On this episode of Skyrim: Inigo gets evicted, Zach finally likes a faction/people, thirsts for Aela, finds a bunny, and celebrates by beating up a priest < Top Gear theme plays >
In before Zach realizes that Aela the Huntress is the same Companion who made fun of and criticized Zach early game for not helping to put down the Giant, on their way to Whiterun.
This is exactly why I wanted Zach to get into the Companions from the beginning of the game, I freaking KNEW he would love them, fit right in, and for once in a long while feel comfy around a busy building full of people. Rather than being crowded with idiots he can't stand it's more like a convention where people think along the same lines he does, refreshingly wise and paragon
I never joined the companions, never saw the Skyforge. But if you want to master smithing several times over it then the Skyforge allows you to turn the ancient crap armor you find in tombs into Skyforge steel that is superior to normal steel. Lighter and offers a bit more protection, so it truly is the best steel.
no, ale is liquid bread. beer is more then that. its mixed with hops and brewed a bit longer giving it higher alcohol content. Also, I don't know why the Orcs complain about mead, mead is amazing, especially when mixed with cinnamon.
It’s funny that the khajjit said she wanted to take her wears elsewhere, like go to hammerfell or cyrodiil, The Civil War and the dragons are no reason to go all the way back home
Mike probably also knows that it’s unfinished. It’s also really intensive on talking to Inigo, which I think Zach already finds irate for one reason or another. Probably doesn’t help, I assume, a lot of people pressured/nagged to get him, only to find out he didn’t really like him
@@Zach_Hazard honestly anything less than whole milk taste like they tossed a stick of chalk in water stirred it twice removed the stick and Sade look 2% milk
Zach thirsting for the companions but also being uncomfortable is both hilarious and relatable. I know most love Aela, but I always thought Ria was cute and preferred her.
I don’t know what is wrong with the champions quest but it took me three real days to get that one guys sword and another whole day just too get out of some dialogue then alae the whole reason I started the quest in the first place disappeared I can’t even find her body to get my stuff back she had like 20 dragon bones
Knowing Zach’s preferences on companions… I don’t think he’d enjoy Inigo. Really chatty, has a really intensive and in depth backstory that takes a lot of time out of adventures, has annoying characters associated with said backstory, and, the worst part of it all (and why I don’t actually think Inigo is an amazing companion mod myself), he’s not even finished
Ah, the Companions, my second favorite faction after the Dawnguard. They fight, drink, sleep, repeat and don't care about politics just pay me to hit something. they feel the most like vikings
Well, when the Companions first reached Skyrim there was over 100 people overall in the group, so they probably broke it down into seperate peices and carried them.
I’m guessing because he’s chatty. And his questline requires you to talk to him. A lot. And Mike probably knows it’s not even finished and doesn’t want to disappoint him
The Daedric in the intro says shit like "If you can read this send help" and "help i'm trapped".
Holy shit lmfao
@@Zach_HazardYoo it’s him!
@angryeliteultragree6329 it's really him Zach hazard
On this episode of Skyrim:
Inigo gets evicted, Zach finally likes a faction/people, thirsts for Aela, finds a bunny, and celebrates by beating up a priest
< Top Gear theme plays >
Tonight, on Top Wagon:
Mike kicks an ogre. Zach wears a hat. And we look at a rabbit.
@@Zach_HazardJerma and his Bottom Gear series automatically made some sound in my head. 'Eery noice!
Zach getting jumspcared by the anime opening was hilarious
I did NOT expect that intro
Zack didn't either. 😂🤣
>"scare this milk drinker into submission"
>"you can't scare me into submission"
>scared him anyways
In before Zach realizes that Aela the Huntress is the same Companion who made fun of and criticized Zach early game for not helping to put down the Giant, on their way to Whiterun.
Enemies to lovers?
Zach lusting after the Companions is honestly so understandable.
its like the boxing match in New Vagas
WE LOVE RIMJOB XD
That opening is worthy of Sheogorath.
Should have featured him and the giant bull netch.
This is exactly why I wanted Zach to get into the Companions from the beginning of the game, I freaking KNEW he would love them, fit right in, and for once in a long while feel comfy around a busy building full of people. Rather than being crowded with idiots he can't stand it's more like a convention where people think along the same lines he does, refreshingly wise and paragon
"we fight so others don't have to" but complain about it when random passers by don't join in their fight.
A Bethesda anime opening not featuring a Wilburger/A-cat reference? This heresy will be remembered...
I thought the intro was an ad until i heard confused Zach noises
I thought it was something Mike edited into the video before Zach reacted to it
Great intro. Also zach thirsty for aela the huntress....completely understandable. Great video mike.
Kinda surprised Zach didn't like Inigo. As chatty companions go, I think he's pretty well-implemented.
Hearing Zach reference Metalocalypse made my day.
BRUTAL
I Miss metalocalypse
Fat free/ skim is indeed water that milk sneezed on, and 2% is great, mixes well with my coffee.
Skim is water in a milk costume, 2% is good for coffee, whole milk is for baking.
This is the best thing to wake up to, a brand new Mikeburnfire video.
I never joined the companions, never saw the Skyforge. But if you want to master smithing several times over it then the Skyforge allows you to turn the ancient crap armor you find in tombs into Skyforge steel that is superior to normal steel. Lighter and offers a bit more protection, so it truly is the best steel.
Not only that, but if you complete the Companions questline, than you can use the Skyforge to make the armor that Draugr and Aela wear.
Wait, what? you can turn ancient Nord armor into Skyforge gear?
It’s also how you craft Nord Hero weapons I believe. Been a hot minute since I’ve played Skyrim, so I could be wrong.
Zach: I'm saving the dessert for last.
Me: As a feminist i am disgusted. As a lesbian i raise my drink to you in solidarity.
I’m sorryyyyyy
no, ale is liquid bread. beer is more then that. its mixed with hops and brewed a bit longer giving it higher alcohol content.
Also, I don't know why the Orcs complain about mead, mead is amazing, especially when mixed with cinnamon.
It’s funny that the khajjit said she wanted to take her wears elsewhere, like go to hammerfell or cyrodiil, The Civil War and the dragons are no reason to go all the way back home
ah yes mikeburnfire skyrim the greatest play through of skyrim i have seen
A wilburger reference in my mikeburnfire video?
This this was Great, Hahaha That Opening was Quite a Good Chuckle 👌
Someone needs to inform Mike and Zach that Inigo has an entire quest line.
Mike already knows
Mike probably also knows that it’s unfinished. It’s also really intensive on talking to Inigo, which I think Zach already finds irate for one reason or another. Probably doesn’t help, I assume, a lot of people pressured/nagged to get him, only to find out he didn’t really like him
Mike is always full of surprises.
9:57 YES
WHOLE MILK SUPREMACY LESSGO
WHY WOULD ANYONE DRINK ANYTHING ELSE
@@Zach_Hazard honestly anything less than whole milk taste like they tossed a stick of chalk in water stirred it twice removed the stick and Sade look 2% milk
Omg the translated title in Japanese was also an *old* meme (the *elderly’s* scroll)
What i like is the name "Vilkas"
It means wolf in Lithuanian.
Pay your debts when they are owed Father! ok I’ll see you Sunday padre
lol that part killed me
1:09 - Haha because they're from Elseweyr. Lol
Thank you for showing us brilliant mods Mike, definitely adding the anime intro! xD hahaha
You guys should do the nuke world dlc and far harder as well
Whole milk master race.
Skyrim the anime on ice
Zach thirsting for the companions but also being uncomfortable is both hilarious and relatable. I know most love Aela, but I always thought Ria was cute and preferred her.
The first time I played Skyrim I ended up marrying Ria
Aela’s got the better looks, Ria has the better voice and personality
Ria looks better when she's dark skinned and not whatever that monstrosity was
This opening was sick lol
Finish the companions questline and Aela will be your companion.
You're welcome.
And one more thing: what armor specifically does Zach use?
Why I was hyped by the intro ?
Yay The companions
The anime intro is all the stuff leading to Skyrim!
That intro is now cannon
if i began skyrim like this. oh man i would have lost more than 5 months playing this game XD
Omg the anime opening was amazing xD
Damn, Bijin makes Aela and Ria look weird.
come back and hes playing with a ball of mystical yarn
I don’t know what is wrong with the champions quest but it took me three real days to get that one guys sword and another whole day just too get out of some dialogue then alae the whole reason I started the quest in the first place disappeared I can’t even find her body to get my stuff back she had like 20 dragon bones
I can't believe they removed the main character. I wish they actually talked to Inigo
instead of being annoyed at him for....existing?
Knowing Zach’s preferences on companions… I don’t think he’d enjoy Inigo. Really chatty, has a really intensive and in depth backstory that takes a lot of time out of adventures, has annoying characters associated with said backstory, and, the worst part of it all (and why I don’t actually think Inigo is an amazing companion mod myself), he’s not even finished
MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE thank you!
4:09 and sound a little like him too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wiuld have been bettr if you had a guard dancing
the anime intro was amazing did you guys make it or was it a mod?
I thought i watched a Wilburgur vid for a moment
Todoki-Hawado san
Aela is the reason ive started calling some of my female created characters in other games Aela.
Man, now that I think about it, is there a genre on youtube more durable than "two guys riffing over bethesda game footage"?
I need to play skyrim again alongside fallout 4 and red dead
WHOLE MILK SUPERIORITY
Hell yeah Batman
THAT ANIME INTRO XD
AWOOOOOOO Companions of White run
AWOOOOOOOO
Zach: starts talking to Farkas
me: its my pookie bear. my honey. I marry him every time
Zach as soon as i am done talking: mAi wAiFe!
Anime intro by Young scrolls.
18:49 Nazeem's married?!
Where can i find this intro on its own?
AELA MY BELOVED WIFE (In Skyrim)
Ah, the Companions, my second favorite faction after the Dawnguard. They fight, drink, sleep, repeat and don't care about politics just pay me to hit something. they feel the most like vikings
how far did they drag that boat to make their boat house
Well there's a river pretty close to whiterun, they probably didn't need to take it too far.
@@themanthemyth4522 The river has large waterfalls. One at Valheim Towers. Possibly used levitation magic.
Well, when the Companions first reached Skyrim there was over 100 people overall in the group, so they probably broke it down into seperate peices and carried them.
Nords really hate milk
I didnt know Goku was in Skyrim.
In all seriousness, I wouldn't be suprised if Sean Semmel was in Skyirm.
He voices the super mutant Strong in Fallout 4 after all.
Little sis zach know that he is about to join furry guild
ANIMEEEE
Zach you're looking a little hairy
Its not really freelancing if youre working for a highly reputable merc company
Eh, some of these face remodels aren't great. Aela looked fine in vanilla, now she looks like Skyrim Barbie
EARLY GANG WERE YOU AT!?
10:40 oh no! Female Ford!
Oh EW they made Ria light skinned, she was dark skinned nothing wrong with that
that really sucks, that's a mod I'm putting a block on.
Something something furry joke
No inigo, no watchy.
Bye
Roblox video when?
You ditched Inigo? He's the single best follower across all Bethesda games! Zach why don't you like him?
I assume he suffers from "never shuts up" syndrome like everyone else
I’m guessing because he’s chatty. And his questline requires you to talk to him. A lot. And Mike probably knows it’s not even finished and doesn’t want to disappoint him
No more Inigo :(
How does your wife feel about this?
Well, I'm pretty sure it's the same woman who was fine with him lusting over the Vault 81 overseer, so she'd probably be fine with this as well
She understands that videogames aren't real life.
I never really liked the companions and man the first they give is to beat up a priest