One knife to ruler them all
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This is probably why they dont teach maths in prison.
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"Did you stab that man?"
"No, I was just measuring his guts."
Well how long was it?
Understandable have a nice day
@@commodoreducky1895 He had foot-long guts!
I thought I measured wrong, so I had to check again.
@@commodoreducky1895 *that's what she said.*
@@nickxenix ok lemme just *plays bass boosted The Office Theme.*
Now make a ruler using a knife.
Nani is it revers day or some shit
become* a ruler using a knife
Celivalg oh no
@Celivalg reminds me of Chara
@@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA pfft xD
There was a knife awareness about how 2cm can kill somebody so this would help that person to hit the certain measurement for a kill.
Lmao
Lol
next we're gonna ban baseball bats because a robber might get internal bleeding from a concussion and die wouldn't want the guy attacking you to be seriously harmed now would we?
Damn good thing I don't have 2 cm
@@crispylizard8295 Most people just want your stuff you crackhead, not everyone is trying to kill you
_”That’s not a knife....Now THIS, this is a knife.”_
Doctor Bright You got That knife gun I asked for you know . The glock with a knife handle that fires knives when the trigger is pulled?
So hows 682s containment going?
Since when were you allowed CZcams privileges, Dr Bright?
Godammit bright that's it no internet for a week - message from 05-10
I see you’ve played knifey spooney before
Cuts cutting board
*WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*
Just waiting to megamind to show up
WITH CUTTING BOARD
wOkE
Stop you’ve violated the law
NANI?!?!
FBI OPEN UP!
Finally, I can accurately cut someone within an inch of their life!
Cursed comment
NerdCuddles yes
Put me in the screen shot so my parents might finally love me
I only know you exist from reddit.
That joke ruled!
if you were wondering the name of the piano song it called " Nocturne in E-Flat Major, Op. 9 No.2"
I was, thank you! :)
Piece* lol, but actually his son played it pretty well
So this channel is great, but this idea is actually one of the coolest ideas ive seen (even if it is a joke)
So i am a crafter and i work with foam and clay often. A ruler knife would allow me to make cuts at specific depths without having to measure normally which takes a ton of time. Thank you for the idea!!!!!
Did you end up creating a better version of the ruler knife to help with your arts? I would like an update on how it has worked for you.
@@epiccringe5235 i actually completely forgot about this 😭😭 ty for reminding me haha!
@@Aaron-oe8xw Did you end up creating a better version of the ruler knife to help with your arts? I would like an update on how it has worked for you.
@@alyero6341 unfortunatley i totally forgot about this again. I'm gunna put the shit in my amazon cart right now lol. Ill try to make an update when i get started
Hey mate, did you perhaps forget again?
My classmates liked it so much that when i pulled it out of my backpack they started screaming
In Australia, we don’t have school shootings, we have school shivvings
I legit lol
hmm
Congrats dude. You are on Reddit with a meme with over 5.1k upvotes
Underrated comment right here.
The Piano Song Is:
*Chopin - Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2*
i thank you from the bottom of my heart i have been looking for this coment
Chopin deez nuts
James thx I was looking for it
@@mental_breakdance7227 not funny didn't laugh
Poor boy
It hase been many years, but finally i have foumd my way back to this channel. It took so long to find it, but finally it paid of.
3:19
I won’t lie. I thought he was gonna pull out his phone, and just sniff himself a casual everyday Twitter argument.
Thats too toxic for a normal person, he needs his braincells alive to work on more projects
@@alphaqhard121
Shoot, you’re right.
This guy has such an amazing sense of humour, he doesn’t force his joke to make them funny
Sad Vibes what if he’s not joking tho😳
c'mon that joke is funny
*Pumped up kicks intensifies*
Josh A do be Radical sadical
420 noice
It was my favorite knife to bring to math class until I remembered don’t bring a knife to a gunfight
Jojo
America
r/HolUp
Haahaahaahahahaahhahhah
Wait what!??!
dont bring a melee weapon to a spearfight either.
knives are stupid. like depressed swords than never went through puberty
At least you can use to measure how deep the wound is with the blood on the knife
I never expected such skill to go into a bootleg shiv
When your knives handle is better at puncturing the target than the blade does
Australia is truly upside down
your and knife's
Also "are" instead of "work" sounds more sensible
@@lordwunglerbeckett grammer nazi
Lord Wungler Beckett it is knives :)
@@simfony8585 I can't see how plural applies here
Lord Wungler Beckett
*the plural
*applies
;)
Dude that piano playing was the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen
do you know what song it was?
Rhodesian Wojak Op. 9 No. 2 by Chopin
It's quite a lot of fun to play too. Still need to get the left hand down though
@@SilentRecon thanks m8
He Made a lot of mistakes. If you want to hear a better version look it up on yt
Knowing how expensive rope is, watching him cut it broke my heart a little bit.
one guy wasting a rope for a stupid youtube video is nowhere near the financial waste that is used on government defense and tax breaks for the super rich. perspective is important.
When you really want to know how deep the stab wound is
Don’t forget to feed your Piano guy
They don't need food
Lol I actually forgot to when I was on holiday and when I got back I could smell the rotting body in the basement so I had to get rid of it before my parents came, lmao so yeah don’t forget
@@rk3340 Hahaha..... what
@@rk3340 cursed reply
Your breathing sounds like when somebody drinks bongwater.
Six months and no replies...
I just broke your streak
C B and then there were three
@@treeguy1503 four, actually.
@@pipduck2478 I'm five hours late
Lmao 😂
gotta love the overwatch font commitment from this guy.
Also you're looking really good today!
This channel really feels like a properly tied together family.
Oi, mate, you got a licence for that sexy bevel?!
of course mate. you think i would break the law?
@@Ididathing well...
I did a thing if u went to prison you would be the knowledge of all inmates
@@Ididathing what
JC Denton *nah not sure mate*
(under breath) *nawt sure wot that bloke were on about*
*him, Yoir nicked son*
*bloody hell*
Why did I write this?
I loved chlorine joke it brought me back to Old CZcams
I feel blessed now
69 likes haha nice
jimmy tran no go away
You don’t even need to cut it for it to be a knife. Too many kids in my school cut their hands with those rulers
It’s almost like the piano man is playing his final song before he dies
It's almost like that because it is like that.
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 r/wooosh
Guess you could say that he
He Played At His Funeral
@@nikkoyt3131 Bruh
@@nikkoyt3131 reddit moment
I think you might need to replace the piano; clearly that one is broken now. Or you know.. turn it into a knife.
Turning a piano into a pepper grinder
Human knivesssssssss I wonder if they will be tasteeeee I want steak now
think of all the knives you can make from that one piano
Piano string Damascus steel blade with black lacquered maple wood scales and piano ivory bolsters.👍
But the piano is okay... Plus it's relatively new so you could sell it for a few thousand bucks. Just saying
0:39 when you put most of your points into strength but none into dexerity
When he said piano boy after making the knife I thought he was about to test it’s penetration on him
Of course it went in the box backwards! Why would anything work how we actually want it to! 💜
Its cuz of Australia
Cephalon Ordis you can stab them with the pointy end
Or the end you hold
Or even stab-em-with-ya-d-
1986: We will have flying cars in the future
2019: *cutting a cutting board*
Mate we're in 2020
@@Driga_ The video was made in 2018, so you're both wrong
@Errrnald Slimjim Nah 3021
The comments on this make less and less sense the further down u go
The fact you may have "nicked" trudo's ruler makes this so much better.
"Don't ever ask about the ruler on that quiet kid"
"Hello?"
"911, What is your emergency?"
"I'd like to file a bevel, please."
This is underrated.
000*
Whats a b3vel
@@cringeperson2498 in this case, it's the angled portion of the blade that gives it it's sharpness.
@@henrikvtcodes oh i see thx im not excactly uhh from a country that knows what bevel is
"and works better the other way around" I lost it when you actually threw it through the box handle first. Reality is stranger than fiction I suppose.
Michael Cappelli most throwing knifes actually work with that, i’ve even done it to a tree
5:03 "One that will allow me to really measure up to the other youtubers out there"
Best pun I heard all week
“A knife to ruler them all”
I see what you did there
That was actually my ruler, just had bad dyslexia as a kid. Glad to see it's been put to good use!
Deadass?
That's funny asf
@@00chimininja80 Aliveass
MonoType shit comes from asssss
Legit
This is beautiful, I'm so glad I found your channel, and honestly CZcams needs more amazing people like you.
Thanks mate
THAT RULER HAS MY INITIALS
Brings a new meaning to "Measure twice, cut once"
This is one of the most useful and inspiring chanels I ever seen.
I find the Chanel 2.55 Handbag with Metallic Goatskin & Gold-Tone Metal
Multicolor to be more inspiring. And it's only $6500!
@@weegle. what?
__ it’s cuz he spelled channel wrong
I dunno why, but everytime I see a yamaha piano I just kinda smirk, thinking there is like a single sylinder in there or something
When you ask the quiet kid for a ruler
This takes me back to y7/8 design tech
It’s pretty ironic he used a cutting board for the handle of a knife
Now its a literal cutting board
O
cut* board
Wow! It's almost like that was the joke
Congratz dude, looks like your channels finally blown up. I swear that was 7k subs in one day.
Yeh 10 k in one day!
He got over 30k sub in two days
@@Ididathing Yea I just found your channel, great shit. I'm jelly.
Bro I couldn't be happier for you, it fills me with joy seeing people that put the work getting what they deserve.
@Ethan Hiers almost 200K
You did an 1924 move of the German's : C h l o r I N e
That Japanese channel who can make knifes out of water wants to know your location
The most amazing thing was the piano guy who played perfectly in time with the video, considering the cuts and accelerations
Oh a mate I think there’s something wrong with you’re suit, yea there’s a dead guy in it
I hope the suit isn’t a bunny
Edge of tomorrow, best movie ever
*your
With you are suit
Your, y u americans cant write like englush is my 2nd language and i still know it better than you lol
teacher: Youve been bad, your getting the ruler
person: (opens backpack) can I go first?
How great is it is it that 2 and a half years ago when he made this video he had 2k subs and now he has 1.86mil subs. Its well deserved
im 4 minutes in and just realized what the title meant
I wouldn't have gotten it if you didnt say that
IDidAThing:
“A ruler you don’t want to bring to maths”
America:
*laughs hysterically*
Bro you can’t have blades at school
Turn it into a gun and you are set
@@thebigsad.0339 no just make a bayonet
Caleb Smith smart
No, you don’t want to bring this to school in america. Everyone knows never to bring a knife to a gun fight.
@@nolansprojects2840 at least it can be used as a trow knife
Love your vids man keep up the good work
Maaan I love it when he says "hey guyn"
When the school has a battle royale or purge day I'll be prepared...
So just a regular day in American schools?
Nah, only every other Tuesday
As a piano player myself impressive just right timing and tempo and flow
Finally, the ruler for the rulers
I love this guy man he makes my day 100x better
Thanks Mary. Glad I could help
The passive aggressive commentary is what does it for me😂😂 and when the handle sticks in the box, his whole mood is priceless 😂
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones
I did a thing: I used the ruler to make a ruler sharp like a knife.
Back to school essentials
Man I'm happy that I found your channel a couple of months ago but I'm sad that I found your channel only a couple months ago...
He's the lad who stole my ruler wayy back when
Lmao
Time to measure stab wounds I have inflicted to my own classmates
**LAUGHS IN PUMPED UP KICKS*
Atleast your piano slave has good music taste
(Nocturne in E flat major - Chopin)
(AKA Chopin - Nocturne Op. 9 Nr.2)
Piano slave boy slaps
Close enough
That knife he made be Chopin! Amirite? I'll leave.
Thanks
kudos to the pianist in adding this video as background.
this is a bit fitting as background for the piano performance.
Omg I love you man, you have a special kind of humor my friend.
JT watching this like: "THATS WHERE MY RULER WENT!!!! "
Holy crap I'm going to be so proud when you at 5 mil subscription and I can say I knew you since 150,000
I feel like if someone suggested to make a light machine gun with lego spring launchers it would be the most normal idea from all of the idea's on this channel
I accidentally clicked on the video and "how you going" scared me so much
Making a knive out of a ruler
Is breaking the rules
Ok those are my initials and that looks like my handwriting too 😂😂
Beat him up he nicked your ruler
That’s my ruler I always hated plastic rulers
Uh oh
That’s confusing
Looper9898 must be
2952 subs and now millions 🎉🎉🎉
BTW I love your content 😜
Why not “The Ruler of all Knives”?
It was a lord of the rings reference
10/10 would use in Trigonometry class
I need this to rule the world
Nice puns👍🏻
I used to rule the world, centimetres measured when I gave the word.
Found you
Oh the chosen one
This is my favorite video the humor is immaculate
1:51--Once more, young Fitzpatrick!
“Measure” up to the great crafters
Doctor: " So what brings you to the ER today?"
Other guy: "I got stabbed with a ruler"
I dont think that's how the ER works
1:46
The piano sheet is chopin nocturne op. 9 no. 2
That is my ruler. I thought i lost it. i cannot believe you have done that
Bro what you gaining 10k subs in one day. Hope you reach 10 mil you're one of the best out here
he got 500k in about a month
“Now I can measure their defeat”
there's a legend that the piano man is still playing till this day!
dawg you are the best creater on this platform
Honestly one of my new favorite channels. I really hope you keep growing :)
thanks dude
Me: lauging at a guy who spilled epoxy all over and glued himself to a newspaper
Also me: spent last two days watching videos from this channel
I see what you're doing mate
My brother is so happy that when I touched him with the knife he feel asleep and never waked up.
Very good video, next make a cable damascus ruler
I am really impressed with your bevelling jig, that is genius.
That song ( Nocturne in e major) Was one of the reasons I watch your channel.
Hey that was my old ruler!
This man really just made the handle out of something that's supposed to cut things like fruits and vegetables I'm amazed