r/Maliciouscompliance "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!" "LOL OK!"
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- r/Maliciouscompliance has stories where OP gives entitled jerks EXACTLY what they ask for. You want me to work fewer hours? Okie doke! Enjoy working overtime and weekends until you're completely exhausted and begging for help! Want me to spend more time talking to my coworkers? Okie doke! I'll spend hours explaining to them why all of their sexist and racist opinions are wrong!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Rslash: *talks*
Dog:Iâm about to end this man whole sentence
Random Gamer21 Lmao đ
omg-
Dog: MWEAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHHZHEKBAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAMWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Oh I just read this and thought did I miss it 2 secs later it came.
OMG yes lmao
rSlash: "Then her tone chan-"
Yugo: "NO HER TONE NEVER CHANGES!"
Yugo: its true i was the tone
I was surprised to not hear a blooper where Yugo barked when he said "they gotta go where you go."
Tone. Tone never changes.
Favorite parts of these videos. Lol
Also Yugo: Barking the Tetris theme
a mute and deaf guy is a manager. Holy shit, that guy must have been an amazing employee. Can we get a round of applause for this man?
Yeah, can we? *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
Sadly he wouldn't be able to hear us
Oh yeah, right. On PDA: Good job!!
Itâs appropriate to snap actually- that way heâll see and know whatâs going on
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snapâŠ
âI keep my kids entertained with magical mommy toysâ. Some of that just doesnât fit together in a correct manner
I can't help but imagining the kids playing Star Wars with their "lightsabers" that kinda-sorta make the "buzzing sound" they make in the movies...
@@yetiornot5726 I'm gonna cry XD
hmm mum the flash light doesn't work it just vibrates
mum: đ„ÎŁ(°Ў°ïŸ)ïŸ oh shi-
@Zachary Reed Oh god no.
Jackiplire shhhhhh dont point out how bad it sounds, let people fill that horrid imagination first!
After making this video I made a tree law video
Tree law sounds so boring but OMG
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EPIC REVENGE
Ok
What's tree law
Ok
rSlash oh me gaaawwww
NU UH YA AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME.!đ
rSlash: (to Yugo) "I'm literally trying to pay the bill here"
CZcams: *DEMONETIZED*
Except not
/rslash/entitledpuppy
@@edhoffman2627 HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO SELFISH THEY WONT ALLOW MY BARKS TO INTERRUPT YOUR RECORDING? OH MY GOD, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
What's Yugo
Matrix rSlashâs puppy...
The way he laughs when his dog interrupts is so cute â€
"I keep my kids entertained with magical mommy toys"
Is it me or...doesn't that sound a little...off?
It's like how people take the giorno healing mista scene out of context
Mommy has to show the house off. Go play with Wildo the Dildo. :3
Yea
Lol slag for phone or tablet with parents in the UK.
Only if you really really want it to be =/
Yugo sounds like a choosing begger. "Gimmie pats and rubs or I wont let you pay for yours or my food!"
Viper D. Spades *cries in demonatisation*
Yeah he does lol
Congrats on 600 likes my dude.
@@conor4142 Holy shit I just noticed that! Thanks mah dude and thank you all current 809 of ya! Lol
Iâm just going to like because I want to
âYou want some belly rubs? You want some belly rubs??â Literally best thing, r/puppybloopers should be their own video đđđ
Belly rubs!!!
Hehe
that utter bollocks should definitely be in a SEPARATE video
Its bellysssscrubz
YAAAS B**CH YAAAAAAAAAS
I WANT A VIDEO OF THE BLOOPERS INVOLVING THIS GOOD BOY :D
12:45
Rslash: âThey simply have to go where you go.â
Yugo: *is at full attention*
âReading them is more satisfying than p*rnâ
R/SLASH IM CONCERNED
i am also very concerned by this
I was searching for this comment lmao
We need to put him through a help program
@@briefgamerup just let the man do his thing
I'm not, to each their own as long as it isn't illegal or immoral and in this case it isn't either of those.
Rslash: can i finish this sentence
Doggo: go ahead man
Rslash: I-
Doggo: BORK *SQUEEK* ROOF
You though rslash you thought
Hot af confirmed
DramaLlama208 **AhEm** iTs Yugo
@@islandprincess714 Yugioh*
LordFizzy yugiyugiohoh*
Island Princess and now i believe you owe me half of your estate, left leg, kidney and unborn child bEcAuSe I sAiD sO
Person: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
Manager: **Can't speak**
*or hear
Manager: miss komi
Kevin sure learned his lesson with that.
Put the puppy in front of this dude
*Canât see*
Tree law is a thing in the UK too. I used to work for a hotel and the premises were surrounded by trees. The new general manager came in and had them chopped down. Turns out these trees acted as a sound barrier to the neighbours and carried a ÂŁ10,000 fine per tree. He had cut down 22 trees. Woops
I know itâs gotta be frustrating to have to re-record lines every time your dog barks, but that pupper sounds so cute!! When I hear those little yips, it makes me smile. Thank you for including the puppy bloopers!
"Like I am the dumbest potato in the strawberry patch" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł this is awesome
I'm gonna make a woooosh 100% just a joke
Well actually potatoes don't grow in strawberry patches. Potatoes are vegetables, strawberries are fruits. (This is a joke)
@@spectralkits7769 đ€Ł
@@spectralkits7769 (also just a joke, that's why it's so funny,) um well, duuuhhh!! How dumb r u????? Obviously. thats why it's funny. Because u r so dumb, you probably don't know how to handle money so u should just donate it to me. And if u have a dog, I'll take that too. (Just a joke lol đ)
Such a wholesome comment section! Just a joke - you all suck lol
Don't f*ck with Fred. Fred is a damn BEAST.
Person: let me speak to ur manager
Dog: >:3
R SLASH:"then her to..."
DOGGO: bark
R SLASH:then her tone cha...
DOGGO: you human belly rubs NOW!!
My Friend's Mom: (Has Karen Hair Cut)
My Friend's Mom: (Is a nice person)
Manager: *Wait, that's illegal.*
My mum's friend is called Karen, has the haircut and is the nicest person i know
I won't lie. the Puppy bloopers made me feel better today.
Agreed
Then her tone changed
I don't like them
"I'm a mom, I have magical powers" she sounds like my mom, that's totally something my mom would say
My mom would definitely say that too.
Dude, my mom DOES have magical powers. She makes THE BEST food...
âąâąStĂžrmiiâąâą âąâąLeiâąâą bruh we got to have a mom off with my mom sheâs cooks so good...
rSlash: Hears about any plants being cut down or harmed
also rSlash: "Let me introduce you to tree law!"
rSlash, a friend to vegetation everywhere. LOL
Closely related to Bird Law ironically.
Tree law is AMAZING. No sarcasm, no joke.
Seriously, please make that video.
No comments here
No replies here
Im horny
@@dragonsbreath389 Thorny*
@@galaxysurfer1122 nope im horny
Knock knock
Whoâs there?
Interrupting Yugo
Interrupting Yugo wh-
WOOF WOOF
You ever watched the sitcom "Vicar of Dibley"? I suspect you have, lol
lol when I was younger I used to say the interrupting cow joke all the time
RSLASH: âThen he-â
Doggo: (Bark)
-3 hours later-
RSLASH: âThe her time chang-â
Doggo: (Bark)
"Keep children entertained with Magical Mommy Toys"
Me: Wayment. đ€
Look mom I'm a Jedi
"mom, this isn't woody...."
1st story is part of my job. (Land Survey Drafter) We get a lot of calls of clients complaining "My NeIgHbOrS fEnCe Is On My PrOpErTy"
For me it was my neighbor put a fence on my lawn 24 feet into the property line (my side) after months of asking him to move it and tons of appeals to the city console the city decides to survey the whole town just to settle any land disputes within the town boarders. Turns out not only was the fence on our land the land he thought he owned he didnt,the city did for a non existent road. The cherry on top was he only owned the 10 feet from the front of his porche but 200 on the back side of his house up to 20 feet to either side
What if instead of calling it r/puppybloopers (even though that name is amazing)
Call it r/interrpuptions
No.
Everything is better with puppies. Including names.
@@puerinsomnio8936 Did you
Did you miss the pun
Yikes, I did! XDDDD Sorry!!!!
My brain just processed the word and didn't pay attention to it.
@@puerinsomnio8936 Happens to the best of us :) I do agree with your original point though. Everything _is_ better with puppies, lol.
@@puerinsomnio8936 I would never take away the puppy part of the name. It's too valuable
Plot Twist: Fred is promoted from a Manager to CEO due to his fantastic work! :D
RSlash: âI WISH TO SPEAK TO THIS DO-â
I wasnât even able to finish my sentence before this dog interrupted me
Dog:âBORK!â
Then her tone ch-
Bark
Then her tone-
Ruff
Then her tone chang-
Bark
Then her t-
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Best puppy ever!
Then, her tone changed*SQUEAK*
Then, her tone*SQUEAK*
Then, h*SQUEAK*
Then, her to*SQUEAK*
Then, her tone cha*SQUEEEEEEEEEAK*
"they don't, as i keep my kids enterained with magical mommy toys."
so a vibrator then?
Vibro-blades in multiple colors, now with realistic tuna scent
interesring story. my crazy cousin, who really is crazy and a natural blonde, apparently left her vibrator in her purse. I have no idea why. her 2 year old found it and thought it was a toy for him. without missing a second, I glance over at my cousin and say very calmly, "does he do that much?" she was HORRIFIED. because he was chewing on it. I tore an intercostal muscle laughing. I'm guessing, since we arent close anymore and havent been in years, that shes since removed it from her pocketbook. or for all I know, shes added more because her kids are now grown.
if you find yourself ever sitting next to a 6 for blonde woman in the south in a restaurant, and her pocketbook starts humming but her phones on the table, you'll know exactly who I am talking about.
edited for spelling errors.)
Maybe?
Prozac.
@@Treesah35 for the kid's sake, I really hope she thoroughly washes her 'magical mommy toys.'
âReading these are literally more satisfying than porn.â
CZcams: DEMONETIZED
I was like wtf when he said that
Peece
@@Hrvr-nd9cp same im like "but im a virgin i dont do porn ever...?"
It was just a matter of speech, guys... Sheeshđ€Šââïžđ
i started dying when i heard this
I love how Ugo barks at the same part of the sentence. As if on purpose. And his quiet growling is very cute.
Yeah I Bet It Is On Purpose His So Cuteđ
Puppy bloopers, best thing ever.
Then, *bark*. Then, *bark*. Then,...*bark*.
"Can I talk to your -"
"Bark!"
"I need to speak to the mana-"
"Bark!"
"Can I please speak -"
"Bark!"
"... I need -"
"Bark!"
"... ... ... ... I -"
"Bark!"
"... ..."
*whines*
"... I need to-"
"Bark!"
"Can you just -"
"Bark!"
Lool
Rslash: more satisfying than porn
Me: WHAT
Itâs true. I as a witness can testified.
Spencer Decoteau THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Spiritpyro 2 I donât know. I may be a festering clump made of wrong. Perhaps I may be the wrong way thing you have ever seen. So I would say a lot.
@@spencerdecoteau8038 Nothing's wrong with you this is just easier to explain to your mom
And then there's me, just a girl who gets no satisfaction from that sorta thing.
Malicious compliance: Robbing a bank for lunch money with a water gun.
Andeloine
Sounds more like r/therewasanattempt
Tails?
@@snickerdoodle6605 boneappletea anyone?
Ja
Can we have puppy bloopers at the end of every video please â€ïžđ
sadly there might not be puppy bloopers In every one as Yugo might stay quiet, but hearing these ones makes me doubt there won't be more XD
Oh please no! That unexpected barking toward the end of the video sets you on edge when you're not expecting it, basically cancelling out all the relaxation of having a story read to you.
We should definitely have a pupper bark or yip censoring every swear word
@@greenbarrel3886 probably the best, (i want the poppy bloopers too) is to rslash upload poppy bloopers on another video, so we all can enjoy, but that's depend on him (english isn't my first lenguage :) )
@@Kev971king your English is great!
Rslash: âThen, her tone changed-â
Yugo: **Barks in different pitches each time**
9:41 i keep my kids entertained with magical mommy toys
Lol
Rshash: Then her tone change
Puppers: BARK!
Legends has it that her tone is still changing
Matic đđ
lmao
lol
907 GAMERS!
Where I'm from in Canada we are allowed to be in our homes when showings occur and the showings cannot ruin our 'right to a peaceful life'. That being said we also need to respect that the place needs to be shown. Our previous landlords were great people but their realtor was an absolute jerk. They said we had "too many electronics" and needed to get rid of them for showings (My boyfriend streams in the living room so a big screen TV, speakers, mic, monitor, CPU and game consoles all in a nicely organized entertainment unit/ desk) and always booked them for 1 hour (2 bedroom apartment, very small) on Sundays when we told them my boyfriend worked nights Saturday and would be sleeping Sunday - literally ANY other day was fine.
The company complained because my boyfriend refused to leave one day because he was exhausted from working a 24 hour shift and needed to sleep so he slept and they arrived only to open the bedroom door and quickly shut it. The landlords did call us but said there was really nothing they could do and it was more so a call to say they'd passed on the message. They sold the place soon after and we all left on good terms. That realtor reallyyyy hated us though.
The puppy bloopers at the end. My puppy heard them and joined in with the barking. đđđ
Rslash: then her tone changed-
interrupting Yugo: Arf!
More like squeaking
Arse Lash: "...where you go."
Yugo: Me? You want me? Can I help you read lines? I'm a good boy!.
Arse lash ?
@@Taiyo_Phoenixia its a joke for R/Slash.
Arse lash? Lol đ if that was auto correct that's hilarious
no arse lash is name we gave him when he was being demonetized.we all were trying to figure out why u-tubes was taking his scrilla and someone suggested r/slash said fast sounds like arse lash , arse being the cuss word in question..so we that have been there day 1 fondly call him arse lash
Happibunni Art Nope
The dog is like "human quite"
Anyone else find the puppybloopers adorable and cute to the point of not being able to hold in laughter? Omg, that made my day.
Fun fact: A guy gave a tree it's own rights so people can't chop that tree.
Depends on the country I think
U can buy trees to be planted in the UK that u can name and own, u can decorate it and it cant be chopped down, the money just pays for the trees so im planning to get 4 trees for those who I've lost to death of illnesses
what I think you meant was that a guy left the ground the tree is standing on to the tree in his will when he died.
@@spyros186 no. The guy literally gave a tree it's own rights.
The legend says that her tone is still changing.
6:28
plot twist, he has hearing aids and just turns them off whenever someone starts yelling
I have lived in apartments for more than 40 years. Never, ever, ever have any of my dozens of landlords tried to show my apartment to prospective tenants while I still lived in it. And I have never been able to view a future apartment while it was still occupied. They either show a similar unit that is unoccupied, or had me wait until one was available. A rented house, casually rented without realtors, maybe. If the occupants agree. But no way are any strangers walking through my home, full of my possessions, especially if I'm not there. Where does this kind of thing go on?
Can you record the r/puppybloopers? Putting a face to the yelp seems very satisfying.
Yugo is so cute. Did you not see the picture of him in one of the videos?
@@user-mama_thomas no :( which one is that?
It took me a few minutes but I found it. It has video of Yugo. Here's the link.
czcams.com/video/xthXogqwWKo/video.html
@@ryantech7402 He also has some pictures of Yugo on his Twitter account :)
It's: rslashyt
@@user-mama_thomas omg thank you! He is adorable đđđ
You should use Yugo's barks other noises as censor bleeps that would be awesome ^_^ bless that pup
That would be awesome.
lmao yes
Do eeeeett!
Yes, please
Lol yes
Your puppy bloopers remind me of when I'm teaching a class (I'm a dog trainer). Inevitably, I will always have one pup in class who feels the need to speak their mind. I inform the owner that they shouldn't be embarrassed, as they wouldn't be in a training class if their dog was already trained, but I do the same start/stop talking thing you do, haha!
when the puppy bloopers started and pupper barked i jumped and spilled my tea all over myself from fear XD sometimes fears cause hilarity too. lol
r/prorevenge? Interesting but not enough.
r/nuclearrevenge? Better but we want something more.
Tree Law? Now that's... APOCALYPTIC
Donât forget about r/SuperNovaRevenge, and if you can get a big enough revenge, make it r/AtomicRevenge
dragonbiscuit What's this "tree law" thing ? :thinking:
If you are trying to do emojis on your computer, you need the on screen keyboard to do that, like this đ
DesertDog1178 or be on mobile
@@Kya10 Tree law is basically explaing how expensive tree law actually is.
14:38 _RSlash becomes aroused by his work_
my favourite thing is when thereâs puppy bloopers and my puppy looks at me confused as heck
Mine went on alert when he heard Yugo whine.
Take a đș every time r/slash says, "then her tone changed". GL
Rslash: why ain't I monetized
Also Rslash: "...are more satisfying than *porn* ."
Tbt you shouldnât be demonetized for cursing in the first place tbh
Scarlette Foxx messed up that bold
navels â„ Have you noticed CZcams picks random channels to demonetise for no reason? But pretty much all the big channels and quite a lot of channels who have at least a few million subs and even some with just over a million subs are mostly allowed to swear all they like?
đ€Is porn short for popcorn? đ€
@@matthewharrington420 BOI
Honestly the last story reminds me of the time I did a contract job as a teenager (as a minor!) and all the other guys around me were all late 30's+ and the only thing on their mind at the time seemed to be 'mature acts'. They would constantly ask me questions like "How many times have you and your girl done it" or "How much does she moan when you put it in" all of which made me very uncomfortable. After two weeks of doing this job up to standard and having these queries asked, my time with them was finally up and it was time to get paid. I wasn't paid at all but I was glad to be out of there.
I ended up reporting them for all this but I don't know what happened to all of them however a few years later I heard the manager was arrested for similiar things I had reported him for.
It's the small victories
Honestly thought I was the only one to greet or just randomly say "Sup dawg" to my dogs. The innuendo always makes me smile and laugh.
"dumbest potato in the strawberry patch" I had a mouthful of food and almost choked XD
17:17 give the puppy a hug now or I'll have to speak to your manager. we are good friend so I know he will shut down your channel
I just realized the Acronym to Malicious compliance would be Malcom.
so should we call male Malicious Compliance requesters: Malcoms
My dog is freaking out at the puppy bloopers. I am toođđđ
How dare you bring your dog to work.đđđ I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
Then her tone... then her tone chang... then her... then her ton... then her tone changed *woof* . At the end you sound like a broken CD
I think what you meant was "A broken record."
A broken CD just doesn't play, or skips content frequently due to the missing information.
@@unclesheogorath1960 I meant scraped CD but you're right
"Put your fins together for..."
RUFF RUFF RUFF
@@n.goul.216 broken record is still better CDs don't skip or repeat the same way. Usually they just don't work.
I can already smell the Karens
dear god hide the managers
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhgggg
HAHAHAHA
This is the reason why I have a surplus of Karen repellent.
You know what you call a group of wolfs? A pack. You call a group of crows a murder. You call call a group of Karens...A complaint.
@@dave_2332 lol
I REALLY LOVE those Puppy Bloopers!!
The puppy bloopers are my favorite! They are so cute! Like they are interrupting your work but they are so cute that you cant be mad at them. I have dogs of my own and they have interrupting me a few times while I would try to film videos for class projects. It's a frustrating but funny thing that happens. Lol
No views, 33 likes...
*THATS CZcams FOR YA*
EDIT: I just watched the whole video and that part in puppy bloopers when he said I'm trying to play bills made me laugh so hard!
This is probs the most likes I have ever gotten on CZcams comments.
Probs the most likes I have ever gotten on a CZcams comment. Thanks
I think Rslash should do a 10min video of playing around with yugo.
Yess
That sounds cool
Does anyone know what type of doggo it is? Has he ever said?
Or just make a vlog channel with just yugo
More like 10 hours amiright
That little canine guy's voice is SOOOO expressive!
Hugs for Yugo.
I totally remember learning about tree law from your channel. It is not only does it bring amusing stories, but it is legally intriguing to me and how weird these cases can become
Puppy: "pay attention to me!! I need treats and walkies and belly rubs!"
Story : "Tree law revange"
R/slash : TREEE LAW REEEVVVAAANGEEEE
I LOVE the puppy bloopers! Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the rest of the video too, (I wouldn't be watching if I didn't) but there are so many channels dedicated to reading reddit posts, but yours is the only one I know of with that unmistakably genuine touch of a little pupper pestering you and it's so cute!
Puppy bloopers are one of the best things
Yugo is such a choosing begger
Yugo - you need to rub me now. Oh your working. Too bad guess youâll have to live off of puppy rubs for this month đ¶
That is the "Dad, notice me!" barking. :)
Puppy bloopers is making me lose it đđđđđđđ
14:48 Bro I've never cracked up before not like that, that's a new laugh I didn't know I had in me.
Tree law be like: Oh youâre an entitled parent/kid well Iâll take your money thank you!
Can we take time to appreciate all the managers that have to deal with this
Omega Playz the managers donât get enough love
Managers shouldnât have to put up with that
The puppy bloopers started and my dog got up and started barking XD
The puppy bloopers made me jump because I wasn't expecting it. Lol XD
you said "excuse me dawg" like a polite gang member im crying đ€Łđ€Ł
Then her..*barks*
Then *barks*
Then Her tone *barks*
Then her tone changed *barks*
LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE *flips table*
Ok....
Then her *barks*
Then her tone changed----
**BORK**
Puppy Bloopers are a light in my current stage of life. Thank you đ
Yugo is adorable oh my gosh
Also: tree law. pls.
I may or may not be the manager. -Cashier
Moms: *surprised pikachu face*
my favorite part of the videos is the doggy bloopers because that's just adorable
The puppy bloopers made my day. So cute. XD
"More satisfying than porn" should be the tagline for rSlash đ
YASSSSSđ
_rSlash-_
_More satisfying than porn_
Let's make a petition for that to be a thing.