Daz Watches Worst Toys Ever Made

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  • čas přidán 20. 12. 2019
  • Today we watch the worst toys ever made on Daz games!
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  • @neeeeoow
    @neeeeoow Před 4 lety +7517

    Imagine having milk in the buzz lightyear bottle

  • @mega_master_official
    @mega_master_official Před 4 lety +4612

    *Imagine what Toy Story would have been like if it was filled with failed toys.* xD

    • @java0015
      @java0015 Před 4 lety +59

      I Don't Want To Imagine...😖

    • @cringefest7841
      @cringefest7841 Před 4 lety +132

      Like when Sid did “surgery” on them and mixed up their body parts.

    • @nataliewyatt4258
      @nataliewyatt4258 Před 4 lety +64

      I want an entire movie with messed up toys like Sid's toys

    • @darthbucket1
      @darthbucket1 Před 4 lety +46

      “There’s a snake in your pants!”

    • @JH14FAN
      @JH14FAN Před 4 lety +50

      In the Toy Story universe, sex toys will come to life too...

  • @jayde403
    @jayde403 Před 3 lety +125

    5:44 Daz:"Who designed that the same person who designed sonic." That killed me I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @hinatahyuga9636
    @hinatahyuga9636 Před 2 lety +72

    "That dinosaur is high as shit!"
    -Daz 2019

  • @lcaltrashcan3010
    @lcaltrashcan3010 Před 4 lety +3492

    My childhood: *ight ima head out*

  • @savvasv8363
    @savvasv8363 Před 3 lety +978

    "Jurassic high" should have "the STONE age"

    • @thesenderindescenders4052
      @thesenderindescenders4052 Před 2 lety +3

      @@charlieberry7562 Im dyeing

    • @amberroberts3031
      @amberroberts3031 Před 2 lety +2

      U deserve more 👍🏻!!!!!

    • @tucker8951
      @tucker8951 Před 2 lety +4

      There's a German death metal band called stillbirth who have an album called "back to the stoned age" album cover is first person view from rust or one of those games but with a spliff in the characters hand. Would highly recommend

    • @fireclaw2705
      @fireclaw2705 Před 2 lety

      Actually The STONED age

    • @N0vaB0ba398
      @N0vaB0ba398 Před 2 lety

      The drug age-

  • @alhelmly6246
    @alhelmly6246 Před 2 lety +50

    GUYS GUYS. RIGHT AFTER DAZ SAID, "Is that an elf clinging to,santa's junk?" I GOT AN AD WITH SANTA WITH A FINGER OVER HIS MOUTH SHUSHING ME WITH A TERRIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE. IM DEAD

    • @VioletEverclear1575
      @VioletEverclear1575 Před měsícem +2

      That definitely has to be a accidental coincidence/never tell me the odds moment😂

  • @Tearza
    @Tearza Před 3 lety +107

    i have had a really rough time lately being stressed out with school and personal stuff about myself. you’re like a father figure that i never had and you’re videos make me laugh😂 i appreciate you so much

    • @kaigillin210
      @kaigillin210 Před 2 lety +6

      He's the same for me I hope you feel better

  • @r_v3796
    @r_v3796 Před 4 lety +2103

    Random kid: “What are you doing? “
    Me: “Just blowing Baymax”

  • @Ari-x
    @Ari-x Před 3 lety +935

    Buzz really said “Suck it kid”

  • @akumatizescinnamonroll9680
    @akumatizescinnamonroll9680 Před 2 lety +33

    1:29 had me dying when he did the Baymax impression makes me smile even if I had a bad day live you Daz ❤️

  • @dashblank712
    @dashblank712 Před 2 lety +17

    6:40 when you steal the last chicken nugget

  • @randomeddsworldfan5978
    @randomeddsworldfan5978 Před 4 lety +1759

    “Mum! The horse ate Barbie!”

    • @katerina5152
      @katerina5152 Před 4 lety +9

      No sooner did I like this , he said the quote🤣🤣

    • @mirasharp2134
      @mirasharp2134 Před 4 lety +8

      Daz: the horse ate Barbie me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

    • @--bunnixx--4563
      @--bunnixx--4563 Před 3 lety +3

      Random Eddsworld fan Daz: Mum! The horse ate Barbie me:quote of the year laddies quote of the year

    • @theguytheone
      @theguytheone Před 3 lety +4

      I like eddsworld too 😔

    • @--bunnixx--4563
      @--bunnixx--4563 Před 3 lety +1

      Misty Starzz this showed in my notifications and I have no clue why also what’s eddsworld

  • @livg9653
    @livg9653 Před 4 lety +851

    “Baymax has got his max out”
    “Cinderella is now a minger”
    😂😂😂

    • @ortology
      @ortology Před 4 lety +5

      Yep...
      That’s a quote from the video...
      You don’t need to tell us that...
      as we are here to watch the video

    • @pablosmith5190
      @pablosmith5190 Před 4 lety

      Ortology ! unless someone’s deaf 👀

    • @st4rl0ver
      @st4rl0ver Před 4 lety

      Ellie Whited “oh and look at that toy in the background, that’s probably his dealer.”

    • @livg9653
      @livg9653 Před 4 lety +4

      Ortology ! Damn sorry. Not allowed to have fun anymore? Not allowed to share what bits of the video made me laugh? Sorry, does it offend youuuu?

  • @cocokief4508
    @cocokief4508 Před 2 lety +23

    I couldn’t stop laughing and I watched this while in public 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lnelyduck8240
    @lnelyduck8240 Před 3 lety +13

    No one:
    Daz: TEDDY, LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS"

  • @supersweatcheeks4168
    @supersweatcheeks4168 Před 3 lety +2120

    2019: "i have the flu"
    "Oh it's chill"
    2020: "i have the flu"
    "*grabs a astronaut suit and bug spray*"

    • @GanachoJr
      @GanachoJr Před 3 lety +9

      OMG I LOVE SAIKI I LOVE KAIDO

    • @evanross429
      @evanross429 Před 3 lety +10

      @@GanachoJr stfu

    • @GanachoJr
      @GanachoJr Před 3 lety +2

      Wtf is stfu

    • @GanachoJr
      @GanachoJr Před 3 lety +5

      It means shut the fuck up

    • @GanachoJr
      @GanachoJr Před 3 lety +1

      Aww, does me expressing my likes make you angwy?

  • @georgiarichards2647
    @georgiarichards2647 Před 4 lety +903

    ‘And another Daz watches’
    Is the best phrase you will ever hear

  • @abigail_c104
    @abigail_c104 Před 3 lety +23

    Daz: it just makes me want to open a bunch of toys now to see if there is more Barbie heads inside of horses
    *daz new channel: Daz Unboxes*

  • @_ol1y_252
    @_ol1y_252 Před 2 lety +18

    It’s literally 1am and I’m just here watching daz and laughing until I can’t breath

  • @eeeecavim5368
    @eeeecavim5368 Před 4 lety +1022

    The Elmo one just killed me.
    *in Elmo voice* "Be very, very quiet, and I won't slit ya throat HA HA!"

  • @eclipse4495
    @eclipse4495 Před 4 lety +838

    9:00
    Daz: “What kind of officer uses those handcuffs”
    Me: The fashion police

  • @Sila3x
    @Sila3x Před 3 lety +14

    Daz: "Being scared of the dark is a common fear"
    Me an 11-year-old: "Yeah...I got over my fear of the dark because of my nightlight..Ironic inn't?

  • @shyannbush4168
    @shyannbush4168 Před 2 lety +10

    "You can really tell his spider senses are tingling"
    -Daz

  • @katfrosty8089
    @katfrosty8089 Před 4 lety +4722

    My mom comes into me laughing at these everyday and I have to explain how daz is a family friendly comedian

    • @quazduke9450
      @quazduke9450 Před 3 lety +216

      Definitely family friendly

    • @dinogirlbegley7292
      @dinogirlbegley7292 Před 3 lety +150

      So vErY FamiLy fReIndLy

    • @pixelperfect6222
      @pixelperfect6222 Před 3 lety +74

      Family friendlies a stretch

    • @kiwi5635
      @kiwi5635 Před 3 lety +84

      Yeah definitely fam friendly!
      Also you saw the dinasour? I currently have that in my fucking room

    • @KingGumps
      @KingGumps Před 3 lety +87

      Hold up grammar check: my mom comes into me: uh ok kinda sus?

  • @maddiekaylin_8491
    @maddiekaylin_8491 Před 3 lety +566

    “Bay Max has got his max out”
    -Daz Black

  • @warrior_girl_6837
    @warrior_girl_6837 Před 2 lety +11

    You’re so funny, Daz. My grandma passed away 3 weeks ago and watching your videos really helps me smile and laugh and not think about it. Stay dazzling! 💖

  • @sarahevans3430
    @sarahevans3430 Před 3 lety +17

    He's so funny he even laughs at his own jokes 🤣

  • @hannahkohl6053
    @hannahkohl6053 Před 4 lety +1481

    “This is riDICKulous! No pun intended”
    - Daz Black
    thanks for all the likes 😊

    • @lemonzestonmyfingers8212
      @lemonzestonmyfingers8212 Před 4 lety +16

      NA NA NA NA NA!

    • @emorat8570
      @emorat8570 Před 4 lety +8

      emo fucks.

    • @fnin
      @fnin Před 4 lety +14

      @@lemonzestonmyfingers8212 drUGS GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DONT NEED IT

    • @hannahkohl6053
      @hannahkohl6053 Před 4 lety +10

      Isabel BUT ILL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND ILL KEEP IT

    • @kutorinota4165
      @kutorinota4165 Před 4 lety +3

      Edit:don’t put “edit” into a comment

  • @awoozypedestrian6438
    @awoozypedestrian6438 Před 3 lety +871

    “Baymax has got his max out”
    I ACTUALLY PASSED AWAY 💀

  • @axtonknight6944
    @axtonknight6944 Před 2 lety +10

    7:51 had me laughing so hard I cried and I’ve watched it over and over and it still is too funny for me.

  • @maxthehackman4876
    @maxthehackman4876 Před 2 lety +4

    Imagine drinking and buzz just says “that’s right space ranger”

  • @rexxie8850
    @rexxie8850 Před 4 lety +7611

    Can we just be grateful that Daz still wants to post for us when he's sick. ily
    //edit// Y'all don't need to be mean in the replies smh, it's not kissing ass when someone wants to show their appreciation for someone, sheesh

  • @sir-jay-bell
    @sir-jay-bell Před 3 lety +1220

    Me: Mom, can I have toys?
    Mom: No, we have toys at home
    Toys at home:

  • @amandaduran8486
    @amandaduran8486 Před 3 lety +4

    Even though he has a sore throat, he can still laugh perfectly😀😀

  • @tyosoyamiiamio8834
    @tyosoyamiiamio8834 Před 3 lety +555

    *Daz's daughter on a FaceTime with her friends*
    Daz: That dinosaur ia high as s*it!!!
    His daughter:....
    Her friends:.....Was that your dad again?
    His daughter: Yup....

  • @marialord2010
    @marialord2010 Před 3 lety +727

    I just saw an ad saying “what is the true purpose of a home?”
    Then I was like: SO YOU CAN FUCKING LIVE IN IT!!!

  • @Idk_anym0re
    @Idk_anym0re Před 3 lety +3

    Lmao 7:19 got me I laugh so hard my mom thinks I'm crazy 😂😂😂😂 daz u always cheer me up 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnygustafsson8772
    @johnnygustafsson8772 Před 2 lety +6

    Daz: *Has the flue
    Me: *Has a migrane
    Also me: SICK BUDDIES

  • @Sports.Highlights77
    @Sports.Highlights77 Před 4 lety +1420

    I laughed so hard my parents looked at me like there was something wrong 😂😂😂

  • @relistwolves
    @relistwolves Před 4 lety +283

    THAT is NOT My Little Pony! That is a sad excuse for a toy! 😂😂😂

    • @contentedTaxidermist
      @contentedTaxidermist Před 4 lety +9

      May I introduce you to the magic of 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

  • @vr2638
    @vr2638 Před 2 lety +3

    Buzz really said “you got a friend in me”

  • @Fade_0899
    @Fade_0899 Před 2 lety +8

    3:22 adult Toy story

  • @elykodik157
    @elykodik157 Před 4 lety +414

    Imagine your kid yelling in a gruff voice *M O M, THE HORSE ATE BARBIE*

  • @madeleinegrace7695
    @madeleinegrace7695 Před 4 lety +333

    “Oh dear Elmo has moved to the kidnapping business”
    5:58: “be very very quiet and I won’t slit your throat”
    That’s what my brothers friend said while he was playing as Chucky on Halloween

  • @bobatethebuilder8001
    @bobatethebuilder8001 Před 3 lety +2

    I've just got my kitten to sleep (it never stops meowing) and I've decided to watch the loudest person on the internet.

  • @junz_mayz1275
    @junz_mayz1275 Před rokem +1

    7:18
    That was the bestest impression I've ever seen😂

  • @charleyhogan1600
    @charleyhogan1600 Před 3 lety +477

    "don't worry, it will be over soon"
    -daz black

  • @atlanteanproductions5330
    @atlanteanproductions5330 Před 4 lety +320

    3:40 buzz looking like "well it ain't gonna suck itself" 😂😂😂

  • @leilav2976
    @leilav2976 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Can we talk about how genius it is to have a second dog toy INSIDE the dog toy for when they destroy it! 😂

  • @saint991
    @saint991 Před 2 lety +2

    Daz: “I wouldn’t sleep with that baby!”
    Me: 😐
    Daz: “…in the same room”
    Me: 😓

  • @edgargdell
    @edgargdell Před 3 lety +155

    3:57 I LOST IT LOL! "That's right space range kid!"

  • @KatieHelenB
    @KatieHelenB Před 4 lety +512

    “MUM .... THE HORSE ATE BARBIE !!” 1:52. That killed me 😂😂😂

  • @TFTN_official
    @TFTN_official Před rokem +1

    The Jurassic High and “first time on shrooms” had me wheezing!

  • @elouisepowlesland9398
    @elouisepowlesland9398 Před rokem +1

    the way that he laughs at his own jokes makes my day 10x better

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 Před 4 lety +386

    That Elf is clinging for dear life on Santa's "jingle bells"...

  • @eviecd324
    @eviecd324 Před 4 lety +263

    “We can definitely tell his spidey senses are tingling” 😂😂😂😂😂
    God I love Daz

  • @FamilyEntertainmentStudios
    @FamilyEntertainmentStudios Před 6 měsíci +1

    3:45 You Cannot Tell Me With A Straight Face That It Wasn’t Intentionally Made That Way 🤣😂

  • @Miar972
    @Miar972 Před rokem +1

    “That’s right space ran- *COUGH *COUGH *COUGH *COUGH* no i can’t laugh anymore” i died while that happend

  • @CamDop
    @CamDop Před 3 lety +404

    My little brother has the dinosaur and trust me the noises it makes are as weird as his looks

  • @catlady7536
    @catlady7536 Před 4 lety +3014

    Merry christmas daz!! Like if you love him!
    For all you people saying that I am "begging" for likes..🤔
    I meant like the video. 😑

  • @whosgina
    @whosgina Před 11 měsíci +1

    He had the opportunity to say Jurassic Pot at 2:44 🤣

  • @blackraisincookie747
    @blackraisincookie747 Před 2 lety +2

    Daz’s laugh is so contagious 😭☝️

  • @_nyx
    @_nyx Před 4 lety +129

    3:39 "Huh? Why is my straw getting harder? And taller?"

  • @lukelavelle5652
    @lukelavelle5652 Před 3 lety +290

    Daz: what is that elf doing to Santa's junk
    Me: being a ho ho ho

  • @Sanguine_Vampyre
    @Sanguine_Vampyre Před 3 lety +1

    YOUR REACTIONS TO THESE TOY ARE PHENOMENAL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @just..cherry..x2395
    @just..cherry..x2395 Před 3 lety +2

    When I'm in pain I will always remember
    "It will be over soon"

  • @pressure4229
    @pressure4229 Před 3 lety +1250

    Daz: MUM THE HORSE ATE BARBIE!
    Mum: it’s fine

  • @koolboarder02
    @koolboarder02 Před 3 lety +340

    “that’s probably it’s dealer”... seconds later- “Now introducing Jurassic HIGH”

  • @l0l_MxM
    @l0l_MxM Před rokem +1

    I spilt my tea everywhere but it was worth the 3rd degree burns love you daz

  • @luscifer1989
    @luscifer1989 Před rokem +1

    Daz: you can shave the baby
    My mom just walks in: I'm sorry but.... wtf you watching?

  • @vidkris1535
    @vidkris1535 Před 4 lety +436

    The WAY he says “An elephant graveyard what’s that? 🥴” lmao 🤣

    • @gacha..hermiaxox993
      @gacha..hermiaxox993 Před 4 lety +3

      It’s from the lion king

    • @vidkris1535
      @vidkris1535 Před 4 lety +5

      @@gacha..hermiaxox993 I know! I was quoting how! he said it not what he said. that's what the " " is for!

    • @josiegethins8510
      @josiegethins8510 Před 3 lety +2

      Gacha..Hermiaxox bruhhh 😂😂😂😂

    • @teids3236
      @teids3236 Před 3 lety +2

      We saw the video

    • @socorropedroza66
      @socorropedroza66 Před 3 lety

      Just did a bad thing Shi flyin to
      Hell Dang shii

  • @tarahend5976
    @tarahend5976 Před 3 lety +339

    The fluffy handcuffs
    Officer: pop the trunk
    You: Ok
    Officer: what are those

  • @emmalancaster650
    @emmalancaster650 Před rokem +1

    I love how you can never be serious daz 🤣

  • @JustGottaDoIt
    @JustGottaDoIt Před rokem +1

    Chucky's cousin had me rolling.😂

  • @royalmage1931
    @royalmage1931 Před 3 lety +446

    Daz: *Sees angry baby* Looks like Chuck's cousin
    My 1st thought: FUCKY!!

  • @drewmehall1331
    @drewmehall1331 Před 4 lety +410

    You missed a golden pun, the “Highceratops” instead of triceratops

  • @lilly13666
    @lilly13666 Před 2 lety +2

    lol i literally have a sore throat today daz saying he still has a cold is kinda a great coincidence

  • @RubyDragoness.
    @RubyDragoness. Před 3 lety +1

    3:46 I was literally laughing 😂 with you on this picture

  • @victoria3301
    @victoria3301 Před 4 lety +347

    The dinosaur... Issa... Issa..
    A high-ceratops
    A type of... High-nosaur
    I'm sorry I'll leave the channel now

  • @x.babybrattt.x
    @x.babybrattt.x Před 4 lety +324

    “Teddy looks like a pair of scissors”😂 I died!

  • @aimeeanderson996
    @aimeeanderson996 Před 3 lety +1

    Daz: the dinosaur is high.
    Me:I know it looks like you daz

  • @adventuresofsonicandtails9382

    Elmo on TV:😁
    Elmo in boxes: 5:55

  • @mrsavagegames9092
    @mrsavagegames9092 Před 3 lety +463

    I’ve watched this 10 times over and still laughing at the bus cup

  • @draconium6528
    @draconium6528 Před 4 lety +462

    Was made 7 minutes ago, 3 dislikes. Video is 10 minutes long, that means haters have notifications on and give daz money lol

  • @mackenziestevenson-jones

    You know he’s not lying about his fav toy being a ghost busters tower bc this is the second of third video that he’s mentioned it in 🤣❤️

  • @faniebriel1055
    @faniebriel1055 Před 3 lety +2

    "Mom, the horse ate Barbie" 😂

  • @rhiandemi4life
    @rhiandemi4life Před 3 lety +252

    I died when he was like “mom the horse ate my Barbie!”

  • @saydeesequin8323
    @saydeesequin8323 Před rokem

    i love u daz ur like the only ACTUALLY comforting youtuber

  • @sheepyxx-mn3oz
    @sheepyxx-mn3oz Před 9 měsíci +5

    Who's here in 2023 just watching these again 😂

  • @marzyboo8268
    @marzyboo8268 Před 3 lety +207

    8:59
    Daz: “Imagine coming in and seeing you kids hand cuffing each other”
    Me: 😂🤣💀

    • @kespblaze8560
      @kespblaze8560 Před 2 lety

      No that only happens if your kid is a teenager 😏

    • @lolaa9159
      @lolaa9159 Před 2 lety

      @@kespblaze8560 i hope not 😭

    • @AyeRobin
      @AyeRobin Před 5 měsíci

      I can just imagine a boy getting one and having a sister

  • @poor.wayfaring.strxnger5198
    @poor.wayfaring.strxnger5198 Před 4 lety +121

    “It just looks like it’s a duck from Chernobyl.” 😂😂😂

  • @aidenrollason822
    @aidenrollason822 Před 3 lety +1

    "Baymax has got his max out"
    😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @salemb4474
    @salemb4474 Před 3 lety +1

    Daz: how’s it going dazzlers
    Caption: husker dustless

  • @BellaNateCouple
    @BellaNateCouple Před 3 lety +97

    Daz: how’s it going Dazzlers
    CZcams captions: husker dustless

  • @non-binarybaby9514
    @non-binarybaby9514 Před 4 lety +99

    “MUM THE HORSE ATE BARBIE!” I freaking died bro.

  • @BananaaLord
    @BananaaLord Před 2 lety +2

    Jurassic High, I’d watch the film 🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_LotrQueen-12
    @The_LotrQueen-12 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I lost it at the "sweet baby" one 😂😅

  • @HookedOnByRenee
    @HookedOnByRenee Před 4 lety +503

    Imagine drinking milk out of the buzz cup

  • @1popcorn44
    @1popcorn44 Před 4 lety +65

    "An elephant graveyard... What's that?"
    ~Special Nala, 2019