Shit myself walking the dog the other night. Got about 3 foot from the foot door. Had to strip off in front of the ring door bell. Through washing next to washing machine. Ran up for a shower, came down and notices the washing had been put in the washing machine. Mrs still doesn't have a idea what happened that dark evening. Shit really does happen sometimes
Been there…. But frogmarching myself down the 9th fairway and somewhere between pro shop and clubhouse the trapdoor opened ….luckily was able to clean up in the members shower and again dark blue pants saved the day. Never felt gravity work so hard and so immediately. Not sure whether to frame the pants or burn them !
Bro this is comedy gold 😂
It’s a lot better to tell the story first, rather than have everybody else tell the story about you, glad he got ahead of that one
Micah's laugh made that at least three times funnier 😂😂😂
"I kind of relaxed" couldn't have came at a worst time, huh? Lol
major respect for turning this embarrassing ass story into pure comedy
The going was soft Gary 😂😂
Micka is a true English man and funny as fuck that laugh man respect 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Almost got his 1st ever yellow card & shat himself lol.
Shit myself walking the dog the other night. Got about 3 foot from the foot door. Had to strip off in front of the ring door bell. Through washing next to washing machine. Ran up for a shower, came down and notices the washing had been put in the washing machine. Mrs still doesn't have a idea what happened that dark evening. Shit really does happen sometimes
My god white shorts would have been a disaster 😂
Atleast he got a foul in favor of him by crapping himself😂
Shit happens 😂
He’s been talking it ever since
Why the Lineker hate?
Righties are bonkers.
@@Geffo555 who said I’m right wing?
@@BG-ef8sk How many left wingers hate Gary?
@@Geffo555 no idea ,i don’t think there has been a national poll on him
@@Geffo555 so do you like/dislike people purely on the way they vote?
I think what was so funny was the way he kept deliberately falling on the floor so he could have another wipe
One of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life, bro this is goldddd
See Paul Pierce? This is how you do it
England played that tournament at Italia '90 with half of the Rangers squad; rule Britannia! 🇬🇧
Oh my lord
That would be a top 10 moment in World Cup history if he were on white shorts 😅
Thank LA MANO DE DIOS nobody could tell.
Micah laugh is just💀💀
Well he definitely left skid marks when he went for the ball
Class
Always bn full of it
Respect!!
He went shitfaced😅
😂😂😂 oh Gary !
Been there…. But frogmarching myself down the 9th fairway and somewhere between pro shop and clubhouse the trapdoor opened ….luckily was able to clean up in the members shower and again dark blue pants saved the day. Never felt gravity work so hard and so immediately. Not sure whether to frame the pants or burn them !
😂😂😂😂
Shat on it
Gary pooped 😂😂
Wanna buy some pictures Garry, xxx
Should of got fined for shiting on a football pitch
Thats absolutely disgusting
Yeah i agree we should sweat excrement instead.
He'll be shitting himself again if Mossad get wind of his latest Israel tweets😂
Thirty years later and he's still full of sh*t. Amazing.
Just like his tax returns
haha someone's a tory voter!
Now he just talks sh*t
24 carrot maggot! Does anyone actually like this quilt!!
RODENT
😂😂😂😂