Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition

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  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia Před 7 lety +6831

    simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together

  • @ryano709
    @ryano709 Před 7 lety +2820

    believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor

    • @smolshay
      @smolshay Před 7 lety +92

      ryan owesney There's a guy at my school who has a channel on CZcams and he honestly thinks he can sing and its terrible and i hope he tries doing this so that Simon can take him down a notch.

    • @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591
      @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591 Před 6 lety +16

      I belive you.

    • @kenobrien6474
      @kenobrien6474 Před 6 lety +15

      Cheyenne Watson what's the channel pls

    • @emma62346
      @emma62346 Před 6 lety +4

      ryan owesney true

    • @TheMruczyslawa
      @TheMruczyslawa Před 6 lety +1

      ryan owesney sure they do. i wóuld hand my head downn

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick Před 6 lety +1120

    Bucket list:
    - Travel around the world
    - Have a happy family
    - Get insulted by Simon Cowell

    • @srkian1990
      @srkian1990 Před 4 lety +19

      @Jeremiah Carlos I want a show of Gordon and Simon roasting people

    • @AnitaMoyles
      @AnitaMoyles Před dnem

      I love to be simoncowellised 😂😂😘

  • @pizzacat1923
    @pizzacat1923 Před 5 lety +596

    "Do you think i can improve or anything?"
    *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*

  • @brandonmut2432
    @brandonmut2432 Před 7 lety +2221

    I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.

    • @ximenacerezo1590
      @ximenacerezo1590 Před 7 lety +65

      Brandon MUT you get it! Thank god!!!

    • @DaveMorgan
      @DaveMorgan Před 7 lety +83

      Brandon MUT yep and there's no law against being an asshole. People live in this fantasy world of what should be. Simon gives a dose of what is.

    • @ZVizoNaleo25
      @ZVizoNaleo25 Před 7 lety +5

      yes ,true that

    • @x50music
      @x50music Před 7 lety +3

      Trúe, a lot of these people have potential I think, The attitude and rude behavior of some of them just make them look bad..
      Also, I'm trying to grow my music channel, I make edm/pop music, can you please help me reach 50 subs, I'm so close! :)

    • @iwannabeanarwhal
      @iwannabeanarwhal Před 7 lety +48

      Brandon MUT Dude, his job is to tell people they suck in the most savage way possible, I think he just enjoys it.

  • @valenciavazquez8515
    @valenciavazquez8515 Před 7 lety +1496

    I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"

  • @hellogoditsmesatan7169
    @hellogoditsmesatan7169 Před 5 lety +323

    I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.

  • @kimessex4011
    @kimessex4011 Před 5 lety +407

    All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not

  • @luzluna8358
    @luzluna8358 Před 6 lety +1097

    "You are everything we are not looking for"
    Savage 😂

  • @ccs898
    @ccs898 Před 7 lety +1990

    Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell

    • @ccs898
      @ccs898 Před 7 lety +30

      *Ramsay

    • @StruckByEvil
      @StruckByEvil Před 7 lety +14

      Cally Cheng Ramsey would slay Simon

    • @Kennychan770
      @Kennychan770 Před 7 lety +11

      Will i think ramsay does insult a lot than simon

    • @sahirsood
      @sahirsood Před 7 lety

      Cally Cheng j

    • @kittykat4956
      @kittykat4956 Před 7 lety +16

      Simon is an insult machine and supper rude to all the people! like if you agree!

  • @mzumno
    @mzumno Před 5 lety +180

    Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once"
    Simon:"Well I was good at what I did"
    Fcking love this man xDDD

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 Před 4 lety

      b a m b u s me too, but am I the only one who actually finds him attractive 😂😻

  • @elyssiawhelan2033
    @elyssiawhelan2033 Před 5 lety +131

    "Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance"
    "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO

    •  Před 4 lety

      A person ABSOLUTE MADLAD

  • @briannahaydu3814
    @briannahaydu3814 Před 7 lety +403

    he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 Před 7 lety +2

      That_ PugLife he called one of the groups 'disillusioned', I don't think that's even the correct usage of the word

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 Před 7 lety +1

      mackhomie6 what's your point

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 Před 7 lety

      That_ PugLife my comment was the only response to yours, so take a wild guess

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 Před 7 lety +6

      mackhomie6 I was just saying that he has a good education that doesn't mean that he's a walking dictionary

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 Před 7 lety

      That_ PugLife well I don't know anything about his education so I'll take your word for it, even if the video seems to contradict you somewhat

  • @nightstar2400
    @nightstar2400 Před 7 lety +443

    I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 Před 7 lety +10

      Abby Mattingly Omg I love your profile pic

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 Před 4 lety +1

      That's cowell for you

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx Před 4 měsíci

      I think that woman was strung out on something. Drunk maybe. I don't know. But, she was a nutcase. Also, I don't think she had washed her hair for weeks before that 💀

  • @rudinapllana9425
    @rudinapllana9425 Před 5 lety +346

    Girl: *sings*
    Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver*
    6:56

    • @warart9624
      @warart9624 Před 4 lety +4

      Hey there....I'm Deaf now

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 Před 4 lety +1

      Dayummm, Love him so much 😂💯😻

  • @sadianaseer4930
    @sadianaseer4930 Před 5 lety +110

    “It is not good enough”
    “Then what is”
    “You leaving”

  • @hihi-qo9gc
    @hihi-qo9gc Před 6 lety +3099

    I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other

  • @TheFaarf
    @TheFaarf Před 6 lety +579

    "I can sing.."
    "Just not in tune"
    Perfect

    • @jdwhea
      @jdwhea Před 6 lety +1

      Just not in tune maannn

  • @homersimpson8824
    @homersimpson8824 Před 5 lety +67

    "You are everything we are not looking for." lmao

  • @sarahlouise9433
    @sarahlouise9433 Před 5 lety +112

    “You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 Před 6 lety +951

    What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 Před 5 lety +27

      Except that they wouldn't be famous in the music industry, 'cause they suck ass. And not the good kind.

    • @AlexanderNovak0
      @AlexanderNovak0 Před 5 lety

      oh please you speak if you want to survive you need to be cruel...grow up ... i tever took cruelty i rather kick your ass and im doing real fine

    • @nectarichard6775
      @nectarichard6775 Před 5 lety +7

      You just opened my eyes!

    • @lmaololz6853
      @lmaololz6853 Před 5 lety

      Except for the fact that they can’t get through with taking shit from Simon or without. Because they killed all the cats in Denver :)

    • @starry-blossom2306
      @starry-blossom2306 Před 4 lety +5

      If you can't get through Simon you'll never make it to the world.

  • @llavishxd
    @llavishxd Před 6 lety +1344

    "I'm a gospel choir"
    "Did you eat them?"
    I can't deal with such a level of savagery..

    • @javinfehr5590
      @javinfehr5590 Před 6 lety +38

      Some ramsay level shit right there

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 Před 6 lety +15

      Funnily enough, a gospel choir did come out and they rocked!!! If you can find the clip, it's worth watching

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 Před 6 lety

      mhm izme Yes there have been plenty of them. They're all pretty good!!

    • @xPippoxD
      @xPippoxD Před 6 lety +6

      I loved that the guy who was singing even went along with the joke :P

    • @azadev
      @azadev Před 5 lety

      666 like you have.....EVIL

  • @ahrrydepp493
    @ahrrydepp493 Před 6 lety +283

    3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it

  • @amu7090
    @amu7090 Před 5 lety +241

    " I can sing. "
    " Yes, not in tune. "
    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ignacioberango
    @ignacioberango Před 7 lety +199

    -"You are very handsome"
    -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD

  • @Noah-xd5fh
    @Noah-xd5fh Před 6 lety +1346

    girl: "your very handsome"
    Simon: "tell me something I don't know"

  • @tedkakarounas
    @tedkakarounas Před 5 lety +60

    "You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing"
    Golden.

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf Před 5 lety +56

    *"You're mean"*
    Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults

  • @DarkFiend69
    @DarkFiend69 Před 6 lety +534

    It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.

    • @isabelmorinigo5795
      @isabelmorinigo5795 Před 5 lety +31

      And the ones that can sing dont think they can.

    • @mysteriousgirl6946
      @mysteriousgirl6946 Před 5 lety +13

      shows like the X factor hire actors to make the show more interesting

    • @justalittle_out_there539
      @justalittle_out_there539 Před 5 lety +1

      I believe my voice is absolutely disgusting, but all my friends say I sing beautifully, and I don’t know what to think. 😂😂

    • @solarsystemresident
      @solarsystemresident Před 5 lety

      @@mysteriousgirl6946 I actually won't be surprised if that was the case but... are you serious?

    • @jesussequea1562
      @jesussequea1562 Před 5 lety

      There are, indeed there are.

  • @kimtov3734
    @kimtov3734 Před 7 lety +547

    Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show

  • @rockstaraccount5461
    @rockstaraccount5461 Před 5 lety +48

    9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different"
    Simon: "Well I agree with the third one"
    omgg im deadddd lol

  • @KaNe1493
    @KaNe1493 Před 5 lety +31

    "Nothing like a good spanky"
    "Horrendous"
    Omg that part got me

  • @bobdickens3674
    @bobdickens3674 Před 7 lety +297

    Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 Před 7 lety

      R R Damn straight. Btw I love your profile picture

    • @larryisreal2854
      @larryisreal2854 Před 7 lety +4

      Bob Dickens im german and we have a german simon cowell his name is dieter bohlen and he is just like him but not so serious he makes fun off them mire

    • @L14M
      @L14M Před 6 lety +1

      because we don't fuck about

  • @camillaellinghaus819
    @camillaellinghaus819 Před 7 lety +521

    Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be

    • @aow3834
      @aow3834 Před 7 lety +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus yes but also has many unnecessary comments like for that black guy

    • @angel455dix
      @angel455dix Před 7 lety +1

      Silent Wind I feel like at that point he spoke first before thinking sadly

    • @sabrinacarpenter2699
      @sabrinacarpenter2699 Před 6 lety +1

      Luthfil Lutz thighbone

    • @idoneakw9996
      @idoneakw9996 Před 6 lety +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus I think he is rude and as honest as you can possibly be, the two seem to be mutually inclusive with Simon...

    • @thejellybeanpotato5627
      @thejellybeanpotato5627 Před 6 lety +1

      Hell ya he doesn't care if they are different he is just honest and treats all of them the same

  • @mementoghosty
    @mementoghosty Před 4 lety +37

    *Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!!
    *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!

  • @herlucifer7680
    @herlucifer7680 Před 5 lety +46

    *“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀

  • @BennyR92
    @BennyR92 Před 7 lety +768

    2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD

    • @iwokeuplikethis118
      @iwokeuplikethis118 Před 7 lety +19

      BeFoRe #Bestie

    • @isxxc3855
      @isxxc3855 Před 7 lety +2

      To the audition

    • @kweno1022
      @kweno1022 Před 7 lety +21

      BeFoRe the right guy was so bad

    • @michaelhertzler6952
      @michaelhertzler6952 Před 7 lety +24

      It's possible that they only sent the left guy through. They've done stuff like that before.

    • @aaron_4384
      @aaron_4384 Před 7 lety +47

      BeFoRe come on move your body, come on move your body

  • @TheLolmylove
    @TheLolmylove Před 7 lety +992

    I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 Před 6 lety +39

    Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.”
    “You look like a pen salesman.”
    * bites pen *
    * points with pen *
    *PEN*

  • @jamessmithe5490
    @jamessmithe5490 Před 5 lety +112

    On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn

    • @olbcansat9726
      @olbcansat9726 Před 5 lety +4

      James Smithe Susan boyle

    • @boston_8213
      @boston_8213 Před 4 lety +10

      He knows what will make it and what wont within seconds of the audition. Probably has a pretty good idea based off of intuition right when they walk in.

    • @florencedomingo7096
      @florencedomingo7096 Před 4 lety +2

      How about Marcelito Pomoy

    • @yoshuaisnotok8794
      @yoshuaisnotok8794 Před 3 lety

      Calum sccot

  • @alixmcrae9848
    @alixmcrae9848 Před 7 lety +932

    Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!

    • @alixmcrae9848
      @alixmcrae9848 Před 7 lety +21

      My fav one is when he said get out I'm going to lunch and as he said it he was already half way out the door!! 😂

    • @astridsprincessleah9953
      @astridsprincessleah9953 Před 6 lety +4

      Pizza Lover Lol he is the God of Savage people and the King of Roasting

    • @CloroxBleach-ud2ou
      @CloroxBleach-ud2ou Před 6 lety +1

      Aliyah Hubbard what about Gordon Ramsay

    • @muun279
      @muun279 Před 6 lety +3

      Pizza Lover same. he's my favorite. he doesn't sugar coat.

    • @Mj-pq3ur
      @Mj-pq3ur Před 6 lety +1

      Pizza Lover i know right😃😄

  • @wassup3941
    @wassup3941 Před 7 lety +749

    I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂

    • @stephencurrygoat7532
      @stephencurrygoat7532 Před 7 lety +12

      RandomFromShou right and when they're all nice and good backstory and then are bad

    • @markus-4383
      @markus-4383 Před 7 lety +62

      you hate that? thats what makes this show funny

    • @ejscorp
      @ejscorp Před 7 lety +58

      That's the best part. They give some sob story and then they get crushed.

  • @jakefunaki5635
    @jakefunaki5635 Před 4 lety +34

    Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts

  • @JammiH
    @JammiH Před 6 lety +11

    Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.

  • @bubblegumbitch1465
    @bubblegumbitch1465 Před 6 lety +263

    Simon reaches the level of brutal honesty that I want to have

  • @zaccahill6366
    @zaccahill6366 Před 7 lety +806

    It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.

  • @joshmansfield6101
    @joshmansfield6101 Před 4 lety +23

    "I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous"
    "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂

  • @nmj530
    @nmj530 Před 6 lety +45

    Guy:Someone needs to put you out your misery
    Simon:OUT
    🤣🤣💀💀

  • @Crazykirby6131
    @Crazykirby6131 Před 7 lety +3029

    Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...

    • @BennyR92
      @BennyR92 Před 7 lety +107

      getting paid a lot of money to say to other people that their singing is rubbish sounds like a funny job :D I mean they have to do this for a couple of days every year until only good singers are left, so it's not that hard.

    • @Crazykirby6131
      @Crazykirby6131 Před 7 lety +60

      Its a dream job and that is the only hard part about that :D

    • @torisession2535
      @torisession2535 Před 7 lety +21

      Crazykirby6131 I couldn't do it I would be laughing at some of them I couldn't do it lol

    • @Lucario9d
      @Lucario9d Před 7 lety +11

      Crazykirby6131 yet there's no work involved

    • @tied2dye1
      @tied2dye1 Před 7 lety +37

      Yea it's so hard being an ASSHOLE Yea I know

  • @MRLINTN
    @MRLINTN Před 7 lety +650

    "Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver"
    "We just put through a giraffe"
    I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MRLINTN
      @MRLINTN Před 7 lety +39

      Braaaaaaaaaaaaah , "She has a penis" nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "it's bigger than mine" for fucks sakes hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • @marsha1315
    @marsha1315 Před 5 lety +49

    Guy Starts Singing
    Simon: Get out.. just leave
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hayleywellington2808
    @hayleywellington2808 Před 4 lety +20

    Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao

  • @meghanan5360
    @meghanan5360 Před 7 lety +425

    I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader Před 6 lety +26

      Or the person has potential of being a singer, but they need to practice, which is what he tells them

    • @danvitty5442
      @danvitty5442 Před 6 lety +3

      Or wants his show to get better rating because that's his character

    • @MsSaxoBeat257
      @MsSaxoBeat257 Před 6 lety +4

      "He does that for their own good" lol
      He probably couldn't give two shits about these people. It is one thing to criticise the singing but it's another when you are rude and insulting their appearance.
      As someone mentioned it's just for ratings and mantainning a persona.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 Před 6 lety +1

      tomoe Jasmine true

    • @theberserkerarmor6511
      @theberserkerarmor6511 Před 6 lety

      tomoe Jasmine You could’ve at least capitalize “he”.

  • @blisssound5136
    @blisssound5136 Před 6 lety +501

    Simon: That's a weird place to stop
    Her: Oh ok-
    Simon: No no I'm glad you did...
    Her: * heart break *

  • @bsgang2.0
    @bsgang2.0 Před 5 lety +29

    I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂

  • @jeannetpierre1
    @jeannetpierre1 Před 6 lety +95

    I like that "Penis" song at the end!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tmphelps1980
      @tmphelps1980 Před 5 lety +1

      Wait, WHAT????????????????????????????????

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 Před 5 lety +2

      That was so funny!!!

    • @dtramirez0611
      @dtramirez0611 Před 5 lety +12

      That was real funny, unfortunately Ray Jessel passed the next year in 2015, i wish we could of heard more! RIP Ray
      Side note: Ray had a very successful career in his line of work, look him up!

    • @NatalyaVDBrock
      @NatalyaVDBrock Před 4 lety +1

      Lol me too 😂😂 so unexpected

  • @marilyngore1227
    @marilyngore1227 Před 6 lety +445

    7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you?
    Andrew: No?
    Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch.....
    I fell off my bed XD

  • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
    @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 Před 7 lety +177

    I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver."
    Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed Před 7 lety +5

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer Yessss! I lose it when he says: "Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality!" The way he says it with the pauses in between... So funny!

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 Před 7 lety +1

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer xD

  • @itsmariaxx3167
    @itsmariaxx3167 Před 5 lety +42

    Her:So I look like a man
    Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman.
    Me: *dead*

  • @chazzerine7650
    @chazzerine7650 Před 11 měsíci +8

    What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.

  • @sjsjdjfjf5116
    @sjsjdjfjf5116 Před 7 lety +323

    Simon cowell is the nicer version of Gordon Ramsey

    • @emlin2005
      @emlin2005 Před 6 lety +61

      Cmarshmello he's the Gordon Ramsay of the music industry

    • @serena6739
      @serena6739 Před 6 lety +4

      +Emma Lin theres no gordon ramsay of the music industry. they are both themselves in either chef or music industry so....

    • @tommiboi6911
      @tommiboi6911 Před 6 lety +13

      SHUT UP U IDIOT SANDWICH!!!

    • @adriafg3578
      @adriafg3578 Před 6 lety +20

      Cmarshmello I think they would make an awesomely savage team.

    • @massivesket5500
      @massivesket5500 Před 6 lety +10

      Simon's roast are better, Gordon Ramsay is just screaming and swearing all the time (don't get me wrong i fucking love Gordon Ramsay)

  • @czarnestopy4243
    @czarnestopy4243 Před 6 lety +337

    And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garrellagacha2023
    @garrellagacha2023 Před 5 lety +25

    "you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂

  • @kuenzangjamtsho8636
    @kuenzangjamtsho8636 Před 4 lety +15

    "Yes you have personality but dogs have personality"

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 Před 7 lety +529

    Not gonna lie, I'd buy that last guy's album.

  • @j.m.b8661
    @j.m.b8661 Před 7 lety +349

    I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it

  • @tesianata
    @tesianata Před 5 lety +44

    The before,during & after weight watchers... Damn!! Lol

  • @SD-mp1ve
    @SD-mp1ve Před 5 lety +10

    "You just killed every cat in Denver."
    IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

  • @armyxxblink1554
    @armyxxblink1554 Před 6 lety +511

    Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world.
    Me: wait until you hear me sing

  • @aprilbenosa6743
    @aprilbenosa6743 Před 7 lety +68

    "Can I do something else?"
    "Leave."
    savage af damn

  • @frostedscript
    @frostedscript Před 6 lety +24

    8:28
    "I AM A CHOIR"
    -"Just you?"
    -"Did you eat them?"
    "dHDghH?!"

  • @padmeamidala4.20
    @padmeamidala4.20 Před 5 lety +9

    6:57
    “You just killed every cat in Denver “
    Lmao😂😂

  • @vipershock2569
    @vipershock2569 Před 6 lety +134

    He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST

  • @BelowMinimums
    @BelowMinimums Před 5 lety +12

    "they looked like the before, during, and after of weight watchers" goddamn xD

  • @kcfireball439
    @kcfireball439 Před 4 lety +8

    18:12 "Actually, it's about talent so shut up you two". Beautiful quote from the one and only Simon Cowell 😂👍

  • @desireedriver6390
    @desireedriver6390 Před 6 lety +519

    Girl *sings*
    Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver

  • @Onlyicedmilk
    @Onlyicedmilk Před 7 lety +123

    "this is not good enough"
    Well what is?
    "you leaving"

  • @cheryltunmore8901
    @cheryltunmore8901 Před 4 lety +6

    "well this is my first audition so...."
    " well I'm not surprised and it should be your last" 😂 😂 😂

  • @amandarussell9688
    @amandarussell9688 Před 5 lety +5

    We need more brutally honest people like Simon in this world

  • @aishariaz4707
    @aishariaz4707 Před 6 lety +234

    It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 Před 6 lety +5

      Aisha Riaz me too

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 Před 5 lety +1

      I do too

    • @buddhimazoysa2255
      @buddhimazoysa2255 Před 5 lety +2

      I disagree. Simon is great. He has given life changing oppertunaties to so many people who deserve them. But, he is not a genius. Most of these performers come with a hope in their hearts. Simon just tares them apart. There are so many nicer ways to say no.

  • @NobleWish
    @NobleWish Před 7 lety +186

    I think the Ushur in that "P-Diddy & Ushur" duo would have been better off alone

    • @pudloaf1391
      @pudloaf1391 Před 7 lety +9

      100%

    • @valentinegh0st404
      @valentinegh0st404 Před 7 lety +11

      I think it was lowkey a comedy act

    • @leftoverbagel9014
      @leftoverbagel9014 Před 7 lety +1

      NobleWish That was beautiful.

    • @schloob
      @schloob Před 7 lety +11

      He didn't sound too bad on his own but the other dude doing "ya come one" ruined it

    • @mae92302
      @mae92302 Před 7 lety

      NobleWish yes that's exactly what I was thinking

  • @Tootsie-yj1rz
    @Tootsie-yj1rz Před 5 lety +19

    Contestant: so I look like a man
    Simon: no no you look like a man dressed like a woman
    Contestant: so I look like a drag?
    Simon: you do a bit
    😂

  • @ThePianoGamerPianoGaming
    @ThePianoGamerPianoGaming Před 5 lety +21

    "more like Mariah Scary"

  • @sano6608
    @sano6608 Před 7 lety +78

    "Can I do something else"
    "Leave."

  • @ollieuce1965
    @ollieuce1965 Před 7 lety +74

    Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂

  • @JuneNelson
    @JuneNelson Před 4 lety +9

    No one :
    LITERALLY NO ONE:
    Someone : 7:56
    Selling replay buttons 7:56 7:56 7:56

  • @adityamittal7128
    @adityamittal7128 Před 4 lety +8

    Me: that wasnt that bad
    Simon: Terrible
    Me: Terrible

  • @thejellybeanpotato5627
    @thejellybeanpotato5627 Před 6 lety +567

    I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome

  • @Jorythebest98
    @Jorythebest98 Před 6 lety +87

    Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻

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  • @iandreelara
    @iandreelara Před 4 lety +6

    “Did you eat them” 😂💀

  • @StruckByEvil
    @StruckByEvil Před 7 lety +361

    Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.

  • @aaronj.6364
    @aaronj.6364 Před 7 lety +108

    You never know what Simon is going too say until he finishes it

    • @nancylopez7360
      @nancylopez7360 Před 6 lety

      TheAngryEnderman ! He's grave probably says how everybody's grave isn't buried perfect roasting the dead sad

  • @zgb3l
    @zgb3l Před 5 lety +11

    I wonder if simon opens a dictionary whenever he’s on the toilet, looking for synonyms of “terrible”

  • @jannettemainah981
    @jannettemainah981 Před 6 lety +83

    Her: 16:29...i knw am sucking up.....bt u are really handsome....
    simon: tell me something i dont knw😂😂😂
    me:dead😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nm3kj5cb5m
    @user-nm3kj5cb5m Před 6 lety +93

    me: that was pretty good
    simon: that was absolutely horrible
    me: i agree to that

  • @Cxcxzxc
    @Cxcxzxc Před 6 lety +275

    "You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me

  • @marto787
    @marto787 Před 4 lety +3

    6:56 im dead 😂 🤣 i cant breath

  • @Realswisher97
    @Realswisher97 Před 6 lety +6

    Simon: “group is horrendous”
    Guy: “nods”

  • @weeaboo_weirdo
    @weeaboo_weirdo Před 7 lety +59

    "Someone gave you a chance once!"
    "Yeah but I was good at what I did"