Breaking Human History with Bad Translations (FULL TIMELINE)
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- čas přidán 19. 06. 2024
- I went through Wikipedia's history timelines, from ancient roman to medieval, all the way up to the modern day and translated them using languages with the worst translation quality, this is badly translated history.
TIMELINE
Rome - 0:00:00
Medieval - 0:08:55
19th Century - 0:26:14
WW1 - 0:43:00
WW2 - 0:55:47
Cold War - 1:15:53
Modern History - 1:34:40
future translated coming next - Komedie
This was truly HIS STORY.
here before this gets top comment
yup
@@ProfileyBFDI2763yooooo osc person
He fans rise up
@@_reddpaprika_ ITS A YOYLECAKE
I know the current He lore is that He is a time traveler, but honestly I picture Him more as the embodiment of human will.
He will overcome all
All we know is HE is a time traveling Belgian born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire.
@@MrChristianDTFrl 😂
I think He is just playing a game
HE is God reincarnated
I love how both HE and the narrator keep dying, like they're trickster gods in disguise who don't care aboout logic or death, and they just keep coming back.
Wasn't narrator name and he never died he went through hard times and was traumatized by war but ultimately he survived even while thinking that he will die. He is in my opinion better character than HIM as he is more human and have more realistic story.
His name is Bulgarian
@@kacperaskawski3461The narrator's name is Justin Matt
A full recollection of the adventures of HE, gueststarring the world.
That means he is somehow older before he was actually born in, either Spain, Ottoman Empire or Lithuania
@@The_whalesWell, who knows? We mere humans aren't able of understanding HIS power.
“Just hire him Marvel”
"Detroit. That's crazy" is one of the best moments in this whole series
Timestamp?
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@@thenerd5992 18:20
Ok, so my reply just disappeared, so let me say it again, it's at 18:20
What we know about HE lore till now:
He has played this game 3 times
He remarried
He has a british uniform
He is the youngest son of the soviet revolution
he killed many people
he built schools and stuff
his grandfather is called Rissimo
He was born in Spain, The Ottoman Empire and Lithuania
He took Corsica and Sardinia to Rome
He wrote the first Nicaraguan something
He built a mosque
He lived in the West Saxon diocese
He turned his back on the island and headed for the old town of Rasdon
He set up a general shelter leading north
He was arrested in 1519
His name is Bulgarian
He defeated Robert Cook
During the persecution he became one of the most important military commanders
He was the forst in a long-term military dictator to hold the post
He became a prisioner under the british law
Justin, Martin (i on the series) told him about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta
He is considered the leader of Bahá'u'lláh and the founder of the Bahá'i faith
He travelled around the world
He commited war crimes in Argentina
He battled and died in the battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary
His life ended in a violent attack in 1893 (he revived)
He invaded the eight lands of China and took the fields
He was sent to Serbia, but refused and was forced to fight against Austria
He hardly fought in Charleroi
He decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger
He died in battle
His army was defeated within a week
He got up
He admitted he didn't know what to do when his bike fell into the California River in St Andrews, according to Scottish MP, Christopher Noor.
He can overcome bad stars
He is the best engineer in the world
He believed that protons couldnt penetrate the atmosphere and that new metal detectors would damage Earth's body
#FreeHe
So if his name is Bulgarian, can we call him Bulgarian, or do we call him HE?
@@Bananappleboy idk
@@Bananappleboynah He must just be a Bulgarian name from the future
@@_reddpaprika_ i'm just gonna assume the latter and the former as equally true, because i told Him about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta 31:13
Didn't he also commit warcrimes and crimes against humanity from the 1960s to 19something?
Can we get an "On this day in badly translated history" calendar?
YES WE NEED IT
You know what I think? This would be history if time travel actually existed. So much people would go back in time to change stuff. In the end there would be no coherence.
and to make HE be created
There's a sci-fi story I read, where this is kind of what's happening--there's so much illegal shadow time-travel happening, that an elite OFFICIAL time traveller force has to be invented to constantly go back and UNchange history. If it happens too much in one time period, the fabric of spacetime starts to get weakened there, like a paper that has been written on, erased, and written on again so many times, it's starting to wear through the paper. Also they keep secret records of all the timelines that did but didn't happen, and there are SO MANY OF THEM, that they can make an entire replica of _Earth_ where each molecule is actually a data storage piece.
...yeah, I read weird stuff sometimes. :P Anyway, it's called "Palimpsest" by Charles Stross, if you're curious.
@@robinchesterfield42 That's weird and I love it. I'll try to find it so that I can read it
@@robinchesterfield42I wonder if they got inspired by Star Trek Voyagers' Relativity.
HE is the main character of an RPG video game. that's how he keeps dying and coming back more powerful than before until he ascends to goodhood and gets the power to fly and orbit planets
everyone talks about HE, forgetting about the mystery of father who casually ordered to kill aphrodite, and no one talks about the group that could potentially have HE, I, father and SHE in it
Ah yes, THE Family.
What about Bromax the Third? He could be the demigod half-blood son of HE
clearly nobody followed the sage advice and the father's mental health wasn't maintained
*WE*
No one talks about the 8 Immortals from Hong Kong, those guys are probably the reason China destroyed Britain in this world
i need someone to make HE history and translate it like this
You mean "HIS story" ?
"Breaking HIS history with Bad Translations"
I hope this isn't the last video where HE exists. He is know an icon of StarvHarv's channel, He is the champ, the myth, the legend.
And remember, you can't spell Hero without HE!
HE will always return when you least expect.
The Hero without He is just ro
I can't help picturing He as a sort of Big Boss, man-without-a-nation, a soldier of fortune going whereever his services are requested or required.
Big He
Solid He
liquid He
Solidus He
the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.
"Breaking Human History with Bad Translations" implies StarvHarv is making "Breaking Alien History with Bad Translations" next
He will probably try
warhammer 40k lore would work
@@llamadrama1090 Long waited update on HE saga, will HE finally complete the entire game at 4th attempt? Or will HE give up like 3 previous times?
i misread the title original as "Breaking Bad History with Bad Translations" i am so stupid
breaking animal history with bad translations
thank you for this documentary, gonna pass my exams with this one!
Hope it goes well, because I have similar exams!
First oversimplified uploads and now He lore? This year is getting better
Yup
Yep
Wait, there's a new oversimplified episode??
My personal headcanon is that HE was born 300 years ago in Ottoman Spain with special abilities, but it wasn’t until WWII that he truly started to become powerful. HE was born with the ability to respawn (which is why HE dies so many times but keeps coming back), but gradually developed many powers, like time travel. HE would eventually travel back in time, which is why HE shows up everywhere in history.
HE is so based he hated nazism before it was even conceptualized. Praise be unto HE
Incredibly Common HE W
I like to think that HIS actual home was the Roman Empire and, after being sent by Britain to Germany HE hated nazism and returned home in 21 days
I love this confusion of times and the omnipotence of HIM and random people (like "Father killed Aphrodite"), and inserting senseless (especially in relation to the times in question) sentences and unrelated things and people, and changing history (in the style of something in history was lost, and here it was won) and these random events.
just a reminder that this video is longer than toy story
This is more realistic than HOI4, and that's a fact.
I had so many laughs watching this! Never knew history could be so fun. Great editing!
I love how there's a small frame of history from like last decades, we're just recapping what happened.
He is not a person... He is an idea
He's An always existent concept of the universe.
This always cracks me up. Thanks for the video.
After this, I'm convinced HE is some sort of Pelinal or Wulfharth/Ysmir, coming back when HE is most needed. Plus, most of the things HE accomplished can be explained as Dragon Breaks
Gonna chromecast this video onto the projector during my next History class lecture 🗿
The way you made him a character was something I never saw before. I enjoyed this video very much
It’s indeed His story. Btw I think He dies and reborns (as an adult) at will rather than time travels.
He has set his spawnpoint at bed.
The comedic timing both in voice and visuals is just amazing.
"Karachi west of Stalingrad" is the city of Kalach-on-Don, Volgograd province. The details in the video were pretty recongizable overall, and hilariously funny
"east of the mississippi" highlights west of mississippi 30:52
now i can watch them all in one instead of having to rewatch every single video. thank you harv and thank you birmingham city council (for putting the house on the hill, for HE)
Holy shit new video to fall asleep to for a week straight, this one gotta gain views like crazy
1:17 What I have to tell myself every morning when I wake up for work
Starv I love you and your content
World history when you play a mega campaign in paradox game's
True lore
Took him 3 attempts, you better subscribe to Him.
Video idea: Badly translated Natural/Geographical history of Earth
You need to do the Renaissance next, fill the gap in his story
PERFECT. WHAT I NEEDED
Sounds like He lore and I lore is pretty similar.
One is op comedy relief and other one is like a shitposter.
this gonna be fire 🔥
This is a blessing to the world
I love the editing
I know this is long ago, but, does anyone notice the deep amounts of lore from not just the characters from the stories, but the _storyteller_ _himself_ ? Like, how and why did Matt Justin write this entire documentation of events that he experienced?
the character you portrayed *HIM* as is just so perfect
BTW Harv, World War Two timestamp is missing an ":" in the description
Bro created a masterpiece. This had me laughing from beginning to the end
I wish my history teachers has told me the past this way. Amazing!
This video was crucial to my history exam, i dont i think i could have passed without it.
1:03:12 "After advancing 150 miles (62 feet)" Ah yes definitely an accurate conversion of miles to feet. :P
Harv, you should use an AI chatbot to try to make the history as coherent as possible while not getting rid of any canon events . I think that'd be really funny
Exquisite recommendation.
Oh god. I just (re)watched DougDoug's playthrough of "Pajama Sam" with an AI character making the decisions, and THAT, applied to history, + badly translated....
Well let's just say I don't think it'll go....sanely. :P
This comment gives off dougdoug vibes and idk why
Love the compilation, but hope there will still be more badly translated history videos in the f uture. These are gold.
He is definitely God-Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40000
Does anyone remember that Mongols has conquered the Sun? I wonder how they got back to Earth. Damn, i want some Mongolian history.
Obviously they induced solar storm and used it to just sail to earth on solar wind. If only japan didnt had another tsunami that day...
He and I lore be crazy make! A compilation
i think you should've included the first badly translated history video, even though you used a different method where he didn't appear it was still funny
There is a universe where this timeline actually happened. That timeline is like Detroit: "That's crazy"
Good video
Wow here before 1 minute, also hi 🙋🏻♂️
So, we’ve got quite a few characters here already. The most important ones are:
-him
-her
-me
There are a lot of easily forgettable characters that only appeared once or twice. Those being:
-the French tourist
-father
-the group
-bromax III
And of course
-t h e t h r e a d
Bravo, so beautiful!
Ah yes, the planet of Armenia 6, the lesser known planet in the Yavin system.
I'm 20 minutes in and know this is worth the 1:46 of watching!
All of HE lore is come!
Can't wait for Mr Terry or VTH to react to this
his story of the entire world, i think
I’ve never been so happy to click on a video
We have learnt so much today...
HE: The Movie
HE is the Master of all Mankind, sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Holy Terra, HE requires a thousand souls sacrificed daily, for HE, human flesh rent asunder and blood shed to keep the light of the Astronomican lit to guide ships through the treachery of the warp.
so HE is basically timetravalling Jesus since he died on friday , is all knowing and has the ability to ressurect. This also correlates with the statement of jesus where he said that before abraham was I am. interresting.
I can’t wait for it to become a character.
HE is the forgotten Time Lord, I hope they will feature him in Dr. Who as a counterpart to both Doctor and Master lol
1:03:12 i cant believe how you didn't even mention 150 miles (62 feet)
Lets face it, HE is the Emperor of Mankind
I like that Rommel kept changing his title
Very good
Never expected to see tunstall at 28:40 in a starvharv video, used to got that subway for dinner until it was closed due to a pigeon invasion.
Starv Harv a stokie confirmed?
Please do 30 years war
are there added new moments, or is it a combination of previous mistranslations?
I am once again requesting the Timeline of the Far Future, please
6:08 I feel like he’s about to say BOY
Now do Early Modern History (1500-1800)
I would love to see someone write some alternate historical fiction based on this series
I personally believe HE is just playing a round of Civilization
Roman army invades Armenia VI in favor of the Holy Father sounds like a hell of a premise for a whacky sci fi story. Someone make it.
"He"manages to devastate even Goku
CHANGE MY MIND 🗿🍷
This shit reminds me of that one Doctor Who episde where all of human history was taking place in the span of like a couple hours on loop forever, and Churchil was the roman emperor and it was complete chaos.
My history teacher is going to be confused with my history assessment answers
We are missing the age of exploration, absolutism, and more
Who's here for the HE lore?
what was the music during "local man kills a god"? it sounds familiar
amazing
Asphalt Monday has me in tears
Holy this must have taken months to create! At this point I am ready to pay to watch this.
2:52 HoI4 music for “WW2” event was not something I expected
HE is a genuine everyman. Like, a literal interpretation of the term.
34:26 "Wait, it's all Oregon?"
"Always has been"
38:06 is a mistranslation of _Kulturkampf,_ which literally translates to “culture war” or “cultural struggle.”
This lore goes crazy