T**** Allowed Back On Twitter, Won't "Partake" In Special Counsel | Why Qatar Was A Bad Choice
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- čas přidán 20. 11. 2022
- Stephen learns about Jack Smith, the special prosecutor who may bring an indictment against the former president. Elsewhere, FIFA's decision to hold the World Cup in Qatar has proven to be a disaster. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Stephen reading out each "Dot, dot, dot" in the tweets from the Tangerine Palpatine was the best part!
*obnoxious nasally voice*👌🏻dot dot dot👌🏻 😂😂😂
daht daht dahht
I miss his T**** voice. It's hilarious
Tangerine Palpatine...I about died laughing, ty sir
I'd forgotten about the 'dot dot dot's and I kinda miss 'em 🥲
Really really hope we see some justice one day… so sick and tired of hearing about the same narcissists in the news every other day.
Same here!!
I hope you can hold your breath a loooooong time!
Agreed im tired of the airwaves airing orange clown.
Especially Elon Musk
Only every OTHER day?!
"I can't go back... To the DOT DOT DOTTT!" I burst out in laughter. Neither can I, Stephen.
do come back, Stephen. always here when we need you
This special counsel should have been appointed at LEAST a year ago. The delay of justice here is inexcusably despicable.
Merrick Garland trying not to be political by being political.
The delay of Justice anywhere is inexcusably despicable.
Just look at all the people spending years in jail, awaiting trial, because they can't afford to post bond, let alone an attorney
in his defense, it wasn't seen as a necessity until the clown declared his laughably obvious plan to run for office again.
Maybe, just maybe. They're all corrupt and conspiring against Trump and have nothing on him. Wild and crazy am I right? Rich people wouldn't lie to us about Trump. They're one of us right?
@@erichancock6815
it's a poor defense. trump's intent was obvious well in advance.
the more conspiratorially minded will suggest that garland waited for republicans to re-take the house in order to ensure his special counsel doesn't actually accomplish anything due to all the republican "oversight" (harassment) he's about to receive.
I can't think of a more perfect final nail for Twitter's coffin.
I hope Trump, Musk and Kanye all get what's coming to them.
It is also a nail in Truth social.
Oh, please.....Trump is probably already negotiating to take three bucks out of every eight dollar blue check fee for his return, leaving Nunez and all those Trough Sential investors high and dry.
The sword of Damocles
@@couragekarnga8735 yes a red hot poker stuck up their assholes
I find it very fitting that the new special counsel has experience prosecuting war criminals. Donnie must be crapping bricks!
Explain how trump is a war criminal without being in a war
@@Tony-723 Civil War!
No wonder Donnie's pooping his adult diaper! This guy is just a little scary!
@@Jamzocd he never committed a civil war lmao
@@Tony-723 they don't mean this literally lol 😂.
Next time a traffic cop pulls me over I shall tell him I will "not partake". Should work out well.
Turkeys don't look up at the rain, and certainly don't drown. First of all, their eyes face out to the sides, not forward, so they would look up by just tilting their head to the side.
If you meet one, they're very social and affectionate once they open up to someone, and love scritches under their wings. They're pretty much cats.
Thank you for saying this, it's 100% true. People should take their kids to the slaughterhouse like they take them apple and pumpkin picking. The disconnect from reality is real. Really disappointing monologue.
That part was unnecessary and cruel. Disappointed in this monologue.
Wild turkeys live in all weather and don’t drown either
T****** almost said “Trump Social” in the interview because he is not used to his company not having his name, which leads me to believe he wanted to call it Trump Social in the first place.
If there's anything we've learned in recent years, it's that "tRump" and "truth" are not interchangeable.🤥
U know he did!
"Troth Sential"
It's delicious, because you know he wants to go back on Twitter because Troth Sential has such tiny reach in comparison, but his ego won't allow him to let go of his cheap rip-off version because it's his.
Nailed it!!!!! 😂😂😂
@@simongiles9749 It is not only his ego. His investors required him to stay away from Twitter.
If Trump joins Twitter, his investors wll leave.
Honestly, The Lingering Orange Fart refusing to return to Twitter is honestly the perfect final chapter in this hilarious saga. The Flobfather and and his former wife in Twitter going down together is a match made in hell. And its, fittingly enough, going down in flames.
How stupid can Elon musk be genius and stupidity are brother and sister. He paid how many billions for his personal Twitter account when he already had it for free. This is probably for the best these two narcissists cannot coexist in the same space they would just cancel each other out.
I’m not the first one to notice that Kari Lake is probably auditioning to be the next Mrs. Trump. They deserve each other. Can you imagine the prenuptuals????
Quick! Who's got eight bucks to claim Old Unfaithful's authenticity check on Twitter. We could prank it by posting insightful and intelligent remarks that will make him look like a bigger idiot when he gets in front of a tv camera and opens his diarrhetic face hole.
@@Julesong that's the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life....and I was stationed in Berlin in 1961.....
@@Julesong Trump probably thinks she’s “too old”…he’d go for someone like Lauren Boebert
“We’ll donate our beer to the winning country.” Budweiser throwing shade at Qatar’s soccer team 🤣
Mexico, you heard them!
@@mslinda8456 If someone would get rid of the cans' contents and recycle the aluminum, that would probably be helpful.
You can literally see him shiit himself when he realized he couldn’t remember his own “social media
I _used_ to eat Thanksgiving leftovers, but then I quit cold turkey.
I use to get Christmas gifts, then the tree became ho! ho! HOLLOW.
I quit all turkeys. 😊🦃♥️
Not bad....but, with the plethora of nicotine patches, pills, lozenges and vape pens....the term "cold turkey" will soon go the way of "23-skidoo".
I like Thanksgiving leftovers!💁🏼♀️I yam what I yam 😐
ow
I’ll get excited when someone finally indicts him for one of the many crimes he’s committed. So far he’s getting away with everything.
There should be a national pool to bet on which indictment comes down first for Traitor tRump.
They say they have the evidence why not let it out? 🤔 they’re all in together.
I'm pulling for E Jean Carroll
@@gerardoulloa8320 Publicly releasing evidence you are collecting for an indictment and trial just makes it less likely you will get a conviction by tainting the jury pool. We will know what evidence has been collected after the special prosecutor has finished his job, same as what happens after every time a special prosecutor is appointed.
Also violated EVERY commandment yet is supported by the religious sect from hell.
I watched John Oliver’s show and according to him, 6,000 people died while building the stadiums, they wash themselves in toilet water, share a disgusting “kitchen”, and have bed bugs in their 8 person sleep areas. It’s beyond cruel and disgusting. To not offer basic sanitary needs is …. I don’t even know, my vocabulary doesn’t go that low. 😢
They also had their passports taken away so they could not even leave the country, and many have still not been paid.
FIFA fans don’t even care.
@@myguykaikai9215 it’s a horrible scenario all the way around. You can’t expect thousands of fans to see eye to eye but that’s what it would take to stand up to this heinous society. All the fans would have to agree their love of human rights is greater than their love of futbol and sadly, they won’t. They all get to go home and enjoy their rights and not think about it again.
Verbal: Give us 5 names of them? How the died? Any official statement from their government or embassy?
@@hassanbuali9923 you can find all that yourself if you don’t believe. It’s not my job to prove anything to you.
Worse than the lack of sanitation was they were not given water, in the desert! Worked long long hours, couldn’t complain, and didn’t get paid!!!!
Indictments and charges mean nothing.....when I hear "Guilty on all counts" I will celebrate!!!!
no more celebrations ever again, I suppose ;)
@@corbeau-_- you probably right
I started off ironically calling my coffee "covfefe" and now I can't stop. That word has lived rent free in my head ever since he tweeted it.
Same. I use it all the time. I hate that it came from the cheeto man.
Same. My husband and I both use it all the time. I'm so sorry.
@@Bolero1961 My Pillow Mike did that.
I call my male dog "Suzy" and tell people he transitioned. Always gets a laugh!
hire the man behind the bowling green massacre to eliminate it for you :)
Trump is just like a sovereign citizen telling the arresting officer "I don't consent to being arrested so you can't do this."
And that always works-out well... lol.
The angry left people are back! 🤣
If T***** were a smart man he would move his assets and himself somewhere without an extradition agreement and stay there unless he somehow wins the 2024 election
Trump is like the shit on the bottom of your shoe that you can't get off. No quote needed.
Usually that riles the cops up to brutality. So why not now?
Thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologues. I live to watch them everyday. They help me maintain my sanity in these wacky times & provide me with much needed laughs. 😂
I don't get any CBS shows thanks to direct TV. They say their working on it but still not CBS programs. I miss this everyday.
Hard to believe how much Colbert cracks me up whicle cheering me up. Thanks for the comment, Lor Hay!
I agree wholeheartedly, love Stephen😘
Amen tip that.
so instead of bat sh... crazy your just stupid crazy
This should be the shortest investigation by a special prosecutor ever. There’s tons of evidence that has already been gathered by the FBI and the 1/6 Committee. I’m amazed the indictments didn’t drop while the announcement was being made.
President Biden interacting with the turkeys was absolutely adorable, I don't care how you feel about his politics, the guy gently petting a turkey and cracking dad jokes and rambling about his grandkids was adorable.
I agree.
AND, I love your username!!
It is very.....
(wait for it)....
*clever.* 😁
I like Joe Biden maybe it"s the whole age and wisdom thing
Would rather have an old man than a 2 year old.
Remember Dump asking the children how the media treats them? No wonder his kids are all psychopaths.
It’s just grotesque that after that, he goes and eats their bodies like a monster.
You are so needed Stephen. Please don’t stop. Thank you
The lockdowns turned me on to Stephen, Seth, and Trevor, but it's only Stephen who I never miss since then. Seth and Trevor are both great, but there are only so many hours in the day.
@@JK_Clark agree! He is so satirically funny. Educated and multifaceted in all his performance traits!
AMEN;!! 🎯
Absolutely! Only way o got through the last 6 years.
@@audreyw115 Except when he's talking about food in the UK - there are 8 Three Michelin Star restaurants, 22 Two Michelin Star restaurants, and 164 One Michelin Star restaurants.
Also, no cheese wizz.
"i am not going to partake in this" translated to: "I DUN WANNA!!! WAAAHHH!!"
Al Capone's defence lawyer really goofed. "Big Al will not be partaking of his indictment."
For the GQP to claim they’re the “tough guy” party; they sure do spend a lot of time running from things.
They are so strong yet also somehow always victims too. Weird, huh?
Well what do you think!? They think just like Pepto Abysmal!
Truth mostly....
I’ve observed the same!
Lol
“DAHT! DAHT! DAHT”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I forgot how much I miss Stephen’s T****** impression.
I won’t partake in paying rent next month. We’ll see how well that goes. 😂
Yeah right. They keep saying “it’s coming!” Breaking my heart too
Jack Smith is a scary man. Oh boy, this should be exciting! Thank you Stephen Colbert, for channeling our rage into humor.
Jack Smith looks like he would throw a cleaver at Trumps desk if he tried interrupting the counsel
With the purple vest and high collar he looks like a fixer sent by the Vatican in a Dan Brown novel.
He appears to be tough and competent. The right man for the job? Hopefully, he will have the determination and lack of fear he needs to do his job. Can only hope.
Everyone thought Mueller was going to save America. He didn't. He didn't even recommend charges. I have no faith at all that this will be any different. It'll be more of the same. "We can't guarantee he'll be convicted so we're going to let the traitor walk". America never has and never will indict a criminal ex-president. Not Nixon, not Reagan, not Bush for war crimes and certainly not Dumpty (funny how all the criminal presidents have been Republicans). America is a corrupt $hithole and as long as Dump walks free, has NO right to call any other country corrupt. The S. Koreans have jailed one corrupt ex-president and are about to indict another. The USA? No. He's too rich to go to prison! We don't send rich people to prison. That would upset the American Oligarchs.
Stephen Colbert 🐐 late 🌙 night! 💙
I love Stephen Colbert. He is a natural leader and a brilliant talent.
just keep him away from the RED BUTTON..
@@cometstyles3772 Better than Dick Pushkin holding the cards I guess. Or whatever that losers name was...
If only he would work with Jon Stewart again
Are you sure....don't type while drunk
Culturally, he's a new Johnny Carson and always current in latest trends as well as links to classic intellectual puns. He is brilliant! As are Stewart, Michael Moore, and other artists. Historically, artists offer the truth in autocratic states-see Ruussian Lit & Dali.
Love Joe’s interview of the turkey. 😀
Thank you Steven and your writers for making me laugh at this glorious mess of a disaster.
You know who acts like a victim? Criminals.
Yep.
True.👍
Classic projection of the narcissist
You know who else acts like a victim? Victims.
No. Who told u that??
Biden giving the Turkey the mic is the most dad thing ever, which is his brand lmao
every laugh biden tells is agony for the orange turd.
Haha yup! You hafta like the guy.
@@jenniferkonstant5920 lmao do you?
@@jamespaul9889 i do
He took "inappropriate showers" with his daughter. Her words not mine. His raised a privileged crack head. Glad he wasn't my dad!
OK. I’m 86 my husband is 88 and we are still hiking, doing our own housework, cooking our own meals, reading good novels and in perfect health. So give Prez Biden a break! 😁
And some decades younger who couldn't pass a ged .
Stephen nails the frustration of it all👍
As an American, I say the word 'cofefe' everyday to my Trumpet friends, their look of confusion is priceless.
Covfefe 😀
Trump supporters are no friends to the rest of us
Drop them like hot rocks.
Lol. Keep doing it to all of stupid Republicans. ;)
I have to have my cofefe first thing in the morning, and that’s how I refer to it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
If there is anyone who deserves becoming aware of *_ACCOUNTABILITY_* catching up to him, it is trump.
And if there are some who deserve to enjoy the thought of this happening, it is us, the people of the World.
Agreed!!
They’ve been screaming gotcha for years. I don’t believe them anymore
@@RojaJaneman They do have evidence against Trump. The issue is that they won’t indict him because honestly they’re OK with what he does. He’s a white guy after all. If Obama did even 0.1% the things Trump did, they would have impeached him, prosecuted him, and have him thrown in jail extremely quick within 3-6 months.
I so agree with you, I despise Trump. I think he deserves everything coming his way.
@@RojaJaneman
And THAT is why it takes years instead of months. The refusal of reality by so many these days demands special care. It demands extensive investigation and gathering of evidence.
If people would not have begun refusing compulsory education 25 years ago, the stain would have been in prison 6 months after he was removed from office.
Just ask any standard issue street criminal. They will tell you that sentencing does not take years under normal circumstances.
Beliefs have literally nothing to do with any of this at all. Hence the problem and delays.
His energy is amazing on this one! Love it!
Welcome back Louis! I hope you're feeling better ❤
I like Biden. He has a sense of humour.
Indictment alone doesn't mean all that much. It's a great start, but don't get excited yet. They teach you in law school that you can "indict a ham sandwich."
Well if you can indict a ham sandwich then convicting a 300 pound rotten racist orange caught red handed with stolen classified documents should be easy as pie.
Which is a good analogy. Trump is a ham.
he will go behind bars when pigs fly
or indict someone WITHOUT ANY FUCKING EVIDENCE. 😲
or
indict someone who made you all cry 😭 when he won the first election. which was hilarious😅
and
you can't indict someone just because you just don't like him. 😢
Can't wait to see how you all are going to react if he wins again. it would be hilarious😂 for me,
and the look on all your faces..........would be PRICELESS!!!
@@dreddmann9292
Keep drinking that Kool aid 😅.
I did not know the poll existed, since I'm already avoiding Twitter. This seals my buh-bye for good. Twitter may not even exist a few weeks from now.
Vote for Warnock, Georgia 🔵
The amount of media space this guy has taken up recently tells us that we have not, in fact, learned the lessons of the presidential tantrum era.
Hi Biden bot
Totally true. We haven't yet learned not to elevate what we dislike.
iQ45 has been in childish tantrum mode in public since 1973.
The media should be focused on all the GOOD being done by Biden's bill; that was voted AGAINST BY EVERY Republican.
@@Tony-723 hi cult member
It's ironic that someone who complained about bots for months would use a twitter poll, especially after firing and angering most of the staff who probably do things like try to remove bots
It's good to see Louis back in the game.
Darrell Brooks didn’t want to take part in his sentence either. He didn’t “consent” to being sentenced to life in prison. But he can pretend he got “credit” for his year in jail.
Yeah the world is tired of trump dodging his crimes as well but his insurrectionists days are numbered 💯 believe that
6 life sentences and 780 years. Don't forget he still has 2 more trials.
Exactly ! And what did they do with Brooks when he was having an out-of-control tantrum (most of the trial) and not following procedure, or threatening the Judge with mistrial ?? They hauled him off to a separate room, where he could watch on a monitor but not interrupt proceedings. They need to apply the same rules to Mango Mussolini.
🇨🇦 here. I actually purchased TWO "It's Mueller Time" teeshirts and proudly wore them! They are now pajama tees 😡😡😡
When Bargoyle screwed us out of our prize I, along with millions of other people all over the world, wanted to stuff those teeshirts down his throat. I have NEVER recovered from the AG and DOJ betrayal of my trust - and I'm a Canadian! Can only imagine how Americans must be feeling.
I still have 'some' faith in AG Garland's DOJ, however, as far as TFG is concerned:
1] I'll believe his arrest when I see the TFG perp walk
2] I'll believe TFG is on trial with I watch it - live stream
3] I'll believe TFG was convicted and is actually serving prison time:
i) When I see a verified pic of him getting a haircut in the prison barber shop
ii) When I see a verified pic of him working prison garbage detail
iii) When I see multiple video rants from Don Jr. [with white powder encrusted nostrils] whining about how his Father is innocent and MAGA must rise up in a civil war to both free his Dad's sorry orange butt + restore him to his stolen presidency 😆
Thanks for coming to my teeny, tiny Ted Talk 😊
Edit: Grammatical
Thanks for the giggles. (My recollection of Mueller's summary was that he was NOT clearing 45 from wrong doing, but he didn't feel it was his role to take action against a sitting President. I thought Mueller was suggesting that after 45 was out of office, he was fair game for charges based on the content of the report. And yet, here we are.)
What hair??? You mean that massive comb-over????? We are so lucky that only hookers have to see him bald with no makeup. You paint a lovely picture. As a US citizen I can't wait to see my tax dollars in action.
FFS even the Chrisleys are going to jail for $30m of tax fraud. Let's move this along.
I know that looks like a lot of beer, but that just barely enough for a Cardinals 3 game home stretch when the team is in first at the end of September.
The GOP would be just at home in Qatar.
"The Superbowl of football" deserved a bigger laugh. 🤣
@Brandon Taylor that's the joke
His audience is American
@@memphisakan4691 Yes, which is the audience that the joke is meant for. It wouldn't be a pun otherwise.
@@massimocole9689 American here is synonymous to "i dont know about anything not in the USA"
Yes... especially since we know the difference between NFL 🏈
and the rest of the world's ⚽️
"The coffeefe" and "dot, dot, dot..." Priceless!! Thank you Stephen! Amd writers! Love you!
Delighted to see Louis back! Good health to you sir!
I walked into my bathroom this morning and thought Trump drowned in the toilet. I was thinking, hell yeah!, then immediately , oh shit! They're going to blame me! To my relief and disappointment kid just forgot to flush
I'm a math person, not a language person... it literally took me 10 minutes to figure out he said "S*ck a bag of d*cks" in pig Latin. And I'm not even sure that is right 🤣
I'm a language person and it went completely over my head.
It's right. I'm fluent in pig Latin.
Oh good, I was searching the comments for this so I wouldn't ask a repeat question & couldn't figure it out either 😅
Brilliant of Stephen.
That’s what I’d guessed too!
Stephen is at his best when he does bits like “Dear CBS as a member of the turkey community” lmao
Nice to see Lewis Cato back with the band.
My favourite part was when he said "It's Muller time!"
There is at least one silver lining regarding Qatar hosting the World Cup. In the opening match of the tournament, Ecuador beat Qatar 2-0, the first time a host nation has EVER lost their opening game in the World Cup's 92-year history.
Isn't it also the first time the host nation had never qualified for a World Cup before?
If your country has 380k citizens living in an air-conditioned desert - how good can the football team possibly be?
🙏 for the goal keeper🤔 and in the same breathe thankyou😜
@@nehalilisays they're ranked 50... And they're ahead of lots of countries 😑
@@nehalilisays Why dont u ask Iceland? More ice and volcanos than deserts, but smaller population. And a MUCH better team, who actually made it to the 1/8 finals in the 2016 Euros (and in football and handball, European Championships are harder to win than World Cups), where they became famous for the rhythmic clapping of their fans and their incredible fighting spirit.
They also qualified to the 2018 World Cup as the smallest nation by population ever, where they only got 1 point - a draw against Argentina in their opening match. And again, getting through the European qualification tournament is SAVAGE. With great football nations like Italy and The Netherlands having failed to qualify just in this millenium.
T will be back on twitter!
‘People came up to me … with tears in their eyes…. ‘Sir sir’ they said …. ‘ we haven’t slept since you have been off twitter!’ … big strong men with tears streaming down their faces! So people I can’t let them down…’
Bidens joke was cute as hell
Its amazing its be almost two years and colbert still has puns for trump
Trump makes it too easy.
Are they all from the writers? I think he used to have people from the general public send them in.
@@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Yeah, that's right. These are the ones from when he had that contest. They got to many. If you pause the screen, you can see the name or twitter handle of the person who made it up.
I'm still using Mango Unchained which they came up with at least a year ago if not longer. lol
I was thrilled when he used Dolt 45, which is my preferred pun
Stephen a comedic genius much love from Kenya
I could tell Louis Cato was back just by "hearing" his laughter at Stevie's monologue! 😎 Welcome back Louis! 🤗
Only problem with this video is that they didn’t let the song play out. An all-time classic!
I hope everyone has a peaceful Thanksgiving with those you love! 🧡🦃
I second that... And peacefulness for the turkeys as well. ♥️🦃🤗
And also to you! 🤗
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well. Hopefully all our homes will be politics-free.
We give him credence by talking about him. Florida man, I hear there’s a nice walk along an alligator infested river bank just waiting for you.
The gators can’t climb into the golf carts, and T-bag thinks humans are born with set number of heartbeats so doesn’t want to waste them doing anything physical like walking.
Don't forget the lovely pythons!
👍👏😊👌😂✌️
He's not the "Florida Man" we need to be worrying about at this point.
There's a smarter, more competent, more ideologically committed Fascist waiting in the Governor's mansion down there and as of last Tuesday is an immeasurably greater threat.
We've heard this song and dance before.
If he manages to steal 2024, that'll be the end of any form of justice in America.
I wish with all my heart I could go see Stephen ❤️
Good to have Mr Cato back.
I was on a plane for half of the day, and so I needed some Stephen Colbert after a long day.
I hope you had a safe trip.
@@couragekarnga8735 No worries, I made it safe and hating my sister a little more. 😁
@@nicholasstocker6866 hating your sister a little more? What, did she make you take the flight?
That's because you're 12.
@@julieutley2073 She never shuts up.
Blah blah blah...my client pleads "Not feeling it !" 🤣😂😅
The pig-latin part had me cackling! : D
Even if he never goes to prison we can all take extreme joy in the fact that he will spend the rest of his life in court rooms.
It's not enough. ALL corrupt politicians and public servants of all types should be held to a higher standard and pay a higher price simply for violating their oaths.
Nope!! Commie Brandon is gonna rot along with his criminal son and xillary and fauci
Not really . It will cost taxpayers millions
With no chance of getting re-elected.
Will he? I think his lawyers will.. not him. There is no justice...
There are times when our president is truly endearing. "You want to talk?" 😆💙💙💙
I remember a while ago he posted a video just before the midterm election of him with his grandaughter after she voted for the first time, and going out to celebrate with milkshakes. Wholesome grandpa :)
- I miss when Jean Baptiste used to plink the piano whenever Colbert would set aside his invisible props.
Thanks! I needed this!
Suspects who do not want to partake in trial are usually locked.
I like when Trump said "Troth Shenciel" 😂😂
Him saying that word is like watching a vampire trying to touch the holy water..He will probably melt in the attempt.
So TFG won't cooperate with the investigation into his crimes? Fine, he doesn't have to. He only has to cooperate when they cuff him.
I hope this Special Counsel don't takes forever to comes to the conclusion with all the evidence they already have on file.
"Uksay an agbay of iksday"is the best line he's delivered in 10 years!! Thank you.Obviously no one at CBS speaks Pig Latin
I just translated it and I’m CACKLING
@@bookwerm4life19 what does it mean?
@@B8oven222 Pig Latin is formed by moving the first letter of a word to the end and adding "-ay". Thus, "head of the navigator" would become "ead-hay of the "avigator-nay". Just drop the "-ay", move the last letter to the front of each word and sound it out.
Lmfao! Thank you! He said it too fast and I could NOT make it out.
Way to be negative about the last 10 years of the show bc you're impressed by a basic pig Latin joke
Welcome back to Louis Cato!! Good job, Joe!!!
1 AM and watching Forged in Fire... perfect!
Why did this monologue hit particularly hard today? I laughed out loud multiple times, which doesn’t always happen!
It is good to laugh!
We need good news and a little joy. Enjoy your holiday season and family everyone❤
Who is this optimistic little Joy. You are like a rare mystical sea creature. God bless you and you enjoy your family and holiday season. 💙💙👍
@@tammyjohnson1927 😊😊😊 God bless you and yours!
You, too!
Thanks!
Also to you! ♥️
Good call on FIFA, Stephen. May the souls of the 6,500 world cup workers who died in Qatar take some comfort in bringing focus to this truly evil organization.
We’ll see how all this goes, but it seems like it’s taking forever to see some actual justice.
The slower the mill grinds, the finer the grain.
You mean kangaroo court?
duchebagtrumpturrds is GOING DOWN!!
The Bidens' actual crimes should be on full display soon
even an alleged criminal like Donnie deserves his day in court (probably more like a year)...
to clear his name or, failing that...
spend the rest of his life in prison.
Why
Why
Whyyyyý
Does this man amaze me every time
When I know
Good and well
That he is the one
One of a kind
Legendary greatness
I am bowing 🙇
That beer will make Canada play their hearts out!
So when DUMPTY is in jail, do the Secret Service share his cell or get the one next to it?
And how much is the bill for the accomodation?
@@ha-zi Since it's not a DUMPTY property, free!
I partake. Do you partake?
Wouldn't it be great if we could all partake together?
"Party on, dudes!" - Abraham Lincoln
He won't partake in accountability/morality but he's sure partaken his whole life in cheating (with money & women), taxes, real estate, to infinity. Please may Mr. Smith finish him soon, mute the slob!
@@InterestedCitizen
Yeah, okay.
I'm just trying to have a little fun here.
Didn't see candle bright's comment, but how can one not laugh at attributing "party on" to Lincoln
@@cathywethington5913
(Insert pronoun here) was ranting about Trump or some such thing. Don't know why it decided to post it under my comment but, whatever.
Of course, I was referencing the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."
Glad it gave you a giggle.
Hope you have a great Thanksgiving.
I found the turkey jokes hilarious and that's saying something coming from a 45 year vegetarian. Which, on a side mention, I can't tell you how many times someone has actually said in honest bewilderment, in regards to my turning down meat, of any kind, "Oh, I've got chicken if you'd like that instead..." 🤣😂😆🤣
Welcome back Louis Cato! Thanks for filling in Joe Salyer.
“It’s been called the superbowl of football”
Ahh that took me a second😂😂
The band was playinging something nice~ at 10:06 . I mean, that earth, wind and fire at the end was 😘🤌, I wish I could've heard more of it.
Louis Cato is finally baaaack!
Where did he go??
I never got the memo.
So relieved he’s back.
Love his intelligent banter w SC!
he had covid
DOT DOT DOT. Man, that brought back a flood of feelings haha.