There once was a man with a mop, Whose hair was a curly-haired flop, In a traffic stop, he got caught, With an open container, and pot, Don’t offend in front of a cop.
There once was a kid with fluffy hair Whose pot stash was quite an affair. But the fuzz got wise To his fluffy-haired guise. Now he's locked up with naught but despair.
@kellydg471 I get your point, but to me, this poodle-puff hair is sillier than dreadlocks. The way it exaggerates every move of his head, and *bounces* when he nods or shakes his head...
Life is hard when you continue to be stupid. Quit speeding or quit having drugs in your car. Preferably both. If the cops towed his car. The tow company will get a hefty amount for storage. But a lot of us have to learn the hard way.
Unlike the majority of the defendants seen on this channel, at least he was courteous. "No maam" and such. You have to give him credit for also being employed at the time of his arrest. He wasn't a sovcit and we didn't have to listen to the jurisdictional and Admiralty BS.
Like you Wolf....I believe this is basically a good kid. At the beginning I had no idea that this case would go downhill faster than a snowball in a cartoon. I also think he has an idea of how deep he is in with ALL the charges he is facing and after spending a solid week in black and while striped clothes, he is ready to just get this all done and only way to do that is face the music. IF he truly has realized his errors, then he really is lucky in that his charges, while repetitive and numerous, are still misdemeanors. No felonies, no serious charges. Not sure The Side Show Bob LQQK works for him, but he seems like a descent kid who is young and hopefully this is the end. We shall see! MOO From COW-lumbus, Ohio 👋
Incredible hearing! The only thing I could think of was how I would handle things if I was that def! I would stand up and say, “this ass hat isn’t my atty and I want my money back.”
Our boy has so much hair it has begun to put sufficient pressure on his brain, that it can no longer operate effectively! Frankly I feel bad for him. 😅
He seems like a decent kid that finally was wised up by reality. His family probably wants him to learn, therefore, no bail. You're grown up. Deal with it.
What is REALLY sucky is that, I THINK he said he lived in MInnesota, and that's a decriminalized state. This kid could be legal at home with his herbs, but it's always iffy to be riding with it, especially in a no tolerance state. I imagine he knew the risks too... at that age, we never care, until we do... lol.
@@user-us5eh3xl1z nobody is saying he did. Even in a legalization state he would have still been arrested due to the open bottle of rum. That is a crime in all 50 states
I was most disappointed in the No insurance. However, it sounds like he only didn’t have the slip in his car. He done F’d up by not showing up in court.
I don't think I can watch this. This is ridiculous that someone is in jail for the possession of marijuana and a pipe. What's next, are we going to lock up the debtors 😂
This guy will be bald as an egg by the time he's 25. I think that incarcerating people for personal amounts of marijuana is wrong, it cost more money to the taxpayers than to have them pickup trash or something benefitting the public.
Needs to be locked up for trying to kill Bart Simpson all those years!
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Stop it Sideshow 😂
I was getting ready to say sideshow bob had a son
He Prolly got 6 joints in his hair now lol
Once I read this, I can't unsee it LOL!
There once was a man with a mop,
Whose hair was a curly-haired flop,
In a traffic stop, he got caught,
With an open container, and pot,
Don’t offend in front of a cop.
There once was a kid with fluffy hair
Whose pot stash was quite an affair.
But the fuzz got wise
To his fluffy-haired guise.
Now he's locked up with naught but despair.
A punk with a big goofy mane
Was breaking the same laws again
He's proud of his hair
but his family won't care
If he sits in the jail and complains.
These rhymes can power
Edward Lear's old village pub
So fast he rotates.
👏
Very good rhyme
about the bush that committed crime.
His resemblance to a mushroom isn't merely a coincidence.
That’s not Raggedy Andy.
That’s the broccoli from Veggie Tales.
😂😂😂
Lmfao
Broccoli really fell off the wagon!
Sounds like his parents have told him he's on his own with any legal matters. Good on them.
Yep. That's what I told my children when they were very young: I will help you all I can, but police trouble is your problem.
I can't get past the poodle on his head...🤪
His hair is no worse than the dreadlocks that many defendents have.
I was thinking bird nest. If he tilts his head down, we might see the eggs in it. 🤣
Ouch!!
@kellydg471 I get your point, but to me, this poodle-puff hair is sillier than dreadlocks. The way it exaggerates every move of his head, and *bounces* when he nods or shakes his head...
I thought perhaps he's in a boy band as a hobby
Life is hard when you continue to be stupid.
Quit speeding or quit having drugs in your car. Preferably both.
If the cops towed his car. The tow company will get a hefty amount for storage.
But a lot of us have to learn the hard way.
This.
This was a damn hard lesson for me to learn. I enjoy the herb. I like to go fast. Those two things don’t go well.
$500+ per month for car insurance!!! His driving record must be complete trash.
And he's out in Missouri. It's probably super low for most drivers
Most probably has a lot to do with his age.
@jamiekelly708 no it doesn't. Mind has never hit over 200 a month. Even at 17
I hope he gets his sh!t together, after all of this! He's still young enough to pull himself up!!! Good luck young man!!!
It’s difficult for me to believe he would be accused of drug possession
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Agreed. Stealing non-fiction library books to feed his hungry mind seems more likely than drug possession.
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all he needs is the red rubber nose and his clown costume would be complete
Ok, Raggedy Andy made me laugh like hell...perfect title 😊😂😅 I was thinking Bob Ross's younger doppelganger.
Omg! I'm laughing so hard!!! Could be his grandson!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@jenniferthacker4231 yup long lost or illegitimate lol. Rip Bob Ross 🙏
Let the boy go. That hair is punishment enough. lol 😂
That’s Side Show Bob!
Family probably has been through so much with him that they won't bail him out. Sideshow Bob comments are great!
It’s Beaker from the Muppets! Me me me meme!
Failure to appear was a BIG mistake. Probably figured being out of state meant nobody would come chase him down. Surprise!
I was all for a PR bond for him, until I heard that he failed to appear! Show up to court, people!
He can always get a job cleaning bottles with that brush he has on his head.
Or toilet bowls.
@@brianboye8025 FUNNY
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He didn't fool Jill Gillette.
I hope this situation lets him see the light and he gets on the right path.
@@omi_god Being arrested is normal?
keeping company with jailhouse losers does not improve decision making.
@@islandhopper100 Neither does chronic pot use.
Homeboy should have pled "I Am Groot".
His family has said f off
Life will not turn out well for this boy
Gotta admit, this kid is more respectful than 99% of the defendants we see on this channel...
Hard times for side show Bob.
Poor guy is completely broke and can't pay for his bond...spent all his money on illegal drugs.
He can't even afford a haircut! 💇🏻♂️💈
Been there done that.
With pretty face and thick lips of those, sure he's gonna find out soon how to make some quick money.
@@kandle54uhhh pause
How can he not look in the mirror and say to himself, it looks like I have a cow turd on my head: I need to cut it.
Looks like a Russian hat
This zoom pannel look like "people of Walmart "
The judge looks like Roz from Monsters Inc. - sorry no offense judge.
@@bluflaam777 It's the Secret Life of Pets cat lady.
Lmfao
Couldn't tell you how many times I did just this when I was a young idiot and dumb luck prevailed. I feel sorry for this kid
Are any of y'all old enough to remember that movie Demolition man? The movie was set in the future and people had crazy wacky haircuts?
It’s the hair that says “No, ladies, I don’t want to have sex. Why do you ask?”
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He pays more for insurance than for his car note? Uh… hello? Time to start using your brain, kid.
His penalty should be helping Mario find Princess Peach.
He’s paying $401 for a Nissan Sentra? That’s a crime itself.
Poor, long suffering Judge Webster.😆
out here lookin like veggie tales
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That hair is not going to do well in prison.
I don't think he has the slightest idea what's going on.
That's not raggedy Andy; that's sideshow Bob!
$520 a month for insurance? I owned a sports car, and my max when it was brand new was $200 a month.
If he's paying that much to insure a sentra he's got other stuff on his driving record.
Unlike the majority of the defendants seen on this channel, at least he was courteous. "No maam" and such. You have to give him credit for also being employed at the time of his arrest. He wasn't a sovcit and we didn't have to listen to the jurisdictional and Admiralty BS.
A mirror is a wonderful thing. Being able to see what's in it, that's another matter!
Won’t somebody please rescue the poor animal on his head? Call the ASPCA!
Like you Wolf....I believe this is basically a good kid. At the beginning I had no idea that this case would go downhill faster than a snowball in a cartoon. I also think he has an idea of how deep he is in with ALL the charges he is facing and after spending a solid week in black and while striped clothes, he is ready to just get this all done and only way to do that is face the music. IF he truly has realized his errors, then he really is lucky in that his charges, while repetitive and numerous, are still misdemeanors. No felonies, no serious charges. Not sure The Side Show Bob LQQK works for him, but he seems like a descent kid who is young and hopefully this is the end. We shall see! MOO From COW-lumbus, Ohio 👋
I'm a little concerned how many more times he'll get those same charges before he figures it out.
Yeeesh.
@@notme2day I'm hoping this stint in jail has opened his eyes! We can only hope! Salute👋
That birds nest on that jailed person is hilarious. No wonder he has no girlfriend
My goodness! What a great title!!! 😂😂
Wow that’s a lot of hair!!
He seems a good lad. It’s a pity he is going down the wrong path.
Incredible hearing! The only thing I could think of was how I would handle things if I was that def! I would stand up and say, “this ass hat isn’t my atty and I want my money back.”
He's surviving in jail with that ridiculous hairstyle?? Amazing.
You can tell by looking at him that this kid has a lifetime of bad decisions ahead of him…
Dude looks like broccoli 🥦 lol
Man, I was all ready to tear into that hair cut, but all the good lines and memes have been taken!
Bet ya if you go through that hair you will find all kinds of goodies 🤣
Dude...that hair, tho! 😳
OMG I thought he was wearing a Russian fur hat..!! He doesn't look like he's all there...Typical Gen Z...
LOL That Raggedy Andy thumbnail and Lone Wolf had me clicking on it sooooo fast
I was going to say something nasty about the hair, but clearly this kid is respectful and appears to be on the right track.....other than drugs.
Son of Sideshow Bob
I have never seen hair like that! Amazing!🐞
It’s like a plant…..maybe cactus.
All my brain can think of is hedge clippers.
Our boy has so much hair it has begun to put sufficient pressure on his brain, that it can no longer operate effectively! Frankly I feel bad for him. 😅
Looks like Toad has fallen on hard times, Mario won't bond him out this time for throwing that blue shell.
Becoming a criminal because of marijuana is so lame. It should be decriminalized in every state, imo.
$520/mo. for insurance on ONE car? Holy Crap
I blame mom's basement. 2k per month, no rent? Wow. Just...Wooooow.
Gillett is awesome.
It's Side Show Bob!!!!
I just gave you a thumbs up for the title 👍 raggedy Andy lol
He seems like a decent kid that finally was wised up by reality. His family probably wants him to learn, therefore, no bail. You're grown up. Deal with it.
Those cops really wanted him
It's easy to forget that cannabis is still illegal in a few places
What is REALLY sucky is that, I THINK he said he lived in MInnesota, and that's a decriminalized state. This kid could be legal at home with his herbs, but it's always iffy to be riding with it, especially in a no tolerance state. I imagine he knew the risks too... at that age, we never care, until we do... lol.
@@LoneWolfUsul I can remember very well thinking I was invincible until Life knocked me on my butt one day. Never forgot either!
@@LoneWolfUsulhe lives in Missouri
Legal or not, you can’t have it/ use it WHILE DRIVING
@@user-us5eh3xl1z nobody is saying he did. Even in a legalization state he would have still been arrested due to the open bottle of rum. That is a crime in all 50 states
What about his weed expense🤣
When I got in trouble at 18 my income was a few thousand a year & my insurance was half of that. I was denied a public defender.
They put him in jail for all those little charges?
I need to find out what CJ and those sovereign citizen people did by stealing my identity before people give me money because it will just go to them
I was most disappointed in the No insurance. However, it sounds like he only didn’t have the slip in his car.
He done F’d up by not showing up in court.
I remember when I was a kid I saw a clown aat the circus 🎪 that had the same hairdo😅😂
Looks like the bully from “A Christmas Story” whom Ralphie beats up
This is without doubt King Zoomer I., Broccoli Heir Supreme. She should address him with "your Majesty frfr".
If carrot top and side show bob had a kid.......
I don't think he is paying 600 per month for car insurance.
He is growing a combination Brillo pad and a broom on his head!
$401/month for a Nissan Sentra is insane
Anyone who lets their hair get like that, deserves mental help and jail
Well, underneath all that hair resides...nothing.
I don't think I can watch this. This is ridiculous that someone is in jail for the possession of marijuana and a pipe. What's next, are we going to lock up the debtors 😂
This is the point where sideshow bob started down the wrong path.
He’s getting no kitty with that look!
Just dont think he will do too well in jail with that hairdo.
Oh flashback. I got called that as a kid. 😂
This guy will be bald as an egg by the time he's 25. I think that incarcerating people for personal amounts of marijuana is wrong, it cost more money to the taxpayers than to have them pickup trash or something benefitting the public.
Some apartment complex is wondering where one of their bushes went.
Part of the sentence should be a haircut
Cannabis in Missouri is legal for recreational use. Wonder what happen to those charged in Kansas when their law changes?
Sideshow Bob haircut
Side Show Bob; the early years.
If i was in trouble i would feel good going before Judge Webster. She is very fair.
A real life version of the carrot on Veggie Tales.😁