*Jumps right in to bear trap with his right leg.* "Ow! There's a bear trap down here! That's going to sting for like a day!" *Takes one step. Gets right leg in bear trap.
11:00 sword enthusiast here. zach is perfectly right here. i just want to add that some types of swords dont have a pommel (katana for example) and its still called a hilt.
@@ladymirishiki9989 tsuba can be very pretty. But i more like crossguards that have siderings (ive actually handled one of those myself). It gives the side protection of a disc guard with the forward and back protection of a basic crossguard (i consider the tsuba on a katana a type of disc guard)
9:04 i just looked it up, so apparently the troll passed on the first two and when the third goat came, he stabbed the troll in the eyes with his horns then crushed his body under his hooves before throwing him into the river again and walking to the other side
Yeah. And the moral is to not bite off more than you can chew, where as the moral of the three little pigs is to be prepared and not take the easy way out.
There's a curse in MORK BÖRG Where your skeleton comes to life and actively tries killing you. Usually threw drowning and or stabbing so the skeleton doesn't get destroyed.
4:30 If you notice, most draugr and skeletons have weird blue light in their eye sockets. That seems to be what gives them the ability to see even without eyes. As far as I know, the player can't raise skeletons (unless one of the re-releases changed that) and can only raise zombies. I suspect that skeletons require a ritual but then last longer, rather than a rotting body which you're just briefly infusing with Oblivion energy to fool it into thinking it's alive for a minute or so.
Inigo was almost right. A skinned bear almost looks human. So much so that seeing a skinned bear traumatized my dad when he was younger. To this day, can't bring himself to eat bear meat.
Regarding the brothers' accents, listen to NASCAR drivers Jeff and Ward Burton. "Jeff slept in the North side of the house, and Ward slept in the South side."
I do like Mike adds these random mos to this playthrough one day i add they atleast try enderal or something simmilar also i think flying sword companion could be fun
Zach might enjoy the SkyClimb mod. It uses the EVG Animated Traversal mod as a framework to let you climb any low obstacles. Granted, setting it up is a little more involved than most mods, and it can break the order of some dungeons by allowing you to climb to the exit shortcuts.
These videos really help when I’m anxious or stressed especially the skyrim and fallout new Vegas ones because they are hilarious and always manage to make me laugh Also already missing the little mermaid duck
They are actually retheming splash mountain with princess and the frog, some folks might see that as an overcorrection, but realistically the properties they could use for a log flume is rather scant so I'd say its a good pick.
@3:50, Wait! I know the answer to this. Skeletons use "Skelepathy," all skeletons can communicate with other skeletons. Including your own! Try it next time you see another thing with a skeleton!
The little goat says to the troll to wait on thd next goat because hes bigger and will make a better meal then thd middle goat says the same thing etc yhen thd big goat rams the troll off the bridge etc . The piggy,s is the go from house to house until its 3 against 1 in the brick house and the fox goes hungry n dies , 😮
Zach, there is no skeleton inside you. You're the brain. You're inside the skeleton.
The 3 goats say "no, don't eat me, my brother would be MUCH more filling" until the 3rd brother goat shows up and rocks the trolls shit
*Jumps right in to bear trap with his right leg.* "Ow! There's a bear trap down here! That's going to sting for like a day!" *Takes one step. Gets right leg in bear trap.
11:00 sword enthusiast here. zach is perfectly right here. i just want to add that some types of swords dont have a pommel (katana for example) and its still called a hilt.
Thank you for the vindication
I just like the idea of Tsubasa Instead of cross guards..
I don't like the look of most cross guards.
@@ladymirishiki9989 tsuba can be very pretty. But i more like crossguards that have siderings (ive actually handled one of those myself). It gives the side protection of a disc guard with the forward and back protection of a basic crossguard (i consider the tsuba on a katana a type of disc guard)
"Mushroom, mushroom!", SHUT IT! Get back to work!
-Sincerely, Management.
I heard someone say that skeletons communicate "Skelepathically" and it's the best thing I've ever heard.
3:49
the skeletons inside of us are communicating with their brethren on the outside telepathically... skelepathy
Honestly sounds like a fun idea for a story
GOD DAMN IT TAKE MY UPVOTE
I was gonna say Skelepathy!! I too have seen that clip from Thor at Pirate Software!!!
The skeletons are communicating Skelepathically
A real Bonehead I see.
9:04 i just looked it up, so apparently the troll passed on the first two and when the third goat came, he stabbed the troll in the eyes with his horns then crushed his body under his hooves before throwing him into the river again and walking to the other side
Yeah. And the moral is to not bite off more than you can chew, where as the moral of the three little pigs is to be prepared and not take the easy way out.
There's a curse in MORK BÖRG Where your skeleton comes to life and actively tries killing you. Usually threw drowning and or stabbing so the skeleton doesn't get destroyed.
4:44 "Honestly if I saw that thing in my living room, I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain"
5:13 Man, Zach was _not_ kidding when he said he had a head for parabolic arches.
I love their reaction to the billy goats gruff reference lmao
4:30 If you notice, most draugr and skeletons have weird blue light in their eye sockets. That seems to be what gives them the ability to see even without eyes. As far as I know, the player can't raise skeletons (unless one of the re-releases changed that) and can only raise zombies. I suspect that skeletons require a ritual but then last longer, rather than a rotting body which you're just briefly infusing with Oblivion energy to fool it into thinking it's alive for a minute or so.
8:29 Zach discovers one of Skyrim's fun little easter eggs
Inigo was almost right. A skinned bear almost looks human. So much so that seeing a skinned bear traumatized my dad when he was younger. To this day, can't bring himself to eat bear meat.
How often does bear meat get served where you live?
@@leonrussell9607 I live in Canada so.. more then you'd expect, less then you'd hope.
Regarding the brothers' accents, listen to NASCAR drivers Jeff and Ward Burton. "Jeff slept in the North side of the house, and Ward slept in the South side."
1:13 Deep Rock Galactic referenced
We're rich
We're rich
Mushroom!
@@Zach_Hazard Mushroom!
"Oh, my aching head... Would you lugs please bloody FOCUS?"
@@Zach_Hazard Would love to see some deep rock content on the channel
so not only in oblivion but skyrim too?
damn them billy goats
In this episode: Skelepathic communication
pulls lever
WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Thanks for these videos, rly helps me relax ❤
She's just taking her skeletons out for a walk
Love how Zach has to stop and collect himself every time they run into a Hagraven. Me too, man, me too.
5:50 its very accurate as necromancer
*MUSHROOM*
MUSHROOM
Me realizing at the end that Mike probably downloaded PSBoss' mehrunes dagon shrine replacer
I do like Mike adds these random mos to this playthrough one day i add they atleast try enderal or something simmilar
also i think flying sword companion could be fun
When skeletons communicate, it's called Skelepathy.
10:49 oh my god, a sword rant!
I'm surprised how well you guys explained the parts of the sword
21:18 if you want to change how inigo fights you can ask him when youre sitting down in a tavern with some other dialogue which is pretty cool
That Splash Mountain joke was great
Communucating skelepathically
The lesson of the 3 billy goats is to sell everyone else out in order to get what you want, even your family
Zach might enjoy the SkyClimb mod. It uses the EVG Animated Traversal mod as a framework to let you climb any low obstacles.
Granted, setting it up is a little more involved than most mods, and it can break the order of some dungeons by allowing you to climb to the exit shortcuts.
Now I just want a quest where a guy accidently spawns a ton of magical creatures asking to go on adventures and you just have to kill them all.
0:33 "Need something?" (immediately tries to kill Zach) Hmm, math checks out.
...And the 97th pig had a house built of depleted uranium and the wolf was like "really bruh"
After the Troll is defeated, ".. he falls in the water and is carried down stream, leaving the bridge safe to cross".
_Wiki
Too many people being skelephonies in this chat . Skeletons talk to each other by using skelebones, or telebones, 😮 😂😂😂
These videos really help when I’m anxious or stressed especially the skyrim and fallout new Vegas ones because they are hilarious and always manage to make me laugh
Also already missing the little mermaid duck
Zach 'Shattered-Shins' Hazard
I love this series! Keep up the great work!
I genuinely can't wait for zach to do the dawngaurd dlc, I hope it's soon.
I just wanna say, I love these videos.
Thanks to you and Zach, i've gotten into the elder scrolls games, currently playing Skyrim now, Oblivion is next
They are actually retheming splash mountain with princess and the frog, some folks might see that as an overcorrection, but realistically the properties they could use for a log flume is rather scant so I'd say its a good pick.
The Skeleton, it communicates via SKELEPATHY!
Not telepathically, but skelepathically
@3:50, Wait! I know the answer to this. Skeletons use "Skelepathy," all skeletons can communicate with other skeletons.
Including your own! Try it next time you see another thing with a skeleton!
1:12 oh no he started drg
1:13 would love to see some DRG content
I guess one could say that Necromancer had a.. Bone.. to pick with somebody.. Ill see myself out
I didn't know our skeleton's sounded like Carl from ATHF
🤭
pommel is the counterweight to make swinging it easier
I swear i can smell a sword rant 😂
@1:51 looks like someone used the tcl command...
This this is Great 👍
Ps. The Title Reminded me of the Shattered Sword of Lord of the Rings 👌
I notice the 3 goat playing myself their also a 7 dwarfs one in one of the ruins i don't remember which exactly
Skelepathy theory is real
This one reminded me of a screaming gummy bear
Not Zach being mean to Inigo for no reason. 😢
Someone either watched that one short from Thor or great minds really do think alike
I'd love if you guys played through Relics of Hyrule. It's amazing
Hell yeah Batman
Would love to see your mod list 👀
Zach will marry a Hagraven some day
a briarheart is a flower actually O_O
Not sure if you guys have announced or not, but are you two planning on playing Fallout: London when it drops?
What are they talking scalpathically 4:32
Spooky scary skeleton. ..
Why is Zack not in the Chanel picture anymore
You guys gonna play the fallout four London mod
Skelepathy!
Meow. I’m a cat.
Cringe
Ur @@Neeb-tt9hn
Meow
@@F.U.N.T.I.M.E cringe
@@Neeb-tt9hn meeeeow
The little goat says to the troll to wait on thd next goat because hes bigger and will make a better meal then thd middle goat says the same thing etc yhen thd big goat rams the troll off the bridge etc . The piggy,s is the go from house to house until its 3 against 1 in the brick house and the fox goes hungry n dies , 😮
1:14 WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH!WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH
I've watched this yet for some reason.I'm the first one To leave a comment
Bring me interaction
Here's some interaction.
@@zacharybartolo5111 tasty
Spoiler alert: The doesn’t kill the emperor.
iirc Splash Mountain is being remade. Into a Princess and the Frog ride funny enough. Progress.
𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣