Youp van 't Hek - Rijbewijs/Drivers License (English subs)

Youp van 't Hek is a Dutch comedian who lost his drivers licence in '05 because of speeding. He drove his car at a speed of 128 km/h (79,5 mi/h) on a road in Vlissingen, The Netherlands, where a maximum speed of 70 km/h (43,5 mi/h) was allowed. Since it wasn't the first time he got busted speeding, a judge revoked his drivers license for four months, and fined him € 460.
A witty man in the audience confronted Youp with this during a show in Groningen when the audience was asked to name something that the comedian didn't have. Youp was caught off-guard by this initially, but in Youp's own unique style, he gave the man some payback right after the break of the show.
The language spoken in this clip is Dutch, and this is my first effort to translate and subtitle this very funny clip from his show "Prachtige Paprika's". I do not own any copyrights. The sole purpose of this upload is to let other people from outside The Netherlands enjoy this clip.

[@HighlyCombustibleReacts]

OMG! I thought you were lying when you said you didn't get any comments! Well, here I am. A comment and a subscribe :) Much love for your time and effort in translating this. I definitely appreciate it!

[@justindemoor6799]

Thank you very much! This encourages me to try translating another video! The only thing I need now is some inspiration! If it is standup comedy that you are into, I think I have the perfect video to translate.

[@SiCDisaster]

Super dat je dit vertaald heb, nu kan ik het ook met mijn vriendin delen haha.

[@Rozemarijn97]

WAUW 👌