The Marvel Cinematic Universe - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (Pt. 1)
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"Iron Man is basically invincible in the new movies"
I don't think so.
I mean, he did it to himself
Still counts
Ian White do u not remember when thanks whooped our bois ass
He dead
K1nfull I mean he is called the Invincible Iron man
Oof
Thor being a murderous psychopath is probably the most accurate thing to norse mysthology in the entire mcu
Duran McLemore is he a murderous psychopath in mythology?
Duran McLemore a
Colton wait but weren't the giants supposed to cause ragnorak which is why he does it? To prevent ragnorak?
Soccercrazyigboman no not really Thor is kinda just a dick, there a time where Thor goes on a trip with Loki and a human who is as fast and they meet some Giants that play some game with them. The giants win because they had no way of losing and the Giants tell them at the end and all have a good laugh. Then Thor kills all the Giants even though it was just a prank basically. A lot of Norse stories end with “Then Thor killed all the Giants because of a prank”
@@Soccercrazyigboman Ragnarok is mostly caused by Loki and his kids, who turn on the gods because Odin's paranoia leads him to betray them. Norse mythology is just Minority Report, but way more fucking metal.
“Today we”re gonna be nice. Or at least try to be nice.”
Mate. I don’t think you even tried.
Or maybe the movies aren't as good as everyone says they are.
@@orlando5789 It's almost as if most of these movies are boring, stupid, awful, or mediocre.
@@Mamamiawhataspicymeat-a-ball Most of them actually are. I think that the only good movies Marvel has produced in recent years are IW and Spiderverse
@@orlando5789 Sony is the one who made spiderverse
@@IrisXen I know, but it is a Marvel movie.
Marcus: “So today, we’re gonna be nice.”
Also Marcus: “So that’s the end of Phase 1, and I think about 25% of that experience was good”
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
I did the math. It's about 33.33%
I always loved the fact that Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner is always nervous and jittery. It's a nice detail that people don't ever point out
It's a nice trait for mark Ruffalo bruce banner it juxtaposes with hulk's aggressive and brutal nature
ENGLISH BOIS ENGLISH
@The Skunk What scene/movie is this?
@Ken Norcott Which is funny because I remember being extremely disappointed when when I heard Ruffalo was cast. I only knew him as a forgettable part in Zodiac (simply because he was overshadowed by other amazing actors in that film) and Jennifer Garners awkward love interest in 13 going on 30. It seemed like a bad idea at the time but now it's so obvious that Banner should be an awkward nerdy type and Ruffalo was an excellent choice in hindsight.
If you didn't agree, name a Ruffalo movie that made you think he would be great for Banner. I don't think there is one but prove me wrong.
Cause he knows the slightest thing could cause him to Hulk out.
He still sucks as the character. Marvel has also butchered the Hulk which is a real shame
i love how his voice just sounds like a mixture of bored groaning and awkwardness.
its perfect.
As All Things Should Be.
Agreed
perfectly balance as all things should be
Annoying vocal fry
And extremely punchable
Watching the first Avengers makes me realise just how much Marvel fumbled Bruce Banner in these films. Mark Ruffalo does such a great job in that film as this jittery, nervous wreck, who nonetheless commands this huge authourity because of how scared people are of the Hulk. I love the whole sub-plot of S.H.I.E.L.D covertly trying to keep him contained and under their control and Bruce having none of it. He's arguably the most compelling character in the film and it's an amazing introduction for Ruffalo.
Only for him to then be a comedy character in every other film. It just sucks. Mark Ruffalo deserves a lot better and I really hope he gets to give a great dramatic performance like he did in Avengers Assemble.
I guess it's more understandable later on because he's shown to have controlled it a bit more? He's not fully stable but he's not exactly going to rampage through a city
I think they did a good job with him in Ragnarok too
It’s nice to see someone else realize how much of a joke Ragnarok was. They made a joke of both hulk AND Thor. Yet people eat it up because “stupid make me laugh🤤🤤” 🤦
Can agree was interesting in the film to see how Bruce was scarred that he would accidentally explode and become the Hulk and cause Mayhem. I wish they kept this theme going instead of just sending him off in AAOU and having him return in Thor 3 as just a goofy child who is strong.
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
To be honest the best single scene in the MCU is when Hulk rushes towards Loki, Loki yells "Enough!" to deliver the usual bad guy monologue, and then gets rudely interruped by being grabbed and smashed around by Hulk. Pure genious because it was very much subverting expectations. That being said when you look closely the CGI Loki is like a wet noodle and it looks really strange, but it was SO. FUNNY. back then.
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
"This is the only one without a post-credits scene."
*cough*
LMAO
“This is the only one without a post-credits scene.” *cough*
*cough*
a literal spaghetti bowl e
*Cough* *Cough*
I understood that reference
*vomit*
Padme only liked Thor because he could stand New Mexico Sand.
underrated
Nah. Padme digs men who don’t like sand
@@nicklandgren7144 lol
@@nicklandgren7144 facts
@@nicklandgren7144 and those who posses the youngling destroyer 9000
When you mentioned the mandatory marvel shirtless scene I started freaking out because I've been saying "mandatory marvel shirtless scene" for years now.
Avengers was revolutionary because never before did we have superheros that had solo films of their own, come together like this. You only had group movies (X-Men and fantastic four) or solo cape flicks. This was the first time they built up big movies. And even when DC tried to copy them, they were only able to do two movies before going for the team up movie, and the second one was kinda of one also.
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
Can’t wait for the shirtless scene in captain marvel
Eithers good
BALL’S IN YOUR COURT, FEIGE
TALKING BOUT EQUALITY
WHAT’RE YOU, SEXIST???
I watch when black widow movie gets made
Yeah nick Fury will look amazing, wait, what?
TBH if the equivalent for her movie is "shot from behind of awesome back/shoulder muscles and swole arms" sign me the heck up.
TBF, Thor's arc is fantastic, he goes from spoiled, isolated jerk to humanized, emotional bro dude lol
Nope, his saga is the worst and doesnt make any sense.
@@jorgebalbin5170 how? unless you're referring to endgame in which i agree
The first Thor movies are GARBAGE expect
@@WithADashOfPazazz Why? They portrayed Thor's depression and PTSD really realistically.
WithADashOfPazazz I mean his character was drastically altered between 2 movies. The studio let Taika do that cause Thor wasn’t that appealing
I love how banner is scared of Loki and Loki is scared of hulk
Even though I don’t agree with everything he says this guys is just hilarious and fun to watch so good job man keep it up
jake moody why did you miss the pat in the super bowl 🙁
Natalie Portman’s character in Thor is basically Padme in Star Wars
Thanos thanks Thanos. You are indeed inevitable
She’s always in love with someone but in Star Wars she does it well 😂
@Forrest Gump Exactly. (In my opinion) A bad character with bad acting
@@funnysonicman I agree.
She’s always plays the normal person in love with the super-powered long haired sexy guy.
“Modern Iron Man is invincible”
You jinxed it
R.I.P. Tony, I love you 3000
His name is the Invincible Iron Man, lol
I think we all knew he was gonna die
He legit killed himself tho
@@gibbysmoviecorner8286 he sacrificed himself to save everything in existence
17:55 Jane didn’t drop everything for Thor cause he was cute. She initially let him go cause Eric talked her out of it since he also said Thor was crazy. Right after that Shield took all her gear and research making her more desperate to figure out what was going on with Thor and at the second site. The photos they took of Thor falling in the Bifrost and the Mjolnir crash site are also good enough reasons to not ignore everything he says.
Marcus shit on this movie hardcore for no reason and it made me pretty disappointed... I agreed with a lot of what he had to say but he was wrong about what you just pointed out and he really didn't care to list any of the good things because there were plenty of good moments. This movie was waaaaaaaaay better than the second one but he had the audacity to give it the same score or even lower? Like what a joke Marcus!
@@jasonsenter1646 he often can be very nit picky even though he has a varied amount valid criticism
@@jasonsenter1646 it’s his opinion jackass, maybe those moments you liked but he didn’t
The movie does come across as "Oh Thor is hot, so cute girl doesn't care if he's insane, she still follows him". That's pretty accurate to real life. I also don't believe, for a second, that Portman is this "super smart scientist lady". She was in her 30's in this movie? But her petiteness makes her look like she just got out of high school. Would have made more sense if she was Skarsgard's brightest pupil, or something like that. And Cosmo is right. Portman is a terrible actress. I liked her friend's quirkiness a lot more (the 2 broke chicks girl, forget her name).
With that said, all that crap is in the middle of the movie. The 1st and 3rd acts are really fun. Asgard blew me away the first time I saw it, and Thor hamming it up was just awesome. Anthony Hopkins was really good, as was Tom Hiddleston.
So the movie worked more for me than it didn't, with the "romance" stuff the weakest part of the story.
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
The Hulk vs Abomination scene when they're fighting near the chopper is still a pretty good fight.. and I also really like this movie.
If Marvel made the ending of The First Avenger into a 3 hour long film where Steve just walks around adjusting to the modern world, i'd actually go watch it.
meet Aang
isn't that kinda what a lot of Winter Soldier was?
@@SuperSupermanX1999 true but the winter soldier should be just cap trying to find the winter soldier and making him bucky again
Gaming with evan 361 Nah, I think the Bucky ark worked better as a sub plot. You have the major threat, but then you also have Cap putting it aside to try and help his friend on not one but two occasions (Winter Soldier and Civil War). I think him pursuing friendship in the face of a greater threat, as well as trying to adjust himself, makes his character shine through all the more.
Foo-Foo Cuddlypoops!!!
I can't believe I ran into somebody who actually called themselves Foo-Foo Cuddlypoops. Now I can die happy.
Captain America 1 is so underrated imo. It has that perfect level of campiness that doesn't make it look ridiculous, but just enough to make us care about the characters in the movie. For example, the scene were he performs a musical number to sell bonds is incredibly cheesy, but works so damn well.
Plus, it's a pretty good origin story for a character that's been really consistent for the past 7 years.
Yep, I think Cap 1 is pretty awesome! In fact, I don't dislike any of the Phase 1 movies. Incredible Hulk can be a bit boring sometimes but it's still fine. And I really like Thor for some reason, even though I agree with many of the general criticisms.
In my opinion Phase 2 is Marvel at its worse. Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 are just... terrible. And though I do enjoy Avengers 2, it's clearly the weakest of the team ups. At least Phase 2 gave us Winter Soldier and Guardians to balance it out.
Cap 1 is pretty good up until he actually becomes captain America after which it becomes boring mush of awful action sequences and an atrocious villain
I disagree, I think it's pretty decent even after he becomes Captain America. Yeah, the first half is definitely better, but to call the rest awful and atrocious is an exaggeration. Could be better but it's fine.
Sometimes I feel like everyone forgets how ACTUALLY bad superhero movies are like. Compare any Marvel movie to the 90s hero films and even Thor 2 turns out to not be that bad. Not saying these movies shouldn't be criticized but I often think we take some of these for granted. They're all at least decent.
Those 90s films are far more entertaining then most marvel films
I disagree. I think it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Which may be a bit biased because I despise Cap and Bucky lol
I can't express just how much I love that you use the Marvel vs Capcom OSTs for these videos. It makes me so happy
Winter Soldier does focus on his character. He cares more about what is right rather than his symbol. His whole speech is about doing what is right rather than what is popular. Breaking the system. Winter Soldier is probably the best MCU movie of all time.
I like how the cliché shirtless scene got flipped on it's head in Endgame...
When?
Navi noodle with fat Thor being shirtless
Cpt. MacMellon I mean... skinny iron man at the start? His body was showing a bit? Nevermind lol
Okay, I have to disagree with the "Mandatory Marvel Shirtless Scene" for Captain America 1. That scene where we saw Chris Evans in the pod right after he got the serum actually served a purpose other than generic fanservice.
It’s still fanservice though
i mean.. ig
It was still fanservice, but I gotta say, it was pretty nice fanservice.
It's about time women get fanservice lmao
I aggre
Dude, your videos are hilarious. You're making great content. I just discovered your channel and it's great. Making my way through all your videos and I had to comment and say you're killing it! I'm a big fan of your editing and meme integration
He’s so funny
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
I don’t why but I can always watch these videos over and over again right after each other and enjoy them every time it’s great
The fight choreography in Winter Soldier is actually amazing
Ali Nawaz I know, right? I believe they hired more directors for the movie’s fighting choreography.
Yes, yes it was
TWS is still my favourite MCU movie.
no it wasnt. Way too many shaky cams and cutting.
@@alfa01spotivo The choreography was great, but the editing was pretty terrible
iron man 2? boring?
I VANT MY BOIRD
Boring story, but good comedy
People make me feel ashamed for liking it. I never say it's good. I just enjoy it. I'm still dumb for liking it tho😂😂🤣🤷🏻♂️
jonathan collier yeah I think it's pretty fun
It’s honestly not that bad and Whiplash was funny af the other dude was annoying af tho and Don Cheadle as Rhodey and ScarJo as Black Widow was really cool
Poor dude never got his bird
I agree with most of your opinions here, but referring to Sam Rockwell as “this fucking guy” is a cardinal sin
i’ve seen this series no less than 10 times, these videos really got me hooked on cosmonaut back in the day
“He killed a dog.” *NEW CHALLENGER! JOHN WICK!*
69th like
Nice
Hyena Clan nice
Actually if you look close its just a tranq dart (of you watch cinemawins,he pointed it out
“I’ve watched infinity wars 4 times”
“Modern iron man is invincible”
Wait... what?
Well I mean...
Its fucking thanos
Cagkiller0 man you are a massive idiot
C'mon...Thanos is gonna be Thanos
@@fatlad69_94 No, tú
BigLadNathan_ Is this a Sigur Rós reference?
“Iron Man is basically invisible in this movie.”
I guess he live up to his comic name “The Invisible Iron Man”
You had one job
@@VRAO04 "invin-c-ible"😂😂😂
Bruh that’s drax
sweetie....
Is it weird that I wanna see an "Invisible Iron Man" movie now?
Like a comedy where he just goes around being invisible, tapping other Avengers on their shoulders, moving their shit around when they're not looking and just generally pranking them
Honestly, the first iron man is one of my favorite marvel movies, but I see where you're coming from with the ERJB problem
Are Steve Rogers and Tony Stark making out in the background. 🤨 Suspect cosmonaut
Isaiah_ballin that's what I thought...it's on 5:26
That’s what I thought and I checked the comments to see if any won else noticed
Clearly he ships it.
@@blakebinder9903 SAME LMFAO!!!
YA WTF!
Captain America: The First Guy
Then we have
Marvel’s The Guys
GUYS ASSEMBLE
Bruno Gunson-Milne Guys Forever Ending Battle
Amazon Prime’s The Boys
Guys: Endgame
It should be called marvel's me and the bois
I've been binge watching your videos and I've really gotta say, thank you for using Aesop Rock and Sonic tracks for your background music.
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The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
Yo that toxic x Aesop rock mix goes hard.
"Mandatory Marvel Shirtless scene"
I almost choke when Civil War was mentioned LOL. You deserve a fcking LIKE!
honest to god, I just realized until he pointed it out how much this mandatory shit happening in the MCU.
I just thought it was just those fanservice stuff, I don't care that much about it...
lmao
IRON MAN 3 US MISSING FROM THE MONTAGE
I laughed my ass off during that whole montoge, especilly the civil war part.
The channel is called the variety hour but this video is only 27:07 minutes long
1/10 false advertising but atleast you tried
XD
Perhaps the second part will be 32:57
Butt McGee we can only hope
Iain Hansen not perfectly balenced
Cursed false advertising
*smashes cup on floor*
I personally thought Mickey Rourkes performance was fine, he’s does a good job of making his character feel unhinged
I don't think he was unhinged. I think he did great as a kid trying to honor his father's legacy with unbelievable amounts of resolve.
I like how you edited your video with a good transitions, good ending and intro, just like what you wish they do in those big movies xD
I love how he said everyone and their mom went to see avengers
it's funny cause it's the only marvel movie I saw with my mom
I saw the earlier MCU films with my mom. Guardians of the Galaxy was the first MCU film where I started seeing these films with my stepdad.
i saw endgame with my mom in theaters and she basically ribbed me for crying at the end...only god can judge me, _MOM_
@@ZbJeeBies saaaame
@@ZbJeeBies i watched infinity war with my mum, i teared up when spider-man 'died' and she judged me so hard, it's unreal.
Please read
The Bible is truth. The problem most people have is in combining the personal reading with putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into practice in your own life. That’s why God stays at arm’s length. God only wants one mustard seed of faith, but it’s important to understand what that’s means. Most people assume they’ve already done enough. Tbh there’s secret spiritual milestones within our souls that correspond with points made in the Bible. As you personally read it, yes, it has to be personal reading, but as you do, God sends you information direct downloads to your brain essentially. It’s just that you need to be genuine and have an open heart to recognize them. The way you prove that is by forgiveness. To be forgiven we must forgive. Jesus Christ taught that in Mathew, but so few Christians ever read any of the Bible, most don’t even understand that it’s a mandatory requirement to getting into heaven. Seriously, it is mandatory. Our parents are the bare minimum here. You’ve got to look inside for the grievances you’ve built up with them and genuinely inside forgive them. That’s the key that triggers everything. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. Parents have generally raised fed loved us to some degree. They’re supposed to be the easiest to forgive. This relationship is so important to God, it shows so much to him. It’s why the devil tries to make people unwilling to forgive. He throws so much drama into this area to keep us from fulfilling this extremely important requirement. Please, trust me enough to see what I mean for yourself. Look inside and genuinely forgive them inside your heart. Once you do you’ll understand something important that shows you why Jesus Christ is correct. Afterwards, break down before Jesus Christ in prayer. Air out your drama, get it all out, break down your walls, be honest. Then ask for forgiveness. After these three steps reading the Bible changes. Read Genesis Mathew and one book you chose yourself at this point. You’ll understand what I’m talking about after you’ve done these four steps. There’s secret knowledge that can only be passed along as you genuinely do what Jesus Christ taught. These four steps are the streamlined path. See for yourself. All four steps can be done in a weekend. You’ve got an entire lifetime. Please give God that mustard seed of faith today. Seriously, these four steps are it.
Please trust me.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
I actually really like the "I have a plan: attack" line mostly for the cheese and its something a total dickhead thing Tony would say
Doctor Epicness thank you for understanding the point
reminds me of infinity war when tony tells dr. strange he hates running in fear and would rather attack thanos head on. its 100% in character. ol boy was tripping for saying he hated that line, it was genius
Eidrian111 Ah, the old “you didn’t like it because you didn’t get it” argument, a mainstay of those in denial
Note: I said I liked it, not that I thought it was good, I said I liked it, opinion alert
waterguyroks ok man
I still love _Captain America: The First Avenger_ even though I will admit Red Skull reveal onward dragged the film down. _The Avengers_ also had a deleted scene of Steve Rogers trying to adjust to the modern world that I think they should've kept.
Whenever I think of phase 1, I completely forget why I like it until I remember the existence of the avengers.
Only on Cosmonaut Variety Hour, would it make sense to say: "This movie has a serious case of the ERJB's."
Basically the corona virus of superhero movies
@@jamesmayle3787 holy shit james
I would honestly be scared to recommend you a movie if I met you
god damn these are some insightful reviews
I just started listening/watching this channel, and they really are entertaining with these longer videos.
Subbed my dude. Love your presentation.
Im willing to forgive a lot of stage 1's flaws because it was kinda at a time when superhero films were still finding their footing, and can see that as the films progress. Also I'm with you about Cap being marvel's best character, even if I disagree about the quality of his first movie. The character of Steve Rogers was so good it made me love the film regardless of its flaws. Also, I think they do a lot of interesting things with Steve's perfect personality in his films in regards to his relationship with other people and how they either want to be better themselves because of his influence, or resent him because of his uncompromising morality.
Donovaneagle2098 spot on
I feel the same. It was a slog but I didn't end up hating myself after it. And the payoff is marvelous.
I agree. Phase 1 was somewhat shaky at times but I can accept and look past the mistakes. Marvel Studios worked very hard trying to establish and build its gargantuan film universe from nothing and it took a few movies to get it right.
I enjoy Iron Man, Captain America 1 and Thor 1, but I find The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man 2 to both be somewhat boring and two of my least favorite MCU films along with Thor: The Dark World. But even the three worst MCU films I mentioned above I don’t find to be truly bad films, and I can at least get some enjoyment from them.
But I have to commend Marvel for attempting such an ambitious project to tie some of my favorite comic book characters of all time in a vast interconnected film universe and make it work so well! For the most part, Marvel Studios is damn good at making movies.
The Avengers, as well as Avengers: Infinity War were both amazing films and well worth the immense buildup. Phase 2 and Phase 3 are much better established and have a more solid foundation.
Donovaneagle2098 I don’t know why, but for some weird reason, I don’t like cap.But I agree with you
@@djskits6740 same
Phase I
1:40 Iron Man
5:23 The Incredible Hulk
10:07 Iron Man 2
12:55 Thor
18:55 Captain America
22:33 Marvel's The Avengers
Thanks.
Wow thanks dude :)
Appreciated
thank you
@The XSTORM 🚛
You thought we wouldn’t notice the Driftveil City music during the Thor review, but I did, certified banger
I'm not gonna lie. I was way too distracted by the music to focus on what he was saying
Civil War sorta has a mandatory shirtless scene. When Steve was pulling back that helicopter and it just zooms your face into his bicep lmao.
"We're going to try to stay positive."
*Massive* fail
JoyfulUniter yeah exactly!
@@joyfuluniter5445 hes just reviewing the movie I don't see how he is whining
JoyfulUniter u r sooooo right
@@joyfuluniter5445 Ohh shut the fuck up, go munch on a smelly snatch or something.
Listen. *Listen.* Each and every last one of those shirtless scenes was COMPLETELY NECESSARY.
AGREED
if anything we dont have enough shirtless scenes
Tara Jones We better see a shirtless Brie Larson then in "Captain Marvel".
Problem is the producers will be worried about the SJWs and feminazis bitching. They already bitched about the Amazon's uniforms in Justice League. If you're gonna show shirtless men, you should show scantily clad women.
The Netflix shows had no issue with multiple shirtless scenes of Charlie Cox, Finn Jones and Mike Colter, but were hesitant with Krysten Ritter. I was glad in Season 2 they straight up had her crouched in her underwear.
nahor88 pervert.
@@nahor88 chill out bud
Haven’t watched this series in a few months 1 in the morning is a good time to start.
It's midnight on May 27, 2024 and I'm excited to be back here again.
I know not many like Tony Stark....
But god damn is he played well anyway
What do you mean? him cap and thor are everyones favorites.
@@Swagpresents No one really loved Thor until Ragnarok
Oh boy I just realized how many people are gonna attack me for that
@@WiloPolis03
I will safe you:
Thor is only loved by female fans and only because of his muscles and looks.
(and after Ragnarok by some guys)
/Edit:
And also to the original comment creator:
I think many people like Tony Stark, at least I do...
@@rikuran7042 Not sure about that...
Anyways all movies have at least some fans, but Ragnarok was way more popular than the last two
Tony Stark is literally my favorite and I love how much of a smartass he is
Hulk 2008: Monster
Hulk 2019: Talking comedian that wears clothes
These are confusing times
11 years is a long time.
Big Monster! :(
@HanTheMan why'd you call him a bitch?...
@@arcrisgonzaga7324 ironically
Tim Roth didn’t have a dad bod, that’s just what a normal in-shape guy looks like when he’s not dehydrated and jacked up on steroids
The Aesop Rock Toxic remix was the tipping point. You’re getting a like my friend
*slaps table*
*M Y B O R L D*
TACOSANCHEZ B O R D
MY BORD
*M Y B O R D*
M Y B O I R D
*spoilers for endgame*
I'm so glad Steve finally got to go on that date. Seeing him old at the end of the movie was the most amazing thing ever.
Yeah, it made no sense, but was emotional enough that I only started caring a few hours after the movie ended
This is how spoiler comments should be made, thank you for being so considerate!
@SniperSd Sid man of culture I see
@SniperSd Sid probably, I mean no one ever stays dead in comic books
@@Ptaku93 how did it not make sense?
seeing him sleeping with his spectacles on is probably the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen in a yt video
Evil Robot Jeff Bridges Problem is such a genius name for a trope that didn't exist until the MCU that I'm shocked it hasn't been stolen yet by TV Tropes.
"Captain America is the most interesting person in the whole series"
...dude... what I've been TRYING to tell my friends for almost ten years now..
Mhh personal preference
@@user-gk6nt5gi5n hes pretty boring imo, if you rewatch all the movies I say it's iron man
Dude. I feel you bro. Same
@@futur3109 Cap has the best Trilogy in MCU. All the movies are good. Cap is the best person in the world
@Goosay yes he is
I thought Sam Rockwell was great as Justin Hammer. The movie just didn't do him justice
Sam Rockwell did a wonderful job in Ironman 2. He is an excellent actor. The movie did him justice I think. I also think his character deserves more screen time in upcoming films. Good writing will show us the way.
@@nickshelton8561 there are plans of him coming back in the mcu for thunderbolts
@@babyyoda1462 He is?
Nando finna be mad watchin this
I looooved his level of camp. Was refreshing.
This man has an energy that shouldn’t work but does. Amazing work bro
Cosmonaut! Very good video. I love the way you seamlessly added music to the background. Almost inaudible but I guess everything and more professional soothing feel. I'm using more filters and audio layering and I would love to know what apps you recommend!
I honestly forgot that Incredible Hulk was a part of the M.C.U. and wasn't a sequel to the first hulk.
More people will be reminded now that Abomination is returning for _She-Hulk_ and they're doing more with General Ross
Literally never watched 1 Hulk movie and never felt like I was missing something lol
@@manasse403 yeah you weren't. They even swapped actors for Bruce Banner so the only thing you were "missing" was Ross' debut
I never forgot
@@phxntomnv7610 ok
"I've been looking forward to this."- Count Dooku
"My video length has doubled since the last time we met" - Marcus Skywalker
*you notice a video*
"Well, hello there"
MrMister681 "good twice the views double the likes"
“More content? I AM THE CONTENT!” -Marcus Palpatine
"Not. Yet." - Demonetization Master CZcams Windu
When I was in sixth grade, one of my teachers gave us an assignment where we had to analyze characters from certain stories based on a single part of those stories. One of these was the dummy grenade scene from Capt. America 1. Another one of my teachers that year sometimes uses marvel or the avengers as examples for assignments. It made me realize how much of an impact these movies have on the popularity of these characters.
Glad to see some praise for that final scene of the first Captain America movie, it's so so well done.
Are we not going to mention cap and tony making out on his computer?
no
I noticed that too
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT
what's wrong with that?
Don't mention. Just appreciate.
*"Up next is Captain America: The First Guy"* 👍
Glad you acknowledged the DCEU actions scenes are so impactful. Man of Steel has probably my favorite action in any superhero movie
I’m so glad someone mentioned Incredible Hulk’s soundtrack, that’s the only reason I liked it.
"We need a plan of attack"
"I HAVE A PLAN. ATTACK"
still cracks me up
i genuinely like Captain America: the first avenger and even though basically every scene with the red skull is shit, i still rewatch it because of chris evans’ amazing portrayal of steve.
Beat way to rewatch these movies, is through your reviews. 9/10 "ANOTHER!"
I can always come back to this video
*This video, I like it! Another!*
"Throws phone on ground"
throws 3 000 $ laptop on ground
Tears 60 inch 4K TV off the wall and slams it on the ground.
And I don't even own a TV.
*Slams my computer on the ground*
*Grabs CZcams video and throws it on the ground*
"I was gonna make a video complaining about these movies..."
Oh, but you did complain. A lot.
juicebox agreed. It became kind of unbearable. He was being real nitpicky about a lot of material and it’s obvious he hadn’t read any comics.
Watch this now!!!!! These movies are different because there’s a reason why certain things happen. Only casual call something “fan service” whenever something happens that is related to the comic book. The reviewer here is an idiot.
Demetrious '5'3 MIDGET' Johnson He did read the comics he has a whole collection
Watch this now!!!!! There are 3 entities: a movie, a comic book, and a mixture of both. That’s what the OP fails to realize.
Demetrious '5'3 MIDGET' Johnson if you say cosmonaut didn’t read the comics you clearly have never watched one of his videos. He literally has a few videos that are heavily influenced on comics lol
I don't know why I find it entertaining watching someone who is hyper critical of movies I like.
Dude the Iron Man 3rd act is fire. He literally was trying to kill everyone who knew about it including shield agents. I would’ve appreciated a scene of Colson hiding and surviving the situation though bc other than that he’s just a big roboto throwing cars around and blowing up buses. 😏
It's funny, cause as quarantine started I decided to go through the entire mcu. And God, I loved every single one of these movies. Even when there are cheesy, dumb moments, I just don't care. I enjoy them not less, than I did when I watched it the first time. I guess nostalgia has spoken through me lol
Even ant-man? When Thor 2? Even ant-man 2?
@@TheBoxingNinja yes, that's what i wrote
@@bartekkaczmarek2865 lol
The first 2 Thor’s were hard to get through just terrible 2nd half of age of ultron was bad too
@@TheBoxingNinja I actually love ant man
At the end of Infinity War, my mom asked me, “why didn’t Wonder Woman and Superman help them?”
100 People She dumb
Because this is Marvel
100 People They were too busy helping Spawn kill Frieza
really?
I doubt that happened.
I come back here to remember when times were simpler
Maybe I'm crazy but I have grown to love Sam Rockwell's performance in Iron Man 2.
The work he put in when introducing all the weapons is pretty incredible. I’d have a hard time memorizing all that material.
I kinda liked the first captain america movie.
But it’s overshadowed by winter soldier.
They call me Jojo winter solider is always good. Watched it like 5 times and still good
They call me Jojo To be fair Winter Soldier is the best story ever written for Captain America (both in the comics and the movie) so its not even fair.
They call me Jojo And Civil War
Winter Soldier and Civil War are as close to 10/10 as you can get. Fantastic movies, some small flaws, but damn they're gud!
Why is everybody in here called Jojo?
"I had a date."
And, in the very end, he finally got it :)
Raiders of the Lost Arkatin I know it’s satisfying
spectacular choice in music during the tour section
cosmonaut the ned to captain america 1 was so good
also cosmonaut: slaps an ad on it lol
"Iron Man is basically invincible in the new movies."
Well, that didn't age well.
Avengers was the first MCU film I ever saw. I was 12 years old at the time. And it blew my little child mind. I didn't know the backstories. But it explained them well enough that I could follow it. And call me crazy, but sometimes I just love corny cliche films, and this was the cliche superhero film. Classic good vs evil. To this day it is still my favorite MCU film, because it was like the first comics. Cliche, but classic.
Same. I saw the giant posters for it in Disneyland, went with my dad and brother, and it was awesome! I didn’t know the characters as well as I should have, but I definitely caught up. Weird to think how seeing that movie led me to a movie theater in April and watching a giant franchise set itself up for the ULTIMATE CLIMAX! ENDGAME COMING IN APRIL!!!
Ur still a little child lol what are u 17 now
Mo hey there is another person who thinks Marvel's The Avengers is their favorite. Right up there with Winter Soldier.
@@fordmustang769 Says the guy naming his account after the worst Mustang ever built in history period XD
101 owlman I got a camero idgaf about mustangs talk smack all u want little lady
I love ur videos dude
I love the driftveil city theme in this video. Out of nowhere too, I love it ❤️