SPOILER ALERT- DO NOT READ!! Part of the storyline set for Episode Seven will be the discovery of Han Solo's long lost son, who oddly enough, looks a lot like a Wookie....or maybe he just looks like a hippie. Anyway, they find him running a barber shop on the original homeworld 'Kazook', and might be good at building fake ancient weapons, while teaching hokey religions that use simple tricks and nonsense. Expect Wookie nudity as part of this 'Disney' film, as well as the use of curse words like 'dang' and 'gosh darn it'.
That moment between Han and Chewie on the Falcon was supposed to be touching, but it ended up coming off as creepy and weird as hell.
Kill me.
SPOILER ALERT- DO NOT READ!! Part of the storyline set for Episode Seven will be the discovery of Han Solo's long lost son, who oddly enough, looks a lot like a Wookie....or maybe he just looks like a hippie. Anyway, they find him running a barber shop on the original homeworld 'Kazook', and might be good at building fake ancient weapons, while teaching hokey religions that use simple tricks and nonsense. Expect Wookie nudity as part of this 'Disney' film, as well as the use of curse words like 'dang' and 'gosh darn it'.
I'm high as a frickin kite right now
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RIP Diahann Carroll.
Am I the only one who thought what Chewie's grandfather was watching was porn?
HOLY SHIT this is creepy as hell
l.s.d
This isn't canon, right? Heh Heh kill me.
And just think... some parts of this stain on the history of TV are still better than the prequels!