Former CIA Chief of Disguise Breaks Down Cold War Spy Gadgets | WIRED

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  • During the Cold War, surveillance in Moscow was the most difficult kind of surveillance that the US had encountered around the globe. Moscow had its own set of rules since it was such a difficult place to work. Former CIA Chief of Disguise Jonna Mendez talks about some of the tactics, gadgets and disguises CIA operatives used in the field during the Cold War.
    Check out Jonna Mendez’s most recent book The Moscow Rules or find more information about her on her website on www.themasterofdisguise.com/
    Moscow Rules: www.amazon.com/gp/product/154...
    Archival images courtesy of the International Spy Museum (SPY) in Washington, DC, a Guinness World Record recognized nonprofit with the largest collection of spy artifacts in the world. At the Museum, you can see firsthand some of these spy gadgets: www.spymuseum.org/
    Additional Archival Images Courtesy of:
    Clint Emerson’s Five Second Mask, also courtesy of International Spy Museum
    Image of Trigon courtesy of the CIA who does not endorse the contents of this production
    Crypto Museum: www.cryptomuseum.com
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  • @idunfooked3505
    @idunfooked3505 Před 3 lety +5936

    Why is no one talking about the fact that she looks like the most peaceful grandma if you didn't know who she was

    • @simonspacek3670
      @simonspacek3670 Před 3 lety +127

      Can you remind me of what was her job title? Would you think that this person in dropping dead rats full of rubles and cyanide pills in Moscow?

    • @jesuschan3347
      @jesuschan3347 Před 3 lety +43

      I want her to adopt me

    • @alexhebert2956
      @alexhebert2956 Před 3 lety +190

      Imagine the amount of things she DIDNT tell us.

    • @Hargreve
      @Hargreve Před 3 lety +55

      She looks like she would make good lasagna

    • @idunfooked3505
      @idunfooked3505 Před 3 lety +42

      She looks like she bakes cookies every morning for little Timmy

  • @lenaecr
    @lenaecr Před 3 lety +12907

    Imagine the amount of things she DIDNT tell us.

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 Před 3 lety +1349

      No doubt. Plus all these things she's telling us are far, far out of date - which is why she can tell us. The technology has moved beyond them.

    • @txm100
      @txm100 Před 3 lety +90

      Ah captain obvious here.

    • @Saavik256
      @Saavik256 Před 3 lety +214

      And the things that were above her pay grade/security clearance.

    • @iusearchbtw6700
      @iusearchbtw6700 Před 3 lety +20

      Imagine the amount of things she didn't tell US.

    • @Joekool88
      @Joekool88 Před 3 lety +44

      Or rather *COULDN'T*

  • @calcuimconsumer6980
    @calcuimconsumer6980 Před 2 lety +2315

    Russian officer: “What is ligma?”
    Agent: “Ligma balls.” *bites cyanide glasses*

    • @KarenTookTheKids
      @KarenTookTheKids Před 2 lety +3

      Stolen

    • @spyne.98
      @spyne.98 Před 2 lety +4

      😐

    • @calcuimconsumer6980
      @calcuimconsumer6980 Před 2 lety +62

      @@spyne.98 man what impels you to comment a single emoji to a 5 month old copy near the bottom of the commenting list. No difference would’ve been made of you had just kept scrolling on but no, you had to comment the most boring and meaningless emoji. What projected your mind into thinking that would be funny, annoying, and/or clever. Maybe rethink what to do when you see a comment you dont enjoy.

    • @spyne.98
      @spyne.98 Před 2 lety +30

      @@calcuimconsumer6980 apply your own logic to your reply

    • @spyne.98
      @spyne.98 Před 2 lety

      @@calcuimconsumer6980 and you have terrible humour thats why

  • @alexw1698
    @alexw1698 Před 2 lety +934

    “The Russian said he was dead before he hit the floor. I hope. It’s what he wanted.”
    Fucks sake the chill that line gave me…..

    • @sakuyaizayoi1945
      @sakuyaizayoi1945 Před rokem +24

      Same, I had goosebumps when she said that line.
      Unbelievable to imagine that scenario

    • @ScaLe126
      @ScaLe126 Před rokem +36

      @@sakuyaizayoi1945 that is because it is unbelievable lmao
      cyanide does take a while to kill. it kills quite fast but it is still a very brutal and painful way to go, movies for some reason love to show it as an instant and painless death which it isnt.

    • @TheLemming1337
      @TheLemming1337 Před rokem

      @@ScaLe126 maybe it’s just said to be cyanide but it could very well be another secret chemical that could instantly kill the person when consumed, maybe

    • @jonnevitu4979
      @jonnevitu4979 Před rokem +35

      @@ScaLe126 I guess ppl didnt get it, he died before hitting the floor yes...
      ...cuz the Russians shot him a lot when they noticed what he was doing.

    • @hellfun1337
      @hellfun1337 Před rokem

      @@jonnevitu4979 why waste the bullets? cyanide is more painful.

  • @tomico9154
    @tomico9154 Před 3 lety +9077

    "You gotta have real balls to be a spy"
    "No, fake ones actually"

    • @Pothead2005
      @Pothead2005 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol

    • @JCIGF
      @JCIGF Před 3 lety +47

      Operation : lying "doggo"
      Now hold on just a minute..

    • @earth355
      @earth355 Před 3 lety +6

      She's a female . Most likely no balls

    • @nikolairahat2782
      @nikolairahat2782 Před 3 lety +5

      copied

    • @pisulolol
      @pisulolol Před 3 lety +14

      @@nikolairahat2782 nothing on the internet is original, now shut up and enjoy the comment

  • @C.R.W
    @C.R.W Před 3 lety +5802

    She's really a 6'2" black dude named Marcus.

  • @sweetiesgetmoney
    @sweetiesgetmoney Před 2 lety +1059

    I would absolutely LOVE to see an interview with the taxidermist who was contracted by the CIA to make dead drop rats. What a life.

    • @fakiirification
      @fakiirification Před rokem +42

      a lot of times, agencies will secure the assistance of locals without letting them know whats afoot. though im not sure how you explain your request to a taxidermist without them being fully on your side. i can imagine a russian taxidermist would run to the KGB if someone made that sort of weird request of him.

    • @swifto12usedtobetaken
      @swifto12usedtobetaken Před rokem +4

      saw this as soon as the dead drop segment came

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 Před 11 měsíci +13

      ​@@fakiirification plenty of ways to pass it off as normal. You're a curator at a museum looking to have rat displays, you're a biologist trying to study rat features, the rats were being used to attract bird pests, etc

    • @hannahmontana4401
      @hannahmontana4401 Před 6 měsíci +3

      so uh i've been getting a lot of requests for rats, but instead of stuffing it I made it into a velcro patch. i also dipped them in tabasco sauce, I don't really know why

  • @asilva5021
    @asilva5021 Před 2 lety +214

    Being a spy doesn't sound cool at all, it sounds horrifying.

  • @petermarker6003
    @petermarker6003 Před 3 lety +21949

    Friendly reminder: this is just the surface.

    • @TwoTwoFourSix
      @TwoTwoFourSix Před 3 lety +491

      yeap, all the kushty spy movie stuff

    • @AppieD10
      @AppieD10 Před 3 lety +570

      And Russians did the exact same things in het USA

    • @johannes4123
      @johannes4123 Před 3 lety +1218

      Off course, they would never reveal information that the enemies haven't already figured out, if they did they would be jeopardizing future projects and risking agent lives

    • @user-rd5nc1nb9f
      @user-rd5nc1nb9f Před 3 lety +44

      @@AppieD10 they still are doing it

    • @hardowider5054
      @hardowider5054 Před 3 lety +623

      Also, there's no such thing as "Former-CIA" member.
      They're in for life.

  • @nqh4393
    @nqh4393 Před 3 lety +17369

    Plot twist: This woman is the current CIA Chief of Disguise disguised as the former CIA Chief of Disguise.

    • @thegamingrepublic7014
      @thegamingrepublic7014 Před 3 lety +786

      Who said that’s a woman

    • @ChaseTSY
      @ChaseTSY Před 3 lety +73

      Underrated

    • @typicalchad3747
      @typicalchad3747 Před 3 lety +180

      @@ChaseTSY DISGUISED MAN

    • @7dog123
      @7dog123 Před 3 lety +97

      No one made the joke. So, I will she's actually Donald Trump in disguise.
      Just look at her she looks like him a little.

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX Před 3 lety +24

      @@7dog123 I know right she looks as human as trump is
      Edit: trump does look like a human, he tried to play the risky politician stance but failed due to lack of experience

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 Před rokem +41

    10:35 imagine an agent just naturally chews on glasses, like chewing on a pen, and then he accidentally does it with those.

  • @TEKASHI-de1qt
    @TEKASHI-de1qt Před 2 lety +66

    3:06 "did you see a blonde, clean-shaven man go this way?"
    "no, but I did see ringo starr"

  • @manuelf2984
    @manuelf2984 Před 3 lety +13450

    Russian search guard: He's clean. Got 4 balls though.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +80208

    Somewhere an old Russian agent is watching this and crying out: "THE DOG! OF COURSE IT WAS THE DOG!"

    • @efeyzee
      @efeyzee Před 3 lety +763

      Боже мой, собака. конечно, это была собака.

    • @szabados1980
      @szabados1980 Před 3 lety +1134

      Imagine what a former Soviet or current Russian, Chinese, Iranian secret agent could reveal... if he were to spill the beans.

    • @Hunterdelyx1
      @Hunterdelyx1 Před 3 lety +1046

      I have a relative who worked in KGB. He still don't talk much about it. Most things he talked were about some crazy religious cults. He mentioned a little bit of counter-spying but not in details, even his wife told more as she was told not to approach him if she sees him with other girl and that is precisely what happened.

    • @szabados1980
      @szabados1980 Před 3 lety +342

      @@Hunterdelyx1 Good for your relative. He pledged not to speak so he doesn't.

    • @thiswowzer3217
      @thiswowzer3217 Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂

  • @judith8161
    @judith8161 Před 2 lety +324

    This sounds so much more interesting than those James Bond action hero stuff. I'm truly impressed by how inventive they were.

    • @victoriam1555
      @victoriam1555 Před 4 měsíci +6

      You should read Le Carré's novels they can be a little slow at times but they really capture the essence of what she's describing. The interesting thing was he was an MI5 agent when he first began to write which I think helped him craft a convincing story. Instead of James Bond you get characters like George Smiley, a middle age overweight man with a brilliant mind.

    • @_hydrogelic
      @_hydrogelic Před měsícem

      @@victoriam1555 Adding these to my list. Thank you!

  • @Adharc0077
    @Adharc0077 Před rokem +50

    oh my god the best thing i've ever learned is that doggo was a term used by spies during the cold war 3:43

  • @AurielIle
    @AurielIle Před 3 lety +6282

    "where are the documents?"
    "These nuts."
    "This isn't very professional of you."
    "They're in these nuts. I don't know what to tell you."

    • @KWCHope
      @KWCHope Před 3 lety +24

      @Cipheiz har har

    • @12what34the
      @12what34the Před 3 lety +20

      Gottee

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 Před 3 lety +48

      I am the balls of this operation.

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda Před 3 lety +52

      "alright, pull your pants down and lets get this over with then"

    • @AurielIle
      @AurielIle Před 3 lety +13

      @Cipheiz NOOOOOOOO NOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOO

  • @iiiDartsiii
    @iiiDartsiii Před 3 lety +5028

    plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back.

    • @ralphgarcia3874
      @ralphgarcia3874 Před 3 lety +61

      plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back.

    • @jonahglaves6653
      @jonahglaves6653 Před 3 lety +42

      plot twist, thats not her talking, she’s actually disguised as the table lamp in the back

    • @kawaiispaghet3134
      @kawaiispaghet3134 Před 3 lety +32

      Plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back

    • @BarackObama212
      @BarackObama212 Před 3 lety +30

      plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back

    • @_NUzi_
      @_NUzi_ Před 3 lety +24

      Plot twist, that's not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back.

  • @Wetknees
    @Wetknees Před rokem +103

    I absolutely LOVE ideas like the ‘dead’ rat drop.
    One of those things that simultaneously so ingenious yet so simple. Even down to the Tabasco sauce

    • @charliespurr7325
      @charliespurr7325 Před rokem +4

      I was literally thinking "what if an animal takes it away?!" And then she mentioned the tabasco sauce 😂

  • @wearelegion1163
    @wearelegion1163 Před rokem +25

    When I lived in an Embassy-adjacent apartment in Denmark (I worked as a civilian with US Army in 1980s), we were told our apartments & phones (no cell phones then) were monitored by multiple countries (US, Russia, Denmark).

  • @jfdd43
    @jfdd43 Před 3 lety +15868

    She is so good at her job, that most people don’t realize she is actually a 8’ Hawaiian male body builder

    • @TXP9
      @TXP9 Před 3 lety +715

      Close, but actually an 8’ Samoan body builder

    • @Kawka1122
      @Kawka1122 Před 3 lety +828

      Plot twist. She is actually turbine powered attack helicopter in disguise

    • @uujjjjjjk1173
      @uujjjjjjk1173 Před 3 lety +59

      Wtf

    • @antoinefdu
      @antoinefdu Před 3 lety +282

      or two 4' Hawaiian male bodybuilders.

    • @Radicaldudethesecond
      @Radicaldudethesecond Před 3 lety +21

      Is she actually a man

  • @sallybradshaw4576
    @sallybradshaw4576 Před 3 lety +3633

    Ladies, if he doesn't propose to you by putting a ring in a dead rat and leaving it for you to find, then he's not the one.

  • @91795jc
    @91795jc Před 2 lety +26

    11:30 if I was in KGB and had just captured a spy, I would totally tell the opposition he killed himself and was dead before he hit the floor instead of telling them that he's being held and interrogated. Cyanide is also not that fast a death, as far as I know.

    • @geraltmoth1908
      @geraltmoth1908 Před 2 lety

      Death via cyanide takes less than 10 minutes to kill you. That’s why they used it in suicide pills, it’s an invisible killer that’s quick, so you couldn’t be tortured for information or die a more painful death

    • @91795jc
      @91795jc Před 2 lety +2

      @@geraltmoth1908 Exactly, 10 minutes is not a short amount of time.

  • @CyclingM1867
    @CyclingM1867 Před rokem +79

    The whole subject of spycraft is really fascinating. Like others have said already, what's shown here is outdated, but what they must have today would be even more incredible.

    • @pugnate666
      @pugnate666 Před 28 dny

      "A gun and a radio"
      I'm afraid that having ingenious gadgets might actually have fallen out of fashion

  • @topramen7431
    @topramen7431 Před 3 lety +9016

    I’m just picturing a Cold War spy picking up a supposed package only to discover that it’s a regular dead rat.

    • @spdewertton
      @spdewertton Před 2 lety +747

      It has definitely happened at least once.

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 Před 2 lety +140

      The opossum is just playing dead

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 Před 2 lety +384

      Especially gruesome to think they might have tried to rip the rats open at the stomach, only to find dead rat guts instead of their drop.

    • @dianasayson2846
      @dianasayson2846 Před 2 lety +78

      Maybe problematic if the spy was in New York which had (still has?) a major rat problem.

    • @Daniel-om4ce
      @Daniel-om4ce Před 2 lety +3

      @@dianasayson2846 why would US spies pick up drops in their own territory?

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim Před 3 lety +2506

    "People won't pick up dead rat, no one would.."
    "So we did."
    absolute madman

    • @rdpcl
      @rdpcl Před 3 lety +44

      Gordon Ramsay picked dead rats with his bare hands all the time in Kitchen Nightmares

    • @KeiferSalle
      @KeiferSalle Před 3 lety +13

      FilthyFrank: ISSA FAMILY RECIPE

    • @diosoth
      @diosoth Před 3 lety +24

      Imagine leaving a dead rat drop only for Gordon Ramsay to be in the area and pick it up to dispose of a health hazard.

    • @hdgaphd
      @hdgaphd Před 3 lety

      ikr

    • @francoisemcarthur9081
      @francoisemcarthur9081 Před 3 lety +1

      the news next week : the city is strangely clean, no transh or dead rats in sight

  • @oron61
    @oron61 Před 2 lety +22

    Every once in a while on a shortwave, you can still occasionally pick up a numbers station transmitting what could be of any number of predetermined messages, or nothing at all.

  • @andyroo9381
    @andyroo9381 Před rokem +26

    So fascinating and clever! Just imagine what she knows but can't reveal. There is so much more to this interview, for another day.

  • @brianlavinus1320
    @brianlavinus1320 Před 3 lety +3796

    Americans: released this video
    KGB: *smashes keyboard

    • @cheems5643
      @cheems5643 Před 3 lety +122

      BLYAT !!!

    • @alekssalkinrkc
      @alekssalkinrkc Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂😂

    • @bullerfugl
      @bullerfugl Před 3 lety +10

      Kiyborch

    • @NguyenTran-eq2wg
      @NguyenTran-eq2wg Před 3 lety +34

      Just wait, the KGB will counter with a video of their own soon enough 🤣

    • @ColKlinkerhofen
      @ColKlinkerhofen Před 3 lety +26

      @@NguyenTran-eq2wg Tricks the Americans tried to use on us.
      "Ivan what did she call the jack in the box thing"

  • @OddSauce
    @OddSauce Před 3 lety +2608

    I bet her grandchildren don't even remotely consider lying to her

    • @Charoula1608
      @Charoula1608 Před 3 lety +171

      @The Magic Hispanic Do you know what being a widow means?? It means that you had a husband at some point, aka, you can have children and grandchildren.

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 Před 3 lety +5

      @The Magic Hispanic widow??

    • @alevelsos
      @alevelsos Před 3 lety +46

      cough * black widow * cough

    • @hobojesus9817
      @hobojesus9817 Před 3 lety +38

      That's really a 22 year old black man... The disguise used for this video is just that effective.

    • @Jokertuning
      @Jokertuning Před 3 lety

      Bet they do they don't know who she was

  • @rektagon
    @rektagon Před rokem +7

    the fact that the government unironically named an operation "lying doggo" 💀

  • @dickcheney9947
    @dickcheney9947 Před 2 lety +35

    "The Billion Dollar Spy", is an excellent and fascinating book about CIA clandestine intelligence operations carried out by case handlers, analysts, various embassy personnel, officers, chiefs and even family members of the CIA Moscow Station located in the US embassy in Moscow. I recommend to anyone who appreciates this video. It ultimately details the life, personality, nature and nuance of one of the most consequential spies the Moscow Station employed; Code Name CKsphere, who certainly earned the admiration, respect, and an unmarked homage inside the Company.

  • @AleLGB
    @AleLGB Před 3 lety +7000

    Agent: "So, what happens if I get captured?"
    Chief: "Don't worry, we will provide you with the Rectal Toolkit"
    Agent: "The... What?"

    • @ThaWhiteCrayon
      @ThaWhiteCrayon Před 3 lety +333

      RecTool for short

    • @scarling9367
      @scarling9367 Před 3 lety +76

      Better have two.
      Just in case.

    • @ce461
      @ce461 Před 3 lety +85

      Better than the catheter kit

    • @notluis6617
      @notluis6617 Před 3 lety +34

      @@ce461 oh god

    • @ce461
      @ce461 Před 3 lety +85

      @@notluis6617 agent: just give me the Cyanide pill
      CIA: it’s in with the kit!!!

  • @ThatLonelyMeatball
    @ThatLonelyMeatball Před 3 lety +13874

    Me: **using my grandfather’s pen**
    Me: **bites the lid to concentrate**
    Me: **dies**

  • @zappababe8577
    @zappababe8577 Před 6 měsíci +12

    I love the doggy disguise costume! That doggie must have saved lives, and if you could get him to understand that, I bet the doggy would be overjoyed to know that. What a very good doggy!

  • @eagleviewhd
    @eagleviewhd Před rokem +177

    I designed a retractable antenna mast for the CIA working out of the US Embassy in Panama. They wanted a way to raise an antenna above the Embassy roof when in use, but able to lower it when not in use.
    This mechanism was located on a ledge that was around the 2nd story of the Embassy and used winch to raise a telescoping mast above the roof of the three story tall embassy.
    I also taught Scuba Diving to Kyle “Dusty” Foggo, who I later found out became a Deputy Director of the CIA. He was involved in supplying arms to the Contras in Central America.

  • @kory6865
    @kory6865 Před 3 lety +6177

    "You can fit more in a dead rat than you would think."

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings Před 3 lety +9554

    Imagine she’s wearing a disguise while doing this interview

    • @NickTaylorRickPowers
      @NickTaylorRickPowers Před 3 lety +416

      Imagine she's actually a black guy being played by a white guy being played by Robert Downey Jr

    • @johnluujl
      @johnluujl Před 3 lety +84

      She probably looks nothing like this

    • @jona.scholt4362
      @jona.scholt4362 Před 3 lety +37

      Man, I just smashed a stack of pancakes, they were so good. But now I don't even want to think about them. Anyone else ever feel that about pancakes afterwards? 🥞

    • @keksimus__maximus
      @keksimus__maximus Před 3 lety +56

      yeah she's probably wearing the fake ballsack too

    • @_salman_704
      @_salman_704 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

  • @KizuTheBunny
    @KizuTheBunny Před 2 lety +9

    Agent: *Sees a pebble that has been moved 4,32 inches on a dirt road*
    Agent: *My time has come*

  • @OtherworldJudge89
    @OtherworldJudge89 Před rokem +15

    I can't imagine the things this woman knows, high level secretive stuff that the public has no idea of

  • @phadedfantom5790
    @phadedfantom5790 Před 3 lety +15957

    Imagine how the guard felt walking into the prison cell to see that it’s empty and there’s a pair of hairy balls on the ground.

  • @Ayaforshort
    @Ayaforshort Před 3 lety +9513

    This is just the stuff she's ALLOWED to tell us. Imagine everything she can't talk about!

    • @EnqavonIncorporated
      @EnqavonIncorporated Před 3 lety +84

      Much is tech these days

    • @johankoningsteinsalcedo7328
      @johankoningsteinsalcedo7328 Před 3 lety +20

      I don't want to be annoying but there is a comment exactly like this

    • @connorbarr7314
      @connorbarr7314 Před 3 lety +114

      @@notanotherguitarchannel the director of the CIA can spend as much as they want using a black budget

    • @hmm7458
      @hmm7458 Před 3 lety +178

      @@notanotherguitarchannel bruh.. US military spending is 600 billion more bigger than the country in 2nd place.. you really thought they don't have money?

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hmm7458 and their dummy companies

  • @whatlikeitshardd
    @whatlikeitshardd Před rokem +19

    What an unimaginable badass. I'd love to read a book about this woman's life!

  • @jas_bataille
    @jas_bataille Před 2 lety +34

    Honestly, I really wonder why Hollywood doesn't use ANY of this. Let's take an example : I love the Jason Bourne franchise. But for goodness's sake - Matt Damon doesn't even try or bother putting on sunglasses, yet alone changing his appearance in any way, shape or form, for the entirety of the movies. At one point, it's kind of distracting how ridiculous the whole thing is. He is the perfect agent and still incredibly operational despite his amnesia, yet he can't even think of putting on a costume...?! Oh, come on! Plus this makes the story more interesting and the stakes higher in case he gets discovered. Same thing with James Bond : no costumes. Less distracting in Bond movies, much less, but still.

    • @adamquinn8353
      @adamquinn8353 Před 2 lety +5

      It may be that Matt Damon is an expensive actor and they wanted to get their money's worth by keeping his face visible. Same for other expensive actors. If this does at least partially contribute, I would of course rather it didn't.

    • @mikeletaurus4728
      @mikeletaurus4728 Před rokem

      That's why it's called "fiction," I suppose.

  • @Suertsje
    @Suertsje Před 3 lety +3147

    Her necklace is probably able to kill everyone in a 10 mile radius.

    • @randominternetbro6562
      @randominternetbro6562 Před 3 lety +204

      You tap the 15th and 2nd bead together.... BOOM, tactical nuke.

    • @RTArts1
      @RTArts1 Před 3 lety +107

      @@randominternetbro6562 imagine adjusting your necklace and accidentally blowing everyone up

    • @tinyte5668
      @tinyte5668 Před 3 lety +36

      @@RTArts1 Dang it just tapped my necklace too hard OH SH-

    • @ocsanik502
      @ocsanik502 Před 3 lety +32

      @@tinyte5668 Whoops I aimed the third triangular bead west. Looks like the mutually assured destruction nukes are starting at 5 today.

    • @abhisheksathe123
      @abhisheksathe123 Před 3 lety +13

      _Striker 3-1, Good Copy, Strike Inbound_

  • @ohboi1655
    @ohboi1655 Před 3 lety +4717

    Note to self: pick up dead rats that smell like tobasco sauce

    • @namegeneric9344
      @namegeneric9344 Před 3 lety +7

      620 likes but no comments?

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 Před 3 lety +222

      Yeah, if you want to mysteriously dissapear.

    • @muslytical1464
      @muslytical1464 Před 3 lety +13

      @@m0j026 True

    • @kip258
      @kip258 Před 3 lety +37

      But only if you want the CIA storming your house

    • @peytonvondoom9975
      @peytonvondoom9975 Před 3 lety +1

      for some reason we follow each other on tiktok

  • @olefella7561
    @olefella7561 Před 2 lety +7

    The fact that we get free documentaries on CZcams by WIRED is truly a gift 👍😊👏

  • @Acrozi
    @Acrozi Před 2 lety +7

    Truly, these are so interesting to think how simple the gadgets were but really how effective

  • @pundlikshinde6559
    @pundlikshinde6559 Před 3 lety +4223

    Some old KGB agent watching this now- "the balls, I told them they seemed a little off"

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger Před 3 lety +8092

    So the CIA used the word “doggo” before all of us huh. Man they really were playin the long game.

  • @krw73
    @krw73 Před rokem +8

    I could watch stuff like this all day. The glory days of espionage before technology became overly insane

  • @Beriabi
    @Beriabi Před 2 lety +11

    Now CIA has plenty of journalists to use and don’t need such gadgets.

  • @jesteringdragons
    @jesteringdragons Před 3 lety +6524

    You can feel her sadness when she said
    "The Russians said he was dead before he even hit the floor. I hope."
    That hurts my heart.

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper Před 3 lety +413

      Well, cyanide doesn't kill *That* fast, but he was probably gone in a couple of minutes.

    • @jesteringdragons
      @jesteringdragons Před 3 lety +195

      @@The_Keeper Unless it was just a /lot/ of cyanide

    • @TenApplesforTime
      @TenApplesforTime Před 3 lety +536

      @@The_Keeper Even if he wasn't dead, judging by how loaded up that pill is, he most likely was unconscious long before actually died.

    • @A_Pigeon181
      @A_Pigeon181 Před 3 lety +21

      Mine too :c
      Btw, did you do that pfp? Cause I find it really cool!

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon Před 3 lety +190

      'feeling' someone else's sadness mostly just means yóu feel sad about it. I personally didn't notice any sadness in her voice, or even her eyes for that matter. It ís sad, but this is a professional. She knows the agents were fár better off being dead than tortured.
      Projecting emotions (mostly your own) on to someone else is a classic mistake we humans make. It can cause all kinds of weird and awkward situations.

  • @christianbaines
    @christianbaines Před 3 lety +6942

    I cant wait for 50 years time when they talk about stuff they used in 2020.

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 Před 3 lety +564

      You mean like cyanide pills in airpods?

    • @8aron
      @8aron Před 3 lety +60

      @@michaelkores6860 lmao

    • @Sequence06
      @Sequence06 Před 3 lety +27

      If only you knew.

    • @bootysnatcher4207
      @bootysnatcher4207 Před 3 lety +152

      Nowadays they carve out real scrotums instead of using fake ones. The fake testicles are actually comprised of two utensils. 1. A tiny foldable lock pick 2. A tiny hydrogen bomb that is capable of wiping out an entire city

    • @kumottakun6089
      @kumottakun6089 Před 3 lety +56

      @@bootysnatcher4207 so literally exploding balls huh?

  • @Vorpalizer
    @Vorpalizer Před rokem +59

    I know this lady. She use to be my neighbor and babysit a group of us as kids. When we got older and she retired she told us so many cool stories. Her code name was the Blond Bomber and her specialty was as a Honeypot. She did over 400+ Honeypot missions and 6 different countries. Sometimes 2 or 3 in the same room at the same time. God bless her service.

  • @mymindisafreakshow4620
    @mymindisafreakshow4620 Před 2 lety +5

    I’m going down the WIRED videos rabbit hole and I’m loving it, this is so interesting

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 Před 3 lety +2182

    Note to self: there is money and secret information in dead rats.

    • @vitor022
      @vitor022 Před 3 lety +36

      Dont try it

    • @samc863
      @samc863 Před 3 lety +68

      The CIA when they find out you took it: so you have chosen death

    • @tetra2277
      @tetra2277 Před 3 lety +18

      And plague too

    • @timtalksanimations9171
      @timtalksanimations9171 Před 3 lety +17

      Good thing there's a local pet store nearby I'm gonna be rich

    • @koifish4276
      @koifish4276 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tetra2277 nah that was the gerbels

  • @colinstu
    @colinstu Před 3 lety +3232

    I was not prepared for her to say 'doggo'

    • @ArrestedDeveloper
      @ArrestedDeveloper Před 3 lety +206

      Wait till she gets around to talking about Operation: I can has cheezburger

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ArrestedDeveloper 🤣🤣

    • @teykrit
      @teykrit Před 3 lety +23

      Hi, English is not my first language, but I am very curious, why is the word "doggo" so surprising? Thank you :)

    • @alexanderandrews1263
      @alexanderandrews1263 Před 3 lety +100

      @@teykrit Obviously doggo is slang for dog but it's a term primarily used by very young people and very informal situations.

    • @teykrit
      @teykrit Před 3 lety +33

      @@alexanderandrews1263 thank you for your kind explanation, it helps a lot :)

  • @goodgoat9215
    @goodgoat9215 Před 2 lety +7

    "i want my pen"
    "he wanted his pen" *points at kaweco sport*

  • @hannahxx17
    @hannahxx17 Před 2 lety +3

    'You can fit more in a dead rat than you might think".....I can honestly say I've never thought of it before and honestly I doubt I'll try

  • @tiffanyh629
    @tiffanyh629 Před 3 lety +35515

    Remember, anything she reveals is the things she's allowed to reveal.
    Imagine the horrors of the bigger picture

    • @blck4333
      @blck4333 Před 3 lety +642

      Exactly. Also can’t like cuz 69.

    • @Teddy-xt9rf
      @Teddy-xt9rf Před 3 lety +427

      @@blck4333 Some idiot liked it when it was at 69 so you can like now.

    • @glutton8055
      @glutton8055 Před 3 lety +1093

      @@Teddy-xt9rfredditor

    • @blck4333
      @blck4333 Před 3 lety +104

      @@Teddy-xt9rf bet

    • @ksks2683
      @ksks2683 Před 3 lety +126

      @@Teddy-xt9rf you're one of the dumbest person i've met on internet

  • @brody5870
    @brody5870 Před 3 lety +1234

    Imagine opening up a dead rat thinking that it's a drop off but it's a real dead rat

    • @bearcubdaycare
      @bearcubdaycare Před 3 lety +56

      Hey, if they may have *that* much money in them, maybe it's worth wandering around opening dead rats near capital cities...

    • @expectnothing9032
      @expectnothing9032 Před 3 lety +30

      @@bearcubdaycare that's money meant for someone else. You're a dead man.

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 Před 3 lety +1

      @@expectnothing9032 they won't know

    • @lordluga1752
      @lordluga1752 Před 3 lety +26

      @@sushimidnight9539 They probably would

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lordluga1752 no, they wouldnt find out

  • @neph9205
    @neph9205 Před 2 lety +5

    Imagine accidentally biting on your glasses and dropping dead

  • @frozentube
    @frozentube Před 10 měsíci +5

    1:12 Using wireless earbuds that far back, can't imagine what technology they are using now !

  • @simonrucinski7725
    @simonrucinski7725 Před 3 lety +3860

    "No one will pick up a dead rat, they just won't."
    *CIA: picks up all the dead rats

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +79

      I pick up the dead rats, yes me. I’m a good CIA yeah.

    • @Elite_Raider
      @Elite_Raider Před 3 lety +34

      filthy frank: ya dare challenge me mortal?

    • @jamessoyer6046
      @jamessoyer6046 Před 3 lety +28

      just imagine a fully suited man just checking around then picks up a dead rat and stuff it's in his armpit

    • @ILIK3HATERZ
      @ILIK3HATERZ Před 3 lety

      She just explained Jeff Dunham’s puppets

    • @ignoreddemon1857
      @ignoreddemon1857 Před 3 lety +9

      homeless man: "thats good eats"
      C.I.A agent: 👁👄👁

  • @DigitalicaEG
    @DigitalicaEG Před 3 lety +4645

    “Chief of disguise” has to be the coolest job title ever.

    • @hoecheng1965
      @hoecheng1965 Před 3 lety +54

      And dangerous .-.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman Před 3 lety +140

      What about PLANETARY PROTECTION OFFICER, which is a job at NASA.

    • @bluef1sh926
      @bluef1sh926 Před 3 lety +27

      However, the whole week of making false scrotums and dead rats for the entire CIA staff is not cool.

    • @yesstephen1854
      @yesstephen1854 Před 3 lety +17

      @@bluef1sh926 yep i prob wont be very happy making a guy some scrotums and killing rats and shoving dollar bills up their as-

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +2

      My job title is the best

  • @ladyclaratenzs
    @ladyclaratenzs Před rokem +2

    The dead rat dead drop. I like it. It’s perfect. Like she said, nobody is going to pick up a dead rat. 🐀

  • @jjava.bean5
    @jjava.bean5 Před 2 lety +2

    cashier: "your total will be 14.50"
    *pulls out dead rat*

  • @jacob6077
    @jacob6077 Před 3 lety +16881

    Imagine being a pen biter and accidentally bitting the death pen

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 Před 3 lety +413

      Oops

    • @Q.Brainrot
      @Q.Brainrot Před 3 lety +686

      Fuckin oops I guess

    • @Livedracersteve
      @Livedracersteve Před 3 lety +1063

      “We have replaced your fingernails with cyanide filled capsules that look and feel realistic”
      Agent who is nervously biting their nails “Wait what di...”

    • @p0werl0ve
      @p0werl0ve Před 3 lety +166

      then you would be a dead ex pen-biter

    • @Laantin
      @Laantin Před 3 lety +328

      Guy: nibbled on a pen.
      Other guy: "agent, have you seen the suicide pen?"
      Guy: . . .

  • @Some_Guy77
    @Some_Guy77 Před 3 lety +3654

    Moral of the story, if somebody is playing around with a dead rat, they're either a spy or nuts. Either way, stay back.

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 Před 3 lety +20

      @toasted buns *unzips pants* I know what to do now

    • @dmath1490
      @dmath1490 Před 3 lety +47

      Now i know where to hide my meth

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Před 3 lety +13

      Filthy frank:sweets nervously

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon Před 3 lety +9

      @@cmcphotography1 NO! NO! GOD! PLEASE! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

    • @edwardrichtofen1252
      @edwardrichtofen1252 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cmcphotography1 Hold... nobody wants that now... except for maybe o- Nyet... Nyet.

  • @poopa7642
    @poopa7642 Před 2 lety +2

    Big shoutout to Trigon. Went out like a G.

  • @pointly
    @pointly Před rokem +2

    Rest in peace Trigon. You served your country well.

  • @scorpioigor
    @scorpioigor Před 3 lety +7910

    This woman is so interesting. Imagine having her as a grandmother and listening to all these stories and wondering what else does she know that she can't reveal.

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 Před 3 lety +144

      Bedtime stories...😳😳😳😳😳 lol

    • @mr.upsidedownduck3613
      @mr.upsidedownduck3613 Před 3 lety +115

      She’s not to tell any classified stuff to anybody even her family

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 3 lety +195

      @@mr.upsidedownduck3613 Igor's point exactly...

    • @Xeorfhim
      @Xeorfhim Před 3 lety +230

      Grandma : Its bedtime story my dear, tonight we are gonna talk about who killed JFK😂😂😂

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Xeorfhim No gadgets or disguise needed, so not involving her department.

  • @AbhishekSarin
    @AbhishekSarin Před 3 lety +3213

    "You can fit more into a dead rat than you think" yes why am I now imagining some CIA agent pulling out a wholeass Glock out of a taxidermied rat.

  • @ehmwhy
    @ehmwhy Před rokem +2

    What people think spy gadgets are: glasses with a camera in them, a watch with a zip line.
    What they actually used: D E A D R A T S

  • @venomisaacl8963
    @venomisaacl8963 Před rokem +2

    This is so facinating... I can only wonder what equipment they have now!

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 Před 3 lety +3701

    The west: "the Soviets were paranoid."
    Also the west: "semi-animated mask."

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu Před 3 lety +212

      The west: "secret device that could kill every Russian on Earth instantly hidden inside a fake dog"
      Also the west: "y so serius?"

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +5

      @@NotCthulhu U r stup3d, nd CIA is smort u idiot

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +2

      @@NotCthulhu U r jst jls

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +6

      @@NotCthulhu
      U: 😥😓😰😱😨🤡🤮🤤👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿
      CIA: BuffguythatisprettycoolnglalsobetterthanFBI.com

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NotCthulhu Wut dvce hng? U jst lyng n dsprate fr likes on internet.

  • @burnngpigs
    @burnngpigs Před 3 lety +21430

    Chief of disguise for the CIA is probably the coolest sounding job titles ever.

  • @peninsulababy8574
    @peninsulababy8574 Před rokem +2

    She was on an episode of to tell the truth and even disguised herself on another segment part. So cool!

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher Před rokem +2

    One tends to think of spy gadgets as super high-tech so the simplicity of most of these surprised me.

  • @icecoldyellow
    @icecoldyellow Před 3 lety +6825

    Imagine going to grandmas and she shows you her room full of gadgets and fake balls and you expect some fresh baked cookies

    • @notatallheng
      @notatallheng Před 3 lety +306

      "Now where did I put the one with the cyanide pill?"

    • @icecoldyellow
      @icecoldyellow Před 3 lety +134

      @@notatallheng ah yes i left it in my husbands crocs

    • @yuckyskunk2021
      @yuckyskunk2021 Před 3 lety +19

      smells a lot better than fresh baked cookies tbh

    • @Berengier817
      @Berengier817 Před 2 lety +19

      Or dead rats

    • @yeti6601
      @yeti6601 Před 2 lety +5

      and here is a spying device with a cyanide pill inside

  • @queenofmoons720
    @queenofmoons720 Před 3 lety +3087

    She looks like the kind of old lady who would casually mention that she killed her high school boyfriend while sitting on her porch drinking her tea, and then immediately go on gushing about how cute her grand children are

    • @yuckyskunk2021
      @yuckyskunk2021 Před 3 lety +39

      "eeeeverybodys somebooodys someoooone"

    • @ailsa7471
      @ailsa7471 Před 2 lety +12

      Why is this so accurate lmfao 💀

    • @thehotdogman9317
      @thehotdogman9317 Před 2 lety +8

      Being apart of a international spy organization can be pretty cut throat.

    • @dont.ripfuller6587
      @dont.ripfuller6587 Před 2 lety +19

      @@thehotdogman9317 no way

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 Před 2 lety +61

      “you know, i really did like him.”
      “it’s just…”
      “…he had a bit of a russian accent.”

  • @punani_tsunami69
    @punani_tsunami69 Před rokem +3

    It's pretty scary to think they could tune into wires, even back then. That induction technology might have been unique to the device or maybe it wasn't.
    Who knows how far they took that stuff by now.

  • @johnhelms8226
    @johnhelms8226 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fascinating, especially the creativity.

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 Před 3 lety +8651

    The fact the CIA used the word ‘doggo’ decades before the public started using it is amazing foresight lmao.

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 Před 3 lety +855

      It's a reference to the 19th century slang phrase "to lie doggo," meaning to lie low or fly under the radar. They were making a pun basically.

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 Před 3 lety +277

      @@stoplightgaming2302 Oh I definitely know lol. I meant that back then that's why it was used *before* it got popular on the internet.

    • @ev6558
      @ev6558 Před 3 lety +128

      @@stoplightgaming2302 And the sky is blue. Got any other amazing insights to share with us?

    • @AceTechn0
      @AceTechn0 Před 3 lety +28

      @@ev6558 you cannot be alive if you are dead

    • @yuckyskunk2021
      @yuckyskunk2021 Před 3 lety +4

      yeah no thats obviously a lie.

  • @willfromthepack3423
    @willfromthepack3423 Před 3 lety +3287

    Just imagine the level they are on now

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass Před 3 lety +183

      This was probably the low tech stuff they had

    • @SonicsniperV7
      @SonicsniperV7 Před 3 lety +84

      You should take a look at the KGB device known as the "Thing" for one of the coolest Cold War gadgets ever devised: a radio bug that needed no power source.

    • @tryadifferentone354
      @tryadifferentone354 Před 3 lety +42

      yeah. you're a spy and you don't even know it. that's the level.

    • @burgundilainenkeikari6908
      @burgundilainenkeikari6908 Před 3 lety +34

      Yes, now they have surgically implanted false scrotums.

    • @jayleon6176
      @jayleon6176 Před 3 lety +16

      @@sethrawbass the "probably" was not necessary. anything revealed voluntarily at any time is generally of no value.

  • @christinesmith7838
    @christinesmith7838 Před rokem +13

    Her body language tells you she’s still concerned although proud and hopes they did the right thing even after all these years. I bet there’s still some sleepless nights. Amazing lady.

  • @memelord2136
    @memelord2136 Před 2 lety +2

    7:44 You can fit more in a dead rat than you might think
    Solid advice right there

  • @Aspensauce64
    @Aspensauce64 Před 3 lety +7501

    Plot twist: she looks nothing like that, she’s wearing her SAM mask

    • @hgbarmann
      @hgbarmann Před 3 lety +77

      No that’s all you can eat buffet mask....

    • @xgnpepa510
      @xgnpepa510 Před 3 lety +49

      I met her last year in the summer she looks like that lol

    • @Firefoxtony
      @Firefoxtony Před 3 lety +2

      @@hgbarmann mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xgnpepa510
      @xgnpepa510 Před 3 lety +30

      @Black_Rhino 241 I did this trip thing in dc and on like the 2nd to last day she was one of the guest speakers

    • @Aspensauce64
      @Aspensauce64 Před 3 lety +52

      @@xgnpepa510 sounds like something a spy might say 🤨

  • @eritain
    @eritain Před 3 lety +1728

    "You could fit more in a dead rat than you might think."
    Things I wasn't expecting to learn when I got up today.

  • @lilfam4882
    @lilfam4882 Před 2 lety +5

    CIA operation called Lying Doggo.. Bruh
    Probably the cutest operation I've ever heard about

  • @baixinho
    @baixinho Před rokem +3

    This was 75 years ago. Imagine what they can do now with the advance in technology!

  • @ThomasNeal
    @ThomasNeal Před 3 lety +2910

    I respect this woman for being able to keep a straight face while talking about a swiss army plug

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 Před 3 lety +41

      Respect me then too

    • @Momsadventure7
      @Momsadventure7 Před 3 lety +71

      Swiss army plug lol priceless

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 Před 3 lety +56

      A (s)toolkit

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk Před 3 lety +79

      The context was too sobering. Imagine having to put stuff into your prison wallet because that's your only chance to try and escape your inevitable trial and execution.

    • @cassidyclay463
      @cassidyclay463 Před 3 lety +25

      @@p_serdiuk your prison wallet 😂

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo Před 3 lety +2490

    "Operation Lying Doggo"
    Someone needs to write a screenplay.

  • @keithstiltner3539
    @keithstiltner3539 Před 2 lety +5

    The eyeglass segment 10:04

  • @nata3467
    @nata3467 Před rokem +2

    Operation Doggo is outstanding. Dead rat is brilliant

  • @user-pf4fk2jx5v
    @user-pf4fk2jx5v Před 3 lety +2775

    "who's joe?"
    "Joe mama" *bites cap and dies*

  • @redoktopus3047
    @redoktopus3047 Před 3 lety +2021

    lying doggo
    and his arch nemesis: truthteller pupper

    • @PhiloYT1
      @PhiloYT1 Před 3 lety +41

      "Honest Kitty"

    • @skrtskrt22
      @skrtskrt22 Před 3 lety +6

      snitching snake

    • @jeksinamariy6509
      @jeksinamariy6509 Před 3 lety +2

      I imagine a guy doing the search thinks to himself: "no wonder this dude became a spy, he has huge balls" :D

    • @CaliforniaCarpenter7
      @CaliforniaCarpenter7 Před 3 lety +5

      I was thrilled to see the word ‘doggo’ used in black ops. I should’ve known...

    • @sodahead13fan
      @sodahead13fan Před 3 lety +1

      Reddit moment

  • @ByNASTYPvP
    @ByNASTYPvP Před rokem

    Holy crap that was so interesting! Such a good video

  • @mrollo
    @mrollo Před rokem +1

    This is so interesting! I'd love to watch one about the 2020's devices and techniques in the far future

    • @tzuyuwu786
      @tzuyuwu786 Před rokem

      That’d be cool but would defeat the purpose lol