Can You Handle Hannibal Buress’s Food Jokes?
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- čas přidán 21. 12. 2019
- Hannibal Buress reads a college newspaper article that makes baffling statements about his comedy.
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"You gotta eat the lettuce man just straight up eat the lettuce"
I wish everybody knew where this was from.
Hot chicken
@@CpLKaNeZA kiss another man
@@TribuneAquila while I'm cooking in the kitchen
This is from that episode of the eric andre show where they interviewed lauren conrad. Hannibal at one point was just eating a head of lettuce in the back like it was an apple, saying "you gotta eat the lettuce man just straight up eat the lettuce"
why did I hear the streets as the straits this whole time
ME TOO MAN
What would that even mean lol
@@steveflow1332 😂 straight people maybe?
@@RegReg02 Like the band Dire Straits I was thinking
Ahhh I thought he said both, though I heard it as the “straights” like straight people.
Hannibal is so underrated.
Justin Milner so true
Justin Milner for real he is so undurnrateud
This comment is so underrated
It should have more likes
It’s his own fault, all he does is comedic jokes.
I was just scrolling to the comments to say the same thing
"I dont know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time."
*semicolon
I noticed it too. Genius.
that's awesome
It’s so crazy that you also heard this line that he said on this video that we all clicked on.
@@OFNDKing right
I was in my high school journalism class and his insight into school newspapers is spot on. Articles with a wealth of pointless information in order to meet a word quota pretty much nails it.
EVEN FOOD!
The more I see it the more I realize how genius this bit is. "Everyone gets what they want" is such an obvious racial remark but he entirely sidesteps that aspect of it and just takes it at face value. Like he said earlier: "it's easier to go with 'weird' than 'racist'".
He said its easier to go with racist than weird, but yeah he is amazing
The best part is where he doesn’t even do any food jokes in the whole bit
That article is so wack.
What? Was Simon Wilson the chief editor, or something??
i see what you did there!
This comment need more likes ..
Who TF is Simon Wilson 😎!?!?!
@@MikeBrownLegend you need to watch all his shows to understand
@@MikeBrownLegend next big blind guy dummy
Okay, but hear me out: John Mulaney's a semi-colon comedian.
Lmfao this is perfect
Damn, that makes sense .I don't know why but that makes sense.
John Mulaney is a text with no punctuation whatsoever
good use of the full colon to set up the semicolon
bt all anus
Morpheus dorpheus walruses
worcestershire sauce go into your orifices!!!
Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket!
Aslan I have more likes on my comment
sea shells by the sea shorepheus
@@dhabinuisance3643 Cool bro you win the CZcams.
as a journalism student, I see so much of my own shitty writing in this. I love it
Shout out to Christina Applegate !
this muhfugga knows...
Why'd you book this comedian?
"Oh, because he's black"
That's gotta be some kinda racism, right?
chaosXpert not if you are a black student and you’ve seen nothing but white comedians. Now with Hannibal it is mostly irrelevant because his bits usually are race neutral, but that can’t be said for everyone.
You realize blacks can use the internet as well as CZcams too right?
@@jefffawcett the best comedians right now are black tho
@@georgefra9993 that's just like your opinion.
It's good ol progressive racism, I see it everywhere at university. Worst part is they don't even realize they're labeling someone by their race, which is racist.
Nah I’m not gonna watch the clip, but I got what I wanted
Best comment award goes to you my good sir
“No, but I got what I want...”
Never watched this guy, but damn that was a good introduction.
That article was so racist relegating him just to a diversity quota, good on hannibal making light of it that’d piss me off
Then you're a pretty soft person
They call it "diversity"... pretty much being a racist.
You got mad FOR someone....k
That doesn’t make this person soft. People are entitled to their own opinions. Hannibal is just too cool to let that upset him. He got paid, he got to leave that town / university and got to make fun of them. Unfortunate choice of words in that article but that was, as Hannibal said, “borderline racist.” They honestly probably just need more “diversity” seeing as how they think this is a good thing.
@@that_deadeyegamer7920 you must be a terrible friend if you think someone mentioning hannibal being slighted like this is soft
3:49
"Hey, I wanna make this article more tacky. You have any ideas?"
"Well, maybe you could mention the amount of money he's making from the show that adds nothing to the article at all, plus we get the added bonus of putting his business out there and making it harder for him to charge more than that in the future..."
You could have used a semi-colon.
Imagine Hannibal telling comedic jokes all covered in satin bringing diversity 🤪😂😂
Who's caponera?
@@mateuszparus yes
As someone who went to Eastern and loves to make fun of the school's paper, I am A) so sorry to Hannibal Buress and B) laughing my ASS off
"Who else is talking about food jokes rn"
*Jim Gaffigan's ears tingle*
Dammit... No wonder my friends never laugh... I should have thought of making comedic jokes
Can confirm: Eastern Illinois blows
Addendum: northern Illinois is terrible as well. Yes, that includes Chicago. I live up here and wish I didn't.
All of Illinois blows
central illinois sucks too
@@rockk9753 chicago isn't that bad. i lived there for about a year. the only problem is the cost of living.
Niu was great. Eastern does suck. Terrible small town.
I remember walking out when he did his jokes about celery, there's edgy and there's just plain hateful
You walked out because you got what you want.
I get the strange suspicion that Hannibal is always stoned out of his mind before a show.
Doing standup, even if open mic is a must do for me. And best believe I'll be pregaming before the show
He's mentioned before that people always think he's stoned but he doesn't really smoke weed. Drinking is his vice
The lettuce bit guy!
U gotta eat the lettuce.
U gotta eat the lettuce
Just straight up eat the lettuce.
Can’t wait for Hannibal and Jim Gaffigan to bring us the ‘Kings of Food Comedy’ tour
RIP Mitch Hedberg's frozen banana...
Chris Lystig also the club sandwich.
As an EIU grad, this is not surprising.
So you're not satisfied with your education at EIU?
@@whitesheatingairappliancer7101 oh no. Im actually satisfied with my education. Just saying diversity is not that great there and we had a shitty news paper
As a resident of the town you went to collage in: we are sorry
@@blazikenburns College*
As a mass communication student who has tried taking part of my university's new paper, I can attest to articles like these being extremely common.
Hannib Buress holds a place in my heart as my favorite comedian
I love his jokes about The Streets
I live in Charleston Illinois, down the street from the EIU campus, and even though I don't go there, I still feel ashamed. What a shambles of an article!
It just the way he talk pierced my ear like no one else
Hannibal is a master of Stand up comedy
imagine bieng in a jr high class with him😄
Now that I stopped laughing like a lunatic, I can see how racist the paper kind of sounds, but hannibal always make the best out of every situation and I needed this laugh very badly. So i appreciate this vid.
Probably my favorite clip of his
2:26
You got to eat the lettuces
Just straight up eat the lettuce
Eric Andre show anyone?
The article written by an adult journalist major sounds like an essay written by a 9 year old
that's pretty typical for campus newspapers (i had a column in my school's paper back in the day)
One of my friends in college was a journalism major who wrote sports articles for the school newspaper. He once told me he was explicitly taught to write at an 8th grade level since that’s the average reading level of Americans.
@@nicholasbailey6622 That sounds really fake, bro. It´s hard to believe the mere fact that people teach you to "write at an 8th grade level"
@@nicholasbailey6622 that is very sad.
Why'd this leave Netflix? This special is great and I can't find it now
Intelligence ✓ Soul ✓ Street Smart ✓ Delivery ✓ Unique ✓ Entertaining ✓
🍻💯👍
Man when is Hannibal gonna put out another special? It’s been too damn long, I know he probably has a plan for it but I need something fresh
Ayy STRAAAAAAAAAAANGE
Stay strange
STRAAAAAANGE (music)
STRAAANGE
His act is so smart.👍
"a human being wrote this
and sent it to
a higher-ranking human being."
This is incredible. He's epic.
I love em'.
I need him talking all day.
heard this on comedy radio and couldn't stop laughing.
He is so much like Mitch hedgburg. Love it so much. He is wonderful.
See he's disdainful about this hypothetical lettuce joke but him saying eat the lettuce on the Eric Andre show is already emblazoned on my memory
Insightful and sassy... Just how I like it... ;)
I can handle the food jokes if he lets me pay the rent next week
“Who else is talking about food in comedy”. Me: Jim Gaffigan
Holy crap this is absolutely golden
Sounds like you got what you want
He’s sarcasm is unmatched 😭😭😭
Even food! Lmao 😭
Hannibal is whole effing MOOD!
This dude exposes so many people 😂
I'm 2ft tall and 8ft wide, fight me
wow I hope these college kids didn't get evicted by this guy
I don't think you know what the word "evicted" means.
Maybe eviscerated?
@@loudog7295 just google "Hannibal landlord" and you'd get it I think
suspended?
That lady in a scarf is having the time of her life LOL
This is top notch Burress
I want to know if the author of the article ever saw this.
One thing I know that author is doing right now, it's not writing an article
I have $200 and dreams, let's do this.
- Hannibal
i gotta see him live one day 🤣🤣
To be fair, hannibal always got snacks on the eric andre show
I am watching this on campus at Eastern Illinois University right now and let me say that this 100% sounds like something someone here would produce
that lettuce bit was a disgrace! i left the theater shocked,,,
I've never seen a comic get the same bits re-titled and uploaded this much.
Ikr this is like 3 year old material I feel like Hannibal has like 40 min of jokes but has hours of videos
Jeramithehuman right dude made it very far on that material lol
@@ryanhmm132 nah, these youtube channels made it far off his material. He does so much more than just these sets
@@Jeramithehuman *8 year old material.
Marques Jones true
Lenny Bruce of grocery store humor lol
Lol This was so funny
OHHH MY GOOOOD
Ayyyy Dallas. I'm there
Lookin for the lettuce bit right now!
Love me some comedic jokes.
1:23...evidently, he's talking about Hannah Gadsby here.
Even food y'all!
Sometimes I feel like Hannibal Buress sounds like a black Mitch Hedberg.
Hannibal is a trans Lenny Bruce.
@@unfalsifiable9250
I don't get it.
Ppl always say that but I never could see that comprison. Hannibal does long connected stories, with a conversational delivery. Mitch does mostly one liners with a very stilted intentionally awkward intonation
@@MerkhVision
Yeah their comedy styles are much different. I was more referring to their diction.
Both great comedians, though. Especially Mitch; I consider Mitch the king of one-liners.
@@jonathanconnor7920 watch his set again
Strong Mitch Hedberg vibes with this one
That article was worse than I could have imagined. I saw Hannibal in college and nearly died of laughter.
3:00
Actually, that was a perfect use of a semi-colon
That bit crushed
When is Hannibal going to perform in Sacamento. I could really use everything I always wanted.
Hannibal Buress has a special on Comedy Central? I’m not gonna watch it
But I got what I wanted
Awesome
I can definitely handle this. So much better than Netflix's recent string of odd memes featuring comics.
So embarrassed that I went there....lmao
Hysterical
I had to Google how to use a semicolon too. I typed "how to use..." and "a semicolon" was the top result.
Glad I'm not the only one out of everybody.
Lol
Hannibal is classic deadpan dude, he put his own twist on it.chitown stand up
A GiG i DiD!
Hannibal is on my ‘Dream Dinner Guest List.’
Truly an underrated and intelligent comedian.
AND EVEN FOOD!
If you haven't seen Hannibal arrest video watch it. It's pretty funny
Bro i live 7 min from campus lol
A Mr. Jim Gaffigan's gotta hate his take on food. The lettuce joke blew 'em away. Yay, Hannibal!!!😊
A true great. ✌️
EVEN FOOD?!!!
This guy is damm good
Gaffigan is the king of food jokes.
Town morale peaks when I come thru 🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO