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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +1436

    ARRROOOOO

  • @adamuffoletto7869
    @adamuffoletto7869 Pƙed 4 lety +221

    r/iamverybadass is a really fun place where you can play the game, “Is this a shitpost or evidence of a psychotic break?”

    • @slyboothy9593
      @slyboothy9593 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Both maybe

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Could just be a guy genuinely thinking he’s cool when he’s really just cringe.

    • @inhaleddeath5758
      @inhaleddeath5758 Pƙed rokem +1

      There’s no way that the fighting evil dude wasn’t satire, like seriously there’s absolutely no way it’s not satire

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako Pƙed 4 lety +82

    “He threatened to fight
    he threatened to compare I.Q.
    he threatened to become
    a lawyer and sue.”
    Best unintentional poetry ever!

  • @SpiderRiderKya
    @SpiderRiderKya Pƙed 4 lety +433

    "There's no direct English translation"
    It *literally* means god of death. So, yes, it does.

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion Pƙed 4 lety +24

      *thank* you. i was literally going to say that myself, but then reconsidered. i'm glad someone said it, though! as a language student, that bugged the crap outta me. DX

    • @Kirakuarimasen
      @Kirakuarimasen Pƙed 4 lety +15

      Was looking for this!
      Studied a bit of japanese and even with so little you can know this so easily hahahaha

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Pƙed 4 lety +11

      at least he had the translation correct XD

    • @ChangeOtaku
      @ChangeOtaku Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @@Kirakuarimasen im brazilian and ONLY watch animes... and thats enough for me to know that ashuashuashuas

    • @user-fu2ok6pw7h
      @user-fu2ok6pw7h Pƙed 4 lety +11

      And my mI only know this because of death note lol

  • @Sunny-bc6zd
    @Sunny-bc6zd Pƙed 4 lety +70

    2:11 nothing wrong with actually liking how your "fru-fru" coffee tastes, as opposed to forcing yourself to choke down black coffee

    • @gastoniskissabull6813
      @gastoniskissabull6813 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Chokes on coffe aggressively

    • @zabbee2323
      @zabbee2323 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Me, who likes the taste of black coffee: . . .

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@zabbee2323 That's completely fine! As long as you don't act superior over those who prefer other types of coffee, then you're good :)

    • @Irukshi-up3ou
      @Irukshi-up3ou Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      I take my coffee black. I'm a masochist.

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES Pƙed 4 lety +408

    Ah, the IQ test. The immediate mark of children or people with no real argument

    • @thefrozenflames1658
      @thefrozenflames1658 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      They probably don’t even know that IQ tests are usually about how well/quick you learn

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Are IQ tests actually real? I feel like it's a fake thing just to attempt bragging rights.

    • @thefrozenflames1658
      @thefrozenflames1658 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      They’re real but they don’t really prove you *know* stuff

    • @BestBES
      @BestBES Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@WulfspyderThe only way I've seen people in real life actually use them is to see if a child is mentally challenged.

    • @anonymouspotato7538
      @anonymouspotato7538 Pƙed 4 lety +16

      @@Wulfspyder They are, but it by no means actually quantifies real intelligence, even the guy who created the IQ test said it shouldn't be used for that. Honestly, the IQ test is just about how good you can put the square peg in the square hole in the least number of tries.

  • @havokvladimirovichstalinov
    @havokvladimirovichstalinov Pƙed 4 lety +744

    "There's nothing I hate more than Injustice"
    Calm down son its just a game

    • @alvarodebarrio7718
      @alvarodebarrio7718 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Yeah try tekken or mk 11

    • @ttsreadsredditstories2923
      @ttsreadsredditstories2923 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Fair. lol

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      *shows them Tekken vs Capcom*
      *points to Bad Boxart Megaman*
      You were saying?
      😂👍

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      “I mean I get the micro transactions and Loot Boxes are annoying ,but they’re at least eat to get through without”
      The sad thing is that it clearly a joke but there are people that’s seriously do do that

    • @unguardedgorillas1760
      @unguardedgorillas1760 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I love injustice 2.

  • @kiraxbara456blitz6
    @kiraxbara456blitz6 Pƙed 4 lety +260

    "Oh no! Grandma is having a heart attack! Quick! Call 9-11!"
    "We don't call 9-11 here! *blam blam blam blam blam*"
    ~rslash 2020

  • @valleyard8674
    @valleyard8674 Pƙed 4 lety +146

    "I'm not a weeaboo"
    Says the guy that thinks he can kill someone just because he bought a katana...
    Good going...good going...

    • @a.s.g8334
      @a.s.g8334 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Makes sense...

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      You most likely don’t even need a lot of force to take him down, just run for a bit and wear him down to the point where he can’t move any further

    • @-mcpie-6802
      @-mcpie-6802 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Does that mean that having about 12 nerf guns makes me a school shooter? Even though I'm not american or not in america to begin with?

    • @AndrevusWhitetail
      @AndrevusWhitetail Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Best part is it's most likely just a shitty, dull wall-hanger you can get at some local metal prop store. I also have a "katana" like that just for decorative purposes, and that shit can't even cut water it's that fake.

    • @drawingdog7369
      @drawingdog7369 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Isn't a otako worse??
      The chain of anime
      Weebs: ok
      Weeaboos: pls calm down a bit
      Otako: oh god oh god nooooooooo

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES Pƙed 4 lety +673

    "'Always fantized,' which is spelled incorrectly"
    "This guy just admitted to being scared of his own reflection"
    Coming in hot today, rSlash 😂

  • @marie-jeannebeaudet6764
    @marie-jeannebeaudet6764 Pƙed 4 lety +379

    "My name is [ blank ] and i fight evil" wow...sounds like a great fanfiction right here đŸ€”

    • @marie-jeannebeaudet6764
      @marie-jeannebeaudet6764 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@kurraburr1179 That's.....something 😐

    • @a.s.g8334
      @a.s.g8334 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @@kurraburr1179 wait till a woman kicks his damn balls... with boots

    • @DeltaBlazin
      @DeltaBlazin Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@a.s.g8334 *Metal plated boots*

    • @a.s.g8334
      @a.s.g8334 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@DeltaBlazin Thanks

    • @Ghost-np2ey
      @Ghost-np2ey Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@a.s.g8334 like that dude from boondocks

  • @zehelzess
    @zehelzess Pƙed 4 lety +66

    Ermahgerd, what’s with these weird weebos?
    I as a Japanese descendent cringed so hard.
    Even my dead ancestors are facepalming so hard in their grave in samurai armours.

    • @meme_god5075
      @meme_god5075 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Your ancestors: *visible disappointment*

    • @t1me212
      @t1me212 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Behalf on all Americans I am terribly sorry

    • @cherrypepsi2815
      @cherrypepsi2815 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      On behalf of all Canadians and Germans, I am terribly sorry for this.

    • @GuardianWithAGu
      @GuardianWithAGu Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Ikr it’s like they threaten to kill you with their katana acting like they aren’t walking 100 steps a day max

    • @cherrypepsi2815
      @cherrypepsi2815 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@GuardianWithAGu 15*
      They use two steps to get to the fridge, 5 steps while waiting for it to microwave, 3 steps to get to the bucket they shit in, and 5 steps to turn on the TV and sit down

  • @idmratpictures8514
    @idmratpictures8514 Pƙed 4 lety +65

    "Family is everything, but my pack is my world."
    Mate, you're a walking contradiction waiting to happen.

  • @NicholasJScott
    @NicholasJScott Pƙed 4 lety +133

    3:32 dude sounds straight like an anime villain monologuing before killing someone...I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY. Sounds like he is gonna strike an anime pose before entering a school while holding a toy gun trying to be threaten

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I'd take his threat very seriously if I were you. While rSlash was reading it I almost died from boredom.

    • @SpaceAuddity93
      @SpaceAuddity93 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      It was quite a word salad with no dressing.

    • @c.j.dingus1261
      @c.j.dingus1261 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Now I'm just imagining a carpet kid entering the school building, whipping out a Nerf pistol, and screaming, "MY STAND SUGGESTS THE EMPEROR CARD"

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers Pƙed 4 lety +3

      And now I'm imagining that kid saying "Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAGH!"

    • @shane658
      @shane658 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      : 3 straight outta Cory in the house

  • @kitlindberg127
    @kitlindberg127 Pƙed 4 lety +311

    Entitled people: I'm gonna kill you
    Me: *minding my own business*
    Also entitled people: ASSAULT!!!ARREST THEM

    • @siriusdragon
      @siriusdragon Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Also dude is making all these threats IN TEXT. so there's a PAPER TRAIL. Like OP screen shot and make a nice phonecall to the popo.
      WOOP WOOP ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE!!

    • @ProphetofTables
      @ProphetofTables Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

  • @t34tim3
    @t34tim3 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    Person: * shows teeth, revealing 4 big fangs *
    OP: I'm not playing your edgy roleplaying games, gtfo

  • @AngelinaParker
    @AngelinaParker Pƙed 4 lety +69

    I mean, I'm cringe, but like, not this cringe. This is just sad.

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Just bunch of dudes thinking with their nuts and guns to make them feel superior. NOthing new. Idiots been doing that since we were living in the caves.

    • @evanmcauley4788
      @evanmcauley4788 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I too, am cringe smothered with heavy sarcasm. But I can't even sarcasm my way into this much cringe

    • @EvilMeganium
      @EvilMeganium Pƙed 3 lety

      I am the definition of cringe so i cant cringe at them ;-;

  • @Wilson91191
    @Wilson91191 Pƙed 4 lety +129

    To the Starbucks guy: good job spending more money on a cup of regular coffee, rather than getting it cheaper elsewhere

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      And getting it better elsewhere. Starbucks is the worst.

    • @darpi1260
      @darpi1260 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Yes why does he think people go to Starbucks to get straight coffee so they can't look tough no to show all those "twigs" how to be a "man"

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Like why would you buy black coffee at starbucks? It’s like... going to a a fancy ice cream store and buying plain vanilla (not even french vanilla cause that is the good stuff or even vanilla bean, I am talking like BASIC).

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      yep, you pay extra for the pretentiousness

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 Pƙed rokem

      ...a little bit cheaper and a little bit worse...
      Those who dump on Starbucks... are unpersuasive. Very.

  • @kyototomokui6676
    @kyototomokui6676 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    As a furry, the thumbnail made me laugh. Also, there is a direct exact word for “shinigami” in English. It means “Grim Reaper.”

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    If that dude actually has Japanese kanji tattood on him I can almost guarantee the artist wrote something other than "shinigami"

  • @ryandthatsit6323
    @ryandthatsit6323 Pƙed 4 lety +42

    If someone threatened to kill me with that speech, I'd have done it myself loooong before they shut up

    • @bunnyslippers191
      @bunnyslippers191 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Oh, yeah. I very nearly actually did. You know it's bad when you find yourself yelling, "Oh, FFS just shut up already! JFC on a crutch, guy!" at your computer monitor. I swear I have permanently injured my eye rolling muscles after that one.

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 Pƙed rokem

      _The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly_ had a line about that...

  • @paulofrota3958
    @paulofrota3958 Pƙed 4 lety +147

    To that last guy the only possible reply would be:
    than*

  • @necrosis6037
    @necrosis6037 Pƙed 4 lety +17

    “tAkE iT lIkE a MaN!” *proceeds to complain about people sharing things he’s said*

  • @lunarstar397
    @lunarstar397 Pƙed 4 lety +24

    The league of legends one would be funnier if the guy turned around after him saying bears 4 large fangs and said "sorry dude I'm not into furry role playing"

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 Pƙed 4 lety +28

    11:14 "I've always fantasized about beating up criminals...oh well, guess I'll do the next best thing and beat up civilians at bars"
    Lol, wut

  • @gabrielmoreno7112
    @gabrielmoreno7112 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    I, as a furry myself, would like to face down this "wild" furry to see how "wild" they are

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat Pƙed 4 lety +47

    My favorite threat ever was Moe telling Bart during a prank call:
    "If I ever get my hands on you I'm gonna rip out your eyes and shove 'em down yer pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you!"
    Man, I miss those old episodes.

  • @lattye7040
    @lattye7040 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    "Shinigami, there's no direct english translation" LMAO nah homie 死 = death/die 焞 = God
    it aint hard to say death god as a literal translation

  • @zally8183
    @zally8183 Pƙed 4 lety +240

    "I'm not a weeb, I'm an otaku!"
    Does this guy not realise that being an otaku is considered to be much worse than a weeb?
    EDIT: It seems that the actual meaning of both words and actual relation to one another is actually not so clear. My understanding may be different to some others understanding. Honestly, I would delete the comment as it's not exactly some clever joke that I want to cherish and it appears to be somewhat controversial but... Well I don't often get this many likes.

    • @Coolhand118
      @Coolhand118 Pƙed 4 lety

      Yea...

    • @EvaHoshizora
      @EvaHoshizora Pƙed 4 lety +22

      It's not really.
      The problem is that an Otaku that only watches anime is a weeaboo.
      An Otaku that studies Japenese culture is just an anime fan with more knowledge.
      In Japan, Otaku is just the equivalent to a stan ig.

    • @Coolhand118
      @Coolhand118 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@EvaHoshizora *maybe that's the point*

    • @spiritbaki108
      @spiritbaki108 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Shouldn't we respect everyone and not judge them?

    • @zally8183
      @zally8183 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      @@spiritbaki108 That's not what I meant. I myself have no problems with otaku and I'm at least weeb level in terms of how much of an anime fan I am. But some people (especially Japanese culture) is just more naturally judgemental and some word just naturally have bad negative connotations.

  • @BTBSOUNDS
    @BTBSOUNDS Pƙed 4 lety +46

    I spent the last 2 hours chopping meat and veggies making stir fry. I was eating while watching this this. Then it happened... that *reveals teeth, showing 4 big fangs* came. I almost choked to death on my sweet and sour chicken. In my attempt to reach for the water my elbow hit my food, the food was hot, I moved my arm, the plate fell to the floor. Now I have sweet and sour in my carpet. It will stay there forever.
    All of that to say I literally almost died laughing at that part😂

    • @MamaLauren523
      @MamaLauren523 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Sounds like my daily life 🙄 Glad you survived 👍

    • @katelamb4073
      @katelamb4073 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Oh no!! Sorry that happened but.... it was pretty funny though. I cringed before I laughed though. Lol. đŸ€ŠđŸŒâ€â™€ïžđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @islaydragons1563
    @islaydragons1563 Pƙed 4 lety +14

    3:41
    This is just an edgy Mary Sue DND character. I’ve seen soooo many of this kind of player.

  • @jaycee1670
    @jaycee1670 Pƙed 4 lety +14

    "Listen here, snowflake-
    Ad: PEGI 18, HERE TO SHOW YOU-"
    "I can kill you."
    Love being interrupted mid video. Not even being sarcastic. It just makes it even better. I can't take it seriously and then I just have this ad come in mid-way and everything is just a joke tbh.

  • @wootopia97
    @wootopia97 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    Three of my managers today said they could fix something for me that broke, I told them I'll just go to the handy man but they insisted that they could fix it, 20 minutes of me standing there watching them all fail and their egos deflating. Now that's what I call a good day 😂

  • @giulioturina2772
    @giulioturina2772 Pƙed 4 lety +64

    Ngl when he said "My name is _____ and I destroy evil" I legit almost choked on my choccy milk

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I almost broke a tooth from cringing too hard. 😬

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@NoirRaven dude this shit is so hard not to cringe at! I can't believe that all of these people are for real... The one that killed me the most was "I am the most feared man in America".. Ah yeah, that's definitely what top tier criminals do, they go around screaming everywhere how much of a criminal they are. Fucking Christ

    • @Vanyro0
      @Vanyro0 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I thought "Batman, is that you?"

    • @clumpograpes1744
      @clumpograpes1744 Pƙed 4 lety

      Can I have a sip of your choccy milk?? :) pLeAsE

    • @giulioturina2772
      @giulioturina2772 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@clumpograpes1744 sorry, I already drank all of it :(

  • @jaycee1670
    @jaycee1670 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    7:20
    "If I charge, follow me."
    He's going into hell itself so you better follow him. He ain't going alone.
    "If I retreat, kill me."
    He's doing this for his daughter and if he can't handle all the glitter and princesses, just kill him so he won't have to deal with the shame. He's sorry he was so weak.
    "If I die, avenge me."
    The princesses and barbies were too much. He couldn't handle the childishness. The cringe.
    If he dies in that park today, _Kill the princesses._

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity Pƙed 4 lety +2

      So we gonna go fight Cinderella for those glass slippers or nah?

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I love the idea that the Starbucks guy is saying how he's just staring at someone while he's drinking a black coffee with nothing else, and then expecting that the other person can see through the same non-transparent coffee cup and getting embarrassed about it, when really the guy's just like "Why the hell is that weirdo staring at me for no reason?"

  • @elizaalmabuena
    @elizaalmabuena Pƙed 4 lety +103

    “One of the most feared people in the US”..... he’s a Mexican!,

  • @starbird3939
    @starbird3939 Pƙed 4 lety +34

    Edgelord: (spews vitriol)
    Me: (calmly sips her tea on a quiet winter morning)

    • @thezoltarr2893
      @thezoltarr2893 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      What's tae

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      The Zoltarr blueberry black tea with some half and half.
      Or if you asking “How am I doing/what’s the tea?”, I am doing great.

    • @thezoltarr2893
      @thezoltarr2893 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@starbird3939 oh you mean hot water with fruits ok

    • @NameChanger9000
      @NameChanger9000 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Cringe :/

    • @thezoltarr2893
      @thezoltarr2893 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@NameChanger9000 xd

  • @Berserker-zw8cf
    @Berserker-zw8cf Pƙed 4 lety +18

    Most of these sound like people who take role-playing way too seriously

    • @kits6369
      @kits6369 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      *bites your gluteus maximus*

    • @olympusinruins4743
      @olympusinruins4743 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I've been in several RP groupchats, but its a common rule to not RP with someone you dont know. It makes you look like an idiot.

    • @t1me212
      @t1me212 Pƙed 3 lety

      as an ex-rper, we don't go this far lmao

  • @templebeast1324
    @templebeast1324 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    That was adorable and funny. Seriously, They think that stuff is intimidating, but in fact I find it adorable.
    Like ''I'm a demon that will kill you if you make me angry.''. Yeah, if You're a demon then I'm The King Of Europe.
    Great video, it made my day!

  • @ttsreadsredditstories2923
    @ttsreadsredditstories2923 Pƙed 4 lety +136

    rSlash ty so much !! I didn't know you watched my content!! 😭

  • @FEEAR1000
    @FEEAR1000 Pƙed 4 lety +22

    I love the Bark Snarl Growl in the title lmao

  • @75silverfish
    @75silverfish Pƙed 4 lety +6

    "I'm going to punch you so hard, that it's going to hurt really bad". Lmao, I got such a good laugh out of that last statement. It fit the theme so well.

  • @yaakovborovoi5905
    @yaakovborovoi5905 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    11:30 I'm pretty sure Shinigami translates directly to "death god" so saying that it has no English word is stupid

    • @dorcasmutton6335
      @dorcasmutton6335 Pƙed 3 lety

      It does, that's what they are in death note anyways

  • @effingsmashing5551
    @effingsmashing5551 Pƙed 4 lety +65

    I’m sure we could have been treated to a Yugo sound clip with the ARROOO

    • @MeatHusk
      @MeatHusk Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Sarah Johnstone yeah we need more pupper noises!!

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    "Avenge Me!"
    I saw that and had a ptsd flashback to the Flashgitz video where the furries *ahem* yiffed the space marines to death and one was screaming to another "AVENGE ME BROTHER!! AVENGE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Pƙed 4 lety

      Nothing can stand before the might of our Awoo.

    • @deadtempleknight.6332
      @deadtempleknight.6332 Pƙed 4 lety

      i just love how his shirt says ''if i retreat, kill me'' so, if he retreats, you kill him, then you kill the person who killed him

  • @neonwolf9978
    @neonwolf9978 Pƙed 4 lety +14

    To the guy that’s wants to cut my fingers off, I would have just said “jokes on you I don’t have any fingers”

  • @MD_Narrations
    @MD_Narrations Pƙed 4 lety +4

    "LET'S COMPARE IQ TESTS!"
    Me: 😂 "I have a sneaking suspicion that your parents were brother and sister"

  • @k-osmonaut8807
    @k-osmonaut8807 Pƙed 4 lety +35

    If cringe kills.
    I am a ghost now.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      My soul: *died again*

    • @k-osmonaut8807
      @k-osmonaut8807 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@MrSuperbeast92 OOF

    • @BestBES
      @BestBES Pƙed 4 lety +1

      The fact that these people actually think they sound cool... *Yikes*

  • @kyasvpa
    @kyasvpa Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Title: *Not Censored*
    In video: *CENSORED*
    very epic logic

  • @christiankopet5891
    @christiankopet5891 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    8:35 the best part is that he tried to intimidate someone by "showing his fangs" over a text message đŸ˜‚đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

  • @ghostgabe81
    @ghostgabe81 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Coworker: "Oh cool, what does Shinigami mean?"
    Badass: *proceeds to give a play-by-play of the entire plot of Bleach*

  • @DewCrewGamingYT
    @DewCrewGamingYT Pƙed 4 lety +13

    7:12 I about lost it when he just said "arooooooo" to the guys bio xD
    EDIT: 7:10 , sorry
    -NeoBlade

  • @latinoamericancharcoal2076
    @latinoamericancharcoal2076 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    3:22
    Nootmare: **unholy screeching** *HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE ONE FRICKIN THING THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE?!*
    me: Jesus m8 calm down.....

  • @zenithas4785
    @zenithas4785 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    "Afraid of his own reflection" - I actually laughed at that one.

    • @meme_god5075
      @meme_god5075 Pƙed 4 lety

      Relatable, except my reason is quite simple

  • @starchild3215
    @starchild3215 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    7:19 You know what's funny? My friend has the same exact shirt and he is just the nicest person I know. Maybe he got it ironically

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    5:00 the "real life super hero group" sounds like a group Dwight from The Office would start.

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield Pƙed 4 lety

      And oddly enough there is a movie Rainn Wilson was in about that very premise called Super

  • @siriusdragon
    @siriusdragon Pƙed 4 lety +16

    "There's no direct English translation *proceeds to give a translation of it*"
    Shinigami is a GOD OF DEATH, basically the grim reaper. A SHINIGAMI IS A SHINTO GOD. And yes sure, its a widely used trope in Anime. (I know all this because I too am a bit of a weeb, and named my black cat Shinigami.)
    But you aren't cool for getting it tattooed along your back (and it probably wasn't properly spelled? since i'm pretty sure there's like MAYBE one or two characters for it, i could be wrong but Japanese Kanji don't work like English lettering), and you DEFIANTLY aren't cool for trying to be all "edgelord" about it.

    • @Kainmaster
      @Kainmaster Pƙed 4 lety +4

      死焞 = Shinigami. So yes, it's 2 characters.

    • @joes.6104
      @joes.6104 Pƙed 2 lety

      @Forlorn Warrior are you sure that's Kanji? Looks like Chinese 死焞 (sishen) to me. Translation is correct but I didn't realise Chinese and Japanese would be written exactly the same here

  • @faith8040
    @faith8040 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I'm laughing at the response to the coffee guy.... one of my favorite snacks is chocolate covered espresso beans đŸ€Ł

  • @FelisTerras
    @FelisTerras Pƙed 4 lety +1

    02:30-03:36 is the literal definition of 'Too long, don't read'. Reminds me of that scene in Golden Girls, where Rose counts down the many ways to say goodbye, until Dorothy tells her to 'Get lost'.

  • @d9981
    @d9981 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    0:58
    Reddittors: This is an avengers level thread

  • @kuroyuki6254
    @kuroyuki6254 Pƙed 4 lety +15

    "It doesn't have a direct translation in English"
    *proceeds to translate it in English*

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Yep. Honestly... that guy probably don't know any Japanese. There are words that are not translatable but shinigami is not one of them.

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@Ikajo I mean I don't know a lot of Japanese either (only N5), but shinigami is pretty simple

    • @Xolivas1
      @Xolivas1 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I imagine that it was one of those bootleg "Japanese" tattoos that say Shinigami...but when translated, is actually "PUKE".

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Pƙed 4 lety

      @@kuroyuki6254 I... actually do know Japanese. I studied it for over two years and can speak decently. Reading is a bit more difficult but, yeah. But you would never find a Japanese person tattooing "Grim reaper" on their body...

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@Xolivas1 Eh... the symbols for shinigami is "death" and "god" combined. Those words are very easy to find and thus easy to verify. There are certainly other words that is a bit more difficult to verify and can have a more varied meaning.

  • @RookwingsKirk
    @RookwingsKirk Pƙed 4 lety +1

    A guy I knew had problems with reality, especially when drunk, and one time when he was visiting he put his hand on my arm and said,
    "Shh! There's a car outside!"
    Fed up with his nonsense I replied, "Ken! They're ALL outside!"
    He never did try that paranoia rubbish on me again.

  • @floridaskeleton6507
    @floridaskeleton6507 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    3:40
    How much y’all wanna bet, this kid is thirteen, and is the kind of person to challenge someone to a fight, and immediately back out when the other person accepts

  • @RUDE7643
    @RUDE7643 Pƙed 4 lety +53

    The one where the guy used both “bringer of death” and “death bringer” to describe a Shinigami was priceless. Also, grimreaper would be the exact word for it in English (I know not really, and there are some differences between a shinigami and the Grim Reaper, but for a short explanation it would be comparable enough).

    • @headraline
      @headraline Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I was about to say that lmao.
      what a dumbass. XD

    • @prince_sylex
      @prince_sylex Pƙed 4 lety +12

      i thought it meant deathgod, but he sure showed me.

    • @EvaHoshizora
      @EvaHoshizora Pƙed 4 lety +10

      The closest would be god of death.
      But I was searching your comment xD

    • @hararingloss3304
      @hararingloss3304 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      I was about to comment the same, god of death is the correct translation and the equivalent would be grim reaper. Also the otaku/weaboo one. Like, otaku has turned into a subculture for people that like anime/manga but you can literally be otaku for anything. It means fanatic in the bad sense. Someone who's *really* into something... so a weaboo. I fucking hate that people call themselves experts but know basically nothing. Like, you can like Japanese culture, but that doesn't mean you know japanese or are japanese or japanese culture can bend to your convenience or that japanese culture is superior (every culture has its ups and downs so every culture can be appreciated and criticized). Like, can people like things and not try to make it a personality trait?

    • @RUDE7643
      @RUDE7643 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Hararin Gloss I hate when people use a foreign work and when you ask them to explain they respond, “well it doesn’t have an equivalent in English” in a condescending tone. I can almost guarantee that whatever the meaning is can be explained in at least a sentence or two.

  • @solr7001
    @solr7001 Pƙed 4 lety +26

    For anyone wondering
    Otaku: appreciates Anime and Manga specifically
    Weeb: like Japanese culture in general

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Oh so they aren't just different names for the same thing. I learned a thing!

    • @galeden5700
      @galeden5700 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      In Japan, Otaku means to like something in excess of normal intrest, it's just more commonly used as a derogatory title for people that openly enjoy anime/manga/games.
      Weeabo is a the term for those who excessively enjoy Japanese culture and media, often believing it to be a superior culture over their own countrys'.

    • @digizilla164
      @digizilla164 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      So they are the same thing got it.

    • @galeden5700
      @galeden5700 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@digizilla164 technically yes, Japanese actually think Weebs are a bit worse however, since they already have a negative preconception of foreigners, and when you have them acting like the people they view as disgusting even by their own cultural standards, it compounds into a much more negative outlook, they're just too polite to say it to you.

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 Pƙed 4 lety

      I’m an otaku then.

  • @dustintidmore7026
    @dustintidmore7026 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    2:31
    What an eloquent death threat. Like... He wants them to die, but be wants them to enjoy the journey.
    But I'm still calling the cops.

  • @raiderguard5777
    @raiderguard5777 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    well i think "shinigami" translates to the exact word of "death god"

  • @geraltofrivia6461
    @geraltofrivia6461 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    I know how to make these people cry in a corner, just say “anime is gay” since all these weeaboos and otika or whatever seem to go on about katanas and speak like they’re in an anime

    • @spiritbaki108
      @spiritbaki108 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Uhhh, this is a joke, riiiight?

    • @brokenhalosc0810
      @brokenhalosc0810 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Im a veteran weeb and i have to say even i think most anime is gay but funny

  • @finny5214
    @finny5214 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    I am a furry.
    Tbh I am dissapointed in some of people in this community...

    • @whoahanant
      @whoahanant Pƙed 4 lety +4

      It probably is an Otherkin since they typically refer to themselves with animal qualities.

    • @finny5214
      @finny5214 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@whoahanant yeh

    • @brainnowork7800
      @brainnowork7800 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Same, it’s really disappointing sometimes and people wonder why furries are disliked by so many people

    • @finny5214
      @finny5214 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@brainnowork7800 I have done nothing wrong to people / normies. And i have gotten hate. Not much. But a bit.

    • @brainnowork7800
      @brainnowork7800 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      FearlessMiksu same it’s sad how rude people can be sometimes

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Ugh it really sucks to know that at the beginning of the Internet, I would have belonged here. A young, angry me encountering so many other tough guys online just made me one too.
    So glad I grew out of that. Embarrassing.

  • @souvlaki._
    @souvlaki._ Pƙed 4 lety

    Hey, I just want to quickly thank you, Rslash, for starting to upload daily on your podcast! I really enjoy your podcast because I usually listen and don’t watch your videos and I always found myself wishing you uploaded to it more frequently. Thank you!

  • @cerpintaxt362
    @cerpintaxt362 Pƙed 4 lety +21

    If you kill him when he retreats, how do you avenge him?

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Pƙed 4 lety +3

      If he retreats then the one who defeated him is himself, in essence making the execution also count as avenging him.

    • @applecider2754
      @applecider2754 Pƙed 4 lety

      I think bo made a song answering your question

  • @dajakel5
    @dajakel5 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    I tried to look for that good person inside me, I just found more depression!!!

  • @emilynightray
    @emilynightray Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I almost bled to death with how much I was cut on this edge.

  • @AdamMurrayBPS
    @AdamMurrayBPS Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Fun fact from a actual psychic: Being a psychic "warrior" is actually against what psychic abilities are meant for, They arent meant for hurting or mentally damaging others. They are meant to help and lift others-

    • @a.s.g8334
      @a.s.g8334 Pƙed 4 lety

      Finally someone got it right

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion Pƙed 4 lety +1

      they probably got the idea of a "psychic warrior" from superhero comics/shows (like X-Men) or anime/manga (...too many people with psychic powers that use them for battle purposes...) and thought it was "cool". lmfao

  • @thesymbiotenation.4552
    @thesymbiotenation.4552 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    *Slow Claps* We feel bad for this people, because they're wasting their time...

  • @truthecamacho9715
    @truthecamacho9715 Pƙed 4 lety +26

    Man:OK BOOMER
    Boomer:I’m not a boomer(Writes a paragraph about being a boomer)
    Thanos:Reality is often times disappointing but this, this does put a smile on my face

  • @windchaser12
    @windchaser12 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I had a crappy day today... stress HAD. This made me laugh. Thank you! :)

  • @kataseiko
    @kataseiko Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I'm pretty sure that in many english speaking countries you can send the police to their home for threatening violence and/or murder. I'd love to see their reaction to that.

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE Pƙed 4 lety +29

    "When you get up to heaven, tell the angels that you've never seen evil so personified...as in the face of the man who killed you!!!" #moreorless
    Anyone remember that one??? xD

  • @uzaiyaro
    @uzaiyaro Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I actually know the person who owns the fursuit used in this thumbnail. She's actually rather nice, and it's just one of her characters.

  • @Bored_Overthinker
    @Bored_Overthinker Pƙed 3 lety +2

    7:10
    GODDAMMIT, OP YOU'RE MAKING THE FEW SANE FURRIES OUT THERE LOOK BAD!!! *STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD PLEASE*

  • @Lulu-xl5cm
    @Lulu-xl5cm Pƙed 2 lety +1

    As someone with diagnosed autism, I can see it through some of these posts. I would come up with similar stuff when I was young.

  • @Oh_the_humanity
    @Oh_the_humanity Pƙed 4 lety +7

    [0:45] I thought jokes were meant to be funny.

  • @SOUP_2970
    @SOUP_2970 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    Man: If you talk to my gf like that ever again you’ll get to see the demon inside me
    OP: OUTTA THIS HOUSE! OUTTA THIS HOUSE!

    • @meme_god5075
      @meme_god5075 Pƙed 4 lety

      Is this a Jo...
      Jo reference?

    • @paden1865able
      @paden1865able Pƙed 4 lety

      @@meme_god5075 Either that or it's a Naruto reference.

  • @MrArgenon
    @MrArgenon Pƙed 4 lety +1

    One could cut the universe in half with this much edge

  • @deinogreenstreet8631
    @deinogreenstreet8631 Pƙed 4 lety

    I like the extra commentary from you, rslash, it's my favourite part

  • @calebl4103
    @calebl4103 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    is it weird that I’m genuinely terrified of fursuits

  • @kikidome210
    @kikidome210 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    The person that was saying he was a superhero this is his them song: dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna mentaly disabled man

  • @DogPerson626
    @DogPerson626 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    1:40 the likely scenario is that those two work together and Hannah is the head of HR.

  • @lando8913
    @lando8913 Pƙed 4 lety

    How could you not end this one with puppy bloopers??

  • @SirDunzo
    @SirDunzo Pƙed 4 lety +5

    I once killed the Enderdragon...
    *IN HARDCORE*

  • @cheemsdoge
    @cheemsdoge Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Ssssoooo...
    It’s all weebs and furries?
    Edit: oops, “it’s an Otaku not a weeb!”

  • @jarrettgreen1948
    @jarrettgreen1948 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    “Most fear people in America” does this guy work for the IRS?

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Pƙed 4 lety +1

    1:10 "And they will be proven dumber, because my IQ is in the double digits, I'd like to see them best that"

  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Hi welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?

    • @nuclearshorts1243
      @nuclearshorts1243 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I once killed an Enderman...
      With a WOODEN sword

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@nuclearshorts1243 Dude I killed an enderman AND a creeper with my own fist

    • @NameChanger9000
      @NameChanger9000 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@desiterdane4286 oh my god you're so special

  • @2scrub4you87
    @2scrub4you87 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    4 dislikes thats the most rslash should get maybe even less

  • @mria4078
    @mria4078 Pƙed 4 lety

    8:13 "Hello butthole"
    Just how you said it, I lost it. I'm laughing harder then I should at this

  • @Ethan-fj2cn
    @Ethan-fj2cn Pƙed 4 lety +1

    2:33 wait, if he is saying goodbye to his last day that means he won't die😂