[ASMR] It's 3 a.m. and LockPickingLawyer is breaking into your room

"One is set, two is set, three is set, four is set, five is set"
*click
"And there we go. This guy's standard door room lock has serious security flaws."
This was inspired by the many comments on LockPickingLawer's CZcams videos.
#LockPickingLawer #ASMR #Spooky

[@dhgmrz17]

That's when you reach for your gun, only to find out he's already picked your gun safe too and taken it.

[@DaDragon555]

He didn't even pick it, he just used a shim

[@NinjaBraap]

LPL Next to you: "As you can see this is not a very secure gun safe, and there are far better options on the market, in any case folks, hand over all your money"

[@KunoMochi]

@@DaDragon555
He didn't use a shim, he used a LEGO. lol

[@federalcasemaker]

This is why you keep your gun at your side
GO GO GADGET CONCEALED CARRY

[@terabitofficial]

With a fork no less

[@generalrubbish9513]

[rustling and creaking noises]
[panic]
"This is the LockPickingLawyer..."
[PANIC INTENSIFIES]

[@alexs6746]

Before it was just a criminal the lock could keep out, but that one line dispels any remaining hope you had of the lock holding up

[@chadthundercock5641]

*A dull thud as LockPickingLawyer discombobulates you*

[@thomasbonin6325]

Ringing from your ears being fractured, cracked, broken and hemmorhaging, which probably will take six months to recover

[@chadthundercock5641]

@@thomasbonin6325 Full psychological recovery takes 6 weeks

[@petergeorgehill]

discombobulate

[@saucyyikers3877]

Plot twist this really happened to Mork and he recorded it all...

[@MorkMemes]

Yeah, I let him in. He ended up lock-picking my ribcage and took my kidney. Said it was for his most recent video. Pretty cool guy go sub to him.

[@rez1k199]

Ur pp explains his reply

[@livedandletdie]

@@MorkMemes He must finance getting all them locks one way or another, and with the spree of demonetization, it's not easy on CZcams...

[@removedchannel750]

Love how his panicked breath increased after he heard the name lockpickinglawyer

[@NickJerrison]

My flat's keyhole is unstable, so I have to fiddle with the key to get it open. Every time I do this, in my mind there's just a subtle "This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today..."

[@livedandletdie]

You should probably get a new lock...

[@Reikuki]

This is late but have you tried WD-40?

[@mfaizsyahmi]

you literally just raked your own door open with your own keys at this point

[@ALotOfCancer]

@@livedandletdie things cost money

[@biglittle4883]

The lockpickinglawyer is here to get into your backdoor

[@MrPINKFL0YD]

Eeeak!

[@renedereus1877]

I hope he doesn't use his long Johnson.

[@valmarie4359]

I don't know, he seems quite kind, let's hear him out.

[@Vibakari]

Just run he will get in as soon as he’s done with his intro

[@KingMertel]

They say that when you hear that intro it's already too late.

[@NyeusigrubeBacchante]

This guy is the Bob Ross of lock smithing

[@Jeff-ej9mb]

This is one of the most beautiful videos I’ve listened to is quite some time. And the muffled sound of LPL going through his introduction was absolutely perfect good sir. 11/10 in my opinion

[@MagicMonk3y]

You still got a chance to get away, since he's gonna close the door just to pick it again

[@Mr.Mister80]

Imagine hearing "THIS IS THE LOCKPICKINGLAWYER AND WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU TODAY IS"

[@gorg6151]

I like to imagine the LockPickingLawyer was the one who actually screamed when he walked in, he didn’t think anyone lived there.

[@BLAISEDAHL96]

I don’t even know the lock picking lawyer but this was hilarious

[@belrevan1986]

His videos are very addicting to watch. But it is the kind of videos that you can't explain why you like them, you just do

[@alexpurcer7654]

finally, some good asmr

[@yelectric1893]

This is hilarious. Thank you

[@Demoknightf2]

If it was McNally…he just uses another lock and you see a speed square flying at your skull

[@Hiphop15142]

You know you’re screwed when you hear “This is the lockpickinglawyer”

[@spartacus778]

And we got this open

[@excaliburner9413]

*breaks into house*
H a y a t o o o o . . .

[@spartacus778]

@@excaliburner9413 Hayato

[@berkaydemirci]

Thumbnail is from Resident Evil 7. Loved that game.

[@The-Con]

"And to make sure that wasn't a fluke"

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

is it normal to have watched this video 6 times?

[@Kodoma]

i love this video

[@dharitriqw3163]

This is what bully maguire feels..when ditkovich asks for rent😭😂😂

[@thebigcheese821]

But it was unlocked the whole time!

[@Jeff-ej9mb]

Being the LPL, he decided to use lock picks to lock the door before unlocking it. That’s why there was enough time for him to get his introduction done

[@or756]

One of the funniest things I've listened to!

[@clarkkent1473]

Plot twist: that scream was the lock picker when he entered the room, never to be seen again

[@alexs6746]

Someone needs to make a creepy pasta of this

[@ber2996]

**hears rustling sounds**
"Oh don't worry, I just have to lock my door and windows and I'll be safe"

[@rhysjonsmusic]

"And to show that wasnt a fluke I am going to break into this schmucks house again"

[@billcipher3554]

It sounds like the science guy is trying to break into your house but you have a strong lock

[@tims5677]

..."And to show that wasn't a fluke, I'll try it again"

[@collectingspace508]

Don't worry, you still have about a minute while he does it again to prove that it wasn't a fluke.

[@TheTibiskus]

I have read the comments that describe that situation for a while now and thought there has to be a video of it. Thank you for making it a reality!

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

And the panicking is real.
He used the last of his good tea last night and threw out the last of his coffee grounds because they smelled funky.
He ONLY HAD BLACK INSTANT COFFEE to share.
And the LPL came to visit!

[@pimiento3428]

"how about just cementing the whole door?"
"then you're gonna have to deal with something worse: his wife"

[@jonhkennedy5726]

That was perfect, thanks

[@under_90]

lock picking lawyer is going to murder me

[@SouthSideChiTown]

Creative 10/10

[@Jobe-13]

This feels like listening to a dream I had last night.

[@SuperZX49]

Thanks for nightmares

[@pmgjwg]

Brilliant

[@gomba1482]

It would be more scary if he sees its master lock and calls in McNally. Then you hear “This is a master lock model _____ and ill be opening it with a master lock model _____”

[@canIgettosubscriberswithvideos]

Thr one lock he can never pick is my vault door

[@ah-xt2uc]

Amazing

[@JohnPaulBuce]

the scream lol

[@MrPINKFL0YD]

So funny! LPL fan! 😂

[@rafa_br34]

I wonder what the LockPickingLawyer will break into next..

[@pmgjwg]

2spooky4me

[@techguy348]

best one

[@Memes-And-More]

oh no

[@theairacobra]

can we get only the audio of him talking? soundboard moment

[@mr.derpyface558]

Pov: You are the locksmith who said his videos were bs.

[@aydenlokey3641]

Don't worry! You still have an extra 40 seconds as he will now do it again to prove it wasn't a fluke then you have about a minute as he will then comment on the lock's flaws.

[@126Edward]

#Spooky

[@calebhumphrey8220]

Disclaimer klient dowiedział z prostych wsta

[@Bob_Honk]

Why did you even make this, It's funny

[@qm3ster]

Where is his comment on this video?

[@ValentineC137]

:D

[@B.Dizzler93]

Who thinks of this shit

[@user-wo4es9xr7n]

hummmmmmmmmmmm yes and ?

[@tmarkle1934]

What's with the scream at the end?

[@MorkMemes]

That's you screaming once he enters your room.

[@tmarkle1934]

@@MorkMemes it ruins the asmr aspect.

[@Jeff-ej9mb]

Idk, it made me laugh a bit

[@VictorBlanco1]

Its been removed now and i miss it. It tied it all together. Now the ending just kinda hangs there with no resolution before it skips to the next video.

[@MorkMemes]

It's actually an issue with the CZcams app. For some reason it cuts off every video by 1/2 a second. Watch it on a computer and you'll hear it.

[@randomshittutorials]

Hahahahah this is so dumb