Chuck Norris Kicks Everything
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
nice pum
Chuck Norris is the heart attack
He had... Three on a row , but they didn't last too much against him
chuck norris once had a heart attack chuck Norris won
Chuck Norris once had Kidney Stones. In that day, the Infinity Gems were born.
The 47 dislikes are really just one guy that Chuck Norris kicked into 47 pieces.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Each of those pieces hit the dislike button on a different account.
He kicked some more! He kicked it 134 times. Insane.
He even kicked one of the guys at youtube - so that they remove the dislikes on his videos 😅
While 6.5K will join Chuck Norris
The scariest thing about Chuck Norris is that he never says, “hi-yaa”. So you don’t ever see it coming.
hi-yaa would pretty much end every particle from radius of 500km. thats why he prefer to kick
Pure stealth
Chuck didn't telegraph
Because he is Chuck Norris, not Turanga Leela
I never figured out why America is so worried about ISIS having nukes, when we still have the ultimate weapon right here...
mob2uz using chuck norris in a war is a violation of human rights
Fuzz -Your lord and savior since when do human rights apply to Chuck Norris?
They agreed at the last UN meeting to never use chuck norris unless it is an emergency.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 holy crap I almost died laughing at that. Best comment of all time
It was here all along
I like the part when he kicks that guy.
My favorite part is when he kicked that other guy
...and that part when kicked the both guys with the third guy.
Those scenes weren't as good as the one where he kicks the living crap out of that dude
And the when he kicks a guy who wears shirt :))
I like the part where he kicks me.
Witnessing so many roundhouse kicks from the holy Chuck is a truly spiritual experience
Круто Чак выглядит в свои 75 лет, молодец мужик! Всецелая увлечённость спортом, или генетика? Крутой Уокер- НАВСЕГДА!
When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun gets burnt and has to look away.
Lmao
"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent"
I Approve This Message
Stfu
Me too... Even Donald Trump does, too
Only Chuck Norris dissproves Chuck Norris
I remember every single kick. **Memories**
In America, you get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris. In Soviet Russia, you STILL get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris.
And in China you get nunchuked by Bruce lee because even chuck Norris isent crazy enough to fight Bruce lee
+dion woollaston actually they were good friends, and sparring partners. both highly respected the other...and though bruce lee was a truly amazing fighter and rare gem in the martial arts, rumor has it that chuck norris was one of the very few that knew his weakness.
indeed he did, he was the man...just wanted to point out though, that bruce highly regarded norris back in the day, and norris knew his weakness, bt bruce still one most of the time im sure!
or Steven Seagal since he was actually living there
@Ken Penalosa lol I was wondering what SS was short for, I thought it was another martial art form at 1st
2:46 mark. Such a letdown. I really was expecting him to kick the horse.
same
+Nicholas Yu
HHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
+Nicholas Yu bro you made my day thank you :D:D:D
Chuck Norris actually did kick a horse once. That's where centaurs come from.
Keith Fraser. and the giraffes 2
Legend has it that Chuck Norris urinated on someone's pick up truck
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Kevin Teran no, he screwed a hoe in a semi truck and a drop of his semen landed on that semi we now know as Optimus Prime
The music made this compilation into a masterpiece... Im gonna watch a 90s fighting movie now
3:04 Those red gloves are wearing Chuck Norris for protection.
Win
Chuck Norris was one of my childhood heroes many years ago. Walker: Texas Ranger was among the TV shows that I grew up watching. And I say he had one of the best cameos in The Expendables 2.
His hair always looks fabulous.
the energy from the big bang was exactly 1 cnrk Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
3:33 Chuck Norris travels so fast he can quickly change from a gi into a tuxedo in the middle of a live karate match and go sit among the spectators to watch himself kick ass.
I really love how Chuck uses both crescent and hook kicks. It feels more diverse that way. And Chuck is so good that he doesn't have to henshin to do the Rider Kick!
Chuck Norris gave himself a thumbs up, and applaud that last kick.
1:08 has me cracking up. Seriously.
Chuck Norris's fists are so hard, wearing brass knuckles would cushion the blow.
When Chuck threatens to clobber the police, the police shout ''Pick up the knife!'
Chuck Norries hands are so hard. He could Judo chop a knife clean in half.
The earth was originally flat. Chuck Norris folded it up with his bare hands and turned it into a spheroid.
The shots where he jumped into the cars front windows was pretty dope! Love this dude
when you only know one combo move in a game
Chuck Norris just kicked the butt out of the three guys that disliked this video...
...and nobody wants their butt kicked out.
Juan Carlos Barbosa yes...oh no is change to 62
Chuck norris nerver actually lost to bruce Lee he Got bored and let him win
Well it was in the scrip. If it was a real fight Chuck would win
@@balshb4064 doubt
@@balshb4064 Yepp...In His Dreams..🌝
@@DiscoverTheUnknown The real truth behind Bruce Lee's death is that Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee by staring him to death after Bruce made a smart ass/disrespectful comment to Chuck Norris. Well, no one does that to Chuck Norris and lives. Come at me, bro. My Tiger Kung-fu is better than yours. I don't think you're good enough to avenge your master.
That Bruce Lee actually was Chuck Norris in a "shape shifting costume" of Bruce Lee 😆
Hi everyone - the song is called "Revocate Animos" from the Warner/Chappell Production Music library. Thanks for watching the video!
2:50 i thought he was about to kick the horse...
They had to use a stuntman for every single kick Chuck did, because if he did them himself he would be guilty of several dozen murders plus those guys would have all been kicked into outer space if he did it himself.
Their body would explode before that would happen.
That's the funniest thing ever!! Hahaha
@@gabehill-harriss9022 Funny... but true.
My right leg got tired watching this video.
So funny
One Punch Man can take people out with one punch.
Chuck Norris takes them out with one kick.
But saitama would one punch his kick. But then chuck would one kick his punch
Kwake. it would cause a paradox. its the unstoppable force meeting another unstoppable for e
Drflash55 chuck punches can make saitama out of existence
This statement is false. Chuck Norris can take people out by thinking about one kick.
One Kick Man
Anyone remember Invasion U S A ? Great Movie from start to finish.
I never knew I needed this, but now my life feels complete.
They say death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. Chuck Norris bench-presses Planet Earth.
Do you know thee russian who can do push ups without hands? Hilarious XD
lolmanboss Yeah well there are Brits who can do pushups without hands or feet! Your move!
But if they use their knees then its easier ^^
Nope nothing but staring :p
so they lie on the ground -.-'
There will never be another martial arts performer like Chuck Norris. That's just the way it goes.
This moved me more than the birth of my sons.
simply the best ( 7 time world champion )
I agree but Chuck Norris is a 6 time world karte chaption not 7
i love how all the enemies didnt even try to avoid it lol
Chuck Norris ladies and gents!
The only video clip you'll ever need!
Best part is 3:10. At first the guy is like super happy what a kick he just recieved. Then he enjoys the rollercoaster ride that came with the kick, doing multiple backflips (OH WOW!) and it was such a sweet ride that even though hes doing backflips, he changes motion in the air and lands a 10 out of 10 frontal landing.
When you grew up on chuck Norris films and can name the movie from almost every clip
1:50 best kick in whole human existence
czcams.com/video/YgfAW99gVc4/video.html - I beg to differ. Too close to call I guess...
chuck norris can kick you on the back of your face
He can kick you in the back by hitting your face.
helios doggerman What??
My TKD master fought with Chuck back in the tournaments days before he was famous. Chuck had one of the deadliest turning kicks. He would KO the shit out of everybody.
Ending it with the Sidekicks scene was great!
People say Superman is the strongest person alive, yet Superman already existed before Superman existed, and that Superman is Chuck Norris.
He really kicks everything. Amazing man.
Chuck Norris doesn't get hit by car. Car gets hit by Chuck Norris.
This I will never forget, EVER !!!!!! 👏
Any character who kicks in a movie I always afterwards shout out ''ROADHOUSE!!!''
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
And that day, not one "This is Sparta" joke was made... These are dark times, on the Internet.. Dark, dark times.
Remind me never to bring my car around Chuck Norris.
wow, just wow
His left leg always says 'go ahead, I'll just stand here'.
Those fly kicks thru the windshields are so badass
This was epic thank you lol
does Progressive cover Chuck Norris windshield dropkick damage or will I gave to just blame it on a deer.
Chuck Norris Nice One
I just invented a new Chuck Norris joke:
Chuck Norris once kicked a guy through his windshield...three times.
As Don Henley said: "kick them when they're up, kick them when they`re down, kick them when they're up , kick them all around".
We are in presence of greatness
it's beautiful
Chuck Norris once was stopped in traffic for speeding.
The cop was free to go after a warning.
If you hear "ehhhh ahhh" means you're dead
Was praying he'd kick the bird at 2:36
Eric Overström Why the bird? Pray he kicks you.
Why kick the bird when you can be the bird?
Eric Overstrom me too🤣🤣🤣
Chuck Norris the legend
So Awesome I Love it!!!!!
What a legend
the first time Chuck Norris listened to ZZ Top, Morgan Freeman narrated their beards.
At 1:48 that look he knew he just messed up he knew he flying a few years back in time... 😂😂😂
Thanks
love chuck Norris that's the big reason i started marital arts and bruce lee jean clude vandamme one of my fav marital arts master love this video
EXPECTACULAR!!!!!
Chuck Norris turned 75 this month, this year. I wish Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Satan!
I really got a kick out of this video.
3:15 that guy spinned for so long he turned to a black hole and ended it up in 2018.
I comw to you from the future. He is still spinning, much like the suzukichan intro
Those car kicks look like they hurt more than a little bit.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "slaughter"
Every Chuck Norris kick creates an air pocket from which he draws greater strength, inspiration and other such superhuman powers.
Even when he's snoring away in bed the whole atmospheric pressure is heightened and intensified five fold. He can even cause one to levitate just by staring at them, lightning to crack in the sky via this quick snap of his fingers, and time to slow down according to his own internal rhythms and dictates.
Thank God he's now in his late 70's and more laid back, otherwise the Earth might have spun off course as a result of so many fearsome and powerful Chuck Norris kicks. And when Chuck finally passes 500 years from now, he won't go to Heaven, as it will come to him. Yes, The Grim Reaper really does dread Chuck Norris.
Time to have his famed mug carved into Mount Rushmore. Then again, such a painstaking undertaking could cause all the other faces to crack and crumble off once his far more feared and venerated face is finally carved out, to perfection. Oh well. Any ways, last I heard Chuck's famed and fierce spin kicks triggered a few mild and non threatening tornados down in Texas. For now!
That is the funniest thing on CZcams. Ever. Win! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest thing ever
Norris é o melhor
AMAZING!!!
Chuck Norris, the only living existence who can clapping him self from a distance!!! 👍👌👏
I really miss the young Chuck Norris 😢😢😢
All of guys are still in orbit around the sun
What a man 😮
at the end Chuck Norris is watching himself and approves !
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his parents home from the hospital
This is going to get big. Very big. And because of that I want everyone to know that I still sleep with my teddy bear and that I am not ashamed of it.
That force keep the earth spinning
Freddy Kruger visited Chuck Norris in his sleep Freddy woke up from that nightmare.
Epic Video
I used to kick everything aswell,but then i took an Arrow to the knee.
Maybe he could’ve joined K-1 Kickboxing.
Not one single dislike. People are to afraid to dislike
sometimes I think he is just able to do the Roundhouse and the Sidekick
Hermione Granger thats all you need when you're chuck norris lol. "I fear not a man who practice 1000 kicks but rather 1 kick a thousand times" -Bruce Lee
Hermione Granger and the flying side kick
And the drop kick by the look of things
Hermione Granger how dare you underestimate his power!
Reverse roundhouse, Hook kick
Chuck Norris best fighter off all time period!!!
O melhor de Chuck Norris realmente fantástico !