[653] Prototype Dual Fork Bowley Padlock (Model 543)

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  • @victor93532
    @victor93532 Před 5 lety +31754

    -Sees bike with *this* lock.
    -*Breaks* *lock's* *chain*
    -*Leaves* *bike* *steals* *lock*

    • @CheshireFatorum
      @CheshireFatorum Před 5 lety +3837

      I mean, you won't be able to use the lock since you wouldn't be able to pick it open. It would just be a trophy.
      But it'd be an _awesome_ trophy.

    • @leexgx
      @leexgx Před 5 lety +1198

      I hope it have a integrated GPS tracker in it for that price

    • @agentvx8320
      @agentvx8320 Před 5 lety +395

      You are obviously not familiar with hardened security chain.

    • @agentvx8320
      @agentvx8320 Před 5 lety +227

      @@leexgx Is it $500? Because that's what the locks with integrated GPS trackers cost. On the plus side, you'll get (superior) Medeco keyway and keys with it.

    • @yutub561
      @yutub561 Před 5 lety +397

      @@agentvx8320 bro, chill.. it was a joke

  • @drakeroten8928
    @drakeroten8928 Před 3 lety +6423

    Imagine making a lock and it being highly regarded by the lpl

    • @scharpmeister
      @scharpmeister Před 2 lety +21

      If it’s gonna happen it’s gonna be the next vid

    • @jeffward6239
      @jeffward6239 Před 2 lety +62

      I've never seen a lock he can't pick.....

    • @based_prophet
      @based_prophet Před 2 lety +68

      @@jeffward6239 I've seem him use gallium to eat threw locks this guy is the lock terminator lawyer

    • @nekomushi7067
      @nekomushi7067 Před 2 lety +19

      Sponsored content always gets praised.

    • @mrtrickyfingers5090
      @mrtrickyfingers5090 Před 2 lety +32

      @@nekomushi7067 probably because he only accepts the ones he likes

  • @munkee601
    @munkee601 Před 2 lety +1243

    "Bigger isn't always better, if it renders the lock unusable."
    Wise words for many applications.

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 Před 2 lety +47

      Different shackles fit different holes, all a matter of preference

    • @dionst.michael1482
      @dionst.michael1482 Před 2 lety +26

      "That's what SHE said?!" Lol

    • @goldenegg1063
      @goldenegg1063 Před rokem

      Exactly the Same as a large penis vs a small vagina i guess 🤷‍♂️

    • @VoidMySoul
      @VoidMySoul Před rokem +11

      Do you want a key that opens up every lock, or a lock thats opened by every key?
      -the vibes I got from this comment 😂

    • @Intellistan
      @Intellistan Před rokem +1

      Yeah a big hammer proves to be more of a hinderance as time has went on

  • @dennisdavis8649
    @dennisdavis8649 Před 2 lety +634

    I own one of these locks. I have it mounted on an automatic garage door. After getting my garage door broken into several times I finally found a padlock that nobody can pick. They might cut it off but they aren't going to pick it or bump it. I paid 225 for my lock and it's not brass I had it shipped from Bowley Lock Company in Canada to Georgia, U.S.A.
    It took me a while to learn how to unlock it with the key but once you get used to it it's as easy as any other lock. That key is not going to bend or break in your pocket. There is nothing made cheap about this lock. That key is stainless Steele. I love my padlock.

    • @CasualDandyAkaSqwrty
      @CasualDandyAkaSqwrty Před 2 lety +19

      Does the key ever snag anything? I wear my keys on my belt loop, and I could definitely see that key ruining a sweater, catching a nylon strap, or snagging on other things. Has that been a problem?

    • @Indigo199517
      @Indigo199517 Před 2 lety +18

      @@CasualDandyAkaSqwrty If you're worried about the key snagging, you could wrap the key in something.

    • @sharplydressedrabbit3604
      @sharplydressedrabbit3604 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Indigo199517 there's also covers for the blade of the key

    • @TheDevilockedzombie
      @TheDevilockedzombie Před rokem

      Just camp out in your garage and shoot the robbers in the face. Simple

    • @tinystarthegrey4319
      @tinystarthegrey4319 Před rokem +8

      I’ve heard that master locks are really hard to pick

  • @emilypiens2355
    @emilypiens2355 Před 3 lety +11733

    You know it's a good lock when he doesn't even try to pick it

    • @ectoa5093
      @ectoa5093 Před 3 lety +682

      It was more of a sponsor, so he wouldn’t show off how to pick it. But im not sure how you’d pick around that pin shield anyway

    • @enteelch1717
      @enteelch1717 Před 3 lety +1136

      @@ectoa5093 well, he apparently did try to pick a one-sided bowley core ( 636 ) and failed, so I guess it's fair that he didn't attempt to pick the two.sided one

    • @ectoa5093
      @ectoa5093 Před 3 lety +92

      @@enteelch1717 fair point

    • @pawelwityk1963
      @pawelwityk1963 Před 3 lety +95

      @@ectoa5093 nope its cuz he cant pick it 🤣🤣 he just wont admit it

    • @user-pq9gy3fq1q
      @user-pq9gy3fq1q Před 3 lety +392

      @@pawelwityk1963 he admitted it in video 636.

  • @FlamenYong
    @FlamenYong Před 4 lety +13751

    "The other variations of this lock were given to two other channels"
    My brain: "three rings were given to the elves"

    • @w4rt953
      @w4rt953 Před 3 lety +190

      How come im the only reply so far? This is a whole month later

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder Před 3 lety +111

      Daniel Liu because it’s a year old vid not many are scrolling through the comments after a year

    • @w4rt953
      @w4rt953 Před 3 lety +22

      @@AlleywayMurder but the thing is that before a month there should be people replying

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder Před 3 lety +21

      Daniel Liu no

    • @w4rt953
      @w4rt953 Před 3 lety +12

      @@AlleywayMurder If you say so... In my opinion someone should have replied about a month ago.

  • @tomhsia4354
    @tomhsia4354 Před 3 lety +1054

    Now I want to see a quadruple Bowley lock with a cross-shaped keyway.

    • @khangtruong98
      @khangtruong98 Před 3 lety +129

      I figure at some point putting more tines into the key will make the metal shroud less effective since you now only have to reach around 45 degrees rather than a full 180 with the original lock.

    • @tomhsia4354
      @tomhsia4354 Před 3 lety +22

      @@khangtruong98 Good point.

    • @FavioredValkyrie
      @FavioredValkyrie Před 2 lety +20

      So, the key from the 5th Element.

    • @friedtable3161
      @friedtable3161 Před 2 lety +3

      That is literally just lock pickers nightmare

    • @Asmodeus-he2jx
      @Asmodeus-he2jx Před 2 lety +5

      More. More! MORE! Mooooooaaaaarrrr!

  • @ThisAintAStupidName
    @ThisAintAStupidName Před rokem +239

    I love that despite all the warding and the idler making both tensioning and picking monumentally difficult, they still took the time to make security pins in there. It almost feels unsporting at that pont, like adding a fourth phase to the boss fight.

    • @bmw328igearhead
      @bmw328igearhead Před 11 měsíci +17

      That 4th phase is called an Encore. ;)

    • @kenjiroumiyamoto1432
      @kenjiroumiyamoto1432 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Uhhhh- Well, “difficult”. I think it’s basically impossible if you only use traditional to modern methods. You’d need a picking tool that’s shaped like that specific key to even have a chance to get to the pins. Amazing craftsmanship to make such a lock. I hope they can make similar locks, more compact, maybe cheaper.

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Před 6 měsíci +5

      It's because the cost difference between standard and security pins is so marginal that when you're making a lock the costs well north of $100 not adding security pins is just disrespectful to the customers at that point (this is realistically the case at any lock over $20 but that's besides the point)

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@kenjiroumiyamoto1432as far as I know, no one has successfully picked this lock to date. I could be wrong on this but this is a very secure lock

    • @onelazynoob15
      @onelazynoob15 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@kenjiroumiyamoto1432 so you essentially need the key, to pick the lock without a key...

  • @dillonwarcup6426
    @dillonwarcup6426 Před 4 lety +4707

    "Mr Bowley, we're making our first ever padlock, what security features should we put in it?"
    **"All of them"**

  • @mysteriousj3019
    @mysteriousj3019 Před 5 lety +6498

    Ha they've got your videos up on their website. They really appreciate you.

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 Před 5 lety +276

      Because he is being pro company and looks more like an ad, he could be harsh about it like the brass is so soft, easily cut with a 10$ powered reciprocal saw

    • @index7787
      @index7787 Před 5 lety +687

      @@shable1436 they make a steal one, and sure lol, try that, be my guest, you'd be there screaming away for 3 mins. HEY, HI, IM STEALING YOU SHIT! And of course he's pro company, he's a lock geek, this is the first real advance in mechanical lock tech in out lifetime, this lock is a big fucking deal. Looks like your down 18::1 on your opinion as well, yikes.

    • @TheOneGodofMadness
      @TheOneGodofMadness Před 5 lety +130

      @@index7787 you mean steel right?

    • @UnacceptableViews
      @UnacceptableViews Před 5 lety +391

      @just a channel i guess there's no use in pointing out that brain damaged is 2 words then huh..

    • @MiikeyLawless
      @MiikeyLawless Před 5 lety +43

      @@UnacceptableViews You should have a question mark at the end of your sentence.

  • @radrush_mx957
    @radrush_mx957 Před 2 lety +191

    i wish he had a playlist for his favorite locks, i’m really interested.

  • @thejumperkin
    @thejumperkin Před 3 lety +244

    I love how (relatively) simple but incredibly effective this lock design is... Hats off to Bowley

  • @BIGMIKEREC
    @BIGMIKEREC Před 4 lety +3354

    Only thing I've seen that he hasn't been able to pick.
    That's a LOCK.

    • @TheNuclearBolton
      @TheNuclearBolton Před 4 lety +92

      The only additional protection this adds over regular locks is the 0.000000001% of people who could possible pick it. Better off buying a $30 padlock 🔐

    • @Shuffle_Gaming
      @Shuffle_Gaming Před 4 lety +246

      @@TheNuclearBolton I'm a fairly recent lockpicker myself and many cheap padlocks like that don't really require much skill as far as I'm aware of. It usually requires tools tho. There are rake-able locks in that price range. I even showed a co-worker who has never done it before and she picked up a lock in a couple of minutes, first try

    • @Shuffle_Gaming
      @Shuffle_Gaming Před 4 lety +93

      @@revolt_4588 that's not the lock I was talking about. I was responding to NuclearBolton about the security being good enough with a 30 dollar padlock

    • @bastik.3011
      @bastik.3011 Před 4 lety +124

      @@Shuffle_Gaming yeah especially i work as a Landscaper and we secure our (wooden) tool chests with padlocks
      if someone really would want our tool they would break the chest or attack literally anything else. locks are honestly only there to keep people from casually stealing your shit. if someone wants to steal your stuff they will find a way

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive Před 4 lety +3

      What have you stolen so far ?

  • @thesexybatman263
    @thesexybatman263 Před 3 lety +2289

    Another selling point: the key looks like an ancient artifact straight from an Indiana Jones movie. It'll probably unlock an ancient door under the Eiffel tower leading to the chamber of the Forgotten Kings that contains the real Mona Lisa.

  • @benmigliore
    @benmigliore Před 3 lety +206

    I’m not a lock enthusiast, but I’ve been a fan of your channel, and this video has shown the absolute beauty of how a lock can be. I’m blown away

    • @foobar-9k
      @foobar-9k Před rokem +4

      I watch this channel, and I don't care about locks. I watch "Forgotten Weapons", and I _really_ don't care about guns. I just enjoy mechanisms, and skilled people explaining them to dumb-me :-)

  • @ernestjorda2777
    @ernestjorda2777 Před 2 lety +201

    Bowley: made an actual unpickable lock
    Stuff Made Here: write that down, write that down!

    • @terrorhuhn9192
      @terrorhuhn9192 Před 2 lety

      well.. its just to unusual to have the stuff to pick it.. if its going to be ususal, there will be tools to pick it ^^

    • @Blobbyo25
      @Blobbyo25 Před 2 lety +14

      Thing is, this wouldn't be an original concept and he wanted to try and approach the project with no prior knowledge of locks. It's what made his original locks actually very impressive and difficult to pick (lpl didn't actually pick any of them he just exploited other weaknesses which are more easily removed)

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed Před rokem +3

      @@terrorhuhn9192 Yeah, you could build a very specialized tool that could open this easy. I have some ideas about the design. But such a tool would never be proliferated beyond a handful of ethical enthusiasts with a high degree of manufacturing capability who would never try to pick a lock they didn't own themselves. It would never have a commercial market, so they'd have to be custom made by said enthusiasts, and even if the plans were made available publicly, no criminal would spend the time and money to custom build their own for a lock they're probably never going to see in the real world anyway. The threat model becomes a state actor with an unlimited budget and they're probably not targeting you unless you're doing something very illegal or very unusual. And that that point, what is the chances for a sneak-and-peek over more kinetic alternatives by some tier 1 types at 3 AM ending with you in a head bag or body bag? If they wanted to do a sneak-and-peek, I'm sure they could always just destroy the lock, replace it with an identical one, and you wouldn't know the difference anyway. Heck, they could replace your whole door. They'd get things down even to the scuff marks and paint chips. Is there a weaker part in your security, such inadequate intrusion detection? A lock this good is only good for forcing a destructive entry so you can file a police report and insurance claims. Or, for simple enjoyment by lock nerds who like knowing they have one of the most secure locks on the market. I would say the latter is the majority of Bowley's current customer base.

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 Před 8 měsíci

      Stuff made a similar concept where the pins weren't accessible to picking, although he used a different method to achieve that. It was actually quite a good design. He didn't know enough about bypass methods to guard for them though so that's how lpl got through it. With some tweaks it would be a good lock.

  • @JDHood
    @JDHood Před 4 lety +5240

    Customer: "Hey Mr. Banker, why do you have two separate safe doors, side-by-side on your vault?"
    Mr. Banker: "The first one had a Bowley lock and we lost the keys. It was the easiest solution..."

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 4 lety +61

      Jokes aside, this doesn't look too hard to brute force through if you really want to

    • @DavidFMayerPhD
      @DavidFMayerPhD Před 4 lety +544

      @@georgiykireev9678 Sufficient brute force will destroy ANY lock. Think diamond drill or plasma cutter. The point of the lock is to make you use brute force.

    • @jeffreywilliamson4863
      @jeffreywilliamson4863 Před 4 lety +122

      Ever see the episode of The Andy Griffith Show where they forget the combination to the safe so they install a screen door in the alley to get in? Hilarious.

    • @ChickenPermissionOG
      @ChickenPermissionOG Před 4 lety +7

      Their lock was easily picked.

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 Před 3 lety +38

      @@DavidFMayerPhD personally, i'd go for a sledgehammer... if you hit it downwards, you're only fighting 2 parts, depending on what they use to lock the loop in place, it could be easier than cutting the loop or drilling the body

  • @RinsuPrimrose
    @RinsuPrimrose Před 5 lety +6953

    When the lock cost more than your bike

    • @maxnye5693
      @maxnye5693 Před 5 lety +501

      Use a lock to lock up the lock

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 Před 5 lety +259

      you put the lock on your bike, and another lock so they can't steal the lock.

    • @majan6267
      @majan6267 Před 5 lety +73

      When i got myself a new bike after the old one was stolen, i decided to go at least 1:4 so my 500€ bike is now protected by a 125€ Abus Granit lock

    • @Sadreath
      @Sadreath Před 5 lety +59

      @@majan6267 And 500€ is not even a lot for a bike. You can easily spend thousands for a bike. Now put in some E-bike components and you are looking at a 3000-5000€ bike if you want premium everything.

    • @danielgillan4489
      @danielgillan4489 Před 5 lety +5

      Yeah should be 1 1/4.

  • @frostbite0707
    @frostbite0707 Před 2 lety +52

    I really like locks with exotic keys because it often means that you need a much rarer tool or skill set to open it. Which makes it much more secure.

  • @raterus
    @raterus Před 3 lety +107

    Can you imagine the excitement when the Bowley lock company saw his video and he couldn't pick it!

    • @nunyabidness5380
      @nunyabidness5380 Před 2 lety +11

      They gave him the smaller door lock before thus and he went down the list of picking method and why they wouldn't work.
      Bowley is the gold standard of unpickable

    • @daviidon
      @daviidon Před rokem +3

      He couldn't pick the original so they already knew he couldn't pick the upgraded version.

    • @vasiovasio
      @vasiovasio Před 11 měsíci

      Tears in their eyes! :)

  • @mrr0r508
    @mrr0r508 Před 5 lety +6699

    Never knew I had a lock fetish until I found this channel.

  • @actionpants9794
    @actionpants9794 Před 4 lety +2793

    Bowley: has U shaped key that’s nearly unpickable
    Also bowley: another one

    • @m2mdohkun
      @m2mdohkun Před 4 lety +17

      W ones

    • @EdwardDowner
      @EdwardDowner Před 3 lety +23

      A double U shape is you will ;']

    • @thijewissema6412
      @thijewissema6412 Před 3 lety +13

      next up three u's

    • @nathand.9969
      @nathand.9969 Před 3 lety +38

      Also Bowley: And ya know what, add a spool pin and serrated pin just in case somebody manages to get a pick in there, just to make it that much harder.

    • @aurunemaru
      @aurunemaru Před 3 lety +9

      they could also slap in some pin traps like video 1181, that would be overkill tho

  • @jon-paulchartier8856
    @jon-paulchartier8856 Před 2 lety +36

    I think it's the first time I've heard LPL give a compliment to a lock. The engineering on this thing is awe inspiring. I'm a mechanic and this is so interesting to me!

  • @altercaze
    @altercaze Před 3 lety +76

    “A very nice product.” Some of the few lines LPL will say... means like Medal of Honor for locks.

  • @Daytonaman675
    @Daytonaman675 Před 5 lety +2175

    Probably easier to attack the chain at that point.

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana Před 5 lety +60

      yeah tough luck 'cos if you're going to steal a bike you're more likely to come prepared with lock breaking tools, and breaking a chain with a ramset sounds pretty impossible to me.

    • @rangamans1060
      @rangamans1060 Před 5 lety +148

      Certainly the weakest link

    • @will2998
      @will2998 Před 4 lety +109

      better yet, dismantle the bike and sell it part by part

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 Před 4 lety +82

      I think it's cheaper to cut a section off the bike rack and steal the bike lock and chain together

    • @jessenen
      @jessenen Před 4 lety +24

      @@mx_nana_banana I've heard the battery powered angle grinder being used

  • @RKDriver
    @RKDriver Před 4 lety +1732

    This thing is going to need a special "Tool that BosnianBill and I designed" to pick it.

    • @GioJonnhyK
      @GioJonnhyK Před 2 lety +7

      Hahahahahuhhuhahhhuahuaahuha

    • @coldclimb
      @coldclimb Před 2 lety +7

      That's what I was thinking. Maybe a cable-pulled rake?

    • @samburke8595
      @samburke8595 Před 2 lety +4

      Unfortunately, it'll never happen....

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 Před 2 lety +10

      Guts theme plays when you realize BosnianBill will never design a tool with LPL again

    • @knaea
      @knaea Před 2 lety

      @@RealCoolstriker64 hhhhhhhhhwhy?

  • @Dahxelb
    @Dahxelb Před 3 lety +37

    when I found this channel I were wondering if there was a lock he couldn't (or at least wouldn't try to) lockpick, and now I found a video. I feel like I have just experienced the satisfaction of scratching an itch I didn't even know I had.

  • @hauthesun
    @hauthesun Před 3 lety +89

    I don't even care about locks, but for some reason you somehow make me binge-watch lock videos

  • @Wulfjager
    @Wulfjager Před 4 lety +2350

    as an apprentice machinist, i can appreciate the cuts and finishes of the parts, great lock! now to use it to lock up my $40 walmart bike

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 Před 4 lety +279

      Don't worry, the lock will not be damaged.
      They'll break the bike and steal the lock.

    • @Frosty301289
      @Frosty301289 Před 3 lety +94

      dont be suprised if you find your bike flexed apart and the lock being gone

    • @Napocapo12
      @Napocapo12 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Cenentury0941 I’ll

    • @scottnavarro1538
      @scottnavarro1538 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Cenentury0941 sa

    • @Bluey1698
      @Bluey1698 Před 3 lety +2

      Did I ask about your stupid ass Walmart bike

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ Před 3 lety +6646

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that this one is probably the closest a lock will ever get to being “pickproof” in a long time.
    Edit: I’d like to reiterate that I said PICK-proof. A cutting wheel and a blowtorch is not lock picking

    • @julian2804
      @julian2804 Před 3 lety +28

      @@abrother9821 I was boutta mention this video 😁

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 Před 3 lety +123

      @@abrother9821 Even if the Stuff Made Here lock turns out to be pickable, I doubt it will be pickable with any existing, well known methods.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 3 lety +59

      @@abrother9821 The avarice of "it's unpickable if it doesn't have a key." That's what bypassing is for, friend.

    • @TarDeisa
      @TarDeisa Před 3 lety +136

      The thing is, that this here is a commercially mass produceable lock, while the stuff made here one is so incredibly specific and has so many unreliable parts, that you cant realistically mass produce it

    • @-who_took_the_name-5199
      @-who_took_the_name-5199 Před 3 lety +15

      I mean arent digital looks pickproof
      Even tho most have some sort of exploitable thing

  • @VortoMundus
    @VortoMundus Před rokem +7

    I think that Bowley's willingness to let LPL disassemble their lock on video speaks to the excellence of the design. Whats really smart about it is if you were to invent a pick for this, it would somehow have to be able to push in, then BACK DOWN the lock and still be able to push the pins in... and even if you COULD make a pick that complex, the components would be so thin that torsioning the lock would make them snap. It's impeccable engineering.

  • @joegfjh
    @joegfjh Před 7 měsíci +3

    I own a Bowley 543 in hardened Stainless and I can say after 2 years outdoors in the Pacific Northwest with once weekly use, it still looks as good as the day I bought it. Beautifully made product and as LPL says, the key is much more robust than it appears. Great conversation piece for many people, lock nerds, machinists, people in high theft areas...

  • @AeroPR
    @AeroPR Před 5 lety +756

    11mm shackle! Awesome as it means it will work in most self storage units. What people don't realize is that if a lock can be picked leaving no signs, your insurance won't pay. Forced entry will be required to bypass this. This lock defeats storage places with rotten employees or managers.

    • @ChickenPermissionOG
      @ChickenPermissionOG Před 4 lety

      I doubt that.

    • @NateB
      @NateB Před 3 lety +12

      I didn't think of that. It'll at least make it less of an easy target than someone else's storage. Motion sensors that "phone home" are probably better, though.

    • @blackopsy9
      @blackopsy9 Před 3 lety

      @Robert Slackware Ye olde Silence of the Lambs storage setup

    • @petrgrebenicek1067
      @petrgrebenicek1067 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ChickenPermissionOG that is absolutly correct. Without any sign of damage on lock insurance company won't pay you.
      Luckilly thiefs know that and usually make sure there are visible scratches (made after succesful lock picking) just so your insurance company pays you.
      What is the source of that? Thiefs who got caught tella the police and that part of information (after the case is closed) is not secret so they told to tv/news reporters.

    • @eustacehendrix9659
      @eustacehendrix9659 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ChickenPermissionOG Why doubt it? You think insurance will pay without an investigation? Claim are rejected if there's no clear proof. Insurance companies are businesses not charity.

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 Před 4 lety +954

    Imagine him going to one of the bridges where there are a bunch of lovelocks. He is there and after like 5 min all lovelocks gone.

    • @Dragonfury3000
      @Dragonfury3000 Před 3 lety +25

      Probably he can make money off that

    • @Cody_Ramer
      @Cody_Ramer Před 3 lety +99

      There are people that are paid to cut the locks off as the weight could cause a collapse if left alone too long.

    • @sarasotauptoseattle
      @sarasotauptoseattle Před 3 lety +40

      I was just at one of those bridges. I was able to get two locks without any tools.

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 Před 3 lety +25

      @@sarasotauptoseattle Were those two locks ones where you just put something inside and jiggle it around and it opens? So basically were they Master Locks?

    • @sarasotauptoseattle
      @sarasotauptoseattle Před 3 lety +50

      @@hulksmash3429 No. They were combination padlocks. I didn't use any tools. I just put tension on the shackles and moved the dials until I felt them set, then "Presto".

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Před 3 lety +10

    Thanks to you, if I ever need a secure lock I will consider Bowley locks. Because they're just genius! Make the lock pick proof by adding in a mechanism where only the key can get access to the pins? Brilliant!

  • @ohmahgawdfilms
    @ohmahgawdfilms Před 2 lety +1

    I started lock picking recently thanks to this channel. And I have found a lot of joy in this hobby. That being said, I've never had a nerd gasm like I have after seeing this lock.

  • @justing6270
    @justing6270 Před 4 lety +724

    Lockpickinglawyer: doesn't even attempt to pick the lock
    Me: I'll take your entire stock

    • @bazil4146
      @bazil4146 Před 2 lety +4

      $163 US is pretty expensive though

    • @lorrainevillano3797
      @lorrainevillano3797 Před 2 lety +5

      @@bazil4146 the joy of the security arms race.
      And whatever it's locking to needs to be as strong as the lock.

  • @oicmorez4129
    @oicmorez4129 Před 5 lety +3758

    "five quarters of an inch"
    wtf guys, this is really getting out of control

    • @noahy.9827
      @noahy.9827 Před 5 lety +94

      Annoy-o-tronino Kripperino cracked me up this is funny af

    • @ericy1817
      @ericy1817 Před 5 lety +270

      Yeah, it's so improper.

    • @PandaMan937
      @PandaMan937 Před 5 lety +100

      Eric Y you could say it’s an improper fraction...

    • @ericy1817
      @ericy1817 Před 5 lety +174

      @@PandaMan937 That's the joke.

    • @OhFishyFish
      @OhFishyFish Před 5 lety +265

      Wait till you try adjusting your guitar neck and find an American manual talking about 7/64th of an inch..

  • @hiker64
    @hiker64 Před 3 lety +8

    I love technology like this. Fascinating the amount of science and tech that goes into creating a mechanical device. That said if that was a key you had on your keyring, it looks like those two "hooks" might snag on everything... clothing, etc.

  • @lukis85
    @lukis85 Před 2 lety

    Such a beautifully designed piece of work and without a keen eye the likelihood of someone breaking into it is just so minimal that you would not even have to worry.

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 Před 5 lety +2029

    -canadian lock
    -measured in inches

    • @BMikeAD
      @BMikeAD Před 5 lety +140

      We use both here.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před 5 lety +126

      @@BMikeAD actually good point. in a workshop I know of in canada, the main measure is inches, so American machinery can be used. which makes sense for a machined lock...

    • @dlee6985
      @dlee6985 Před 5 lety +100

      j Walster that’s not the reason we use imperial. Canada is not fully metric due to our roots being tied to the UK (before they were metric) and our close proximity to the US so when they began the conversion to metric in the 70’s there was a lot of resistance so it’s a big mish mash of both. We use kilometres instead of miles and litres instead of gallons at gas stations but when talking about length and weight, we usually use feet/inches and pounds. Height, weight, how much you bench, the length of a room, size of your tv, length of a piece of lumber or a pool, etc. We use mainly imperial in government documents, even our height is listed in centimetres on our drivers licences but in everyday life we use imperial for height and weight.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 Před 5 lety +45

      @@dlee6985 Being Canadian can be complicated.

    • @Zachmman1997
      @Zachmman1997 Před 5 lety +39

      BMikeAD same in the USA. Science trades tend to use metric.

  • @CeTaa
    @CeTaa Před 3 lety +552

    OH MY GOD... My worst nightmare. A lock that he can't pick. This lock is too dangerous to exist

    • @Cailloumax
      @Cailloumax Před 3 lety +7

      He says the body is brass, meaning that you can destroy it with standard cutting tools

    • @dkb8125
      @dkb8125 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Cailloumax Non destructive, Not Everyone can break a lock on the go

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Cailloumax Yeah you can but your not gonna be very stealthy.

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Cailloumax That generates noise, and noise brings unwanted attention. Running around with tools big enough to break through this giant thing also attract some attention.

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 Před 3 lety +2

      Important word you're missing is "yet"

  • @GotNoPlanB
    @GotNoPlanB Před 2 lety +1

    Never thought i'd find these videos so enjoyedable but damn the random lock facts and the excitement watching you pick it hoping you fail but knowing you're going to open it everytime is a thrill.

  • @jeffperron3915
    @jeffperron3915 Před 3 lety +170

    I feel like if I bought this lock I'd have to buy a safe to put the lock in to protect the lock

    • @tomhsia4354
      @tomhsia4354 Před 3 lety +14

      A safe with a quadruple (cross-shaped) Bowley lock.

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 Před 2 lety +6

      the lock is only like 150$ about. Its expensive but its not crazy expensive for a high security lock. You use this for applications where the thing youre protecting is worth far more than 150$, maybe something like a storage unit or shed, where the tools and materials you have inside are far more valuable.

    • @jeffperron3915
      @jeffperron3915 Před 2 lety

      @@eragon78 i feel like sarcasm is lost on you 😕

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jeffperron3915 its not, its just the internet, you can never tell when people are being sarcastic or not without things like voice infliction or facial reactions.
      Youd be surprised at the number of people on here who actually think dumb things that youd expect were sarcastic.

    • @lenovo762
      @lenovo762 Před 2 lety

      @@eragon78 Yeah right, a shed, where you can cut your way in with a pair of tin snips...lol

  • @DACFalloutRanger
    @DACFalloutRanger Před 6 lety +1191

    10:43 I love rare earth maggots

  • @zrty6512
    @zrty6512 Před 5 lety +3576

    I'm sad you didn't even try to pick it

    • @cuhleef
      @cuhleef Před 5 lety +957

      I'm sure it's because he can't because Bowley locks are crazy.

    • @caster269
      @caster269 Před 5 lety +1199

      He said in the video he’d need to make a custom tool to pick it so it’s probably a lot of work to make a tool that’d only be usable on a very specific lock.

    • @beloved_lover
      @beloved_lover Před 5 lety +616

      @@caster269 I think the u-shape pick also needs to be pin-specific because of the pin shield. You cannot pick all the pins with the same lenght tool. If there's a key, sure it's pickable, but I guess this would need 5 to 9 custom single picks and a lot of time.

    • @milenmilen3201
      @milenmilen3201 Před 5 lety +135

      He can't.

    • @index7787
      @index7787 Před 5 lety +295

      He can't yet, no one can. They will eventually.

  • @garyb2392
    @garyb2392 Před 3 lety +3

    This is definitely one to get! TY! For giving this lock company some exposure !

  • @DrEtzor
    @DrEtzor Před 3 lety +49

    LPL : "It weighs 3 pounds"
    Macbook users : *spitting their coffee*

  • @Zothaqqua
    @Zothaqqua Před 3 lety +418

    The elegance of this lock really puts me in a good mood about human beings in general. Also, thanks for keeping your channel and videos simple: no music, no swirling logos, just the good stuff.

    • @mischievousone3421
      @mischievousone3421 Před 2 lety +10

      remember, it is because of humans that this lock was needed in the first place

    • @ahmedmourad1683
      @ahmedmourad1683 Před rokem +1

      @@mischievousone3421 exactly

  • @cherrify3498
    @cherrify3498 Před 4 lety +1380

    LPL: *something about pins*
    Me, who has no idea what he's talking about But likes his content anyway: :)

  • @CBronsons
    @CBronsons Před 3 lety +11

    12 minutes?? wow this is gonna be good

  • @andyg2456
    @andyg2456 Před 3 lety

    I say this in the best way possible. Your videos are amazing for helping me go to bed, perfect background noise.

  • @tunglamduong3000
    @tunglamduong3000 Před 5 lety +562

    This key legit look like a keyblade design that could be used in Kingdom Hearts 3.

  • @edwiles9237
    @edwiles9237 Před 4 lety +81

    You know the locks good when the videos over 5 mins

  • @applepie9806
    @applepie9806 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow, the first time I seen LPL's approval while browsing through the channel

  • @Deadknight67
    @Deadknight67 Před 3 lety +4

    It's the first video were I see you being the lawyer and defending the lock instead of being the judge and sentencing it to the trash can.

  • @NitromantoHDTR
    @NitromantoHDTR Před 4 lety +206

    I love how he doesn't even attempt to lockpick it.

    • @GR20000
      @GR20000 Před 2 lety +13

      I think the short answer is that he could do it, but he would need to build a custom tool to actually access the pins.

    • @NitromantoHDTR
      @NitromantoHDTR Před 2 lety +3

      @@GR20000 That's true, although I did watch this when I first started watching his videos so I didn't know the amount of skill that this guy has.

    • @CamdalftheGreat
      @CamdalftheGreat Před 2 lety +1

      @@GR20000 couldn't you just make a key?

    • @mhx5071
      @mhx5071 Před 2 lety +1

      @@CamdalftheGreat he mentions in 636 how difficult it is to impression

    • @CamdalftheGreat
      @CamdalftheGreat Před 2 lety

      @@mhx5071 thanks! I'll check it out

  • @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
    @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 Před 3 lety +133

    Lockpickers: I have no remorse, and nothing bothers me at night.
    Bowley lock: *are you sure*?

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar Před 3 lety

    Leaving a like and a comment for the recounted back-and-forth concerning the shackle. That sort of insight is exactly why we come here

  • @dadedubbledee
    @dadedubbledee Před 3 lety

    Beautifully made and well thought mechanism

  • @bladerunner12
    @bladerunner12 Před 5 lety +277

    Imagine getting your headphone cable in your pocket all tangled up in that key.

    • @eyescream5313
      @eyescream5313 Před 4 lety +10

      That would be utterly horrible. I'd end up cutting the headphones off and getting new ones! Lol. 😅😂

    • @TheShizzlemop
      @TheShizzlemop Před 4 lety +13

      @@Chetanarora2308 what? i cant hear you, i have my airpods in.
      also not sure if you're joking about it or not, but wireless in-ear headphones have been a thing for a while and apples suck just as much as the rest

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN Před 4 lety +7

      That is why the keyring goes into ur left pocket and ur phone WITH the headphones I to the right pocket of ur pants. This way it can be easily avoided and wouldnt even have to shed 2 brain cells to come up with that idea.

    • @Stalinshounds
      @Stalinshounds Před 4 lety +2

      Chetan Kumar apple created a problem and gave it an expensive solution

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 Před 4 lety

      @@MoundN it's a joke. Don't get triggered.

  • @altercaze
    @altercaze Před 4 lety +180

    LPL: This is a very nice product.
    Me: Just ordered one even I have no use for it.

    • @shadesilverwing0
      @shadesilverwing0 Před 3 lety +13

      Did you ever find a use for it?

    • @dkb8125
      @dkb8125 Před 3 lety +2

      Still waiting if you found a use

    • @altercaze
      @altercaze Před 3 lety +25

      It’s going up on my Christmas tree this year.

    • @eness379
      @eness379 Před 3 lety

      @@altercaze ok

    • @NyxTheNerd
      @NyxTheNerd Před 3 lety +10

      @@altercaze that's one secure tree

  • @Uneke
    @Uneke Před 3 lety

    That lock is a MONSTER!
    And their cores are pretty smart

  • @peterbabicki8252
    @peterbabicki8252 Před 2 lety +2

    No idea how I got here or why I'm watching these, but carry on.

  • @SyntheticFuture
    @SyntheticFuture Před 3 lety +62

    My dad always said: "if someone put it together, I can take it apart"
    This man is that saying on steroids XD

  • @brandonhultgren5776
    @brandonhultgren5776 Před 4 lety +74

    Add two more tines and this will start looking much closer to the key from Fifth Element.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 3 lety +8

      He's actually had some old European locks that looked very similar to that one.

  • @Dragongaga
    @Dragongaga Před 11 měsíci +1

    Oh, I finally understood what he meant by "You will dump a lot of pins" in regards to disassembling it while it's unlocked. The actuator goes in a hole that is just big enough for the ball bearings to fit through, so when the lock is unlocked, the ball bearings are stuck to the magnet of the actuatory and if you try to pull out the locking mechanism, the lock will gut itself because you're effectively pull the bible off the core, which is being held inside the lock body by the bearings. If the lock is locked, the bearings are out of the way and stay inside the lock nody while you pull out the mechanism

  • @berylviarisdelesegno4915
    @berylviarisdelesegno4915 Před 3 lety +2

    This is close to the 5th element's key. I love it! It's a beauty!

  • @bobfallis
    @bobfallis Před 6 lety +477

    I think it would be a good option to have the lock without any company or other identifiers on it. Reason being, might prevent someone from looking up videos on how to pick or otherwise circumvent the lock.

    • @Ultrawide_Gameplays_Channel
      @Ultrawide_Gameplays_Channel Před 6 lety +111

      Matte black Bowley STEALTH variant

    • @orion8981
      @orion8981 Před 6 lety +266

      About the only way anybody is going to be circumventing this lock is with a quarter stick of dynamite.

    • @SeanJonesYT
      @SeanJonesYT Před 6 lety +94

      Haha no one will pick this lock man.

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists Před 5 lety +13

      zwz • zdenek Honestly I think it'd be interesting to see if a theif tries and fails and possibly gets caught instead of moving to easier targets to steal from.

    • @kamilkoczurek484
      @kamilkoczurek484 Před 5 lety +83

      I don't think any thief, even unaware of what lock he's facing, would spend more than a minute on this before figuring out that he doesn't stand a chance.

  • @o_-_o
    @o_-_o Před 6 lety +898

    RAMSET?
    No, no no!!!
    Don't touch her holiness
    with that violent rod.

    • @fracturedhearts3734
      @fracturedhearts3734 Před 6 lety +25

      I see you're Ramset and raise you a Cut Devil.

    • @jaednhowlar2359
      @jaednhowlar2359 Před 5 lety +42

      Challenges must be presented in haiku format

    • @__The_Real_V__
      @__The_Real_V__ Před 5 lety +5

      I see your silly tools, and raise you with , Gallium

    • @forrestmorgan3222
      @forrestmorgan3222 Před 5 lety

      @@fracturedhearts3734 Broko Rod etc. ALL of these have SPECIAL penalties for use.

    • @fracturedhearts3734
      @fracturedhearts3734 Před 5 lety +5

      Any of you all know what a Cut Devil is? Its a splitting maul but for railroad track.

  • @wastingtimeonthenet
    @wastingtimeonthenet Před 2 lety

    I have just had my first play with my Genesis Set. I picked the lock on our bike store in less than 15 seconds. It is the first time I have ever picked a lock. I think I am going to enjoy this hobby (and will be going out soon to buy a better lock).

  • @PoloABD
    @PoloABD Před rokem +3

    Yes, as others have said, the lock is likely to be more attractive than the possessions it’s protecting.

  • @JonSmithchannel
    @JonSmithchannel Před 3 lety +56

    “Bigger isn’t always better” .. spoken like a true gentleman

    • @northwiebesick7136
      @northwiebesick7136 Před 3 lety +4

      Or spoken by someone who works for Men In Black... Or by women for that matter, as I'm sure at least a few feel that way...

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird Před 5 lety +262

    As far as the key goes even if it is strong and won’t break I would honestly worry about it getting fought on something. I wouldn’t mind seeing like a rubber cap or something for the key

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs Před 5 lety +5

      Always Bolt the Bird want break huh? Hold my beer

    • @mckstellar1005
      @mckstellar1005 Před 5 lety +19

      Should have a rubber cap come with it with all the money it costs

    • @derpsterio2917
      @derpsterio2917 Před 4 lety +11

      The design makes it get caught on stuff such as rubber bands, another Keychain if you have multiple, hair ties if your female and use them, etc. Rubber cap would be great

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone Před 4 lety +5

      Its an intersting design, but fuck having that thing in yer pocket

  • @simonsteindl8781
    @simonsteindl8781 Před 3 lety +1

    By the way, I love your orderly way of presentation. It’s royal, really

  • @Sebastianlopez-sx4st
    @Sebastianlopez-sx4st Před 2 lety

    Picked my first lock while watching this, that click hits different when you the one doing it

  • @rollerfox88
    @rollerfox88 Před 3 lety +43

    This may be one of my favourite LPL videos just because you can tell how excited he is to be playing with a new toy :) Always fun watching him tear apart a terrible lock, but seeing this is definitely a highlight too.

  • @annaruyer4681
    @annaruyer4681 Před 6 lety +343

    I love this Lock, this is what I call a Lock.

  • @nbaua3454
    @nbaua3454 Před 3 lety

    This is the most interesting video of all the LPL videos so far.. it explains how each component placement is critical inside the lock. Other videos are of course good, however we tend to know that the lock is going to be picked 😁. This wasn't a standard LPL video..nice one.

  • @holdenmarkymark33
    @holdenmarkymark33 Před 2 lety

    "... out of which to make locks"
    Thank you for not ending a sentence with a preposition!

  • @TheDjKhaleb
    @TheDjKhaleb Před 5 lety +537

    Person: I need a good lock to lock up my money
    *buys a lock with all the money he was wanting to lock up*
    Person: ok den

    • @victor93532
      @victor93532 Před 5 lety +1

      I've seen this somewhere before...

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx Před 5 lety +18

      Technically that’s what investing is. Put your money into something that’s worth money.

    • @seanshure
      @seanshure Před 4 lety +7

      @@zachbrown1630 what if I use a $225 dollar lock to protect my spare $225 lock what then master of answers

    • @ElectroDFW
      @ElectroDFW Před 3 lety +2

      Ah, yes, the Gift of the Magi parable.

  • @kalegarbanzo3830
    @kalegarbanzo3830 Před 3 lety +58

    This has to be the most pick proof lock that LPL has ever reviewed

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim Před 2 lety +2

      ...so it would seem...
      +10 points for getting the reference.

    • @wfluxyy
      @wfluxyy Před 2 lety

      @@scottwpilgrim I don't get it

    • @That_Awesome_Guy1
      @That_Awesome_Guy1 Před rokem

      @@wfluxyy It's from pirates of the caribbean.

  • @danielcooke9974
    @danielcooke9974 Před 3 lety

    I looked at the thumbnail and love the look of that lock.

  • @KamranHaider
    @KamranHaider Před 3 lety

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Finally a padlock which is difficult to pick ☺️🙏

  • @Jake1973_
    @Jake1973_ Před 6 lety +359

    Lock porn, what a great design. This may have to be my first high dollar lock purchase.

    • @Isheian
      @Isheian Před 4 lety

      The deadbolt was mine.

  • @TheLockman28
    @TheLockman28 Před 6 lety +113

    That brass version is a real Beauty! Great video and Thanks for the shout out! =)

  • @toe2thaknee
    @toe2thaknee Před 3 lety

    never thought I'd say this about a lock, but... that is a gorgeous lock.

  • @rickb7229
    @rickb7229 Před 8 měsíci

    Good luck putting all that back together.

  • @Spooms1961
    @Spooms1961 Před 4 lety +405

    So....you would recommend this one to lock up my lunchbox (I make the best chicken and salad sandwiches)?

    • @stephenwoods2900
      @stephenwoods2900 Před 4 lety +19

      Preston Henson Oh, is that just an Australian delicacy? Salad is iceberg lettuce, slice of tomato, some onion, some grated carrot, some avocado, a couple of slices of sweet beetroot and some mayonnaise! Of course it can contain anything you prefer!

    • @themadredking5235
      @themadredking5235 Před 4 lety +4

      Wait they don’t have those in the outer world?

    • @corbeaudejugement
      @corbeaudejugement Před 4 lety +6

      Preston Henson aussie thing. it’s exactly what it sounds like: a salad on bread

    • @Klimotine
      @Klimotine Před 4 lety +4

      @@stephenwoods2900 intresting here in America we iust have chicken salad and tuna salad

    • @oceanmanat6AM
      @oceanmanat6AM Před 3 lety +3

      no to strong to steal by pick. will drill your lunchbox and steal the sandwich. I want it. I will get it.

  • @rob9472
    @rob9472 Před 5 lety +142

    Given that they are Canadian I find it obligatory to quote AvE that it's "skookum as frig"

    • @opinionatedman
      @opinionatedman Před 4 lety +18

      Costs quite a few doll hairs though.

    • @MrPeelcam
      @MrPeelcam Před 4 lety +4

      Wtf is happening here?!

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Před 4 lety +4

      @@MrPeelcam IDK.. I assume some Canadian cult tradition.

    • @MrPeelcam
      @MrPeelcam Před 4 lety +3

      @@bloodlove93 I'm from Canada and im glad I'm not part of this cult. I'm sorry.

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MrPeelcam hmm... Should a trust a Canadian that they aren't part of a Canadian cult?... IDK... Seems suspicious.
      Haha I'm just kidding, I have no clue what's going on, I'm just joking around because I'm bored.
      Side note, go chug some syrup and say sorry to someone for absolutely no reason, this is what comedy media tells me you people do LMAO prove you're a normal Canadian and not a cult follower, cults never apologize. And they are far to bitter to enjoy sweet things like syrup, or so I'd like to assume.

  • @toryknotts8026
    @toryknotts8026 Před 2 lety

    It's beautiful. Like a bar of gold(en) brass!

  • @sujalgvs987
    @sujalgvs987 Před 3 lety +8

    "While the lock nerd in me would really love to see something thicker, i do have to acknowledge that bigger isn't always better..... "

  • @ChrisAhrensLHG
    @ChrisAhrensLHG Před 6 lety +7

    Beautiful design I love the simplicity of it. Vey nice lock

  • @deeprecce9852
    @deeprecce9852 Před 4 lety +5

    After so many videos, finally one that is hard enough to even attempt to pick!!

  • @JonathanLaRiviere
    @JonathanLaRiviere Před 3 lety

    This wasn’t the ASMR we thought we wanted, but it’s the ASMR we needed.

  • @aarronwootton
    @aarronwootton Před 3 lety

    Now I want to watch you put it back together!

  • @amneziaxeaster-gaming382
    @amneziaxeaster-gaming382 Před 3 lety +5

    It’s the first time for me that a lock impress me that much, there’s so many features and complex security thing to discourage thieft

  • @anthonyworrall6799
    @anthonyworrall6799 Před 6 lety +5

    What a great video, a joy to watch and listen to. Thank you for sharing your knowledge.
    Tony
    West Wales Locksmiths

  • @tamalodg196
    @tamalodg196 Před rokem +1

    Those dang ball bearings (that lock the shackle) are a pain in the rear to get back into the lock, lol there fun as the holes in the hole there don't sit right at the bottom. I own a Stainless 543 lock and had a lot of fun getting those back in without the other one falling out lol its fun! Other than that the locks are a absolute beast! Plus like others have said the keys are one of the strongest keys I've ever seen and made totally of solid steel!

  • @jinxrides8462
    @jinxrides8462 Před 3 lety +20

    "You couldn't break these if you tried, unless maybe if you had tools."
    *Breaks key*
    ... Well that's gonna do it for this episode.