Testing Illegal Blue Lasers from eBay (and making them even stronger)

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    I bought a couple blue laser pointers on eBay. I received two laser death rays. Then I made them even stronger.
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    Normally I'm not interested in buying handheld lasers off of the internet as what I can make is usually more interesting. That being said there were some eBay listings for blue lasers pointers that caught my eye. Although the claimed output power was under 5mW (ebay's limit as well as the US federal limit) the pictures showed lasers that appeared to be very strong. Now importing a handheld laser stronger than 5mW is usually illegal here, but these listings explicitly stated the lasers had an output that was under the legal limit. Even so, I wanted to play it safe (legally at least) so I found US sellers/resellers of these "5mW" lasers.
    The lasers turned out to be INCREDIBLY strong, HUNDREDS of times stronger than advertised. While this may seem like a good thing, a laser like this will blind you permanently the instant it hits you in the eye. Wearing proper eye protection is a must when dealing with these.
    It's common for sellers to exaggerate the power of flashlights, cars, etc., so why would these sellers lie in the opposite direction about lasers? It turns out this is the only way they can get away with selling powerful lasers on eBay without blatantly breaking the rules. The bigger issue is that handheld lasers like this are federally restricted in most countries. This isn't a problem for say a seller in China shipping to the US, as our laws aren't relevant there. This a huge issue for all of these US resellers that are sending out powerful lasers by the thousand though, and the FDA very well may lay a smackdown at some point.
    Obviously I have nothing against owning strong lasers, but trying to pass off a burning lasers as eye safe in order to make a few bucks is incredibly dangerous. I realize most people will have an idea of what they are getting into, but those out there that aren't aware of the extreme danger involved are going to lose an eye. You think I'm exaggerating but permanent eye injuries happen ALL THE TIME from the cheap death rays bought online. If you really want a powerful laser, read up on lasers and laser eye safety and start small before working your way up to a big laser.
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  • @michaeljacksin5777
    @michaeljacksin5777 Před 4 lety +28376

    This guy is legendary, he sounds like he wants to have emotion but he cant

    • @isaac8141
      @isaac8141 Před 4 lety +2118

      That was the perfect description of him I have ever read

    • @sirusshorts272
      @sirusshorts272 Před 4 lety +289

      Underrated!

    • @vbot111
      @vbot111 Před 4 lety +1197

      Hes to smart to be encumbered with silly regular human emotions. Theres just not enough room in his brain for useless stuff.

    • @lovat52
      @lovat52 Před 4 lety +428

      he sounds like he wants to hit puberty

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits Před 4 lety +272

      "We are just pools of energy, emotions are a joke"

  • @unique737
    @unique737 Před 4 lety +14429

    THESE ARE NOT TOYS
    *tries to shave his arm with it*

  • @narixm2965
    @narixm2965 Před rokem +181

    This dude's personality can be summed up by a Home Alone inspired sitcom, and I personally love that
    plus the fact that he's obsessed with lasers makes it so much better

    • @gregorynaco7458
      @gregorynaco7458 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I thought the same thing he sounds like Kevin lmao

    • @Welp2010
      @Welp2010 Před 3 měsíci +1

      kevin from home alone plus doc from back to the future =

  • @firebolt3490
    @firebolt3490 Před rokem +352

    he's like a drunk tf2 scout

  • @LtDub
    @LtDub Před 4 lety +7597

    *Goes blind in one eye*
    “Woah, that hurt”

    • @sugestive371
      @sugestive371 Před 4 lety +46

      Comrade Gallegos did it fuck with your eyes it fucked with mine

    • @toelint5706
      @toelint5706 Před 4 lety +108

      “woah, cool”

    • @angrypotato5468
      @angrypotato5468 Před 4 lety +55

      Accidentally blinds himself Just says whoa, cool in the calmest voice ever 🤣

    • @verliebt3465
      @verliebt3465 Před 4 lety +31

      Burning your retina doesn't actually hurt, you won't probably feel it until you can't see anymore, so i've heard

    • @thescienceteam2124
      @thescienceteam2124 Před 4 lety +14

      *Wow, that didn’t feel so cool*

  • @crushclarity1424
    @crushclarity1424 Před 4 lety +4632

    “Don’t buy these lasers”
    *attempts to ignite a propane tank*

  • @theteenageengineer
    @theteenageengineer Před 9 měsíci +30

    Funny story about high power lasers that comes from a friend of mine who is an electrical engineer who works with lasers all the time. He said that back in the day Fleetwood Mac was doing concerts with laser shows. They would setup these giant super powerful lasers to do the shows with and at one point a safety inspector showed up to see just how safe these shows were. The crew was clearly not paid enough because they didn’t care when the safety inspector showed up and one of the crew members took out a cigarette, stuck it in beam of one of the lasers and lit it, the safety inspector saw that and shut down the entire show.

  • @electricnezumi
    @electricnezumi Před rokem +244

    bringing "laser hair removal" to a whole new, much more dangerous level

    • @rule1dontgosplat
      @rule1dontgosplat Před 7 měsíci +1

      one of the reasons you can’t have a higher power laser is they classify them as medical devices, for hair and tattoo removal. The healthcare industry is scared people will do medicine at home and they won’t make a ton of money.

    • @properantagonist
      @properantagonist Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@rule1dontgosplat or, possibly, scared that untrained (oftentimes reckless and stupid) people don't permanently fuck up their skin and eyes. But this is apparently such a wild concept.

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy Před 2 měsíci +1

      ⁠​⁠@@properantagonistDefinitely this. The average person with equipment like that very much have the potential to cause a lot of damage, both to themselves and others.

  • @Ksgamer103
    @Ksgamer103 Před 4 lety +2192

    "Now it won't ignite my propane tan--"
    BOOM

  • @jacklets3851
    @jacklets3851 Před 5 lety +3319

    Burns his house down
    “Oh wow, that’s amazing.”

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 Před 5 lety +25

      blows his house up
      oh wow that's amazing

    • @ava.and.jasper
      @ava.and.jasper Před 5 lety +31

      Turns himself into laser
      *wow*

    • @starstruck2348
      @starstruck2348 Před 5 lety +4

      "Now that's what I want out of power..."

    • @-nup
      @-nup Před 5 lety +2

      ‘thats ridiculous’

    • @rafqueraf
      @rafqueraf Před 5 lety +2

      with a kid's voice xD

  • @brandonpetersen5710
    @brandonpetersen5710 Před 10 měsíci +19

    "I JUST BOUGHT THE SAFEST LASERS ON EBAY AND LET ME JUST REITERATE THAT THEYRE TOTALLY SAFE AND PROBABLY NOT OVER THE LIMIT"
    proceeds to immediately ignite everything in the vicinity.
    "Probably not eye safe"

  • @pixelmentia
    @pixelmentia Před rokem +8

    *propane tank explodes, destroying house*
    “Wow, that’s so cool.”

  • @jacoblindeman6459
    @jacoblindeman6459 Před 5 lety +5774

    Cuts left hand off
    “Wow, slices right through that”

  • @NovaStorm93
    @NovaStorm93 Před 4 lety +6147

    This man is running nerd software on chad hardware.

  • @lightswitch9345
    @lightswitch9345 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Remember kids, if you are ever in a dark cave, bring your AWESOME 100% SAFE NON HAZARDOUS LAZER GUN to light a match.

  • @biff647019
    @biff647019 Před rokem +119

    Dude I want this but I feel like I'd just shine it on something reflective and blind myself. I'd make a rule that I'd only use it outside and with eye protection and eventually break that rule.

    • @dizzywow
      @dizzywow Před rokem +27

      "Reflective" like your floor, or a wall? Because they would do it. These things are far more dangerous than they are fun. I'd sooner try cooking-up some nitroglycerin in my bathtub.

    • @diegogarcia6518
      @diegogarcia6518 Před rokem +38

      Using it outside is a surefire way to ruin someone else's life and very likely get in a big lawsuit friend
      This guy does it in a shop and is very careful with them; and limits himself to just burning small stuff lmao

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah Před rokem +9

      I think I'd feel safer playing with a pipe bomb or anthrax.

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ Před rokem +1

      That's why you use protective goggles while handling these.

    • @chrisr7341
      @chrisr7341 Před rokem +14

      Alright, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS OUTSIDE
      You seem to be aware about the risk of permanent blindless. If you use this thing outside you become a danger for everyone around you.

  • @bellobods
    @bellobods Před 4 lety +2007

    Thief: Enters his house...
    Him: *So you have chosen permanent blindless*

    • @questwalkerko
      @questwalkerko Před 3 lety +93

      **pulls out laser bazooka**

    • @fredstead5652
      @fredstead5652 Před 3 lety +76

      @@questwalkerko YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

    • @spade5136
      @spade5136 Před 3 lety +28

      waiting for them to be attached to security cameras

    • @vinno97
      @vinno97 Před 3 lety +34

      Breaking the Geneva convention is only possible if you're a country, so he won't even be tried in The Hague for it!

    • @_blacklisted_8593
      @_blacklisted_8593 Před 3 lety +1

      He would just cover his eyes you dumfuks

  • @yeek191
    @yeek191 Před 4 lety +1866

    “woah look i assasinated a public official with my laser”

    • @too2tie
      @too2tie Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @warriorwoman6489
      @warriorwoman6489 Před 4 lety +21

      That’s amazing

    • @WalnutSpice
      @WalnutSpice Před 4 lety +69

      oh no, he's about to assasinate arche duke ferdinand
      oh no, he has airpods in he can't hear us

    • @willowFFMPEG
      @willowFFMPEG Před 4 lety +18

      "haha wow cool"

    • @normangraves4133
      @normangraves4133 Před 4 lety +14

      modifies them to run off my car battery, mounts to bumper. test run thru Protestorville...lol

  • @grewntd
    @grewntd Před rokem +3

    University probably squashed all the independent ideas out of his mind. RIP Styropyro

  • @Enby652
    @Enby652 Před rokem +12

    I love how he’s so nonchalantly talking while holding two very dangerous high powered lasers

  • @thejellybeangamer3284
    @thejellybeangamer3284 Před 4 lety +1797

    This guy is going to hit him self in the eye and be like
    “Ha, I just went blind”

    • @lolbollo691
      @lolbollo691 Před 4 lety +48

      Nah this guy would prolly blind the laser if he looked in one

    • @KumoGacha
      @KumoGacha Před 4 lety +8

      I laughed so hard to this

    • @lolbollo691
      @lolbollo691 Před 4 lety +8

      @@KumoGacha glad you liked it. You made my day. Thank you man!

    • @ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082
      @ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082 Před 4 lety +14

      @@lolbollo691 You sure he/she was talking to you?

    • @safinsalt2265
      @safinsalt2265 Před 4 lety +1

      @I hate kids with anime profile pics
      shhhhh don’t say that

  • @justinlambertoutdoors6313
    @justinlambertoutdoors6313 Před 5 lety +2563

    Gets third degree burn
    "WOW I can't believe it gave me third degree burns"

    • @phantomphoenix4981
      @phantomphoenix4981 Před 5 lety +11

      Justin Lambert outdoors he gets 3rd degree burn; ouch.
      Me touching highest setting of heat on sink water: aiiiieeeee

    • @GibberishGamer
      @GibberishGamer Před 5 lety +10

      @@phantomphoenix4981 me: going 1 degree over 70
      Fucking dies:

    • @RozzDarkly
      @RozzDarkly Před 5 lety

      Wow. Piece of cake

    • @syundown6005
      @syundown6005 Před 5 lety +4

      Oh wow that's amazing

  • @brandonpitre4196
    @brandonpitre4196 Před rokem +2

    I can’t believe I’m just now finding this channel, it’s is incredible! And you did an incredible job explaining things

  • @jarinchandler
    @jarinchandler Před rokem +16

    1st of all this video and lasers are super cool, 2nd thank you so much for your explanation of eye safety, I really had no idea but after viewing this I have a profound respect for lasers and the importance of proper personal protection equipment. 3rd you sir have an amazing and bright future ahead as a Bond villain

    • @oliverjudson1834
      @oliverjudson1834 Před rokem +2

      did you know laser is an acronym

    • @jarinchandler
      @jarinchandler Před rokem +1

      @@oliverjudson1834 I did, light amplification by stimulation of radiation, Originally accomplished with Lab grown rubies I believe

  • @kylesimpson6729
    @kylesimpson6729 Před 5 lety +1848

    "Lets see if it burns through my hand"
    5 seconds later
    "Wow slices right through that that's amazing"

    • @JulioCNY
      @JulioCNY Před 5 lety +4

      😂lmao

    • @MrJohnDoe2525
      @MrJohnDoe2525 Před 5 lety +12

      Im actually wondering how long it would take to burn through a chest,arm or head. Thats a million view idea for a video.

    • @FizzyCape
      @FizzyCape Před 5 lety

      Inazuma TheRipper he could test it with like s pork chop

    • @MrJohnDoe2525
      @MrJohnDoe2525 Před 5 lety +2

      @@FizzyCape or just a whole pig. It isnt to pricey for stuff like that. If he wants to go above and beyond he would get super anatomically correct heads or chest like other youtubers use.

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko Před 5 lety +1

      @@MrJohnDoe2525 a whole pig?

  • @morose1434
    @morose1434 Před 4 lety +1912

    “Woah look, I just cut my cat in half”

  • @galanonim563
    @galanonim563 Před rokem +8

    Im scared of how dangerous and relatively available weapon this technology could be.

    • @DiegoLopez_3
      @DiegoLopez_3 Před 9 měsíci

      Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials

    • @DiegoLopez_3
      @DiegoLopez_3 Před 9 měsíci

      Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials

  • @lordspaghetti4820
    @lordspaghetti4820 Před rokem +4

    I love how he talks so gentle but all I’m thinking about is how his roof is looking after holding them there for a good 30 seconds

  • @rizzgamer
    @rizzgamer Před 5 lety +2859

    *Burns a hole through his TV*
    _"Oh wow, that's amazing"_

  • @shizyninjarocks
    @shizyninjarocks Před 4 lety +909

    "These are not toys"
    Kills someone*
    "Oh, whoa, cool"

  • @studentagainstsleep
    @studentagainstsleep Před rokem +7

    I was very fortunate to have some lab experience in optics while in college. Highest power I worked with was 8 watts. The beam block would get extremely hot. Goggles are must at all times no exceptions.

  • @limentas
    @limentas Před rokem +7

    Hey man. Thanks for the explanations about how lasers dangerous can be. Didn't know this.

  • @Tae-N
    @Tae-N Před 5 lety +13138

    This mans voice sounds amazing
    Its like hes bored with life but excited at the same time

    • @mute-miku
      @mute-miku Před 5 lety +97

      Weeaboo Trash exactly

    • @OMM-bo9fr
      @OMM-bo9fr Před 5 lety +114

      and he's also cute asf (!)

    • @inkyboi1690
      @inkyboi1690 Před 5 lety +38

      How old is this dude

    • @justtocomment4100
      @justtocomment4100 Před 5 lety +107

      "My life is boring but let's entertain people by almost being in the way of a powerful burn"

    • @crism8763
      @crism8763 Před 5 lety +224

      @@inkyboi1690 this guy is between 14 and 25 y/o

  • @texasred4339
    @texasred4339 Před rokem +2

    My favourite nighttime ritual is falling asleep to Styro creating lasers that would blind you instantly without goggles

  • @luizeduardomagalhaesferrei1265

    Thanks for the heads up, I still interested in owning one of these lasers, but I'll make sure to go through proper training and to buy really good protection goggles. Also, really liked your content! I'll be sure to follow your next videos!

  • @adamgross1595
    @adamgross1595 Před 3 lety +6299

    "This laser is way above the legal limits" proceeds to point it at a propane tank

    • @xultri
      @xultri Před 3 lety +245

      It’s way more funnier when he literally does it in his room right next to him

    • @5mark492
      @5mark492 Před 3 lety +93

      I shat myself when I read propane
      And I sighed when it didn’t blow up

    • @adamgross1595
      @adamgross1595 Před 3 lety +29

      @@5mark492 huh??

    • @PeterPumpkinEater69_69
      @PeterPumpkinEater69_69 Před 3 lety +27

      @@5mark492 huh??

    • @zzahkaboom24
      @zzahkaboom24 Před 3 lety +24

      @@5mark492 huh??

  • @siyuanthesuper1
    @siyuanthesuper1 Před 5 lety +2223

    Gets the third degree burn
    “Oh wow, that’s amazing.”

    • @bionickchief
      @bionickchief Před 5 lety +4

      Haahahahahhahahahahahahagahahahahwgahaugagahagagahagahahagahagahahahahah man ahahhahahaag

    • @generalbutton
      @generalbutton Před 5 lety +17

      "The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"

    • @boocuffs4368
      @boocuffs4368 Před 5 lety

      Lmaoo

    • @worlwr2
      @worlwr2 Před 4 lety +1

      @@generalbutton you can tell that it's a third degree burn because of the way it is. Pretty Neat.

    • @dylansmith8186
      @dylansmith8186 Před 4 lety

      C1Ton Soup what’s his electric bill lol

  • @Darkmattermonkey77
    @Darkmattermonkey77 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I actually got a 450nm 1W Blue Diode Laser a few years back. It uses a 12V power supply and I adapted a set of lenses to focus the light into a variable+distant point. For safety, I use some pretty dark welding goggles when it’s powered up, It can burn through 100 page pocket notepad in 30-45 seconds.

  • @123Macme
    @123Macme Před rokem +2

    Miss your videos thanks for all the great content you shared with us

  • @Thestandingturtle
    @Thestandingturtle Před 5 lety +1870

    Normal people: blows out a candle
    This guy: applies blunt force

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 Před 5 lety +5

      @GameFan 2000 You know why they tell you to roll on the ground when you're on fire? Something similar to that.

    • @hibye-by3yb
      @hibye-by3yb Před 5 lety +2

      @@cykakyasu8828 you're smothering when you roll tho

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 Před 5 lety +9

      @@hibye-by3yb Yes. You're smothering the fire so it dies.

    • @_TYE_
      @_TYE_ Před 5 lety +1

      Cyka Kyasu rolling on the floor while on fire is actually not good for you

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 Před 5 lety +4

      @@_TYE_ Point is that fire can't stay lit without air but yeah i guess

  • @joshmyers9326
    @joshmyers9326 Před 5 lety +3604

    *laser goes through his finger*
    “Oh wow, that’s amazing”

  • @petcu4077
    @petcu4077 Před rokem +2

    I really want one of those modified monsters! Keep doing what you do! You are great!

  • @saminsiddiquee2059
    @saminsiddiquee2059 Před rokem +6

    He enjoys the process, and Its great to watch

  • @fellowbrethren4057
    @fellowbrethren4057 Před 4 lety +11617

    *cuts his arm off*
    “Ha look I cut my arm”
    Is something I see this man saying
    Thanks for the likes guys, this is the most attention I’ll ever have in 10 life times

    • @wavy582
      @wavy582 Před 4 lety +231

      Ha look I cut my arm off! That's amazing!

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 Před 4 lety +53

      @@wavy582 wadda ya say we try something else out? !

    • @judewaide8328
      @judewaide8328 Před 4 lety +104

      Oh wow, it just cuts my arm right off. That's so cool.

    • @gabrielpoulin5846
      @gabrielpoulin5846 Před 4 lety +21

      Wooow that’s awesome 😂

    • @masonwood3310
      @masonwood3310 Před 4 lety +11

      WOW

  • @d4rkx82
    @d4rkx82 Před 4 lety +2263

    This mans sounds like a teenaged version of the home alone kid😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlysolimine3161
    @kimberlysolimine3161 Před rokem +2

    Love this thank you for education people. I hope this prevented a few million accidents wish more youth was like this guy here

  • @Tombradyfox55
    @Tombradyfox55 Před 3 měsíci

    Keep up the good work on these videos, u rock

  • @blarpnarp
    @blarpnarp Před 3 lety +4718

    i love how im a minute in and hes already talked his way out of a felony

  • @swettispaghetti4310
    @swettispaghetti4310 Před 4 lety +2266

    This guy literally is in a movie, narrating his own life

    • @josorr
      @josorr Před 4 lety +28

      I wonder how it will end. Probably not old age.

    • @someonethatateyourbabies1990
      @someonethatateyourbabies1990 Před 4 lety +17

      @@josorr he will die due to lazering his arm

    • @royalty367
      @royalty367 Před 4 lety +2

      @@someonethatateyourbabies1990 probably not if the lazer hit the arm there is a small chance he will die.

    • @swettispaghetti4310
      @swettispaghetti4310 Před 4 lety +1

      @Larry Wheels lol

    • @putrixkz
      @putrixkz Před 4 lety +1

      Dead pool😁

  • @fightrider187
    @fightrider187 Před rokem +1

    thank you for telling us the dangers. cool videos overall

  • @terryhughes6248
    @terryhughes6248 Před rokem +2

    You look like a mad scientist in the new videos with hair. Love it

  • @lenchocruz4255
    @lenchocruz4255 Před 4 lety +2165

    This dudes funny and he isn’t even trying

    • @OBIONE521
      @OBIONE521 Před 4 lety +20

      You sure about that 😑

    • @jol1337
      @jol1337 Před 4 lety +13

      what do you mean 'he isn't even trying' that's not true

    • @gnsfreaky3251
      @gnsfreaky3251 Před 4 lety +12

      Uh actually he's trying to hard

    • @dylanmetz3440
      @dylanmetz3440 Před 4 lety +4

      LaChota that creepy smile is what pulls and sucks is all in

    • @reecehughes3111
      @reecehughes3111 Před 4 lety +2

      He try’s to hard

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat Před 4 lety +4101

    It's like watching Peter Parker in an alternate reality where he never became Spiderman.

    • @ozmoses2011
      @ozmoses2011 Před 4 lety +30

      No, not unless the Peter in that realm was psycho , idk maybe he is lol

    • @a1r592
      @a1r592 Před 4 lety +46

      He looks more like Harry Osborn to me...

    • @whtdwarfbackhe
      @whtdwarfbackhe Před 4 lety +6

      he does looks like a older peter

    • @jennifermiddleton6456
      @jennifermiddleton6456 Před 4 lety +3

      More like laser man

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat Před 4 lety +4

      @THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN The memes should have made that question unnecessary many years ago. :p

  • @SND_MIA
    @SND_MIA Před rokem +1

    For some reason I always watch these videos at night and always feel like I’m being blinded through the screen lmao 😂

  • @jackhcafc2595
    @jackhcafc2595 Před rokem +1

    Why are you constantly doing an impression of Macauley culkin in home alone, I love it 🤣🤣

  • @bobadler3097
    @bobadler3097 Před 4 lety +1247

    accidentally kills cat.
    "oh wow!"

    • @coffeemug1012
      @coffeemug1012 Před 4 lety +36

      That was pretty cool but we can do better

    • @mikeclarke952
      @mikeclarke952 Před 4 lety +11

      LOL, nice one. "Look at the cute little plasma paws".

    • @odekipalace
      @odekipalace Před 4 lety +13

      "Wow look at that! The laser blasted through its stomach and it's on fire! Oh wow, this is amazing!"

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles Před 4 lety +2

      he would be sad though

    • @pyro2929
      @pyro2929 Před 4 lety +5

      But cats have nine lives
      SERVER: Cat has joined the server!

  • @msv9621
    @msv9621 Před 4 lety +1697

    “It can’t burn my propane tank "

  • @samaelmorgenstern8065
    @samaelmorgenstern8065 Před rokem +2

    "haha lets see if i can give my arm a haircut"
    proceeds to point a laser that cuts through plastic at his arm
    this man is a true legend

  • @ATVOffroadFurry
    @ATVOffroadFurry Před 2 lety

    DUDE YOU ARE THE REAL MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE! I LOVE THIS YOURE GREAT NEW SUBSCRIBER

  • @_baller
    @_baller Před 5 lety +2237

    *Burns hole through cat from 50 ft away*
    “Oh wow that’s amazing..”

  • @kyb3r658
    @kyb3r658 Před 5 lety +2455

    *nukes the planet*
    "Oh wow, that's amazing."

  • @leovuyk
    @leovuyk Před rokem

    very nice and instructive !!

  • @BushCampingTools
    @BushCampingTools Před rokem

    "Percussive maintenance" Beautiful! What a joy to be at uni with you.

  • @lfchubbuck
    @lfchubbuck Před 4 lety +1409

    These are not toys
    1 minute later
    “Let’s try giving my arm a haircut”

  • @jaberus2
    @jaberus2 Před 5 lety +1168

    "Lets see if it burns the kids on the playground..."
    "Wow look at them run around in flames, haha."

    • @shayodom5271
      @shayodom5271 Před 5 lety +12

      uses illegal wepon fbi:thats a pass me:watched henti fbi:YOU SICK FUCK

    • @IWannaCry123
      @IWannaCry123 Před 5 lety +1

      🤔

    • @mr.aizawa5257
      @mr.aizawa5257 Před 5 lety +14

      @@shayodom5271 Let me fix that for you.
      StyroPyro: *Uses illegal weapon*
      FBI: Nothing wrong here...
      Me: *Watches hentai*
      FBI: YoU sIcK fUcK!

    • @mr.wizard2974
      @mr.wizard2974 Před 5 lety +2

      lol.aww man!

    • @australianoutback
      @australianoutback Před 5 lety +6

      Now I want one to burn kids with lol

  • @wardaddy9910
    @wardaddy9910 Před rokem +1

    He completely rebuilt the laser. He kept the housing and the switch ... that isn't modifying the laser ... that is building a new laser.

  • @DJR4TL3Y
    @DJR4TL3Y Před rokem

    The way he just smaked the candle after he lit it made me want to binge watch all his videos

  • @linkslate7928
    @linkslate7928 Před 4 lety +3038

    The fact he put glasses on the camera makes me feel included 10/10 fan service

  • @epsteinsmurderer5130
    @epsteinsmurderer5130 Před 4 lety +626

    Cuts pet in half
    “Woah, that’s crazy, that’s some serious power”

    • @everlivingraptergaming8991
      @everlivingraptergaming8991 Před 4 lety +15

      *AND WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, IT STILL WORKS!*

    • @pepsiman5042
      @pepsiman5042 Před 4 lety +2

      @@everlivingraptergaming8991 oh god man no god you good? you sane?

    • @pepsiman5042
      @pepsiman5042 Před 4 lety +2

      @@everlivingraptergaming8991 I'm not even I can't even my God yo no thats messed up man

    • @mooseandmadi6249
      @mooseandmadi6249 Před 4 lety +1

      he is comeing HELP E.X.E IS COMEING stop bro your a 12 year old

    • @Steve-uu7yx
      @Steve-uu7yx Před 4 lety +6

      *THatS aLOt oF DAMAGE*

  • @vayunyadav8403
    @vayunyadav8403 Před 9 měsíci +2

    But It cant ignite my propane tank.
    **FUCKING EXPLODES**

  • @TacticalMetalhead
    @TacticalMetalhead Před rokem +2

    New to the channel, love this dude's commentary. It'd be so funny to hear him say: "Wow, a pipe bomb in my neighbor's mailbox? That's so cool!"

  • @Iottary
    @Iottary Před 5 lety +1407

    *Slices wire clean off and sets multiple items on fire.*
    _minutes later_
    *Points laser at his arm.*

    • @Jessticks2319
      @Jessticks2319 Před 5 lety +59

      lot trixty he has 5 years of laser safety training
      ...”proceeds to point laser at body “.

    • @snaxx6316
      @snaxx6316 Před 5 lety +3

      LOL

    • @Redeemedpooper
      @Redeemedpooper Před 5 lety

      Make lasers kill again

    • @KrypticKrul
      @KrypticKrul Před 5 lety +1

      Skarp laser razor!!

    • @Iottary
      @Iottary Před 5 lety +1

      @@es-zw3mg _oh that makes things so much better_

  • @nb-eh9dq
    @nb-eh9dq Před 4 lety +544

    My mans said
    “I like the smell of roasted nuts”

  • @terryhensley4020
    @terryhensley4020 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Bro you're so funny and smart it's actually kinda scary 😂

  • @macmaniac3080
    @macmaniac3080 Před rokem +2

    I like this guy, I wish I could’ve explored this more when I was young

  • @calebh7902
    @calebh7902 Před 4 lety +859

    Imagine if he accidentally caught his house on fire "oh gee wiz, now I gotta get ready to evacuate my home, due to my unsafe behavior with the laser"

  • @facemask4477
    @facemask4477 Před 4 lety +2766

    When he says “don’t try this at home” I actually believe that

  • @info-hub457
    @info-hub457 Před rokem +1

    you deserve a position of professor in MIT. The amount of knowledge you have is amazing

  • @ModernBeastx1
    @ModernBeastx1 Před rokem

    Hey man I have a genuine question I noticed you’re recent videos as of a couple months ago you’re hair looks really good! It seems you stopped you’re hair thinning I deal with hair thinning myself was wondering what treatment you used to counteract it?

  • @manbug2205
    @manbug2205 Před 4 lety +615

    "I wonder what it will do to a cashew"
    - no one ever

    • @mikestarww
      @mikestarww Před 4 lety +2

      Man Bug I love the smell of roasted nuts😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @malin7979
    @malin7979 Před 2 lety +3990

    "The key to not getting third-degree burns is not letting it touch the skin."
    What a wonderful nugget of wisdom.

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 Před rokem +20

      I just got to that part as i read that 🤣

    • @megaliberty
      @megaliberty Před rokem +8

      It is good he didn't have his first epileptic seizure while shaving off his arm hair, or even a hiccup. 😳

    • @sentosaco
      @sentosaco Před rokem +12

      *proceeds to touch his skin with it*

    • @NoFaceTsu
      @NoFaceTsu Před rokem +5

      I lost it when he said that

    • @whiteknight7wayne493
      @whiteknight7wayne493 Před rokem +1

      Yeah supersafe not but irrestible to a sci-nerd!

  • @Gonzb023
    @Gonzb023 Před 7 měsíci

    Whole video and funniest part was at the end hearing "one of these is a moth" I was like what the Fluff does that have to do with anything lol

  • @traznian
    @traznian Před 9 měsíci +2

    safety? what does that mean?

  • @Olive_Bradford
    @Olive_Bradford Před 2 lety +5097

    I love how he explains his loophole from federal laws

    • @oversouledict2005
      @oversouledict2005 Před 2 lety +11

      @@user-oj3cz6jq3r 😂😂😂 wait is that a real thing in the Bible? I never read it

    • @phantomzo8209
      @phantomzo8209 Před 2 lety +52

      @@user-oj3cz6jq3r Since we are here, it is worth noting that the idea of a teenager is a fairly recent concept. So these boys could be about 15 years old as far as we know. (They would not have a word for teenager, as there was no need at the time.) It is one of those things that people sometimes forget, that some words have dramatically changed meaning, or have been recently invented to help explain a fairly recent concept. So when you read history, literature, or other books from a few generations ago (never mind a thousand + years) without that context, it can create confusing, or/if hilarious, interpretations.
      But since we have no solid context on the age of the boys, they could be children for all we know (I don't know at what age a child becomes an adult around that time period, but I think it was around 16 - 17 years old).

    • @likeasparrowinthewildernes8333
      @likeasparrowinthewildernes8333 Před 2 lety

      ll 2Esdras2: 31 - 100 ;;;;

    • @twixxtro
      @twixxtro Před 2 lety +47

      @@oversouledict2005 gotta read the bible bro season 3 lit🔥

    • @_jingshen
      @_jingshen Před 2 lety +4

      @@oversouledict2005 what did he say

  • @y8fpe
    @y8fpe Před 5 lety +719

    "The key to not getting 3rd degree burns is to not let it touch the skin."
    Never change dude.

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Před 2 lety

    where have you been!?!?! and this scares the shit out of me going laser shows, and raves.

  • @Ilikehorse
    @Ilikehorse Před rokem +1

    you can realize how happy he is just through his VOICE, amazing :))

  • @floki8382
    @floki8382 Před 5 lety +580

    "Now it won't ignite my propane tank..
    ..but it can pop balloons with ease."
    So fill the balloons with propane

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 Před 5 lety

      Yea cause that's one quick way to die

    • @Sheev3
      @Sheev3 Před 5 lety +5

      He fr would've died if it lit

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 Před 5 lety

      Oh your right

    • @pbrstreetgang2467
      @pbrstreetgang2467 Před 5 lety

      🤔

    • @werxeh8027
      @werxeh8027 Před 5 lety

      @@Sheev3 nah, I once had a full deodorant can explode in my face from about 3 feet away and I lived. I was deaf for 15 minutes, but otherwise fine. Tiny bit of uncompressed propane wouldn't do any harm.

  • @MrGBicer
    @MrGBicer Před 5 lety +580

    Ends up with 2 smoking craters where his eyes used to be.
    "Oh wow, that's amazing."

    • @Killerspieler0815
      @Killerspieler0815 Před 5 lety +1

      @styropyro -
      good that he will never get his hands on a warp-core as laser power supply ;-)

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Killerspieler0815 I don't think thats an epic gamer moment.

    • @CyborXT
      @CyborXT Před 5 lety +1

      😂

  • @stephencampbell9384
    @stephencampbell9384 Před rokem +1

    Your mods are a bit "Trigger's Broom", three new shafts, four new heads, but it's totally the same brush.
    Great video.

  • @tronicalli7587
    @tronicalli7587 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Now all we gotta do is get like 50 of these things, pu em all in a cone shape barrel, maybe use like some magnifying glass... glass to combine the lasers, and then you've got a weapon of ultimate destruction

  • @TheOGLober
    @TheOGLober Před 4 lety +632

    “It’s like a fancy candle lighter”
    *smacks the flame* 😂

  • @joshlaw354
    @joshlaw354 Před 5 lety +769

    "Now it wont ignite my propane tank"
    *points laser directly at very flammable tank*
    WHATTTT

    • @Yhaarim
      @Yhaarim Před 5 lety +11

      JoshLaw Music honestly i was scared for him when he did that

    • @joshlaw354
      @joshlaw354 Před 5 lety

      cästles theres always one LMAO

    • @caffeinato
      @caffeinato Před 5 lety +3

      The guy clearly knows what he is doing. It's not that lasers can't "cut through" metal, it's that metal is a very good heat conductor, and all the energy of the laser is almost immediately spread around the thick, heavy metal casing of the tank. There's a common science demo about popping balloons with candles. Adding even a little water to the ballloon will allow it to sit in the flame for several seconds longer before heating the rubber up enough to pop.

    • @gedgar2000
      @gedgar2000 Před 5 lety

      A metal tank with a lot of mass is not going to heat up meaningfully with a brief touch of a 5W laser. Some laserrs can can certainly cut through metals. But not a 5W laser nearly instantaneously.. I'd bet money that he could shine that laser directly on that tank and it would NEVER blow up. Too much thermal conductance from the thick metal. Wanna bet me $10. We can let Styro Pyro bet the official judge.

    • @gedgar2000
      @gedgar2000 Před 5 lety

      @Coasterguy Brilliant reply.

  • @sartoriusrock
    @sartoriusrock Před rokem

    Cool video! Your vocal delivery definitely has mid-2000’s Nickelodeon commercial aesthetic lol

  • @pyrinikos3477
    @pyrinikos3477 Před rokem

    Styropyro: gets some new lasers. His wooden table: “Please no more….”

  • @AidanG925
    @AidanG925 Před 4 lety +9114

    this guy talks like a living user’s manual

    • @whoisant1479
      @whoisant1479 Před 4 lety +28

      😂😂😂

    • @melissaromero5470
      @melissaromero5470 Před 4 lety +32

      I was the thousandth like

    • @anistyme
      @anistyme Před 4 lety +111

      He's so calm about it. He'll see a tidal wave coming for him and be like "Hah, nature. Funny right?"

    • @ztido
      @ztido Před 4 lety +15

      r/rareinsult

    • @deathlizard3047
      @deathlizard3047 Před 4 lety +17

      I wish I could talk like that, It's not even an insult.

  • @xtubejr
    @xtubejr Před 4 lety +618

    Imagine walking in to your kid’s room to let him know that dinner is ready and being blinded for life by a laser.

    • @Fine_i_set_the_handle
      @Fine_i_set_the_handle Před 4 lety +11

      hard way to learn how to knock huh?

    • @Nihontopride
      @Nihontopride Před 4 lety

      Worlds most morbid “Knock knock” joke.
      Mom opening the door prematurely “Knock knock”
      Also Mom, post door knocking, every time she hears a sound unexpectedly “Who’s there?”

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront Před 4 lety

      r/woooooosh

    • @MenacingPerson
      @MenacingPerson Před 4 lety

      @@phoenixfront how

    • @rossgoosen7269
      @rossgoosen7269 Před 4 lety

      He’s 26

  • @PurifiedShino
    @PurifiedShino Před rokem

    Best editing I've seen in a while.

  • @johng5806
    @johng5806 Před 6 měsíci

    Your skill in both hacking electronics and presenting this in a really amusing way is unsurpassed.

  • @humter
    @humter Před 3 lety +1436

    This guy could get his arm cut off and say “wow, that hurt”