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  • čas přidán 16. 08. 2021
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  • @TheClick
    @TheClick  Před 2 lety +3156

    at roughly 16:00, ofc they meant the person Tesla.
    Still bonkers tho.

  • @nikk-named
    @nikk-named Před 2 lety +882

    To the dude saying that "A female orgasm is a myth"
    just because you have never seen one doesn't mean it doesn't exist...

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 Před 2 lety +82

      ... His brain would probably combust if somebody told him women also masturbate

    • @clownofwar
      @clownofwar Před 2 lety +52

      Destruction level lv 100

    • @Kassilphe
      @Kassilphe Před 2 lety +26

      Savage... I love it!

    • @lokicooper4690
      @lokicooper4690 Před 2 lety +78

      The guy should have been embarrassed to write that. Tell me you have never satisfied a woman without telling my you've never satisfied a woman.

    • @christineirving4491pluviophile
      @christineirving4491pluviophile Před 2 lety +37

      Here speaks a man destined for a close and personal relationship with his hand.

  • @KellingtonDorkswafer
    @KellingtonDorkswafer Před 2 lety +953

    I hate it when they try to control my Brians. THEY'RE MY BRIANS GOVERNMENT. YOU CAN ONLY TAKE THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
    *Aggressively defends my Brians*

    • @RyanFordFJB
      @RyanFordFJB Před 2 lety +88

      As a fellow Brian I feel safe now to know us Brian's will be defended lol

    • @SailorYuki
      @SailorYuki Před 2 lety +18

      Free Bwian!

    • @TheDemonOfSemen
      @TheDemonOfSemen Před 2 lety +71

      @@RyanFordFJB Don't worry Brian, the committee of Brian defense will protect you and your comrades, rest easy my friend.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 Před 2 lety +21

      @@RyanFordFJB sorry Brian it’s just my job

    • @hope8522
      @hope8522 Před 2 lety +23

      Brian rights!

  • @mercurious5053
    @mercurious5053 Před 2 lety +239

    "female orgasm is a myth" is just another way of saying "don't waste time on me". Wish more men would be this up front.💚

  • @gaolen
    @gaolen Před 2 lety +140

    if electricity isnt real, id like a formal apology from the bedsheets in the hotel i work in for giving me an electric shock at least once a day during winter

    • @codename495
      @codename495 Před 2 lety +7

      I would like an explanation from the AED machines people use to restart a-fib hearts… dude.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Před 2 lety +8

      To be fair, if electricity weren’t real defibrillation is no different than resurrection, which is pretty cool in a storytelling sense.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Před 11 měsíci

      Idk if this'll help, but it works for static-y clothes: Run a wire hanger over them...at your own risk of course...I'm not serving orders here or anything.
      I mean, I've had baskets of laundry so static-y I was afraid to touch them again & basically briefly beat them with a hanger lol
      Worth a try? Totally up to you.
      Also, I'd love video of that apology. Just saying. Hope you get it.

    • @DestinyKiller
      @DestinyKiller Před 8 měsíci +2

      This may be a long story but...
      I was getting electric shocks all day (dry in the spring here). I got another off of my shopping cart and it was the last straw so I said if I got one more shock I was going home.
      I picked up a freaking ONION and got shocked
      Edited to add: this happened more than 15 years ago and I'm still bitter about it

    • @gaolen
      @gaolen Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@DestinyKiller id be bitter till i die, thats completely valid if you ask me. an onion!?

  • @SamgirlSpeaks
    @SamgirlSpeaks Před 2 lety +2776

    "Hospital would be all full."
    The silent, judgmental rage in Click's glare, holy hell. My sentiments exactly.

    • @44WarmocK77
      @44WarmocK77 Před 2 lety +80

      Mine as well. Had it at the beginning of April (my whole family had it, my father still in rehab).

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Před 2 lety +102

      They want to see bodies piled up like the black plague times in the corridors

    • @aceinspace4340
      @aceinspace4340 Před 2 lety +62

      @@44WarmocK77 Hope your father gets better soon! Both of my parents got it, but luckily only had minor symptoms (Though my mom didn't get her sense of smell back for months)

    • @alitaniak7404
      @alitaniak7404 Před 2 lety +60

      Every hospital in my city is currently full and on diversion for new admits! And about 25% of our patients are known covid+, under investigation, or in recovery quarantine! It's great! :D /s
      (I'm a healthcare worker in a deeply anti-Covid vaccine state end meeeee)

    • @branzyspotions
      @branzyspotions Před 2 lety +37

      @@alitaniak7404 Damn, I feel bad for all doctors / people trying to help the sick not die but the sick are just denying the virus and or are not wanting the vaccine.

  • @razzy8268
    @razzy8268 Před 2 lety +1482

    Karen :"Jesus was not vaccinated"
    Me rn: a rusty nail still ruined his day

    • @cinnamon4ada7
      @cinnamon4ada7 Před 2 lety +65

      I don’t think it was only the rusty nail

    • @YourGayOverlord
      @YourGayOverlord Před 2 lety +79

      damn, I nearly spit out my tea laughing at this one

    • @razzy8268
      @razzy8268 Před 2 lety +40

      @@YourGayOverlord i put down me tea to type it what tea u drinking

    • @YourGayOverlord
      @YourGayOverlord Před 2 lety +47

      @@razzy8268 Unfortunately just boring English breakfast, but I don't mind it, tastes nice anyway. You?

    • @dumbcomputer235
      @dumbcomputer235 Před 2 lety +37

      @@cinnamon4ada7 yeah the spiky crown thing he wore probably helped a bit aswell

  • @kitkatpita6703
    @kitkatpita6703 Před rokem +21

    The *GLARE* that he gave the camera when he read “The hospitals would be full” was my exact reaction, HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT ALL OVER THE NEWS??? IS YOU ARE HAVE THE BINDNESS????

  • @deadlockraven1849
    @deadlockraven1849 Před rokem +27

    They've gotten to a point where these conspiracies are more convoluted and complicated than the actual science.

  • @annataylor9506
    @annataylor9506 Před 2 lety +2011

    As a Christian it kind of boggles my mind how so many people think its godly to reject science. If God created everything, then that means he created the scientific laws in place.

    • @l_sparks
      @l_sparks Před 2 lety +227

      Finally! A Christian that doesn't reject science!

    • @ugwuanyicollins6136
      @ugwuanyicollins6136 Před 2 lety +66

      I will give you a pass for now.
      and also the natural laws are descriptive not prescriptive.

    • @lunaticbz3594
      @lunaticbz3594 Před 2 lety +138

      I'm not really a Christian anymore, but when I was I didn't have any issue with science. If anything learning how vast, and amazing, and how much revelation there is in the Universe just really shows how great of a God, God is.
      The Church I belonged to didn't put emphasis on the old testament, I just always thought of stories like Noah's ark, honestly all of Genesis as figurative stories.
      It honestly scared me when I first learned that people took those stories literally.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 Před 2 lety +72

      tbh those people would use the same shitty arguments they used to descriminate and torment LGBT+ people "It's a test of faith, that it you believe in satan's charm or will u return to god"

    • @jaimicottrill2831
      @jaimicottrill2831 Před 2 lety +27

      Maybe it’s because science proves that a lot of stuff in the Bible is horse doodie and to believe in a god means you have to turn off the rational parts of your brain. That’s why it’s called Blind faith. This is not every Religious person as you seem rational, but since you wondered why so many reject science, this could be a reason.

  • @aminafrazier5963
    @aminafrazier5963 Před 2 lety +535

    “Germs aren’t real because it’s germ theory not germ fact 🤪” By that logic, the existence of music theory implies that music isn’t real.

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 Před 2 lety +48

      “How can music be real if our ears aren’t real?”
      Some Chinese dude, The Art of War

    • @z.t.w.7440
      @z.t.w.7440 Před 2 lety +41

      Then, like Click said, gravity isn't real either.
      I dunno, ever since Facebook came out, my lunches seem to be floating around more...

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 Před 2 lety +7

      @@z.t.w.7440 WTF man, are you in Australia?

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 Před 2 lety +22

      @@GOFFBITZH666 Well, if he's in Australia he BETTER believe in gravity! If you stop believing for only a moment you will fly towards space at a constant speed caused by the centrifugal force of being on a rotating surface.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 Před 2 lety +8

      @@gazz3867 oh but remember how earth is flat and Australia doesn't exist?

  • @simplygc1182
    @simplygc1182 Před 2 lety +97

    A open personal thank you .
    I'm a 16 years old immune compromised who has spent the last 2 years locked in home only going out for doctors appointments,not the routine ones only the absolute nessesery ,and even on those visits it was a struggle to make sure me or my father who's diabetic(he takes care of me) didn't got anything ,It always puzzled me how some people just won't get the vaccine,i finally got well enough to get my second shot this month and I have to say that I teared up a bit.
    So here my thanks to everyone who's protecting themselves and others,it really does make a difference.
    I'm both sorry for any mistakes, English is not my first language,and for the long text.
    I love your videos and how you make light of such a situation it never fails on putting a smile on my or my dad's face.
    And also to all and any Karen's that might read this ...why are u like this?just why?

    • @simplygc1182
      @simplygc1182 Před 2 lety +15

      Oh and also
      I'm proud to say that I'll be able to attend my last year of high school in an actual school:3
      Again thanks for vaccinating,wearing yr masks and just being safe and awesome!

    • @akitokutikabanae7010
      @akitokutikabanae7010 Před rokem +4

      @@simplygc1182 I hope you're going well and live happily, you and your dad 💜

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I have a very, Very dear friend who has not been able to leave her apartment for years aside from rare doctor visits (& another situation I won't get into). It was super hard to not see her @ all during the worst of Covid & bc of where I live, finances, etc, I couldn't do Skype or Zoom or that sort of thing, only phone calls...which to this day are fraught with technical difficulties. When I DID get to see her after the worst was over, we stayed 6' apart, wore masks, & took all precautions (in her apartment ofc.).
      I say this to emphasize my familiarity with your situation.
      Congratulations on all of your achievements & on having a parent who can & does care for you. Kudos to you both & I hope things have vastly improved for you.
      You're awesome. Caren'ts suck. (I know a Karin & there are many lovely people named Karen so I don't like using that.) They have SERIOUS issues. Our society & educational system both need to do MUCH Better.

  • @thenagito
    @thenagito Před rokem +15

    9:05
    Honestly this just looks like the creators said, "Start rumors about introverts being secret werewolves, but don't make it obvious."

  • @igordoche
    @igordoche Před 2 lety +458

    As a french, I have to tell the truth: The statue of liberty was not a gift from the freemasons, or a way to worship Lucifer, but an attempt to secretly invade the USA. The crew who transported it were spies who were supposed to act undercover as builders to collect intel. Unfortunately, the french postal service being on strike, the final orders were never delivered to the spies who didn't know what to do once the statue was reassembled. So they decided to wait new orders, and meanwhile, improvised by becoming tour guides. The actual tour guides are their descendants, still waiting for these orders.

  • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
    @thesewinggeekmiri9029 Před 2 lety +541

    "sCiEntiSts aRe wOrKing tO pRovE tHaT eLecTriCitY eXisTs"
    *me, scooting across the carpet in socks, then inching forward to touch my mom's shoulder*
    (Vision meme) Maybe I *am* a scientist...

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney Před 2 lety +40

      Them: *DaRk MaGiC!*

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Před 2 lety +19

      As a mom, I felt that!

    • @juanausensi499
      @juanausensi499 Před 2 lety +20

      That post is an interesting window on fundamentalist minds:
      a) they have no idea of what electricity is, because the bible doesn't mention it
      b) they don't believe scientist know what electricity is, because that would mean the scientists can know more than they in some areas
      Conclussion (of the fundy mind): Scientists (all of them) lie about electricity, it is a mistery and always will be.

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains Před 2 lety +17

      Actually, yes.
      That is you deriving information directly through testing.
      To be even more of a scientist, repeat it with different parts of your body, different materials, and for different amounts of time.
      Children make me happy because they are some of the most curious entities I've met, and helping them learn how to learn things themselves and derive information is fun.

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 Před 2 lety +9

      @@WinterPains Actually...
      To be a PROPER Scientist, one needs to record the results. Otherwise, we're just screwing around.
      Unless we're teaching. Like, a younger sibling to do it, and timing her to zap your brother just as he raises a soda...

  • @kaylaa2204
    @kaylaa2204 Před 2 lety +26

    "This isn't a Skyrim puzzle game"
    Now that is really interesting, because Skyrim lore that the game just straight up tells you states that those puzzles that give you the answer, they aren't meant to keep people out. They're meant to keep the Draugr in. They don't need to be difficult for that reason, just difficult enough for a draugr to be unable to figure out

  • @kitbash475
    @kitbash475 Před 2 lety +16

    “Fear weakens the kidneys”
    There we go boys, The Doctor gets scared when he regenerates

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie Před 2 lety +202

    “Hello there, Kim”
    Kim Jong Un: *gasp* “how did he know I was his biggest fan”

    • @Coalgers
      @Coalgers Před 2 lety +9

      Plot twist: click is North Korean and Kim Jong Un let him film

    • @SharkfightersSH
      @SharkfightersSH Před 2 lety +5

      Quiet literally, if you are going by bodymass....

    • @phyrcyde7634
      @phyrcyde7634 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SharkfightersSH lol

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 Před 2 lety

      @@SharkfightersSH lol no

  • @kenkamithetiger
    @kenkamithetiger Před 2 lety +911

    Then: Click loosing his sanity over cursed memes
    Now: Click loosing his sanity over pseudo science

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 Před 2 lety +20

      well its better than loosing his sanity at cursed things

    • @frikimanhd4087
      @frikimanhd4087 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Techy404 i agree with this gentleman

    • @enderostrich7507
      @enderostrich7507 Před 2 lety +4

      LOSING*

    • @guruthemaster4516
      @guruthemaster4516 Před 2 lety +4

      @@enderostrich7507 Not how The Click pronounces it

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před 2 lety +5

      Pseudo science? you mean moronic crackpot conspiracy theories (yes I know the word pseudo means fake)

  • @melancolielupine2023
    @melancolielupine2023 Před 2 lety +16

    The one talking about ''menstruations disease'' made me roll my eyes. Like, pooping is nasty too, maybe you should see your doctor if your body is expelling poo from your anus on a regular basis ? It MUST be a disease, because it's so nasty 🙄

  • @ashleyn.9166
    @ashleyn.9166 Před rokem +10

    I love how Click just jams right through English words. Even as a native speaker I can acknowledge it's a hodge podge mess of a language.

  • @projektlapis5172
    @projektlapis5172 Před 2 lety +401

    "Why do women need Gynos? They just want attention, their vaginas can't have so many problems unless they sleep around lmao"
    Me, a woman with crippling endometriosis: *H u h*

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 Před 2 lety +12

      I love my partner's va-jay-jay. *Tasty!*

    • @MysteryGeek2006
      @MysteryGeek2006 Před 2 lety +19

      @@amanofmanyparts9120 r/cursedcomment

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 Před 2 lety +17

      Me, a transman that still has a vajayjay: wut?

    • @NopurposeRai
      @NopurposeRai Před 2 lety +4

      @@rosenrot234 Me here! And what about trans women? hmmm?

    • @orbitalchaos8049
      @orbitalchaos8049 Před 2 lety +16

      Is no one gonna talk about pregnant women and gynecologists? 😂😂😂

  • @44WarmocK77
    @44WarmocK77 Před 2 lety +474

    How to get kids to do their homework and be good at school:
    Tell them if they don't learn, they'll later be mocked on Reddit be everyone else.

    • @wahnderer1542
      @wahnderer1542 Před 2 lety +3

      found the redditor

    • @julkap4190
      @julkap4190 Před 2 lety +7

      I said something very similar to my students while I was still math-physics teacher :D :D :D

    • @sarahdysart2832
      @sarahdysart2832 Před rokem

      :D I can become a meme??? At least then I will have achieved something!!!

  • @TeamVampireHunterD
    @TeamVampireHunterD Před 2 lety +9

    "Hospitals would be all full!"
    *Click burning holes into the halfwit that typed that with all the fires of hell*
    As a nursing student, MOOD.

  • @BlackEpyon
    @BlackEpyon Před 2 lety +13

    I really appreciate that you're scientifically literate, and not just reacting to these pseudosciences out of ignorance or spite.

  • @thepriestpucci4988
    @thepriestpucci4988 Před 2 lety +469

    "Anger weakens the Liver"
    Every Sith Lord in existence: "pain"

    • @z.t.w.7440
      @z.t.w.7440 Před 2 lety +26

      Anger and alcoholism going hand in hand once again!

    • @MonsieurLizard
      @MonsieurLizard Před 2 lety +23

      Sith Lord: Drinks 1 achoholic drink
      Their Liver: I die.
      Sith Lord: (Dies from alcohol poisoning)

    • @NPC-nn4qe
      @NPC-nn4qe Před 2 lety +6

      SSsooooo... the Force acts like alcohol when you turn to the Dark Side?

    • @4cps777
      @4cps777 Před 2 lety +12

      @@NPC-nn4qe Actually true. Strong force users have their body destroyed by the Dark Side of the Force until only the Force (aka their anger and hatred) keeps them alive. That's why older Sith lords often times look so weir. Dath Sidious is a good example for that. The Dark Side of the Force destroyed his face so that he had to use a Force mask to hide it but the mask was destroyed in his battle with Mace.
      13 y/o me used to watch a lot of Star Wars lore videos xd

    • @unyu-cyberstorm64
      @unyu-cyberstorm64 Před 2 lety +2

      Nice one

  • @beatrizsoares4948
    @beatrizsoares4948 Před 2 lety +388

    Flatearthers: water always finds its level, it would fall off of a ball
    Also flatearthers: water mountains
    Us: *visible confusion*

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney Před 2 lety +41

      "We can't prove it so we'll just confuse you."

    • @nordic24
      @nordic24 Před 2 lety +3

      @@etsybarney ohhhhhhhh, thats ummmmm. I really want to know who said that hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Před 2 lety +10

      I mean, flerfers don't even have a way to explain the days and the seasons of the southern hemisphere within the same model, soo xD

    • @delightfulhormones
      @delightfulhormones Před 2 lety +11

      "Water mountains" ...Susan, that's a wave. The ships 'disappear' because it goes past the horizon. tf

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 Před 2 lety +5

      Great minds and all that... That was exactly my first thought. Water is seeking it’s own level into mountains now. Brilliant.

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat Před 2 lety +8

    20:55 "people you actually know would be dead." in four days it will be the four month anniversary of my grandpa dying due to covid. please, please, _please_ get your vaccine

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Před 2 lety +13

    Fun fact.
    "Physics" is the old greek for "knowledge of natur." (Natur in this case meaning everything in the universe)
    Biology is the old greek word for "study of life."
    Geography is the old greek word for "study of the earth"
    Chemistry is the old greek word for "study of things that are cast/mixed together".
    Etc.
    And those names are used not for fun.
    But for accuracy!

  • @BleachedBlackSocks
    @BleachedBlackSocks Před 2 lety +264

    "Chronic Horniness is a symptom of constipation"
    I call bullshit.
    I am not constipated.

    • @christianmartinez3587
      @christianmartinez3587 Před 2 lety +13

      Oh......... I thought i was the only one

    • @tamiromero6987
      @tamiromero6987 Před 2 lety +15

      Me who is constipated: f*

    • @BleachedBlackSocks
      @BleachedBlackSocks Před 2 lety +12

      @@christianmartinez3587 well I mean... hormones and shit... its actually a problem for me. I'm hoping it will pass in a few year but atm, when I ovulate.... my mind stops working

    • @luzelenaserrano1236
      @luzelenaserrano1236 Před 2 lety +2

      YEAH BOIIIII

    • @mirandagropen9761
      @mirandagropen9761 Před 2 lety +5

      Just because condition a (chronic horniness) can be a symptom of condition b (constipation) doesn’t mean that condition a can only be caused by condition b.

  • @tamiromero6987
    @tamiromero6987 Před 2 lety +472

    "Ball earthists are all over the globe!"
    They went rollin down in the deep

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney Před 2 lety +30

      They admit they live on a globe? Yet state the globe does not exist? Ah yes, logik.

    • @genesisofthebetween
      @genesisofthebetween Před 2 lety +5

      @@etsybarney Logan is questioning humanity right now lol

    • @Zanecore
      @Zanecore Před 2 lety +4

      @@genesisofthebetween Logan believes flat earthers brains are…….infinitesimal..✨

    • @TinyHyena1967
      @TinyHyena1967 Před 2 lety

      I wish I could remember the name of the group, but there's a flat earth group out there that, in the description on their homepage, says, "we have members all over the globe."

    • @NotNochos
      @NotNochos Před rokem

      In Plague Inc. there is a message saying: “Flat Earth cult claims to have members across the globe”

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Před 2 lety +12

    3:36 The Statue of Liberty was based on the Roman goddess Libertas, the goddess of liberty. The statue was originally a gift to the Egyptians, but they didn't want it.

  • @dany_fg
    @dany_fg Před 2 lety +10

    8:49
    As an introvert I feel both offended and understood

  • @reedmarkowitz
    @reedmarkowitz Před 2 lety +194

    When asked why they don't make stronger bear-proof containers on campsites, a park ranger said there is "significant overlap" between the smartest bears and dumbest humans"

    • @uomodibassamorale
      @uomodibassamorale Před 2 lety +20

      this got straight on my list of "favourite statements" (if you have more precise sources I'll like to know the author)

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Před 2 lety +9

      @@uomodibassamorale just look up that last bit, there's plenty of sites talking about it... One thread in r/BrandNewSentence said it's from a Yosemite ranger.

    • @uomodibassamorale
      @uomodibassamorale Před 2 lety +6

      ​@@irrelevant_noob thanks!

    • @melancolielupine2023
      @melancolielupine2023 Před 2 lety +5

      I love this. But I don't understand- did he imply that stronger containers would discourage dumber humans as well as bears ? But... isn't it better to have stronger containers no matter what ? Because with weaker ones, both dumb and smart bears could open it. I'm confused lol

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 Před 2 lety +7

      @@melancolielupine2023 Containers that have a sophisticated and strong enough lock to keep a bear out are too complicated for the stupidest humans to operate.

  • @dapotatoking4699
    @dapotatoking4699 Před 2 lety +422

    You’ve heard of “How the table turns” and “how the turn tables”
    NOW INTRODUCING
    “How the table tables”

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney Před 2 lety +20

      A wise announcement from our king, Da Potato.

    • @tonkbutsmaller8008
      @tonkbutsmaller8008 Před 2 lety +7

      Isn't it "how the tables have turned"? (its the one I have heard)

    • @EndoClaw
      @EndoClaw Před 2 lety +13

      “How the turns turn”

    • @Project_KN1GHT
      @Project_KN1GHT Před 2 lety +3

      How the turn turns

    • @nacl4988
      @nacl4988 Před 2 lety +3

      How the turn turns

  • @lptotheskull
    @lptotheskull Před rokem +7

    1:16 I've collected all the organ failure infinity stones. Me and my mental instability are now unstoppable.

    • @TheDMan2003
      @TheDMan2003 Před 10 měsíci

      Not to ruin the joke (which is hilarious), but aren’t there six Infinity Stones?

    • @lptotheskull
      @lptotheskull Před 10 měsíci

      @@TheDMan2003 um uh well uh um um uh um uh
      can i phone a friend

    • @TheDMan2003
      @TheDMan2003 Před 10 měsíci

      @@lptotheskull Why, do they have number six? If that’s the case, go right ahead.

    • @lptotheskull
      @lptotheskull Před 10 měsíci

      @@TheDMan2003 lol

  • @panzerpusher
    @panzerpusher Před 2 lety +5

    I just discovered this, and watching Click slowly lose his mind over how vacuous people can get is my new greatest joy in life.

  • @comfyghost
    @comfyghost Před 2 lety +567

    "i'd rather believe these people are aliens doing research than actual humans who believe what they're saying"
    mood

    • @namelast_name9339
      @namelast_name9339 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought so as well, but I assure you they're totally human

    • @charliesteel6553
      @charliesteel6553 Před 2 lety +4

      wait they are using Cunningham's Law to make us say the correct things to study us!!!!!

    • @commissargeko4029
      @commissargeko4029 Před 2 lety +18

      As an alien myse... alien expert myself. I must say the idea that we... I mean they are observing you ter... I mean us humans through social media is completely preposterous. [Translation Software Failure] Ortö gre-ika rahn-ök, Norgadihk-terranar.

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney Před 2 lety +10

      @@commissargeko4029 Oh, hello [LEGITIMATE HUMAN] friend, let me fix that for you. [INSERT COLIN] [INSERT END PARENTHESES]

    • @dreamisbetterthentechno3199
      @dreamisbetterthentechno3199 Před 2 lety

      Love your pfp

  • @TheCount991
    @TheCount991 Před 2 lety +479

    "Nobody has ever felt electricity" Uhh, yes, I most certainly have.

    • @manicpixiedreamgirl7930
      @manicpixiedreamgirl7930 Před 2 lety +35

      I am glad you are alive still.

    • @annoyedshedevil
      @annoyedshedevil Před 2 lety +43

      Lent on an electric fence when I was a kid once, not going to lie... that shit hurts!

    • @TheCount991
      @TheCount991 Před 2 lety +42

      @@annoyedshedevil I bet. For me it was when my dumbass of a boss thought it was a good idea to start flipping breakers while I was replacing a stove plug. I shouted. He laughed at me. I was not amused.

    • @nordic24
      @nordic24 Před 2 lety +9

      @@annoyedshedevil I held my finger once on a fence. It didnt hurt really bad but it still hurt

    • @lampinky15
      @lampinky15 Před 2 lety +18

      @@annoyedshedevil I touched the electric net for bugs. trust me,that burns! My hand smell like burned for the next few hours.

  • @AdorableTerror
    @AdorableTerror Před 2 lety +7

    Looking at all of this, it reminds me of the time that I learned in my high school's psychology class that schizophrenia affects 1 out of 100 people. Very common. This video proves the point

  • @roastedByCoffee
    @roastedByCoffee Před 2 lety +8

    Well...I like how click takes his time to actually teach people basic knowledge instead of just laughing at them and moving on.

  • @maxdragon5043
    @maxdragon5043 Před 2 lety +268

    If you're stuck with lightning, you would technically observed, hear, and felt electricity at the same time.

    • @overconfidentpineapple8783
      @overconfidentpineapple8783 Před 2 lety +5

      Is the lightning itself faster than sound? Cause if it is i'd assume you wouldnt have time to hear it before your brain fries.

    • @PutoMedicoBrujo
      @PutoMedicoBrujo Před 2 lety +8

      AND if you survive it you get cool lightning like tattoos called "Lichtenberg figures"

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta Před 2 lety +3

      a) "struck *by* lightning"
      b) "would *observe,* hear and *feel"* or "would *have* observed, *heard* and felt"
      :)

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta Před 2 lety +7

      @@overconfidentpineapple8783 It's possible to survive being hit by lightning tho.
      There's the anecdote about the guy who got struck 7 times and only got unalived by the 8th one (or 7th I'm not sure about the number).
      So even if one could have their brain fry before they heard it (I'm not sure which would happen first, I'm not great with the physics even tho I had extended physics in high school, but you might be confusing it with the fact that *light* moves faster than sound), one could also survive the lightning and have heard it.

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt Před 2 lety +4

      I hate when I'm stuck with lightning. It won't leave me alone

  • @TReyeHD
    @TReyeHD Před 2 lety +57

    The guy telling women have no orgasm: *IT'S ALL LIES*
    Me: Idiot...
    His ex: I know, right?

  • @Poketom-ob1dl
    @Poketom-ob1dl Před rokem +4

    18:24 To be fair, they may be talking about the land borders (ie, the states like Nevada, as well Mexico/Canada) The reason why is relatively simple, the area around the fires is all mountains and deserts, places where there’s little to no vegetation. Where as the places with fires are all relatively dense forests in an area with dry seasons.
    Granted, that would mean that wildfires were an issue before climate change (which they were) but CC has greatly increased the number and intensity of wildfires

  • @giordanotucci8254
    @giordanotucci8254 Před 2 lety +4

    22:23
    "The world is a lie according to Walmart" made me die

  • @flowersandchocolate14
    @flowersandchocolate14 Před 2 lety +74

    As a someone who almost died from a electric shock, that textbook is a bunch of horseshit and my fear of electric shocks is a *proof*

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 2 lety +11

      Ah that 'electric shock' was probably just Gods Wrath for touching life wires....

    • @TheRawrnstuff
      @TheRawrnstuff Před 2 lety +5

      Well, the textbook didn't say electricity doesn't exist, just that apparently "no-one knows where it comes from".
      I'd love to hear how they think power plants operate. Are they, like, depots for trucks bringing in the electricity gathered from around the region by professional electricity hunters?
      Wind farms are obviously where they grow wind so we don't run out.

    • @FinnFann
      @FinnFann Před 2 lety +1

      I used to think it was so...strange all this insane pseudo science exists.
      Then I learn some of them were taught electricity is literal magic. Some of them must actually operate under the logic we're in a dnd realm.

  • @UserJWR
    @UserJWR Před 2 lety +3

    I used to have full moon hangovers when I lived with my parents. I didn't sleep well and then was tired the whole following day. Of course the reason wasn't the moon's energy or something. It was because I couldn't fully close my blinds and the moon used to SHINE RIGHT INTO MY GODDAMN FACE.

  • @rosieposie1760
    @rosieposie1760 Před 2 lety +3

    Clicky's pronunciation most of the time is so good that I forget that English is not his native language. Then he butchers "pantheon" and "Canaanites." It reminds me that he's doing this in a second (third?) language and my respect for him skyrockets even more.

  • @MehlDragon
    @MehlDragon Před 2 lety +48

    "Full Moon Hangover"
    ... isn't that just what you end up with after a you turn into a werewolf and spend the whole night testing your alcohol tolerance post change?

    • @rhiacorvalis4302
      @rhiacorvalis4302 Před 2 lety

      Dude what

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 Před 2 lety +6

      Bars are letting werewolves in now? Glad to see we're taking a step in the right direction with werewolf inclusion! XD

    • @corrinbielawski8035
      @corrinbielawski8035 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mangaanimefan3089 Nah, I heard they're still stuck buying a box to drink at home.

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 Před 2 lety +1

      @@corrinbielawski8035 How disappointing. We still have a long way to go. 😔🐺

  • @aferotorrington1909
    @aferotorrington1909 Před 2 lety +280

    Christian here, the science denying karens do not represent the beliefs of a religion as a whole.

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy Před 2 lety +41

      Ngl i feel that some of these Karens would go to hell quicker than atheists

    • @-sadhbh-7048
      @-sadhbh-7048 Před 2 lety

      😐

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Před 2 lety +24

      Also Christian, got my second shot of the vaccine yesterday.

    • @zubayeerahmed3801
      @zubayeerahmed3801 Před 2 lety +2

      Welcome to the club XD

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 2 lety +26

      @@CloutmasterPhluphyy No. We don't want those here. I mean, we have a pretty swell place, with all the scientists, philosophers and porn stars down here. We should have WiFi and air conditioning by now. And I don't want to get that ruined by some annoying Karens.

  • @bertmeinders6758
    @bertmeinders6758 Před 2 lety +2

    In 2014, I learnt a bit more about electricity around 2:30 am, while riding home from work (I worked and evening shift then). On the Whirikino bridge, approaching Foxton, I found myself in a crackling blue haze. It took me a few minutes and the discovery that my bike's rear indicators no longer worked, to realise that I had been caught on the outer edge of a lightning strike.

  • @melissawickersham9912
    @melissawickersham9912 Před 7 dny +2

    Fear, grief, and anger are all HEALTHY emotions. Fear helps alert you to danger. Anger protects and defends you and your loved ones if used properly. And grief is a healthy response to loss. None of those emotions weakens you...they make you STRONG instead. You would literally die if you couldn’t feel fear....because you wouldn’t be able to recognize and respond to danger if you didn’t have the capacity to feel fear.

  • @someusername6552
    @someusername6552 Před 2 lety +458

    The Click: "I'm still not a furry"
    Also The Click: *casually starts speaking in furry mixed with English*
    Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

    • @TylerFurrison
      @TylerFurrison Před 2 lety +19

      Nah, that's just Swedish surely

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 Před 2 lety +13

      That's not furry, that's English spoken with a Swedish accent

    • @Retro_Rainer
      @Retro_Rainer Před 2 lety +3

      @@Persholm1 OP knows this. that was VERY obviously a joke. do you know the concept of jokes?

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Retro_Rainer I know, I'm not that dumb... I just cheekily explained his joke. How was that not obvious?

    • @Retro_Rainer
      @Retro_Rainer Před 2 lety

      @@Persholm1 that's just....odd.
      why would you do that? it makes you look as if you didn't get the joke.

  • @bumblebeerror9019
    @bumblebeerror9019 Před 2 lety +80

    “Have you ever had a full moon hangover?” Proceeds to list the symptoms of ADHD

  • @vaughnhaney7020
    @vaughnhaney7020 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm a trans guy and have had gynocologist-worthy issues since I started puberty, up til today... I'm still a virgin, MANY years later, and I've never put anything up there, even a tampon (I tried once but it hurt too much). So, yeah, that dude's insane

  • @konekoenchanted5919
    @konekoenchanted5919 Před 2 lety +5

    I just discovered your channel and want to thank you for making me smile and yes, even laugh. I subscribed so I can have something fun to watch and agree with.

  • @skeletonwar4445
    @skeletonwar4445 Před 2 lety +105

    I like how they called the Statue of Liberty "Ishtar (Semiramis)" *like those two are the same person* when they absolutely aren't.
    They aren't even related at all.

    • @maarekstele2998
      @maarekstele2998 Před rokem +4

      Im guessing its kinda like "this statue depicts the god Ra (Zeus) "

    • @elliotvulkanvtuber
      @elliotvulkanvtuber Před rokem +2

      Also ishtar is the goddess of war along side love

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu Před 2 lety +113

    17:53
    Scientists back then: *Intense work on bettering humanity*
    Scientists now: "No, Karen, the mask does not emit 5Gs"

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 Před 2 lety +9

      I love how anti science folks always underestimate just how hard it is to publish a scientific study. They make it seem like writing a scientific study is like cooking rice in the microwave.

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex Před 2 lety +1

      @@timetraveler7 making toast

  • @HelmetmanTheSwede
    @HelmetmanTheSwede Před 2 lety +2

    09:06 it is actually harder for me to sleep when there’s a full moon

  • @madcalibur9410
    @madcalibur9410 Před 2 lety +1

    Just discovered your channel and I’m hooked! I’m laughing my ass off! The theory that they’re aliens is the only one who make sense!

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 2 lety +41

    "Ah, God, a tiger! AH, MY KIDNEY!!"
    I risked taking a sip of my drink. I wonder what organ gets damaged by regret.

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs Před 2 lety +116

    "Full Moon Hangover" sounds like its just having a full blown anxiety attack. I can only assume the person who made that infograph just happened to have one on a full moon, so instead of looking within they blamed the moon.

  • @julyol119
    @julyol119 Před 2 lety +4

    The rainbow thing must be the dumbest one. I mean, you can easily create one in your own garden or in a closed room. I'd like to see the explanation of that xD

  • @charisma-hornum-fries
    @charisma-hornum-fries Před 2 lety +1

    I think you might be my favorite Swedish CZcamsr. You are amazing 😂 much love from Copenhagen.

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh Před 2 lety +158

    "no-one has heard electricity"
    me and my adhd: am i a joke to you?
    (seriously though i cant sit close to outlets that are being used cuz the buzzing noises will annoy me)

    • @eldritchchaos2663
      @eldritchchaos2663 Před 2 lety +18

      Wait you hear that too? I thought I was just weird lol

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 2 lety +5

      Ah, yes the 50 hertz vibration :D

    • @Angel_Kittichik
      @Angel_Kittichik Před 2 lety +9

      I hear it too! So annoying. I also have ADHD and it's coupled with autism.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 2 lety +11

      Same here. Autism and sensitive hearing are a b*tch. One time I couldn't sleep because I heard a faint buzzing come on and off in certain intervals.
      I look around my room, trying to find the source, and eventually realize that the stand-by lamp of my laptop is making that sound.

    • @nikosaarinen3258
      @nikosaarinen3258 Před 2 lety +2

      My brains just ignore regular noises like that, but irregular ones (like the sound of a router) will drive me absolutely nuts

  • @chatboulon743
    @chatboulon743 Před 2 lety +141

    Whenever I think of these kinds of people being aliens and trying to blend in with society, it actually does make a lot of sense. It's so obvious!

  • @nervoussystem326
    @nervoussystem326 Před rokem

    I was. listening to this while drawing fanart. and got jumpscared by you saying Alex (my preferred name) in the best way possible. you made my day, and again, awesome video. I know I'm like a year late but I may or may not be binge watching old videos shhhh djdjjx

  • @kernell32bcn
    @kernell32bcn Před 2 lety

    Lol, the logarithm of CZcams put me a video of this guy and I'm just watching one after another 🤣🤣🤣
    I thought it would be an other of those "Reddit" videos but the voices and the comments are super funny and smart. You got a subscriber here 👍

  • @HeoniPOP
    @HeoniPOP Před 2 lety +54

    When you did the are you stupid glare after “hospitals would be full”, I felt scared for a second. And then remembered I didn’t do anything

  • @woopyboi9970
    @woopyboi9970 Před 2 lety +104

    "If there actually is a pandemic People would be sick and Hospitals would be full" Oh I'm sorry have you never looked or watched at anything except Facebook the past several months?

    • @stevebonk8995
      @stevebonk8995 Před rokem

      The Covid deniers were insufferable, I lost both my parents and grandparents in the same month to Covid when it swept through my family. It was literally the worst period of my life.

    • @Culled
      @Culled Před rokem

      Anything that disproves their bullshit is fake, anything that makes them feel better is true…. Confirmation bias on steroids with a fallacy chaser

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Před 2 lety +1

    I had no idea we still had samples of a mad scientist from the 1900s preserved to mutate people with.
    Your channel is so informative!
    Did you know the term Death Ray was from Tesla? It was supposedly a patent he was trying to sell to the military at the time of his death. We don’t know what it was or what it did, only the name he gave it. The prototype he was going to demonstrate with was missing, as well as the plans that he had with him, but the patent was already filed so we have access to a copy in theory.

  • @JoRiver11
    @JoRiver11 Před rokem

    "Louds, lordies, and lasers!" Thanks Click, that was a fun video!

  • @TorutheRedFox
    @TorutheRedFox Před 2 lety +60

    "No one has ever observed it, heard it or felt it"
    so I guess everybody who has been struck by lightning or zapped by any other, more common means, including myself, is now "no one"

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 Před 2 lety +53

    “Run free my Brians!” 7 seconds in and I’m already losing it. 😆

  • @itsVilu
    @itsVilu Před 2 lety +3

    Love these. Makes me feel much much more normal.

  • @eschoneberg
    @eschoneberg Před 2 lety +1

    "we cannot touch or feel electricity" tazer: *raises hand*

  • @cellva1682
    @cellva1682 Před 2 lety +56

    14:42
    Click: "It's like an oxymoron"
    Me: "No, this is a megamoron"

  • @JayeL216
    @JayeL216 Před 2 lety +88

    "Big freakin' yikes, both of you"
    Idk why but I love that🤣

  • @lockette021
    @lockette021 Před 2 lety +2

    17:44 irony of ironies, the "doctor" who started the infamous vaccine scare was doing exactly the picture on the right

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 Před 7 dny

      1. Wakefield didn’t start the antivax “movement”. There were antivax Karens during Pasteur’s lifetime.
      2. Wakefield wasn’t paid by big pharma. He was paid by a group of antivax lawyers and wacky granola parents who thought their kids got autism from MMR even before Wakefield did his fraudulent antivax research “study”. He was also paid by and partners with a whacko quack who wanted to create his own snake oil measles vaccine/autism “cure” consisting of his own blood.
      Read Brian Deer’s research and expose on Wakefield and the quack who funded and partnered with Wakefield.

  • @richardg9293
    @richardg9293 Před 2 lety +1

    This is my new favorite channel, least til my ADD finds another adorbs man making funnies

  • @allhailexoticanimals8866
    @allhailexoticanimals8866 Před 2 lety +130

    Click: A Literal God Forsaken Hell Spawn
    Also Click: *Loves Everyone For Who They Are*.
    Also Click: Thinks He’s Going To Hell

    • @TheBreadDemon
      @TheBreadDemon Před 2 lety +13

      Ikr mans is so strangely wholesome

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 2 lety +8

      Well, considering the kind of people going to hell - according to people actually believing in hell - it fit's pretty perfect.

    • @peytongolding7544
      @peytongolding7544 Před 2 lety +1

      All of us here are going to hell, we're just doing it voluntarily instead :)

  • @cdreader0292
    @cdreader0292 Před 2 lety +171

    A scientific law is a irreputable fact, like how gravitational pull is related to the mass of the interacting bodies and inversely related to the distance between them or that energy is conserved in a complete system. They can be used as math equations. A theory uses data and laws to explain why certain trends occur that are not directly related to laws. Both are supported by years of rigorous trials and can be used to predict the outcomes of future experiments, and if not, they are changed. However, just because something is a theory does not make it any less valuable or supported than a law.

    • @WombatMan64
      @WombatMan64 Před 2 lety +9

      Thank you. Finally I see someone correctly define a theory online. I'm so sick with "Oh a theory is supported by some evidence but not enough yet, and it gets upgraded to a law when there's enough evidence" or some modification of that.

    • @churrlance7050
      @churrlance7050 Před 2 lety +11

      Close, but a law is still refutable in some extreme circumstances because laws are just (really good) approximation of the observation and data that we have. For example, although the law of gravity accurately describes the orbits of the planets, it does not describe the pull of gravity of massive bodies on light. Another example is how people used to calculate black body radiation, before we learnt about Planck's constant. Or basically half of classical physics that was once thought to be unbreakable. And laws of physics are still being broken every few decades or so being brilliant minds pushing the limits of what we know. My point is laws of nature aren't these obvious facts of life and we shouldn't treat them like it

    • @porcupinethecat5073
      @porcupinethecat5073 Před 2 lety +5

      Scientific Laws are most often able to be expressed in equations and formulas, and are used to make specific predictions about outcomes. The reason we still learn Newton's equations in High School despite General Relativity having disproven them is because they are a close enough approximation to reality while being simple enough to memorize. That's all any of these laws are; they are simply empirical conclusions, and are not intended for absolutes.

    • @churrlance7050
      @churrlance7050 Před 2 lety +4

      Absolutely, that's why I called them really good approximation. I just didn't appreciate the use of the word "irreputable" (which I assume they mean irrefutable). But they are also past laws such as CP symmetry which was basically a statement and was once as highly regarded like the law of conservation, has been broken before. My point is that there is no irrefutable and unbreakable fact of the universe

    • @porcupinethecat5073
      @porcupinethecat5073 Před 2 lety +1

      @@churrlance7050 IIRC, there's still a few teams trying to break CPT?

  • @Alfy1980
    @Alfy1980 Před 2 lety

    I bloody love you dude! these videos are just awamazing.

  • @RealOttawatt
    @RealOttawatt Před 2 lety +1

    I am learning in biology that a scientific theory is quite different than a different “theory” in that it has already been proven multiple times. It’s already known to be basically factual, and it can become a law through more testing.

  • @pikoprotogen3307
    @pikoprotogen3307 Před 2 lety +107

    "OH NO A TIGER"
    shows the cutest tiger ever

  • @sodiboo
    @sodiboo Před 2 lety +36

    16:47 Rainbows aren't even dome-shaped. They are circular. They're just cut off by the horizon most of the time, just like the fucking sky.

  • @NexxMowarek
    @NexxMowarek Před rokem +2

    13:42 Using the modeling software you could also change the specularity of the material the ball is made out of. Also enlarging the light source and placing it much further away to accurately model the enormous distance and difference in size between our Sun and the Moon.

  • @evagarcia865
    @evagarcia865 Před rokem +2

    I love how all these conspiracies rely on the idea that the Illuminati/Satanists/aliens would leave little clues like the riddler for them to find

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před 9 měsíci

      And that they, random internet bumfuck, are smart enough to have foiled the plans of the evil world controlling government.
      It’s a main character fantasy. They want to be Batman so bad

  • @RabidLeroy
    @RabidLeroy Před 2 lety +162

    Fact: blue spirulina is turquoise. Powdered, had that at a smoothie bar in my mango smoothie as a promotional; it’s good stuff. Yummy powdered algae supplement, tastes like nothing terrible at all, in fact, I tasted more mango than the powder, it goes with anything!

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 2 lety +4

      That last bit about "tastes like nothing terrible at all" reminded me of an episode of Ojamajo Doremi I watched today, where one of the main characters, Onpu, ate a green bell pepper despite hating them, just so the girls' baby would eat her pumpkin pudding.
      Except, I feel like Onpu might actually be allergic to those things, with how she immediately throws up if she eats any.
      Anyway, I just thought of someone eating that stuff, or drinking it, and having that "I'd much rather clean a port-o-potty with my tongue than do that again" look, which reminded me of Onpu eating green bell peppers.

    • @LotusHearted
      @LotusHearted Před 2 lety

      @@Kartoffelkamm Oh hey, fellow Magical Girl fan, though I haven’t watched Doremi.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 2 lety +1

      @@LotusHearted Trust me, it's fun.
      Mostly just wacky shenanigans that come from giving a 9 year old magic that can stop time, summon random items, or even clone people, and telling her to just get good at using it.
      But yeah, it's fun to watch.

    • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
      @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 Před 2 lety +1

      But poison is tastier smh

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney Před 2 lety

      @@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 Heard it was a delicacy in france once. =)

  • @a.9252
    @a.9252 Před 2 lety +187

    You know with all these "bad" things in hell, it seems like a rad place, sucks I'm too broke to afford a V.I.P ticket

    • @NephiylusBaphson
      @NephiylusBaphson Před 2 lety +8

      But we can earn it. Together.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 2 lety +28

      Ah - don't worry. Hell is a pretty open and inclusive place. You get in the V.I.P. area even without a tickeit if you are nice.
      And the rest is also pretty cool. You just might want to skip this one sulphur pool with all those screaming guys in it (that's the Christians - they seem to like it for some odd reason - but hey, we don't kink-shame in hell).

    • @sinkalaj
      @sinkalaj Před 2 lety +12

      Just be gay, you get the fast pass, express stripper pole straight to the VIP lounge

    • @a.9252
      @a.9252 Před 2 lety +11

      Does the rest of the LGBT count?

    • @c4k146
      @c4k146 Před 2 lety

      @@a.9252 maybe

  • @free2radke777
    @free2radke777 Před 2 lety

    I've been falling sleep to your videos
    Your voice is pleasing

  • @lawrencespike7898
    @lawrencespike7898 Před měsícem

    'god i'm so sassy today' 😂😂😂😂 exacly what most of my co-workers have called me so far, i just think that it's my quick wit 🤣🤣

  • @King_Dub_Dub
    @King_Dub_Dub Před 2 lety +214

    "You're PEEING on us and think this is funny???"
    I got myself a senior quote for the ages my fellows.

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 Před 2 lety +6

      I'm going to possibly ruin your day by noting where he got this idea from: female ejaculation is a bit of a scientific puzzle (one reason being that "ewww, female sexuality is gross, let's not research it" was a genuine position for quite a while, the other being that "getting women to ejaculate" is a really awkward setup for acontrolled experiment). And well, a number of studies analyzing samples of female ejaculate have suggested that the fluid in female ejaculations is urine that leaked due to muscular relaxation due to arousal.

    • @jadehomelife
      @jadehomelife Před 2 lety +6

      Yes we think it's funny but not for the reason this dude thinks

    • @melancolielupine2023
      @melancolielupine2023 Před 2 lety +17

      @@olenickel6013 This study showed that there was urine-like components in feminine ejaculation, but not only, there was also stuff released by Skene's glands, and ultimately they only tested on 7 women and they think that stress could have provoked urine release. It's a difficult research because well, studying on willing women during m@sturbation is hazardous. We don't know for sure what composes female ejaculation, and it's urine-like without having the color and odor of urine soooo... It's still a mystery

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 Před 2 lety +5

      @@melancolielupine2023 Absolutely. I personally also think a major factor of confusion is that there's not really a common definition of what constitutes a female ejaculation and many people understand vastly different things under the term, which includes certain fetish practices that have nothing to do with the natural phenomenon.

    • @warsongAro
      @warsongAro Před 2 lety +2

      Female ejaculation is porn BS, female orgasm is common what you should go for.
      Ps. If a woman urinate on you during sex, try to be cool about it orgasms are sometimes incontrolable.

  • @sarah5851
    @sarah5851 Před 2 lety +147

    Tesla was a Person. He was an inventor and electrical engineer and he is best known for contributing to the modern alternating current (AC) electrical system. The Brand was named after him because the founders thought he was great. There is also an SI unit named after him that describes the magnetic B-field strenght (also magnetic flux density).

    • @rykenzar
      @rykenzar Před 2 lety +6

      funi words magic commenter

    • @elsasimpson1783
      @elsasimpson1783 Před 2 lety +27

      I almost had a heart attack when he didn't know "who" Tesla was.

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith Před 2 lety +7

      @@elsasimpson1783 I was just going to post something along these lines.
      Also, Edison was one of Nicolai's biggest competitors.

    • @SatumangoTheGreat
      @SatumangoTheGreat Před 2 lety +2

      @@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith Tesla worked for Edison for a while, before he went on to work on his own projects.

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith Před 2 lety

      @@SatumangoTheGreat Now, THAT I didn't know. Thanks for the info. They WERE in competition though, if memory serves well.

  • @NotAnIlluminatiSpy
    @NotAnIlluminatiSpy Před 2 lety +1

    I can picture a bunch of soldiers trying to break out of the statue of liberty yelling "Oh noes, why did we makes outs of metals?"

  • @elfinekasteelvonrecklingha8393

    I love the reaction to 'some say the sun might be the source of most electricity' 😂😂😂

  • @comiccat4650
    @comiccat4650 Před 2 lety +43

    "No one has ever felt electricity" ask any electrician and I can assure they will tell you at least one personal story

    • @frostfirei
      @frostfirei Před rokem +3

      I once stuck my finger into a light socket, to feel it, I certainly felt it.

    • @sarahdysart2832
      @sarahdysart2832 Před rokem +1

      XD I'm told licking a 9-volt battery is a widely shared experience, especially among engineers and quite possibly electricians as well.

  • @SapphireSeahorse494
    @SapphireSeahorse494 Před 2 lety +113

    when the person said "why do the fires end at the border" I'm pretty sure they meant the border between US and Canada, or US and Mexico. Which is still stupid, since the map was most likely only showing US fires on purpose lol

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 Před 2 lety +12

      Mexico is all desert. I know that. I've seen a western!

    • @hawkeyescoffee6399
      @hawkeyescoffee6399 Před 2 lety +18

      I fear you may be giving them too much credit.

    • @giorgitsiklauri840
      @giorgitsiklauri840 Před 2 lety +4

      Maybe they were referring to the state borders? As it does seem to be contained more or less in California, Oregon, and Washington.

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains Před 2 lety +2

      The best part? The map showed fires in Canada.

    • @erink476
      @erink476 Před 2 lety +3

      yeah, like how in our bad season in '19-'20, if I zoomed out on the app that shows fires in New South Wales, there weren't any shown in Victoria or ACT, even where I knew from news there were fires , because it was the *state* app.

  • @Kokice5
    @Kokice5 Před rokem

    1:10 Fear, anger and stress do actually affect you, but not those specific locations
    you just get worse all around

  • @TCASAnalytics
    @TCASAnalytics Před 2 lety

    This is a great model for a CZcams channel. I hate being caught off guard when some moron drops the latest mindless nonsense rumor that that obviously believe because of evidence. What evidence? Tons of evidence that they have 'seen' online, but somehow can never show this evidence when challenged. All I need to do now is watch this channel once a week!