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Dad knew what he was doing with those wrapping skills
Dad's cought her stuck in the dryer a few times
Right... That was the joke.
☺️Yep🤣
Mountain Dew sperm killer
3
That man has a good sense of humor
Love ur profile pic
So does the whole rest of the family. Only takes one person to be offended to ruin everything lol
@@AionicApe the way you’re so protective of this nasty ass joke is mind blowing
@@boejudden9011 How am I protective? All I said was that the family has a good sense of humor haha.
Maybe take notes?
@@AionicApe i honestly don’t think anyone should take notes of this kind of sense of humor! I love joking and being goofy with my daughter but being perverted is crossing the line. For a dad to do this is creepy. My dad had five girls and he would never think to do this and he was goofy! Lol he loved to joke with us but he also respected us. What this dad did is disgusting and disrespectful and for so many people to think it’s funny is alarming and sad.
This dad is a legend
702 groomers found.
@@jasonshink6589 do you even know what that word means? You're getting some weird kick out of using it improperly.
@@AionicApe I know exactly what it means. I'm glad you support sexualizing children groomer.
retard in the video didnt realize the Mountain Dew was hinting to the dad joke of "mount and do"
@@AionicApe nah, he used it right
Guy is definitely a step dad
Truth
This dude just got away with giving her a totally last second gift pretty smart lmao
No reply’s really?
@@HaogouHangs it just aint that kinda post, i think he’s happy with the 964 likes. Nothing really to reply here
@@HaogouHangs ok
It’s whit elephant not his personal gift
He got away with child molestation 💀✌🏽
He almost got her a gift that keeps on giving
Bro I'm blind af what was in the 2 tubs
@@cullenbunnell7823 no clue
@@cullenbunnell7823 a can of nuts. 2 of them lol
Puase
😂
I could never give my daughter a gift with a sexualized sense of humor, even if he meant it in a funny way. As a father, I gotta know my place and maintain it there as what I am to her.
fr, it's weird as if you're telling her she is already old enough for THAT.
JMan Pro, you're exactly right.
Yeah if my dad this I would be so uncomfortable
Agreed ppl these days smh
I agree and it startles me to read how many people think this is “legendary” or “epic” when it’s just low brow and unbecoming.
BRO WON'T STOP TALKING
He put nuts in the balls of the gift. Legend.
And 7-Up in the shaft.
I have no idea how someone can come up with this but I love it 💀
Thanks Captain
@@ElectromagNick mountain dew. Which makes it even funnier, because it contains "dew" from a "mountain" lol
@@idcgaming518 it would've been funnier if it was 7-up. Cause it 7 inches when its up
THE MOUNTAIN DEW SHOULDVE BEEN A ROLLED UP DICKIES SHIRT-
Maybe they were out
@UrBoiEthan Just what I was thinking!
Summer sausage
Or a bottle of coke
I was thinking a dog bone
Thats the kinda dad that subscribes to his daughters only fans.
Right … this is not funny. I read this as he wants his daughter
The kind of dad whos daughter doesnt have an onlyfans.
@@DRUMofTRUTH i read this as a joke
Ayo wtf
@@DRUMofTRUTH you've got your own issues to sort out. Most normal people wouldn't have thought that...
IDC if I'm in the minority...I will NEVER make dick jokes with any of my three daughters. Let the roasting begin...
I’m with you, this is just disturbing
Yes you would stop lying
@@felixq1578 shut up...ya big dummy!!
@rubylove9475 sorry you grew up with uptight parents who didn't have any humor
Stop being a dick. We all know you have the balls to make a penis joke to you living swimmers. That's why as a kid your mom said you're a grower, not a show-er. At the end of the day your should sheath your rod jokes. They prick people the wrong way.
If these are the jokes he does with his daughters I can only imagine what jokes would be like with a son
The donut soap.
Ohh no
i think it would be the same gift
Same gift but bigger
@@halflife2fun truly what all gamers need
This dad must love his life mate
Edit: EVERYTIME I get more than 100 likes I feel threatened by it 😭
It was for his daughter... did you not read the subtitles?
@@purplemoon72 what? I know it was for his daughter
What told you I didn’t?
@@purplemoon72 wtf 😂
@@igxniisan6996 lol
@@purplemoon72 you are slow eh?
Missed opportunity to have a sausage instead of mountain dew.
If you ever feel useless just remember the guy reacting to the vid
I can remember you though
@@chaiii_teaaa5944 🤓
" That's a hat " words of innocence
He said: "What's in the bag?" Reference to the movie Se7en.
So everyone is laughing at this while I'm over here like... Isn't she young AF for him to be playing with her like that??? Uhhh NO.. THATS JUST SICK
There are LITERALLY hundreds of thousands of inappropriate videos between CZcams and tik tok. I think this one is a bit cheeky.... but judging by her reaction, she wasn't the least bit offended. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....as is humor.
Even if she's legal age, this seems kind of inappropriate. This seems like the kind of stuff that a guy would do for a female who is not related to him. It starts as a big laugh, and ends up with mattress spring creaking.
Atleast he didn't get her a real one. That's what she asked for. He just pranked her because why would you actually buy the real thing for her 🤣
Bro missed opportunity to wrap a summer sausage with the nuts
That’s an immediate divorce right there.
Exactly. Making sexual jokes with your child is just simply wrong. Especially if you're a father making a sick joke like that to your own daughter. Wouldn't even do that with my own son.
@@thewaltofphi7384 whys it wrong to you tho
@@OG_Melxn I'll answer your question with a counter question. Making a sex related joke with my child would be inappropriate and disgusting to do. I'd never do that to my child or anyone's child, would you?
@@thewaltofphi7384 İ love seeing people get offended to stuff that doesnt happen to them even girl in the vid laughed it off
@dietz4959 I mean, if that's your thing, have at it.
People don't realize how far we have fallen socially economically morally and spiritually to the majority of the world this is normal?
That is subjective. -1000 IQ statement 😂
The dad was just being smart and conservative with the wrapping. Nothing wrong here
A lot wrong here. She don't look old enough to joke like that
@Ezra Cobb Buddy, she looks like she's in high school. The fact that she was laughing at it shows that she knows this stuff already. It's really good that as a family, they could joke about stuff like that, otherwise it would always be an awkward and embarrassing thing. Besides, I was joking too.
@@DrnknThghts sounds like someone had a boring childhood with a family that’s can’t make jokes
@@taiguy53 if she's in highschool then I agree with you if not that's weird as fuck to me
@@DrnknThghts what if genital based jokes is the norm in this family?
I would have died if the Mt. Dew was actually a Summer Sausage!
This is what I was thinking
If you ever feel useless in life. Just remember the guy in the lower half of this video exists.
Bro he's reacting how about you try and do that same thing and see if you become as successful as him
@@Dollathetyrannosaurus lmfao. I'm a professional editor and VFX artist... I don't need to trick CZcams's algorithm to be successful. So I can still firmly say, he's a leech that adds nothing of substance to the content he yanks for clout.
@@GhostStealth590 Yet he actually does, there’s no reason to be hating on him.
@@GhostStealth590 and he barely needs to work for it too, seems like a fair trade
@@klondor7432 He's useless lol. My point stands regardless. He adds 0 worth to the shit he "reacts" to, and no matter how many times I dislike the video and click the "do not recommend channel" button, this leech continues to appear in my recommended feed.
Anyone think this dad is creepy? 😂
Yeap
Atleast he didn't get her a real one like she asked for. He just made a joke about it.
I love to see a family that can take jokes 🤣
I see a family that watches porn together and those kids should have been tooking away from their sick pedophile dad
Same
Bro I have a lovely family. If somebody doesn't jokes around a lot, other people get worried because something might be going on. That's how much we joke with each other
@@maruchan5675 damn, I'm kinda neurodivergent-ey and my family thinks my jokes are awful
@@dreamt0wn739 same... Jokes turn into lectures instantly
"what did you buy to me?"
"a pair of deez nuts"
Her dad is definitely suspect on that wrapping gift shape, then confirming daughter’s first initial reaction through some weird innuendo prank with nuts and a Mountain Dew bottle like that…smh🤔🤦🏽♂️
White people
Word. So many weirdos in these comments thinking this is normal..
@@ClutchPesoTV I agree, stupid people in here like, “it’s just a joke”.. but I wouldn’t even think to prank my daughter in that way.. there’s a million ways to innocently prank someone for a good laugh, but a sexual innuendo prank for your child is definitely disturbing…smh🤦🏽♂️
yeah no, i couldn't make that joke with my kids in a million years.
Cos you're a good parent with morals
@@ibross100 Placing bet's on your name bein Karen.....
@@FMK1317 you would probably fuck your kids
That’s just wierd
Same. Weird af
Honestly that was disgusting who would play disgusting jokes with daughters
Humanity is doomed and then people here in comments thinking its alright makes me sick to my stomach
Wow... You are sick. Would you rather have it be a real one like she asked for? It was appropriate to not get her the real one and joke with her.
@@jordanfourtwenty9694im sick? How
she asked for?
Then she and her dad both are sick she for asking that from her father and her father "joking" his daughter with that
The top should have been that Christmas salami or whatever it is xD
Dad missed a trick not making the shaft a Salami 🤣
dad understood the assignment
Yooooooo! What dad will joke with their daughters like this?? This was sick on so many levels!
Right!
So agree!
Wow. Would you rather he bought her the real thing she asked for... Y'all r nasty.
That’s disgusting if you think of that when you see this
Sweet home Alabama kind of dad.
That's uncledad to her!
ME NOT THINKING THE CYLINDER PART WOULD BE A MASSIVE SAUSAGE TO PAIR WITH THE NUTS GAG!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀✋✋✋✋
Does anyone else find it odd that her DAD did that?
All of us normal people.
@@tashasharps3579would you rather him actually buy her the real thing like she asked for? Come on ffs people are fuckin tarded. She asked for a dildo and got a prank...
“What’s the shaft? I gotta know” I’m fricken rolling dude🤣😂
Squirt soda 😂
@@armandobenitez2093🗿
I thought it was gonna be one of those Christmas Sausage rolls... 🤣 🤣 🤣
(Like comes with the cheese?)
Shoulda been a Darth Vader figure
Dad probably doing something sus with the daughter
Kinda reminds me of my ex-wife's step-dad. He was full of sexual innuendo and hearty laughs with his daughters. It was awkward but they all seemed to roll with it so I just assumed it was normal, for them.
A few years later he divorced and remarried into a different family with girls. He ended up getting charged and doing about 16 years of a 20 year sentence. My ex's testimony helped put him away.
Bam! Creepy...
My dad had to raise three daughters and myself, he would never make jokes like this with them but he would often with me 😂 I agree to some extent
I find it disturbing for a dad to be wrapping like that
how the smile left my body after he said "sus"
My daddy God rest his beautiful soul, was a minister and this to me is just awful. My daddy would have never done something so inappropriate
Call me a lame dad but I could never.
Yeah, this is inappropriate.
Yeah cause you are normal
And that's perfectly okay. Some people have different sense of humors because they know their kids really well and the parent is already a practical jokester. Besides, I don't think these jokes are consistent or transfer to other things. If that was the case, the daughter would've been awkward laughing... Even scared... not an embarrassed belly laugh. You could see the joy on her face. Lol
It all depends on how you grew up honestly.. And the relationship you have... Your own personality. There's nothing wrong with being like this or not being like this. 🙂
I would totally do this to friends and get a great laugh. 😂 However, my hubby is SUPER close with our girls, they have a great relationship and this is not at all appropriate and actually kinda creepy and weird.
Too frikken weird!!
Never, dont even try to make us dads believe this is good deed.
Do u know what the game white elephant is? Can u read? Does ur brain function?
Use your brain
She wouldn't have been upset if it was the real thing. 🤣
I'd hope that if a dad did ever buy a "toy" for their daughter, they wouldn't expect her to be able to take something that wide xD
Your a degenerate
She was low-key dissapointed 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Bro💀💀💀💀
No she was not
She even said "thanks god" so i don't think so
Bro the dad wanted to see if she knew something 😭
Edit: I come back to see over 1k likes dang thank you🤣 and idk what people are mad about the father just wants the best for her so plz chill 🤣
and the mission success
infottionaly
@@krebituru are you having a stroke? Do i need to call 911?
@@MemzDev a moment of silence please for this poor soul who really thought he was doin something with that abysmal and damn near contemptible insult…Please Father I God I call upon you with regard to this futile servant of yours Father God, I ask you please bless this person, Father God bless this person with your generous gift of a sense of humor…in the name of the Heavenly Father, Amen 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@@Ace.Yvonne Bruh they were just jokingly pointing out the grammar and spelling of the comment makes it almost unreadable calm down
@@Ace.Yvonne can you not? What if they are Buddhist? Or some other denomination? You would be disrespecting their religion. Same as that crazy cult in America that would baptize the dead before burial despite the deceased being followers of another religion.
If I was in that situation I’d think it was a ocarina of time
i can only imagine how long it took him just to get started lol
D jokes shouldn't be between daughters and father's.
This is a terrible father
If this ain't gonna be me with Christmases later in life lmao
Died at the canned nuts 😂😂😂
That's not a good dad. That's actually kind of creepy.
Nah. I would be REALLY FYCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
She’s laughing nervously, she’s clearly uncomfortable. Red flags everywhere.
Oh yeah. This is disgusting, seriously. My Dad would NEVER do anything like this because he's a good, honorable, respectful, loving father who knows instinctively that sexual jokes with your daughter are never appropriate. This video is creepy af man. 🤢
I couldn't be or make babies with a man that way. Despicable.
@@yumiloomerstorytime.4830 Right? I would not allow this man around my daughter
Understandably! This is inappropriate
the way he was like "WOAH WOAH WOAH"
She saying oh thank god hit really wanted what she was thinking 😭😭
A summer sausage would've been funnier
that's what I thought it was gonna be. lol I'm with you
I just commented the same fucking thing lol
Me too lol
Haha I just said the same thing
MTN DEW (mount and do)
“That’s weird, that’s suspicious”
-Cardi B
It's wrong
What's suspicious is her drugging and robbing men
Cardi B is that woman that drugged and robbed men right? Admitted it and faced no backlash, what a role model.
@@kozma8362 dude shut up. That's not what this post is even about u pedophile
@@trevorjohnson4972 what kind of scum bag are you calling people paedos. Oh and, a little dot of shit that you are will never stop me from saying what I want. Get that in your little cranium.
You know he’s a good dad if he has some pretty good humor
“Thank God”
“Goddamnit”
I think we have a different idea of what a good dad is. lol
Fr someone wilding in comments sayin best dad ever
Glad I'm not the only one that thought it was weird. I was laughing but she looks a lil young. It's weird regardless but less so if she was older.
This was just awkward.
Right
I mean it’s dark humor, I don’t think it’s that weird… I think it’s a dad treating his daughters like he would a son.
(I grew up in a family that throw dark humorous insults as jokes, along with very NSFW jokes at the younger generation that have partners.
My family aren’t scared to talk about the birds and the bees, they you how it is.
My cousin’s SO was so traumatized at first, at the start of their relationship but now just takes it and laughs; throwing some back when they think of a response back, usually not as fast as the rest of my family.)
That's weird. Why would a dad do that with his daughter? Girlfriend, maybe? Wife? The whole thing is questioning.
It's called having a sense of humor... Apparently, just like common sense, sense of humor isn't all that common anymore... If you think this is bad, try my family on for size. I am 3rd generation corruption... To put it in perspective, one summer night I was at my grandparents house, playing cribbage and other games with my grandma, parents, and their friends, parents their friends and grandma are all drinking, and this joke starts up:
Grandma: "What do you call nuts on the wall?"
Guests: "I don't know."
Gma: "Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest?"
Guests: "Oh, I get it. Chestnuts."
Gma: "Ok, good. Now what do you call nuts on your chin?"
Guests: "Chinnuts?"
Gma: "No... dick in your mouth."
everybody starts laughing, including myself. To give a little more background, I am 8 at the time. It continues on.
Gma's best friend: "But what if you only have 1 nut on your chin?"
Me (without skipping a beat): "Lance Armstrong in your mouth?"
Everybody went silent and looked at me like: "What the hell?!" then everybody busted up laughing because I had the perfect answer and didn't let the opportunity slip by.... Again, I was 8.... haha.
Again, its called a sense of humor.
And she asked for a dildo. Would you rather he got her a real one... It was a prank on what she asked for...
😂😂😂😂bro they dad is a troll for wrapping it like that
Lowkey thought the shaft was bout to be some sausage 😂😂😂
Is he a good dad? There may be more behind this
What are you saying?
It would be funny if she didn't look 14
You must be a fun person to be around pfffffff
@@outdoorcoaching you must be desensitized from watching too many inappropriate videos, and so you think this is normal behavior. Some people have moral standards
dad should have done the shaft as a can of whipped cream.
She thought it was a bad dragon but it was just deez nuts. 🤣
A family with a good sense of humor is awesome.
@Deng Nicca ❤
that's gross sense of humor but okay I guess your are from Alabama too
@@Professional--Gamer hey a wild Karen joined the chat
@@critcal I bet you Fuc your cousins too buddy 😂
@@Drako-im3yy I grew up in foster care. How you go from a piss poor joke to something that redneckish? Disgusting. And grow a sense of humor or tell a better joke.
If my mom even pretended to get me something sex related, I'd probably throw up, leave, and never come back
How oversensitive you are
You would come back again
that’s sick , smh bad is good and good is bad .
I'd be dying of laughter from my own joke.
Lmfao I was so sussed out 💀💀
Creepy dad.
He did not have to wrap it that way.
Put it in a box for Christ’s sake.
Sicko
She asked for a dildo so he pranked her. What's the big deal atleast he didn't get her a real one...
Dad lowkey trying to inform her to get a man and get the eff out his house😂😂
Ayo, I only meant it as a joke😬, everybody chill, especially that Rebecca chick🤦♂️
I knew he was a weirdo. No father wants that from a daughter. A son, ya, gtfo. But a daughter can stay til she's done with life or married. And no father wants her to get married. That's yo little girl forever. This why this sick man makin dick jokes with is daughter. Weird dude.
Dad is a pedi
@@JuanisTheGoat seriously
@@JuanisTheGoat fatherless
what ??? no you Stupid that is supposed to be a sex toy is really has nothing to do with the thing you said
We need more dads like that 😂
..
That gift was NUTS man !!
It almost got SHAFTED.
This is about as sus as it gets. 😂
Secret Santa bag for work going to be lit
I bet they say, "Roll Tide," when taking family photos.
Dee's Nuts. The wholesome gift for all. lol
"Dew Dee's Nutz"
That's not what a white elephant gift is ...
I agree. Looks like snacks, which are more than practical. And dad wrapped them suggestively. Kinda dark
@@teresarutherford9580 You have a very light sense of dark
Really teach your woman so well.
Then wonder why they are used and tossed aside.
So funny for a father to do.
tf are you talking about lmao
????
"That was shaped kinda sus"
Me: "It looked like the hammer I used to drive wooden stakes into the ground with."
Oh my God . I'd die if my father ever did anything remotely close to this innuendo. If this is the bio dad it borders on incest. Skirting the line real close.
Yeah this is kind of crazy. I could imagine this being funny if it was for a son. But I always find it very strange when dad's make sexually suggestive jokes about or too their daughters. Very disrespectful.
Replace Mt. Dew with a large Hebrew Salami roll.
Ayo 😳🤣🤣🤣
NGL, that’s kinda what I was expecting.
Why when you can just mount and do ?
That’s not kosher
I wanted it to be salami
Nah the present was shaped weird at first💀😭
I was hoping it was a bottle of Caulk 😂
Brings a whole new meaning to:
"Do the Dew"
Mount and do
Lol I didn't catch that. 😂 It was probably her favorite drink though. Probably just a coincidence. 😂
Thank you so so much for giving us this very needed commentary
The fact that it was in a sack😅
I honestly expected the Mountain Dew to be a can of whipped cream after I saw the tubs of nuts
That dad need to be watched...
or maybe you need to get a better relationship with your dad
@@ezekiel3160 can't have a good relationship with someone not in their life
Yeah by me so I can learn some of his jokes
@Mighty has come because we have a sense of humor and you don't? I'm sorry you can't have fun lol
@Mighty has come also it's crazy how you came to that conclusion from little to nothing. The girl in the video wasn't uncomfortable, she was clearly laughing, but stupidity does make one blind... Maybe talk to people instead of getting offended for them xoxo
I have three young daughters and it is unthinkable that anyone would give them a gift like that, let alone me.
Good dad
they are from Alabama
If my mom wrapped a gift shaped as a vagina to me I’d be mentally traumatized 😂
I understand that completely… and I agree with u
Yep
Literally just like my dad 😭
I’m sorry
Dad passed the vibe check
I was expecting the top package to be a girthy bologna
I personally was expecting just a big old summer sausage I don't know I was thinking something to go with the nuts you know because you know summer's just some sliced summer sausage really good especially with a few nuts
@@borttorbbq2556 I only thought about the bologna after I saw the nuts
@@l2mloyalty929 same
You said "girthy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro this don't feel right 😂😂