Steve Martin Oscars 2003

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  • Genius! The timing, the stars, the jokes, the pauses... Brilliant!

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  • @ananda3601
    @ananda3601 Před 3 lety +1148

    You know what, Jack is the coolest guy in the room.

  • @jimklipper6022
    @jimklipper6022 Před 4 lety +684

    Jack didn’t get upset. Went right with it.

  • @erock5010
    @erock5010 Před 2 lety +78

    It's crazy how Steve Martin has looked exactly the same for so many damn years haha it's like he never ages

    • @rusemode
      @rusemode Před 2 lety +11

      He aged once back in 1968

    • @alcahallic4526
      @alcahallic4526 Před 2 lety +5

      Because he always had white hair

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 Před rokem +2

      Yeah the guy has looked perpetually 40 for like 30 years. I'm kidding of course but he has always looked great for his age.

    • @gregbaker9857
      @gregbaker9857 Před rokem +1

      He aged all at once, after a single weekend partying with John Belushi in the 70's.......

  • @waldemarlopes2658
    @waldemarlopes2658 Před 5 měsíci +7

    The greatest Oscar opening of all, with the very special participation of the phenomenal Julie Andrews!

  • @geometricart7851
    @geometricart7851 Před rokem +66

    Back when The Oscars was still funny and wholesome.

  • @paulydee472
    @paulydee472 Před 2 lety +98

    Jack did not get up and slap him! 🤣 ahhh the good ol days! ☺️

    • @acapavlovic8524
      @acapavlovic8524 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @j.c.sallet4870
      @j.c.sallet4870 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Exactly!😂🤣

    • @2019freddie
      @2019freddie Před 10 měsíci +1

      maybe if Steve had insulted his wife??

    • @benwhitney1850
      @benwhitney1850 Před 9 měsíci +1

      "Keep Jack's name out your freakin' mouth!" Just thought I'd keep it clean. 😂

    • @MrSebboxxx
      @MrSebboxxx Před 9 měsíci +1

      Jack N. should get up and kiss him ...

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 Před 7 měsíci +6

    That nod and thumb-up from Dame Julie Andrews. Classic! 😁

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Před 4 lety +486

    This monologue was way ahead of its time. Case in point “a movie star can be democrat...or skinny.”

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 Před 3 lety +5

      This 1:48-1:53

    • @magnusalexander2965
      @magnusalexander2965 Před 3 lety +17

      Not a particularly clever joke, since Republicans make any b-level film or TV celebrity who smiles in their direction the President. In the last 45 years, all Republican Presidents have either been a film or TV celeb or a Bush, and closet celebrity worship and name recognition is the the right wing's substitute for policy

    • @QuantumParticle
      @QuantumParticle Před 3 lety +20

      @@magnusalexander2965 your comment doesn't make much sense given how biased against the right Hollywood is.

    • @magnusalexander2965
      @magnusalexander2965 Před 3 lety +7

      @@QuantumParticle It does, because I say the right is desperate for affirmation from Hollywood, not vice versa. If you can list a bunch of actors and reality show clowns who've been Democratic Presidents, I'll reconsider my comment

    • @QuantumParticle
      @QuantumParticle Před 3 lety +4

      @@magnusalexander2965 so your standard for Hollywood shilling for the left is whether there have been Democrat president celebrities? Lmao
      What matters is the ideologies behind all of it, such as the forcing in black, gay, trans characters into everything. The left ideologies are blatant in Hollywood.

  • @CompoundNihilist
    @CompoundNihilist Před rokem +54

    What I love is how Steve Martin tries not to crack up at Nicholson's reaction.

    • @davidm9618
      @davidm9618 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Steve never "cracks up". He always remains a professional, serious comedian.

  • @juancantin5238
    @juancantin5238 Před 2 lety +58

    "If you would like a transcript of this show, simply write down everything we say"
    Genius lol

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve Před 10 měsíci +1

      In 2010, he said, “ If you’d like a transcript of this show then you really should get a life.”

  • @pmn029
    @pmn029 Před 4 lety +164

    Jack is king, happy to see Angelica Houston laughing with her ex!

  • @ericglass9450
    @ericglass9450 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I'd hate to imagine a world without Steve Martin.

  • @tashmivyas
    @tashmivyas Před 4 lety +177

    2:55 Julie's reaction 👍😝....love her...got the most claps...everyone just loves her ♥.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety +14

      And she’s still hot.

  • @neildsouza3085
    @neildsouza3085 Před 6 lety +397

    Jack Nicholson is so damn handsome even at this age. Oh man!!! His smile and his facial expressions ...Oh boy!!! Proud to be a die hard Nicholson fan!!!

  • @steven2345
    @steven2345 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Oh jack, I honestly miss you. You're what Hollywood is missing these days. That's probably the last time the Oscar's have had that much applause

  • @ZartmoBThoughtForms
    @ZartmoBThoughtForms Před 2 lety +92

    Over the years, Steve Martin has always brought it when appearing on any show. One of the funniest comedians ever. Read his book on comedy.

  • @granthurlburt4062
    @granthurlburt4062 Před rokem +7

    Top notch. Hilarious, on the money on some topics, self-deprecating, and never mean or an insulting jerk. Class.

  • @logicalatheist1065
    @logicalatheist1065 Před 2 lety +14

    Ernest Borgnine! what a class act

  • @BluJae93
    @BluJae93 Před 4 lety +42

    I love seeing all these stars when they were young and killing the game. Ain't the same anymore

  • @Belfastboi
    @Belfastboi Před 2 lety +12

    Julie Andrew’s reaction 👍🏻

  • @MHDALJABERI
    @MHDALJABERI Před 3 lety +105

    If he added jack to the list, this would have been the best oscars ever.

  • @dylan.cosgriff.moozik
    @dylan.cosgriff.moozik Před rokem +11

    Really heartwarming to see everyone just laughing along instead of getting all cocky like at the Golden Globes

  • @kadykianus
    @kadykianus Před 4 lety +331

    In my opinion it was one of the best Oscars opening acts ever. Intelligent, smart and funny. Steve Martin is super profesionalist so timing is perfect, and everything is thoughtful. Look, how he looks at Nicole Kidman :)

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety +8

      He should have taken over as host for many years like Billy Crystal.

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 Před 2 lety +7

      I like Steve Martin he's the genuine article. He isn't trying to play smart and funny he is smart and funny.

    • @thebicycleman8062
      @thebicycleman8062 Před 2 lety

      nah chris rock was the best

    • @renenowicki
      @renenowicki Před 2 lety

      The Bicycle Man that was the greatest moment in TV history. Rock, the consummate professional. Pure class.

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie Před 2 lety

      & on top of all that my Steve Martin is an agnostic!Good for him!👏👏🏼👏🏽👍💙

  • @lunemagick2903
    @lunemagick2903 Před rokem +20

    One of the greatest ever.Whew !!! I've been a fan his whole career.

  • @jondeaux336
    @jondeaux336 Před 2 lety +4

    Only 20 years ago, but it is a lifetime.

  • @allanliu7515
    @allanliu7515 Před 6 lety +190

    jack nickleson a genius

  • @jhsdfjhgjh
    @jhsdfjhgjh Před 2 lety +5

    Steve Martin was born old.. I just couldn't get a single image or video of him being young..🤣🤣

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ Před 2 lety +8

    1:56 "They can be straight"
    *Shows Harrison Ford*
    I cracked up

    • @helgedell
      @helgedell Před 2 lety +1

      He looked prepared though?

  • @moimeme6533
    @moimeme6533 Před rokem +3

    Borgnine topped it all off with tha kiss! 😆👍😘

  • @compusitepuertovallarta4648

    I laugh more in this three minutes than all the Oscars ceremony this year.

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie Před rokem +5

      The slap ruined it for me! Brought me back to 1972 when I escaped the man who abused me! Poor Chris had to just stand there….I ran for my life with my 4 children! No home,no $ ,no car… but I was free!

  • @PlanetEarth3141
    @PlanetEarth3141 Před 2 lety +27

    I've never seen a bad movie with Jack in it. He is like chocolate.

  • @jogman262
    @jogman262 Před 2 lety +21

    One of the funniest guys ever.

  • @darthnihilus5282
    @darthnihilus5282 Před 4 lety +82

    Steve Martin may have won the Oscar, but Jack Nicholson won the thumbnail.

  • @greyskullcastle9975
    @greyskullcastle9975 Před 2 lety +4

    Intelligent with expert delivery. Can't say the same for every host...

  • @huntergatherer4223
    @huntergatherer4223 Před 2 lety +13

    Steve is a legend

  • @arx754
    @arx754 Před 5 lety +221

    I remember watching this, and I thought that Steve Martin was hilarious. The next day, critics castigated him. I am obviously not the average person. Thank gawd.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot Před 4 lety +5

      Are you saying critics are the average person? That makes no sense.

    • @willo9372
      @willo9372 Před 3 lety +32

      Critics very rarely represent the entire communities opinion. Especially when it's negative. Who the hell wouldn't find that monologue funny?

    • @PlanetEarth3141
      @PlanetEarth3141 Před 2 lety +2

      Critics live in the same realm as bankers, lawyers, insurance agents, Hollywood execs, politicians and rappers. Oh! And used car salesmen.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety +3

      You know you did good when you upset the critics.

    • @akaLuptonPittman
      @akaLuptonPittman Před 2 lety +1

      @@PlanetEarth3141 don’t forget Sheriffs, Chiefs, judges, DA’s, and others in the “justice” system 🤣

  • @pauljohns4484
    @pauljohns4484 Před 4 lety +46

    Jack and Connery can get a 20 year old at 80 !

  • @madisonmelton6387
    @madisonmelton6387 Před 3 lety +12

    Awww seeing Kathy bates made me smile

  • @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380

    Ha ha - thanks for posting this oh, Steve Martin is awesome I remember first hearing him when I grew up with his record albums he put out in the 70s

  • @dkelly26666
    @dkelly26666 Před 3 lety +23

    Diane Lane was with Josh Brolin at this time. Legend has it he was outrageously jealous. She was nominated this night for her role in "Unfaithful", which is a film he had not liked her doing. Note how concerned she looks and looks over at him like, OMG, when Steve put her on that list. She was genuinely thinking, "Damn it, Steve, now I will have to deal with this asshole, later." A little over a year after this, he was arrested for domestic assault against her, but she didn't press charges.

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 Před 2 lety +2

      No you don’t really know what she was thinking

    • @margaritatzaneti2802
      @margaritatzaneti2802 Před 2 lety +6

      Really? I did not know that. She should have left him and pressed charges the very moment he started becoming violent. No woman must stay in a bad relationship saying that "" he loves me- he won' t do it again- he will change- he promised !""
      These bullies never change!!!

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety +3

      I don’t know what she was thinking, but she didn’t take it as well as the other ladies, cartoon character or Ernest Borgnine.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 Před 2 lety +2

      That's all those creeps do is beat up women and children.

  • @Harrock
    @Harrock Před 9 měsíci +1

    This just Feels like a complete Different era than today... its only 20 years ago but the people who where in their Prime Back than you just dont see so often anymore ...

  • @littleladyinlalaland1749
    @littleladyinlalaland1749 Před 3 lety +15

    He should have put Jack's pic up there for people he slept with... no one would have judged him:)

  • @BillofRights1951
    @BillofRights1951 Před 3 lety +15

    Gotta love the great Julie Andrews

  • @johngalt1361
    @johngalt1361 Před 8 měsíci

    “Simply write down every word we say.” Steve’s world!

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 Před rokem +1

    Jacks like, you outta think about the future Stevey ol boy

  • @abcd-xr1fh
    @abcd-xr1fh Před 2 lety +3

    classy. smooth as hell

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline Před 3 lety +10

    *OH MY GOD!!! - I am cryyyying laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂. I SERIOUSLY needed this! God Bless Steve Martin!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xxxxx*

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety

      Dick Van Dyke, Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. Funniest guys ever.

    • @abcd-xr1fh
      @abcd-xr1fh Před 2 lety

      calm down ffs

    • @GG-ud8id
      @GG-ud8id Před 2 lety

      It wasnt THAT funny

  • @celiaullery9157
    @celiaullery9157 Před 3 měsíci

    That's why I love Jack and yes I agree that his the coolest guy, nothing bothers him.Please bring back Steve Martin to host the Oscar.

  • @LibraLee88
    @LibraLee88 Před 2 lety +2

    Just Love him and Martin Short especially Martin for me They just Classic Good TV man Classic Stage Performance

  • @iunderstand118
    @iunderstand118 Před rokem +6

    From some AFI Lifetime achievement awards to Oscars back in those days, here I am, introduced to "Steve Martin". I mean, that mostly straight face speaking casual still gets me anyway lol. And, Jack interacts his way, which actually adds the right kind of flavor and there we go, the net laughter ages very well. All in all, ol' cool people. Going for these types of clips is a genuinely entertaining journey I guess?!

  • @BruceWayne-ub8eh
    @BruceWayne-ub8eh Před rokem +2

    that was brilliant!

  • @CanadaYo
    @CanadaYo Před 2 lety +3

    Steve Martin is a Genius

  • @FrontWing-EndPlate
    @FrontWing-EndPlate Před 9 měsíci +4

    Steve Martin....what a legend 💥💥💥

  • @hmamleo948
    @hmamleo948 Před 4 lety +22

    2:40 Meryl Streep husband is a clapping for Steve .nice

  • @no288
    @no288 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That last part, caught me off guard LOL
    _If you like a transcript of tonights show, simply write down every word we say_

  • @cometface
    @cometface Před 2 lety +2

    I actually really like the music playing

  • @bettysims336
    @bettysims336 Před 2 lety

    I love the work, keep it up!!

  • @johncarlos7810
    @johncarlos7810 Před rokem +3

    Jack is the best. I bet he is just a hoot all the time.

  • @fatihkan2601
    @fatihkan2601 Před 2 lety +2

    remembering this and watching the latest. Oscars is over a long time ago.

  • @rogerramjet5302
    @rogerramjet5302 Před 3 lety +10

    Only just seen this - genius. Steve's AFI to Tom Hanks is also sheer quality.

  • @djego6930
    @djego6930 Před 2 lety

    Great Video! Love it!

  • @ModulatorUK
    @ModulatorUK Před 2 lety +3

    Amazing. Well presented. Funny jokes.

  • @LaurenceFerguson1
    @LaurenceFerguson1 Před 3 lety +2

    Made me smile

  • @Mr17051963
    @Mr17051963 Před 3 lety +64

    Man, how I miss Jack Nicholson!!! He’s retired, as far as I know.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety +22

      Yep. Said he could no longer memorize his lines so he called it a career. A great career.

    • @nataliep6385
      @nataliep6385 Před 2 lety +5

      He is almost 90 years old now :) That's crazy!

    • @heinzerhardt3540
      @heinzerhardt3540 Před 2 lety +5

      @@nataliep6385 85 but yeah

    • @Mostopinionatedmanofalltime
      @Mostopinionatedmanofalltime Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah Jack is around 137 years old now.😢

  • @vicki8934
    @vicki8934 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Always was always will be

  • @doogsterd5311
    @doogsterd5311 Před 2 lety +4

    This was way back when we were allowed to make fun of each other.

    • @traviswoodall6547
      @traviswoodall6547 Před 2 lety

      You mean, like always? Have you watched any comedy lately. SnL? The Oscars?

    • @doogsterd5311
      @doogsterd5311 Před 2 lety +1

      @@traviswoodall6547 Like the one where Chris Rock got slapped? That the one?

  • @d.b.1176
    @d.b.1176 Před 2 lety +1

    Back when it was worth watching and I had heard of any of the movies.

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G Před 3 lety +4

    Julia Andrew and Judie dench are always such good sports

  • @v1ryus
    @v1ryus Před 3 lety +6

    I don't think people realize how funny that opening line.... It's not just some random poodle head... It's his own prized poodle calling himself gay as well

  • @DippyHippie
    @DippyHippie Před 2 lety +1

    I love my Jack!🌈

  • @bdouglas
    @bdouglas Před 9 měsíci +1

    I miss this generation of humans.

  • @EpicureanWorld
    @EpicureanWorld Před 2 lety +4

    Back when this was decent and watchable!

  • @gregbaker9857
    @gregbaker9857 Před rokem +1

    Jack could identify 80% of the Beavers in the room blindfolded, with a mere sniff!

  • @bender6261
    @bender6261 Před 2 lety +2

    Oh my gosh I was hoping they would include Martin Short in that list SO bad 🤣

  • @okboomer1340
    @okboomer1340 Před 2 lety +4

    I remember this...Jack got pissed and ran up on stage and slapped Steve.....oh wait...that never happened....

  • @jasonlilly9704
    @jasonlilly9704 Před 10 měsíci

    "There are no losers here tonight, but we're about to change all that."

  • @collybeans586
    @collybeans586 Před 2 měsíci

    Wow Steve Martin, what a legend and Jack Nicholson! 😎😎

  • @thomascolburn4283
    @thomascolburn4283 Před 2 lety +2

    The thumbs up 😂

  • @samsmith4216
    @samsmith4216 Před 3 lety +4

    they are all so impressed with each other. They are in the club and you are not.

    • @organika53321
      @organika53321 Před 3 lety +2

      That's how it has always been they gotta play ball to get the trophies man

  • @arnoldstollar5375
    @arnoldstollar5375 Před 4 lety +6

    Great. Funny.

  • @IvanMallia
    @IvanMallia Před 2 lety +1

    And now we just get Gervais and Rock. Bleqq!

  • @101taker7
    @101taker7 Před 4 lety +10

    2:02 jack nicholson 🤣

  • @Showme-SHORTS
    @Showme-SHORTS Před 2 lety +4

    Oscars used to be very good , very entertaining and very funny but not anymore. Steve Martin is very funny , haven't seen his movie in a long while.

  • @timmy13duffy
    @timmy13duffy Před 10 měsíci

    Absolute Classic

  • @osmanh53
    @osmanh53 Před 2 lety +1

    2:11 thats the kinda face you make when you think:"another day, another 50 thousand dollar"

  • @davido1953
    @davido1953 Před 2 lety +3

    ah, back when Hollywood was fun...

  • @MA-vw1pl
    @MA-vw1pl Před rokem

    Good one👍👍👍👍

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge Před 6 měsíci

    Steve Martin is one of the most naturally funny people I’ve ever seen 😂…

  • @a320nick
    @a320nick Před 10 měsíci

    Original. He's just a Wild and Crazy guy!!

  • @NR-rv8rz
    @NR-rv8rz Před 2 lety +17

    I don't like Steve Martin's comedy but he's a class act as a host. He manages to make it funny without going into the gutter.

  • @pauldashwood2897
    @pauldashwood2897 Před 2 lety

    That is great …

  • @Bonzenmann
    @Bonzenmann Před 9 měsíci

    Sadly, you could not do a speech like this in 2023 anymore...

  • @Genesizs
    @Genesizs Před 9 měsíci +1

    My god Jack Nickelson is alway's a top class act, amazing guy xD

  • @Claude-Eckel
    @Claude-Eckel Před 9 měsíci +1

    Who's here for Jack? 😎

  • @vince1638
    @vince1638 Před 4 lety +21

    This was Hollywoods last gasp, used to be funny.

  • @YC-bi4kj
    @YC-bi4kj Před 3 lety +1

    @2.52 madamoiselle belfam Diana Lane the camera doesn't do justice to her breathtaking beauty

  • @Tessa-vz1qb
    @Tessa-vz1qb Před 2 lety +2

    Lol, all those ladies were gangsta until they saw Julie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 Před 2 lety +2

      And Julie holds her own against all of them. Always a good looking woman.

  • @mikeshawbrook-selfreliance

    Back when the Oscars was a thing....

  • @CrookedEyeSniper
    @CrookedEyeSniper Před 2 lety +13

    And it's noteworthy that while not the most exciting host of the Oscars, while Steve Martin was hosting, not one person was assaulted on stage.

  • @mmuu9744
    @mmuu9744 Před 2 lety +8

    The slept with me gag would be impossible to do nowadays.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 Před 2 lety +3

      So would the opener about the gay-mafia.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 Před 2 lety

      @@deathshead357 I wouldn't joke much about the real Mafia, this gay Mafia I've never heard of. Does it have anything to do with the lbgtqai Instagram cybernet creeps on the low gradually coming out at every social gathering or event?