Ranking Which Animals A HUMAN Could Beat In A FIGHT
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- In this video I rank the most difficult and easiest animals for a person to best in a one on one combat situation. Some of these animals would be very difficult to fight, others, not so much. I discuss bears, lions, tigers, crocodiles, chimpanzees and many others. Let me know what you think in the comments.
#mma
Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
1:39 Walrus
5:22 Chimpanzee
12:13 African Elephant
13:07 Elk
15:31 Crocodile
19:35 Tiger
21:36 Black Bear
24:58 Grizzly Bear & Polar Bear
26:43 Ostrich
29:44 Silverback Gorilla - Sport
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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
1:39 Walrus
5:22 Chimpanzee
12:13 African Elephant
13:07 Elk
15:31 Crocodile
19:35 Tiger
21:36 Black Bear
24:58 Grizzly Bear & Polar Bear
26:43 Ostrich
29:44 Silverback Gorilla
Alright bro these videos are getting ridiculous now
@@thatjack4shut the fuck up. The video was based on
@@thatjack4bro who made you the fun police
Man a ostrich would fuck a human up😂
Bro timestamps for this is insane😂😂
the idea of getting a decision win over a walrus is so funny
especially because the Walrus wouldn't even give a fuck when the decision is being announced lol
Just gotta jab and low kick it from range yk
in the preconditions it definitely didn’t sound like there’d be judges or refs there😭😭 so it caught me so off guard when he said that
Be on the outside, popping out the jab, walrus plodding forward, no head movement, just grit and durability, gotta get that decision win.
@@dhdhdh2257 he got herb dean there to split it up😭
This. is what the mma community needs.
💯
Absolutely!
Yeah he thinking he can kick a black bear on the nose is what the mma needs
@@YouMeAtSix0123 you still watched the video
😆😆😆
Bro pretending he can beat a walrus with sidekicks when even a polar bear can't kill those things
You don’t need to kill anything to win a decision. You could win on points against titanium, how much damage you do has no bearing on points in a decision, it’s whoever can land more hits and what kind so the walrus would have to kill him before the decision is called
@@foxy2pointoit wouldn’t be that hard. Walruses are massive animals, bigger than most cars. To win any points you have to get close enough to the walrus to touch it, and that’s way too close for comfort. All a walrus has to do is literally roll over you and you’d be flattened like a pancake
@@foxy2pointohe made the walrus sound slow, they’re actually pretty fast on land (21mph). They will flatten a person if threatened not to mention they have knives growing outta their mouths.
did you even watch the video he said he'd win by decision
@@marshallcrocker8239 what kind of decision you make vs an animal that you can't even get close and it has already annihilated you?
Bro trusts his sidekicks a lot
Two years of kickboxing experience bro
@@amg863 thats not doing anything to any of the animals mentioned
Back kick may be useful too😂
Those sidekicks will be about as useful as a flyswatter against the majority of these animals
@@Mikeyyyasfexept the chimp it has no chance I'd winning
Answer from someone who actually works with some of these animals;
Walrus - you have no chance, its going to take up most of the cage and nothing you can do will have any effect. Francis Ngannou could have a clean shot as hard as he can and do nothing. Walruses take hits from Polar bears and arent bothered.
Chimp - no chance, in the open, if youre lucky, a big hit might make the chimp think twice and back away, if youre lucky. In a cage, with no escape, you will see violence like you wouldnt believe. It wont rip your arm off, but it will rip your shoulder out of the socket. If you try grabbing it, you will lose your fingers. Your side kick will do nothing, the chimp will run at you, even if you manage to push it away, it will be on you before you get a chance to get a second shot, then you lose your face. Its also way smarter than you think
Elephant - no chance
Elk - 90% you lose. If you can avoid the antlers and grab hold, you can kick out the legs and hope. Unlikely though, you arent jumping on its back.
Croc - this one is actually your best chance. Crocs are ambush predators and arent really built for land. Their walking capabilities is mostly about moving between waterways. If youve seen people like steve irwin, as long as you dont get too close, you can avoid their lunges. Also, crocs "cardio" is non existant. They have super slow metabolisms so they get tired very quickly. That being said, you probably cant hurt the croc, but you could touch it and outpoint it. One mistake and your dead though.
Tiger - no chance
Black bear - you are way overestimating your own capability and underestimating the bear. Bears fight other bears, bears get hit and bitten by other bears. Nothing you can do will compare to that. In the wild, you can scare a bear off, or hurt them and make them think twice and run away, in a cage, with nowhere to go, youre getting mauled
Grizzly/Polar - no chance
Ostrich - no very aggressive, no super durable. The beak is not a threat at all. Ive been pecked multiple times, the beaks not sharp, it doesnt hurt, at most you get a little pinch, its the legs you need to watch. They can kick really hard, 2000lbs of force. They also have a large claw on their big toe, it can disembowel you. This ones 50/50 for me
Silverback - no chance
I disagree about the walrus. They don't turn well so if you get to its side and stay there with movement it has no offensive capabilities. He never said that he'd knock it out and probably won't do any damage to it period, but he can win via decision since he'll have a lead in strikes landed.
The rest you're spot on
@@jd3thegreattm380 where are you getting your information? The walrus can run on land as fast as most humans, and since it defends polar bears and fights other walruses with its head, it needs to be able turn on the spot fast enough to keep its tusks in front. I'm telling you a human vs a walrus is like a fly vs a human.
For the crocodile, if they're anything like gators, they might be impacted by tonic immobility. Another fun fact for these type of animals, their bite muscles are so heavily specialised for closing their jaws, the comparable strength of opening the jaws is laughable. This means your best bet in the cage is to circle it until it's a bit more tired, then get onto its back and close the jaws.
Now we use tonic immobility, while holding the jaws shut, we flip the croc upside down, almost like going in on a read naked choke. Hold it there until tonic immobility kicks in and it should theoretically count as a submission or TKD since the croc is now immobile.
His stomp tactic won't work because their back hide/scales are just far too thick and durable and will just disperse all the force.
@@jd3thegreattm380 I think you need to watch some Walrus footage lol, these guys, much like their flubby bodies, can turn in all sorts of angles.
A walrus would smudge to a 49-46 decision
Walrus is a tough out
With how heavy they are, the walrus would probably smudge the opponent to submission.
Lucas has the lower weight class skill
But how would a walrus do against the Blob Gaziev?🤔
Walrus has trained at the wet blanket academy for decades
Dude thinks he can KO a black bear; I need whatever pills he's taking
The thing this guy didn't mention is IQ - intelligence, brain power. Every single creature in the animal kingdom is going to be at least a hundred times smarter than he is - maybe a thousand times smarter. Anyone capable of fantasizing about throwing an overhand right at a tiger's head has serious mental challenges.
@@philwilson609😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, Vegetta777, a spaniard youtuber who lives on Andorra, choked to death a bear like 2 months ago, he himself said it wasn't a huge bear, but it was an adult bear at the end of the day
@@argentin2306bro u tried to sound smart by saying ‘whom’ and used it wrong.
@@shannonmcnair8238 autocorrect, used it a few times and since my native language isn't english, my phone picked on it and used it automatically, no need to sweat it bro
Those "skinny" bird legs are far bigger and stronger than any human. Remember they're carrying around that 300lb frame.
Not to mention they have knives on their feet
and seeing the speed at which they can run I can only imagine those skinny legs pack an extreme power if they were to kick you properly 😂
But, in fight, he knows the only weapon are its legs. So he needs to focus on its legs and when he dodges the kick, he is open to attack the neck. He won't stay still so the ostrich can kick him.
@langan3311 the bird is faster abd what's he gonna do headlock that thing or punch it? With what reach? 😂😂
That’s still not as impressive because healthy humans can squat 300 lbs if they train at it consistently, it’s a feat both men and women can achieve without too much difficulty, many strongmen can squat around 500 lbs sometimes more. People forget that human legs are about 4 times stronger than our arms
Brooo I’m already laughing and haven’t even started the video😭😭😭
wait until you have the mental image of lucas fighting an ostrich.
This video is pure comedy!
Hands down most hilarious MMATuber rn
That’s actual factual facts from me too 😭😂💙
His laugh killed all the animals
Crocodiles are extremely old and have crafty vet grappling
😂😂😂
doing thunder rolls
@@quirky_kratos_456 You're in their world down there. Get outta there!
It only takes like 5 pounds of force to hold a crocodiles jaw shut . I'm laying on him for 25 minutes and winning easy
@@holocade4908 Jailton Almeida strategy
As someone who has seen someone get dismembered by a chimp, yes they would pull you apart.
On the internet or irl?
@Alva2k bit of both, though I don't think it matters where
@@ImagineFlagonsI think it matters, because I saw a video of a guy wresting a chimp and the guy was manhandling the chimp pretty easily (though this was a circus chimp).
@@ImagineFlagonstell me where cuz it never happened the only case I know is an old lady having her face munched for an hour
@@DavidHernandez-dk1zscircus chimps are trained not to actually seriously fight back-
Man you don't stand a chance against any kind of bear. You're not even beating a dog
Maybe he can beat a Poodle 😂
Are you stupid? Dogs are literally so weak even a 8year old can beat it
Depends what kind of dog
@@TrollerNinja69420 German Shephard or bigger. I'll never forget the time a German Shephard almost tore my friend's calf off his leg all while me and three other men were kicking it and bashing it on the head with sticks and stones. That dog never let go until it died and left my friend with a deformed leg
@@salahdehina9733 damn
The idea of hitting a leaping 600 lb tiger with a "big gnarly overhand" almost killed me
I’m just happy to know there are people out there who are as dumb as I am😂
Head kick it lol
Guy thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu.
BuT iD LoW kicK iT 🤓☝️
Tigers are rarely 600 lbs in the wild
PEOPLE FORGET MAN
*wild Joe Rogan noises*
@@__Twizz7steel thai cups??
This guy is a KILLER
@@faithalone5081 always
@@frayzer1782 *Nick Diaz glazing in coming*
bro thinks he can beat a black bear, but a chimp would be to much for him💀You know what a freaking black bear would do to a chimp
Nah, better ask yourself, what will a black bear do to a gorilla (considering that gorillas are often hunted by leopards)?
@@yaelitamarverdugoayala4782His talking about a chimp bro not a gorilla 😅
@@NazDaRuler I was meaning this in the sense that, if black bears will obliterate gorillas, imagine what they will do to a human.
Black bear wouldn’t be able to get close
@@Kingganggriddy You know that black bears are faster than Usain Bolt in his prime, being able to run up to 30 mph, right?
Bro was spamming side kicks 😂
A Walrus and Belal Muhammad fight would be an absolute snooze fest 💀
But their build is very similar
No contest via Belal gets eye-poked by the walrus tusk then drops to the ground crying.
That comment took me out bro that shit was funny asf
Another incredibly ground breaking upload by Lucas glazy
Your literally sucking his whole sasuage right now
Blackie detected
Fruits with glazey
@@wannabeafricanboy5779 glazed fruit
Croc should be 2nd behind the elephant or maybe polar bear.
You literally can’t hurt it. Unless you get your hands in its eyes, and at that point you’re going to get bit and have your arm or leg mutilated
Croc is bigger than you, stronger than you by an enormous margin, has literal armor for skin, an enormous tail as a weapon, the strongest jaws of any animal, and has a faster reaction time than you. There is literally no realistic scenario in which a human can win unarmed against a healthy adult saltwater crocodile.
Get on its back? It rolls over and knocks you off
Go behind it? It can knock you over with its tail, which could very easily break bones upon hitting you
Try to tire it out? Larger crocodiles have much greater stamina than smaller ones. It would take a lot of time.
Stomp on its head? Their heads are blocks of bone that survive gunshots and bites from other crocodiles. The bite of a crocodile generates more force than the weight of a large car. And they survive biting each other. Your stomp is not going to phase it.
My guy kept saying a chimp is 130lbs...130 lbs of psycho chimp that is super agile come on bro no chance.
Bro thinks he can KO a black bear when in reality he’d lose a 48-47 decision to a goose 🦆.
😂
Just scream: "PERKELE!!" to the black bear and he will run away 😂😂
😂😂😂 so true
exactly
Yeah he lost me with the black bear part. He literally has no clue how dangerous it is
Lucas has been watching too much joe rogan lately😂
Anyone unironically watching rogan is either 60iq or a kid
People forget man 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
@@MatthewMcRowan120 IQ here, and I have watched/listened to hundreds of hours of JRE.
Or dude thinks his Ace Ventura.
“Pull up the bear feet pics”
A chimp will not only rip your face off, they go for the manhood as well... and they are incredibly smart and part of that makes them sadistic and wanting to inflict as much pain as possible.
Walruses can weigh up to 2 entire tons… you are not kicking a walrus without dying at most 1 minute later your best chance LITERALLY is running
“kangaroo striking is good, but, ehh, nobody check his grappling “
"I think I beat kangaroo, for sure"
kangaroos should have been in the video, along with king cobras. cobras would be interesting because you could kill it, if you manage to get ahold of it without getting bit. they're pretty quick though, so not sure how possible it is to get your hands around one without getting bit. probably be in the A because it's at least killable.
@@Jack_80 Super venomous snakes are just an RNG check even if you’re a seasoned, professional snake handler.
Some kangaroos have a good rear naked choke. I've seen them put one another asleep on more than one occasion
I feel like their striking is mid, not good reach, all they got is kicks. so stay on ya toes, different angles, keep moving to the outside of their lead foot. you seen that video of the man hitting the kangaroo because it took his dog, bro was shook after one hook, he was on crip street, I think you double up on every shot, eventually the accumulative damage and you get a tko.
congratulations to flukas glazy for knocking out COLD an elephant by biting down on the mouthpiece and throwing a BIG meaty hook!
No human kick is even slightly damaging gorilla's chest it litarally beats it's chest with punches,and no need to tell that their punches are much stronger than a human kick.
honestly I don't even think it'd last over 2min😂 cus if you DO land punches or kicks you'll realistically do nothing in the best case or piss him off in the worst case😅
Gorilla's slap their chests, they don't pound it with their fists.
Doesn't help his case at all but stay sharp people.
@@Haispawnerright, I don’t know why people keep saying this. I remember a guy saying that gorillas were almost unstoppable because they punched several times harder than a heavyweight boxer and they beat their chests with full force punches, I was like bro if any of that was true then gorillas would literally break their ribs with all that force, gorillas cup their hands and beat their chests with a cupped fist, that’s why it produces that unique sound. Gorillas can’t even make a proper fist, their fingers are too long and thumb is too short
Like he has a chance if the gorilla is on the smaller side of the spectrum lol
@@Haispawnerslaps aren't worse than fist punches if you aren't wearing gear to protect your hand. you would just break your hand more easily.
I once watched Chimp playing with a big rubber tire, maybe 30kg. He effortlessly piffed it maybe 5m in the air with one hand, these guys are STRONG 😂
Lucas was rolling and sparring in the chimp exhibit at the NY zoo and Caesar said “this guy strong bratha”
lol
Fight for the belt of the apes
Bro😂
Always thought Khabib looked like Caesar
I saw Lucas doing hip thrusts at the local LA Fitness
I’ve seen him at the local Peaches and Cream Ville Fitness
@@sneak916was he listening to house music?
@@zacharyav5277he was also throwing big meaty overhands like a sack of potatoes on his roundpad like a gritty oldhead boxer
@@faithalone5081I also saw him afterwards training his smudge grappling just wet blanketing a guy
@@Xjebin probably chris curtis at xtreme couture as magomed ankalev says hes short but strong brotha.
"A chimp has a brain it can be knocked out" Bro, when Travis the chimp was tearing his owner's face off the chimp was shot several times and just kept mutilating the woman like nothing happened to him.
Also stabbed by the owner
@@lwalker0306multiple deep stabs to the upper back from my understanding. To which Travis just stood straight up and glared at her unbothered.
yeah yeah rrrrright 😂 idiots
That chimp was literally addicted to xanax and on a heavy neurotic state
Ok, running commentary here as I watch this: Walrus: yeah, sidekick a walrus, I mean, what's the worse that can happen? Oh right, it could kill you. By mystake as it rolls over to see what is tickling it. The way to beat a walrus is to walk briskly away from it. Chimpanzee: it would rip your balls off, it would bite your fingers off. If you try and kick a chimp it would rip your foot off. It would do you before your fight IQ even knew your balls were gone and before you threw the first punch. The way to beat a chimpanzee envolves a sniper rifle and a lot of yards. Elephant: This will be good. Ok, good call, S tier for an animal that can kill you with it's nose. Smartest thing you did so far. Elk: Yeah, sidekick something that is 4 times heavier than you charging. And after you break your leg on it, it stabs you with it's antlers. Saves you the humiliation of trying to choke it and being dragged off into the forest. Just shoot and eat it and stop molesting it. Saltwater Crocodile: Oh cool, you want to surf it. Yeah, that will work... no it won't, it would eat you. No, you won't beat it with cardio lol. Tiger: No, you will not KO a tiger. The shit in pants might work. Disgust is the key. Black Bear: It would probably not want to fight you and run away, so you could win a decision, unless it wanted to fight you and you would die. It would shred you. It's twice your size and has claws the size of dinner knifes. Grizzly: Your simply dead. And eaten. And shat out. Polar Bear: It would eat you without even registering you were fighting back. Ostrich: the only one I sort of agree with you, it's possible for a fit human to damage one, but they are still wild animals and dangerous. I would definitely avoid combat with one at all costs. Gorilla: It would defeat you using your own limbs.
Lmaoo nice comment
Have you seen an ostrich’s toes? It’s literally got knives on it’s feet, they will destroy you if they want to
👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious but don’t let it fool you
He’d stare at those animals and they’d instantly explode from his raw spiritual aura alone 🗿 He’s just too strong
An ostrich has super strong running legs and huge claws in it's foot. As a bird it has weak bones but it's insanely strong and could disembowel you with one kick.
Your best shot is to grab it's long thin neck and try to kick it from the side, somehow, and break it. It would probably either kill it or paralyze it neck down.
‘Lucas Tracy Vs 10 Coyotes’ is being added to UFC 304
😂😂😂
Rabid or regular?
Coyotes are mean as fuck bro. My Pitbull almost died and I almost got my arm chewed off and risked getting rabies. Scariest moment of my life and I served 2 tours in Iraq.
Ladies and Gentleman, referee Herb Dean has stopped the contest at 40 seconds of Round no. 1, declaring the winner by dismemberment, Coyote
@@Ashw1115Thank you for your service 🫡
i have never seen a more delusunal man in my life
YeAh, BuT i SiDe KiCk It
Everything he said is completely fair. I hear a lot of "It's a black bear!" I have chased these things around before. I know exactly what he means when he says I'm not afraid of these guys. In a octagon, these things bolt out and run out into the crowd. DQ victory.
His more delusional then those 4/10 girls thinking they 10/10
@@ItIsYouAreNotYour that doesnt mean you can beat it
@@mihalyschneider9866it's still considered a win lmao
As a biologist: At first, you definitly underestimate how durable animals are. They can take much more than humans.
Walrus: Well, if you count running away as a win ... sure. But fighting, no chance, you cant hurt this moster the slightest and it can will hurt you a lot by hitting you with any bodypart through its mass.
Chimpanse: Nope, just nope. Maybe with some luck you could make him back off, but strenght and speed of a chimp are insane, far superior to a human. Also they arent dumb, they are highly intelligent and experienced fighters. When you kick it, expect it to grab your leg and rip your ass.
Elephant: Nothing to say. Stronger, faster, more durable ... probably smarter :P
Elk: Sidekick a fuckin horned animal? Thats the dumbest thing to do. By the way, they can reach their back with their antlers.
Salt Water Crock: No reason to talk about. Top tier predator, no chance. You have no way to hurt it. We dont talk about an alligator, but one of the biggest hunters on this planet. Calling a crock dumb is also ... well ... dumb. Incredible smart animals. Also they are faster than humans, if it wants to see you dead, you are.
Tiger: You are dead.
Black bear: If it wants to kill you, it will. But they will piece out most likely. But in reality you cant hurt it for real.
Brown and Polar Bear: You are dead. 25:48 you definitly wont K.O. it, wont even damage it the slightest. Just uncomfortable for the bear, thats all.
Ostrich: Kicking against an Ostrich? Good luck, its kicking better than you could ever do. Getting its neck is the best way, but even than it can delete you. But most likely the animal you could realy handle.
Gorilla: A male will smash you. Also it wont back off when it is already in a fight.
Most of them will just kill you when provoked, against some you would survive because they would just chill, defeating ... maybe the bird.
Nice analysis!!👍🏿👍🏿
Smart but I don't see no elephant carrying an assault rifle
I used to believe i could beat a mountain lion because they only weight about 140-180lbs. Then I saw a video of a mountain lion escaping a load of dudes that tranquillized it, and the way it ran, screamed and jumped from rock face to rock face like force of nature and the flash all rolled into one made me realize I was completely delusional and would have zero chance against such a beast. So if we can’t handle mountain lions we’ve got 0 chance of beating Tigers and bears
I know right? A large male from the northern regions can weigh 200 or more pounds. They can take down moose and elk. And they can even fight with bears if they have to. Show me a human that can take down an elk, moose or even a deer and kill it with his teeth. No such human exists.
A 110 pound female cat killed a man who was riding a bike in California a few years back and dragged his body under some bushes to eat later. Later on the same cat attacked a woman on a bike on the same trail. The woman was badly injured, but survived mainly because she was not alone. When asked what it felt like when that cat pounced on her, she described it as getting hit with the force of a moving car. Now you know why they can take down bigger animals.
Sometimes a 60 to 100 pound dog can knock down a 200 pound man. That is because they can run up on him at 30 to 35 miles per hour. Now imagine the force of a larger animal that can move at 50 to 60 mph in short distances. The force of a tiger would smash your bones even if he didn't have big claws and teeth.
Beating a walrus by decision 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's probably the only big, wild animal Lucas could take by "decision." He could, with some Ninja stealth & luck, "touch" the giant blabber a few times without being torn to pieces of sat on & turned into mashed potato. All the other ones, he's never going to go NEAR, much less, tough, and escape to tell about it.
@@kiabtoomlauj6249We had no idea
Stinking it up against a Walrus
@@kiabtoomlauj6249lucas would land some crafty veterans calf kicks on an Ostrich. Probably TKO it with low kicks
@@MrPunjabproductions😂😂😂
walrus smudge is undefeated
Best smudge grapplers in the game
I think we found Shamil's training partners.
If the ostrich kicks you (thats what it will do) your bones will be shattered and intestines hang out
your source for the latter: trust me bro
@@feelsdankman211 i really dont care if you trust this or that my sis
@@feelsdankman211wikipedia - common ostrich - humans - attacks.
Its rly not that hard to find.
@@Smitywerban no one asked for your opinion, but thanks for attempting to provide a source anyway. "Disembowel" does not equal "intestines hang out", which is the discrepancy you missed.
@@feelsdankman211 it litteraly means that.
Übersetzungen von disembowel
Verb
ausweiden
gut, disembowel, break up
Aber hey, was wmerwarte ich schon von nem Rechten? Hirn? Fehlanzeige.
You wouldn’t last 5 seconds against either of these animals.
you would
People forget man, salt water crocodile got nasty leg locks
Yeah there is a video of one croc just casually deathrolling the leg off another one which doesnt really care about it either.
@@monkeyboy275bobo8 That video is cool, but so fucked up. Such terrible negligence on on the zoo’s part.
Imagining Lucas's Tracy oblique kicking a Walrus in a cage, attempting a decision win is pretty fucking great
Remember the decision
i more enjoy imagine lucas trying to leg kick an ostrich.
@@Jack_80 🤣
Good luck with beating the black bear dude 😂 we all know how that one ends.
Dude. You're kinda funny, but you are being silly if you think you have a chance against any of these animals. Without a weapon, you wouldn't even beat a German shepherd.
People think animals are like anime monsters or someth lol and not fundamentally the same as us with different allocations of meat
I think that’s an exaggeration, many humans have fought large dogs and won, even large dogs are rather small. The largest most ferocious dogs are kangals, I saw a video of a kangal charging at a man who happened to be a Turkish gold medalist wrestler, the dog went up to bite him and he instinctively grabbed its head and did a sprawl and pinned it to the ground, the dog could barely move even though him and the wrestler were about the same size.
MMA heavyweight champion Bas Rutten says he roundhouse kicked a fully grown Rottweiler who went to bite him and he knocked the dog out, he later apologized to his friend (it was his friend’s dog). I also saw a video once of a pitbull who was mauling an old man and no one could stop the pitbull not even with sticks, only until a somewhat large man went to the dog and pinned it to the ground with all his body weight did the dog stop the attack and couldn’t move (50 lbs pitbull getting pinned by a 200 lbs guy). If you know how to fight you can beat some animals, just not the strongest.
Bro come on, a dog? That's where a hard kick actually would just KO it. I agree he is severely underrating many of the animals on this list, but a dog is like a 70-30 matchup for most fit men. Even if it bites and hurts you badly, that only disables one of your fighting limbs - while it can't do anything else while biting, oh and it also leaves it's head exposed.
But yall don’t understand that dogs can actually do A LOT of damage. I know a friend that had a friend that had his calf torn half off by a German shepherd WHILE it was getting hit and kicked by 3 bystanders. They have a powerful bite force and they can literally break your hand just by nipping it. The bigger the dog the more damage it can do too. Are yall just glazing humans to make yourselves feel better? I do see that a lot. And don’t even get me started on wolves…
The chimp is the "boogeyman" I'm dying😂
Lucas pulling out the beakers and test tubes for the Chimp
Everyone ducking the chimps man
Chimp is definetly on s tier
@@MrPunjabproductions Gotta have the perfect strat or the chimp is leaving with 2 dicks.
Bro i know it sounds so sad but this is literally the happiest 30mins for me in a while💀💀💀
FACTS
Can’t blame u video was funny asf😭
Good for you Bro.
Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
A THOUSANDS of people not buying default IRONY in the comments
Completely underestimating a walrus
I don't know why CZcams sent me there, but I had a lot of fun looking at your video ! Well done sir :)
thank you!
Lion has never checked a calf kick in their life.
I'm sayin'
they check it with their mouth
Yea but by the time you kick they already pounced on you taking a bite off your whole arm. You'd be done
@@ContentMachine3000 bro you dont know me, when I see red even a lion has no shot
@@tibiaots24 I'm not a guy "bro". I guess people don't check usernames or pics when responding anymore and okayyyy sure. If you say so
These videos are honestly why he's the best MMA creator rn 😭😭
he stole it from cagesideconversations
@aaaaaauk no he didn't
@@chapellepullom8798 ofc he did
@@aaaaaauk nah.
130 pounds of dense muscle. Side kick a chimp and he'll rip the flesh off of your leg then eat your face as you scream in agony.
Imagine something half your strength with smaller canines trying to kick you.😂
Hes not a mma fighter to catch your foot instantly and this is hypothetical you can win 1 out of 100 fights
I think the chimp is the only one here that is in some way beatable by a strong man, but not by sidekicks you've to go straight to the neck and choke it with your hands
@@zxow so he's just going to stand there as you kick him.🤣
I got my money on the hungry chimp 100/100 times.
@@zxow you will loose 100 out of 100 fights.
The chimp will run around the cage until he strikes then pounce on him to rip him apart.
A human has never beat a grown chimp into submission.
@@noone-xk3bv hes gonna charge at you and 1 out of 100 times you can hit it before it hits you.
"Who is the king of the jungle? Is it me" most iconic quote ever😂
“My approach to a fight with a tiger would probably be something like shitting my pants”
Sounds about right 😅
🎶Big Meaty Hooks, Big Meaty Hooks, we’re throwing Big Meaty Hooks all damn night long, throwing Big Meaty Hooks 🎶
shine bright like a diamoond
🤣 dead bro
@@Jubanubaflukey flukester goofy goober
🥩 🪝
twigs snapping twigs snapping
This is great. I laughed the entire time 😂
"The first animal on our list is going to be...the WALRUS!" That for some reason cracked me up so bad! 🤣 😂😂😅
Ostrich teeping ur guts out buddy
Ostrich by side kick and lateral movement
Same with a kangaroo, elite Muay Thai fighters
ostriches have fucked up ppl who have weapons lmao
@@kingt0295but nobody check the grappling
@@mattplayzgamezandstuff8790 focus on Dustin bro its fight week
“If i’m fighting an elk, there’s no point in me getting into guard”
It's nice to see videos like these. Just have fun and don't take yourself seriously
So this how it goes.
Walrus : he's an absolute unit a tanker. Human base attack is very weak to be effective.
Chimp: (sustain/dps/wrestler) his defense is pretty ok and stats are far more better compared to humans except iq.
Elk: humans might win due to iq.
Tiger: no way. Extremely op has broken stats and burst damage is too incredible for humans to tank.
Crocodile: the wrestlers of the wild. Once he grabs ur limbs it's gone.
Bears : generally black 50/50 , brown n white slams humans hard.
Ostrich : durability is high humans don't stand a chance.
Gorilla? U serious mate he's the hulk irl
But humans slam them all with weapons
we are made to use weapons so ofc we lose in base form
"No rule in the jungle"
literally after the first animal
"It will be a 25 minute match"
"No rules in the jungle"
Says he'd win by decision
A Walrus is pretty much just Gaziev. Not really much striking, Has solid grappling but will gas out before the 5th.
Talk about a wet blanket
My advice to you, Lucas, is don't use yourself to demonstrate how a human defeats a black bear. These bears are just about the same size as lions and tigers, and they're probably as strong. You would get your head knocked off. And unlike grizzlies, who sometimes leave humans alone when they lie down and play dead, once a black bear attacks, it doesn't stop. A couple years ago, there was an incident on Vancouver Island (In British Columbia, close to Washington State), where a crazy black bear took out several able-bodied people in one rampage: I mean killed them.
Bro I Never Laughed This Hard In A While🤣🤣 This Is Gold!
Lukas just sidekicking animals for his life 😂
In a fight to death, a 400 lbs black bear would kill you. No questions.
If it tried than yea, but he's taking in to consideration the chance that they dint fight back and just run away.
@@SoggyMannif the fights are taking place in an octagon then the black bear is definitely gonna kill him, it has no where to run
@@Crisp682it would climb out of the cage to get away disqualifying itself
in an mma fight bro
@@Ronnie2Jacked Depends on how the bear feels, if it feels cornered (which it most likely will) there’s a high chance that it’ll attack or if it’s hungry enough it might attack. Either way should’ve gone higher, it’s 50/50 (whether the bear kills him or runs).
Saltwater crocodile over 5 metres has a 💯 fatality rate.. as a guy who has handled them..good luck 😅
This video is hilarious, I love it
So this is what a Saturday with no UFC event produces. LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣
Going to decision with a Walrus is wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
UFC 302 is this weekend
@@TonyF1MMATalking about this past Saturday fam
@@Thatmanwretched Just on the off chance you weren’t, I didn’t want you to miss 302
@@TonyF1MMAMy guy!!! Let’s gooo
Who you got? My hearts says DP brain says the Dagster.
Haven’t watched the video yet but I already know Lucas is going to say he would beat a brown bear
The grizzly bear would have to slip on a banana peel
Dude thinks he has a good chance of beating a black bear😂 like one swipe won't rip his skin off his ribs
He didn't
The grizzly bear eats the perfect spin kick to the snout without blinking, holds you down, and eats your intestines out of your ass like a morning bowl of cereal. Flawless victory, gg no re. GREAT VIDEO THO.
The funniest vídeo I ever saw on CZcams, simply broke my humor hahah
Better hope Sal D’Amato isn’t on the judges panel when you take that walrus to a decision.
you had way too much fun making this😭
The problem and the difference between you and a chimpanzee is that you fight once a day. A chimpanzee fights all day to survive ☺️.
you would die to every single ranked animal in this video 🤣
Great video, man.
When fighting the croc, its completely over if he bites you. He can easily swipe you off your feet or even break your bones with its tail. That tail is enormous.
It's the death roll that will do the most damage if a croc grabs hold
Men of culture we meet again...oh sorry...wrong tail
@@MISTERX_5890 At the very least it will lose you a limb, AT THE VERY LEAST.
Lucas is really spicing things up with the content, and I'm absolutely loving it! 😂
@@wannabeafricanboy5779 🤨
Him trying to be serious about fighting a walrus had me dying in laughter. Great content.
The fact that you were laughing throughout the beginning meant I couldn't stop until the end. Great job Tracy.
5ft 8 👀 we seen the dancing vid LITTLE bro
Bro is talking about a chimp, "They have brains like you and I, they can be KO'd" I'm fuckig dead.
It’s true though. A chimp is not that much tougher than a human, after all, they’re only half our size, just waaaayyy more ruthless.
@@boredguy6970 😑 they scrape , cut , and bruise themselves daily
Then they play with 💩 they have 💩 in open wounds
I’m all for chimps getting fraud checked let’s set it up a chimp vs Jack the joker ufc 305 book it Dana!
@@boredguy6970are you dumb or stupid?
@@boredguy6970 average humans dont bave the strength to rip off hands with bare hands lol
very funny and interesting video. Please make a 2. part. :-)))
Really funny video man, i laughed so much! 😂😂❤
he planning to go to decision in a fight against a walrus💀💀
I nearly died of laughter. There needs to be a part 2.
This is one of the funniest ideas for a video I’ve ever seen. Dude can’t keep a straight face 😂😂😂
I’d be laughing to about fighting a walrus😂
. Very entertaining video sir!
Bro called black bears goofy goobers💀Lucas has the funniest lingo on mma youtube 😂
Mma CZcams must be in a dark place lol
This video was absolutely fantastic.
This is always my icebreaker comment for every person I meet I’m so glad there is a definitive video for it now
Can the animals throw big meaty hooks?
Bears can
Walruses have more of a pitter patter striking style
@@conner-rob 100% Walruses keep touching, pat pat pat, stay on the back foot and circle out. Throw a bomb every few combinations.
Screw that can it impose its will from pillar to post?
Gorilla is the king of big meaty hooks
Instant classic 😭
I love the video and your vibe is amazing 😮😂
His laugh is so contagious especially cuz I thought he would be all serious
I'm laughing with you throughout the whole video 💀💀 When you said your only chance against the tiger is a hail mary lucky overhand, i was dying
The best part 😂
Like a sack of potatoes 😂
Flucas Glacy would be the easiest animal to beat
This shit wild bro enjoy the like, you just made my day.😂
This whole video is funny but when I heard “chimps are round one monsters” I absolutely lost it lol
Chimps are very overhyped though lmao
Well they are monsters. I watched a Chimp documentary couple of days ago and it reminded me, how brutal they are. Chimps will mess you up 😄