I Formed the RAREST and most SECRET Kingdom In Crusader Kings 3
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- čas přidán 7. 02. 2023
- How I Formed the RAREST and most CURSED Kingdom In Crusader Kings 3 in the most overlooked and amazingly broken development area in CK3? As a NOMAD? Easy as blueberry pie! Especially when you play as the most powerful and secret Kingdom in all of the world: Bene-Israel!
In this video, Koifish will play as the rare and elusive Jews of India, and conquer his way to reform the Kingdom of Bene Israel, a Jewish Malabarist Kingdom located on the coast of India!
There's a whole bunch of Kingdoms that can be formed in Crusader Kings 3, but there's also a bunch of hidden formable nations that many CK3 players have yet to find and form! These formable ck3 kingdoms and ck3 empires require super specific events, decisions and triggers in order to form them and in this video we will show you how to play as some of the most unknown countries in crusader kings 3.
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia!
#crusaderkings3 #ck3 #paradox - Hry
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ngl i cant believe he didnt do this as Haestein
He's currently in recovery from his addiction...give kudos!
Hasteinson
😂😂😂😂😂
It is possible tho
@@Oleandra-13I'm afraid to tell you but he relapsed 😢
“Curry flavoured Jewish people” 😂😂😂
The editor was so sick and tired of koifish he cut the outro halfway ong 💀💀💀
The fact that this was hearted within 50 minutes shows that it's probably correct lol
A-aren’t you the editor?
@@1ManRandom he keeps me in the garden shed please send help
T*rkroach 🤢
If I would have a penny for everytime a Swede jokingly said that he speaks every language, I would have two pennies.
That's not alot of pennies but it's wierd it happend twice
@@allliquid6320 hey, i got that reference
"What in the name of Jewish Jesus" is definitely something I'm holding onto.
as a Jew, i'm definitely working this into my everyday conversations from now on
I mean he was Jewish after all 😂
The real name of Jesus was pronounced: "yeshua". (I'm a jew)
Yeshua in hebrew means: savior
honestly, the child crush part warmed my heart, Please do this more!
Edit: OH MY GOD YOUR BESTFRIEND AND SOULMATE MAKING A PARTY AND OFFERING YOU ABATTLAXE IT'S SOCUTESADSFAFSGDFD
edit: they didn't die, the breaking bad just finally made them both immortal
Koifish, You need to start translating "Hæstinn" to all the Indian languages, because he might show up there pretty soon.
He probably already is there, waiting in the shadows
Already did
If I had a nickel for every time a CK3 CZcamsr I follow did a video on Bene-Israel this week, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I read this in the voice ngl
I’m glad I’m not the only one that A: noticed that and B: made the same exact joke in my head!!!
call me a conspiracy theorist but I reckon it's because of Laith's short about bene Israel a while ago. It prompted me to form it myself and now everyone's doing it hahah
Who was the other CZcamsr? Was it Laith?
Twice schemed!
Next challenge: form bene Israel as haesteinn of montaigu
unironically ez.
It is very funny to me that both you and Snap Strategy did the exact same challenge this week too 😂. All the CK3 CZcamsrs just woke up and decided to do a Jewish game in India.
I love that Paradox actually made the descriptor for a 69 stat as nice
Caught me off guard lol
wait really I thought that was just editing lol
@@henrylarson6970 that is real.
68 Excellent
69 Nice
70 Excellent
23:20 Did Koifish just discover Apocrypha, as in Hermaus Mora's plain of Oblivion
Same word origin, but different actual meaning. Apocrypha means a Christian writing that is accepted by some but rejected by others, or more broadly a writing of unknown or disputed origin
🤓
Thank you koifish for giving me something to watch while I’m at school
The way Koifish sings out every word that has more than 8 syllables is *chef's kiss*.
Not been watching long but I have to commend you sir - every play through I’ve watched you’ve found something positive to say about the culture you’re playing it’s good to see someone who’s not so narrow minded they can appreciate the whole world
That was amazing. loved that twist ending :D
Woo, the Star of Dravid!
As a South Indian, thank you very much for the joke lol
Explanation for those who didn't get it: South India is locally referred to as the "Dravid" region. In fact the entire peninsula is called the Dravidian peninsula
High tier!
So this is the first video of yours that I am watching, I have to say, I subscribed almost straight away, I like you mate! Thank you!
This was one of your best videos i've seen!
Very cool video Koifish!
Please continue this!!
მაგარი ვიდეოა ძმა.
so ein schönes video :D
What a great video :D
Love how at around the 15 min mark, I noticed Stronghold Crusader Music playing in the background
I knew I recognized that flute/wind instrument! Such a great game too. I need to download it again
@deblackmon3 lmao same! It was my first PC game when I was 7 and I'm pretty sure it's the only one I played for years
13:03 The Stronghold Crusader soundtrack just bangs so hard.
Fun fact:
Due to the juggling skills of the people of Malabar
The Spanish word for juggling is "Malabares" or "Malabarismo".
(That's right, I learned it just now after researching why what I do with oranges and that Indian faith are called the same).
Malabar is a corruption of the name of the region which is Malainadu or Hill country while the bar endonym means Nadu in Persian...
So Malabar is actually an endonym just like Germany or Wales or Greece.. I. E name given by Foreigners.
That was an insane achievement. Love it.
ഞാൻ നിങ്ങൾ ആരംഭിച്ച സ്ഥലത്ത് നിന്നാണ്
Nice! Koifish has Mallu Viewers!
@@MegaGun2000 Hahaha, "Nattil Evideya" XD
I enjoy the subtle stronghold crusader music in the background. Not enough gold muh lord!
amazing video
5:25 That was a surprisingly good pronunciation of Raja Varakunavarman. Less exaggerated and you would have actually nailed it lmaoo
The was the most wholesome life I have seen in CK3
Me sees video picture: JEWS!
(I actually said that)
Truly wholesome playthrough, I hope this means koifish is going family friendly!!
But, it doesnt seem right, if koifish isnt needlessly committing genocide.
I waited for his videos for 10 000 YEARS!!!
This is pretty entertaining.
The skooma pipe caught me good lol
Give this man a raise
I tried to do this a month ago but I
A) didn’t see the holy sight in northeast India so used a ton of gold to conquer Jerusalem and
B) never found out about the culture culture requirement so I made a custom kingdom and ignored the save
Time to retry!
I love the stronghold crusader music hahaha
Wondering if we'll get a like "Myths" kind of pack and get the immortal style stuff from ck2
Is this Stronghold Music in the background, Koifish? :D 😀
Could you do a campaign centred upon the island of Malta and the Knights Templar?
Crazy how Snap Strategy just did this pretty recently
HOW CAN YOU SLAP!? I totally forgot about that video, you sent me down an internet rabbit-hole again...
At 14:45 don't turn on the subtitles 🤣
Koifish video it's serotonin time baby
By choosing anyone in India to form Bene-Israel, Koifish has started an ethnic conflict.
He probably should've made a custom character. But even then, that custom character would take the mantle and domain of a real one, perhaps also starting an ethnic conflict.
Not really, I'm from where the dude koi fish murdered ruled and I'm totally chill with him choosing the Malayali ruler lol
@@MegaGun2000 Which murder? XD
Just wait until he did it as haesteinn of montaigu
@@Zedvais As a Real life Cochin Jew I would like to call Jarl Haestinn as one of our old rulers
😹💯👌🏽 that was so cool 🤟🏽
This guys does one of the funniest voiceovers ever. ;-)
You're such a wonderful goofball :D
While some of them are silly, I think we can all agree that Koifish thumbnails actually show off the CK3 face tech in maybe the best light it's ever been seen. An odd complement, but I'm serious.
I laughed so much this episode lmao, Shalom from a Jewish viewer koifish😂
Aight Koi I'm gonna need you to say its harvesting season in Tai Ahom
You know Koifish, you get better physicians just picking out your most learned Courtier and appointing them as you’re doctor for like 10 gold
Koifish is so endearing hoho
“curry flavored jewish people” -Koifish
As a cannibal, this makes me happy. Now if I want that, I only need to eat one person instead of two!
Koifish is the Lord and saviour
Do I hear in the background stronghold crusaders music? OG
Hey dude, where did you get that crown image for your thumbnail?
I completely lost it with the “ stop it how can you slap” 😂
This is absolute madness
"What in the name of Jewish Jesus"
You mean... just the regular Jesus?
"Im your dad, and the pOpe" really got me for some reason
21:50 elixir so good it made my wife be in 8th month of pregnancy, even though I just recently came back from a 12 year war! Can't recommend enough, my bloodline is safed 🥰
What a wholesome video.
He was looking for biological immortallity and got viagra.
Thats gods way to tell him that he is already immortal as savior of india.
He will not die but just fuse with the land.
'Sedism'
Ok Koifish, do a campaign where you reform that faith.
Nice
Nasiba's skull with the icon of a femur 😂 34:43
This channel is new to me but you sound like a Swede with Indian parents who's lived in Norway the past 5 years (and are over 30 years old)
Only this combo fits the Swedenglish you speak LOL
Love Mystical Comyunyun, you can get Deviant, Witch or Cannibal if you opt in for the risky treatment, when you become ill!
PS: Love the way Indian Armour looks in this game, its so anime!
14:45
Those subtitles... .
You can spell the grandfathers name as E-ra-ka-shae-ka-ra
Translate this to Marwari
Koifish is the greatest CK3 Player since Papa Paradox Himself
The last time I watched something this good, I was in a community call center scamming 80-year-olds about their antivirus software rebates from Microsoft. If you do not return my money, I will call the police to have you PUT. Behind. The. Bars sir.
Bravo
I just learned a new word: carpet siege
আপনার উত্তরের জন্য অপেক্ষা করছি
captain mahinda sounds iconic
well shit, i didnt even know the cochin jews existed, you learn something new everyday
1:31நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது முரண்பாடான மெகா பிரச்சாரம் செய்வீர்களா?
yes
Poggers. As your only Indian viewer,this makes me happy.
Eyy another Indian? I have to which language Do you speak?
There are dozens of us!
so Koifish is big into norse stuff and able to speak all language...he's Wulfrik the Wanderer 🤣
Also he loves screming and giant four legged animals... Checkmate
22:16 I think that would be Kashmir.
"West Coast representing. Hanukkah on flick." 😂💀
Futhrilo Mashkarthapil ? Ga thrai paritopa tcha.
Is that the stronghold Crusader music in the background around 13:15 ?
Stronghold Crusader to be precise. at 15:15 you can hear it again.
@@j.ackermann9110 Yeah, no idea why I got that mixed up.
Aap kesay hain?
Apki videos mujhy bhot pasand hain
Translate it 😂
In India, it was considered very disruptive, antisocial and dangerous to fall in love before marriage and put it above other concerns in marriage. You find a wife, then you fall in love. Which only makes it sweeter, who doesn't love a good forbidden romance.
Cringe
What's up with the Stronghold Crusader soundtrack
Vad för språk pratar jag nu
The art of war
But if you are serious though it’s Swedish
I'm from Cochin. Pretty accurate stuff.
No no
It's "Kokhin" now xD
Raja is pronounced Raha in the Philippines, we have Rajas here too!
And it's called Rex in Latin, Reik in old German, Regis in French
never knew about this religion
Please translate: "I'm naive and I love Denmark" into Konkani.
Thanks
I cannot believe this
Alchemist gigachad nephew
Is that 52 ad?
Can you say "don't start your car tomorrow." ?
bro i literally live in the malabar regin and speak malayalam. I live in Cochin(now knnown as Kochi)
He found gis missing father figure.