When the Healer demands payment

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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2023
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  • @deerstalkerpictures
    @deerstalkerpictures  Před rokem +199

    It's the last week to pick up your very own Nixie plushie! Take her home today: www.makeship.com/products/nixie-plush

    • @lullaby218
      @lullaby218 Před rokem +4

      Excuse me I am hard of hearing. Did she get spayed just now? Wtf.

    • @firestorm5071
      @firestorm5071 Před rokem +3

      we need healer plushie as well :O

    • @md.asifandaleeb6045
      @md.asifandaleeb6045 Před rokem +3

      This felt more like documentary on the healthcare industry than a RPG mechanic.

    • @dawntraveler42
      @dawntraveler42 Před rokem +1

      @@md.asifandaleeb6045 Only if you're in America.

    • @annabellesippleydoucette7959
      @annabellesippleydoucette7959 Před rokem

      i love that you guys have that out now but i want all the characters i wont be happy if i cant also eventually have antrius evandra and any characters done in the past that you can throw at me ill buy them all

  • @fattuscattus2200
    @fattuscattus2200 Před rokem +2280

    Let’s be honest here: Vlithryn’s been wanting to do this for years

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 Před rokem +59

      She has slowly been drifting away from the good alignment. Then again, Pat doesn't seem to place that much value on alignment as most of the other party members are also lg

    • @fattuscattus2200
      @fattuscattus2200 Před rokem +51

      @@fisch37 they say they’re Lawful Good but quite frankly I don’t believe that for a second, Antrius is the most morally sound of the trio and he’s certainly not in the Good category.

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 Před rokem +24

      @@fattuscattus2200 That is true, but I'd put the DM has broken down so much he doesn't care before them lying about their character sheet to the DM.
      I'd classify Vlithryn as LE with her healthcare here.

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 Před rokem +13

      @@fattuscattus2200 Nixie is CE, I think this is clear. Evandra I'm still uncertain about. She has murderhobo qualities, which would put her into CE as well, but I dunno if that fits her other behaviour

    • @nicolovoci7265
      @nicolovoci7265 Před rokem +17

      @@fisch37 Evandra is Neutral Evil, seems like She is in money and fame( personal gain) while Antrius is Chaotic Neutral ( same as Evandra but less bloodthirsty)

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 Před rokem +795

    "Wait a minute, bards can cast healing spells, I just ask Antrius."
    "I need all my spell slots to keep my syphilis at bay."

    • @BronzeDragon133
      @BronzeDragon133 Před rokem +55

      His Syphigonorclamydrabs.

    • @nathanfivecoate5848
      @nathanfivecoate5848 Před rokem +55

      His Gono-sypha-herpe-aids

    • @TheGodlikeDragon
      @TheGodlikeDragon Před rokem +25

      Why has Antrius not gotten Greater Restoration to just get ride of the Syphilis?

    • @BronzeDragon133
      @BronzeDragon133 Před rokem +19

      @@TheGodlikeDragon Even a god would say, "Seriously, Antrius? Suffer. Just...suffer."

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Před rokem +14

      @@TheGodlikeDragon
      He keeps getting it back during his activities.

  • @IvoryOasis
    @IvoryOasis Před rokem +2826

    I see they adopted the American healthcare system for their party.

    • @Schluviel
      @Schluviel Před rokem +104

      @@fenrar36 That is the joke they wanted to make, yes.

    • @scurvofpcp
      @scurvofpcp Před rokem +135

      @@Schluviel No, this is far too functional to be American health care.

    • @Schluviel
      @Schluviel Před rokem +55

      @@scurvofpcp The joke still is, that healthcare in the US is horrible, and based on how rich you are.
      So, this is the Joke Ivory wanted to make.
      "Its worse" is not making it less of the point of the joke?
      "You are in a country with defunct healthcare"
      "NO - We're in a country with VERY defunct healthcare" wha

    • @nielsjensen4185
      @nielsjensen4185 Před rokem +22

      I have a feeling that it's only for Nixie since she's walking menace to herself.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 Před rokem +20

      At least it isn't as bad as it is in Canada.

  • @nicolovoci7265
    @nicolovoci7265 Před rokem +1385

    Seems like Vlithryn has lost compassion and empathy and embrace her darker side

    • @Bober077
      @Bober077 Před rokem +33

      Shadow priest indeed )

    • @Priestofgoddess
      @Priestofgoddess Před rokem +53

      It probably got burned away by a.... FIREBALL!

    • @Kaito57
      @Kaito57 Před rokem +38

      Honestly, she lasted longer than most people would lol

    • @TheDannyschoofs
      @TheDannyschoofs Před rokem +13

      Whilst finally earning the big bucks XD

    • @202215jaffe521
      @202215jaffe521 Před rokem +12

      Thats every healer/support life....:(

  • @LukeLenn0n
    @LukeLenn0n Před rokem +714

    The deliveries of "and I've been impaled" and especially "what's health insurance" were totally hilarious!

    • @tysonyouts5011
      @tysonyouts5011 Před rokem +20

      Delivered with that growl was the most uproarious laugh I’ve had in a very long time. The timing was perfect.

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 Před rokem +9

      0:38 and 2:24

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 Před rokem +12

      To be fair, the first time I heard what health insurance was, it works I didn't believe it at first. I live in a free public health country.

    • @mossysnail6857
      @mossysnail6857 Před rokem +4

      I've been " i m p a y l o o u d a h " Oh, yes.

    • @JCBeastie
      @JCBeastie Před 9 měsíci +3

      "I've been THPAYED!?" gets me every time :D

  • @finfan83
    @finfan83 Před rokem +234

    "Were you caught out alone where your teammates weren't able to reach you, in the middle of a fight that you alone instigated ? " Lovely and sooooo true !

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI Před rokem +872

    I didn't realize that they were adventuring here in America. This was scarily accurate for my last trip to the Emergency Room.

    • @triple7988
      @triple7988 Před rokem +49

      Pay like an american, wait like a canadian

    • @arokh72
      @arokh72 Před rokem +19

      Sadly it's going the same way here in Australia.

    • @timeforsuchaword
      @timeforsuchaword Před rokem +39

      I'm afraid that the cleric you saw is out of network.

    • @DoomsdayR3sistance
      @DoomsdayR3sistance Před rokem +14

      @@triple7988 waiting times is one thing the American Healthcare System can say it does better than Canada... the one thing.

    • @EricDaMAJ
      @EricDaMAJ Před rokem +10

      I could see this comment coming even before I saw the video. Was not disappointed.
      It *IS* cheaper in Canada. And thanks to Medically Assistance in Dying its cheaper than ever. Well, cheaper for Canada anyways. Gotta love Late Stage Progressivism.

  • @selensewar
    @selensewar Před rokem +526

    I'm so glad Vlithryn is finally doing great! Her mental health needed that :D

  • @danmccann8813
    @danmccann8813 Před rokem +49

    Ok, the Band-Aids really made this one priceless. Fountain of blood and the simple patch was worthy of Monty Python humor. 😂😂😂

    • @dawntraveler42
      @dawntraveler42 Před rokem +6

      It was only a flesh wound.

    • @danmccann8813
      @danmccann8813 Před rokem +3

      @@dawntraveler42 Perfect! Nixie's uncle Tim the Sorcerer would probably say, Just cauterize the wound, 'Fire-Ball'

  • @henrycogo3013
    @henrycogo3013 Před rokem +51

    Awww. I melted when Nixie asks "What's health insurance," just like my 5-year-old daughter after she fell off her skateboard. Loving Vlithryn's dark side.

  • @Ass4ss1n83r
    @Ass4ss1n83r Před rokem +460

    Absolutely brutal. Vlithryn deserves some recompense for all she puts up with though.

    • @bernardputersznit64
      @bernardputersznit64 Před rokem +1

      no - she represents a deity that would never - frankly she should have lost here gift after turning 'corporate'

    • @sidecharacter7165
      @sidecharacter7165 Před rokem +4

      @@bernardputersznit64 Not really. Not all deities are good and not all tolerate murderhobodom. Get hurt in a fight where you tried to kill someone and having to only pay a donation seems pretty generous if you have a goodly deity.

  • @Pluto137
    @Pluto137 Před rokem +16

    I adore this cleric and her VERY appropriate response to them
    Her question to Nixie, basically "were you being a dim murderhobo?"

  • @Eppon6
    @Eppon6 Před rokem +71

    This is a perfect example of two players showing off their WIS stat. Which is on the opposite end of the scale for each.

  • @rogerchtarponne4968
    @rogerchtarponne4968 Před rokem +37

    Nixe's vocal range start from Disney princess to death metal singer !
    I'm waiting for the next musical with antrius and evandra.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Před rokem +286

    "I've been spayed?!"
    Why of course. It's common knowledge that your party member should be spayed and neutered.

    • @BronzeDragon133
      @BronzeDragon133 Před rokem +41

      Can't have little party members meandering around.

    • @Xenphier
      @Xenphier Před rokem +3

      😂

    • @TyphinHoofbun
      @TyphinHoofbun Před rokem +49

      Vlithryn really decided "You know what? We really don't need any little Nixies running around. Let's just take care of that now." And I respect that.

    • @wubraxco4836
      @wubraxco4836 Před rokem +27

      Honestly, I just think she figured she shouldn't let her party members breed for fear of spreading their stupidity.

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 Před rokem +11

      ​@Wubraxco 😂 😭 once stupidity gets into the gene pool, it is near impossible to get out.

  • @david7522
    @david7522 Před rokem +12

    "and I've been impaled!"
    Yeah the delivery on that line alone improved the quality of my day

  • @SammywiseG
    @SammywiseG Před rokem +5

    I loved that little touch of spaying Nixie in the process. A nice little jab at people's secret desire to prevent stupid people from breeding as much as we all love Nixie. Intelligence is her dump stat after all. 🙂

  • @gaelofariandel6747
    @gaelofariandel6747 Před rokem +71

    I think her well-awarded aura/tone of of b*tchey sass filling the air is soooooo rewarding.

  • @PatrickInTheBox
    @PatrickInTheBox Před rokem +15

    “AND IVE BEEN IMPALED” killed me haha!

  • @Thelionpaladin
    @Thelionpaladin Před rokem +76

    Vlithryn’s character development is hilarious

  • @PokerJeezus
    @PokerJeezus Před rokem +74

    When Nixi's voice changes and she growls about being impaled as one of her ailments I almost needed healing

  • @pyrofrost2450
    @pyrofrost2450 Před rokem +39

    **slow clap**
    And now Vlithryn's arc is complete.

  • @gaelofariandel6747
    @gaelofariandel6747 Před rokem +41

    I love how heeding & aware DSP is about how much fans love Vlitherin.

  • @stephenwood6663
    @stephenwood6663 Před rokem +404

    I feel like Vlithryn is becoming a strong contender for 'most morally dubious party member', and that's an impressive feat in this group.

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier Před rokem +36

      I don't know...
      Given what the party has done is healing them really a good thing?
      And the money might help heal people who genuinely need that isn't morally dubious...

    • @RavenCoyote
      @RavenCoyote Před rokem +21

      I disagree... notice the reasons for not providing free healing perfectly reasonable

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před rokem +13

      Are you calling the US healthcare system morally dubious? 😜

    • @stephenwood6663
      @stephenwood6663 Před rokem +7

      @@RavenCoyote Reasons offered while sitting around not even trying to give assistance (magical or otherwise).
      I don't think Nixie is passive-aggressive enough to withhold artillery support from people who need it, but doing so would be a reasonable enough response (and given that Vlithryn has been guilty of deliberate teamkilling in the past, her comment about friendly fire sounds a bit rich).

    • @stephenwood6663
      @stephenwood6663 Před rokem +8

      @@Luredreier Or the money might be going to the Cleric's Benevolent Beer Fund, which is the funnier outcome, and therefore, in this series, the more likely one. XD

  • @Sitharos
    @Sitharos Před rokem +13

    Our cleric once said to our rogue who kept causing fights and getting into trouble, “I don’t heal stupid.” 🤣

  • @angelusdemorte3
    @angelusdemorte3 Před rokem +28

    Alessia shaking and thrusting the spear during the credits... Just made my morning!

    • @danmccann8813
      @danmccann8813 Před rokem +5

      She was just channeling her inner Atrius. 😂

  • @ArokhX
    @ArokhX Před rokem +9

    When the healer has just straight up, had enough of your shift.

  • @shibalikchakraborty5344
    @shibalikchakraborty5344 Před rokem +70

    😂😂. I can't blame Vlithryn for doing that. I mean she has been through a lot. I love that character. ❤

  • @GoombaSmasher
    @GoombaSmasher Před rokem +8

    Vlithryn BEST girl! Glad to see her getting justice!

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR Před rokem +11

    The tone of "Ive been impaled" was perfect

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 Před rokem +54

    I work in health insurance and I was laughing so hard! Nixie could also use an FSA.

    • @upinarms79
      @upinarms79 Před rokem +11

      "I work in health insurance"
      What's it like not having a soul?

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 Před rokem +5

      ​@@upinarms79give me yours and you 'll know!😈

  • @user-xr7ye3ri4j
    @user-xr7ye3ri4j Před 10 měsíci +2

    I really like the two actors who play Nixie and Vlithryn, their performances are very professional, even more than many Hollywood actors.
    Both of them deserve to be taken seriously by the show business world.

  • @ChanceDrive
    @ChanceDrive Před rokem +51

    That'll teach her not to be reckless!

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo Před rokem +12

      Do you seriously belive that? 😸

    • @ttaibe
      @ttaibe Před rokem +8

      @@kittehgo I do.. she died didn't she?
      Hum.. on second thought.. that probably didn't teach her either. It just prevents her to be reckless for a while. Not exactly the same thing.. Dang.

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo Před rokem +4

      @ttaibe This is Nixie we are talking about 😄

    • @Empty_Roar
      @Empty_Roar Před rokem +1

      Or to learn a healing spell for herself

  • @ItsAVolcano
    @ItsAVolcano Před rokem +5

    Vlithryn is so hilarious, and Nixie looks way to adorable when she's angry.😆🤣

  • @MedievalMary
    @MedievalMary Před rokem +3

    I have never approved of a skit so much in my life! I love our Cleric's journey from lawful good to lawful neutral!

  • @PhoutianPhill
    @PhoutianPhill Před rokem +16

    Hopefully these characters will cameo in the next D&D film.

  • @kedar52
    @kedar52 Před rokem +12

    love cleric episodes, she's been to polite for them

  • @MagicFoe88
    @MagicFoe88 Před rokem +94

    Our health system at its finest. You guys nailed it!

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před rokem +81

    As someone who works in healthcare, this is still less evil than what we have in America. Vlithyrin actually answered the phone 🤣

    • @tempslip
      @tempslip Před 10 měsíci

      That was an AI generated Vlithyrin.

  • @ericgonzalez934
    @ericgonzalez934 Před rokem +7

    She's just only starting her arc of revenge

  • @andronnai
    @andronnai Před rokem +6

    Vlithryn episodes are the best episodes!

  • @almudenav6163
    @almudenav6163 Před rokem +7

    And this is why, PUBLIC HEALTHCARE is so important xD

  • @modelrailwaybackshop
    @modelrailwaybackshop Před 8 měsíci +2

    I still think it's hilarious that Soylentcosplay is in this series!!! I love her cosplay and Now I love her acting too!!!

  • @anoninunen
    @anoninunen Před rokem +2

    1:35 - Oh, Nixie's saying 'What queue?"
    Because it sounds like she's saying what she's thinking...

  • @ella6547
    @ella6547 Před rokem +13

    You know this isn't 5th edition because then they'd be fully healed after a long rest

    • @Kahadi
      @Kahadi Před rokem +6

      Only if they live that long

  • @marconicolini386
    @marconicolini386 Před rokem +9

    Surprisingly, Nixie did not try to burn the bill; but I wonder if Vythrin worships a god of wealth and avarice 😂

  • @HedgieDaUmbrehog
    @HedgieDaUmbrehog Před rokem +20

    Nixie explaining her symptoms made me spit out my drink laughing. That voice 😂

  • @robinderoos1166
    @robinderoos1166 Před rokem +4

    Anyone surprised Nixie got free impalement? It must be an anouncement for their next character: Vlad!

  • @THEMrFill
    @THEMrFill Před rokem +18

    The "and I've been IMPALED" from Nixie is EVERYTHING 😂😂😂

  • @lowrider993
    @lowrider993 Před rokem +3

    They brought back the spay joke, lol

  • @fanaticbogey
    @fanaticbogey Před rokem +14

    Make her a regular!!!! Please!!!! I love her!!!!

  • @boilerfan18
    @boilerfan18 Před rokem +7

    Can you blame her? All the healing you have to do running around with Nixie would get expensive.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Před rokem +3

    So, how did you guys hire my doctor for this video?

  • @dianaquill9969
    @dianaquill9969 Před rokem +4

    This is the best and absolutely needed to happen for her to retain her sanity.

  • @trippsmythoftheaurigancoal8155

    Vlithryn is perfect.

  • @Ichithix
    @Ichithix Před rokem +88

    I didn't know the cleric was American.

    • @Locke99GS
      @Locke99GS Před rokem +6

      If the cleric was an American she would have provided emergency healthcare immediately, then worried about non-required payment later.
      You know, like how the law mandates emergency healthcare be handled in America.

    • @Alex-cq1zr
      @Alex-cq1zr Před rokem +4

      ​@@Locke99GS so, american insurance seller without government regulation

    • @upinarms79
      @upinarms79 Před rokem +7

      @@Locke99GS "non-required" lol no. Payment is still required after treatment and if you don't pay, most providers will go after you legally until they either get it in full or you set up a payment program. You can refuse to pay but if you don't ,you'll end up having your wages garnished and you'd better hope you never need to buy something like a house or a car because it will also ruin your credit.

    • @Locke99GS
      @Locke99GS Před rokem +1

      @@upinarms79 The law is called the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act of 1989 (EMTALA). You can Google it. In short, emergency care must be provided regardless of ability to pay.

    • @unicorescannacorner6999
      @unicorescannacorner6999 Před rokem +1

      Laugh’s in German 😂

  • @joseangelrodriguezpolanco634

    Thank you for making more episodes with the cleric! She is my favorite character, the actress is great! 😊

  • @Lolbitdrangonmaster
    @Lolbitdrangonmaster Před 4 měsíci +2

    Nixie: And I thought Healthcare was supposed to be free...
    Me: Sorry, only in pokemon centers.

  • @CapitalCitySol
    @CapitalCitySol Před rokem +1

    “A little bit of an itchy throat and I’VE BEEN IMPALED”

  • @ajelsanchez9151
    @ajelsanchez9151 Před rokem +7

    Best revenge story I've seen after they take her granted in her previous seasons so for what it's worth to me personally 😅so peace guys ✌️

  • @EvelynnWinters2000
    @EvelynnWinters2000 Před rokem +82

    Alternate title: When the Cleric is American

    • @velveteenv76
      @velveteenv76 Před rokem +5

      We have a saying over, "You can't put a price on life, but all I know is I cant afford it".

    • @thejanssen6030
      @thejanssen6030 Před rokem +3

      If the American system charged more for stupidity, a lot of the issues with the system would be resolved

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose Před rokem +2

      @@thejanssen6030 Depends. Florida would make bank, but other states would probably adopt ableist and classist policies to define “stupid” and might include things like not having preventative check ups marked as stupid, even if the reason is because someone can’t afford preventative care.

    • @mossysnail6857
      @mossysnail6857 Před rokem

      Clerican! whoaah.

    • @orionantares
      @orionantares Před rokem +2

      @@thejanssen6030 They started doing that in the 30s and 40s but the stupid got control again and put a stop to that.

  • @noyou9379
    @noyou9379 Před rokem +5

    This is exactly how all clerics feel when the group just wants nothing but heals.

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 Před rokem +3

    1:55 To show you the power of flextape, I impaled this Tiefling.

  • @andreychaginskiy9017
    @andreychaginskiy9017 Před rokem +12

    And here's the tutorial on how one should RP the cleric of God of Wealth 😂

  • @alexotlthegreat4450
    @alexotlthegreat4450 Před rokem +7

    I’m just writing this into my character notebook knowing dam well that I’m always gonna be a DM

  • @sammiller6631
    @sammiller6631 Před rokem +1

    The little X bandage was adorable. LOL

  • @mudd6547
    @mudd6547 Před rokem +2

    How could I possibly resist the Nixie plushie, I've been in love with her since the very beginning, I new I couldn't live without her and now I don't have to. Fireball!!

  • @Jeremycook_
    @Jeremycook_ Před rokem +46

    I'm in the states and this feels like a personal attack.. made with a +5 sword of right on the nose

    • @snake608
      @snake608 Před rokem

      Careful or you'll have to see a doctor for that.

  • @shelbyKiraM
    @shelbyKiraM Před rokem +11

    _"And here I thought healthcare was supposed to be free"_ Me too, Nixie, me too!!

    • @michaelpaliden6660
      @michaelpaliden6660 Před rokem

      Why

    • @sidecharacter7165
      @sidecharacter7165 Před rokem +1

      In this world healing magic exists at supposedly no cost to the healer and they are party members I would guess. Although cults need $ and spell slots are limited so there do need to be limiting factors.
      How civilization advanced scientifically would make no sense for other medicines though mostly. Potions and healing spells would prevent the need for that growth. How civilization formed in itself is a question as Druid magic gives you food, heals you, cures disease, makes shelter, and can protect you.

    • @shelbyKiraM
      @shelbyKiraM Před rokem

      @@michaelpaliden6660 because Crapitalism

  • @Hrip80
    @Hrip80 Před rokem +1

    God! I love Vlithryn. She is the best

  • @motagrad2836
    @motagrad2836 Před rokem

    I pulled this of a bit differently back when I worked at Kenzer & Company. Steve Johansson tried to get back at me by writing the KODT strip Healer Dealer. A temporary cleric character asked for either payment per spell or at least a retainer fee to move the character to the top of the queue

  • @Bears11422
    @Bears11422 Před rokem +4

    I love how you took today problems and brought it to to a fantasy world!

  • @nightflame69
    @nightflame69 Před rokem +5

    I have a feeling that the cleric has wanted to do this for a while 😂

  • @dajansineoni7678
    @dajansineoni7678 Před rokem +1

    Great episode...and Nixie is stil the cutest tiefling around...but I loved to see Vlithryn's development...;-)

  • @MurakamiTenshi
    @MurakamiTenshi Před rokem +1

    I love Vithryn, she is what every healer in the party turns out to be lol

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 Před rokem +18

    Military Medics be like: "I can help😂."

  • @LyTeck
    @LyTeck Před rokem +7

    I would have just used fireball on the cleric after the heal

    • @sammiller6631
      @sammiller6631 Před rokem +6

      If you used fireball on the cleric after the heal, expect a world of pain like the antimagic dwarf got in a prevous video

    • @Kahadi
      @Kahadi Před rokem +1

      Then the next spear kills you anyway.

  • @reidzalewski4563
    @reidzalewski4563 Před rokem +1

    "I've been spayed!"
    I'm fucking dying.

  • @cttcjim5353
    @cttcjim5353 Před rokem +1

    reminds me of Quark in the offices on Ferenginar dropping slips in the tip box

  • @Cervando
    @Cervando Před rokem +4

    Nixie should have cauterized her wound with a FIREBALL 🔥

  • @onomatopunic1710
    @onomatopunic1710 Před rokem +7

    My husband had a cleric that had a rate card! 😂 also, great commentary on the state of AU healthcare!

    • @glenecollins
      @glenecollins Před rokem +2

      Do you have private health insurance? On Medicare having a spear through your stomach would get you seen immediately (otherwise the cleaners would go on strike)

    • @onomatopunic1710
      @onomatopunic1710 Před rokem

      Both!

    • @glenecollins
      @glenecollins Před rokem

      @@onomatopunic1710 it can be pretty hard to get Medicare to pay for stuff if you have health insurance even if it is something health insurance Doesn’t cover.

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před rokem +1

      Don't get me started. Seeing a GP is starting to get...interesting in ways I don't like.

  • @tremor3258
    @tremor3258 Před rokem +2

    Vlithryn has been getting ready for this for a while

  • @urborg74
    @urborg74 Před rokem +1

    That Wilhelm Scream, fricking love it!

  • @lagartopunkarra
    @lagartopunkarra Před rokem +3

    When the healer is from *'MURICA!*

  • @EternalDreadLord
    @EternalDreadLord Před rokem +3

    You've reached the Vlithryn hotline. Please donate coin for divine healing.

  • @sol20051
    @sol20051 Před rokem +1

    Healer has wanted to do that for seasons.

  • @corybaldwin1168
    @corybaldwin1168 Před rokem

    By far and away my favourite ancillary and/or recurring character.

  • @zombra2836
    @zombra2836 Před rokem +7

    "Toss a coin to your Healer!"
    This is why I'm a healer... I literally can pick who lives or who dies. Word of advice, never take your healers for granted... you never know when you could have an itchy throat or IMPALED! Vlithryn's and I are the same emotional state... every... single... time. #VlithrynMood

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 Před rokem +1

      or when you need a thiefling spayed

    • @zombra2836
      @zombra2836 Před rokem

      @@aurumvale9908 or when they stand in fireball!

  • @mercedogre
    @mercedogre Před rokem +33

    i tried to play a cleric like this once, a legitimate role play type, but the rest of players bitched and moaned till i just switched characters then we had no healer

    • @slimmccoy8863
      @slimmccoy8863 Před rokem +9

      in an L5R game I was in, one of the party members was crying for magical healing for every minor injury. The Shugenja (cleric/magic user) made the roll, but intentionally failed.
      "I'm sorry, the kami are not answering my prayers today."

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Před rokem

      Better no healer than to be healer by an Oil muncher.

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 Před 10 měsíci

      Not a surprise, having a cleric like that would get super annoying real quick. It's in the realm of a rogue stealing from other players because THaT'S whAT My chAracter wOULd dO.

  • @can-i-go-now
    @can-i-go-now Před rokem +1

    Oh silly Nixie, nothing is ever free! Lol

  • @acedaggie15
    @acedaggie15 Před rokem +1

    Man, I'm so glad there's nowhere in the real world like this!

  • @vetrous
    @vetrous Před rokem +9

    i said it once and i am going to say it again:
    Vlithryn... best character of the series!

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop Před rokem +13

    a lovely example of a certain health care system.

  • @carolynwilliams5918
    @carolynwilliams5918 Před rokem +2

    Ah yes. What every single healer wishes they COULD do.

  • @Juicenessify
    @Juicenessify Před rokem +1

    This was down right hilarious. Props to who ever wrote this (and the blue and red chicks).

  • @user-en7qm9xz3v
    @user-en7qm9xz3v Před rokem +37

    Each appearance of Vlithryn and Nixie in the same frame is a gift in itself. But if it were in Russia, then the priest would treat for free. BUT, there will always be a person who climbs ahead of the line with the phrase "Oh, yes, I just ask" P.S.Thank you for the video, special thanks to the person who writes the subtitles =)

  • @Blueblue__
    @Blueblue__ Před rokem +33

    Is Vlitheryn going to start speaking in an American accent now? Oh mah golly 🏈

    • @lancer2204
      @lancer2204 Před rokem +9

      It was necessary to fit the role and scenario 😂

    • @Locke99GS
      @Locke99GS Před rokem +1

      Fantasy show, fantasy American experience. Sure, why not make up crap about the American healthcare system and continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes about it. Hating on America is the latest trend.

    • @TheDragonWhimsy
      @TheDragonWhimsy Před rokem

      @@Locke99GS Wanting Americans to have proper health care isn't "hating America." Being perfectly happy to see Americans dying or going bankrupt because of health emergencies actually IS hating America.
      Look in the mirror. You are not the patriotic one here. Maybe you should spend less time hugging a flag and more time loving your fellow citizens.

    • @Blueblue__
      @Blueblue__ Před rokem +1

      @@Locke99GS It could be worse. They could have bound Nixie's undying soul into an amulet for all time until she promises to pay up. There's probably a metaphor in there about bankruptcy limitations in there, but they're just poking gentle fun ☺

  • @CthulhuTheory
    @CthulhuTheory Před rokem +1

    Nixie is love, Nixie is life! ♥

  • @arcangelus6008
    @arcangelus6008 Před rokem

    Lol oh my gosh this should be super accurate the Healers deserve more love we have the right for payment 🤣 you just made my day came up my recommendation I was not disappointed