

    • @billionwilliam840
      @billionwilliam840 Před 3 lety +11

      Hey buddy

    • @andrejhalaj1714
      @andrejhalaj1714 Před 3 lety +44

      Hey, buddy! Here's a grenade for ya. Enjoy!

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd Před 3 lety +6

      Oh yeah. It feels good

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 Před 3 lety +6

      Damn woodpecker.

  • @jaym8639
    @jaym8639 Před 2 lety +1380

    Man I'm going to miss him saying hey buddy to Tom. Rip top dog

    • @blakeanderson4686
      @blakeanderson4686 Před 2 lety +21

      Man me too ✋ 😪 top dog will live for ever with me reminds me of my dad r.i.p. top dog

    • @TrentTheMegaGangster
      @TrentTheMegaGangster Před 2 lety +12

      WHAT!? what happend?

    • @touchmycamerathroughthefen4555
      @touchmycamerathroughthefen4555 Před 2 lety +63

      @@TrentTheMegaGangster he passed just before New Years. He was exposed to Agent Orange during his time in the military which causes a cancer called multiple myeloma later in life. He’s had it for a few years apparently but it got worse this year

    • @layedbackthomas
      @layedbackthomas Před 2 lety +7

      IKR watching this clip isnt the same now. his dad was so wholesome^^ r.i.p

    • @moocow5628
      @moocow5628 Před 2 lety +5

      That’s exactly why I came back to this clip

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 Před 3 lety +947

    Love hearing the laughter from the tech guys in the next room. Never change that.

    • @gerardohernandez7099
      @gerardohernandez7099 Před 3 lety +39

      Whenever I hear them laugh I swear they sound insane.

    • @ladycole
      @ladycole Před 3 lety +43

      That's my favorite part of the show!😂😂😂

    • @Dubstep4LIFE2901
      @Dubstep4LIFE2901 Před 3 lety +12

      I just noticed this today and it geeks me out everytime

    • @yukefort8402
      @yukefort8402 Před 3 lety +27

      Nadav losing it in the background kills me every time. I have to rewind multiple times to get through a video.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 Před 2 lety +7

      6:25 .... pure gold from them

  • @theyetty4ever
    @theyetty4ever Před 3 lety +376

    His dad's voice went from Hello in an "ugh who's calling" annoyed voice to a "HEYYY BUDDDDDY" in the same voice a dad talks to his 7 year old lol. Your dad rocks !!

  • @NGJ05
    @NGJ05 Před 3 lety +854

    “I was at a party one time, and someone pulled out a marijuana cigarette, and I said: I’m outta here.”

    • @ryancallahan1441
      @ryancallahan1441 Před 3 lety +51

      Cool story nerd lol i love that special

    • @jbf4184
      @jbf4184 Před 3 lety +45

      There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon Před 3 lety +11

      There is no better feeling than being sober and killing the enemy

    • @HellAintHalfFull
      @HellAintHalfFull Před 3 lety +8

      Okay, lieutenant...

  • @zach6367
    @zach6367 Před 3 lety +820

    Top Dog's Hey Buddy is more love than my Dad showed to me over 12 years.

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames Před 3 lety +1

      lol

    • @mstevens6723
      @mstevens6723 Před 3 lety +25

      I love you son

    • @raiseincain9335
      @raiseincain9335 Před 3 lety +9

      Too close to home, buddy.

    • @zach6367
      @zach6367 Před 3 lety +13

      @E R Sheesh. Someone's jeans are low and loose.

    • @nword1812
      @nword1812 Před 3 lety +4

      E R I’m gonna ignore you like I ignore a random homeless person screaming in the street

  • @scottmonaghan1078
    @scottmonaghan1078 Před 3 lety +251

    "There's definitely a mouthful there"

  • @jackforster7783
    @jackforster7783 Před 3 lety +375

    I’ll never tire of Top Dog’s pure puppy-like glee when he hears Tom on the other end of the phone. “Hey buddy” makes my day

  • @undergroundmm9514
    @undergroundmm9514 Před 3 lety +277

    “I’m just using it. I don’t care if I die.” - words to live by.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 3 lety +4

      I say something very similar to my friends and family every time they comment on my eating habits. The look of confusion on their faces is worth the risk. 🤣

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 3 lety +2

      Odi
      Exactly.

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche Před 3 lety +372

    He says hey buddy like a cartoon character. It's so funny every time.

  • @cadenlacher7524
    @cadenlacher7524 Před 3 lety +218

    “She’s playing bridge” is a routine line on this podcast.

  • @BBishop27
    @BBishop27 Před 3 lety +241

    When Christina went for the high five after the what's up dawg joke.

    • @iMETTI
      @iMETTI Před 3 lety +9

      And then she went for a very cool fistbump

    • @snorgisborg2
      @snorgisborg2 Před 3 lety +1

      No she just put her fist in the air

  • @chris42028
    @chris42028 Před 3 lety +258

    I think we need a weekly top dawg segment

  • @nuckle4270
    @nuckle4270 Před 3 lety +111

    Christina's reaction to "Hey Buddy" is always the best.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Před 2 lety +57

    Papa Segura with that "4th grade joke" comeback was gold

  • @chrisfyb
    @chrisfyb Před 2 lety +42

    Damn, that "Hey Buddy" hits way different now.
    :(

  • @Edelce
    @Edelce Před 2 lety +30

    5:21 my man is a 40 yo bald fat bear and still called buddy by his pops, that thing melted my heart

  • @Nfl360
    @Nfl360 Před 3 lety +374

    Top Dog- Hey buddy
    Tom- Wheres mom?
    Top Dog- Playing bridge
    😂 if u dont hear those three things when they talk, something is wrong

    • @samuelrusso4304
      @samuelrusso4304 Před 3 lety +14

      It's like coded phrase, they make sure nobody in either situation is really calling in the middle of a hostage crisis, or something. Like, if Top Dog says, "Oh, she's a bit tied up right now." Tom is expected to go, "Oh, I see, if you guys are busy, I'll call later." and then call the cops.

    • @shnibzzz
      @shnibzzz Před 3 lety +8

      Do you remember which episode it was when Tom yelled "Fuck with the fuckin Bridge" 🤣 that killed me.

  • @BoofHoover
    @BoofHoover Před 3 lety +22

    "well thats a mouthful right there" true dad lmao

  • @Alee806
    @Alee806 Před 3 lety +39

    “Hey buddy how you doing” is the cutest shit ever!!

  • @joshdobson2737
    @joshdobson2737 Před 3 lety +77

    The "up dog" joke....... I died!!

    • @Seatowntony206
      @Seatowntony206 Před 3 lety

      When was nedav? Cuz tom did it to his dad too

  • @austinsandifer5006
    @austinsandifer5006 Před 3 lety +47

    The guys laughing in the background makes this 10x more funnier😂😂😂😂

  • @IKillCops4Fun
    @IKillCops4Fun Před 2 lety +25

    Top Dawg going from “Hello?” to “Hey buddy how ya doin!?” Is the cutest shit on earth each time

  • @Liam.-77x
    @Liam.-77x Před 3 lety +211

    I laughed so hard I started choking on a piece of chicken. I actually almost died when his dad said "You know when a drop dead gorgeous woman walks on the elevator and she's got legs up to her....shoulders"

    • @TheMeowMix03
      @TheMeowMix03 Před 3 lety +10

      That is some hilarious imagery right there

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt Před 3 lety +11

      Reminded me of those Chloe Grace Moretz edits where her whole body is just her legs lol.

    • @bendover9813
      @bendover9813 Před rokem

      Tell her to quit Slav squatting

    • @doodooswaggy3825
      @doodooswaggy3825 Před 3 měsíci

      You were laughing while choking your chicken?

  • @kroudyy
    @kroudyy Před 3 lety +253

    Please please please. We need a top dog, “Hey Buddy” shirt.

  • @Christopher50now
    @Christopher50now Před 3 lety +28

    Man I think your relationship with your dad is awesome. You’re so lucky. You can hear his love for you in every “buddy” he says.

  • @codylaramore4881
    @codylaramore4881 Před 3 lety +63

    I have never laughed harder at the “up-dog” joke with Top Dog than anything else on this podcast. Gotta love Top Dog

    • @Undoing88
      @Undoing88 Před 2 lety +1

      @Cody Laramore
      Yes! Was paralyzed with laughter! One of the most suspenseful and rewarding Updogs of all time!

  • @jollyjiant8107
    @jollyjiant8107 Před 3 lety +28

    I LOVE THE OFFSCREEN LAUGHS 😂😂😂

  • @TheOpenerXD
    @TheOpenerXD Před 2 lety +14

    Going back and listing to all the calls to top dog again and every time he says “hey buddy!” just gets to me now. Gonna miss the calls. Sending love to the segura’s. RIP Top Dog.

  • @michaelclarke3485
    @michaelclarke3485 Před 3 lety +37

    The hysterical laughing in the background gets me everytime

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf Před 3 lety +33

    "Does the underwiring in your bra set off the metal detector at the airport?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LH-nd9qg
    @LH-nd9qg Před 3 lety +22

    That guy laughing in the back 😂😂

  • @kevintross9778
    @kevintross9778 Před 3 lety +123

    Top Dog is the flirting GOAT
    This man is undefeated

  • @Hokay01
    @Hokay01 Před rokem +4

    Rest in peace Top Dog!!!

  • @CutterDriftwood
    @CutterDriftwood Před 3 lety +107

    Tom's pickup technique is specifically for truly cool guy's ONLY!

  • @TinMan445
    @TinMan445 Před 2 lety +8

    “How have you not just thrown mom out a window?” 😂

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio Před 2 lety +52

    The fact that Tom can just casually tell his dad he loves him and isn't not swamped with anxiety and fear over such a simple thing tells me that my relationship with my parents is probably not the most stable.

    • @Theparadoxdrumma
      @Theparadoxdrumma Před rokem +4

      if you aren't able to casually tell them that then yes you're prob correct.

    • @crazycarl00
      @crazycarl00 Před rokem

      yeah dude, therapy, you may need it

  • @cortana323
    @cortana323 Před 3 lety +11

    I laughed way to hard at that up dog joke

  • @scottrea888
    @scottrea888 Před 2 lety +5

    Here for a "Hey Buddy" ❤❤❤ RIP TD ❤

  • @19Burgandy
    @19Burgandy Před 2 lety +10

    "There's no way out, the walls are closing in" I laughed so fucking hard

  • @ryandunkling1179
    @ryandunkling1179 Před 2 lety +9

    Whomever that is literally DYING of laughter in the far background, I'm right there with em 😂

  • @ryanbrown7536
    @ryanbrown7536 Před 10 měsíci +1

    5:22 😭😭😭 So much joy hearing his sons voice. Rest easy, Top Dog

  • @layedbackthomas
    @layedbackthomas Před 2 lety +4

    R.I.P Top Dog

  • @Watchlist_king
    @Watchlist_king Před 2 lety +15

    Tom up dogging his dad is one of the purest examples of comedy I’ve seen

  • @L4-295
    @L4-295 Před rokem +4

    Rip top dawg 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 you can tell how much Tom loved him 😔

  • @DasNeueFeuer
    @DasNeueFeuer Před 3 lety +47

    Tom and Christina: _thinks of horrifically creepy pick-up lines_
    Top Dog: _disagrees and comes up with something a bit less intense_

    • @gen3kali877
      @gen3kali877 Před 9 měsíci +1

      All I know is it worked on Tom’s mom.

  • @mctwist13
    @mctwist13 Před 3 lety +44

    Top dog is the best part of the whole show. We need to get a Dogcast going. Tom and his dad just talk while mom plays bridge.

    • @mimmkey
      @mimmkey Před 2 lety

      Can you imagine the two of them commentating the bridge game?

  • @blakepettys28
    @blakepettys28 Před 3 lety +11

    I love how Tom’s eyes glaze over when he impersonates his aunt

  • @NORMASHBASH
    @NORMASHBASH Před 2 lety +6

    Going back to every top dog episode because I feel like a lost a family member. RIP Top Dog, many prayers to Charro, Tom, Christina and the rest of the family. 🙏🏽

  • @thruxtonvalrico67
    @thruxtonvalrico67 Před 2 lety +6

    Hearing him say “Hey, Buddy!” with such love and excitement is heartwarming and heartbreaking now that he’s gone. I’m going to call my Dad today, try these with him and see what happens.

  • @cornholio7296
    @cornholio7296 Před rokem +1

    RIP Top Dog, I enjoy visiting these older clips

  • @funkyweb0s
    @funkyweb0s Před 2 lety +3

    R.I.P. top dog.

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 Před 3 lety +12

    Fun fact: the underwire in bras used to set off metal detectors at the airport but not anymore

  • @adamd.6698
    @adamd.6698 Před 2 lety +9

    I miss Top Dog so much already 😢😢😢

  • @Dr3wTheGiant
    @Dr3wTheGiant Před 3 lety +8

    Somebody needs to make a compilation of Tom's dad answering the phone "Hey Buddy!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jessicadanner6784
    @jessicadanner6784 Před 2 lety +3

    Love you forever Top Dog

  • @Astrohhh
    @Astrohhh Před 3 lety +18

    Tom's dad is so fkn funny.. you need to get him on the show

  • @oscargb2770
    @oscargb2770 Před 2 lety +5

    RIP TOP DOG 🙏🏽
    We lost a great one 😞

  • @evan2946
    @evan2946 Před 3 lety +5

    Lmao Tom’s aunt voice has me rolling

  • @E7VZ
    @E7VZ Před 3 lety +10

    Tom getting red from laughing so hard gives me life

  • @robertmiller752
    @robertmiller752 Před rokem +2

    This is one of my favorite clips from the show. The call with dad was great

  • @MrYankees1321
    @MrYankees1321 Před 2 lety +4

    Why was Tom’s dad falling for updog the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @napoleonbonerfart278
    @napoleonbonerfart278 Před rokem +3

    I love the way he says "hey buddy!"
    ❤❤❤❤❤ rip top dog

  • @skaterdude123ify
    @skaterdude123ify Před 2 lety +4

    The way Tom's dad says "Hey Buddy!" makes me wish I had a dad!👨‍👩‍👧

  • @Gabrielito941
    @Gabrielito941 Před 2 lety +9

    RIP Top Dog! I know Tom and everyone listening to the podcast will miss the "hey buddy" its so genuine.

  • @krasius47
    @krasius47 Před rokem +2

    The way his Dad said "Hey Buddy, how you doing?" is great. Just awesome and heartwarming. And Christina's reaction saying "He's so sweet." Just a really good, in the moment, clip.

  • @jackberry
    @jackberry Před 3 lety +23

    I smile every time I hear the "hey buddy"

  • @dylanc2516
    @dylanc2516 Před rokem +2

    1:40 I'm crying right now🤣

  • @SpeedfreakUK
    @SpeedfreakUK Před 2 lety +2

    the guys laughing in the background get me every time

  • @dadaseyi
    @dadaseyi Před 3 lety +60

    I love y'all so much. The relationship vibe you have is the one I've always wanted. So fucking hilarious.

    • @FatimaAmerson
      @FatimaAmerson Před 6 měsíci

      I really respect how they relate as a mature confident couple. I wish all relationships could operate in this type of tolerance. I ❤️ it. #DOPE.

  • @Will-zv9xh
    @Will-zv9xh Před 2 lety +3

    Oh man. Only just seeing that Tom's dad passed away in Jan. Rest in peace Top Dog. Seemed like such a cool dad and was obviously so proud of his son.

  • @kornklone
    @kornklone Před rokem +1

    The updog joke was fuckin beautiful. RIP Top Dog

  • @snubsnab8022
    @snubsnab8022 Před 2 lety +3

    Rest In Peace Top Dog. Keep it high and tight up in heaven.

  • @HollyLiana
    @HollyLiana Před 3 lety +13

    I fucking loooove that belly cackle from the back room!!!! His laughter makes me want to find a job like his or Jamies on JRE. You dude back there sounds sooo fucking amused all the damned time!!!! Goals on finding your bliss,

  • @Segkee
    @Segkee Před 3 lety +9

    Love when Christina goes in for a high five after the high five joke and Tom leaves her hanging... I mean: that's just perfect.

  • @dianau7612
    @dianau7612 Před 3 lety +8

    8:18 for the best Tom reaction ever

  • @jerryjones7582
    @jerryjones7582 Před rokem +1

    Top dog says “hey buddy” like he’s talking to a 6 year old Tom

  • @jpxgs
    @jpxgs Před 2 lety +2

    i can remember this being the first time i heard top dog during a live show. rip

  • @dariangoulding3894
    @dariangoulding3894 Před 2 lety +1

    Sorry about your loss! He was the greatest ever!

  • @boujiatexas1870
    @boujiatexas1870 Před 3 lety +15

    And to think, top dog has seen the horrors of war

    • @myvishan
      @myvishan Před 3 lety

      I guess that’s why he’s so nice and uplifting all the time.

  • @claytonjones8358
    @claytonjones8358 Před rokem +1

    He seemed like a real sweetheart! Sorry for your loss Mr. Tom

  • @Oldgreg184
    @Oldgreg184 Před 2 lety +3

    R.i.p top dog

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Před 3 lety +11

    this is truly the greatest show on the internet

  • @milesmccue9388
    @milesmccue9388 Před 2 lety +2

    Top dog bought his A game this time😂😂

  • @williamphillips2671
    @williamphillips2671 Před 3 lety +4

    Toms dad is just amazing

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol Před 3 lety +4

    he fell for the updog joke. what a fucking amazing dad

  • @COLDSTEELE152
    @COLDSTEELE152 Před 3 lety +4

    Holy shit his Dad is awesome and the "hey buddy" was amazing

  • @milehighmullet8200
    @milehighmullet8200 Před 2 lety +17

    Man I'm feeling for Tom I lost my dad at 21 and it sure is a void

  • @christopherkendrex8075
    @christopherkendrex8075 Před 6 měsíci +1

    R.I.P. Top Dog! I miss you so much!

  • @ladycole
    @ladycole Před 3 lety +2

    The background laughter ALWAYS makes me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @franksinatra3494
    @franksinatra3494 Před rokem +3

    He clearly loved his son. Seems like a happy man. Rip top dog

  • @themilkmon
    @themilkmon Před 2 lety +1

    Timmy got Top Dog with the "updog". What a classic!

  • @thismothafuckasaid7304
    @thismothafuckasaid7304 Před 3 lety +249

    Top Dog is "Pot God" spelled backwards..Hey, buddy

    • @couchfighter
      @couchfighter Před 3 lety +12

      NOPE. ITS DOG POT

    • @kerch-e
      @kerch-e Před 3 lety +14

      @@couchfighter nah, it's pot god because the spelling is what is backwards, not the word placement. I bet you're a hoot at parties.

    • @BBishop27
      @BBishop27 Před 3 lety +16

      @@couchfighter Nope it's God pot dummy.

    • @BBishop27
      @BBishop27 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kerch-e Wrong again sweet tits. You're all wrong top dog is God Pot backwards.

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 Před 3 lety +9

      Christopher Koertge holy Christ if he’s bad at parties then what are you?!

  • @MrBomberrino
    @MrBomberrino Před 3 lety +4

    I fucking love this damn show....keep it going. The aunt Blanca bit is amazing, "death by a thousand paper cuts". Rocksteady Tom and Cris!!!!

  • @ca6986
    @ca6986 Před 10 měsíci

    The Aunt Blanca impressions had me fuckkin rollin

  • @Crossword131
    @Crossword131 Před rokem +1

    This makes my heart sprinkle.

  • @NOIRAAG
    @NOIRAAG Před 3 lety +2

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. "Whats, 'up dog'?"