I saw Priti Patel on Question Time possibly 5 years ago , when she advocated bringing back the death penalty, because she reckoned it was a deterrent. When confronted by 4 or 5 different arguments against that particular idea, her God-awful response was, and I quote: "But I really, really think so." Oh well, when you put it that way seems pretty cast-iron to me... And now she's Home Secretary.
She's a brexiteer. Facts simply do not matter. This entire cabinet is built on that foundation. Soon we're going to have limited numbers of MPs allowed in parliament. They can pass whatever they like without any opposition. So think about that, a government that will ignore the facts and evidence and implement laws to suit either itself or its wealthy donors. She's no different.
I think I could build a time machine in my garage, I really, really think so. Did f**k all for my plans to make it big on the stock market. I didn't go to the right schools to have her shit Midas touch.
She should talk to Ben Shillpiro, who could tell her facts don't care about her feelings? Of course both these lying losers are as reliable as an atomic clock for livingthe exact opposite. RIP George Floyd #fuckdapolice
I think that was the first time I ever saw her. Ian Hislop was trying to explain to her that pardoning somone who you had already hanged was a largely pointless task. Found it: czcams.com/video/_DrsVhzbLzU/video.html
Robert Brown no, it’s really not. Dianne Abbott may be a bit thick but she doesn’t make me want to throw a brick through my TV screen like Priti Patel does. Not only is Priti also a bit thick, she is clearly filled with contempt for the general public and treats them with disdain.
@Robert Brown Dianne Abbott was simply useless & she never had any power. Ugly Patel is unbelievably stupid, evil & smug, yet she has somehow managed to cop the third most important job in the UK. So there's hardly any comparison, is there?
She means “Go away you troublesome Oik, who cares what you think?” I’d rather be governed by the Daleks than these elitist incompetent scumbags. Daleks would have more pity for the vulnerable.
I didn't have headphones so my dog was woken up and was extremely annoyed - she's a greyhound, very lazy and doesn't do barking unless rabbits are involved
I love these videos on a comedic level and yet realise, WTF 🤯🤯🤯🤯? These people actually run this country and make decisions for the best of all! Apparently! I wouldn't let her in to feed my cat with basic written instructions.
Yeah exactly! I often watch these Spicer vids and muse to myself, ahh what great comedy we have...then I suddenly jolt, knock over my drink and shout WTF, this is actually real!! These people aren't comedy characters, they actually run the country!!
@@aquacruisedb "run" the country. Anything that actually does get done is done silently by civil servants. These clowns* just pounce around. *I'm sorry if any actual clowns feel offended by this.
As thick as she is heartless. BJ has gone down the Thatcher route of putting people in his Cabinet who are so incompetent (Raab, Hancock) that no-one would ever consider them as PM-worthy.
The US and UK appear to be competing for the worst. As an American, I think we have won with Trump (I hope this doesn’t really occur, but it’s just happened) calling out the military against US citizens.
There is maybe a 1% chance you look at these comments, but if you are reading this: WE NEED THIS NOW MORE THAN EVER. Keep it up, because you could easily do 30 min. episodes every night of the week - your timing and delivery are fantastic man
Appointed Home Secretary after previously resigning in 2017 as International Development Secretary after holding unofficial meetings with the Israeli Government and a lobbyist. She admitted herself in her resignation letter at the time that her actions “fell below the high standards that are expected of a secretary of state”.
Boris has a terrible reputation with women and here we have one, that's obviously well out of her depth, being given one of the top jobs. I can't imagine why that might be :)
All the right wing nut job governments are in bed with each other, while getting elected on basically hateful campaigns, people believing that somehow normal, marginalized groups are the reason for their misery, not the brokers and billionaires who make money despite doing nothing... 💁🏽it's a circle.
Absolutely hilarious! Priti comes across as having had a double compassion-ectomy. She doesn't do sincerity or empathy does she? But she does a brilliant smirk.
PPE (aka Priti Patel Excruciating) has the following qualities that make her fit to hold one of the High Offices of State in this Govt: 1) unthinkingly right-wing 2) ambition beyond ability 3) dim enough to be pliable 4) safe seat with a decent majority 5) chummy with the right people 6) POC (Person of Colour) currently an asset if played right. The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that.
martycrow I agree. If you’ve also seen some more Patel speeches you’ll also see that she’s incapable of apologising even if some problems lead directly to the home office.
Agreed . . . So utterly tragic how even the most cursory examination of these cretins' public performances, reveals their rice-paper thin intellect. Studying history as a teenager, so many years ago now (pre genome sequencing and the like), I often wonder if there was something akin to a despotic gene. Over the intervening years, I have become convinced [due to continuing levels of callous indifference by our so-call leaders] that there most certainly is. My only regret inf life is that I did not possess the mental capabilities to isolate that particular chromosome and discover a universal treatment by way of antidote. Just sayin'. Kristallnacht cookie, anyone?
"The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that." In comparison to Trump and his freshly shitted word salads, she sounds like she has a Doctorate in Lingistics.
I wish during these they'd actually answer a single question clearly, rather than just give a political non answer, and then quickly move on like we hadn't noticed they didn't actually tell us anything.
This woman is pure *evil.* I’m not someone who normally makes such sweeping personal judgments when assessing another person’s character, their actions, how they treat (or abuse in Patels case) their colleagues, & how appallingly their ministerial decisions have catastrophically _negatively_ impacted the lives of vast swathes of the UK’s citizens. However, sometimes you’ve just got to call a spade a spade, & there’s an abundant wealth of evidence in existence that _easily_ proves Priti Patel _truly is_ an absolutely abhorrent, poisonously vindictive, nasty & abusive individual. So *"Yes!"...EVIL!!!*
Anyone else notice that this woman doesn’t pronounce the ‘g’ in words like thinking, hoping, running, jumping,talking and so on. I’m thinkin of lyin, intimidatin, manipulatin, confusin and effin you all up,
What a novel way to start this one... Ingenious. "These briefings are like treading on a nail in slow motion" Brilliant "That's enough hot air for one answer. We don't all want to take off, do we"
Here is her profile: in support of plain packaging for cigarettes, worked for tobacco industry, opposed same sex marriage and a "massive Thatcherite"... can she have less compassion?
If anyone that voted for this government in the last election can still tell me why at this point I would love to hear it. I think this might be the most embarrassed by my own country I've ever been
Love these videos but I really shouldn't have watched this one so late at night. When the knocking started I got such a fright I nearly dissolved in another plane 😂😂
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"A particularly insincere Cruella deVille" is astoundingly accurate
Least Cruella deville has a sense of humour
@@Sommervillle she thinks she a headmistress
She makes Cruella DeVil look like Mother Theresa.
sinisterly insincere
You just know she and her husband have an "interesting" relationship.
“20,000 people are now hospital” - Home Secretary of the United Kingdom 2020
And the "Herceluan efforts"
She doesn't speak English
It has electrolytes...
I was never hospital
@@jillybe1873 Pretty sure she does. Why do you assume she doesn't?
Priti has the unique skill to mumble and stumble words, and at the same time enunciate. It's kind of impressive when you think about it
She is an intellectually redundant woman
@@Loner-Wolf and johnson is the Male equivalent
@@rickykilby4672 totally agree man👍
a bitch of an immigrant. And I am an immigrant, and that's why I say that. F*cking bitch.
Yes . She speaks with such threatening emphasis, while making absolutely no sense at all.
"An insincere Cruella De Ville" I see it now and I never will forget it😂
I saw Priti Patel on Question Time possibly 5 years ago , when she advocated bringing back the death penalty, because she reckoned it was a deterrent.
When confronted by 4 or 5 different arguments against that particular idea, her God-awful response was, and I quote:
"But I really, really think so."
Oh well, when you put it that way seems pretty cast-iron to me...
And now she's Home Secretary.
😳
She's a brexiteer. Facts simply do not matter. This entire cabinet is built on that foundation.
Soon we're going to have limited numbers of MPs allowed in parliament. They can pass whatever they like without any opposition. So think about that, a government that will ignore the facts and evidence and implement laws to suit either itself or its wealthy donors. She's no different.
I think I could build a time machine in my garage, I really, really think so. Did f**k all for my plans to make it big on the stock market. I didn't go to the right schools to have her shit Midas touch.
She should talk to Ben Shillpiro, who could tell her facts don't care about her feelings?
Of course both these lying losers are as reliable as an atomic clock for livingthe exact opposite.
RIP George Floyd
#fuckdapolice
I think that was the first time I ever saw her. Ian Hislop was trying to explain to her that pardoning somone who you had already hanged was a largely pointless task.
Found it: czcams.com/video/_DrsVhzbLzU/video.html
“Alright that’s enough hot air for one answer, we don’t want to all take off now do we” 🤣🤣🤣
genius
Kate brilliant! I'm in tears of laughter after that one!
@@F1fan4eva spicer actually said that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m sorry you felt that way, but...” - is not an apology.
Gas lighting tactic. Indication of a toxic, manipulative individual.
I'm sorry that you find this apology to be insincere.
Its making you wrong
Priti Patel is a human dalek all emotions removed except hate
Cellan Smith : D))))))))))))) It's brilliant & funny cause it's true! I can see her rolling down the streets saying "DES-TRO-Y" "DES-TRO-Y".
@Robert Brown An EVIL MORON is an EVIL MORON. And though Dianne Abbott is not that, Ugly Patel definitely is. And a criminal too.
Robert Brown no, it’s really not. Dianne Abbott may be a bit thick but she doesn’t make me want to throw a brick through my TV screen like Priti Patel does. Not only is Priti also a bit thick, she is clearly filled with contempt for the general public and treats them with disdain.
@Robert Brown Dianne Abbott was simply useless & she never had any power. Ugly Patel is unbelievably stupid, evil & smug, yet she has somehow managed to cop the third most important job in the UK. So there's hardly any comparison, is there?
@@synthesizerpatel7405 "A bit thick"? Really??
"I'm sorry you feel that way" is just another way of saying "you're wrong"
Makes me want to projectile vomit (apologies to anyone eating reading that)
@@andymcevoy4553 Priti Patel makes me want to projectile vomit every time I see her.
Or "I'm sorry you feel that way" = I'm sorry that you found out.
I would dispute that. To me, "I'm sorry you feel that way", would roughly translate as, "Am ah bovvred? Do ah look bovvred?"
She means “Go away you troublesome Oik, who cares what you think?”
I’d rather be governed by the Daleks than these elitist incompetent scumbags. Daleks would have more pity for the vulnerable.
Listening to this through headphones, I thought the knocking was at my door. It’s almost midnight so it scared the life out of me!
Literally a jump scare
Omg that's exactly what happened with me too 😱, I lost a stone
@MR Spoon what a great neighbour you are 💝👌☺️
😄😄😄
I didn't have headphones so my dog was woken up and was extremely annoyed - she's a greyhound, very lazy and doesn't do barking unless rabbits are involved
I almost crapped my pants when the banging on the door started, my headphones make it sound like it's really happening and not on the video
“ I know enforcing fines makes you happy Priti, but please try to hide it!”
I love these videos on a comedic level and yet realise, WTF 🤯🤯🤯🤯? These people actually run this country and make decisions for the best of all! Apparently! I wouldn't let her in to feed my cat with basic written instructions.
Yeah exactly! I often watch these Spicer vids and muse to myself, ahh what great comedy we have...then I suddenly jolt, knock over my drink and shout WTF, this is actually real!! These people aren't comedy characters, they actually run the country!!
@@aquacruisedb "run" the country. Anything that actually does get done is done silently by civil servants. These clowns* just pounce around.
*I'm sorry if any actual clowns feel offended by this.
As we have seen even the basic written instructions couldnt serve to help this humanoid creation.
I think she'd probably kill the cat for fun, unflinching sociopath
As thick as she is heartless.
BJ has gone down the Thatcher route of putting people in his Cabinet who are so incompetent (Raab, Hancock) that no-one would ever consider them as PM-worthy.
"You catastrophic hornet." Well done again, Michael. Thank you for your brilliance! 😂
Train wreck.....how is it possible she is the UK's Home Secretary??????? How? What an appalling government we have.
Please try living under the US Govt before you complain.....please.
The US and UK appear to be competing for the worst. As an American, I think we have won with Trump (I hope this doesn’t really occur, but it’s just happened) calling out the military against US citizens.
Because the UK people voted that idiot Boris into power. This is what we get.
@@phillipmcmahon5949 the talent pool was poor before the last general election and even worse afterwards
Got to have diversity in the cabinet
"Trending on nails in slow motion." brilliant. 😂😂😂
Treading*
Patel has the appearance of an alien trying out it's human suit for the first time!
😂🤣😂
I thought that was Dominic Cummings?
She pouts and she smirks,the hallmarks of an arrogant unfeeling liar.
@@mookieibra6376 that's one vision I'm willing to accept!!She is damn hot I'll give her that (grudgingly)
Priti is a fittie!
She joined the Tory Party despite not being born upper-class. That's a fairly clear sign.
Have you ever read The Portrait of Dorian Gray?
@@anonUK I've seen the film
@@alexmaxwell4210
The novel's much better. Not as pervy.
There is maybe a 1% chance you look at these comments, but if you are reading this: WE NEED THIS NOW MORE THAN EVER. Keep it up, because you could easily do 30 min. episodes every night of the week - your timing and delivery are fantastic man
Cried with laughter at "Herculeuan" :O) She's not the shapest tool, is she :O)
She looks like she’s just kicked over a child’s sandcastle 😂 lol
Appointed Home Secretary after previously resigning in 2017 as International Development Secretary after holding unofficial meetings with the Israeli Government and a lobbyist. She admitted herself in her resignation letter at the time that her actions “fell below the high standards that are expected of a secretary of state”.
Boris has a terrible reputation with women and here we have one, that's obviously well out of her depth, being given one of the top jobs. I can't imagine why that might be :)
All the right wing nut job governments are in bed with each other, while getting elected on basically hateful campaigns, people believing that somehow normal, marginalized groups are the reason for their misery, not the brokers and billionaires who make money despite doing nothing... 💁🏽it's a circle.
32 people disliked the video - nice to know Boris's cabinet watch these
Absolutely hilarious! Priti comes across as having had a double compassion-ectomy.
She doesn't do sincerity or empathy does she? But she does a brilliant smirk.
Resting smirk face apparently. Seriously, that was her excuse once.
She has a beautiful smirk, it lights up the scheming in her eyes.
“I’m sorry you chose to be mad at us” - Priti Patel
🤣🤣🤣 that's Priti Patel speak for so you have chosen death.
PPE (aka Priti Patel Excruciating) has the following qualities that make her fit to hold one of the High Offices of State in this Govt: 1) unthinkingly right-wing 2) ambition beyond ability 3) dim enough to be pliable 4) safe seat with a decent majority 5) chummy with the right people 6) POC (Person of Colour) currently an asset if played right. The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that.
martycrow I agree. If you’ve also seen some more Patel speeches you’ll also see that she’s incapable of apologising even if some problems lead directly to the home office.
@@emperorpalpamemes4880 Probably following Theresa May's example
Plus she has Mossad support from when she tried to give UK aid for Palestine to Israel for their distribution
Agreed . . . So utterly tragic how even the most cursory examination of these cretins' public performances, reveals their rice-paper thin intellect. Studying history as a teenager, so many years ago now (pre genome sequencing and the like), I often wonder if there was something akin to a despotic gene. Over the intervening years, I have become convinced [due to continuing levels of callous indifference by our so-call leaders] that there most certainly is. My only regret inf life is that I did not possess the mental capabilities to isolate that particular chromosome and discover a universal treatment by way of antidote. Just sayin'. Kristallnacht cookie, anyone?
"The inability to utter a grammatically correct and full coherent sentence seems to be beyond many politicians these days, so I'll overlook that." In comparison to Trump and his freshly shitted word salads, she sounds like she has a Doctorate in Lingistics.
“That’s enough hot air for one answer. We don’t want to take off”. You made me choke on my morning oatmeal. 😂😂
I just discovered these. Absolutely hilarious and spot on!!
You sir....are a National Treasure!
"Catastrophic Hornet" seriously nearly made me fall over laughing. I'm getting some odd looks on the bus
I wish during these they'd actually answer a single question clearly, rather than just give a political non answer, and then quickly move on like we hadn't noticed they didn't actually tell us anything.
Yeah these are usually funny but just the sight of Priti Patel drives out any humour and serve as a reminder of just how utterly fkd we are.
"That's enough hot air for one answer, we don't want all to take off, do we ?" I LOLed so hard :D :D
She is surely evil personified! No matter how much I watch these fabulous vids - they still make me laugh out loud!! Love them!!
*Suella Braverman has entered the chat*
"Catastrophic hornet".. love it!! 😁
Honestly, I feel these have helped me through the lockdown 😂
A marvellous “explanation” for why she got “those figures” so wrong. Priceless. Entertaining as always. Keep up the good (“great”!) work.
Utterly fantastic and the most convincing explanation for why she got the numbers all messed up. Thank you
Spot on again, what a hoot🤣🤣. Keep em coming mate, it makes my tiny world that much better👍🏻
bloody brilliant video Michael!!
My god she actually said various areas of various services
Herculean? Unprecedented!
That's 'Herculuan' 😂
And numberwang too! So Priti wins tonight’s prize (of whatever we had before “The Event”)
‘Enforcement of fines’ this aged well.
Love these mate, keep them coming!!!
Don’t smirk woman!!!! Why is she smirking! THIS isn’t a game you’re winning!!
I would like to inform everything that she is not smirking, it just her facial structure. I have seen lots of places point about that😡🤦♂️
@@CooolBean she is smirking she is also a vile monster
The woman is as icy cold as anything i have ever seen. Removed of any human emotion
What exactly do you want her to do. Start crying on TV? You don't even know her so you don't know if she's ice cold.
@@AK-he8ft That will help!
There's still hate.
I’m an American, and I think these skits are great!
She's incapable of actually apologising, because that would mean admitting that she did something wrong, and she's always right in her head
When was the last time any politician admitted to making a mistake?
@@thedukeofnuts A pretty big one was when Theresa May cried and said I'm sorry
Why did it take me so long to subscribe? You are setting off my Friday night perfectly!!
Micheal should go on these live chats - he would be amazing and hilarious
Last time I was this early every other country had gone into lockdown
Love 😍 your comedy and best bit was just before the end, you just nailed it.
This woman is pure *evil.* I’m not someone who normally makes such sweeping personal judgments when assessing another person’s character, their actions, how they treat (or abuse in Patels case) their colleagues, & how appallingly their ministerial decisions have catastrophically _negatively_ impacted the lives of vast swathes of the UK’s citizens. However, sometimes you’ve just got to call a spade a spade, & there’s an abundant wealth of evidence in existence that _easily_ proves Priti Patel _truly is_ an absolutely abhorrent, poisonously vindictive, nasty & abusive individual. So *"Yes!"...EVIL!!!*
Well said Lorna...
Absolutely true.
And not very competent either.
"A particularly insincere Cruella De Vil"
And not forgetting, or should I say 'forgettin' that continuous smirk on her face.
God this guy cheers me up every time he does a video 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my God she's reading from a script and she can not do it well. Wow johnsons goverment is just ........ Donald Trump road map
Brilliant! Love it Michael!
Thank you so much.
Once again superb.
Anyone else notice that this woman doesn’t pronounce the ‘g’ in words like thinking, hoping, running, jumping,talking and so on.
I’m thinkin of lyin, intimidatin, manipulatin, confusin and effin you all up,
Johnny Frisco her mispronunciation of words ending in “ing” really irks me. Plus the fact that she is a nasty, bullying little wasp!
It drives me mad but then she’s just an awful human.
It’s the highfalutin Rootin’ tootin’ no foolin’ Priti Patel.
Iain Prendergast 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So what if she doesn't pronounce the 'g' - does correcting and criticising people's pronunciation make you feel intelligent and powerful?
Spending the entire video in a cupboard, just for that one punchline! Genius! 😂
YAY these are the best!!!
'Catastrophic Hornet!' 🤣
Absolutely best so far.
Catastrophic hornet!
These videos always make these days better 😂🤣 keep up the great work
What a novel way to start this one... Ingenious.
"These briefings are like treading on a nail in slow motion" Brilliant
"That's enough hot air for one answer. We don't all want to take off, do we"
Well done mate 👍 Haha reminds me of the Keith Chegwin scene from Extras filming the sitcom
This is the most hilarious things I've ever seen.... LMAO with every video !!!
Here is her profile: in support of plain packaging for cigarettes, worked for tobacco industry, opposed same sex marriage and a "massive Thatcherite"... can she have less compassion?
Oh my that smirk says it all.
Glad I've found this guy
If anyone that voted for this government in the last election can still tell me why at this point I would love to hear it. I think this might be the most embarrassed by my own country I've ever been
I’m watching these for a second time !
Well, those dalmatians won't skin themselves will they...
You are one of the best comedians in the United K... in the UK. Your hilarity is unprecedented.
I hope a day comes when we never have to mention Ms Patel and she and her colleagues are forgotten as a big big mistake
Wonderfull! Keep them còming!
this is your best yet.
I love this it is sheer genius!
Love these videos but I really shouldn't have watched this one so late at night. When the knocking started I got such a fright I nearly dissolved in another plane 😂😂
an insincere Cruella Deville ... LOL
super cringe!!
Probably one of Michael's best and most accurate descriptions yet. There's a reason she's called Priti Nasti.
Just BRILLIANT!!!!
I love these videos and this channel! 😂🤣
1:49 'Police measures including the enforcement of fines'...
I bet she made her boss squirm with that remark
"you catastrophic hornet!" is just *chef kiss*
"Don't smirk!" Lol I'm dead
Fantastic narration of the situation
yeah. more Priti :-).... still haven't watch, but i'm happy, this is a great day
"Catastrophic Hornet" the name of my first Progressive rock band....with punk overtones.
That was Priti funny
i loved this so much! it made me lol
I heard the banging at 0:50 then put down my headphones and left my desk to go find out where it was coming from
Love *smirk* and compassion *smirk*
'Catastrophic hornet' 😂😂😂
Apparently havin' taken elocution lessons from Desmond Olivier Dingle.
Oh mate, you've got that right! I never noticed before but now you've said that it's all I can hear. Boostin', for fuck's sake.
These briefings were a great Cure for insomnia
You are so funny. I love watching the videos you post..
Only one word........for both Patel and the govt.........INCOMPETENT
You nailed it boy 👍
Brilliant!
LOL great stuff michael!