Did Trump Already Violate His Gag Order & Was Biden’s Uncle Eaten by Cannibals? | The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
  • Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng tackle Jesse Watters labeling Trump being forced to sit in a courtroom for eight hours a day as cruel and unusual punishment and Joe Biden's controversial claim that his uncle was eaten by "cannibals" in New Guinea. Plus, Desi Lydic gives live updates on Trump's endless string of gag order hearings. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper #RonnyChieng
    00:00 - Ronny Chieng & Jordan Klepper Open
    00:35 - Donald Trump Violates Another Gag Order
    02:35 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on Trump’s Gag Order Hearing
    04:20 - Jesse Waters Claims Trump is Being Tortured by Sitting in Court
    07:55 - Biden Angers New Guinea with Cannibal Claims
    09:56 - Desi Lydic Reports Back in From the Courthouse
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  • @patriciadoiron9391
    @patriciadoiron9391 Před 15 dny +1516

    you know who else is sitting in a dingy room 8 hours a day? EVERY ONE ELSE WHO HAS TO BE IN COURT BECAUSE OF HIM.

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p Před 15 dny +61

      Thank you.

    • @derrickwolters8694
      @derrickwolters8694 Před 15 dny +76

      on top of that, they have to smell him!

    • @blackdove5940
      @blackdove5940 Před 15 dny

      ​@@derrickwolters8694Joe biden would be happy to smell him if he was a six year old girl

    • @michaeld4861
      @michaeld4861 Před 15 dny +65

      And everyone with a job that's not outside. No sympathy for workers though. He thinks there shouldn't even be a min wage. How much can a banana possibly cost? $25?

    • @samkin73
      @samkin73 Před 15 dny +33

      And the jurors.. pretty sure they loving it too right

  • @megalopagus316
    @megalopagus316 Před 15 dny +761

    You know what's serious? Jury intimidation.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny +1

      Apparently it's not serious when Trump does it. "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" -Trump 2016

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Před 15 dny

      That is not serious. It has been happening forever. Also, Trump already said he will imprison his enemies on day one of his presidency. Pretty sure that if they find him guilty, they will be his enemies. He will attack them and their families. That might be jury intimidation. It applies to the kangaroo court judge and their family too. Right?
      Edit typo

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen Před 15 dny +34

      But doesn't anyone even care that the gag order is affecting Trump's constitutional right to intimidate jurors?!? /sarcasm

    • @ChristianKurzke
      @ChristianKurzke Před 15 dny +21

      ​@@nickfifteenhe reminds me more of a 3 year old, hysterically crying and pounding the floor in the grocery checkout line, when he can't get his favorite candy...

    • @jamesw.6207
      @jamesw.6207 Před 15 dny +3

      Yeah, just ask the mafia.

  • @Paul77ozee
    @Paul77ozee Před 15 dny +168

    The irony of these “News reporters” claiming chumps too old to be sitting in a “cold” courtroom for 8 hours a day 4 days a week. Yet they think he’s capable of being a president 24/7. It’s pathetic.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 15 dny +5

      Right?

    • @sh4rku5
      @sh4rku5 Před 14 dny

      he wasn't president 24/7 even when he was president. the hypocrisy is astounding

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW Před 14 dny +4

      Don't confuse pundits with reporters or anchormen. Jesse is about of a journalist as the last guy, Tucker.

    • @user-dw8mj8tb2l
      @user-dw8mj8tb2l Před 13 dny

      Is Biden capable? Or are you just voting for The Cackler Kamalardass

    • @Terminalsanity
      @Terminalsanity Před 13 dny +4

      @@user-dw8mj8tb2l Biden unlike Trump is sharp enough to delegate what he can't do which him infinitely more qualified than Trump, doddering though he may be.

  • @hartubmoses6645
    @hartubmoses6645 Před 15 dny +85

    Wow, It's cruel and unusual to appear in court to attend your hearing? WTH?

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny

      conservatives are professional weak snowflakes that tell everyone they are alpha males

    • @Quittin
      @Quittin Před 15 dny +6

      Remember this is the same people who want to spare people this punishment and go directly to conviction, at least for the poor and their political adversaries.
      So of course they want to highlight court as punishment.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Před 15 dny +7

      He got to delay it by several years. Time for him to put on his big boy pants.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle Před 14 dny +1

      @@flyrobin2544 The brown ones, with the extra room for a diaper.

  • @bsusak09
    @bsusak09 Před 15 dny +229

    Putting Trump on a gag order is like putting a cookie in front of a child and telling them to not eat it when you leave the room. Same IQ, same theory, different age.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Před 15 dny

      This old man wants to be president,leader of the free world

    • @mirna-garcia
      @mirna-garcia Před 15 dny +25

      Same IQ? That is offensive for little kids😢😮😅

    • @apmcx
      @apmcx Před 15 dny +5

      ​@@mirna-garcia💯

    • @baphometsolutely
      @baphometsolutely Před 15 dny +16

      Some children listen! Don't hate on then like that 😂😂

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 Před 15 dny

      Except when DJT is covered with crumbs he yells out "I'm being set up. Witch trial. There never were any cookies to begin with......and if there were, I have total immunity. Fake Bake-news."
      Waaay too childish for most little kids.

  • @spinewrenched848
    @spinewrenched848 Před 15 dny +204

    These guys, and Desi are awesome! I like the rotation of all the hosts!

    • @drikai
      @drikai Před 15 dny +17

      the rotation of the correspondents as host is great, and Jon is amazing on Mondays but i really didnt like the random hosts glad thats done

    • @spinewrenched848
      @spinewrenched848 Před 15 dny +5

      ​@@drikaiagreed! I was not a fan of most of the randoms.

    • @sdbutlerredux3177
      @sdbutlerredux3177 Před 15 dny +5

      Don't forget Dulce, she and Desi could tag team as Double D. Yeah sure make a thing of it.

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid Před 15 dny +13

      @@drikaiThey should make this the new format. I also really like all of them. I really love Trevor and Jon, but this is pretty refreshing for a show to do.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 15 dny

      @@sdbutlerredux3177 I thought she went to only being a guest now, as she hosts her own show now.

  • @user-bn6dk8ne8s
    @user-bn6dk8ne8s Před 15 dny +34

    Jesse Watters basically called Donald a frail old man. And, thought he was defending him by doing so. The insanity of FOX is on another level!

  • @donnaspencer-qj5su
    @donnaspencer-qj5su Před 15 dny +36

    He's trapped forever in his
    'terrible twos'...🤥

  • @tuckersmith5716
    @tuckersmith5716 Před 15 dny +381

    Does Jesse Watters suddenly believe that incarceration is “cruel and unusual punishment?” That would be something.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před 15 dny

      sorry it meant it is only cruel for whites 🥺🥺🥺

    • @SamuelGeist
      @SamuelGeist Před 15 dny +59

      Apparently he believes that working regular hours is cruel and unusual punishment.

    • @jessebrook1688
      @jessebrook1688 Před 15 dny

      Jesse Waters believes in nothing. All he does is say what he's scripted to. You could literally replace him with AI, and Fox would lose not a whit of it's effectiveness.

    • @Jacksmithstandby
      @Jacksmithstandby Před 15 dny

      Only for Trump, and rich white men.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny +22

      Pretty sure he would have that statement redacted that if we were talking about incarcerating a black person

  • @Tracy81258
    @Tracy81258 Před 15 dny +370

    His own family can’t be bothered to be in the courtroom to show their support. Then again I think we all know why they don’t want to be sitting right behind him.

  • @titichartay7216
    @titichartay7216 Před 15 dny +58

    Actually ritual cannibalism was still practised in the New Guinea highlands during World War 2. Due to the rugged terrain many tribes had little or no contact with the outside world & were even unaware of the war unless it crashed into their vicinity. However in the lowlands the New Guinians were beloved of the Aussie troops for their help in saving so many lives hence the nickname "Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels".

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 Před 15 dny +15

      My dad was there and it was true, they had cannibals on the New Guinea island.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 15 dny +11

      Yeah you don't get Kuru without being a cannibal. Guess who had a epidemic of Kuru until the late 60s.
      The Fuzzy-Wuzzy name predates the war (the Brits gave the nickname to people in Sudan in the 19th century because of their hair). The Papuans who helped got the 'Fuzzy-Wuzzy Angel' moniker because they made repeated trips back and forth ferrying supplies and wounded. For some reason they didn't like the fact that the Japanese were indiscriminately slaughtering their people, but it should be noted that initially Australia pressed them into service.

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 Před 15 dny +10

      Aware of Kuru & will again point out the geographic isolation - not defending the practice. Went on an anthropological expedition in the mid 70's. Also aware of the colonialist exploitation of indigenous people in PNG, forced labour etc. Know about Sudan. Hard to have a nuanced discussion in this forum.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 15 dny +7

      @@titichartay7216 I'm a child of Empires :P
      Also met Michael Crouch IRL several times, whose father was the British attache to the Sudan in the 40s-50s. So I know plenty about the Sudan. He'd go on to be the British attache to a lot of the middle east during decolonisation (survived a RPG being fired into his living room).
      AFAIK in the 40s/50s/60s/70s the practise would've been pretty much limited to the Fore people. But for the PNG PM to say it didn't happen at all, reveals that he knows virtually nothing about PNG. Why would he? Practically all the political elite in PNG spent their teens/early 20s in Australia and have the Australian diplomas and degrees to prove it.

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Před 15 dny

      It might be true, probably a bad idea to say it anyways. He doesn't really have proof that he actually got eaten and didn't like drown or something. That there were cannibals doesn't really mean Biden's uncle got eaten.

  • @chrise.321
    @chrise.321 Před 15 dny +42

    Yes, I sit at a desk indoors for 8+ hrs 5 days a week. It IS cruel & inhumane treatment.

  • @xtuffcookiex
    @xtuffcookiex Před 15 dny +283

    Fox : “ Donald Trump is a strong and willful man !”
    Also Fox : “ How can you have that poor man sitting for 8 hours in a room ?”

    • @SimonChingon
      @SimonChingon Před 15 dny +6

      EXACTLY!!!!!

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny +1

      Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak". Seems like they do the same for their leaders, but in the opposite context.

    • @Paul77ozee
      @Paul77ozee Před 15 dny +9

      And they want him to be president. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 15 dny +6

      Jesse said that he’s 80 and has to sit inside for 8 hours, the man needs some air and movement!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Před 15 dny +9

      They should put trump on a treadmill for 8 hours a day. Just let him off for 15min every 2 hours, with an hour for lunch while the trial goes on. If he don't keep walking, he is clearly guilty.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 15 dny +421

    Pretty sure Trump thought a Kangaroo Court is a court presided by an actual kangaroo. Well joke's on him! It's actually a wallaby!

    • @scottwhallin2461
      @scottwhallin2461 Před 15 dny +4

      what is a wallaby ?

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever Před 15 dny +18

      ​@@scottwhallin2461A different Aussie marsupial.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 15 dny +5

      Yeah😅
      Camela 🐫 Hareesh also thinks that a court of appeals is where bananas get processed😅😅

    • @user-oc6ys2de7y
      @user-oc6ys2de7y Před 15 dny +2

      Ghostface Killah The wally champ, son

    • @diyguru9677
      @diyguru9677 Před 15 dny +3

      Wait till Trump discovers the prosecutor is actually a Dingo.

  • @barbaratruitt9484
    @barbaratruitt9484 Před 15 dny +82

    My stepdad was in New Guinea during WW2. He told me it was the scariest of all when they came upon a huge pile of human skulls. He had been in a battle that lasted three days, but this scared him more.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Před 15 dny

      I'm Papua New Genie, and Borneo, head hunters were real. It has been stopped years ago. They keep the 💀 as trophy

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 15 dny

      I bet but that said, Biden made a gaffe that he shouldn’t ought to have.

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic Před 15 dny +3

      @@elainehewitt6813 Why was it a gaff if it's true?

    • @jenschi3833
      @jenschi3833 Před 14 dny +4

      And Cornpop was the lead cannibal. He was a BAD dude...

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 14 dny +3

      @@trailersic I think it was fairly inappropriate for a president to be telling that story. Stuff like that tends not to fall well especially right not with him being under the spotlight and all. If one of us told the story, different. A president though? Eh, not so much. He’s walking a tight rope right now.

  • @fatalshore5068
    @fatalshore5068 Před 15 dny +34

    There were definitely cannibals in PNG 70 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if there still was.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 15 dny +13

      It stopped at some point, the last confirmed case of Kuru (the disease from eating human flesh) was in 2009. Its a prion disease, so it stops with your death... But that would've meant that person ate another human as recently as 1949 to 1999. The fact there were hundreds of confirmed cases and deaths every year in the 60s, definitely means it was a more widespread thing than the PNG PM cares to admit.

    • @StartAtTheEnd
      @StartAtTheEnd Před 15 dny

      @@smalltime0 There is still apparently a remote tribe that practices ritual cannibalism, sad to say. Biden’s uncle absolutely could have suffered that fate. I get that PNG is sensitive about it - but every country has to deal with their own dark secrets and painful truths. The fact that it didn’t largely disappear until it was outlawed in the 1950’s, and continued to persist into the 1960’s - even til this day in some remote tribe(s) - is just the truth.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 Před 15 dny +2

      ​@@smalltime0 isn't kuru a result of eating human brains/other parts of the central nervous system? Could've sworn I read that somewhere...

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 15 dny

      Oh most definitely, but Joe should have known better, cause there is no proof his uncle was actually eaten and PNG has troubles enough already.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 15 dny

      @@notreallyhere67 Nope, the misfolding proteins will keep on going throughout the nervous system.
      Why are you wanting to eat human flesh?

  • @Punky_Brewster
    @Punky_Brewster Před 15 dny +230

    It lowkey seemed like Jesse Waters was sarcastically roasting Ttump.😆

    • @mile_high_topher
      @mile_high_topher Před 15 dny +31

      Seems probable, seeing as how Trump thinks humans have a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes it.
      No, really, the former "president" doesn't understand why we eat food.

    • @bubbawilliams
      @bubbawilliams Před 15 dny +58

      Seems like Waters is making a solid argument for why Trump is unfit to be president

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p Před 15 dny +3

      I kinda agree with you.

    • @Paz_Y_Pax
      @Paz_Y_Pax Před 15 dny +15

      @@mile_high_topher That's exactly what I was wondering... 45 often expressed his belief that exercise is bad for one's health. They aren't holding him back from working out 🤣

    • @edwardpoe7323
      @edwardpoe7323 Před 15 dny +22

      Too bad irony is completely lost with the fox news crowd

  • @G11713
    @G11713 Před 15 dny +134

    I like this format of rotating field "reporters" into hosting duties. Regular news shows should do this also.

  • @oakfat5178
    @oakfat5178 Před 15 dny +13

    PNG highland tribes practiced ritual cannibalism up until 1970s or 80s.
    Eating the brains of defeated enemies led to a condition called Kuru, that was similar to Kreutzfelt-Jacob (mad cow) disease.
    They believed the science and gave up eating brains. Sporadic tribal conflict persists.

    • @vojtik135
      @vojtik135 Před 14 dny +2

      There are even some sporadic reports even from 90s and later.

    • @oakfat5178
      @oakfat5178 Před 14 dny +1

      @@vojtik135 I suppose traditions don't die out overnight. I hear occasional reports of violence based on a belief in witchcraft still taking place.

  • @content_king3012
    @content_king3012 Před 14 dny +2

    Ronny chineg, Jordan Keppler, Desi lydic are the super trio of Daily show. They are best one.

  • @bthom50
    @bthom50 Před 15 dny +83

    Most people in their eighties sit on a couch 8 hours a day and watch tv.

    • @paulschulte1064
      @paulschulte1064 Před 15 dny +19

      I’m 74, the TV doesn’t even have to be on.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny

      @@paulschulte1064 Probably becasue you guys had to grow up with imagining *pr0n and entertainment, turned that into a pretty strong source of entertainment.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Před 15 dny +2

      @@paulschulte1064 but the PC better be! :D

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 15 dny

      I wouldn’t say most but I’d say a lot of people do.

  • @dingaia
    @dingaia Před 15 dny +44

    klepper and ronny are such a dynamic duo

  • @robertsimonson2341
    @robertsimonson2341 Před 15 dny +15

    Epic... Desi, Ronny & Jordan... Holy S*#t I could not stop laughing. Thanks. 💪💥❤❤❤

  • @flyrobin2544
    @flyrobin2544 Před 15 dny +2

    300 days out on the golf course per year is more sunshine then any of us get.

  • @24adithyanonline
    @24adithyanonline Před 15 dny +65

    8:56: Ronny's utter silence as his eyeballs just nervously looks around the room makes this all the more hilarious.

  • @pjroo
    @pjroo Před 15 dny +66

    Can’t get enough of the Five and Jesse Watters getting reamed by these masters of satire 😂

    • @Jeremyzor
      @Jeremyzor Před 14 dny

      Jesse's skits are almost always satire though?

  • @GirmaKassa-ip7ht
    @GirmaKassa-ip7ht Před 15 dny +8

    A Guy who’s almost 80? I thought Fox considers Trump young

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 15 dny +1

      Fox will tell their viewers what they are ordered to tell, even if it's the contrary of what the've said last week.

    • @larryc1616
      @larryc1616 Před 15 dny

      It's young with fox viewers

  • @teresewoltz8627
    @teresewoltz8627 Před 15 dny +30

    I think I can affirm. My dad was stationed in New Guinea and told us it still practiced cannibalism. In fact, the GIs were told to lay on back, with arm around necks with their handguns under their pillows in case the cannibals came in slot their throats and then cannibalize them. In his photo albums, one was dedicated to shrunken heads the cannibals had eaten. So it is not too far fetched that an island with cannibals would eat Americans.

    • @TheJonesy425
      @TheJonesy425 Před 15 dny +2

      Thats just not true

    • @mike-williams
      @mike-williams Před 15 dny +10

      @@TheJonesy425 Cannibalism was still practiced in parts of PNG into the 60s. There are entire documentaries about it. Also read up on the disease Kuru.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG Před 15 dny

      I assume you eat meat? Are you running around and slit the throat of every pig, cow or chicken you find in your nightly raids?

    • @antred11
      @antred11 Před 15 dny +2

      How the frig can anyone sleep with their arms around their necks?

    • @markk3652
      @markk3652 Před 15 dny

      Imagine the feast they’d have if the judge sentenced trumpy to wander the jungles of New Guinea…….🐖

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 15 dny +58

    I love how Jordan's "Grampa's Second Family" joke hinted that Ronnie might be his half-brother. They both act like quibbling siblings sometimes. It just works!

  • @Rozemarijn97
    @Rozemarijn97 Před 15 dny +609

    They missed Jesse's funniest bit: "Poor Donald Trump is forced to sit in a freezing courtroom all day. The courtroom is literally freezing". 😀

    • @johncorman8715
      @johncorman8715 Před 15 dny +40

      Who hasn't said "it's freezing in here!" when it's actually in the low 60's? "Literally," on the other hand, means 32 or below. It means ice. If it was cold in there on the first day, on the next day, put on a long sleeved t-shirt under your dress shirt. Problem solved.

    • @smrk2452
      @smrk2452 Před 15 dny +33

      Women have been dealing with that for decades

    • @charlaneparker890
      @charlaneparker890 Před 15 dny +37

      it is cold for a reason. If it were warm. people would feel comfortable and drift off

    • @garyfinestine6327
      @garyfinestine6327 Před 15 dny

      ​@@johncorman8715that's for water. Trumps blood is actually only 40% water. Coca cola and sludge make up the rest, which means his blood will freeze at 60°F.
      Why do you think he spent so much time in Florida for his presidency? He was surviving.

    • @AlexDeLarge2022
      @AlexDeLarge2022 Před 15 dny +37

      😭 Poor Donny, always the victim. It's sooo cold in here! 🥶 Poor Donny can't even keep his little peepers open. 😴😴🙄

  • @CombatMosquitoTrainer
    @CombatMosquitoTrainer Před 15 dny +26

    Fun fact. Human meat is/was called "long pig" in New Guinea

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 Před 15 dny

      ​@@t.n.-js6eiyeah. There were written notes/journals of people who were stranded and had to resort to cannibalism here in the US. Said the same thing, tasted like slightly salted pork.

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 Před 15 dny +1

      This was not the new fact I thought I was going to learn today!

  • @rungavagairun
    @rungavagairun Před 15 dny +3

    The rotating Daily Show hosts and blend of correspondents is a great feature. I love it.

  • @Lindsaybkk
    @Lindsaybkk Před 15 dny +491

    What gag order? He's still spewing his attacks on everyone and everything. Judge Merchan has failed.
    One rule for them and the rest of us ummm well double standards as always

    • @923crono
      @923crono Před 15 dny +21

      A gag order is only there to show the public that the justice system is barely paying attention. Nothing will amount to this as usual

    • @droppingplates87
      @droppingplates87 Před 15 dny

      Hate to tell you this but we don’t live in a true democracy. There is always going to be rules and special exceptions for people like Trump.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Před 15 dny +5

      Jail

    • @jorionrange8336
      @jorionrange8336 Před 15 dny +5

      ​@@ulysessoliverasponyman Prison*

    • @user-lv6sc6lr3t
      @user-lv6sc6lr3t Před 15 dny +5

      Gag order is only for family members and staff. The trial, judge, and DA are fair game

  • @MrsOdie2
    @MrsOdie2 Před 15 dny +42

    Jesse Waters (excuse me everyone for the all caps but it's the only way to indicate how mad I am) HE IS A CRIMINAL DEFENDANT ON BAIL!!! HE DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS A FREE PERSON.

    • @jamesknight3097
      @jamesknight3097 Před 15 dny

      We should want criminal defendants to have the strongest 1st amendment protections.
      Once upon a time...democrats used to believe in liberal principles

    • @SILSAL67
      @SILSAL67 Před 15 dny +8

      Except he's free to go home everyday

  • @plumafina
    @plumafina Před 15 dny +6

    Excellent solution, to have different members of The Daily Show rotating as host/esses. Bravo.

  • @kdrcolac4360
    @kdrcolac4360 Před 15 dny +7

    Ronnie, u killed it tonight. I can't breathe😂❤

  • @miguelpaul1164
    @miguelpaul1164 Před 15 dny +80

    People are saying diaper don looks tired, but its just his pig eyes!!! Lol

    • @tamraprice09
      @tamraprice09 Před 15 dny +3

      I fell out laughing so hard 🤣 at your comment 🤣

    • @miguelpaul1164
      @miguelpaul1164 Před 15 dny

      @@tamraprice09 He has 🐷 👀 s don't ya think??

    • @monrush
      @monrush Před 15 dny +5

      Finally someone else says it. I thought I was the only one! This is what it feels like when doves cry!

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco Před 15 dny +1

      What’s Biden’s excuse than?

    • @tamraprice09
      @tamraprice09 Před 15 dny

      @@JohnnyDelco what is Biden's excuse for what? You did not clarify

  • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
    @user-mn3tf7gj6g Před 15 dny +386

    He will keep breaking the gag order’s & defaming EJ Carrol. She’ll be showing up for another 50 million soon.

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 Před 15 dny +31

      It's like the ultimate atm. It spits out million dollar bills. If you can catch him.

    • @user-ql9it8go2j
      @user-ql9it8go2j Před 15 dny +3

      How much money has she actually received maybe I’ve missed something.

    • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
      @user-mn3tf7gj6g Před 15 dny

      @@michaelharris8598
      😂

    • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
      @user-mn3tf7gj6g Před 15 dny

      @@user-ql9it8go2j
      I think it’s up to 87 million from the past 2

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 Před 15 dny

      @@user-ql9it8go2j over 100 million are deposited in the court for the first 2 sentences. They're waiting for the appeal. If his appeal fails, she gets a pay day easy.

  • @CrazyAnnieNolan
    @CrazyAnnieNolan Před 15 dny +24

    There were cannibals in New Guinea. I remember reading, adults taste like steak, kids taste like chicken, babies taste like fish. He's not wrong, I'm Australian, New Guinea is our next door neighbor, if he was up in the Highlands, it was a story they'd tell.

    • @cookingwithmom8081
      @cookingwithmom8081 Před 15 dny

      I think Biden was conflating his uncle's experience with what happened to George Bush Sr. He was shot down during an attack on a Japanese island and picked up by the Navy. Other pilots that landed on the island were killed and eaten

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny +1

      Human meat tastes like long pork, fyi. Not that I've tried it, but there are studies that have been done.
      Whatever you read, was a pile of horseshit, lol.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Před 15 dny +1

      @@evolicious I mean.... not necessarily. Because the studies and "reproductions" were based on adult muscles.... :<
      Don't ask me how I know this.

    • @notcharles
      @notcharles Před 14 dny

      " it was a story they'd tell. "
      You got that part right!

  • @illawarriorhill70
    @illawarriorhill70 Před 15 dny +16

    No way the court sits for 8 hours per day. They start late, finish early, and take a LONG lunch!

  • @damionrockwell2300
    @damionrockwell2300 Před 15 dny +19

    Jail!

  • @Adam.Langton
    @Adam.Langton Před 15 dny +59

    I didn't know there could be such a thing as a third rate Tucker Carlson, but then along came Jesse Watters. He's like Cucker, but without the brains or charisma 🤣

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid Před 15 dny +5

      He's a solid 4.7/10 after a Bud Light. And that's his most appealing quality which is the only reason he's on TV. Yikes.

    • @sivvulk
      @sivvulk Před 15 dny +15

      Tucker Carlson has brains and charisma? That's some mighty Christian charity, even relatively speaking to the likes of Jesse Watters and Glenn Beck, and we are 8 months away from Christmas. Pardon me, the "War on Christmas" that woke people have supposedly been waging for three decades or so..
      But back to the main point. You sir, are too kind.

    • @defconkev
      @defconkev Před 15 dny

      Cucker and Wuter are lower than a sewer...

    • @Adam.Langton
      @Adam.Langton Před 15 dny +7

      @@sivvulk I was being a bit facetious. lol

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před 15 dny +1

      @@sivvulk I'd argue to that as a fact as well. Tucker is indeed a very intelligent and charismatic person, and he uses it to tell lies and conspiracy theories to build a base similar to Alex Jones and Trump cult membership. He was just on Joe Rogan's podcast making up insane lies and denouncing really basic science, all things he knows very much are facts, but plays to the character of the market he is targeting.
      He is a lot like MTG, but actually intelligent. Nothing like Boebert, who is literally a trailer trash dumbfk. Maybe close enough to Bill O'Reilly, who was just a brainrot boomer that believed in any conservative lies told to him.

  • @DarkMeridian0
    @DarkMeridian0 Před 15 dny +3

    That chuckle from Klepper at 5:45 was so real I actually had to pause to laugh for like a whole minute. You two have killer stage chemistry. Hope you double host more often

  • @StartAtTheEnd
    @StartAtTheEnd Před 15 dny +19

    Cannibalism wasn’t outlawed in PNG until the 1950’s. It’s technically possible. Sorry that this is a sore spot for PNG, but cannibalism didn’t largely end until sometime in the 1960’s. If his uncle’s body was never recovered, it’s a very real possibility. Some tribes did eat bodies that dropped. Sadly, there is still a remote tribe in PNG that does still practice ritual cannibalism.

  • @wendelynanderson9517
    @wendelynanderson9517 Před 15 dny +17

    Jordan & Ronny work well together. 😂

  • @graciemalan6385
    @graciemalan6385 Před 15 dny +60

    He is violated the GAS order in court. People were having trouble breathing. 😐 he is disgusting 🫣

    • @howardhughes7596
      @howardhughes7596 Před 15 dny +8

      Thank goodness there’s no smoking allowed in the courthouse.

    • @marygarcia1145
      @marygarcia1145 Před 13 dny +2

      Lol lol lol lol I can't stop laughing

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 Před 15 dny +7

    *Just here for Klepper beard.* y'all have no idea what it does to me

  • @criscris8142
    @criscris8142 Před 15 dny +6

    Yay, Ronny Chieng!!!

  • @jayneroberts1236
    @jayneroberts1236 Před 15 dny +24

    He needs exercise 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 Před 15 dny +52

    The problem with Trump paying himself hush money is that the check would bounce, and Trump knows it, so, as much as T-p has a hard time turning away money, he wouldn't accept the deal.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle Před 14 dny

      Couldn't he sue himself for the bounced cheque, claim bankruptcy and insist that the state compensate him in lieu of him compensating himself?

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 Před 14 dny

      @@Sableagle More likely he would sue himself for breaking the terms of his NDA, but the outcome would be the same.

  • @MeMyselfAndWhoKnowz
    @MeMyselfAndWhoKnowz Před 14 dny +1

    This is the most I've laughed at a Daily Show segment in a long time. I'm literally in tears 😂 Absolutely top-notch, all around, writing and delivery.

  • @Mngalahad
    @Mngalahad Před 15 dny +6

    did they just pretend golf is a real sport?

  • @56nickrich
    @56nickrich Před 15 dny +17

    Cannibals still exist. New Guinea wasn't the only place last century.

    • @JamesVomit
      @JamesVomit Před 15 dny

      You're missing the point. The point is the president of the most powerful nation in the world is old, confused, and making up stories.

    • @kubbybear5458
      @kubbybear5458 Před 14 dny

      i recently read a case of a cannibalistic satanic cult some recent years back (well after the satanic panic days) and the leader became imprisoned in russia. he got let out as he agreed to be drafted to help invade ukraine.
      and there's the case from germany where a dude posted online looking for someone to willingly die so he could eat that person (spoiler: he found someone)
      there are many cases in the united states, and many "first world" countries

  • @lewismooney3941
    @lewismooney3941 Před 15 dny +20

    This is exactly what the daily show needs to be!

  • @todd8155
    @todd8155 Před 15 dny +2

    Rhyming words that end in ale. "And his favorite vegetable is... French Fries! It's definitely not kale!"

  • @zxybabydoll
    @zxybabydoll Před 15 dny +6

    This is the absolute BEST episode I've seen in months❤❤❤

  • @Mike-rh8ii
    @Mike-rh8ii Před 15 dny +165

    Jordan is the best choice for host… besides that random guy that did it yesterday.

    • @kelleysciarrino8024
      @kelleysciarrino8024 Před 15 dny +17

      That’s really funny

    • @jacobjamison6827
      @jacobjamison6827 Před 15 dny +15

      Nope Jessica Williams hands down!!!!

    • @jimbob3030
      @jimbob3030 Před 15 dny +30

      Nobody comes even close to that random guy from yesterday.

    • @maeannette361
      @maeannette361 Před 15 dny +26

      He shouldn’t be busy either since he got dismissed from jury duty

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL Před 15 dny +6

      Ronnie should have brought up the time Jesse was in China town insulting the older Chinese folks and trying to learn karate....mockingly

  • @ShariHarris-ok7lf
    @ShariHarris-ok7lf Před 15 dny +101

    Trump don't follow his gag order send his lawyer to jail for 30 days and lawyer only come out to be in the court room.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 Před 15 dny +4

      To be fair, this looks like a Google translate error

    • @ShariHarris-ok7lf
      @ShariHarris-ok7lf Před 15 dny +5

      @@Andr50n The grammar police have to stop at Trump place first.

  • @djcrozier
    @djcrozier Před 15 dny +1

    The duo anchoring totally works - great job Jordan & Ronny (along with Desi as always).

  • @landon1626
    @landon1626 Před 15 dny +4

    There's only one thing left to do and that is put him in jail!!!

  • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
    @user-mn3tf7gj6g Před 15 dny +27

    I have an idea
    JAIL!

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson Před 15 dny +22

    What do we bring your horse? BALE!

  • @Zyo117
    @Zyo117 Před 15 dny +2

    "When the chips are down, these...these civilised people, they'll eat each other." -Joker

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l Před 15 dny +1

    Jail, jail, jail! Please, jail!

  • @mnihailttalailb
    @mnihailttalailb Před 15 dny +36

    Thank you Daily Show

  • @daisydy5741
    @daisydy5741 Před 15 dny +21

    Yeah Jesse, why don't you install a mini golf course inside the courtroom so your Papa Don doesn't get bored and sleepy

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle Před 14 dny +1

      Would you trust him with a nine-iron in that room?

  • @elicoats
    @elicoats Před 15 dny +2

    Love, love, LOVE this new take on how Klepper and Chieng co-host! Working co-operatively rather than competitively or adversarial actually works much, much better IMO.

  • @nicoleb3103
    @nicoleb3103 Před 14 dny +1

    Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper can do the Daily show from now on. Great team

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 Před 15 dny +29

    jessy watters’ is sooooooo far up that ORANGE SPHINCTER…..i can’t even imagine how the guy breaths.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 15 dny

      Keep in mind…Trevor was sooooo far up the black sphincter of Barack Hussein.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 15 dny

      My comment was erased

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 15 dny

      Trevor Noah was soooo far up Barack Hussein’s black sphincter

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 15 dny +1

      My comment erased again

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 15 dny

      @@MajorHenryL. Any idea why?

  • @Kerry-uo6og
    @Kerry-uo6og Před 15 dny +18

    My dad was in paupua new guinea. He said the same. He barely escaped.

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup Před 15 dny +14

      The research supports it! Cannibalism wasn't banned there until the 1950s, and the last reported case was 1964 sooooo ya. I mean, was it uncouth of him to say on the public stage, ya. But might still be true.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 15 dny

      You people defend anything liar TaliBiden says

    • @sirearlgrey2036
      @sirearlgrey2036 Před 15 dny

      Nah, it's 100% not true. The military actually refuted Biden's claim. The official report is that his plane did crash, but wasn't shot down, and it crashed into the ocean, not over land.
      So the odds he died from cannibals rather than, ya know, a crash into the ocean is rather low.

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup Před 15 dny

      @MajorHenryL. you're CLEARLY drinking the kool-aid. Try opening a book. But history, facts and logic aren't real to you, are they?

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 Před 15 dny

      ​@@MajorHenryL. A quick Google search found that yes there was funeral cannibalism in PNG around that time and that it was the spreader of a disease called Kuru. But I'm sure you did your own research before accusing someone else of spreading false information...

  • @Dynnen
    @Dynnen Před 15 dny +2

    "He needs sunlight...because at night he is sundowning hard"
    jesse waters

  • @bexmac8136
    @bexmac8136 Před 13 dny +1

    I love the Ronnie + Jordan combo!

  • @user-rm8yn2tr7e
    @user-rm8yn2tr7e Před 15 dny +6

    What a great line - has Trump ever thought of paying himself gag money.

  • @jimmysolar6308
    @jimmysolar6308 Před 15 dny +16

    He has freedom of bowel movement.

  • @UncommonEyes
    @UncommonEyes Před 15 dny +1

    We can’t get through this without guys/gals like you🤣. Thanks a million❤.

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw Před 15 dny +4

    As usual, as long as money excuses crime, the laws will always be written exclusively for the poor.
    A wealthy guy belligerently ignores court orders multiple times, and simply gets a “Hey! I said don’t do that! Give me what’s equivalent to 20 bucks again!”
    A poor guy is a few minutes late to his court hearing and somehow ends up in jail be default.

  • @candiceleighton9445
    @candiceleighton9445 Před 15 dny +11

    Yes!!!! Thanks for making my day tolerable!!

  • @radicalleftovers1016
    @radicalleftovers1016 Před 15 dny +24

    Everyone remembers Fez from That 70s Shows.
    Ronny is the new Fez. It doesn't matter what he says, it's always going to be funny.

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk Před 14 dny

    Love Ronny and Jordan together! Best duo yet.

  • @jeraldehlert7903
    @jeraldehlert7903 Před 15 dny +1

    More Jordan Klepper please!! Dude is great.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 15 dny +38

    Jordan's hair is slowly turning into that of Conan O'Brien

    • @waterforwildlifeca
      @waterforwildlifeca Před 15 dny +2

      I can’t look away, it was cased in wax today

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 15 dny +2

      Jordan prepared his hair in various ways... Wait, wrong Jordan.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 Před 15 dny

      I was just wondering if Jordan shares genes with Conan

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish Před 15 dny +19

    The duo we all want and deserve ❤

  • @dm-dx7hs
    @dm-dx7hs Před 15 dny +4

    1:37 OK. That is funny - the literal meaning of “hush“.- he should pay HIMSELF money to HUSH UP! Great idea, Jordan 💡.

  • @MarvinNitz
    @MarvinNitz Před 15 dny

    Jordan and Ronny are the best together

  • @paraldaspassion
    @paraldaspassion Před 15 dny +14

    Harassment and threats are Not freedom of speech

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 15 dny

      You've missed the point here:
      Everything is allowed when it benefits Reputincans and illegal when it doesn't.
      They have only three values left: Me, Mine and My.

  • @erichubbard2217
    @erichubbard2217 Před 15 dny +9

    He cant be quiet for an.entire day cause he is worried about pookie in cell block d who drinking their stash of toilet wine😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @camillechapman3108
    @camillechapman3108 Před 15 dny +3

    Even 77 year old men have to sit in a court when they have been accused of a crime. Geez can they worship him any more.

  • @thurmanwashington3120
    @thurmanwashington3120 Před 15 dny +1

    Jordan K. has done a great job, he has my vote to be the next host of the Daily Show.

  • @jaystrongification
    @jaystrongification Před 15 dny +4

    Best trio moving!

  • @adamspful
    @adamspful Před 15 dny +9

    I really enjoy Ronny Chieng and Dulce!

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Před 15 dny +2

    if they won't act on him violating these orders, there is no point.
    lock him up already

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 15 dny

      If they won’t do a gag order do you think they’ll lock him up? Nothing will ever happen to Donny boy. He has connections.

  • @vermont741
    @vermont741 Před 15 dny

    Brilliant writing and delivery by the correspindents!
    Bravo!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Fluttersniper
    @Fluttersniper Před 15 dny +6

    He breaks gag orders literally the minute he’s struck with one. This is, what, the 11th or 12th time? Just in the last month?

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 Před 15 dny

      And that's only in in this case, he's broken gag orders in other cases too.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 15 dny +8

    Jon then Jordan. What a time

  • @sherylallen2962
    @sherylallen2962 Před 15 dny

    Fabulous show thank you guys!!! Needed this today!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!!

  • @laurie8868
    @laurie8868 Před 15 dny

    Thank You for helping me survive all of this with a sense of humor!!!

  • @davidberglund8879
    @davidberglund8879 Před 15 dny +7

    The news anchors at Faux are so out of touch.

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever Před 15 dny +3

    Amd Domald Trump is arguing that that juror lives at 232 West Huron street etc 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL you got me!!

  • @davidgooding3143
    @davidgooding3143 Před 14 dny

    More Jordan and Ronny hosting together please! Hilarious!

  • @returnofthegoth2220
    @returnofthegoth2220 Před 15 dny

    I really think the team running the show together works wonderfully, echoing the talking head groups of 24-hr news networks. Mix and match!