Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Golden Circle
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- The first Kingsman film was a welcome surprise of manic action and fun. The second one is just... a mess.
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"Protect the brain? You mean what's left of the brain, right? The problem isn't that the brain needs protecting...the problem is that the brain is currently located outside of its original container." Best line
Scarleto as Gavin from Rooster Teeth would say, “What’s wrong, doctor?!” “He has air on the brain!”
Scarleto yup lmaoooo
I would say you find most Oscars slumming in the trash is better
Bc Rockandroll While that one is punny, I appreciate the dry understatement of aforementioned line more.
Actually, that's not usually the problem. The problem is hemorrhaging. The brain is full of arteries. You can survive while missing large parts of your brain.
What bugged me, how 12+ missile strikes on British isles from unknown source doesn't lead to immediate martial law.
Ryan Rose True enough, but I still view war as something between nationstates, and they'd most likely have no idea who fired the missiles.
Jari Heiska Not always, as US can declare war by any reason they want. US invaded Iraq to secure the oil after their own attack on 9/11 by using false states from just one man called "Curveball" they lied to the world that Iraq had WMD. Even when UN said it was illegeal to invade the country without proof. Yet Bush was not sent in prision when he invaded Iraq and started their whole propoganda war in ME which killed over millions of people.
were British. itll take more than a few missiles to make us go all american
or trigger missile defenses. Britain is rich enough to have active SAM batteries, right? The targets were pretty inland, unless those were hypersonic missiles, coastal radar would've picked them up and countermeasures would've been scrambled. But then again, the super advanced (more so than global military it seems) spy agencies have a 10 second missile radar. So can't expect any better from the government.
And all of that happens right after a endless car chase all across friggin' London. A car chase that involved several cars, accidents, heavy weapons firing all over the place, explosions, missiles, more accidents and death. One year after all that shit went down, with powerful, influential people getting themselves all kidnapped, and having their heads explode, and everybody going haywire trying to murder the crap out of each other.
And nobody thinks absolutely anything about any of that.
Roxy was my favorite from the first
AND SHE'S DEAD WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES OF THE SECOND MOVIE?
100 sins
Yeah, she does nothing in the whole movie and it pisses me the fuck off
She's definitely not dead. She was the only agent we saw take ANY measures against the missile, even if it was just a dodge. I was honestly surprised she didn't come back in the movie. Besides, in this day and age, a movie will catch a ton of flak for killing the only female character.
@@randomvideogamestuff7644 Or maybe they had to write the actress off the movie
Who knows she may come back in the next one
@@Roberta_Trevino shes not the only female character what about the girl with the glasses
Actually, don’t you think it makes a lot of sense for the *addresses* to be in the fancy kingsman *taxi?*
A wild Filing cabinet yeah, most of his sins make no sense.
@@captainhellhound7451 most of the sins are grasping at straws coz im 99% sure this account is satire
Exactly what I thought
No, if you watch any other real spy movie all of the spies identities are crucial for it to be classified so they wouldn’t be compromised for enemies and immediately killed.
Sorry but what?
I live in Latin America so thing are different here
So please can you explain?
0:38 "Calling a minigun an Uzi"
*ding*
The Saint I just assumed it was a thing people did where he came from.
I assumed it was a joke
Well, an M134 is essentially an Uzi for use on vehicles.
But they’re firing much slower than normal M134s... I’m guessing Poppy got some cheap Chinese knockoffs.
Shorty Shorty the fire rate is adjustable on the M134
I know. I couldn't believe it. Like confusing your oven with a hair dryer.
10:19 "Mayonnaise maketh men"
😂😂
Can't unhear it now
Is there a way to bookmark/repetitively like comments?
LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂
I DIED
Sin off for the dogs being named “Bennie” and “Jet”, teasing the Elton John part
y e s
Judging by your P.P, you should be in a coma right now. How are you even saying this?
Movie sin 106
forgets that all kingsman suits are completely bulletproof so if they shot at the legs the pants would protect them so there’s a sin for you for not sinning that
Yea, but the impact would still send them to their knees. Though judging by how Eggsy took a beating from Charlie and did NOT die, who knows, maybe Harry's strong enough to simply shrug it off.
The shoes👞
I think the point is that the henchmen didn't try, not that it wouldn't work.
@@crabbieappleton hmm mm
This movie sucks Rs
True the way merlin died was stupid and completely avoidable, but the singing still got to me
Supposedly they shot a bit where he was revealed to be alive after the fight and they promised to give him robot legs. It didn't test well.
How ANY of this tested well though is beyond me.
Alec Pridgen
Where'd you hear that?
According to Mark Strong and Matthew Vaughn, Merlin was going to survive the mine explosion at the cost of his legs. The ending allegedly involved him humorously crawling through the door of the diner after Whiskey's death to ask Eggsy and Harry for assistance, and then showing up at the wedding with prosthetic legs. Vaughn decided to cut these scenes after test screenings, as he explained that the audiences felt "cheated" when Merlin's emotional and heroic last stand was reduced to nothing more than a joke.
- IMDB
I wish I had been in a test audince I'd have loved Merlin to be alive still. His and Roxy's death are my biggest problems with the movie.
I literally cried for so long
This is the first sin video which didn't started with " 50 seconds of f**king logos" it srsly took me some time to realise it...... I just had a feeling their is something wrong and rewinded it a few times😂😛
OMG YEAH!
Great point! It also wasn't a low enough time for them to remark on it. Did they just get tired of that constant sin or was the logos at the perfect time to be acceptable but not noteworthy? That feels like giving too much credit to this movie though.
Abhay Gupta not true the monsters inc sin video only had 10 seconds of logos
Roxy's death is unnecessary and a waste of a character. I would have liked to see Eggsy and Roxy work as a team during a fight. Having said that, as established by the fact that they brought back Harry Hart, it's not impossible her character survived.
Also you don’t see Roxy actually die? She says “shit” and runs somewhere. Unlike where you see Arthur say “shit” and you actually SEE him die
Also, when Merlin gets blown up, if you skip frame by frame you could see his upper body be intact meaning that he can most likely be brought back in a future film
@@mduar1000 that’s probably a mistake in editing
I was shocked when Roxy died but hell nah she ain’t coming back. Like her body was completely crushed
Roxy was great and yeah, killing her off is a mistake, at least Merlin got to be in most of the movie and had a somewhat useful death, although maybe Eggsy doesn't care about any other KIngsman personally, he lost one of his close friends and his dog, then his girlfriend was at risk, I think he had sufficient motivation. I mean she could have been outside and discovered badly injured and even in a coma to keep her out of the film but alive. Although with Eggsy becoming somewhat of a public figure there's a chance he won't be much of a KIngsman anymore and that will stop a sequel unless Harry becomes Arthur and Eggsy takes over the position of like Merlin teaching new recruits, which actually could be a possibility.
Just noticed one...
5:05 "We're from Kingsman. We'd like to buy some wine."
"Oh, you mean the tailor shop that got obliterated by a missile yesterday?"
17Matt76 XD
17Matt76 the shop wasn’t blown up, only the mansion
@@gezi5927 they literally meet at the ruins of the shop and we even see it blowing up in great detail... did you even watch the movie lol
this was a contingency plan so that guy of the store knew the procedure
The question "Why are you worried about drinking if you're meeting her parents tomorrow" clearly shows cinemasins has never been on a true lads night out or witnessed the damage first-hand
rina deer After 24 Std Hours I stop feeling death...
You're implying that "drinking nothing" and "drinking enough to get absolutely destroyed" are the only options. Eggsy could have very easily just restrained himself to one or two drinks.
Latirin yeah but you're out with your mate at his birthday... You either get wrecked with em or not at all... Them's the rules...
With the impossible technology that the Kingsman have already displayed in these movies, I'm surprised that they don't have a magical hangover cure pill sitting around somewhere.
Latirin "Easily" hahahahaha 😂 Girl you never want out with somebody did you?
No need to answer I know the truth
The Pug getting killed is the biggest Sin of all.
Cats Brown no it’s not
What you mean? The pug was the star of the movie, im not arguing with you LaVar.
the pug's probably better off dead now it doesn't have to contend with breathing problems, bone and illness issues as a result of it's deformed face.
RIP JB, JB created kingsman
expressrobkill Are you saying we should kill autisitic peopld
Always hated the mine field scene for so many reasons. 1. They had no idea there would be mines but they happen to bring a mine detector with them. 2. They use the mine detector and still end up stepping on a mine. 3. After stepping on the mine the other 2 guys manage to walk a good 15-20 feet off to the sides without using the detector and manage to not step on any other mines.
4. The distraction works. Should have just popping him in the head, then sending the robodogs into in the forest.
But he sings Country Roads
I mean if you are protecting a criminal base that is infamous for drug trafickking and housing many weapons and criminals. I think you would think that there are landmines around the base.
Honestly I lost it when Elton John stood there behind the glass swearing at Poppy whilst she talked.
The missile warning system part made me laugh
Hahahaha.
There should have been at least 10 sins added for the fact that they killed Merlin.
My Name Is Sarah only a heartless bastard wouldn’t have gotten teary eyed at that scene.... RIP Merlin 😭
But these 10 sins removed again for how they killed him…
The real sin here is how badly they treated Roxy's character.
First time I ever gave you a dislike...
Merlin’s death man...
You’re heartless
Nawaf The FearBraker He was evil
@@MurIocMage yeah but so are the writers of this movie soooooo . . . extra sin there! DiNG
You gave him a dislike for that?!
Don't feel bad it's actually funnier if you really did. 😅
@@crawl9828 A death of a major character makes great impact to the story and it actually makes it better, the same reason behind the "glitchtale animated series" being so popular, they let die major characters with no mercy.
14:13 Actually there are mines that only explode when pressure is released.. So that sin is on you.
Some do, some don't.
@@HMSBreadnought That's basically what the op just said. He didn't say all mines.
Killing off Merlin +1000 sins
GameplayGalore no HELL NO +1999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 sins bro
Holy shit
UNLIMITED SUPPLIES OF SINS.
Top ten saddest anime deaths. He was the only good character.
Nobody ever dies in the Kingsman universe. mark strong said that himself. Merlin is coming back DW 😂
In the first film, Harry tracks Eggsy with a microphone/tracker on his shoulder - Statesmen need to get better tracking devices
Merlin singing “Country Roads”
And Elton John is what made this movie great.
Facts
No, Reginald Dwight ruined it.
You forgot the action
I think I'm turning into a CinemaSins guy. While watching the movie, I could hear your voice in my head criticising almost every scene. Let me just say that your voice gave me a pretty good preview of this video.
DjGalm hahaha
DjGalm a pretentious asshat?
8:17 "Movie has a less defined sense of decency and maturity than a Logan Paul video" Daaaayyummn, shots fired!
I hear Jeremy's voice in my head whenever I watch movies now.
I never walk out of movies, I hoped so much it would get better. My dad went on his phone. We wish we'd both left or not gone in the first place
I cracked in "You had one job, Minesweeper" lmao
i cracked when "had there been 4 cars?" when the missiles destroyed those 3 cars :PPPPPPPPPP
Amie Amie So many of these i thought during the movie, and that was one of them. The next shot even shows the minesweeper IN FRONT of the mine!
I still hate how they killed off Roxy
How Harry’s injury being healed sounds soooooo bullshit, even for the laws of film
Also, Channing Tatum wasn’t even in the film for long, he was in that chamber thing, trying to slow down his infection thing, most of the time
the movie is fun fact part comedy
I mean that's probably because his death was too early, same with Roxy but no way they getting her back.
I feel like they didn't plan for this movie at all, with how Harry was brought back
I was disapointed when Roxy was put aside in the finale of the first movie but casually killing her at the start of this one was a travesty.
I was sure she will be the "friend who helps with your love life but is secretly in love with you" character he will end up during the dinner scene.
Don't get me wrong, hot swedish princess spreading her butt 10 minutes after meeting you is fine love interest and they made their relationship kinda cute but his friendship with Roxy was established way better.
Fun fact: most land mines are activated when you step on them and explode when you release pressure. Some have a delayed fuse though so you can't stand there forever. Take one sin off for not using google
She has advanced AI robot dogs are you really telling me she wouldn't have landmines that if activated by accident couldn't be turned off remotely?
James Sylvestre not at all how they work. The "you move your foot and then it goes off" myth comes from the bouncing betty - BUT its not you taking your foot off that triggers the mine. Its simply a minor delay in the mechanism itself that allows the mine to be launched to waist height before it explodes. Once you trigger it though - its coming in the next second no matter what you do with your foot. The other source of this myth are the hand made "land mines" that the Vietcong made which were literally just hand grenades with tripwires attached - the delay to the explosion being inherent to the hand grenade - NOT landmines. Finally no modern landmine is designed to outright kill as spectacularly as the ones portrayed in movies. They want to horrificly maim and injure.
Answer: 0 sins because Merlin sings Country Roads
Liam East i love that song it's my dad's favourite song grew up singing it alot. I was personally happily surprised to see it in this movie. But I agree it didnt really fit for him to sing it.
i actually started cry in the scene cause it messed me up
I picked this movie at random when I hit the theaters, never saw the first and I hated sitting through this it, I guessed what was going to happen left and right and was praying for the film to end, but even I was saying "No, No, no Merlin...don't die, ah he's going to live right? You mean you killed him, killed him? YOU BASTARDS!
yes agree 100 percent
Probably just a coincidence but this is the same song that serves a plot device in "Logan Lucky" that also stars Channing Tatum. The difference is Channing Tatum is actually in Logan Lucky for more than 5 minutes and the girl brings way more emotional cache to the song than Merlin.
I was really disappointed by this film. The opening action scene was really good but the rest of it sucked and got worse with time. I know Kick Ass 2 wasn't directed by Matthew Vaughn but I can't help but think that he should stay away from sequels.
OOOOOooh, so THAT's how Taron was chosen to play Elton John....! lol
Actually yea Elton became really good friends with him after this and wanted him to play him
Everything wrong with Kingsman Golden Circle:
. J. B died
. Roxy died
. And MARLIN DIED
(I CRIED FOR DAYS)
Who’s MARLIN?
Marvel/DC/Star Wars Fan you... you have no culture
Nate that still doesn’t answer my question.
Marvel/DC/Star Wars Fan the bald dude singing country roads
Nate I thought his name was Merlin.
all sins should have been removed for the rendition of country roads.
Dennis Gabriel that made me feel good
Money For Chicken Nuggets 82 likes
Agreed
Dennis Gabriel 🙏 amen
True dat
The biggest gripe with this movie was the way they killed off so many characters unnecessarily, and the fact that Julianne Moore’s villain was not threatening
Jack Quantrell She was not menacing like a Solomon Lane from Mission Impossible for example, but she was a very scary villain bc she killed her own henchmen and people for the smallest of reasons.
I agree
Nah they wanted to do the doomsday protocol
She was frickin unnerving tho. That smile...
She's a fucking cannibal and was batshit crazy.
2:44
You can literally see the excess stuff like hair and cloth shooting out from the side of the grinder.
True.
(But not bones and brains and guts.)
(Also, how is it even supposed to be doing that?)
@@piranha031091 It's a movie that's how
@@Szabodomi Thank you for this brilliant insight, Captain Obvious...
@@piranha031091 No need to be salty. You could actually communicate like a human being. You knwo that, right? I was just saying it's no use to look for logic or 100% realism in a movie. It's not real life it's a movie with CGI.
@@piranha031091 It's an entrails burger Mhhhh~
Really depends on the mine. Some mines are designed to kill a whole squad. Lead man steps on it, keeps moving, then it goes off in the middle of the squad. Standard anti personnel mines are just pressure plates that go off when you add weight. See it a lot in IED’s. Tank mines only go off when they have a lot of weight on them and the vibration of the vehicle set them off.
You forgot to put in that they heavily implied a large part for channing Tatum in the trailer only to have him on ice for most of his time
The reason for that was Tatum wasn't able to do much filming, because of scheduling, so Vaughn had to rewrite a ton of the script. The movie was originally about 3 hours and 40 minutes long, which is probably where lots of the Tatum footage went.
They did shoot them in the legs but something that im sure you forgot while watching the movie is that all kingsman clothing is bullet proof, as said in "Kingsman The Secret Service".
The clothing is made of Vibranium, since it seemingly absorbs the impact as well, thus it would be as if the bullets were marshmallows shot from your mouth hitting their legs.
iirc "bulletproof" fabric only lasts 1 shot. The extremely tight weaving of materials is undone by the bullet impacting it, removing it's ability to block a second shot. This is why plates are commonly used. If a plate gets hit, it still will block more shots. Also, a fuckload cheaper but that's besides the point
Which also explains Eggsy getting pulled through a stone column and punched in the chest. . . I guess?
@@mthemstandsformilk1965 Stones and a fists aren't bullets.
@@humandog3240 yes but a cyborg arm that can throw a bowling ball that quickly would be able to put more force into an object than a bullet even with a larger surface area.
All sins taken away for Elton John
And then ten less sins for Elton John roundhouse kicking the shit out of some henchmen.
And Country Roads
poppy
Yes
Jake Zmak he was once good now a fat old fruit.
Little thing for 14:05
This appears to be an anti-personnel mine, which only blows up after you let go of the pedestal and goes off under very light pressure (300-600 N, 30-60 kg). The point being that the mine not only takes out whoever steps on it, but also the line of people behind them.
On the other hand, what you thought of instantly-going-off mines are anti-tank mines. These do detonate upon pushing the pedestal, however they need several tonnes of pressure to actually trigger.
You dare sin Merlin singing
I'm un subbing
That was a joke but seriously
Dylan Kiernan the beautiful Scottish accent tho
Simmer Peach as a Scot myself I can say, it was incredibly done and made me tear up to the point of crying
Sir Spider wait... that ISNT what he sounds like??
He didn't win the actually merlin
But the why didn't he stayed there until eggsy and harry got the mines deactivate Wich makes sense
COUNTRY ROAD, TAKE ME HOME, TO THE PLACE A BELONG, WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME COUTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOAD #RIP
why .?? literally made me cry
NANANANA NA NA NA BABY GIVE IT UP GIVE UP BAAABY GIVE IT UP
One of my gripes with the "Harry's Back" bar fight is that Whiskey called the guy who started it "Moonshine," which makes it sound like he works for the Statesman. Which means that either they had a trained agent who somehow hadn't heard about their British guests, or is so much of a dick that he shouldn't be an agent.
Or it was one of those fake out tests that these super spy orginations love using to test if he was really back to normal or not.
he just calls him moonshine to take the piss out of him. hes not an agent.
I would like to propose a new Sin: "Nano-Machines Son!" any time nano-tech is used to explain something away.
what I liked most about the movie, is that they actually stuck with the swedish princess. I mean so many action movies have a romance that completely disappears in the sequel. and here she is even royalty, awesome!
Sin number 1: Killing off Roxy
don't forget jb
Oh God, yes and all of Eggsy's friends. You know he should be if not traumatized at least raving mad about that.
+mj106996 Only Roxy, one of his friends, Arthur, and his dog we're the people we've seen he knows personally killed. His other friends are fine (although strangely okay with their friend's house blowing up with their friend inside).
16:46 Come on man that jump through the thing should be removing some sins. It's seriously the best second in this movie imo xD
References to the previous movie should only be a sin if you need the reference to understand a particular scene. If they give you a chuckle, they should remove a sin.
Take the Elton John reference that you obviously missed about getting a "backstage pass if you save the world". Worth -10 sins.
Also, Merlins death deserves a sin (as do J.B.s and Roxies deaths), but his rendition of Country Roads deserve -10 sins.
There's also a joke in there that relies on remembering the previous film. Something about saving the world and 'doing it in the asshole'.
Their video, their way of counting sins.
Merlin went out like a badass. I hope they don't try to somehow bring him back in a sequel, because it would ruin that scene.
Merlins death? Nah, the other two? YES. Merlins death made the story better, their character was developed quite a lot, tho I do think his death was a bit early.
"Movie has a less defined sense of decency and maturity than a Logan Paul video."
8:17
Halooord Vlogs Yeah, that one stuck with me too
Halooord Vlogs obliterated
ZING!
I hate you :-)
That was forced.
Actually some landmines are designed to explode after you step off them not instantly so that sin doesn’t work.
Okay, but why?
+The Hidden Ninja It's a trigger mechanism, usually easier than making it explode instantly and it also prevents friendly fire since it can be deactivated.
kamron spencer yeah some require pressure so if the pressure is lifted it'll trigger the explosive. It's kinda like a grenade, take the pin off but keep pressure on the head untill you release. Or something like that.
The Hidden Ninja Because history.
Because without that People from the same Troop could die. In War they run the same Way. Having Mines on your lane for Protection that you cant turn off... is selfkill
14:19 I can't believe you didn't take a sin away for "Country Road".
CZcams algorithm. They want you to correct them about mines. Bitch about Roxy and merlin. And talk about country roads.
Then you can add and remove sins.
They get more exposure and do more in ad sense.
The first videos on here are 4 mins long and are real errors. Now it’s any reason including “I don’t like it”
17:44
"How did you take down Captain America"
"we shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot"
8:18 “ Movie has less defined sense of decency and maturity than a Logan Paul video.”
IM DEAD XD
oh wait...
tory22__ •_• dude, not funny
Man you and Logan Paul should form some sort of... Suicide Squad
Dont say that. He might try and interview you.
Anyone: I'm shooting a movie with English ties.
Michael Caine: * Gets out of bed *
Haha 🤣🤣🤣
tekkerzfan19 - Daily Content t red r
12:27 the whip was meant to be used to cut a hole so that they could breath because as you could see egsy was begining to lose consciousness but the rope goes out and cuts the wires by accident
4:03 Probably a sudden image identifiable as an explosion before the feed went dark
You missed the fact he fires 17 bullets from 2 X 6-shooter guns without reloading
0485969 83758 in The Kingsman universe six shooters shoot as many bullets as the script calls for xD
0485969 83758 erm its Kingsman they have things that look like other things but they aren’t
The first movie had this issue too, in the hanger scene. Eggsy's semi-automatic firing like 30 shots without reloading
Cannabis Queen casually coerces coworker cannibalism.
@ 12:15 Electric lasso miraculously slices through the cables but leaves the 4 support bars holding the entire gondola together unscathed.
13:38 I always find it so funny to see everyone just dancing around in cages waiting for their impending doom.
How dare you sin Merlins death scene
Ugandan Knuckles I didn't really like the way they handled his death...or that they killed him off at all.
*LALALA* CANT HEAR YOU COUNTRYYYY ROOAAAAAADDDDDDS
Do U Kno DA WAE?
it was stupid, there was no reason for him to die
I loved it... if someone has to die this way is the best! I was really sad
"we shot him in ze legs becahuse his shield is ze size of a dinner plate" BEST VINE IS GOOD VINE
14:05 If memory serves, anti-tank mines detonate on click to destroy the tank, anti-personel mines detonate on release to kill the stepper and those behind them, to increase the kill count
Nope anti personel mines go of when stepped on, and don't tend to go 'click'
6:30 is probably one of the funniest sins in the history of the channel
Should have added a sin for killing Roxy
then add another one for killing JB
Then add yet another one for trying to replace JB later on in the movie.
also add just add another sin entirely for bringing Harry back. The fun part about the first movie was that they had the guts to do that, and then they screwed it all up in this one.
Also, can we add a few more sins for not showing us any real cool gadgets from the Statesmen. One of the main reasons why I saw this movie (other than the first one) was I wanted to see what gadgets the Statesmen had. We got to see a whip, a minesweeper bat, and a baseball with a very obvious red button on it. Then they threw in more Kingsmen gadgets even though their entire operation was supposed to be on fire.
And then add two more for wasting Jeff Bridges and Channing Tatum.
Also, I'm very disappointed design choice wise that the Statesmen didn't have 50 agents who were all representatives of a different state and were like massive stereotypes of their respective states. And an alcohol to fit those states.
IOUT Yeah, that wouldn't be awesome. This movie is such a huge missed opportunity
Don't forget the cologne goo grenade.
Bringing back Harry wasn't a sin in my book. Can't argue with the rest.
IOUT Why add a sin for killing a dog nobody cared about in the last movie. I mean sure its sad but I doubt anyone thought "Hey, Kingsman II! Boy, I sure hope JB the dogs in it!!"
When Merlin used that ice spray to give them time why didn’t they just find a rock and switch it out instead of Merlin
I KNOW RIGHT THAT’S ALL I KEPT THINKING
William Berndt I see your point but I think it’s gonna be pretty hard to find the right rock with good weight to switch.
Also said rock may be difficult to switch if it was heavy.
There’s also the thing that if the rocks not heavy enough, it will trigger the mine.
@Entire- Pickle l think saving Merlin or Eggsy would have been worth the hassle of finding an appropriate rock.
William Berndt there is one thing in their way: time.
@A. Sayied Did you see a heavy rock anywhere?
you do know that escaping bullets in water is perfectly possible? the Mythbusters tested it go watch that first.
and how do you DARE sinning Merlins adaptation of 'coutry roads!???!!
Sins was listing things that are movie myths, such as: shooting bullets into water (they actually break up, but movies claim they continue at lethal velocity), mines not exploding upon being stepped on (there are different types of mines, so this complaint _was_ just dumb), and "we only use 10% of our brains" (one of the dumbest movie myths that continues to this day...)
they sinned merlins singing cause it was unnecessary and plotwise kinda stupid
14:03 Some buried mines have a spring that is strong enough to push the “button” back up and trigger the detonation without stepping off, but others actually can be disarmed whilst being stood on
"First rule in disarming a bouncing betty: don't step on her."
--Blown Away
Car top Uzi? That was a minigun.
thegeneral123 He's from California, he's never seen a gun in real life.
thegeneral123 looked quite big to me
I'm sure he knows. He just said it like that, just to make it a lil funnier. Everyone knows what a minigun is. It's probably the most known weapon. (As in movies and videogames and such)
Totenglocke42 isn’t he from Tennessee?
Totenglocke42 He is from Tennessee dude.
"Movie has a less defined sense of decency and maturity than a Logan Paul video."
LMAO
Devan Octavian yh he went there
Devan Octavian I had to see if anybody caught that jab
2:00 This is still the dopest villain lair of all time lol
Oh boy, that ending with the President being impeached after letting people die didn’t age well at ALL! LOL
So I'm aware you posted that 7 months ago but I feel its needs to be said he wasn't impeached for letting them die he was impeached and arrested for actively wanting and condoning it
LMFAO yeah no shit, huh?
that logan paul diss was so subtle and so fucking brilliant. approved
Rolling Eye nah, it's annoying hearing youtubers take shots at Logan now. The biggest offender are those morons over at jknews
But Logan Paul is an idiot lol
Rolling Eye how was that subtle?
More like subtle jab at Donald Trump in the last few sins.
Don't feed the animals
The Logan Paul reference😂
Where..?
EDIT: nvm, found it
8:17 for those wondering
One sin you guys missed, Country Roads is actually one of six of WEST VIRGINIA's state songs, however they went to Kentucky, plus they used a cover instead of the original.
OMFG, Whisky in the Pub with an oberyn voice over has made my night
FUCKIN' SPECTACULAR, EH..
10:59 lets be honest. that IS funny af XD
All the scenes with Elton John are hilarious.
Agreed. Was laughing my ass off.
11:42 I will watch this video again just for this scene
Also, another sin you missed during the legendary Merlin singing scene: Poppy transmits a message through the VHF while the guard is still holding down the transmit button, occupying the channel from his end. In reality, she shouldn't have been able to transmit. It's a common practical joke in the military.
They should've left Harry dead and kept Roxy alive.
Eggsy and Roxy's friendship was one of the best relationships the first movie and this sequel should have developed that friendship and showed them kicking ass together as official Kingsman. Instead we got Harry back. I like Harry but given that the entire first film was devoted to building the mentor-mentee relationship between him and Eggsy, did we really need _another_ film devoted to the same relationship? I would've far preferred to see Eggsy and Roxy coming into their own together, and Eggsy finding closure on Harry's death. Now that'd be cool. Regardless if Roxy is actually dead or not, her not being in the movie completely wastes its potential for developing its characters past the superficial
MiseryStory True
Agreed
Yep, bringing Harry back sort of ruined the epic moment of the first movie and Harry’s awesome death.
there is a rumor that Roxy may have survived the missile since you don't see her death on screen.
how would she survive that
"Golden circlejerks"
Why do some of the episodes have the video length and some don't?
Lol
Austin Nwachukwu so is the Swedish princess still alive (forgot her name)
Mahoro Audibert She survived and married Eggsy at the end.
the hologram is maybe by Microsoft HoloLens
I think I just realized that the cowboy dude that almost kills eggsy is the GODDAMN MANDALORIAN wtf
that is Oberyn Martell.
The Soviets developed a mine that would start a countdown by stepping on it, but it would instantly go off if you then stepped off of it. Instead of killing 1 guy, it would kill more due to the other soldiers trying to defuse it (which was possible but difficult when you needed constant pressure on the trigger of the mine or it would go off, and only had a limited time to figure out how to defuse it).
0:38 I'm sinning this sin video.... That's not an Uzi.
its a machine gun if im correct
@@DaniFold wrong again. Its a minigun/gatling gun
@@cryoforceyeet8893 wrong again,its sarcasm
@@afif5496 Where the hell is the sarcasm in this
@@cryoforceyeet8893 Minigun. Gatling guns are hand-cranked and actually are older than machine guns.
I work in a meat department and that meat grinder is bs. Five pounds of ground beef bleed more than that.
bmaster461603 I buy shit from the meat department and packaged meat bleeds more than that
happy23aja haha exactly. One whole person would create blood pooling up so much
If you look closely you can see that all the cloths and other stuff cane out from the side of the mincer at 2:46
Edit:yes I liked my own comment
Yay one like in 5min
@@tommykoh5589 Yeah but then you have a gadget that rivals the other stupid gadgets in this film if it can actually separate those.
"Even if I had an entire suspension bridge of disbelief it wouldn't be enough" is one of the most witty, and best lines I have ever heard. Legend has it I'm still laughing to this day.
Major sin for this movie naming the Statesmen agents after types of alcohol and NOT the Founding Fathers. The Kingsmen are named after the Knights of the Round Table, not suits or sewing techniques, so why are their American counterparts named after types of booze except to pigeonhole Americans as drunks (oh wait...)?
Jeff Bridges should have been Washington, Channing Tatum should have been Jefferson, Pedro Pascal should have been Adams, and Haley Barry could have been Franklin (after his inventions) or Ross (after Betsy Ross, who sewed the first American flag). Given that the Statesmen were invented for the film and not adapted from the source material, they missed a (dare I say) golden opportunity.
Bad movie! Bad! *slaps movie’s hand*
LordKhabal ......Um you do know King Arthur and Lancelot and shit are a myth and that they never existed???? It’s just British folklore, The Statesmen are named after alcohol because they’re the British counterpart and the British love alcohol more than anything. If you didn’t like the movie then you probably didn’t get it. It appeals to the British audience more than the American
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word, "counterpart": a person or thing that corresponds to or has the same function as another person or thing in a different place or situation.
So obviously by that definition, the counterpart to a group of British spies named after the Knights of the Round Table, an ancient piece of British folklore, is a group of American spies named after alcohols that don't even originate with America (ie, Tequila=Mexico, Champagne=France)
with the leadership named after the Culper Ring for the Statesmen
States would've worked even better, Jeff = Washington, Channing = Texas, Whisky = Whatever, etc
LordKhabal halle berry
"This movie has conjured up more magically appearing items than JK Rowling"
TRIGGERED XD
How's playing the piano for peace going by the way?
+Josephi Krakowski I haven't heard about any wars for awhile, Thanks be to Coraline
14:10 some mines explode when weight is added then taken away
Sin: killing Pedro 😭 again 😭
And in the worst and horrific way possible, hmph
@@martinlopez2816 Between this and Game of Thrones? Fuck, bro.
@@ittybittyrampagingcommittee Don't know what's with Brits and this guy. They're probably pissy about something, I don't know. Creepy, really 😶😤
Dude! The meat grinder WAS spitting out the guys clothes from the side, separating the meat from the not-meat. It was RIGHT ON the screen you showed! Come on J. Don't be slippin'!
It did? I own this movie and have watched it plenty of times. I never saw that.
wheres the blood go? and yes the shredded clothes blow out the side
@@heatherreagan8078, you should watch it again.
Clothes go out the side, bones and blood go out the bottom, while the tasty meat is cleanly pushed out the grinder port. Super convoluted and unrealistic, but this is a cheesy spy flic...
@Aluzky This isn't a real movie
It's good but THEY KILLED EVERYONE WE CARED ABOUT IN THE LAST MOVIE I CANT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH LIKE WHYYYYY
drama
Seriously though! Why did they have to kill off Brandon :(
Sophia Zhao The next round table crew shouldn't have an Arthur or Lancelot they always die, who would want those cursed names?
Even the dog. Where’s John Wick when you need him?
Sophia Zhao "WAAAAH WHY DID THEY KILL HARRY!? OH HEY THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK OH WAAAAH ANOTHER CHARACTER DIED THEY DIDN'T DO THIS IN THE SECRET CIRCLE WAAAAH!"
The biggest sin is killing of Roxy and Eggsy ending up with Tilde instead of Roxy.
Wasn’t the point of the Eggsy/Roxy partnership to say that men and women can have a strong bond without being in a relationship?
That old lady he’s with the princess or whatever looks more like his mom she is such an eye sore 😔😟😖🙁😩
I've seen three Kingsman movies and I think they're all great(I've seen the one where Eggsy saved the princess, this one, and when he was first told about the Kingsman... And when the old man lost his memory) So I guess that's four 😂
I love it when a cinemasins comes out while the movie is still fresh in your mind because you watched it recently. It's really satisfying when Jeremy starts all the things you and your significant other were joking about throughout the movie.
Sin 128:
These people has a briefcase that can transform into a rocket launcher, a machine gun, a shield and they do not know how to deactivate a simple mine?
Yup
would you know how to de activate a LAND mine not a "simple mine"? Thats what I thouught
@@voidoni311 I mean if I also had a multi-function transforming suitcase, and could somehow repair tissue with MGS nanomachines to bring people back from the near dead, alongside completely bullet proof outfits and physicals to take a beating from a guy who can bowling ball concrete walls into oblivion then yea, I probably would.
Souly well, the suitcase is one of the few things that they had before all of their base locations were destroyed.
@@captainhellhound7451 but they worked with the statesmen though. Shouldn't they have equipment capable of similar things to that of the Kingsman? Like deactivating mines? That's not a "unique" feature for any one agency, given what these guys have to deal with it should be standardized throughout.
7:02 the vest protects the major organs. It near impossible to have clothing that can completely prevent damage from an explosion at close proximity. The very least that could happen would be the loss of a foot or part of it. The vest increases the chances of survival by blocking or slowing fragmentation from the landmine
14:12- A lot of land mines like the bouncing betty target people's legs by letting them step off before they blow up