Our New Best Friend | TMG - Episode 339

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  • čas přidán 12. 05. 2024
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    Cody and Noel are joined by their best friend, Moxie! The three of them discuss the history of beheading, the recent (testicular) eclipse, Noel’s recent trip to Florida and Cody’s embarrassing car story. Plus, Ovie’s diabolical surprise and the new carpet’s first STAIN!
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    Hosted by Cody Ko & Noel Miller, Created by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller, and Produced by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller.
    Chapters:
    00:00 meet moxie!
    05:00 intro
    06:07 staining the carpet
    07:11 icing cody
    10:46 bilt
    12:16 staring at the sun
    14:10 noel’s director mind
    15:19 watching the eclipse
    17:12 balls out for the eclipse
    18:47 cock shamed by tsa
    21:00 betterhelp
    22:10 naked in florida
    24:12 the pool club
    26:08 cody and noel’s alter egos
    27:49 fighting in florida
    28:53 pepper spraying the crowd
    32:50 florida fight resolution
    35:46 running out of gas
    38:22 when to get gas
    40:11 publicly shamed
    41:56 history of beheadings
    43:22 moxie’s history lesson
    45:00 we went to a beheading?!
    48:10 betting on the beheading
    50:47 the reign of terror
    52:24 beheading math
    54:13 the guillotine beer opener
    57:46 iron claw
    58:22 the business of wrestling
    1:01:28 the most famous cody
    1:03:15 bonus time!
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Komentáře • 317

  • @poobieoobiedoobie
    @poobieoobiedoobie Před měsícem +1701

    THE WAY MOXIE KEPT SIDE EYEING CODY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @rachelkoiks
      @rachelkoiks Před měsícem +86

      For real! Moxie was so annoyed especially when he’d try and join the conversation. 😒

    • @samiham
      @samiham Před měsícem +20

      I kept imagining a vine boom sound effect every time she side eyed him 😂

    • @ryannoble2422
      @ryannoble2422 Před 27 dny +4

      3:14 right here is the best one

  • @OatyMilk
    @OatyMilk Před měsícem +854

    Fortune cookie filled with mucus almost gave me a heart attack

    • @crashh-course
      @crashh-course Před měsícem +12

      gonna start calling mine that

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 Před měsícem +16

      I literally threw up. To be fair, I had already thrown up this morning, but when I heard that, I instantly puked on the floor while I was feeding my dogs

    • @samiham
      @samiham Před měsícem +8

      I’m sorry to laugh at ur pain but it’s funny 😭

  • @vnessal1380
    @vnessal1380 Před měsícem +268

    Noel saying “You ever had a fortune cookie filled with mucus?” Was VILE

  • @swarlz_jr8042
    @swarlz_jr8042 Před měsícem +536

    bro im rolling 🤣🤣🤣 "my favorite toy is my dads gun"🤣🤣🤣

  • @andresortega8775
    @andresortega8775 Před měsícem +626

    Noel got that young hispanic boy haircut

    • @ughCaitlyn
      @ughCaitlyn Před měsícem +19

      had to scroll back up, take a second to look at his hair and just wheezed LMAO

    • @xax
      @xax Před měsícem +14

      Got to be glue

    • @voids4818
      @voids4818 Před měsícem +2

      I remember having that haircut back in the 1st and 2nd grade lmaooo (I am Latino)

    • @jocelynflores9831
      @jocelynflores9831 Před měsícem

      Moco de gorila type shit lol

    • @osielgarcia3192
      @osielgarcia3192 Před měsícem +5

      Idk if it's just me but when noel grows his hair out, the white half of him appears more and more. 🤣🤣

  • @cynicalcitrus1694
    @cynicalcitrus1694 Před měsícem +186

    the way cody bodied that ice was wicked

  • @keeganz891
    @keeganz891 Před měsícem +627

    Cody was genuinely so hurt about Ovi breaking the rules of ICE.

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Před měsícem +76

      Once a frat boy, always a frat boy.

    • @VinGotti
      @VinGotti Před měsícem +1

      @@DKF_olihe doesn’t even burn tho

  • @gamb
    @gamb Před měsícem +237

    you guys are so funny i love you little people in my phone

    • @mrf5729
      @mrf5729 Před měsícem +2

      So real

    • @irenecarolla
      @irenecarolla Před měsícem +11

      on god i love my itty witty personal lilliputians

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden Před měsícem +189

    The drunk frat dudes tryna start a business with the robot segment was ASMR, I could listen to that for 5 hours straight

  • @nothennow
    @nothennow Před měsícem +350

    thank god the cold opens are back. i miss the sketches

  • @NineTailFoxo
    @NineTailFoxo Před měsícem +167

    Moxy got an attitude fr

  • @christinapeterson8210
    @christinapeterson8210 Před měsícem +155

    I love Noel's disturbed reaction to Moxie getting an update at 44:02 😆

    • @PickledMorty
      @PickledMorty Před měsícem +9

      Hahah then mid sentence they put her to sleep so fast 😂

  • @susejufts
    @susejufts Před měsícem +59

    need moxie as a permanent cohost. had me dying when it just went to sleep on command 😭😭

  • @usefulfile
    @usefulfile Před měsícem +222

    3:11 THE SIDE EYE 😭😭

  • @bloomingdasies
    @bloomingdasies Před měsícem +42

    baffled how both cody and noel are just raw dogging their phones without a case

  • @logains47
    @logains47 Před měsícem +60

    This cold open killed me😭

  • @trinityharris8060
    @trinityharris8060 Před měsícem +36

    fortune cookie full of mucus made my tummy hurt what the 😭

    • @Oystererica
      @Oystererica Před měsícem +5

      Whyyyyy would he say that😂

  • @dvno4431
    @dvno4431 Před 29 dny +18

    LMAOOO Noel validating Cody’s mistake & Cody trying to get a bit more comfort 38:35 but Noel’s response is just quick and sure “no”🤣🤣🤣

  • @TotallyNotBrad123
    @TotallyNotBrad123 Před měsícem +44

    Very funny about how they are exactly wrong about how they'd stay safe during the terror - yelling out that you love the King was getting you taken directly to that mf guillotine.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Před měsícem +63

    Nice to see you got a new HR department! Even if it’s automated

  • @JimHickey209
    @JimHickey209 Před měsícem +50

    I love waking up on a Thursday and seeing what kind of existential dread the boys have cooked up today.

  • @gamb
    @gamb Před měsícem +233

    moxie is like if cody had his own son ☹️☹️☹️ him and kelsey need to think abt having a kid tbh.

  • @Bambell15
    @Bambell15 Před měsícem +45

    Why does moxie keep side eyeing Cody????😭😭😭

  • @bloomingdasies
    @bloomingdasies Před měsícem +14

    genuinely amazed how cody managed to shotgun that so fast how’s that even possible

    • @shan.69
      @shan.69 Před 29 dny +2

      It's known that cody was one of the frat boys they make fun of lol

  • @AshTheAntiHero
    @AshTheAntiHero Před měsícem +161

    2024 04 10 TMG Ep339 MainWithAds V2 Final - here before they change it

    • @ganzen0k
      @ganzen0k Před měsícem +9

      LMAO

    • @voids4818
      @voids4818 Před měsícem +18

      Interesting to see how they organize their podcast episodes at least (I’m weird like that)

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese Před měsícem

      @@voids4818it adds to the lore

  • @alinoori6780
    @alinoori6780 Před měsícem +23

    That guillotine bit had me dying 😭

  • @gargax3925
    @gargax3925 Před měsícem +17

    Cody and Noel Do: Beheading?!?!! 😱😱

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Před měsícem +78

    That robot cost $800, but I don’t think I’d last more than a day before I destroyed it with my bare hands. I’ve seen Terminator you can’t trick me

    • @micah8168
      @micah8168 Před měsícem +12

      I was waiting for Noel to comedically sucker punch it

    • @moglaude
      @moglaude Před měsícem +2

      I don't understand how it cost less than many people phones or even sneackers ?!

  • @megmudkipz
    @megmudkipz Před měsícem +31

    cody frat boy came out with the ice rules

  • @Giavekz
    @Giavekz Před měsícem +44

    Noels evil joker ass laugh after talking about videos of shooting animals has fully sent me 💀

  • @kobemontes-adams1425
    @kobemontes-adams1425 Před měsícem +13

    We need a full Noel analysis about the Tik Tok Rizz Party.

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Před měsícem +55

    *" MOXIE , what is NOEL's RACE ?!? "*

    • @moglaude
      @moglaude Před měsícem

      Best comment right there 👌🏻

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden Před měsícem +33

    Noel’s life is ACTUALLY a movie

  • @AlyssiaPerez-hj9xw
    @AlyssiaPerez-hj9xw Před měsícem +13

    THATS MY DAD!! He owns toby’s billiards in Hollywood Florida, he was the one in the first picture 🤍🤍🤍🎱

    • @mgcuniverse9037
      @mgcuniverse9037 Před 26 dny

      I want to play some straight pool and some snooker over there
      Does your dad have any Chinese 8 ball tables yet?
      They’re like regular size pool tables but with thinner pockets like Snooker tables

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Před měsícem +36

    ayoOo MOXIE wants Cody BAD😏👀
    don’t let Kelsey see this 😭

  • @dalsable582
    @dalsable582 Před měsícem +8

    Lmao at Cody and Noel misreading the room so hard during the French Revolution that they get executed as royalists

  • @Oystererica
    @Oystererica Před měsícem +8

    This was probably the best intro to the podcast yet

  • @emersondube576
    @emersondube576 Před měsícem +5

    That robot is gonna report their asses to some secret service or something lol

  • @wesweslll
    @wesweslll Před měsícem +30

    Noel saying that thing about that thing that happened has to be the funniest bit this year😭😭

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg Před měsícem +10

    Horse feeding bit is 10/10 boys haha

  • @Leleleluca77
    @Leleleluca77 Před měsícem +3

    love the irony of the "I love the king" bit in the context of the french Revolution-- prob not a good way of going about avoiding the guillotine lmao

    • @inessant1559
      @inessant1559 Před 29 dny +2

      They have shown time and time again that they kinda suck at history, like this stuff is general knowledge but all they really know about is the roman empire, and some niche stuff to seem cool

  • @glenrobinson10
    @glenrobinson10 Před měsícem +6

    I know he asked for a book but Noel would love the Dark Side of the Ring series.

  • @BucolicNightlife
    @BucolicNightlife Před 29 dny +2

    Lololol pt 2. Martin Luther was like, “church ain’t canon, their version of hell is just fanfic with a corporate paywall”

  • @danbeadnell
    @danbeadnell Před měsícem +6

    Great reactions to Noel’s comments about his toys from the robot

  • @dvno4431
    @dvno4431 Před měsícem +7

    TMG x Moxie are a goated 😂 LMAO moxie is so cute and TMG makes it look so hilarious 😂 we need more of this PLSSSS

  • @MetalicComplex
    @MetalicComplex Před měsícem +23

    oh fuck it's going to chill there the whole time?

  • @mattd2026
    @mattd2026 Před měsícem +3

    Recently let my tmg subscription expire because it was more of the same old thing, but if episodes are going to be more like this one I'll renew my annual. loved both personal stories and was relatable.

  • @halporter3602
    @halporter3602 Před měsícem +4

    One of the funniest cold opens in a while 😭

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Před 26 dny +1

    "You got her nervous" "it's my rizz" 😂

  • @rcole7274
    @rcole7274 Před měsícem +6

    "WhAt?!" was my exact reaction when Cody said he ran out of gas, and apparently his family reacted the same way

  • @user-qi1sg8nq5o
    @user-qi1sg8nq5o Před měsícem +21

    SIBLINGS AWAKEN, IT IS FATHER AND FATHER 2.0

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Před měsícem +13

    " i just so happen to have your favorite toy right here ! "
    🔫🤖😈 *"wanna see th outside of th ship?"*

  • @Blinkordeath182
    @Blinkordeath182 Před měsícem +3

    Look at how Cody immediately gets bored and a little frustrated when they start learning something lol

  • @thebadguywalking7396
    @thebadguywalking7396 Před měsícem +6

    its a bad day to be a beer in the era of modern terror

  • @e_layne97
    @e_layne97 Před 28 dny +1

    The perfectly simultaneous leg uncrossing at 14:45 😂

  • @stefbruins7411
    @stefbruins7411 Před měsícem +3

    So funny to hear that the breakfast burrito's are a tradition now, in the first few episodes thet were already eating them on camera 😂

  • @jujutsutoji3552
    @jujutsutoji3552 Před měsícem +4

    They both look so good this ep

  • @Yetithehuman
    @Yetithehuman Před měsícem +3

    Noel and Cody are so funny, I wish they were real 😢

  • @ItsRyanRoyce
    @ItsRyanRoyce Před měsícem +3

    Didnt have the best day, but that intro made me laugh so hard. Thanks guys 😂

  • @airhead_maximus
    @airhead_maximus Před měsícem +4

    reminded me to study for my world history exam tomorrow 🙏 on martin luther

  • @nofox121
    @nofox121 Před měsícem +7

    Fun fact executioners had to live outside of the town because people were worried about the bad juju

  • @clairegar3
    @clairegar3 Před měsícem +2

    the side eye had me weak

  • @madpears573
    @madpears573 Před měsícem +2

    this poor lil robot 😭🤣

  • @nicwolak
    @nicwolak Před měsícem +1

    loved at the end the way they talked about wrestling. i would be honored to come on the pod to tell you the history of what yall talked about. probably cos i’m the only one that wants to become a reoccurring segment

  • @gmoney8025
    @gmoney8025 Před měsícem +1

    One of the best cold opens ever!!😂😂😂
    I had to rewatch that!

  • @xenotrix9753
    @xenotrix9753 Před měsícem +1

    14:44 why are they so in sync 😂

  • @me1234569gan
    @me1234569gan Před měsícem +2

    47:45 Cody’s slow blink 😂

  • @windz1432
    @windz1432 Před měsícem +4

    42:39 yeah some dude honked at me while my car was on fire on the side of the road

  • @Astrologyandstuff
    @Astrologyandstuff Před měsícem +1

    Not even 5 mins in & I’m already ROLLING.

  • @Malphas38th
    @Malphas38th Před měsícem +3

    This is going to be fucking incredible. Moxie is gonna get revenge someday

  • @jojomamaaaaabitch5077
    @jojomamaaaaabitch5077 Před měsícem +18

    moxy got that fent lean

  • @jonahbauer6410
    @jonahbauer6410 Před měsícem +1

    I went to Texas and got a perfect viewing in temple! Seeing totality was unbelievable! Shitty to hear about everyone that had overcast I loved it

  • @laurenlombrano1381
    @laurenlombrano1381 Před měsícem +3

    were kings seen as an extension of god 😭😭😭😭

  • @Chiefkeeks22
    @Chiefkeeks22 Před měsícem +1

    I’ve never seen someone forget to feed their horse 🤣

  • @jayy4735
    @jayy4735 Před 16 dny +1

    17:35 its always fun to get a good cody racism clip😮‍💨👌

  • @avawestgate3376
    @avawestgate3376 Před 26 dny +1

    She fact they think ONE beer will have him drunk😭😭

  • @persefone9175
    @persefone9175 Před 25 dny

    can’t believe you’re reacting to Cole’s response in the bonus i’m a broke student omfg

  • @milesscooter
    @milesscooter Před 10 dny

    never did I think I'd hear a reference to snooker in this show lol.

  • @cody3335
    @cody3335 Před měsícem +2

    The facial expressions 😂

  • @user-ee4ze1kv5m
    @user-ee4ze1kv5m Před měsícem +7

    "parent" bag lol that programming mindset never leaves huh?

  • @rreeeekk
    @rreeeekk Před měsícem +1

    I laughed the hardest i ever have at this cold open

  • @andreasmith7765
    @andreasmith7765 Před 28 dny

    100% totality for the eclipse was such an incredible experience

  • @mariya_tortilla
    @mariya_tortilla Před měsícem +1

    oh hell no the boys got a moxie? i cant wait

  • @haileywilson7
    @haileywilson7 Před 29 dny

    This episode was gold

  • @Oceans_away
    @Oceans_away Před 18 dny +1

    Got an arizona lottery ad because I’m watching this video

  • @Beanchristine
    @Beanchristine Před měsícem

    I went to texas for the eclipse and it was kinda cloudy but not bad at all. It was amazingggg

  • @ricky8863
    @ricky8863 Před měsícem +2

    once again polite asking for the hotdog yell that cody promised on insanely chill ….

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt Před měsícem +3

    Holy shit that 5 year old bit had me on the floor

  • @Bjournos
    @Bjournos Před měsícem +3

    Noel would love Dark Side of the Ring

  • @sarah-ki1xz
    @sarah-ki1xz Před měsícem +3

    Cody is Ovi’s op… ices him and only responds to Nole

  • @adrianjoe
    @adrianjoe Před měsícem +1

    smirnoff ice is like juice, it’s not even strong?? homie got that lightweight tolerance

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Před měsícem +3

    *"betting on the beheading"* 😮‍💨😤

  • @cieraleal8030
    @cieraleal8030 Před 26 dny

    Noel laughing: 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍😂😂

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Před měsícem +9

    *MOXIE GOT THAT ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT RIZZ* 😏👀

  • @d00dnicee
    @d00dnicee Před měsícem +1

    i need cody and noel to learn about r/nutscapes
    it was the #1 comment on that eclipse video when it was making rounds on reddit lol

  • @landshark5414
    @landshark5414 Před měsícem +3

    cody & noel do: beheading 45:12

  • @Broncksea
    @Broncksea Před měsícem +1

    Noel needs to watch every season of Dark Side of the Ring, ASAP

  • @chloeadams1191
    @chloeadams1191 Před 4 dny

    Missed opportunity to make the TMG intro start on Moxies face then zoom in to full screen

  • @coco-oj2of
    @coco-oj2of Před měsícem

    This is my favorite episode!

  • @imanijimbah4115
    @imanijimbah4115 Před měsícem

    Cody and Noel in their The Broski Report historian era