The MMA Guru On Jon Jones Closet G4Y, Shattering His Grandmas Ankle, Joe Rogan In UFC And More
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2024
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0:00 - Guru refuses to socialize with other humans
0:45 - Guru comparing socializing with horror movies
1:42 - Making Jon Jones closeted g4y video + laughs at colby covington admitting jon jones forced him to wash his dishes
3:41 - Would Joe Rogan be good fighter in the UFC if he joined young
5:22 - Tells story about him shattering his grandmas foot and ankle
6:55 - Pereira denying Ankalaev title fight?
Guru's a weird guy
Forever will be
He talks about girls like a little boy lol
Bro is always calling people soy while he hides in the house with crippling social anxiety.
Texting a girl "to get laid" bro you're never getting laid with that hair.
flew to south africa to meet ddp and kai karra
@@leoochofaigh6714 And they all ditched him 😭
"Do as I say not as I *pisses in bucket then eats fried chicken without washing his hands* do chat".
Is that actually soy? i need to know genuinely.
According to guru - working out is soy, eating healthy is soy, maintaining your appearance is soy & socialising is soy. I hope his viewers view him as a source of giggles and nothing more. He's a case of what NOT TO DO.
I see him as a good mma content creator. If he has social issues then that sucks for him. Mocking him for that just makes you a shitty person. You’re probably just jealous that he’s making bank and you’re a nobody.
Guru needs a decent mushroom trip to reset his rather large ego
@@user--710 amen
@user--710 he needs to meet Paul Stamets
The only things I can admire about him are how dedicated he is to streaming and how real he is
Everything else… yeah, he’s an entertainer, not a role model lol
Bros like 25 stressing about social interactions💀
Yeah So? that's normal kid
@@Marouane0 for who?
He is Autistic, what do you expect
Socialising beyond 21 with your own age group nowadays is so cringe. Nobody is normal anymore and they are too impacted by the attitudes of our times. You get to like 25, 26 still hanging out with the same people doing the same thing they were doing at 18 and you just look around and find yourself out of place.
@@Marouane0virgin
0:22 - it most certainly isn't happening soon
🐐
Guru got invited to go behind a dumpster.
Guru low key a comedian 😂
Very low ley
@@rocketduck44 errr yeah… ok 👍
I can relate to what Guru was saying. I've had a very active social life & naturally was a social person but these past few years things unintentionally shifted and I got out of touch with most people and it really does feel weird. Especially when there's nothing going on around here anymore..
Too real
it was covid, being social distanced that long really messed some people up
Stop being a weirdo
I can relate. Politics has ruined everyones personality
You are going to end up in a South Park episode
He’s already in every season wears a red jacket and a blue beanie
@@benballard5900😂😂😂
Southpark hasn't been relevant.
@@Bigjuicydumbdumbcertainly isn't funny anymore
3:30 - guru is definitely gay
sup leftlane love the content
@@the-mma-central appreciate it bro
@@yan1914 yeah I wouldn’t be surprised honestly
Saying that you’ve had hookups but never kissed a girl is sus as fuck
Appreciate the sub tho
@@LeftLaneMMAlol true like how the hell to get to that point without kissing? Like that’s usually how it starts I couldn’t imagine hooking up without foreplay
@@LeftLaneMMAit’s not that rare tho
Just say fucking no to people, you can easily say no to invites
Jones really is in that ymca club
Streets need the Jon Jones is gay video
1:48 realist comment ever
Bro turned his Nan into Chris Weidman
Colby a beta male. Jon Jones is on the DL
Colby does his actual fighting at the press conferences and post-fight interviews. Shows you how low the benchmark is too be charismatic in MMA because he makes more than the rest of the fighters, while actually being a bad fighter.
Jones: Do does dishes you dirty boy! You like that don't you?
after that I'll do you
Jose Aldo is black.
Ima say same thing I said on his page… a dude in a wheelchair we’ve never seen with a female ever….calling another dude gay is crazy! 😂😂😂 social media has given everyone balls 😂😊
Chinned? 😂that sure goes w the title.
Bro hasn’t streamed in two days and hasn’t uploaded the gay jones video im mad
Guru has always felt like Eric Cartman to me lol but we need him. Lol he’s the only mma CZcamsr that I like
Lmao the fact that hes the only mma youtuber you like says a ton about you, you must be similar af to him 🤣
My man needs to see a shrink quick
Youll be okay the truth is Gods will , Your doing Gods work He will protect you..Ill pray for you , you need to rise up with rightous indignation, its heavy thing to come out with some truth , hes a idol to so many what a disappointment,.
This mf compares doing regular human tasks as “solving a murder mystery” 😂
GSP is100% homosexual.
He’s married
@@CorvoAttano21 Many married men are gay.
@@CorvoAttano21to a guy
guy guys hate a messy kitchen
Guru needs to do standup id mma doesn’t work out
THANK YOU GUYS FOR 1K SUBSCRIBERS! I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
u doing Gods work big bro
I just subbed Awesome Content! 🐽
Not bad for a leech
🔥
Dude is such an incel lmao
I pray for your good health and success.
For your family as well.
@@allahalkareem8055 same goes for you brother
@@iagreewithyoujoe5782
Thank you, I appreciate it.
And you watch him...
You don’t get tired from spreading rumors about people? What kind of value set or group you belong to that teaches people to do that without regrets?
Guru would be too afraid to confront a shitty roommate about not pulling their weight
Fascinating revelations as well, childhood ocd, avoiding cracks in pavement.... The insecurities, etc, are pretty self reporting..and going to Paris ,yet choosing Disneyland says Alotta about family dynamic, your a mess guru..
Thought I was the only one who caught that. 100% symptom of OCD, which is also a symptom of high IQ.
Everyone knows gurus the family member that has always struggled hard with addiction and mental illness. I relate. I’m cool with him. I like you MMA guru bro. God bless. Give of atheist narcissism being your own God vibe but still God bless man.
Haha so true bro. Sad really. Keep praying for the kid.
This guy makes to much money being alone and lonely who needs friends
The loneliness will lead to insanity, he's halfway there already bless him 😂
Why does he think being a freak is so cool
I hate social interactions. I find them boring. I get more out of having access to thousands of different opinions online and replying to them if I choose to than randomly being stuck having to talk to a person face to face I dont respect and dont care for. At least I dont have to put up with online people in my life if I choose to talk to them. I can 100% relate to Guru.
Jones healthy again. Tom accepts a different fight 😂😂😂
He confronted Jon in person and Jones told him that he’s going to fight Stipe before they can fight meaning he will retire after Stipe because he doesn’t want the smoke.
Its becauase Jon only wants stipe, tom has made it pretty clear that he wants jon jones
What a weird thing to think about 😂
You spend to much time in your cave. You gonna wake up one day and regret not touching grass.
Opposite of ego. It’s insecure. I had this problem I’m not trolling for once. I honestly could point guru to some online gurus (no pun intended) that would actually change his life in social interactions and women. Wish I could help him.
He is overweight, ginger, and not born a Chad. There are no words you can say that will change that. Stop trolling and acting like you are better than others. You are probably not an overweight ginger and you still don't have the balls to get on camera for the public. You are way more cowardly than he is.
Guru is a virgin, which is ok.. but he needs to stop larping 😂😂😂
The downfall of this guy is coming
Why
Guru has major social anxiety and Jon Diddy Jones had Colby all meek milled up.
You would too if you were an overweight ginger non-Chad.